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  • @berits.2346
    @berits.2346 Рік тому +7

    This is comedy gold. Plus I love how Karl interacts with people. Him dancing or playing pool on the market was beautiful.

  • @Minabezerai
    @Minabezerai 3 роки тому +39

    As someone from Uganda, that bit there is close to my heart! The massive traffic you saw is called the Taxi Park and the place he was shopping at is called Owino. Some of those places are now demolished for shopping centres as far as I know. Real nostalgic stuff. Thanks Dead Parrot!
    34:30 I think when Karl asks the lady if he could join in she says 'it's Baganda, yes." Baganda is the ethnic group most present in the Kampala area [capital city] and that's one of their dances. It's funny I had never seen it being danced there myself. Karl's a lucky bloke, innit?

    • @ilovecats170
      @ilovecats170 3 роки тому +8

      Awesome, thanks for sharing some of your local knowledge of Uganda :)

    • @Padraigp
      @Padraigp Рік тому +3

      Kinda sad that they bring people to see the last gorillas but then alsl some peoeple cut off their hands steal the babies and destroy and kill them. They need tl be protected its too horrificly sad if you lose those animals.

    • @nickacelvn
      @nickacelvn Рік тому +2

      Hey mate nice comment innit lol (NZ here)

  • @SeArCh4DrEaMz
    @SeArCh4DrEaMz 2 роки тому +42

    he was rly great with the kids, turns out i think he could have been a great dad ..

  • @krezwan6450
    @krezwan6450 2 роки тому +18

    This is guy is a genius in a different way. I swear to God 😂

  • @hpebackwards
    @hpebackwards 3 роки тому +37

    "You sure you saw the gorillas? I'm not gonna get it back and it's Luke in a f-cking fur coat?" Funniest part of the whole series.

  • @ReeVo420
    @ReeVo420 2 роки тому +18

    "dankie Jess"
    "donkey jis" 😂

  • @warwarneverchanges4937
    @warwarneverchanges4937 2 роки тому +14

    Karl is just gold. Remember Steve saying Karl "pls dont have kids", and Ricky "Imagine Karl beeing a tacher", from the podcasts.

    • @deathkampdrone
      @deathkampdrone 2 роки тому

      Lol! He definitely is a good teacher for sex education. Doesn't make it harder than it has to be: now kids, basically wear a rubber

  • @Tukkerrandy
    @Tukkerrandy 2 роки тому +17

    18:57: looks like Suzanne from the back, fucking hell Karl hahahah

  • @75echo
    @75echo 2 роки тому +10

    " Sir Attenborough did not have his knob out,..... so i am not doing that" - Karl Pilkington

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadger 3 роки тому +19

    Love Karls lessons about Risk... Never do that, don't do this, be careful... Good job

  • @LimSky420
    @LimSky420 Рік тому +7

    The real story behind the 50 pence is freaking funny... apparently Karl thought he was owed 50 pence for giving a keg of beer to Steve. A keg of beer he got for free anyway 😅 he said he didn't want it and gave it to Steve. Karl had been waiting for Steve to pay him back and it was not happening. Then one day Steve bought him some coffee... he gave Karl the money and the change was 50 pence. Karl refused to hand it over claiming Steve owed him for the keg of free beer he gave to Steve 🤣

  • @vinto34
    @vinto34 Рік тому +2

    Donkey jizz...the look from hippo lady had me creasing.

  • @Lovethemusic385
    @Lovethemusic385 7 днів тому

    It's pretty magical when Pilk laughs.

  • @DoeJohn737
    @DoeJohn737 2 роки тому +8

    "Haven't you been watching whales in this series?" :D

  • @johnthorpe1349
    @johnthorpe1349 2 роки тому +9

    Those kids r so cool hope n pray they have a grand life 💯❤️. Migwech 🔥

  • @LiLSlimXxXrapper
    @LiLSlimXxXrapper 2 роки тому +11

    Lady: "Thank you Jess"
    Karl:"Donkey Jizz2

  • @deancronin2471
    @deancronin2471 Рік тому +2

    It's like Suzanne from the back...Karl...we can't use that 😮

  • @gemmagreen7340
    @gemmagreen7340 Рік тому +1

    he was adorable with the kids! I loved Karl here!!

  • @phildh9150
    @phildh9150 2 роки тому +3

    I love this show. Thanks for posting!

  • @realBiGO
    @realBiGO Рік тому +6

    We have house hippos in Canada but they are not that big.

  • @zakken1042
    @zakken1042 6 місяців тому

    The best bit was Karl talking about Steve and money 😆🤣 50 pence!!! 😆🤣

  • @ryanhunter7365
    @ryanhunter7365 2 роки тому +8

    Little did Karl know how much charity he's provided with this program. Not Ricky! Karl has.

  • @Epictes
    @Epictes 3 місяці тому

    18:56 “Suzanne from the back” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 HES DONE

  • @Olivia-bh7vs
    @Olivia-bh7vs 2 роки тому +4

    um, karls bmx skills woah

  • @marv5078
    @marv5078 2 роки тому +3

    "I'm singlehandedly causing the world population problem. I'm saving everyone. I'm like superman." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @adrianlouw2499
    @adrianlouw2499 2 роки тому +4

    Is that "bodyguard" even got a pocket knife on him? In Diepsloot? Yea no thanks...

