Neuvillette judges the Archons in court

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  • @universalgamer8010
    @universalgamer8010 Рік тому +8057

    Nahida is guilty of being innocent, her sentence should be an afternoon tea party with Navia and Furina.

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker Рік тому +246

      YES. I hope someone makes adorable art of this! ;w;

    • @akaikeshi1906
      @akaikeshi1906 Рік тому +142

      She's guilty of being everything but the archon of knowledge. Should just call herself the god of dreams at this point.
      Specially after focalors killed herself to stand by her principle

    • @RaikaKoshiba650
      @RaikaKoshiba650 Рік тому +125

      Nahida did nothing but support her people, plus she wasn’t the one who participated in the Archon War. Neuvillette’s definitely declaring her innocent

    • @kapiteingrasparkiet7574
      @kapiteingrasparkiet7574 Рік тому +30

      Guilty of being Innocent of being Captain Rukkhadevata Sparrow.

    • @azutsukimiya
      @azutsukimiya Рік тому +17

      and Wrio and Lynette since they literally fuck with tea

  • @zaman9752
    @zaman9752 Рік тому +2449

    Venti didn't even get hit he just passed out drinking 😂

  • @davinlee3412
    @davinlee3412 Рік тому +4993

    Nahida is too precious to be guilty.
    Her only crime-if it was that awful-was touching grass.

    • @Nilotpala
      @Nilotpala Рік тому +107

      Imean, first she wasn't an original seven but no one remembers, but she actively seemed to help apep on behalf of her fungi friends, so no matter what she really is the purity of teyvat

    • @203tron
      @203tron Рік тому +65

      her crime is killing people with her cuteness

    • @nekoluma
      @nekoluma Рік тому +40

      pretty sure her worst crime was that "dookie" comment smh

    • @apanaama3703
      @apanaama3703 Рік тому +14

      I like how the camera makes Nahida smoller than usual.

    • @HanaEditz.
      @HanaEditz. Рік тому +8

      the Real Criminal is Azar

  • @SyazHikari_Mlbb
    @SyazHikari_Mlbb Рік тому +2476

    Neuvillette and Zhongli went from friends to rivals in court 😂

    • @SyazHikari_Mlbb
      @SyazHikari_Mlbb Рік тому +54

      @@you-yn5hp I'm talking about the previous Crying Aqua videos.

    • @rippertheindoraptor7908
      @rippertheindoraptor7908 Рік тому +27

      ​@@SyazHikari_MlbbI like to imagine it was before he found out zhongli a archon

    • @SyazHikari_Mlbb
      @SyazHikari_Mlbb Рік тому +19

      @@rippertheindoraptor7908 now that you mentioned it, he only told him that he works at wangsheng funeral parlor.

    • @willaverynerdyclarinetist6131
      @willaverynerdyclarinetist6131 Рік тому +12

      Friends to enemies to lovers fic anyone?

    • @amberxv4777
      @amberxv4777 Рік тому +19

      @@willaverynerdyclarinetist6131 no

  • @Preaplanes
    @Preaplanes Рік тому +1999

    Fun fact: the very first time we heard the name Neuvillette, he was praising Nahida, and wishing Furina would act more like her.

    • @amberxv4777
      @amberxv4777 Рік тому +180

      He definately changed his mind now tho

    • @aerithgainsborough7763
      @aerithgainsborough7763 Рік тому +24

      Wait, really???

    • @charadreemur8884
      @charadreemur8884 Рік тому

      @@aerithgainsborough7763yep! it was around the time when nahida was released. you should be able to find it in her intro thingy. try looking at the wiki

    • @spiritcomics5655
      @spiritcomics5655 Рік тому +15

      When was that?

    • @Preaplanes
      @Preaplanes Рік тому +194

      @@spiritcomics5655 Nahida's splash art preview. It read
      "One might say she pays too much attention or dotes on people too much... But while her actions can be flawed, I believe her sense of responsibility as Sumeru's deity to be a commendable thing. Ah, that the youngest of gods should be thus, while a certain other person, by contrast, should be so prone to hysterics..." Chief Justice Neuvillette of Fontaine

  • @ArchonKujo
    @ArchonKujo Рік тому +1306

    Zhongli's response about Osmantheus Wine while being told on how powerful he is, is the best response I heard.

