We escalated car company simulator into a full blown skit, I can't wait to review the fisher price car Tex made. "The rotunda is a ladies Bra, it's adjacent to good things but is largely in the way of them" 😂
I just... I'm dreaming right? Like this is three of my favorite things, otherwise unrelated, in one video. Mr. Regular, the BPL, and BeamNG Drive. I don't know what brought you together but boy am I glad you did. THANK YOU for making this.
@@Havocme7 just check out his channel, regular car reviews. It's a history graduate with an interest in classical literature reviewing the least noteworthy cars ever.
Being Nuclear-Electric, the Rotunda would have had next to no engine noise, and an "infinite" ammo supply and drive range. And that's about it for positives..... Wait, Wait - If your father's a Merc, or Comstar sales rep, there is a strong chance you'll be receiving one of these "wonders" as your 1st automobile. "A ton of armor will do fine in traffic collisions, AND it keeps you from drag racing - win win in my book, son"
When I heard RCRs voice after an hour of lore about the hunchback i was absolutely floored, what a delightful sketch, IMO one of the best youve ever made.
*Cobb:* "..it's a bunch of cars, Justin." *Justin:* "From the Star League Era! People would KILL for-" *Cobb:* "-They're CARS, Justin! We have half-a-dozen high end mercenary companies chasing us over the Dropship we hijacked to get to this Oh So Secret Castle Brian, and what do we get? Not a dozen King Crabs, or advanced Neurohelmets, or even a bunch of Manticores shat out by Quickcell! NO! We get a car collection so lame that even Deep Periphery Pirate Kings would laugh at us!" *Justin:* "Look, it all depends on the spin to the customers! Trust me!" --- *Falcon:* "Clan Jade Falcon has no interest in these vehicles, Freebirth." *Justin:* "But THESE vehicles were all involved in the Liberation of Terra!" *Falcon:* "OUR CLAN WILL BARGAIN FOR THE ENTIRE STOCK." *Cobb:* "..this is so dumb."
Honestly, I'm amazed Clan Hell's Horses hasn't tried to make a clantech version of the rotunda, vehicular warfare is their MO and a fast combat car should be right up their alley
That LS swap Rotunda gathering dust in the back of the hobby garage, eternally waiting for the perfect storm of unobtanium parts acquisition and mechanic's motivation...
3:17 looks like it's driving around in the chat piles of Picher, OK. This ad was such a goddamn pleasant surprise. I was hooting and hollering: "It's the regular car reviews guy!" I loved that channel and still quote it to this day.
My gf walked in on me watching this, and I had to explain my inability to stop laughing at "Four doors for more whores." Thankfully, she had a similar reaction to 'bra, adjacent to good things, but largely in the way of them.' So thank you.
"The hardest tyres known to man" ... Well, Richard Hammond / Top Gear once built an "actually working" James Bond car ... the Lotus that could function as a submarine ... and they filled the tyres with concrete to make it sink. I suspect "filling tyres with concrete" will be labeled as *_ENSURING THAT THE TYRES STAY CONNECTED WITH THE ROAD FOR MAXIMUM GRIP!_*
Look, the Rotunda is just doing its best and its just happy to be here. Look at that little face. Look how vapid and empty it looks. That's fulfillment right there if I ever saw it.
But does it feature ferro-fibrous armor? Endo steel? What's the actual speed in combat? Can I put missile racks on it? Can it go head to head with a BattleMaster?
My advice if you decide to bring a Rotunda to the tabletop: ditch the SRMs and the Large Laser in favor of LRMs. You'll basically turn the Rotunda into a cheaper, faster version of the Locust LCT-1M
We were each given a thousand C-bills - OF OUR OWN MONEY - and told to go out and buy a secondhand vehicle that we thought would make a good force recon vehicle. Then we were told to deploy in the same dropship... _for a number of challenges._
When I first heard of the Rotunda, I aasumed it was a joke that the Beeple Boys had come up with. How wrong I was :) (Not about the Rotunda being a joke, BTW, just about who invented it)
The crossover I never ever would've imagined (and I'm not talking SUVs). Thank you for bringing two of my most favorite 'Tubers together. I don't care how late this comment is.
Brilliant skit. Funny AF. In theory, the Rotunda was supposed to perform covert reconnaissance by blending in with civilian traffic, and I could definitely imagine a use-case for that. However, it would have been much more effective if it'd ditched the questionable weapons for spy equipment actually useful for it's intended role (ECM, Active Probe, Recon Camera, Remote Sensor Dispenser, etc.); as a bonus, it could've also had a suspension at half the weight. Of course, if they'd done that it wouldn't be a towering monument to the graft of the Star League military-industrial complex.
The rendering alone is fantastic. At times, it looks so real, I have to inspect ot closely. Then the jokes start hitting like a Shrek PPC carrier and reality kicks back in thanks to the laughter.
