(5:53) Meanwhile in the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe world… *Middle in the race: 1st place* Dashie: IM KILLING IT! *Getting Hit By Blue Shell* Dashie: really? *Getting Hit By Fire Ball* Dashie: Really? *Getting Hit By Lighting Bolt* Dashie: REALLY!?! *Finishing At: 2nd place* Dashie: NEXT!
There's actually a list of every character's rivals that will always place high depending on which character you are. Funnily enough King Boo doesn't have a rival so the game picks a random character to become the problem for him for every set of races.
Lmfao, jokes on you again Dachie, put the speed on 0.25 so you gave me a 60min. longass gameplay! *I lied..* That'd be frustrating as fuck to watch lol
Mario and his son know that Mario Kart is their joint, and since it just upgraded to Deluxe, they want to make a come back and show everyone who's game this really is.
There's a gold Mario now? Okay, there are too many Marios. Why does basically the same person take up so many character slots? That makes no sense. Things like Metal Mario and Doctor Mario should be skins.
Dashie, I have a tip for you, go to the menu, select help on rhetoric bottom, driving techniques, than read the last tip. I know it's gonna help you, trust me.
That last race was epic! lol Laughed so hard. You did good my boi, I even yelled NO with you when tge blue shell got you lol. And if you wanba keep playing, play on my boi, shoot we'll watch trust, we dont mind at all ;)
Your the best Dashie. My dad's always screaming at me and I just now came back to my room. I was honestly rlly mad and upset but as I'm watching rn u made me have a smile thank uuu!!
So glad for Dashie to be drinking water instead of Red Bull Bull. Kudos on getting first place. You are getting too good! I didn't think to slow down the previous gameplay. I gotta check that out! Thanks!
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little baby b#tch baby b#tch mario baby b#tch baby baby b#tch!
DashieGames mah boi
does that count as child abuse Dash?😂😂
Damnnn dashie
DashieGames great song dash
-GG👿👿👿🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🎃🔫🔫🔫
Baby girl to dash:"Did you bring protection?"
Dash: "Hell yeah!" *pulls out green shell from pocket*
omg
g3kkeaap
Made me laugh so fuckin' hard.
100th like
Zombies Caffeine
More like **Pulls out a blue shell**
xD
g3kkeaap lol
"snaggle tooth bitch, I should yank that shit out" SHIT GOT ME WEAK LMFAO
Russle LMAO lol xD
Russle BAHAHAH SAME !! 💀💀
5:56 "rlly? Really? REALLY?!"
🤣
Lilygirl 2403 like 50% of the people who liked it did it accidentally while trying to press the number
@@TmpIv No.
Oscar worthy shit lmfao
Dashie losing it
(5:53)
Meanwhile in the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe world…
*Middle in the race: 1st place*
Dashie: IM KILLING IT!
*Getting Hit By Blue Shell*
Dashie: really?
*Getting Hit By Fire Ball*
Dashie: Really?
*Getting Hit By Lighting Bolt*
Dashie: REALLY!?!
*Finishing At: 2nd place*
Dashie: NEXT!
baby Mario is pissed you didn't give him child support
lol
Soursox He ran
Soursox Baby b#tch Mario lol.
mp4 lol
baby bitch mario baby bitch XD
Rival list
Yoshi - Donkey Kong
King Boo - Baby Mario
King Boo stickin' out his tongue for baby girl.He talking puh tonight!
Jayden James What that mouth do?
Better close dat mouff!!
He's sticking his tongue out for Dashie.
Jayden James he be trying to be gene Simmons with that tongue
Loli Queen *AHAHAHAHA GOOD JOKE*
5:50 can't stop laughing at dashie's luck there XD
Every stage in this game is called: *"RURURURUURUURUU RUUU!"*
redyoshi777 no he said excite bike aruurhrhr so he got some of it, he’s gettin there.
only true Dashie fans know what he's saying
my comment has 376 upvotes? wow, I made this one in middle school haha
@@redyoshi777 bro said upvotes💖
💀
It seems like no matter who you choose, someone is going to be a problem. It looks like each person may have their own signature Donkey.
Gabriel Crosley this is true. EVERY
TIME I play as Rosalina, Princess Peach Bitch Peach Bitch is always giving me a hard time.
There's actually a list of every character's rivals that will always place high depending on which character you are. Funnily enough King Boo doesn't have a rival so the game picks a random character to become the problem for him for every set of races.
Thats what I was thinking.
Gabriel Crosley donkey sends them like whose mans is this baby bitch mario go handle it
There's a rival system in Mario Kart 8, so Mario and Luigi bitch ass would be Bowser's problem
Mario kart might as well come out with a damn Dashie DLC character, hell.
the character will be cursing too much😅😅
Creolee Boii when you select the character he'll just yell FUCK
Creolee Boii He'd yell "Let's! Do! The shit!" Then he'd talk to himself all "Now calm down, Dashie."
Creolee Boii If they add H3H3 Pack (Ethan) in Pay Day 2, they can add dashie in mario kart 8 deluxe.