  • @Gelsane03
    @Gelsane03 Рік тому +1520

    Neuvillette: According to the judgment of the
    🕺 Oratrice 🎶 Mecanique 🎵 d'Analyse 🎶 Cardinale🕺

    • @banir3736
      @banir3736 Рік тому +91

      Another one bites the dust

    • @macksuting6263
      @macksuting6263 9 місяців тому +38

      After hearing the song I never hear it the same way as I did before 😅

    • @Gummygmuga149
      @Gummygmuga149 8 місяців тому +8

      Damn you got the spellings right. It took me five days of Fontaine quests you learn the name of the thing

    • @MarcusDarkstar
      @MarcusDarkstar 6 місяців тому +4

      The fact he could fucking say that so many times.... a true professional voice actor.

    • @dapidminiAiki
      @dapidminiAiki Місяць тому

      aaarrrgghhh I can't get that song out of my head!!!

  • @burnoutcat2387
    @burnoutcat2387 Рік тому +3573

    Neuvilette: 🌪️🪨⚡ 🐉 *I'll judge y'all.*
    Also Neuvilette: 💧🌿 🐉 *These two are cool.*

    • @-Theo-
      @-Theo- Рік тому +109

      Based

    • @davinlee3412
      @davinlee3412 Рік тому +89

      Very based

    • @lightning_11
      @lightning_11 Рік тому +18

      Which two? Nahida, yes, but who's the other one?

    • @burnoutcat2387
      @burnoutcat2387 Рік тому +82

      @@lightning_11 he technically already judges Furina and is paying for her rent and food

    • @lightning_11
      @lightning_11 Рік тому +17

      @@burnoutcat2387 Furina was never an archon as far as I can tell... although that's an easy mistake to make.

  • @SweetOrangeGirl
    @SweetOrangeGirl Рік тому +1836

    Nahida getting not guilty is perfect. She did nothing wrong, after all!

    • @alicianelson1252
      @alicianelson1252 Рік тому +55

      She is guilty of killing me with her cuteness

    • @lowrhyan567
      @lowrhyan567 Рік тому +19

      And the others aren't guilty, yes they did some war crimes in Khaneriah but they are just archons after all, don't put the blame on them.

    • @SweetOrangeGirl
      @SweetOrangeGirl Рік тому +26

      @@lowrhyan567 Don’t they have stolen powers from the Sovereigns?

    • @CatCatCat19
      @CatCatCat19 Рік тому +5

      She killed herself, but no one knows that!

    • @AplReach
      @AplReach Рік тому +6

      She is guilty of being an absolute menace of a dendro support 😆

  • @HydreigonJ89
    @HydreigonJ89 Рік тому +608

    I love Neuvillette just took one look at Nahida and said "She's guilty of being too cute."

  • @kryschizett4408
    @kryschizett4408 Рік тому +622

    Zhongli = guilty of osmanthus wine
    EI = Guilty of not knowing how to cook
    Venti = Guilty of being Drunk

    • @Isntmycatcute
      @Isntmycatcute 10 місяців тому +31

      Oh, you're right, but you forgot to mention that they are responsible for *war crime* but tbh that's not as half as important

    • @nsr-ints
      @nsr-ints Місяць тому +1

      Seriously tho, if Venti is guilty, it'd be of negligence of duty.

    • @kryschizett4408
      @kryschizett4408 23 дні тому +3

      @nsr-ints not really he's there watching over them while letting the people follow what is true freedom they believed letting them independent to keep things in order from laws etc. Just like liyue without the faked death thingy

    • @nsr-ints
      @nsr-ints 23 дні тому +3

      @@kryschizett4408 true... That's why I said "if he's guilty". Most likely he's just a chill silly guy.

  • @thebakalord
    @thebakalord Рік тому +406

    Nahida: I know your search history
    Neuvilette: INNOCENT!!!

    • @elizabethkblanco4620
      @elizabethkblanco4620 9 місяців тому +21

      Zhongli: And that you got ripped off.

