J:"Well am sorry my boosums are rader hard to hide" C:"mom you look sexy!" J:"well who would believe, it's time you knew that you were not divinely conceived." i lost it XD
The lyrics of this legendary rap should be made more accessible. So here it is: When the world's too much and the brain's too full And we've had it up here with the hype and the bull What'd you do what the kids do is rap to a rhythmic beat Now if the kids can rap about all this stuff Then why not the mamas We've taken enough It's mama's turn to rap tonight Kids take a seat Do all the mothers out there feel squeezed out Stepped cold Stereotyped Pigeonholed Stamped upon Shuttled aside Ignored, put down Unqualified Aha They do Then Mama's gonna rap tonight We can feel the heat Let's start with the family Doesn't everything I'm the mother I am the adolescent daughter Well the first time it happens it comes as a shock When your daughter talks about your biological clock And she said Like wow mom you gave me a scare For a minute there I thought I saw one grey hair Only one my dear Oh no mama no, please mama No mama, please say it isn't so Good heavens dear heart Settle down hold on It's gross, bweh! The good years are gone That's really weird You must wanna cry The day I find a grey hair I'll die Well, chill out baby Your mama's not ill I know mama poor mama over the hill Poor mama Poor mama Poor poor mama A department store I am the customer And I am the clerk in her teens Uh, excuse me.. swimsuits? For you on the second floor Ooh I like this suit You do? Who for? These are junior sizes 3-5-7-0 Well I'm sure this will fit, this will be just fine This is a bikini wouldn't you prefer a sheath? The bikini's for my daughter I lied through my teeth I'll slip it on, we wear the same size clothes There's the dressing room I wonder if she knows It's not your size I always wear a nine It'll get a little skimpy The suit will be just fine For my daughter Uh-huh The bikini size nine was a perfect fit And I couldn't wait to prove it to that little twit I love it it's perfect, it's all the rage How do I look? Good! For your age Swimsuits for the young And sweats for the young Hot boots for the young Cassettes for the young CDs for the young Hot jeans for the young Hot cars for the young Magazines for the young What's for mama? Nothing! Mama's a fool Mama's unglued, unhip, uncool Mama's run ruggy Mama's run dry Guess we ought to all kiss mama goodbye Poor mama Poor mama Poor poor mama An interview I am the young interviewer And I am the old interviewee I'm me Do you really live alone Yes indeedee I do Oh I'm so sorry, so sorry for you Sorry I love bein' on my own I don't like bein' lonely, I like bein' alone I've always been a mother or a daughter or a wife And it's wonderful to batch it for the first time in my life I can do whatever what Whatever dressed in old jeans I can dig out old onions and re-fried beans Woo! Still, you must find it lonely being single again At your age don't you find that there's that shortage of men Come on, don't you long to be married once more Well of course, if he promises to live next door Poor mama Poor mama Poor poor mama Another mother-daughter I am the mother this time And I am the daughter this time Pre-teen Here's your cardigan, ma Oh, thank you dear But I really don't need it since summer's here Did your blouse have a button Oh I think so, yup! Mama, please button it up But darling, it's really warm in these rooms What's bothering you? Mom your bosooms My bosooms? They'll see them! Who? Mother, my guests! Since when is a mother not supposed to have breasts? Katie's mum wore a T-shirt and everybody died! Well I'm sorry my bosooms are rather hard to hide Mooom you look sexy Well who'd have believed It's time you knew that you were not divinely conceived Aaaaaaaaaah! Poor mama Poor mama Poor poor mama Poor mama has lost it She's 'round the bend This is the beginning of mama's end Do we put her out to pasture and let her roam Do we park the old dear in the old folks home Used up Gone cold De-sexed Too old Washed up All in 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 2 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 The truth is mama The truth is mama Mama is better than mama has ever been Hey, mama's a little greyer Hey, nothing wrong with greyer Say, greyer can be hotter Think of the burn when mama turns white So don't you worry 'bout mama mama Mama's all right So, mama's a little slower Woah, nothing wrong with slower No, slower can be better Mama's no longer spinning her wheels So don't you worry 'bout mama Mama Mama The longer it takes The better it feels Now don't you listen when the world cries 'youth' And dares you to live it again Just hang in there mama Now listen to the truth If we can have now We'll finish with then Good Mama would not go back if she could Mama's feeling too damn good Mama is a winner Mama is making music tonight So don't you worry 'bout mama Mama Mama Mama Mama's all right Mama's all right Mama's all right Mama's all right And that's a wrap!
