This is gonna sound really weird but, I like to fall asleep to these long long playthroughs, it nice to watch it and when I wake up it's still playing the same video. Makes the world seem less lonely
One of my favourite moments back when I played this was when I picked up a crossbow and had no bolts, ran back to firelink to see if I could find something better in the chests, and got the calamity ring...
There was once a plunging attack so *THICC* That it broke the floor of *BRICC* The hollows were demolished But the challenge was abolished Because he forgot to pick up dat broken *STICC* Someone please appreciate my poetry.
@@redgrizzlybur7810 hello, I am here to haunt you with your incorrect assumptions you made public. Truly an embarrassing time for everyone, but you owned up to it. Very nice.
i would actually like to see an "all hits taken" run now xD rules: you may block. but dodge roll and running out of the way are banned. you must tank every hit either with your face or a shield
While the idea sound dope that just not going to happen. if ornstein and smough or seath dont wipe the floor with you, Gwyn definetly will. his damage output is just unreal
It's really interesting to see how one of the best dark souls players in the world doesn't know or has forgotten some basic stuff like how the skeleton resurrection in the catacombs works or the fact that the daughter of chaos can reinforce your estus flask. I guess you're so used to the most optimized any% route that there's a lot of things you're not used to anymore.
What if the stats of the equipment were randomized too??? (Damage, resistances, effects, required stats to use, etc.? So Golem Armor could be as light as normal Leather Armor or Demon GreatAxe could do 1 damage, or dagger could one-shot a boss?)
I was alright with him skipping items he'd have to take a different path and all the people saying "His run was invalidated at ___ because he didnt equip that shield" I was like, really your underwear is in a twist because of that? But on the way to Seathe he sprinted past 3 chests when that staircase opens down that pissed me off
5:39:12 In Divinity: Original Sin there is actually a hydrosophist as opposite to pyromancer (though it's called pyrokinetic there) and it's so much more powerful due to the crowd control abilities the freezing spells give you. But that's the only game I can think of where hydromancy actually is a thing.
There was once a plunging attack so *THICC* That it broke the floor of *BRICC* The hollows were demolished But the challenge was abolished Because he forgot to pick up dat broken *STICC*
I would agree it could have been a game changer, but considering he had access to souls, 2 other buyable weapons, and the ring of sacrifice, I doubt the run would have been too different.
Ok yeah, he missed a few items and maybe didn't buy stuff he should have or leveled up as much as you would like. But seriously stop. Man spent nine hours on PART ONE of a run most of yall wouldn't last 5 minutes in. It's for FUN. He's having FUN. We should be having FUN watching it. Have a good day.
I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE SEE THIS I'm trying to install the randomizer mod on ds for xbox 360 and have no clue how. I looked it up for a while and couldn't find one on the randomizer one
Currently on my first playthrough and tried to cheese the wraith guarding the chest behind the fake wall in New Londo with a bow only to find out that they can swing at the fake wall and open it lol gg
I don't understand why you don't heal at later tries of Orstein and Smough, and yes you can kindle the bonfire once without the Rite of kindeling. This bossfight so pissed me off that I went to do other things and stumbled upon Pinwheel. More estus is good, I guess but then I'm not trying to make this game a chore for myself.
hate to be a stickler for details, but there in the beginning you didnt equip the starting shield....prolly doesnt matter much, but hey, the mod is use what you see, and he did pick up an equippable item
3:15:25 I don't know man, you said many funny things about Canada earlier and I doubt that penguin smuggling has anything to do with the game you are currently playing.
This is gonna sound really weird but, I like to fall asleep to these long long playthroughs, it nice to watch it and when I wake up it's still playing the same video. Makes the world seem less lonely
Bro I feel this
Damn, I do the same, with Otz DS2 no hit run for example
Why did I relate to this on such a personal level lmao
Damn man, this has no right to be this relatable.
Same, dude
36:08 "hey 13 damage! that's not too bad. We'll only finish this in 2020"
Me watching in 2020...
I’ll
Scrolled to the comments to say this exact same thing.
