It's actually insane how this stuff is tied to emotions so hard that people suspend all rational thought. You say Jesus, she immediately stops thinking and questioning anything.
"This is like every game on Steam now" gives the same energy as "All the ads I see online are for gay sex cruises", but also Steam really does just put horny games at the top of the list at random.
The sex games are relatively new and perform very well, it only make sense that they show them to people. Do keep in mind there are settings to disable adult content showing up on Steam, if you see it that's because you aren't telling Steam you don't want to see it.
Ah, had no idea there was an option to turn them off - I'd keep them on for the ridiculousness but I don't want to shoot myself in the foot if someone sees my Steam store down the line lol
My personal favorite of these was from the credits to Deadly Premonitions the moment the incomprehensible lyrics kick in. "Deez leafay trees gave me a fear for shade" "... What the *fuck* did you just say to me?"
Turn based sex is just changing positions one at a time. Real time Sex is a struggle between the parties for domination, vying for control throughout the entire ordeal.
To the people suggesting he play Higurashi or Umineko in chat: know that I see you, I acknowledge you, my heart is with you, but your chatting is truly unhinged.
@@LaserStorm117 doing my best to find it now, but damn is it elusive. It might not have been poison mushroom branded. I think the games where all from the xbox 360 marketplace and the one i remember was a westen 3d 'dating sim' visual novel type thing where you go to a cafe and choose food for this lady to eat, NL chose a hotdog and you can guess the resulting implication situation
@@LaserStorm117 found it! YT is weird about linking videos so the tile is: [REUPLOAD] Sexy Xbox Live Indie Games: Pies, Rockets, and Butt Cleavage! [Episode 1] Let me know if you can't find it
Tbh I do have a soft spot for those adult visual novels that mix hardcore pornography with heartfelt emotional stories. It's like the gamer equivalent of those Booktok smu-I mean 'dark romance' novels
Like a minute in and it's giving me flashbacks to the old NLSS where NL and crew were reading the steam description for a porn adjacent game where you shoot milk onto women on the beach. NL was trying to read through it deadpan but struggling not to laugh
I would do some very unpleasant things if it meant that NL would do a full stream looking through the seedy underbelly of steam's goon games and their reviews
The funniest part is that Steam will keep showing him these games because it see he spends so much time looking at them, but it can't determine he's there to riff, not to goon.
im gonna make a serious comment for once but i really hope one day there's gonna be a p0rn game that actually tries with its gameplay and art style because mosr of the ones ive tried are so painfully boring in gameplay or have something good but also suck in artstyle
"This is like, every game on steam now!" Dummy. You are the guy who keeps viewing this sort of content. My steam "For you" section is populated with Valheim clones lol
I don’t play on PC much, a few weeks ago I installed and opened Steam for the first time in probably a few years and literally on the front page there was a game about raping sex slaves and I just closed steam and played some Switch
"Rachel please!" Is the saddest/funniest clip I've ever seen omg
It's actually insane how this stuff is tied to emotions so hard that people suspend all rational thought. You say Jesus, she immediately stops thinking and questioning anything.
They vote lmao fml
Guys c'mon. Surely she's in on the bit, let's not go crazy
It’s genuinely insane the way she immediately starts begging and crying.
That woman votes.
"This is like every game on Steam now" gives the same energy as "All the ads I see online are for gay sex cruises", but also Steam really does just put horny games at the top of the list at random.
I have 106 chaste games in my library but God forbid the 107th is Skullgirls, thank you Steam
You can also really easily disable them showing up in the store, but they're funny so I just leave it on
The sex games are relatively new and perform very well, it only make sense that they show them to people. Do keep in mind there are settings to disable adult content showing up on Steam, if you see it that's because you aren't telling Steam you don't want to see it.
@@Thomps_Guyisnt skullgirls rated t
Ah, had no idea there was an option to turn them off - I'd keep them on for the ridiculousness but I don't want to shoot myself in the foot if someone sees my Steam store down the line lol
the people in chat saying "RTS GAME" after NL read the real time sex bit are so funny
I prefer turn based sex
Me thinking I'm original until I see 100 chatters make the same joke...
@@IBQ1 Those 100 chatters not caring they made the same joke as someone else: 🇹🇩 *Chad music* 🎶 Chaded up faces.
I immediately had that thought and looked to chat for affirmation. Thank you for double affirmation 👍
the commenter saying "i prefer turn based" had me rolling
The most scandalous thing in this video is NL finally giving up his Binding of Isaac hours
Ill never get over how funny the genuine "What the fuck are you talking about?" is. It gets me no matter the subject.
My personal favorite of these was from the credits to Deadly Premonitions the moment the incomprehensible lyrics kick in.
"Deez leafay trees gave me a fear for shade"
"... What the *fuck* did you just say to me?"