Is there anything that Julie Andrews can't do? Awesome rap! Love the way she does everything with great poise, elegance & Grace! Look @ the way she takes off her gloves, & carries herself! Love her! Carol & she are perfect together!
I love it when Julie is the teenager and is like "the day I find a grey hair I'll die!" And when she talks about her breasts- lol! Julie is SOOOO pretty!!
That is life! Julie and carol are rapping and you cant get much better than that! I love how although Julie kept hold of her costume and Carol dropped hers Julie still bent down as if to pick hers up with Carol! she is such a good friend!
Today is my birthday(14) it is so unfair that I born late. If I can travel back in time I would sit at the front row and watch these famous people rap. It was just hilarious!!!!!!! I have watched this over and over. I wish those two would get together again, but the sad thing is Julie Andrews can't sing anymore, that is so unfair that she lost her singing voice. This video is the most hilarious one and the second is Wrong Number in Carol Burnett Show.
Ahh, so good to see there are other people of my age who love Julie and Carol! I'm 16 and I wish I was born a little earlier so I could see this live... :( I could watch their specials all day!
Exactly. I posted that comment 8 months ago so I'm 15 now too but it honestly pisses me off that I didn't have the chance to go watch all of her musicals in person or listen to Elvis perform or anything really. All I can do now is go watch Nicki Minaj make a fool out of herself and shake my head at brainwashed teenagers.
love this.. especially from 5:01, the transition... brilliant who ever put this piece together.. so clever. This was at the height of Rap. Ken and Mitzie Welch I suppose, Carol's long time special material writers.. beautifully written, and they nailed it!
i guess i've watched it about 500 times, and i'm gonna watch it over 1000 times. It's simply worth! As time goes by, this vid reminds me more and more of my mama. Thnx J&C. Love you, Julie.
It does my heart good to see young people still recognize good talent. Despite all the baloney that passes for talent these days. Great video. Great viewers!! =-)
This is just simply EPIC!!! XD I can't stop watching it and lauging!!! Julie really gives the impression she had been doing this all her life. :D Amazing ladies!
The Rap, performers, the best it's everything!!!!! Gawd, I can listen to this over and over again. Thank you for sharing this wonderful video from talented and simply amazing people. J & C, keep rockin' yo! c:
When the world's too much and the brain's too full And we've had it up here about the hype and a bull What'd you do what the kids do is rap to a rhytmic beat Now if the kids can rap about all this stuff Then why not the mamas We've taken enough It's mama's turn to rap tonight Kids take a seat Do all the mothers out there feel squeezed out Stepped cold Stereotyped Pigeonholed Stamped upon Shuttled aside Ignored put down Disqualified Aha They do Then Mama's gonna rap tonight We can feel the heat Let's start with the family Starting everything I'm the mother I am the adolescent daughter Well the first time it happens It comes as a shock When your daughter talks about Your biological clock She said Like wow mom you gave me a scare For a minute there I thought I saw one grey hair Only one my dear Oh no mama no please mama No mama please say it isn't so Good heavens dear heart Settle down a hold on It's grose bweh the good years are gone That's really weird You must wanna cry The day I find a grey hair I'll die Wel chill out baby Your mama's not ill I know mama poor mama over the hill Poor mama Poor mama Poor poor mama A department store I am the customer And I am the clerk in her teens Eh excuse me swimsuits For you on the second floor Ooh I like this suit You do who for These are junior sizes 3-5-7-0 Well I'm sure this will fit This will be just fine This is a bikini Wouldn't you prefer a sheath The bikini's for my daughter I'm lying through my teeth I'll slip it on We wear the same size clothes There's the dressing room I wonder if she knows It's not your site I always wear a nine That'll look skimpy The suit will be just fine For my daughter Ah-uh The bikini seize nine was a perfect fit And I couldn't wait to prove it to that little twit I love it it's perfect It's all the rage How do I look Good for your age Swimsuits for the young And sweats for the young Hot boots for the young Cassettes for the young CDs for the young Hot jeans for the young Hot cars for the young Magazines for the young What for mama Nothing mama's a fool Mama's unglued unhip uncool Mama's run ruggy Mama's run dry Guess we run the hold kiss mama goodbye Poor mama Poor mama Poor poor mama An interview I am the young interviewer And I am the old interviewee I'm me Do you really live alone Yes indeedee I do