Creolee Boii never going to happen with Dachie xD Mario is too pg 😂
LETS
DOO
THE *_SHOETT_*
Jeremy Boateng I was reading this wen he said it lol
That One Dude sometimes that happens to me, lol
That One Dude me too.
🐘 💨
DACHIE Jr elephant ass fart
Later- OOOOOOOHHH SHIIITTTT
" let's do the shuuiiitt " " OOOOHHH SHHHITTT "
Lmfao, jokes on you again Dachie, put the speed on 0.25 so you gave me a 60min. longass gameplay!
*I lied..*
That'd be frustrating as fuck to watch lol
MctrashGAMES SHTU THE FUCK UP
Mitch yusucha Bitch
MoneyMakinMitch check your spelling idiot
yeah, with no sound.
That profile pic tho.... I'm dying
I remember that Dachie vid
"That bitch is throwing boomerangs at me, bitch we ain't in Australia."😂😂😂 Lmfao!
Thanos The Mad Titan
That killed me
Thanos The Mad Titan Had me crying 😂😭😂
Thanos The Mad Titan
ghetto travel guide confirmed
lol he messed up my ride
14:13 fire
This is why i pay my internet bill
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH SHITTT!!!!!
RURURURU😂😂😂😂👏👏🔥😃😃
But it be sounding just like that xD
Gael Griffith sometimes he does actually say RURURURU
KOBE JAMES it was kinda like OHHH SHIITTT ESIIIIRRIIIRURURU
lmao
KOBE JAMES erects
fgdhgh
9:20 look at dashies tongue while hearing a noise the game made😂😂😂😂
victor theduck WTF LMAOOOOO
2:16 My relationship skills
If there is one thing dashie can do. it's putting a smile on my ugly ads face
ass
Rafay Ahmed Khan same bruh
Rafay Ahmed Khan Talk about being ugly lol
you can edit the comment lol. This isn't twitter,
It makes me happy to see you happy dash.
Your profile pic and name makes this comment even better lol.
I Eat Ass me too lol
Dude the real question is, how much ass?
smartcheeks867 Hold up, pause??
13:30 I'm laughing way too hard at this scene. 😂
11:50 he didn’t notice how link’s pretty ass slipped by his banana 😭
Sounds like an innuendo
Fun fact: one minute in the us is actually 60 seconds in Asia
What you did there, I see it.
Angel Seguinot No Way!!!!!!
Kewl, moar knawlij fer mii!
dang angel
Angel Seguinot no it isn't
the noise of dashie dropping the controller after every race is so iconic xD
13:53 that should be a legit color for king boo it looks awesome
11:21 I'm proud of you, now, mah boy! Gettin' that drift and hittin' Mario?!
7:25 the way he says the courses hahahahahahahahaaa
YOU KILLED IT!! THANKS FOR BEING SO ENTHUSIASTIC.
HA!!
Dashie Is Love, Dashie Is Life.
Just Someone Oh god....
"This bitch throw in' boomerangs at me! We ain't Australians."
-Dashie
Best fucking quote ever
lol dashie gave the tina look 10:12
I was dying at 13:30 omg
snuggle tooth little bitch lol
Mari Baby I should yank that shit out😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
LMFAOOOOO I’m watching that part right now and I’m literally screaming. He said “I should’ve yanked that shit out” I’m deaddd
7:27 i can't stop laughing!😂
Mario and his son know that Mario Kart is their joint, and since it just upgraded to Deluxe, they want to make a come back and show everyone who's game this really is.
It's been a minute since the last Geometry Dash gameplay! As DJ Khaled would say, " another one ".
goldwarrior500 W
goldwarrior500
Dash quit the Red Bull; you think he can come with the same intensity on the shits with the shits; especially the TRIPLE SHITS...🤔
goldwarrior500 d
That game hurts my eyeball
YES PLEASE
1:35 To me one of the best "OH SHIT!!!" Moments ever! 🤣👌
My boy really killed it in today's gameplay?! Everything about it, the freestyles, the drifties, everything was fire! You deserve that love Dashie 👌
5:56 I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!
8:55 "I need a protection" dashie 2017
3:47 That ghost tongue though. :)
Dry Bones and Dry Bowser need some lotion
ive watched a few of his videos and at first thought his personality was really forced, now i think he is actualy insane
FancyMexican That's what I thought for the first time until I realized it was all natural energy.
Thas our dashie ma bois
4:29 that was adorable dachie. zioooom
anybody who sees this have a fantastic day !!!!!☺
Ruby Ossenkopp fishing for dem likes 🙃
Diughhh
Don't tell me what to do.
Don't tell me what to do.
Lord Satan 😂😭😂
why is dashie's mix tape dropping in 3022
answer:the mix tape is done. our houses just isn't fireproof yet
Fuck notification squad! Real Dashie fans know when he uploads without the notification
For real
apparently xD
TheMDXtreme Fuck u
Alejandro Sanchez why u mean
TheMDXtreme lol fr
I love the rhyme he makes us when he wins the cup. That has definitely stuck with me since the upload.