    • @tommyatlan4091
      @tommyatlan4091 7 місяців тому +22

      Neuvy probably just looks up Water

    • @theobamaprism
      @theobamaprism 5 місяців тому +4

      ok but she DOES THO
      Like that's literally what irminsul is omgg do NOT mess with nahida

    • @kl3321
      @kl3321 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@tommyatlan4091 probably mods the water subreddit

    • @metty2145
      @metty2145 12 днів тому

      @@theobamaprismshe can also make time loop 168 times

  • @CountMonsparkle
    @CountMonsparkle Рік тому +89

    Neuvillette: **thinking about Zhongli's sentence**
    Zhongli: Osmanthus wine...
    Neuvillette: Guilty!

  • @E.Natsu.D
    @E.Natsu.D Рік тому +128

    Zhongli: I will have order
    Neuvillette: No you don't, order must be held

  • @WhiteKoneko
    @WhiteKoneko Рік тому +75

    Neuvillette with Nahida & Furina: Precious baby.
    Neuvillette With Other Archons: GUILTY!!!

  • @IshimurA99
    @IshimurA99 Рік тому +206

    Furina is very excited about this, because neuvillette has made her statement come true

  • @gardawg
    @gardawg Рік тому +111

    According to the judgement of the 🌟 _Oratrice_ 💃 _Mecanique_ 🕺 _d'Analyse_ 🕺 _Cardinal_ 💃 🌟

  • @Proxy606
    @Proxy606 Рік тому +137

    “Order!”
    *I* will have order
    *the others*
    “Wine?”
    “No thanks”
    “So you happen to have cake?”

  • @sayo5885
    @sayo5885 Рік тому +140

    The way Ei and Zhongli fell LMAO

  • @kodoqbesar4301
    @kodoqbesar4301 Рік тому +277

    When Neuvillette said "Danzai! Danzai! Danzai! Danzai!", I felt that. Truly one of the bringers of justice of all time

  • @rpamungkas13
    @rpamungkas13 Рік тому +74

    According to the ✨Oratrice ✨mécanique ✨d'analyse ✨cardinale ✨

  • @monstervain
    @monstervain Рік тому +68

    Neuvillette: Who are you?
    Zhongli: Osmanthus wi-
    Neuvillette: *GUILTY!*

  • @eroanime8577
    @eroanime8577 Рік тому +83

    Nahida : Not Guilty
    Zhongli: Indeed

  • @EpicNerdsWithCameras
    @EpicNerdsWithCameras Рік тому +37

    Nahida: "I have done nothing wrong ever in my life."
    Neuvillette: "I know this, and I love you."

  • @mg-rz1dc
    @mg-rz1dc Рік тому +132

    Love how Venti didn't even fight back and just took a beating to keep his secrets just like he did with Signora so long ago.

    • @M1sao
      @M1sao 8 місяців тому +15

      Fr, bro is be hiding the darkest secrets of teyvat to the point he would let people beat him without fighting back.😅 Just for those secrets to remain hidden.

    • @K4iRenXD
      @K4iRenXD 6 місяців тому +8

      Nah he didn't got destroyed, he passed out cuz he drunk

  • @florence5265
    @florence5265 Рік тому +71

    The editing so clean omg

  • @CaptainIchimaruGin
    @CaptainIchimaruGin Рік тому +41

    I find it funny that Venti didn't even try to fight Neuvilette and he's on the ground with Zhougli and Ei.

    • @whisperwalkful
      @whisperwalkful Рік тому +18

      He passed out from the wine, not from fighting.

  • @lelouchvibritannia1662
    @lelouchvibritannia1662 Рік тому +328

    I find it interesting that Neuvillette is most hostile against Zhongli in his voice lines, I wonder why tho

    • @RaikaKoshiba650
      @RaikaKoshiba650 Рік тому +80

      If I were him I’d be more hostile towards Ei.