Oh I'm so sorry So sorry for you Sorry I love bein' on my own I don't like bein' lonely I like bein' alone I've always been a mother or a daughter or a wife And it's wonderful to batch it For the first time in my life I can do whatever what Whatever dressed in old jeans I can take out old unions and re-fried beans Woo Oh you must find it lonely Being single again At your age don't you find That there's that shortage of men Come one don't you long to be married once more Well of course If he promises to live next-door Poor mama Poor mama Poor poor mama Another mother-daughter I am the mother this time And I am the daughter this time Pre-teen Here's your cardigan ma Oh thank you dear But I really don't need it Since summer's here Did your blouse have a button Oh I think so yup Mama please button it up But darling It's really warm in these rooms What's bothering you Mom your bosoms My bosoms They'll see them Who Mother my guests Since when is a mother not supposed to have breasts Katie's mum wore a T-shirt And everybody died Well I'm sorry My bosoms are rather hard to hide Mom you look sexy Well who'd have believed It's time you knew that You were not divinely conceived Aaaaaaaaaagh Poor mama Poor mama Poor poor mama Poor mama has lost it She's 'round the bend This is the beginning of mama's end Do we put her out to bask and never roam Do we park the old dear in the old folks home Used up Gone cold De-sexed Too old Washed up All in 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 2 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 The truth is mama The truth is mama Mama is better than mama has ever been Hey mama's a little greyer Hey nothing wrong with greyer Say greyer can be hotter Think of the burn when mama turns white So don't you worry 'bout mama mama Mama's all right Slow, mama's a little slower Wow, nothing wrong with slower No slower can be better Mama's no longer spinning her wheels So don't you worry 'bout mama Mama Mama The longer it takes The better it feels Now don't you listen When the world cries 'youth' And dares you to live it again Just hang in there mama Now listen to the truth If we can have now We'll finish with then Good Mama would not go back if she could Mama's feeling to damn good Mama is a winner Mama is making music tonight So don't you worry 'bout mama Mama Mama Mama Mama's all right Mama's all right Mama's all right Mama's all right
Contente de rencontrer un compatriote dans les commentaires!! Effectivement, j'ai vu les VHS sur Amazon mais malheureusement mon lecteur VHS a rendu l'âme depuis un bon moment!! Peut-être un jour où j'aurais l'occasion d'aller au USA.
God I love this....they're a fab pair! Soooo funny...love the bikini one and the bit when the mama is told to cover up, Carol is funny with her change in voice!and when julie says 'since when is a mother not supose to have breasts?'. Their lil dances are teriff too. BuBye xx
Julie Andrews rapping! My life is complete!! This is from the year I was born haha :D
Yesss✨!
This is all I have ever wanted in my entire life and I didn't know it until like 8 minutes ago.
“It’s about time you knew that you were not divinely conceived”...ROTFL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm 15 and Carol Burnett and Julie Andrews are in my top 5! This was the funniest thing ive ever seen!!!
J:"Well am sorry my boosums are rader hard to hide"
C:"mom you look sexy!"
J:"well who would believe, it's time you knew that you were not divinely conceived."
i lost it XD
I would be PROUD to have Julie Andrews as my mama!!😃😃😍😍😂😂
I Love this!
Hahahah Julie Andrews is rapping! She is AMAZING!!!!!! I love her so much!
I AM SO HAPPY
This will never stop being my favorite video on the internet. I adore these women
Why am I just now finding this?!!! 😂😂
OMG JULIE IS RAPPING OMG.... my life just got 10 times better
They are both hot grandma's now.
The lyrics of this legendary rap should be made more accessible. So here it is:
When the world's too much and the brain's too full
And we've had it up here with the hype and the bull
What'd you do what the kids do is rap to a rhythmic beat
Now if the kids can rap about all this stuff
Then why not the mamas
We've taken enough
It's mama's turn to rap tonight
Kids take a seat
Do all the mothers out there feel squeezed out
Stepped cold
Stereotyped
Pigeonholed
Stamped upon
Shuttled aside
Ignored, put down
Unqualified
Aha
They do
Then Mama's gonna rap tonight
We can feel the heat
Let's start with the family
Doesn't everything
I'm the mother
I am the adolescent daughter
Well the first time it happens it comes as a shock
When your daughter talks about your biological clock
And she said
Like wow mom you gave me a scare
For a minute there I thought I saw one grey hair
Only one my dear
Oh no mama no, please mama
No mama, please say it isn't so
Good heavens dear heart
Settle down hold on
It's gross, bweh!