@@Phoenix0F8 was literally just thinking of this when i heard it
"Wait, this is a thing that exists?"
REAL TIME SEX
As opposed to turn-based sex like God intended
Turn based sex is just changing positions one at a time.
Real time Sex is a struggle between the parties for domination, vying for control throughout the entire ordeal.
chat whenever NL mentions spicy new meme:
"where librarian.... show it to me please"
"send it me baby, which one"
real ones wait for the librarian video to watch the memes here
good vibrations!
To the people suggesting he play Higurashi or Umineko in chat: know that I see you, I acknowledge you, my heart is with you, but your chatting is truly unhinged.
He would solve the epigraph in 15 minutes
NL 30 minutes into umineko: oh, so without love it cannot be seen, i get it
I ned context, but im not googling it
Who up massaging they orc rn?
OMG me
Peak mentioned
nobody in Korea unfortunately
@@outplayboy communism 😔
Ummmm it's actually the orc who's doing the messaging
Librarian guys when cartographer girls walk in
😨
+2
I wish a cartographer girl would walk in to me
+2
Librarian girls when the cartographer girls walk in, too
The NL rawdogging streams will never not be funny
Stay pegged everyone!
Always
we're NL stream rawdoggers, of course we stay pegged
Librarian has finally censored the steam page pictures it might be over
too blatant this time i fear
NL going through Kate’s steam library 😂😂
I miss the NL H-game review court. Golden era of micro content
If you've not seen the poison mushroom era NL played xbox 360 lewd (not sex) games and reviewed them. It was like 6-7 years ago so old NL jumpscare
@@BIDP- oooooo thank you! I'm looking now, but only have seen silly games like Pimp My Ride and Euro Truck Simulator. Am I missing something?
@@LaserStorm117 doing my best to find it now, but damn is it elusive. It might not have been poison mushroom branded. I think the games where all from the xbox 360 marketplace and the one i remember was a westen 3d 'dating sim' visual novel type thing where you go to a cafe and choose food for this lady to eat, NL chose a hotdog and you can guess the resulting implication situation
@@LaserStorm117 found it! YT is weird about linking videos so the tile is: [REUPLOAD] Sexy Xbox Live Indie Games: Pies, Rockets, and Butt Cleavage! [Episode 1]
Let me know if you can't find it
@@LaserStorm117 found it! /tNSIQvX1HDE
Gooning ain't what it used to be
Gooning used to be respectable.
Goontvrn to tradition
New goon aint the as the old goon...
putting Vince Offer's mugshot in the thumbnail is crazy work
im salty no one +2ed my vince offer joke when he read the review so i had to
Excellent thumbnail brother
We are in such a game drought that this video about video games turned into a “did you see this tweet”
Tbh I do have a soft spot for those adult visual novels that mix hardcore pornography with heartfelt emotional stories. It's like the gamer equivalent of those Booktok smu-I mean 'dark romance' novels
Dear Librarian,
Please please please make a compilation of NL reading the goon game Steam pages and reviews.
All my love,
Xoxoxoxox
Goon Game Supercut, poggers
Librarian in thumbnail but not in video, clickbaited again :(
3:20 are those steam keys? did that guy drop like 5 codes for the sex game in chat?? Thats an incredible bit if so
"vsync off Kreygasm" dying at that chatter
I've got more respect for gooners than the goblins that care about their comment being first.
Gooner goblins who try to snipe the first review on gooner games
And the first commenters are still an entire ecosystem above the "0 views in 0.000002 seconds??? Bro fell OFF!!!!! 💀💀💀" mouthbreathers
@@Phoenix0F8 Brooo, first reply to second response on 36th comment, POG.
@@Phoenix0F8 does literally anyone do that one unironically?
Tho tbh even as a joke it’s played out and boring
I want to give the librarian a dozen blue roses for keeping me up to date on these gooning reviews.
yo librarian, can you make a compilation of everytime he does this? this shit is so peak man
Ah Rumbleverse, you'll never leave us. I think that's the only series of his where I watched every single episode. At least we have the memories.
The Rumbleverse outro... I'm gonna cry
my absolute favorite genre of video
7:17 higurashi spotted
what the
bro instantly detects mentions of higurashi
I thought he was going to go through Letterboxd reviews ICANT
Same, just found out about Goon and Goon 2
Librarian's thumbnail review is the comedy gold one finds by polishing a good joke until it's absolutely perfect
reading reviews to porn games is one of my favorite recurring segments
Like a minute in and it's giving me flashbacks to the old NLSS where NL and crew were reading the steam description for a porn adjacent game where you shoot milk onto women on the beach. NL was trying to read through it deadpan but struggling not to laugh
oh now my gamer friends are going to quote the rachel meme 2 months late, nice
Can't believe I missed the gooning stream
I was gonna say nl put librarian on blast with that thumbnail/title and then I realized this is librarians channel haha
"welcome back vince offer" in the description is WILD man
vince offer when vince acceptance walks in:
That one took me a minute lol
I would do some very unpleasant things if it meant that NL would do a full stream looking through the seedy underbelly of steam's goon games and their reviews
all the affirmations of love you can handle :>
Chatter Hall of Fame:
1:54 "RTS" : Real Time Strategy? Real Time Sex
When there’s a new video cooking: show it to me Librarian, send it to me now! Librarian please!