    • @sefeo0
      @sefeo0 Рік тому +150

      Because he is the original archon who was probably involved in much shady stuff. Venti at least gave his nation a freedom and didn't participate much for many hundreds (or thousands?) of years, meanwhile Zhongli was directly ruling a nation until Traveller's arrival

    • @syarifairlangga4608
      @syarifairlangga4608 Рік тому +6

      Because zhongli is Weak.
      The reason there are no Dragon as archon because they have no heart. They incapable to understand humanism

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 Рік тому +49

      @@RaikaKoshiba650 Doesn't make sense since Ei technically wasn't the archon at the time. Zhongli and Venti are the only original ones. And Venti is basically absent for most of the period

    • @RaikaKoshiba650
      @RaikaKoshiba650 Рік тому +35

      @@neurofiedyamato8763 Yes, but Neuvillette judging them also based on what he now about them now, this will also be the case for Nahida’s judgement since she is also not the original. To him Ei is probably a tyrant who stole the Authority of the Electro Dragon and enslaved her people under the Vision Hunt Decree

  • @IshimurA99
    @IshimurA99 Рік тому +468

    Although neuvillette is not an archon, but he can judge other archons, this shows how powerful he is:)

    • @WakanaGojo86
      @WakanaGojo86 Рік тому +171

      That's because he's a Dragon Sovereign. Which automatically makes him superior than the Archons

    • @codex2621
      @codex2621 Рік тому +83

      That's because he's a primordial dragon. So, Archons are like mortals to him🤣

    •  Рік тому +13

      @@codex2621i wonder how primordial one 1 vs 7 defeated all the dragons

    • @leandroroman7053
      @leandroroman7053 Рік тому +10

      Since this is when the Oratrice was still functional, he doesn't have his sovereign authority, therefore he couldn't charge them regarding the stolen authorities of the planet. 😅

    • @Nrg799
      @Nrg799 Рік тому +4

      ​@more like 1v8 he also manhandled the dragon king

  • @xBlaster
    @xBlaster Місяць тому +3

    The fact that this video ends with Zhongli inside the Fortress of Meropide

  • @ArchonKujo
    @ArchonKujo Рік тому +417

    And you can see why Neuvillette despises other Archons except for Furina and Nahida.

    • @-Theo-
      @-Theo- Рік тому +112

      To be fair Furina and Nahida are the best archons by far

    • @prophetedubaroque5136
      @prophetedubaroque5136 Рік тому +57

      @@-Theo- I mean Venti is pretty cool too and I don't think is done that many bad stuff.

    • @ArchonKujo
      @ArchonKujo Рік тому +12

      @@-Theo- Best in terms of story, I like Raiden more.

    • @jacksborns3414
      @jacksborns3414 Рік тому

      @@prophetedubaroque5136 He's hiding a lot of secrets

    • @VoidTemplar
      @VoidTemplar Рік тому +21

      ​@@ArchonKujoto be fair, focalor and the seat are dead and gone. While furina isn't an archon. So he cant really judge smth that is gone from the mortal realm.

  • @SILLENTKILLER
    @SILLENTKILLER 11 днів тому +2

    The actual lore of Neuvillette's judgement on Archons 😂

  • @countmatt9844
    @countmatt9844 9 місяців тому +10

    Venti:*wakes back up*…why are all the lights off?

  • @genplayer836
    @genplayer836 9 місяців тому +21

    Nahida's crimes:
    -stalking
    -ignoring privacy rules
    -mass memory wipe for a criminal (wanderer) who deserves punishment
    - Letting criminals (the sages) go free , yea i know she was a victim but she wasn't the only victim but she abused her authority as archon to let them go with basically a slap on the wrist
    -Giving a powerful artifact to one of the most evil people on Teyvat (Dotore)
    But their crimes where not committed in Fontaine therefore they can not be judged under Fontaine law

    • @Placa-de-petri
      @Placa-de-petri 3 місяці тому +1

      We dont know how the laws of sumeru works, and even if we do, she's the archo she can do what she pleases

    • @genplayer836
      @genplayer836 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Placa-de-petri Raiden was also archon so she could also do as she pleased, I'm not disagreeing with you it's just that I got tired of people placing Nahida on this pure pedestal while putting the other archons down

    • @michaelgarcia5680
      @michaelgarcia5680 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Placa-de-petrithat could be used to justify every Archon’s actions though even the morally questionable ones…

  • @bokehinataboke221
    @bokehinataboke221 Рік тому +15

    According to the judgement of "Oratrice 💃 Mechanique 💃 D'analyse 💃 Cardinal"