The good years are gone
That's really weird
You must wanna cry
The day I find a grey hair I'll die
Well, chill out baby
Your mama's not ill
I know mama poor mama over the hill
Poor mama
Poor mama
Poor poor mama
A department store
I am the customer
And I am the clerk in her teens
Uh, excuse me.. swimsuits?
For you on the second floor
Ooh I like this suit
You do? Who for?
These are junior sizes 3-5-7-0
Well I'm sure this will fit, this will be just fine
This is a bikini wouldn't you prefer a sheath?
The bikini's for my daughter I lied through my teeth
I'll slip it on, we wear the same size clothes
There's the dressing room
I wonder if she knows
It's not your size
I always wear a nine
It'll get a little skimpy
The suit will be just fine
For my daughter
Uh-huh
The bikini size nine was a perfect fit
And I couldn't wait to prove it to that little twit
I love it it's perfect, it's all the rage
How do I look?
Good! For your age
Swimsuits for the young
And sweats for the young
Hot boots for the young
Cassettes for the young
CDs for the young
Hot jeans for the young
Hot cars for the young
Magazines for the young
What's for mama?
Nothing! Mama's a fool
Mama's unglued, unhip, uncool
Mama's run ruggy
Mama's run dry
Guess we ought to all kiss mama goodbye
Poor mama
Poor mama
Poor poor mama
An interview
I am the young interviewer
And I am the old interviewee
I'm me
Do you really live alone
Yes indeedee I do
Oh I'm so sorry, so sorry for you
Sorry I love bein' on my own
I don't like bein' lonely, I like bein' alone
I've always been a mother or a daughter or a wife
And it's wonderful to batch it for the first time in my life
I can do whatever what
Whatever dressed in old jeans
I can dig out old onions and re-fried beans
Woo!
Still, you must find it lonely being single again
At your age don't you find that there's that shortage of men
Come on, don't you long to be married once more
Well of course, if he promises to live next door
Poor mama
Poor mama
Poor poor mama
Another mother-daughter
I am the mother this time
And I am the daughter this time
Pre-teen
Here's your cardigan, ma
Oh, thank you dear
But I really don't need it since summer's here
Did your blouse have a button
Oh I think so, yup!
Mama, please button it up
But darling, it's really warm in these rooms
What's bothering you?
Mom your bosooms
My bosooms?
They'll see them!
Who?
Mother, my guests!
Since when is a mother not supposed to have breasts?
Katie's mum wore a T-shirt and everybody died!
Well I'm sorry my bosooms are rather hard to hide
Mooom you look sexy
Well who'd have believed
It's time you knew that you were not divinely conceived
Aaaaaaaaaah!
Poor mama
Poor mama
Poor poor mama
Poor mama has lost it
She's 'round the bend
This is the beginning of mama's end
Do we put her out to pasture and let her roam
Do we park the old dear in the old folks home
Used up
Gone cold
De-sexed
Too old
Washed up
All in
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
2 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
The truth is mama
The truth is mama
Mama is better than mama has ever been
Hey, mama's a little greyer
Hey, nothing wrong with greyer
Say, greyer can be hotter
Think of the burn when mama turns white
So don't you worry 'bout mama mama
Mama's all right
So, mama's a little slower
Woah, nothing wrong with slower
No, slower can be better
Mama's no longer spinning her wheels
So don't you worry 'bout mama
Mama
Mama
The longer it takes
The better it feels
Now don't you listen when the world cries 'youth'
And dares you to live it again
Just hang in there mama
Now listen to the truth
If we can have now
We'll finish with then
Good
Mama would not go back if she could
Mama's feeling too damn good
Mama is a winner
Mama is making music tonight
So don't you worry 'bout mama
Mama
Mama
Mama
Mama's all right
Mama's all right
Mama's all right
Mama's all right
And that's a wrap!