Some of NL's gooner reviews are actually pretty fire games. Nice to get some recommendations
4315 hours is 179.8 days for anyone curious
expected to listen to gooner reviews, gets immediately disappointed from the teased dota 2 stream wadahel 🥤
It's that time again. Let me get my suit and tie on.
i want all future NL streams to contain at least one dramatic reading of *those* games' description/review section/w/e
how do we make that happen
3:24 The third caveman who learned what sex is
My two favorite Outros, I love you librarian.
As a fellow old, the first couple seconds gave me so much hope
cant wait for the dota 2 stream
These are routinely the FUNNIEST NL clips
These games are what we envisioned when pong was invented.
The funniest part is that Steam will keep showing him these games because it see he spends so much time looking at them, but it can't determine he's there to riff, not to goon.
3:01 aoe2 death noise
The way I audibly pogged when he said he should do a dota 2 stream. It really is a disease holy shit.
cursed start
typing the reviews with 1 hand while all 8 of their monitors display different 'games'
manifesting the dota 2 stream
that first sentence made me want to end my game irl
the whole sequence at 4:02 is so funny
goated thumbnail
im gonna make a serious comment for once but i really hope one day there's gonna be a p0rn game that actually tries with its gameplay and art style because mosr of the ones ive tried are so painfully boring in gameplay or have something good but also suck in artstyle
this is such a horrible comment i realize i have dropped
@@OctacoreIsAFK try the last sovereign, it has a legitimate story that is actually pretty good. art kinda bad tho
there's plenty out there but you need to learn japanese and/or be willing to engage with weird shit
@@OctacoreIsAFKme when I have a fetish for making shit comments and the post nut clarity hits
@@tamny9963 i appreciate the help but now im gonna be known as the unironic gooner gamer in the librarian comment section guy
"This is like, every game on steam now!"
Dummy. You are the guy who keeps viewing this sort of content. My steam "For you" section is populated with Valheim clones lol
He's not wrong. Mobile game stores are filled with vampire survivor clones too. It's the current meta.
you just stare at the valhiem game page over and over?
@@ChronicSkooma Yes
Absolute Cinema
a dota stream would go extremely hard though fr fr
Ok but those Sex City 2069 trailer gifs looked primo
That mom is definitely wine/xanax drunk
Man, Steam is really stingy in Germany. None of these game show up!
Now I know why everyone is stuck up here...
RTS genre is making a comeback!
The chatter saying play Rhythm Doctor is based
damn, didn't know they updated WoS. nice
It's so sad there's people like that who really want to see Jesus
LMFAO I would lock in so hard for an NL dota stream
Theres something intensely funny about fighting against communism by buying porn games on steam
i com the moment a gooner review drops(i'm a gooner)
You think we could get him to play Bastard Bonds?
uh how did nl stream this stuff without getting banned lol
ight that thumbnail is funny
ROSHAN ROSHAN ROSHAN ROSHAN
Women on top = prone bone.. noted. NL sure has learnt a lot of things in June.
First 6 seconds of the video is so funny
Description looking MIGHTLY lacking in links to steam pages...
5:08 i mean, pornography is illegal in south korea, so… that reviewer is probably correct?
correct about the stuff they ban, i mean. nothing about pornography being illegal is “communism” though. that part is just silly.
Dota 2 stream would be great content
Based Arch user at 3:34
3:50 _VERY_ see through panties. I don't know how UA-cam guidelines work exactly but you might want to edit that part out lmao.
Did he blur everything on his stream or did you do that librarian?
Joel
4:19 this is just Azur Lane with extra steps
Google who Watanabe is (hint: not the badminton player)
Gooners when coomers etc
Porn is one hell of a drug
Real time sex? As opposed to...turn based?
I don’t play on PC much, a few weeks ago I installed and opened Steam for the first time in probably a few years and literally on the front page there was a game about raping sex slaves and I just closed steam and played some Switch
Wait why are we bullying old women now
funny
Ryan could gather all the boys and play some dota from time to time
he could at least get apollo 100%. also maybe post-TI quinn would be down
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau egg and ccnc would be insane
2nd so excited
+2
actual first. 1 minute old video
No
literally 4th bro, 1 minute is too slow.