Van Zandt should champion a re-imagining of this vehicle. Build it right. Give it 50 inch off road tires, a cow catcher for a front bumper and a ultra autocannon in lieu of laser and SRM weapons. Also paint it all black with chrome accents. Best feature of the new Not-Rotunda? If you forget where you parked your key fob can trigger a 2 second autocannon burst. Easy to find your car when it's immediately adjacent to a smoking crater and screaming people are frantically running AWAY from it. The sales pitch could go like this: 'If you don't buy this car your neighbors will and your blue Nissan looks an awful lot like target practice.'
This is a crossover which can walk from one reality into another and still disappoint passers by. Stupnedous love RCR. At least it's not brown and has a relatable story about it. I like the grin like a Mazda. At least they had a sense of humor before erasure.
Hey, there! It's the future checking in. Um....the Chechnyans armed some Cyber-Trucks like Somalian Technicals.. Life makes a drunken mockery of art, as usual.
I can see the Rotunda having some amusing potential. Specifically the Rotunda that has five RL15s. That's not a small amount of rockets! And even if it is otherwise a stupid car, toss a few Kuritan Recruits out in those and you'll at least get one hell of a fireworks show.
Oh by Blake’s peace this thing is real? I watched this video forever ago thinking this was a meme, but I just found this thing on ironwind metals. You could buy and own this.
this was glorious to see in the HBK vid
"car-shaped object"
"certain militarized phone company"
We escalated car company simulator into a full blown skit, I can't wait to review the fisher price car Tex made.
"The rotunda is a ladies Bra, it's adjacent to good things but is largely in the way of them"
😂
This is my favorite line by far!🤣🤣🤣
@@andorfedra same, I think it's one of the best jokes I've heard in a while.
Seriously, this killed me when I heard it. I had to pause until the tears cleared
"There is only compromise and disappointment."....so they got their inspiration from my love life. That's a bold move Cotton. That's a bold move.
"Which Rotonda is best rotun...NONE OF THEM!" That gets a chuckle every time.
Someone in the Star League procurement program heard "four doors for more whores" and gave it the green light right there.
As much as I love Tex and crew, this was the surprising highlight of the credits section for me. Fucking love RCR.
Big same!
I ran downstairs and nearly screamed at my girlfriend "holy crap RCR is on BPL". She was confused.
Intended Purpose:
Graft.
Those jokes get me every fuckin' time.
I enjoy that the "4 doors for more whores" line keeps coming back
Clan Rittenhouse's Favorite car
Blessed be Rittenhouse for that lmfao
@@darthfenrir4892 They had used that line way before Rittenhouse. In their First half on the Amaris Civil war I believe.
A Star League relic not even Cranston Snord would want to cart off. And that's saying something.
Rhonda would like it... if for no other reason to DFA it to the song of her people
Cranston Snord deployed one at Camelot Command, the Clan Jade Falcons honored it by deeming to step on it and use it as a skate board...
@@haroldcarfrey4206 So we shouldn't hold our breathe for the Rotunda IIC suddenly appearing? I mean, you could fit most of your sibko in there.
@@DMoon612 Considering how the clanners made an Urbie... Why not. They also made the stone rhino.
Actually he did have one.
I just... I'm dreaming right? Like this is three of my favorite things, otherwise unrelated, in one video.
Mr. Regular, the BPL, and BeamNG Drive. I don't know what brought you together but boy am I glad you did.
THANK YOU for making this.
I've never heard of Mr. Regular before, no sarcasm. Can you point me in the direction for a good primer on him?
@@Havocme7 just check out his channel, regular car reviews. It's a history graduate with an interest in classical literature reviewing the least noteworthy cars ever.
This was an absolute banger of a skit. I was dying while watching it in the original video.
Okay, fine, but I just went and looked up Cincinnati chili and now I want to try it.
"As on a long enough timeline, everything gets an LS swap"
I lost my shit.
but when's the 2JZ swap?
Being Nuclear-Electric, the Rotunda would have had next to no engine noise, and an "infinite" ammo supply and drive range. And that's about it for positives..... Wait, Wait - If your father's a Merc, or Comstar sales rep, there is a strong chance you'll be receiving one of these "wonders" as your 1st automobile. "A ton of armor will do fine in traffic collisions, AND it keeps you from drag racing - win win in my book, son"
@@muninrob unlimited range and nuclear power..sounds like it's got alot of power to drag race if you mod it.
When I heard RCRs voice after an hour of lore about the hunchback i was absolutely floored, what a delightful sketch, IMO one of the best youve ever made.
I could get behind Mr. Regular reviewing Battletech combat vehicles becoming a regular thing
*Cobb:* "..it's a bunch of cars, Justin."
