As you probably didn’t have a Scottish Mum, the last one wouldn’t resonate with you but as someone who did have a Scottish Mum, it was pretty much spot on…though I’d never have had the courage/audacity to swear at my Mum.
My wife looked at me wondering why I was crying with laughter, I tried to explain the Tow Truck meme to her, and had to stop because I went from crying with laughter to not being able to breath. Funniest thing I've seen in years, but the bit that got me was "well, maybe a little bit". Brilliant.
The one with the guy in the street with a cone wasnt fake, Just a normal friday or saturday night, If me and my friends come across that on a friday night we're stopping and doing the exact same 10/10 times, Remember this is england, No ones concealing guns, Worst case is its a crazy guy with a knife, And in that case, You casually drive off
the Scottish lassie wasnt performative. it was therapy. as the late great Scottish Poet Robert Burns wrote: In a city where the rain does weep, Neon lights through shadows creep, Blades o' memory cut sae deep, 'Tis the time o' wonder. Through darkened alleys, engines roar, Replicants seek something more, Frae the heavens to the floor, Life and death do blunder. Aye, in the night, the questions burn, Frae the stars, to earth we turn, Let me tell you about my mother, In this world, there's nae another. Aye, Deckard's eyes, they ken the truth, Hunting dreams, lost in youth, Replicant or mortal's sooth, In this city yonder. Rachel's gaze, sae fierce and wild, With secrets deep, and heart beguiled, In the neon's grasp, a lonely child, Love and fear do ponder. Aye, in the night, the questions burn, Frae the stars, to earth we turn, Let me tell you about my mother, In this world, there's nae another. Through mist and haze, the tyrell's reign, Life created, wrought wi' pain, In the end, what do we gain, But tears in rain asunder? Blade o' fate, it cuts sae keen, Wi' eyes that see what ne'er has been, Aye, life's a fragile, fleeting dream, And love's the silent thunder. Aye, in the night, the questions burn, Frae the stars, to earth we turn, Let me tell you about my mother, In this world, there's nae another. So here's to memories, frae yore, To hearts that ache, and spirits soar, In a world of tech and lore, Our souls in twilight wander. Aye, in the night, the questions burn, Frae the stars, to earth we turn, Let me tell you about my mother, In this world, there's nae another.
Its weird how goths have become almost extinct in the west, we should start a conservation programme... i miss those little weirdos, bizarrely, lol. They never caused anyone any bother, they were good peoples.
I watched a film called Made in Heaven circa 1987 or so. There was a man looking to rent a house who looks just like you; could he be yr dad or uncle. (Kelly McGillis and Timothy Hutton starred)
I totally get the excitement over a chinese 😀 Some of my colleagues at work like to make each other jump, I'll be working away and suddenly I'll hear a man scream like a girl 😂 Wishing you well 😀
Why do you have to post when I go out on a Saturday afternoon and get drunk it ain't cool 😎 I will have to watch this again when I am sober tomorrow 😰😅🤬
A junky is not a homeless guy.
It’s someone who is addicted to heroine. 😉
Lewis Capaldi is actually legit funny. His music is so hauntingly beautiful and then you hear him talk and he’s just proper hilarious.
Should replace St Andrew with St Lewis as the patron saint of Scotland.
I agree, the lad is hilarious!
His music is as boring as cardboard, middle of the road generic shite.. But he is a funny fella
That is not Tom Daley
That Weasley character was Lewis Capaldi 😂
6:26. That guy and Tow Truck from Cars. I could definitely see the resemblance. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
As you probably didn’t have a Scottish Mum, the last one wouldn’t resonate with you but as someone who did have a Scottish Mum, it was pretty much spot on…though I’d never have had the courage/audacity to swear at my Mum.
Scottish Grandma and it was still spot on for me lol… she swore in a way a sailor would blush but ya never swore at her lol
@@rubilister9780yeah but so staged and unfunny. I hate TIKTOK unless they’re actually real and funny.
PICKY for the teas is AWESOME everything and anything in the fridge, pissa, pate, random crap, garlic toast ANTHING YUM
You my friend have a close conection to the English psychie and for that you should be rewarded
My wife looked at me wondering why I was crying with laughter, I tried to explain the Tow Truck meme to her, and had to stop because I went from crying with laughter to not being able to breath. Funniest thing I've seen in years, but the bit that got me was "well, maybe a little bit". Brilliant.
