messi pollo still my favorite one is the one on the video "I lied" on the original Mario Kart 8 where he played the Wii U version even though he said he was gonna wait until deluxe, and super bell subway showed up and he was just so excited he's like OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH SHIT SUPER BELL SUBWAHWAHH!!
Dashie here are some helpful ways to DODGE a blue shell : 1. Use either a 🍄 or a super mushroom at LAST SECOND when the blue shell is about to hit. 2. If by miracle of Mario Kart Gods you get a bullet bill, if manage to be 1st, you can also use at last second. 3. Use invincibility frames from either a 👻 item, a stara a.k.a power ⭐️, or by falling of stage at the precise moment. 4. Obvious way to dodge a blue shell is by using the horn item These are tricks that I picked up, because I want to be helpful and improve you Mario kart 8 skills Dashie. Love your videos because they always cheer me up and make me smile, thanks. Hope you take this help to heart, and keep improving as a player.😊👍🏻😈👌🏻
1:48 "I hope they watching too..." (Fails instantly) 1:55 "you see the drift game is on point..." (Fails instantly) 7:01 "y'all know my aim is fucked up but close range that can change..." (Fails instantly) 12:53 "I don't wanna fall!" (Fails instantly) This was probably the funniest Mario Kart 8 gameplay 😂😂😂
When these new challengers come (pause)..make sure you have it where you are racing them..and just them..and not computer players also, so that you can see which of you was truly the better racer that day.
YO DASHIE!! When you're playing against the others (unless you've already recorded that shit) *make sure* their assists are off so they can fall off the stages too!
You Tuber ma dude damn gave my ass the wrong whip ion wanna drive no baby toy shits wdf is a fisher price ma boi and you should already know I stay driving them foreign cars you know the cars with the wheel on the right
I've watched other youtubers play MK8, and they're OK; but there's something about Dashie that makes his Mario Kart gameplays so good that I could watch them all day!
remember the first time i heard mac boi say the course like "OOOOOOOHH SHIIIIT MARIO BOOOP WHOOOOFF !!!" With the close up and camera shake i was like wtf !! had me so weak XD love dem intros ma boi but not as much as i luv Chun Li's THIC ASS THIGHS . "WHATS GOOD THO"
Dashie here is a tip for when you are on the tighter turns, drift and tap B several times that way you pick up a speed boost and maintain your position on the track
"Don't get cocky!!! I'm not cocky but if you win you're just lucky because my skills are so damn good you can call me... Rocky!!!" Really, mah boy, then what was all that?
![GUESS WHO'S BACK MAH BOYS... [MARIO KART 8 DELUXE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MwotME21XOM/mqdefault.jpg)
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![F#%KING GOLD MARIO IN THIS B#TCH!! [MARIO KART 8 DELUXE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Tg5snexxawg/mqdefault.jpg)
Dashie when Mario Kart 8 first came out:
Oh shit... Yoshi Valley y'all.
Dashie now: OOOOOOHHH SHIT!! ROWAH RWAW RAW!
SarcasticDragon Gaming 😂
SarcasticDragon Gaming dashie is a chain chomp now
Why he make that noise tho 😂
V
messi pollo still my favorite one is the one on the video "I lied" on the original Mario Kart 8 where he played the Wii U version even though he said he was gonna wait until deluxe, and super bell subway showed up and he was just so excited he's like OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH SHIT SUPER BELL SUBWAHWAHH!!
**new map is shown**
*dashie*- OH SHIT,
* inner Chain Chomp activated*
Senpai Dank Dro lmfao
Inner Chain Chomp lmao
dashie isnt even trying to pronounce the stage anymore 😂😂
Johnathan Mosley yeah 😂😂😂
Ikr he's just letting us know how many syllables they have lol
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Jesus is coming repent
It's so funny when dashie is saying what the map is and says: "OOOO SHIT!!" Then says the map name like a dog barking
Rare Pepe XD 💀💀😂😂😂😂
I swear the amount of anxiety I get when dashie plays this game 😩
Ikr
Jesus is coming repent
My favorite stage is ROGH ROGH ROROGH
Sweet Sweet Canyon ??
What stage is that
Oh think you mean the one with chomp chomp
Krptic Unknown Awwww shit Rough.........Rough.................Rough!
Moo moo meadows
"OHHHH SHITTTT!!!"