  • @FaiGal
    @FaiGal Рік тому +46

    ok but I actually wanna see Neuvillette and Zhongli throw hands in game

  • @az.lysa157
    @az.lysa157 Рік тому +80

    1:23 i love how Nahida is just watching innocently😂

  • @shilohstone8654
    @shilohstone8654 11 місяців тому +27

    I love how he didn't ask the Oratrice about Nahida. Even if she was guilty in it's eyes, she'll always be innocent in Nuevillette's. 😊

  • @worldedit96
    @worldedit96 Рік тому +23

    I like how Venti is down not because he fought daddy otter but because he was already drunk

    • @grapesauce5091
      @grapesauce5091 Рік тому +6

      Nah he just took a nap , so his tired again

  • @janeC00
    @janeC00 9 місяців тому +12

    Neuvelitte: According to the judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique d'analyse Cardinale...
    Me: 🕺💃🤸🕴️

  • @b.ardner6903
    @b.ardner6903 Рік тому +297

    Venti : guilty of imbibition of the large scale of liquor
    Zhongli : guilty being a spendthrift without his own mora
    Ei : guilty of cooking hazard in one of Fontaine's restaurant
    Nahida : guilty of.... Being cute too much

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 Рік тому +18

      Do notnlet Ei cook near Fontaine
      Electro and Water... Not very good

    • @SyazHikari_Mlbb
      @SyazHikari_Mlbb Рік тому +7

      Furina: guilty of... (wait, she's not an Archon anymore...)

    • @BlueTwins
      @BlueTwins Рік тому

      ​@@SyazHikari_Mlbbtechnically speaking, never was, just a human-oceanid with a curse

    • @llllavemder
      @llllavemder Рік тому +3

      @@anadaere6861(manslaughter via cookery, many have suffered many casualties)

    • @kamizakip3820
      @kamizakip3820 Рік тому +1

      I mean, technically all Mora in Teyvat is Zhongli's Mora

  • @halo4312
    @halo4312 8 місяців тому +2

    I am forever cursed. every time I hear “oratrince mecanique d’analyse cardinale” I think
    🕺💃🏻✨

  • @ringmake
    @ringmake Рік тому +14

    Furina is just watching the show

  • @debeshmondal9928
    @debeshmondal9928 Рік тому +7

    According to the judgement of THE ORATRICE MECHANICS D'ANALYSE CARDINAL

  • @Wait_WhoamI
    @Wait_WhoamI Рік тому +21

    Nahihi is having a talk with Furina and Furina is just surprised when Ei attacks while Nahida is like "This is fine."

  • @dircxx8554
    @dircxx8554 Рік тому +4

    Goodness whoever make this just put a smile on my faces.. thx a bunch

  • @Blu3_Soda
    @Blu3_Soda Рік тому +6

    Neuvillette: alr busters welcome to the ✨oratrice mecanique d'analvse cardinale✨

  • @mattsopiratoso790
    @mattsopiratoso790 7 місяців тому +8

    Venti passed out on the ground without Neuvillette even raising a single finger:
    Venti - "A lotta good that Judging did ya? I'M DRUNK!"

    • @michaelgarcia5680
      @michaelgarcia5680 2 місяці тому +2

      Neuvillette: alright THATS IT! Anemo Archon, your punishment is:
      *ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF SOBRIETY*

  • @Rash7
    @Rash7 Рік тому +11

    Wtf this is literally the best genshin video I've witnessed. Thank you for the laughs.

  • @Maomaoeditz
    @Maomaoeditz 18 днів тому +2

    *Neuvi see's Zhognli* Guilty.

  • @tinyetoile5503
    @tinyetoile5503 Рік тому +27

    Neuvillette deciding which other archons are allowed to interact with Furina: Go on, scram! Get out of here, you moochers!
    [Point to Nahida] Except you, you stay.
    Nahida: :D

  • @nk30020
    @nk30020 Рік тому +19

    Nahida wasn't even born when the archon war occurred also she saved the dendro dragon, no way she'd be guilty.

    • @thejamesonthestreet
      @thejamesonthestreet Рік тому

      Holding the sovereignty of an elemental power is the "crime". Although, yes, Nahida did not asked to be born as Rukkha's successor. However Neuvilette wants to spin it, declaring Nahida guilty would be an injustice.

    • @nk30020
      @nk30020 Рік тому

      ​@@thejamesonthestreet I just realised that Nahida's also the type to sac herself & return the authority to apep if Sumeru is in danger.