Same
@@Enderfinder took a goddamn while...
Me watching in 2021 💀
One of my favourite moments back when I played this was when I picked up a crossbow and had no bolts, ran back to firelink to see if I could find something better in the chests, and got the calamity ring...
DomEReapeR That's how pain feels like
That's hilarious!
The rule for today's drinking game is:
"Take a shot every time you see an unintentional jump"
Don't worry, I'll go to your funeral.
There was once a plunging attack so *THICC*
That it broke the floor of *BRICC*
The hollows were demolished
But the challenge was abolished
Because he forgot to pick up dat broken *STICC*
Someone please appreciate my poetry.
Absolutely fantastic, well done
“I feel like the mail breaker wouldn’t be good” he says while using an ultra great sword that does 5 damage on a backstab
strength players have standards
R.i.p item by new Londo stairs, I'm at the part where he says "I'll remember it's there for later" and I just know he won't remember lol
Turns out he picks it up not even 3 minutes later lol
@@redgrizzlybur7810 hello, I am here to haunt you with your incorrect assumptions you made public. Truly an embarrassing time for everyone, but you owned up to it. Very nice.
@@GriziDaWiz LMAO
@@GriziDaWiz what are the odds that I click onto a thread with someone who responded within a day on a three year old video
@@sameez8701 4 year old video*
Squilla in 2017: "I could never do the trilogy hitless like Hob is trying to do."
That aged poorly in the best way
I was just thinking about that haha
i would actually like to see an "all hits taken" run now xD
rules: you may block. but dodge roll and running out of the way are banned. you must tank every hit either with your face or a shield
That would be amazing
While the idea sound dope that just not going to happen.
if ornstein and smough or seath dont wipe the floor with you, Gwyn definetly will. his damage output is just unreal
might be doable if you are allowed to parry but sounds like it would be very tedious lool
@@Dartium you cant parry smoughs ground pound and if you arent allowed to run away, two of them will kill you
@@xXRunDeathXx true, might get a god run tho with no ground pound but sounds unlikely
It's really interesting to see how one of the best dark souls players in the world doesn't know or has forgotten some basic stuff like how the skeleton resurrection in the catacombs works or the fact that the daughter of chaos can reinforce your estus flask. I guess you're so used to the most optimized any% route that there's a lot of things you're not used to anymore.
If you run past the skeletons you'll never kill them in the first place 😂
I found this super odd as well and then it dawned on me that he’s so used to just playing super optimized routes that ignore so much other content
I loved when he got eaten by a mimic not once but twice in the same room because he never opens them
Sometimes it can be an advantage to be a casual player doing it vanilla...
Oh cool. A nine minute randomizer video
Oh I was wrong, i was REALLY wrong
When you didn't buy all the soul items at 26:00 I nearly had an aneurysm.
Soul of a deserted corpse (200) for 200 souls
@@irishkat8451 just add some tax on that and it'll be profit
But then he bought them at 44:20
Squila: Hey the forest is looking out for me!
Forest: haha get a claymore before fighting sif
you didn't even take the item at 52:42 after the plunge attack. -.-
I know righttt
Rip run...
It’s because he already had a good weapon so he doesn’t want to get like a trash weapon from the body
@@MBtoBC that's no valid reason because he'd be breaking the rules
I feel like chimes/pyro flames/talismans should go in right off hand
Nah man I'm left off hand gang
But then how would you buff your right hand weapon?
What if the stats of the equipment were randomized too??? (Damage, resistances, effects, required stats to use, etc.? So Golem Armor could be as light as normal Leather Armor or Demon GreatAxe could do 1 damage, or dagger could one-shot a boss?)
Squill I don't think I've ever actually*watched* you do a run. I always use you as soothing sound to fall asleep.
lol already failed in the first few minutes. Didn't equip the shield...
/s
Squilla: "It's gonna be 2018 by the time the hit lands on him..."
Me: *watching this run 3 days before 2020* MonkaS o-o
During Gargoyle fight: "It's not bad this damage, it'll only take untill 2020 to kill them." lol
Well hello there!