These end of race songs got me crying 😂
you made my day Dashie your the best
you're
Look at my usernames numbers
Dashie only got first place because donkey kong wasn't there
im happy for you dash' not just because you left the redbull but also because you won your first game in a hot ass minute... nice...
13:30 "Snuckle toothed, little....BITCH,good. let me see that snuckle tooth, let me see it,BITCH, I should yank that shit out."
😂😂😂
"I'm working on gold Mario off camera,"
The way that sounded 💀
even with a fuck up phone speaker he's still loud as shit
I feel like by now Dashie fans can recognize which track it is when he yells the name😂😂😂
You did so good in this one Dashie!!! Way to go!
wow tbh dashie is getting really good with his drifting im proud of you mah boi
This is what I love in the morning, you always get me hype bro
This never gets old😂😂😂😂 0:45
There's a gold Mario now? Okay, there are too many Marios. Why does basically the same person take up so many character slots? That makes no sense. Things like Metal Mario and Doctor Mario should be skins.
Mr. Cool gold Mario is in Wii U MK8 and metal Mario.. do u even play Mario kart??? Not to be rude
Mr. Cool You can clearly see they ran out of ideas.
Mr. Cool Gold mario is a skin and doctor mario isnt in it
Mr. Cool To answer your second question, it is because obviously the game is called *_Mario_* Kart 8 Deluxe.
Mr. Cool watch codys missing by sml it asks the same thing
1:33 the hype was real as fuck
One of best performances Dashie has ever had in Mario Kart videos. Proud of you homie. King Boo + Dashie = King Dashie
10:54 that ain't no shortcut, Dashie. Slower by almost a second lel.
OopaMazo VoluXian 🤦♂️ but it has boosts
DASHIE FAN Just because it has boosts doesn't mean it's the better path to take. only smart players realizes this.
it depends how many boosts.
It is a shortcut jiss you might be 3
Mah boi getting good?
7:21 im weak😂😂😂
12:58 - Dashie drowned
3:50 HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT COMING. LMAO
King Boo stuntin in that Guy Fieri bike
DASHIE KILLING IT! AYYYE U DO YO THING GOALS NO RED BULL WHAT GOING ON DASH
6:50 "can I help him" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dashie x Link is THE BEST THING that ever existed
YES!!!... WAIT?! That shit had me rolling 😂😂
0:46 man that man snapped with the dance moves 😅😅🤣☠️
You know who king boo remind me off on that bike.....GHOST RIDER! From marvel comic books
T Anime Well played sir
thank you mate
3:04 she hit herself🤣
The little melodies in this episode were hella fire 🔥🔥🔥
*RURURU*
I replayed this part so many times 6:49
My G Dashie i been watching your Mario Kart gameplay since the beginning and you ALWAYS made me die of laughter! Love your content Dashie
Dashie, I have a tip for you, go to the menu, select help on rhetoric bottom, driving techniques, than read the last tip. I know it's gonna help you, trust me.
@dashiegames im proud of u, better driftin than the last vid
3:59, how I slide in them DMs
so proud of you dash,you did amazing! totally enjoyed it!
That last race was epic! lol Laughed so hard. You did good my boi, I even yelled NO with you when tge blue shell got you lol. And if you wanba keep playing, play on my boi, shoot we'll watch trust, we dont mind at all ;)
I see a problem you good with king boo, not Yoshi. I think Yoshi is sad now because you are not good with him.
vincent712 yoshi is sad :(
MoneyMakinMitch
IM SAD AF
MoneyMakinMitch sad, but still awesome :)
The homie yosh hold up you’re an imposter I’m the real homie yosh!
Hold I be being confused...
Dachie Dachie it's my BIRTHDAY thanks for video and the entertainment
Ricardo Alvarado ok?
bro wtf u talking about xD
D Dog KnP Dawg happy birthday my dude
D Dog KnP Dawg happy b day
At 6:10, you can see Baby B#tch Mario with the staruh.
"I focused and concentrated that's why I beat all my haters" lmao I loved it dash
Your the best Dashie. My dad's always screaming at me and I just now came back to my room. I was honestly rlly mad and upset but as I'm watching rn u made me have a smile thank uuu!!
Dashie makes my day (;
do another voting poll plz
angel cavazos Soil it😂
ZxW ModderzZ. what is that supposed to mean
angel cavazos Soil it 😂
Alterrage What does that mean
angel cavazos Soil it 😂
“really?...Really??....REALLY?!!!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So glad for Dashie to be drinking water instead of Red Bull Bull.
Kudos on getting first place. You are getting too good!
I didn't think to slow down the previous gameplay. I gotta check that out! Thanks!
Maybe King Boo floats above the shi- I mean seat
Ever watch Dashie when you feel sad? He’s so funny and it makes me happy
Damm, dash killed that shit.
Hey Dashie, turn on smart steering so you won't fall as much.
Smart steering honestly has more problems than benefits.
Adrian Comoro didn't he accidently have that on while playing with JD? And it fucked his skills up even more
Adrian Comoro agreed, I'm only talking to help boost this comment...
Dashie your getting really good at this! I also like the VR videos!
The way he drank water at the end of the last race 😭😭🤣🤣🤣