  • @Chelyad
    @Chelyad Рік тому +8

    Osmantus vine tastes the same as he remember, even in Meropid

    • @Sanzumori78
      @Sanzumori78 Рік тому +1

      Meropide is crawling with Neuvillette's Bathysmal Vishaps.

  • @RahmatHazli
    @RahmatHazli Рік тому +7

    i thought after he judges john lee they argument "ORDER!" "ORDER!"

  • @charana1711
    @charana1711 Рік тому +5

    Venti was not knocked off by neuvillete, he just passed out from drinking too much

  • @boy5390
    @boy5390 Рік тому +9

    How the trial would go
    Ei: Trial by Combat
    Zhongli: the trial would last a century
    Nahida: Innocent
    Venti: Didn't understand or hear anything because he's black out Drunk

  • @DanielGomes-hz4hu
    @DanielGomes-hz4hu Рік тому +27

    Neuvillette is Fontaine's goat, judges the archons, dropped a bombshell about lore and visions and confirmed that Zhongli is not a simple adpetus

    • @citoyenneteavanttout7273
      @citoyenneteavanttout7273 Рік тому +6

      THAT, afterall we skiped a lot of lore on him, for example, he granted Azhdaha sight the same way Neuvilette granted Fontainians blood. And that God of Gold thingy seems very small but it's a confirmation of some big things : He did not make Mora from his Gnosis, now we are sure of that, and the "legend" about him manifesting it form his own being is now confirmed. Gold that, mind you, can stem from leylines. We also know that immense energy is needed to create Mora and that it's the main catalyst for Alchemy. It will go bunkers form here on.

    • @twilightzone7141
      @twilightzone7141 11 місяців тому +1

      @@citoyenneteavanttout7273 I know this is super late, but imagine if Zhongli was the geosovereign but switched sides? That would be a twist. I mean, Zhongli's original form seems to be that of a Chinese-looking dragon. He says that is because he is a Prime Adeptus, but we know for a fact that he isn't telling us everything.
      (I may be very wrong, and it is probably just Azhdaha, but this would be neat if it did happen, but it is likely wrong; I am just rambling a random thought.)

  • @333Mudita
    @333Mudita 11 місяців тому +4

    Lol venti didn't even fight and they're out cold

  • @sauce8148
    @sauce8148 Рік тому +3

    "Deus Auri is... Guilty"
    Zhongli : "Indeed, it is as you've guessed"

  • @RandolphBomediano
    @RandolphBomediano Рік тому +18

    The smile that followed when neuvilette considered nahida not guilty😢

  • @MJcool-su7qk
    @MJcool-su7qk Рік тому +6

    Venti didn't even fight back. He just accepted his guilt, yet he passed out so e how.

    • @RaikaKoshiba650
      @RaikaKoshiba650 Рік тому +3

      Technically Zhongli didn’t fight back either he just defended himself

  • @blackjacket5014
    @blackjacket5014 Рік тому +5

    Venti didn’t even fight he just got pass out drunk

  • @GlyphiezKay
    @GlyphiezKay Рік тому +12

    Zhongli was labeled guilty by Oratrice Mecanique D'analyse Cardinal because he didn't pay for any food and tea during a visit to fontaine 😂

  • @iris_dt773
    @iris_dt773 Місяць тому +2

    This video is 1 year.. today😭

  • @huyxiun2085
    @huyxiun2085 10 місяців тому +4

    Nahida defense: *stare*
    Neuvilette analysis of given defense:
    - *stares back*
    - *thinks very carefully. This is a 500-years old god, who was in charge for all this time when so many people suffered in her country.*
    - *is himself not easily fooled by cute little human being. As much as a baby fish doesn't look cute to you, baby human does not look cute to Neuvilette*
    - *is very much aware that cute doesn't mean innocent. In 500 years of judgements, he has seen cuter things judged for worse. In is long life before that, same.*
    - *takes all the required time for the seriousness of the matter*
    half a second later, Neuvilette: "not guilty"
    Nahida: he he

  • @AlreadyTakenTag
    @AlreadyTakenTag Рік тому +5

    The outro should have had the Funny Wine Man in jail while saying his favorite catchphrase

  • @benrussell6927
    @benrussell6927 11 місяців тому +3

    So thats where that meme came from

  • @farifairis7388
    @farifairis7388 5 місяців тому +3

    The fact that Venti didn't get any hit, but unconscious already.. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @michaelgarcia5680
      @michaelgarcia5680 2 місяці тому

      Bro was drunk already before entering the court room, slept through his entire trial, woke up to be deemed guilty, and then went back to sleep next to his fallen Archon friends.