"WROOP....WROO WROOP!!!
i love how he reads every name of the stages...😂😂😂
looks like every stage is called ruf ruf ruuf🤔😂😂
Zara Dolan hes a chaon chomp
Zara Dolan na according to dashie it's all different 😂
Zara Dolan ya, but it's so funny
Zara Dolan what if he tricks us and says the name correctly 😂
lol
Pick your worse stages, make them a part of your routine and master them. Don't rely on excite bike and cloudtop. You MUST master rainbow road
Mack488 yesss
Mack488 He needs to see this
Mack488 HE *NEEDS* TO SEE THIS
Mack488 true
YES
1:56 "they see that the drift game is on point" *instantly crashes the side
jaylen lundy 😂😂😂
lmao😂👍
"on point-"
"hold up"
Immediately 😂
jaylen lundy 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying over here!!!!
FORREAL MY BOY!?
TheHomie Yosh Yosh ain't playing
TheHomie Yosh its ok Yosh,I always pick you
Yo bitchass cant cut it no more
No YOSHI DAMN MA SON
TheHomie Yosh don't worry Yoshi, Dashie and a bunch of us still love you no matter what! you've been my favorite my whole childhood 😊
"I'm just gonna stay humble.. what's up Kendrick?"
I DIED 😂😂❤️❤️
Ieva bruh what if Kendrick is gonna be one of the guests dashie was talking about.
Shook Aleks that would be amazing
he got ROASTED.
Ieva DAMN.
i see what you did there
"When did donkey become a problem?" Dashie are you having amnesia
If there was Dry Yoshi, Dashie would be unbeatable!!
true
Alexander Frazzetto not even my boy he's not even good enough
Alexander Frazzetto yo somebody get dis mans some lotions.
He is playing as dry Yoshi. Yoshi is a species of koopa
Golbat Alex technically "dry yoshi" IS "dry bones" ?
Dashie here are some helpful ways to DODGE a blue shell :
1. Use either a 🍄 or a super mushroom at LAST SECOND when the blue shell is about to hit.
2. If by miracle of Mario Kart Gods you get a bullet bill, if manage to be 1st, you can also use at last second.
3. Use invincibility frames from either a 👻 item, a stara a.k.a power ⭐️, or by falling of stage at the precise moment.
4. Obvious way to dodge a blue shell is by using the horn item
These are tricks that I picked up, because I want to be helpful and improve you Mario kart 8 skills Dashie. Love your videos because they always cheer me up and make me smile, thanks. Hope you take this help to heart, and keep improving as a player.😊👍🏻😈👌🏻
this and that comment about dashie needs to master rainbow road should be at the top comment AND dashie should like it too.
JP25cool Gaming Also getting hit by any item. You'll still get hit but a green shell hit is less effective than a blue shell
King Boo almost as thick as Dashie 😂😂
Johnnie Gray HAHAHA
LMAO DEAD!
omg im done lol
*thicc
Swear
lmao I don't think he's saying the stage names anymore... he just goes "WOOF WOOF"😂
Sabrina Ashley he a chain chomp
Sabrina Ashley OMFG EVERYTIME I HEAR A WOOF WOOF I THINK OF HAPPPPY WHEEELS💀🚲
I actually what he sayin
its not the same WOOF i can hear the name of the lvl when he is saying woof don't tell me how but i can
Sabrina Ashley he just WOOF the syllables of the name to make it sound like he sayin it but yea lol 😂
"That drift game on point"
Immediately Crashes into wall
5:12 the Chain Chomp just repeated after Dashie
9:44 MEGA SUPER ULTRA PAUSE, MY BOY !!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryan_n 😂😂😂
Ryan_n 😂😂😂
I got so into this shit that I noticed I started unconsciously turning my phone a little as if it was gonna help Dashie out!
Tolu Puplove 😂
I've done that a few times and I'm like 'wait wtf am I doing'
2:43 when dashie said bye bitch, dry bones did too lmao😂
thicc xox lol
I want to see Dashie play 4-player with JD, Cory, and Lamarr. What a sight to behold if that became true
With that tiny ass green screen!? I don't think its possible my boi.
Shockwing what if he play with Wldcat Minni Nogla Basicly and uhmm JD hmm that would be dope ....
Shockwing I'd rather see Nightmare jd and Cory better
Ken Kaneki naaah i want the vanoss crew
Danny Esquivel that would be pretty good
3:00 "YOU SEE THE SKILL!" Instant Karma
"You see the drift game is on point"
*HITS WALL*
you trickster... I got excited ma Boi.....
Ill beat yo ass Yosh
Starboy u too
Donkey Kong yo bitch ass
"Drift game is on point" (crashes into wall) lol
No love for the homie yosh anymore?
Electroz Yosh hates his ass now 😭
fuck dashie
Electroz He still loves yoshi outside of Mario Kart 8. He always picks him in mario party and the sports games too.