Lewis Capaldi is a national treasure and second removed cousin to Peter Capaldi the 12th Doctor Who and Malcolm from the thick of it.
I didn’t even think about him being related to Peter capaldi I loved he’s time on doctor who
I love watching your stuff. I love how you're so inquisitive about our nation!
The one with the guy in the street with a cone wasnt fake, Just a normal friday or saturday night, If me and my friends come across that on a friday night we're stopping and doing the exact same 10/10 times, Remember this is england, No ones concealing guns, Worst case is its a crazy guy with a knife, And in that case, You casually drive off
Why thank you JJ, have a good weekend too
the Scottish lassie wasnt performative. it was therapy. as the late great Scottish Poet Robert Burns wrote:
In a city where the rain does weep,
Neon lights through shadows creep,
Blades o' memory cut sae deep,
'Tis the time o' wonder.
Through darkened alleys, engines roar,
Replicants seek something more,
Frae the heavens to the floor,
Life and death do blunder.
Aye, in the night, the questions burn,
Frae the stars, to earth we turn,
Let me tell you about my mother,
In this world, there's nae another.
Aye, Deckard's eyes, they ken the truth,
Hunting dreams, lost in youth,
Replicant or mortal's sooth,
In this city yonder.
Rachel's gaze, sae fierce and wild,
With secrets deep, and heart beguiled,
In the neon's grasp, a lonely child,
Love and fear do ponder.
Aye, in the night, the questions burn,
Frae the stars, to earth we turn,
Let me tell you about my mother,
In this world, there's nae another.
Through mist and haze, the tyrell's reign,
Life created, wrought wi' pain,
In the end, what do we gain,
But tears in rain asunder?
Blade o' fate, it cuts sae keen,
Wi' eyes that see what ne'er has been,
Aye, life's a fragile, fleeting dream,
And love's the silent thunder.
Aye, in the night, the questions burn,
Frae the stars, to earth we turn,
Let me tell you about my mother,
In this world, there's nae another.
So here's to memories, frae yore,
To hearts that ache, and spirits soar,
In a world of tech and lore,
Our souls in twilight wander.
Aye, in the night, the questions burn,
Frae the stars, to earth we turn,
Let me tell you about my mother,
In this world, there's nae another.
FYI, JJLA, it's "Ye Olde London" 😂😂😂
Its weird how goths have become almost extinct in the west, we should start a conservation programme... i miss those little weirdos, bizarrely, lol. They never caused anyone any bother, they were good peoples.
The Welsh guy wasn't Tom Daily...
the sound of Brando Butter
a junkie is someone who spends all their time off their face on hard drugs, it's not a homeless person
no the scottish maw one is accurate, as a scottish person i can tell you its not fake
The guy washing his hands at 5:06 is a comedian called Tom Lawrinson. I don't use Tiktok, but he posts sketches to Instagram and they are great
Goth here! Its global warming babe, we Goths can't come out in the sun
I watched a film called Made in Heaven circa 1987 or so. There was a man looking to rent a house who looks just like you; could he be yr dad or uncle. (Kelly McGillis and Timothy Hutton starred)
Where are all the Goths? They grew up!!
Roy's cafe in Coronation Street is where you will find a female lGoth
I totally get the excitement over a chinese 😀
Some of my colleagues at work like to make each other jump, I'll be working away and suddenly I'll hear a man scream like a girl 😂
Wishing you well 😀
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Yea the guy in the car is lewis capaldi he was joking and hes a great singer songwriter. You should check out his viral performances
Why do you have to post when I go out on a Saturday afternoon and get drunk it ain't cool 😎 I will have to watch this again when I am sober tomorrow 😰😅🤬
The Goths just all thought misery just wasn’t working for them so became clowns and joined the circus
Tic toc funny reviewer not more obnoxious
How tf he not know lewis capaldi
Mostly people doing ordinary, unfunny shit and filming it..Gen Z for ya.
These are all a bit shit
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“He’s trying to be funny” noo, really?!?!? A comedian is trying to make a funny video 💀
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You pause far too much, dude.
I guess I can't say f@*# or t@*t@+