  • @leandroroman7053
    @leandroroman7053 Рік тому +29

    Since this is when the Oratrice was still functional, then the only charges they could be punished for would be of deception to their own people regarding their identities, and some minor crimes like high debs, common robbery, damage of historical artefacts (Holy Lyre) and so on. 😅

    • @blakeeielrs8018
      @blakeeielrs8018 Рік тому +5

      That’s literally Ventis lyre lol he just broke his own lyre he just didn’t want to take it by force that’s why he sent the traveler to “steal” the lyre Edit: please do charge him for his likely millions of mora debt to the angels share and Diluc please

    • @leandroroman7053
      @leandroroman7053 Рік тому +8

      @@blakeeielrs8018 Still charged by association to the robbery, and even if it was his lyre, he gave it to the church and they are the legal owners of the lyre at moment, this could have been avoided if Venti proved his identity as Barbatos to the nun when he asked for the lyre.

    • @blakeeielrs8018
      @blakeeielrs8018 Рік тому +7

      @@leandroroman7053 not to argue but gotta defend my main, it wasn’t a rubbery, a robbery is where you take something for self gain, Venti reclaimed his lyre from a church that’s literally devoted to him, to save his own nation, not at all how I would describe a robbery, and returned it afterwards. The lyre isn’t doing anyone any good sitting in a church when it could be used to help people. If you wanna charge venti with a crime charge him for debauchery cuz I’m pretty sure Monstadters are like: “well it’s Saturday time to peel the town drunk off the streets again, he’s unconscious again…”

    • @leandroroman7053
      @leandroroman7053 Рік тому +1

      @@blakeeielrs8018 If the deffendant doesn't reveal his identity to the public, he'll remain guilty . . . . until the Knights of Favonius or Mr. Dark Knight Hero pays the bills to the church.

    • @kanduyog1182
      @kanduyog1182 Рік тому +9

      "You can't charge me with robbery for robbing my own stuff!"

  • @bowenorcutt78
    @bowenorcutt78 6 місяців тому +2

    The hell kinda trial is this where he isn't even listing their charges? Spare me this mockery of justice...

  • @cforce64
    @cforce64 Рік тому +8

    Only thing Nahida's guilty of, is being cute and adorable.

  • @KittyBlackKitt
    @KittyBlackKitt 8 місяців тому +2

    my favorite moment when neuvi is like "according to the judgment..."

  • @saftigerkeks5212
    @saftigerkeks5212 11 місяців тому +2

    Neuvilette must have played the furina storyquest, considering he spared her 💀

  • @EC2421Mir
    @EC2421Mir Рік тому +7

    Whoever Made this is a legend😂

  • @Error403HRD
    @Error403HRD 7 місяців тому +2

    Venti straight up does not care 😂

  • @LAPCGames
    @LAPCGames Рік тому +7

    1:36 Venti was not ko due to a fight, just drunk, as usual

  • @10jimmy
    @10jimmy 10 місяців тому +2

    Idk venti's nation is doing incredibly well under his care

  • @Witchyelfpeach11512
    @Witchyelfpeach11512 Рік тому +6

    Lol venti had just too much fonta to drink! 😂

  • @soul_fiddler.cosplay20
    @soul_fiddler.cosplay20 6 місяців тому +2

    0:07 - 0:14 😂😂😂
    Ahh “yawn” that was a refreshing sleep 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BlondeHairWithBangs
    @BlondeHairWithBangs Рік тому +5

    Bro solo'ed them 💀☠️

  • @redpacific359
    @redpacific359 Рік тому +2

    "Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale-"
    STILL IN MY HEAD FOR 5 DAYS

  • @yoiko89
    @yoiko89 Рік тому +9

    Nahida is too cute being not guilty

  • @doot7730
    @doot7730 Рік тому +2

    Furina meanwhile shooting a movie in dragon spine:

  • @fatuusdottore
    @fatuusdottore 11 місяців тому +3

    Neuvillette would judge Nahida/Rhukkadevata as guilty, especially considering her beef with Apep, lol. He even said she must stand trial but that considering her "hardship" under the former Akademiya sages, he would be considerate of her. That doesn't mean "not guilty," though.
    The only one he isn't putting on trial is Furina, but that's because she's already surrendered her authority (also, he has a thing for her, it's obvious.)