Nigga
Actually suffering how he misses so many items and wastes so many consumables. Yet here I am
He speed runs btw
These kind of runs are fun af to watch. I don’t like speed runs to much but THIS is gold.
I was alright with him skipping items he'd have to take a different path and all the people saying
"His run was invalidated at ___ because he didnt equip that shield"
I was like, really your underwear is in a twist because of that?
But on the way to Seathe he sprinted past 3 chests when that staircase opens down that pissed me off
glad im not the only one who noticed on the stairs chest
The Patches magic show was incredible
5:39:12 In Divinity: Original Sin there is actually a hydrosophist as opposite to pyromancer (though it's called pyrokinetic there) and it's so much more powerful due to the crowd control abilities the freezing spells give you. But that's the only game I can think of where hydromancy actually is a thing.
52:17 There once was a plunging attack so *T H I C C*
There was once a plunging attack so *THICC*
That it broke the floor of *BRICC*
The hollows were demolished
But the challenge was abolished
Because he forgot to pick up dat broken *STICC*
"Get used to the mid rolls and not make any bad decisions." That might be the best life advice 😂
Run is dead at 52:42, you missed an item.
exactly! it would have been a broken sword too... suspiciously convenient to overlook it
I would agree it could have been a game changer, but considering he had access to souls, 2 other buyable weapons, and the ring of sacrifice, I doubt the run would have been too different.
@@schafswiese random tho
Runs dead at like 5 minutes. Gets starting shield and immediately doesn't use it
It’s just for fun it’s no big deal
You’re channels amazing and your voice is so soothing
Beats Ornstein at 4:24:00, Smough at 4:40:36
Barrett McMillan omg thank you
He needed around 2 hours for them? Man, i feel Bad for his rng...
@@waveburner1254 he had shit items at the time
Haven't been able to tune in as much since school started up again, but I'm glad I can watch these when I can :)
Legend has it he is still fighting the gargoyle to this very day
Rename: "Use what you decide to see"
More like "Use what you decide to use"
@@KinneKitsune What did he decided not to use?
@@kleber3782 Most shields
This vod is funny because the thumbnail has dark souls 3 items and inventory screen, was so confused when it turned out to be ds1
5:28:20 for magic show, the giant dad mask makes it 10x better
that moment when he goes to fight o & s and goes to upgrade his weapon. *facepalm* all i can think is 25:35 smh smh
Oh man the lack of leveling up made me have a panic attack haha
But serious skill here, amazing playthrough
Absolutely tearing me apart that he wasn't using the crest shield.
Ok yeah, he missed a few items and maybe didn't buy stuff he should have or leveled up as much as you would like.
But seriously stop. Man spent nine hours on PART ONE of a run most of yall wouldn't last 5 minutes in. It's for FUN.
He's having FUN. We should be having FUN watching it.
Have a good day.
Man, character creation song hits differently
need to redo this. you walked by so many chests and souls in the archive. but was super fun to watch
9 hours?! Man I recently found your content and boi have I got a lot of Catching up to do lmao
See you in a few years :P nah but seriously it's awesome to watch this calm and interesting person play.
i never get tired of watching the dark souls intro
Run invalid, didn't pick up the item from the hollow after the mega thick plunge attack
NO NOT ONION
On the Orenstein and Smogh boos fight me and giant Orenstein killed each other at the same time and I won, I was so happy.
Communist Toaster yeah, that’s a pretty hard fight.
@@SenatorWarden 👏
When he said not gonna kill the gargoyle until 2020 i felt that
"Thou transgression shall not go unpunished!" - Drops Giant Gauntless. :'D
Well I'm taking that bet back .... a little too late.
Ok, I lost it when he read "Zugzwang" as "zug wang" :)
I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE SEE THIS I'm trying to install the randomizer mod on ds for xbox 360 and have no clue how. I looked it up for a while and couldn't find one on the randomizer one
sadly, it's only for pc
@@DaryanCrescend Oh, thanks.😅 I'm an idiot lol
Y not just pump dex and str early so you can use a wider range of weapons?