BIG SMILE! Thank you!
For the ones who can't understand because the audio is not completely clear: THANK YOU!!!.
Wooooaahhhwww!!!! Thank you so much to do this. Thamk you...thank you!!! Love J n C n you, too!
Thanks! I'm sure that took a lot of time on your part... so again, thanks for posting this! Greatly appreciated!
THANK YOU! 😄
OMG I'VE FOUND MY FAVORITE THING.
Great talents like Julie & Carol are absolutely timeless! This was pure CLASS.
If I didn't already love Carol and Julie enough❤️❤️
Is there anything that Julie Andrews can't do? Awesome rap! Love the way she does everything with great poise, elegance & Grace! Look @ the way she takes off her gloves, & carries herself! Love her! Carol & she are perfect together!
I love it when Julie is the teenager and is like "the day I find a grey hair I'll die!"
And when she talks about her breasts- lol!
Julie is SOOOO pretty!!
Rebaluvr1234 amen! Julie Andrews is gorgeous!
Go ahead Julie & Carol
Julie Andrews saying “It’s gross, blegh!” makes my life 😂👌🏻
This is the greatest thing ever.
That is life! Julie and carol are rapping and you cant get much better than that! I love how although Julie kept hold of her costume and Carol dropped hers Julie still bent down as if to pick hers up with Carol! she is such a good friend!
I wouldn’t have noticed that without your comment! That must have been some quick thinking on her part!
Carol & chum Julie were fantastic in this. Absolutely lived it, their best ever.
Um this may be the best thing ever. Why wasn't I aware of this before now?
I agree they do a good job singing together as besties as bfffl best friend forever for life for those two😀
Danielle Hamilton I wish I had seen & watched them perform LIVE! Am happy with the vid posts .... thnx to all those who put them up here!
I think it would have been funny if Mama from Mama's family walked on stage at the end. And Carol said something to Mama as her Eunice character.
One does not simply watch this only once. I'll still be watching this on my deathbed.
This should be the anthem for all moms out there.
when I saw Julie walking out, I had just taken a drink of water. needless to say, I won't be drinking next time I watch this... 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Julie rocks! She's freakin' hot!!!She can dance! Love them both!
Carol Burnett sent me this and some other videos years ago it is now 50 years later. I put many on here Happy to see they are being enjoyed!!!
They’re just magnificent.
Class, Sass, and Pizazz! This will never get old!
I hope twin girls all over the country have been named after these two. They're perfect together!
I love them they are so great friends They are so funny I love them both and by themselves To meet them would be a once in a lifetime opportunity
Haha julie rapping is so hilarious and wierd at the same time
i can't stop myself from watching it over and over again! 2 wonderful amazing ladies in the world!!
I as just crying like 5 seconds ago and this made me feel better
i couldnt' agree more! I'm 15 and it just breaks my heart that I couldn't be apart of what people had back then
I was born waaay to late. I'm 14 and this is my favourite video. Ever.
I WAS BORN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TO LATE IM TEN
Elizabeth Montgomery Why oh why wasn't I born in 50's... Or earlier in England or America...
Today is my birthday(14) it is so unfair that I born late. If I can travel back in time I would sit at the front row and watch these famous people rap. It was just hilarious!!!!!!! I have watched this over and over. I wish those two would get together again, but the sad thing is Julie Andrews can't sing anymore, that is so unfair that she lost her singing voice. This video is the most hilarious one and the second is Wrong Number in Carol Burnett Show.
Paw Shee My birthday will be on October 15th. (12).
P.S. please save a seat next to you for me and bring that time machine to me. Immediately. 😀
This is my favorite rap song.
Two of my favorite people in the whole world.
Makes my day every time I watch
This is everything. Queen Julie reigns and slays.
Julie Andrews is my favorite person.
Ahh, so good to see there are other people of my age who love Julie and Carol! I'm 16 and I wish I was born a little earlier so I could see this live... :( I could watch their specials all day!
these two are such bestie goals I love them.
Everybody in the world should watch this show!!
Julie Andrews' rap? I can not believe this! She is not just a multi talented artist but extremely charming and beautiful until nowaday, in 2019!
2019 and still watching this. I just so love Julie Andrews... And of course her chum, Carol Burnett 😊
Hahah it's just awsome to see "older" people strutting around and rapping!