*Justin:* "From the Star League Era! People would KILL for-"
*Cobb:* "-They're CARS, Justin! We have half-a-dozen high end mercenary companies chasing us over the Dropship we hijacked to get to this Oh So Secret Castle Brian, and what do we get? Not a dozen King Crabs, or advanced Neurohelmets, or even a bunch of Manticores shat out by Quickcell! NO! We get a car collection so lame that even Deep Periphery Pirate Kings would laugh at us!"
*Justin:* "Look, it all depends on the spin to the customers! Trust me!"
---
*Falcon:* "Clan Jade Falcon has no interest in these vehicles, Freebirth."
*Justin:* "But THESE vehicles were all involved in the Liberation of Terra!"
*Falcon:* "OUR CLAN WILL BARGAIN FOR THE ENTIRE STOCK."
*Cobb:* "..this is so dumb."
Honestly, I'm amazed Clan Hell's Horses hasn't tried to make a clantech version of the rotunda, vehicular warfare is their MO and a fast combat car should be right up their alley
That LS swap Rotunda gathering dust in the back of the hobby garage, eternally waiting for the perfect storm of unobtanium parts acquisition and mechanic's motivation...
Beeple Motor Works: "Remember to Smile"
This was the second best part of the Hunchback Video. We're going to need more of these.
replacing the tires 6 times in one day would be an understatement for a 20 ton car
3:17 looks like it's driving around in the chat piles of Picher, OK. This ad was such a goddamn pleasant surprise. I was hooting and hollering: "It's the regular car reviews guy!" I loved that channel and still quote it to this day.
I understand what you’re saying, but…the Rotunda looks like it has a smiling face. 😂
It’s just happy to be here when so many if it’s brethren are not.
I never thought I would've needed this........... MORE PLEASE!
My gf walked in on me watching this, and I had to explain my inability to stop laughing at "Four doors for more whores." Thankfully, she had a similar reaction to 'bra, adjacent to good things, but largely in the way of them.' So thank you.
"The hardest tyres known to man" ... Well, Richard Hammond / Top Gear once built an "actually working" James Bond car ... the Lotus that could function as a submarine ... and they filled the tyres with concrete to make it sink. I suspect "filling tyres with concrete" will be labeled as *_ENSURING THAT THE TYRES STAY CONNECTED WITH THE ROAD FOR MAXIMUM GRIP!_*
Concrete filled tires for maximum traction
Look, the Rotunda is just doing its best and its just happy to be here. Look at that little face. Look how vapid and empty it looks. That's fulfillment right there if I ever saw it.
"Remember to Smile"
Can you imagine the ground pressure?
Not as bad as you would think. There are 20 ton fork trucks and they aren't especially big.
Ground pressure doesn't seem to work the say way in the Battletech Universe, that's why Mechs work there.
But does it feature ferro-fibrous armor? Endo steel? What's the actual speed in combat? Can I put missile racks on it? Can it go head to head with a BattleMaster?
I love how the Tex formula can be adapted this much and still be good, very funny, 5 stars.
"It's a reminder that we can do better, if only in principle."
"... that being said, it's got a smiley face on the front, so it evens out."
My advice if you decide to bring a Rotunda to the tabletop: ditch the SRMs and the Large Laser in favor of LRMs. You'll basically turn the Rotunda into a cheaper, faster version of the Locust LCT-1M
Use clan LRM racks too. Even more compact and light.
Mr Regular on TTB is the mashup I never know I wanted so very badly.
I can see this as a Top Gear/Grand Tour segment😊
We were each given a thousand C-bills - OF OUR OWN MONEY - and told to go out and buy a secondhand vehicle that we thought would make a good force recon vehicle. Then we were told to deploy in the same dropship... _for a number of challenges._
@@RRVCrinale oh god now I want to right this out as a full episode, thanks Crinale
When I first heard of the Rotunda, I aasumed it was a joke that the Beeple Boys had come up with. How wrong I was :)
(Not about the Rotunda being a joke, BTW, just about who invented it)
I feel like we need an "Aging Wheels" April fools episode about this.
I didn't know these youtubers knew each other. Small world.
So, i have to ask... which one of you magnificent human beings wrote the script for this sketch, because i legitimately can't tell...
Love tex. I could listen to him teach anything. But this skit grom RCR just put a smile on my face. I love unexpected collabs :)
What two favorite channels have a cross over and it is my birthday! It can't be real!
It does have a nice little smiley face though, bless it
Of all the cameos, I did not expect RCR
I laughed out loud the first time he said 20 ton car.
That's what happens when you cram a large laser and 160 rated fusion engine onto it lol.
I love how this feels like a Bosnian Ape Society video but a little more lucid.
No upgraded variant for the Star League Defense Force Royal units?