TheHomie Yosh fuck you
TheHomie Yosh HOW DARE YOU?!
1:48 "I hope they watching too..."
(Fails instantly)
1:55 "you see the drift game is on point..." (Fails instantly)
7:01 "y'all know my aim is fucked up but close range that can change..."
(Fails instantly)
12:53 "I don't wanna fall!"
(Fails instantly)
This was probably the funniest Mario Kart 8 gameplay 😂😂😂
14:26 When he talks about the blue shell comin' for him XD
Im so glad you chose me mah boy we going to beat those challengers
Dry Bones FUCK YOU. YOSHI IS THE BEST
Dry Bones I'm gonna get u next week
Dry Bones challenge accepted bitch
Yoshi good luck, yosh.
lol
Still can't believe you killed the homie Criugh....
Gabriel Ion same man 😭😂😂
Gabriel Ion Still can't believe he betrayed the homie Yosh...
Gabriel Ion Lmao
Who's that?
Diego Corral So true😔
Dashie don't forget you can brake while you drift to help you kill it (this will help especially in 200cc mah boy)!!!
5:10 this is my favorite single race dashie has done in mk8, so funny lol
😂😂😂
The only UA-camr I look forward to throughout the day keep up the amazing work dash🍄
AYO MY DRY ASS IN THE THUMBNAIL
Dry Bones lmao
Dry Bones da Koopa Troopa is ma boi sorry Yosh,it'll always be you in Mario Kart and Smash but Koopa Troopa is mah boi.I like dinos and turtles x:
Dry Bones dashie still loves yoshi more than you though
Yo wuddup. I main Mario or Waluigi in Mario Kart doe.
Dry Bones KOOPA! WHAT HAPPEND?!
is it just me or are the baby's always a problem on every gamemode ?
Beat: dun dun dunnnn
Dashie: "donkeysssss in 7th, Put himmm in heaven, Isss kinggg boo ah problemmm"😂😂😂
"AWEE SHIT WOOOOP.....WOOOOOOPP= Mute City 11:25
this era of thicc dachie will never be forgotten
tell me why dashie sound like a chain chomp when he saying the circuits 😂😂
DozerGaming 😂😂😂
lol he does!!
5:11
"Shut up, stay humble, what's good Kendrick"
I think i dashie should make whole video of him just rapping
MILK, COOKIES, SODA, CHIPS
Dachie why won't you ever choose the 'colored' Yoshi or cousins
Edit: I was talking about the other colored yoshi’s.
Galactic_Temmie if you know sml you should go back there
I noticed you used the word *EVER*. Go watch his previous Mario Kart 8 videos, he picked the different colored Yoshis.
Optimistica1 he only picked pink orange and green
*orenge
He did blue and orange
"There go King Boo looking like a oil drip." -Dashie, 2017 XDD
When these new challengers come (pause)..make sure you have it where you are racing them..and just them..and not computer players also, so that you can see which of you was truly the better racer that day.
Mr. Cool i think they're doing it online
Mr. Cool he is facing swoozie idk about the other guy
YO DASHIE!! When you're playing against the others (unless you've already recorded that shit) *make sure* their assists are off so they can fall off the stages too!
Holy crap, yes! That'd be so unfair! I can't believe Nintendo has that enabled by default. D:
Dashie's funnier when he's by himself.
"Drift game on point"
>Drifts into a wall.
"and at close range, that's the change"
*B O O M*
Dashie traded a Dinosaur for a Turtle's Corpse..
BluKat that's fucked up
BluKat correction: a turtle skeleton.
BluKat fuck The Homie yosh
Homie dry bones chill ma boi, you are new, put some respek on Yoshi name!
he did show yoshi respect by at least giving the tongue remark when u pick him, so there's that :P
Interesting. Yoshi also placed third when Dashie picked him in the last Mario Kart 8 Deluxe gameplay.
You Tuber ma dude damn gave my ass the wrong whip ion wanna drive no baby toy shits wdf is a fisher price ma boi and you should already know I stay driving them foreign cars you know the cars with the wheel on the right
4:30 dry bones looked dead inside 😱💀
Ba dum tss
I can't stop replaying this at 0:01 That was hilarious. Somebody needs to sample this.
"Gimme some'in juice"
Squid squirts in his face.
YEA MAH BOI, YOSHI NOT WORTH YA TIME MA BOI
The Homie Dry Bones LMAOOO
The Homie Dry Bones You can't just diss the homie yosh like that ma boi, that ain't right.
The Homie Dry Bones yea you already know
Wadded fam. I always pick Mario doe.