This has to be the best thing I’ve ever sing in my fucking life
Exactly. I posted that comment 8 months ago so I'm 15 now too but it honestly pisses me off that I didn't have the chance to go watch all of her musicals in person or listen to Elvis perform or anything really. All I can do now is go watch Nicki Minaj make a fool out of herself and shake my head at brainwashed teenagers.
love this.. especially from 5:01, the transition... brilliant who ever put this piece together.. so clever. This was at the height of Rap. Ken and Mitzie Welch I suppose, Carol's long time special material writers.. beautifully written, and they nailed it!
This is the best thing I've ever seen!
omg this is pure gold!!!! So awesome!!!!
How i love these two women!
i guess i've watched it about 500 times, and i'm gonna watch it over 1000 times. It's simply worth! As time goes by, this vid reminds me more and more of my mama. Thnx J&C. Love you, Julie.
I love Julie Andrews, her facial expressions in this video is so funny, haha!
Let's just take a moment to thank God for the existence of this video...
It does my heart good to see young people still recognize good talent. Despite all the baloney that passes for talent these days. Great video. Great viewers!! =-)
This is the best performance ever done on a stage 😂😂😂
This is just simply EPIC!!! XD I can't stop watching it and lauging!!! Julie really gives the impression she had been doing this all her life. :D Amazing ladies!
I come back to this every now and again, I love it! :D
Julie-How do I look?
Carol-Good.......For your age!!!!
So so so so so HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!
They should do this on James Corden, he raps with Stars these days.
This. Is. Excellent.
I could have rapped all night.......
This was hysterical.
so much awesomeness omg
this is the greatest thing ever
Oh this is gold !!! I can watch this 100 times ahah
omg.....no words to describe this....
I’m not sure what I just watched, but yes.
Water went through the wrong pipe when I watched Julie Andrews rapping. Thought I’d die. Hilarious! Love her then and now ❤️
THAT WAS SO CLEVER LOL!
This was just SOOO many shades of awesome.
The Rap, performers, the best it's everything!!!!! Gawd, I can listen to this over and over again. Thank you for sharing this wonderful video from talented and simply amazing people. J & C, keep rockin' yo! c:
I firstly see this vdo. So happy. So Fun. I love them
This gives me all the feels 🥰🥰🥰. Will be hard to find a negative comment anywhere!!
They are winners indeed!!!
How good is this! Very!
São magnificas brilhantes, uma amizade verdadeira. São incomparaveis! JULIE ANDREWS E CAROL BURNETT.
NAME A MORE ICONIC DUO
Omg! The preteen they sing about was my age when I watched this on TV. Now I’m 40. Hahaha
Gorgeous, fantastic, amazing!!!!!!!!!! Qué pena que no se subtitule la canción!!!!!!
"Well I'm sorry, my bazooms are rather hard to hide." LOVE IT!!!
simply amazing !!! thanks for posting ... Julie and Carol are amazing together
i can't have enough of this. i watch it bout 4 times a day if more!!
mama's alright.
I haven't watched this in so long!! Still love this as much as the first time i watched it!
THIS IS SO FUN!!!
OMG THEY ARE AMAZING! That was soooo funny they're good. LOL Julie as the mom and Carol as the child.
I'm legit crying
Oh! What I wouldn't give to be in that first row!