@Doug-89 odds are that was the royal unit variant
"the Rotunda is a lady's bra: it is adjacent to good things but largely in the way of them" stop, it's already dead XD
The crossover I never ever would've imagined (and I'm not talking SUVs). Thank you for bringing two of my most favorite 'Tubers together. I don't care how late this comment is.
Ah but you see Ivan, if no one would use it on battlefield, then they would not be of shooting it
I really enjoyed this bit, and am in tears listening to it x3
Caught that in the credits... definitely was not expected.
This is the absolute last colab I would have ever expected. But it is absolutely welcome
This is like a fever dream
Wonderful crossover!
Brilliant skit. Funny AF.
In theory, the Rotunda was supposed to perform covert reconnaissance by blending in with civilian traffic, and I could definitely imagine a use-case for that. However, it would have been much more effective if it'd ditched the questionable weapons for spy equipment actually useful for it's intended role (ECM, Active Probe, Recon Camera, Remote Sensor Dispenser, etc.); as a bonus, it could've also had a suspension at half the weight.
Of course, if they'd done that it wouldn't be a towering monument to the graft of the Star League military-industrial complex.
The crossover I did not see coming but which was needed!
This is a collab I didn’t know that I needed.
Pretty sure P.T. Barnum was on the design team when they cooked up this turkey.
It does look so happy though.
Thanks for the review.
Excellent
This is just beautiful
The rendering alone is fantastic. At times, it looks so real, I have to inspect ot closely.
Then the jokes start hitting like a Shrek PPC carrier and reality kicks back in thanks to the laughter.
I love RCR.
Kutztown Dragon huh. What a semi-pleasant surprise.
Did he just say its a 20 ton car?
the crossover we all needed
Are we going to see more of these?
loved this
dude you got rcr!
Such a good bit.
How can you fit, a fusion engine, large laser, srm 2, sleeping space and room to drive it into a sedan?
That’s Star League engineering for you…
Van Zandt should champion a re-imagining of this vehicle.
Build it right.
Give it 50 inch off road tires, a cow catcher for a front bumper and a ultra autocannon in lieu of laser and SRM weapons.
Also paint it all black with chrome accents.
Best feature of the new Not-Rotunda? If you forget where you parked your key fob can trigger a 2 second autocannon burst.
Easy to find your car when it's immediately adjacent to a smoking crater and screaming people are frantically running AWAY from it.
The sales pitch could go like this: 'If you don't buy this car your neighbors will and your blue Nissan looks an awful lot like target practice.'
What a weird crossover of my youtube tastes. I love this
I love this so much
Please make more
oh... my... god... what is this mashup gem? Can we have one with Ian at forgotten weapons doing a deep dive tear down on something?
I want more of this
👍👍
I think this was the longest 5 minutes of my life
should have put one large circular headlight for the laser and used the exhaust pieces to make srm launch tubes
This is a crossover which can walk from one reality into another and still disappoint passers by. Stupnedous love RCR. At least it's not brown and has a relatable story about it. I like the grin like a Mazda. At least they had a sense of humor before erasure.
I still like the Rotunda, the large laser makes traffic jams a thing of the past.
Hey, there! It's the future checking in. Um....the Chechnyans armed some Cyber-Trucks like Somalian Technicals.. Life makes a drunken mockery of art, as usual.
"Tonight on Bottom Gear!"
You gotta get RCR to do the Hetzer next. The YOLO Wagon.
Hey! I like Skyline Chili!
I like the smile. ...that's about it.
Heresy! The only real way to test its handling and speed is to have the car chased around by a fully equipped Manticore! ;D
First! Rotunda..what a beast 🤣
This was shot on planet Reading, Pennsylvania..
Imagine being the poor bastard ordered to go on patrol in the Rotunda in an active warzone.
I can see the Rotunda having some amusing potential. Specifically the Rotunda that has five RL15s. That's not a small amount of rockets! And even if it is otherwise a stupid car, toss a few Kuritan Recruits out in those and you'll at least get one hell of a fireworks show.
🙂 on the front
🗿 on the back
wow i cant wait for the smooth-brained clanners to create the Rotunda C
10/10 Cross over no notes.
Thank you RCR
Which subaru is best subarrrrururrrrurrrrr
...Alright well damn ya sold me, I'll take Seven dozen.-- You're right, make it an even 10 Dozen and you got yourself a deal.
Oh by Blake’s peace this thing is real? I watched this video forever ago thinking this was a meme, but I just found this thing on ironwind metals. You could buy and own this.
I really want to take the 3D models for these, and mod them into GTA V...
Reminds me of a humvee.. 😅
The rotunda is an amazing car. The reviewer just hates four doors.
RCR is just jealous he doesn't have more whores to necessitate the four doors.
Very noice
Where are the flying cars? 🤣
Heck with that.
I want a _frying_ car.
Its like Comstar found a picture of the Pontiac Aztec and said hold my beer.