"I need 20 levels to wield this weapon... let's put more points into vitality."
Currently on my first playthrough and tried to cheese the wraith guarding the chest behind the fake wall in New Londo with a bow only to find out that they can swing at the fake wall and open it lol gg
In pain watching him burn through humanities instead of kindling a couple bonfires lol
Awesome stuff, very difficult run
oh cool a randomizer video this should be a quick playlist of videos- 9 hours later
The rocky music punching ceaseless had me rofl 🤣 😂
36:07 He mentions 2020... If only he knew what the year would behold.
Imho the Item Randomizer should also randomise mimics for extra FUN
Yes officer, this comment right here
3:38:00 you got robbed on that one.
red tearstone ring and halberd mvps of this run.
The whole Anor Londo bit was pure torture
1:57:41 anyone else notice that guy speeding past him lmfao
Anyone else notice that Andre was selling Souls of a Brave Warrior for 100 souls?
Great stream dude just watched the whole video. Very entertaining dialogue and bars too lol
1:33:00 that onion outplay
What the heck!?!? I've played this game for years, ng+3 sl554 and still never knew about that short tunnel at 15:38
Lol, there's always little things to miss in games like these
How did he get the random extra estus when he entered sens fortress?
If another player kindles a bonfire in the area you're in you get an extra estua
@@bradleydoyle6752 thanks
Where did the rhyming Squillkila go? He grew up too fast
36:00 13 damage? Thats not bad... its only gonna take until 2020...
Its 2020 are ya winning son?
8:53:32 lmao
I don't understand why you don't heal at later tries of Orstein and Smough, and yes you can kindle the bonfire once without the Rite of kindeling. This bossfight so pissed me off that I went to do other things and stumbled upon Pinwheel. More estus is good, I guess but then I'm not trying to make this game a chore for myself.
10:14 lol of course a homeward BONE is on that corpse
"We have a thing that doesn't really work"
Why does his sarcasm sound so convincing?
Because he's good at sarcasm
8:40:00 2nd time missing ALL chests in Archives towards Seathe
I don't understand how people consider chimes, talismans, staves and pyro flames right hand items
You missed the item in the graveyard when you said there was nothing by the stairs up.
Why does this look so good?
It's the PC version, with mods.
Well Dark Souls 1 had way better Art direction then Dark souls 2. So the hole game just looks more in place and balanced.
hate to be a stickler for details, but there in the beginning you didnt equip the starting shield....prolly doesnt matter much, but hey, the mod is use what you see, and he did pick up an equippable item
21:11 REEEEESTART
There was another item on his body
Bro these are better than Xanax. Always entertaining to watch until I pass the fuck out.
6:51:00 he called it. Demon souls remake. He called it.
3:15:25 I don't know man, you said many funny things about Canada earlier and I doubt that penguin smuggling has anything to do with the game you are currently playing.
The vast majority of nordic people like black liquorice, and salmiak.
Sakmiakkia perkele!
Me watching this 2021 and figuring out how much itens right in front of u has been ignored.
Ignored moonlight gloves drop from Quelaag.
I'm genuinely op with the gravelord sword
Ok so let me get this straight part 1 is 9 hours long?
Iam a total noob and know when the chain looks to you its a mimic when the chain looks to the wall its a normal one.
13:17 dark souls hit boxes be like:
Sorry Squill but karma got you for trying to kill Siegward 😂
11:03 nice name
homie you can tell if it's a mimic by its chain
5 seconds after i posted this someone said it in chat nevermind 😎
Its 2020 now, has he beaten gargoyles yet?
its 2021, no not yet almost took off 15% of the health tho!
Dark Souls: Condemned Origins
I love the intro music to this game
was that somebody's phone number............?
I like how part 1 is 10 hours
ceasless??
He spoke of 2020... he knew
Lol the drake helped you back across the bridge!
should've played at Lobos Difficulty
Chocolate and cottage cheese? Ew! Why would you put that together in a muffin?
using shield as weapons is dumb. a shield is a shield. you have to wield an actual weapon and use the shield in off hand to block or whatever