When the world's too much and the brain's too full
And we've had it up here about the hype and a bull
What'd you do what the kids do is rap to a rhytmic beat
Now if the kids can rap about all this stuff
Then why not the mamas
We've taken enough
It's mama's turn to rap tonight
Kids take a seat
Do all the mothers out there feel squeezed out
Stepped cold
Stereotyped
Pigeonholed
Stamped upon
Shuttled aside
Ignored put down
Disqualified
Aha
They do
Then Mama's gonna rap tonight
We can feel the heat
Let's start with the family
Starting everything
I'm the mother
I am the adolescent daughter
Well the first time it happens
It comes as a shock
When your daughter talks about
Your biological clock
She said
Like wow mom you gave me a scare
For a minute there I thought I saw one grey hair
Only one my dear
Oh no mama no please mama
No mama please say it isn't so
Good heavens dear heart
Settle down a hold on
It's grose bweh the good years are gone
That's really weird
You must wanna cry
The day I find a grey hair I'll die
Wel chill out baby
Your mama's not ill
I know mama poor mama over the hill
Poor mama
Poor mama
Poor poor mama
A department store
I am the customer
And I am the clerk in her teens
Eh excuse me swimsuits
For you on the second floor
Ooh I like this suit
You do who for
These are junior sizes 3-5-7-0
Well I'm sure this will fit
This will be just fine
This is a bikini
Wouldn't you prefer a sheath
The bikini's for my daughter
I'm lying through my teeth
I'll slip it on
We wear the same size clothes
There's the dressing room
I wonder if she knows
It's not your site
I always wear a nine
That'll look skimpy
The suit will be just fine
For my daughter
Ah-uh
The bikini seize nine was a perfect fit
And I couldn't wait to prove it to that little twit
I love it it's perfect
It's all the rage
How do I look
Good for your age
Swimsuits for the young
And sweats for the young
Hot boots for the young
Cassettes for the young
CDs for the young
Hot jeans for the young
Hot cars for the young
Magazines for the young
What for mama
Nothing mama's a fool
Mama's unglued unhip uncool
Mama's run ruggy
Mama's run dry
Guess we run the hold kiss mama goodbye
Poor mama
Poor mama
Poor poor mama
An interview
I am the young interviewer
And I am the old interviewee
I'm me
Do you really live alone
Yes indeedee I do
Oh I'm so sorry
So sorry for you
Sorry I love bein' on my own
I don't like bein' lonely
I like bein' alone
I've always been a mother
or a daughter or a wife
And it's wonderful to batch it
For the first time in my life
I can do whatever what
Whatever dressed in old jeans
I can take out old unions and re-fried beans
Woo
Oh you must find it lonely
Being single again
At your age don't you find
That there's that shortage of men
Come one don't you long to be married once more
Well of course
If he promises to live next-door
Poor mama
Poor mama
Poor poor mama
Another mother-daughter
I am the mother this time
And I am the daughter this time
Pre-teen
Here's your cardigan ma
Oh thank you dear
But I really don't need it
Since summer's here
Did your blouse have a button
Oh I think so yup
Mama please button it up
But darling
It's really warm in these rooms
What's bothering you
Mom your bosoms
My bosoms
They'll see them
Who
Mother my guests
Since when is a mother not supposed to have breasts
Katie's mum wore a T-shirt
And everybody died
Well I'm sorry
My bosoms are rather hard to hide
Mom you look sexy
Well who'd have believed
It's time you knew that
You were not divinely conceived
Aaaaaaaaaagh
Poor mama
Poor mama
Poor poor mama
Poor mama has lost it
She's 'round the bend
This is the beginning of mama's end
Do we put her out to bask and never roam
Do we park the old dear in the old folks home
Used up
Gone cold
De-sexed
Too old
Washed up
All in
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The truth is mama
The truth is mama
Mama is better than mama has ever been
Hey mama's a little greyer
Hey nothing wrong with greyer
Say greyer can be hotter
Think of the burn when mama turns white
So don't you worry 'bout mama mama
Mama's all right
Slow, mama's a little slower
Wow, nothing wrong with slower
No slower can be better
Mama's no longer spinning her wheels
So don't you worry 'bout mama
Mama
Mama
The longer it takes
The better it feels
Now don't you listen
When the world cries 'youth'
And dares you to live it again
Just hang in there mama
Now listen to the truth
If we can have now
We'll finish with then
Good
Mama would not go back if she could
Mama's feeling to damn good
Mama is a winner
Mama is making music tonight
So don't you worry 'bout mama
Mama
Mama
Mama
Mama's all right
Mama's all right
Mama's all right
Mama's all right
Thank u! So many words!!
Real talent, too much talent.
And what about this band, playing all live? What a great show!
Two great dames!
Contente de rencontrer un compatriote dans les commentaires!!
Effectivement, j'ai vu les VHS sur Amazon mais malheureusement mon lecteur VHS a rendu l'âme depuis un bon moment!!
Peut-être un jour où j'aurais l'occasion d'aller au USA.
This just cured my period cramps
God I love this....they're a fab pair! Soooo funny...love the bikini one and the bit when the mama is told to cover up, Carol is funny with her change in voice!and when julie says 'since when is a mother not supose to have breasts?'. Their lil dances are teriff too.
BuBye xx