  • @FLASHY_WOLF
    @FLASHY_WOLF 4 місяці тому +2

    Nah the bards sorry ass is lying there after being drunk 😭

    • @michaelgarcia5680
      @michaelgarcia5680 2 місяці тому

      Dude woke up just to be deemed guilty(bro even says that was a good sleep when he’s called guilty) and then went right back to sleep while Ei and Zhongli got their asses kicked lmao

  • @HerculePyro
    @HerculePyro Рік тому +8

    People wondering why Venti was unconcious despite not fighting... he was just drunk

  • @xXSecondKiraXx
    @xXSecondKiraXx 9 днів тому +2

    1:35 Zhongli caído que nem uma barata morta

  • @fluttershymaniac9527
    @fluttershymaniac9527 Рік тому +11

    0:28 awe

  • @csm3825
    @csm3825 Рік тому +2

    This edit makes a good Archon Quest. I am convinced that this is a real story we're talkin'.

  • @mira-uf1ie
    @mira-uf1ie 9 місяців тому +3

    I doubt Nahida is that innocent. Fair trial please.

  • @veruqualuxterna3349
    @veruqualuxterna3349 Рік тому +2

    Venti is so drunk that he just lay beside his fellow Archon just beaten up

  • @puahsandy1213
    @puahsandy1213 10 місяців тому +4

    Neuvillette: According to the judgement of the 🪩oratrice 💃 mecanique 💅 d'analyse 🎉 cardinale ✨
    Venti: 🎶🕺🎵
    Nahida: 💃💃💃
    Raiden ei and zhongli: 🗡️

  • @yohengja_traveler
    @yohengja_traveler 16 днів тому +1

    Nahida should also be guilty
    for *CUTENESS OVERLOAD*

  • @Kool_Kaylie
    @Kool_Kaylie Рік тому +3

    *Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale*
    😂😂😂

  • @lilysenpai8604
    @lilysenpai8604 Місяць тому +1

    Furina: 😱
    Nahida: 😐

  • @zafrandbz
    @zafrandbz Рік тому +4

    Oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale line will be missed.

  • @Juicegaming-np3po
    @Juicegaming-np3po 11 місяців тому +1

    Ah yes, the otter I mean chief justice has confirmed the archons guilty for sins that they have committed

  • @Silentguy_
    @Silentguy_ 11 місяців тому +8

    I’m actually kind of curious as to how strong Neuvillette is compared to the other Archons since he’s one of the original elemental dragons.

    • @bench-kun6243
      @bench-kun6243 11 місяців тому +6

      The only archon that has a chance against him is the Tsaritsa and that’s if she uses the power of the Gnoses herself. Or if the Archons all team up. But in 1v1 Neuvillette disposes of them with maybe low mid difficulty.
      Unless Natlan introduces some Pyro Dragon Sovereign I don’t see anyone being stronger. Not even Pyro Archon or Capitano

    • @lrdhanshu7136
      @lrdhanshu7136 10 місяців тому +1

      ⁠@@bench-kun6243not even low-mid difficulty, I’d say he straight up solos all of the archon even with their powers combined. If you read lore on the primordial one and the dragon sovereigns then you’d pretty much know how insanely strong Neuvillette is

    • @balakala9804
      @balakala9804 7 місяців тому

      @@lrdhanshu7136 what his is power scale, i mean the hydro power that he has to defeat all archons

  • @markjorizvaldez8564
    @markjorizvaldez8564 10 місяців тому +1

    Bruh, i can't unhear the tiktok mashup O_O

  • @BatuKahn-rp4hw
    @BatuKahn-rp4hw Рік тому +4

    Zhongli got arrested for not shutting the f*ck up abou Osmanthus wine