+bubu lubu id subscribe to your channel if you had good content
We're going in DRY! x'D
haha, you got me there. x'D
It's amazing how I make the same noises before dashie does when he reads the titles
13:53 blue shell matched perfectly with the starting song.
We need that Friday the 13tina! With the mic!
So glad he made a video today cause it's my birthday 🎉
Juliet Henneh Happy Birthday :)
Dan Rose thanks
Dan Rose I like warrior it's ah me wario
auto correct shit
Juliet Henneh happy birthday
What up its Dashie, and welcome back yes back to, mario kart 8 deluxea, chuxa, truckxa, mucxa.
kinda miss when he said MARIO KART EIGHT-AHHH SHIT-AHHH
The Animal damn son, u watched the video? holy shit
ARandomGuy LOL
The Animal LOL
He said when he was Yoshi and got third he said wit dry bones he woulda been first 😬😂
King Baller serves Dashie right speaking on the homie Yosh so disrespectfully like that
11:26-11:30 lol I love how the homie dash get excited over each board he plays on!
This'll be an awesome vid from Dashie!
0:00 Dashie: WAAAH!
My ears exploded. 😂
HEY DASHIE I LOVE YOU AND YOUR VIDEOS AND THE MAIN REASON WHY I STARTED TO UPLOAD MY OWN VIDEOS SO THANK YOU !!
Lol I died when he said look at king boo, lookin like an oil drip
"They see the Drift game on point." *Runs into a wall* lol
I've watched other youtubers play MK8, and they're OK; but there's something about Dashie that makes his Mario Kart gameplays so good that I could watch them all day!
remember the first time i heard mac boi say the course like "OOOOOOOHH SHIIIIT MARIO BOOOP WHOOOOFF !!!" With the close up and camera shake i was like wtf !! had me so weak XD love dem intros ma boi but not as much as i luv Chun Li's THIC ASS THIGHS .
"WHATS GOOD THO"
9:16 *PAUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Dashie and Berlezzy gameplay???
I've been waiting months.
we would be deaf afterwards lol
Imille Woodarf that could easily happen since they both live in Cali
👀
This needs to happen asap
Tell me how the chopping ball on a chain sound like the homie dashie when he say the race track names 5:10
6:40
"Give me something juice"
*Actually gets juiced,
"What if I jump up and end up on the first floor" 😂😂
I love dashie everything he says and screams especially *MAH BOIS* and *PLEASE* shit has me dying😂😂😂
this how u start da weekend dachi!:-) u da truff
Love your Mario Kart Racing Episodes and you know i always tune in for your boi Dashiexp XD
Dashie here is a tip for when you are on the tighter turns, drift and tap B several times that way you pick up a speed boost and maintain your position on the track
Dry bones be taking yoshi's fame...MAN FUCK DRY🅱️ONE
#BringYoshiBack
My boi is stunting on their ass
LMAO DASHIE HAS 0 CHILL😂😂😂😂
this is the best dash ever did
you gotta appreciate that
lets just hope this stays the best he ever does
I won't lie, Dashie has come SO FAR in terms of skill with Mario Kart 8. I am really proud of you my boy!
0:56 a plot twist
my ears are bleeding dashie!
Mr Not That Famous agreed
another episode of donkey outta nowhere xD
Man I wish they had an expert dificulty or something DACHIE TOO GOOD
I just wanna thank you soo much Dashie for posting this, best birthday gift ever!☺
Our boy was THICC THICC
Who wants to see a Street Fighter rematch between Logic and Dashie
Jason Constant good idea
Jason Constant but logic has to go to concertes
it'll happen eventually
Dashie should play sWooZie in Street Fighter lol dashie would get his ass beat
I'm so hype to see who's he's competing against next. Find out next time on another episode of Dragon Ball Z !!!
7:38 The way Dashie made that face killed me XD
When he says "LOOK AT ME!! WHEN DO I START MOVING!??" 😂
waddddup it's DASHIE.
beautiful words to my ear
SunKissNicole And welcome back yes back to...
Dan Rose mario Kart 8ta Deluxa truxa chuxa
"Don't get cocky!!! I'm not cocky but if you win you're just lucky because my skills are so damn good you can call me... Rocky!!!"
Really, mah boy, then what was all that?
Knox Legion who knows?
i love dashiexp he is my favorite
Just realized that Dashie plays the same way that I do when I'm drunk. With then tongue out and everything.
Hey Dashie, today's my birthday and I'm glad watching your video is the first way I can spend it. Keep doing what you're doing
Ey it's my boi Dry BONES!!!!
I love him cause he lil and boney like me