  • @Hoplasa
    @Hoplasa 2 роки тому +3

    karl making rick look like a twat in his own way xd im actually kinda suprised that he was able to lie to rick hehe

  • @Livewell-xgi
    @Livewell-xgi 3 місяці тому

    Carl’s view on voluntourism is 100% correct and wise. It interferes with the locals’ lives. Make sure to give to local vetted humanitarian groups who live and work in the community.

  • @m.w.4508
    @m.w.4508 21 день тому

    04:42 the most UwU "nyaaAAAhh..." I've ever heard.

  • @erikolsen5802
    @erikolsen5802 2 роки тому +1

    9:15 brags, tears down house, then asks 'sure we got the right house'

  • @wowmujeeb
    @wowmujeeb 7 місяців тому

    “That’s the thing with charity, it’s never enough”

  • @aaronhughes7573
    @aaronhughes7573 Рік тому

    Seepo is like the Preston Garvey of An idiot abroad loool

  • @johnkimble1919
    @johnkimble1919 Рік тому

    They should make a series where Karl is a happy camper

  • @lachazaroony
    @lachazaroony Рік тому

    `You cant fit all the gorillas on a plane.` Karl: `You could put some of them in business class.` Lmao

  • @tyronebiggums7296
    @tyronebiggums7296 2 роки тому

    That hippo is living the life lol

  • @Skyhi.Visuals
    @Skyhi.Visuals Рік тому +1

    “ I’ll raise you 5 HUTS”🤣🤣

  • @deathkampdrone
    @deathkampdrone 2 роки тому +5

    A lot of weird handshaking going on here. Which leads me to believe that Karl is fairly streetwise in Africa. 🤙

  • @AlisonGranger-s5z
    @AlisonGranger-s5z Рік тому +3

    I'd love to see a version where Ricky Gervais goes abroad and Karl phones him up, patronizes him, and makes him do things he doesn't want to do. Karl comes out of this looking good, but Gervais comes out of it looking like a bully.

    • @peterwomersley
      @peterwomersley Рік тому

      thats tghe premise of the whole show and it Gervais genius as a puppet master that makes the show work

    • @AlisonGranger-s5z
      @AlisonGranger-s5z Рік тому

      @@peterwomersley Yeah, I get that.

    • @paddym27
      @paddym27 Рік тому

      it's a bit like saying greg davies is a bully in taskmaster@@AlisonGranger-s5z

  • @stoney332
    @stoney332 2 роки тому +3

    Strapped on top of a plane is well worse he did that but not the bungy I don't understand that at all ha

  • @catatonicable
    @catatonicable 2 роки тому +1

    Those shacks must make good ovens...

  • @lyomon9981
    @lyomon9981 Рік тому +1

    What a cute ass hippo omg

  • @kevin93azyu
    @kevin93azyu 2 роки тому

    " "You say it best when you say nothing at all" - Ronan Keating" - Karl Pilkington.

  • @stenh.6243
    @stenh.6243 Рік тому

    You have to watch out for those triffids Karl.

  • @christophercharlesonelifetime
    @christophercharlesonelifetime 22 дні тому

    Karl said...
    Nobody's paying for shit these days, download for fuck all lol.
    I paid for this and now it's free on youtube!😅

  • @CaptainTodger69
    @CaptainTodger69 2 роки тому +3

    pretty sure that hippo ended up killing its owner

  • @asphaltdoctorhrm6409
    @asphaltdoctorhrm6409 2 роки тому +6

    Actually a good question - how dangerous is that primary school that he needs security?

    • @neonada.official
      @neonada.official Рік тому

      I'm willing to bet just on my gut feeling that more people get shot in US primary schools.

  • @bonjour2098
    @bonjour2098 Рік тому +1

    Do they really want to know about risk in sex? I honestly thought I was coming here to talk about Humpty Dumpty."

  • @eye1_s
    @eye1_s 2 роки тому

    has anyone noticed the art on these giant pipes?

  • @privatenoneofyourbusiness5292
    @privatenoneofyourbusiness5292 4 місяці тому

    Good for Karl not letting him being forced to bungeejump 👍🏻! But if my boyfriend told me I couldn't have a cat or dog, he would be out of my life for good. And I can't believe he licked the shit.

  • @littlefoot..
    @littlefoot.. 7 місяців тому

    24:33 you can hear the cameraman is laughing

  • @catatonicable
    @catatonicable 2 роки тому +1

    Jessica attacked some ppl...apparently..

  • @Yourmomma568
    @Yourmomma568 2 роки тому +3

    Karl really plays up the everyman thing. Like all the jokes he makes about his wife, you'd think she's some dumpy old cow with half a brain in her head, but she's very pretty and successful. The most astonishing thing about Karl is that he's managed to keep this charade going for as long as he has.

  • @reyalPRON
    @reyalPRON Рік тому +1

    33:00 so... we give away clothes to the poor. And these poor sell them.. to other poor ppl. That defeats the purpose now does it not?

  • @Nemesis-LvS-
    @Nemesis-LvS- Рік тому

    18:56 RIP karl

  • @kanemonaghan6945
    @kanemonaghan6945 2 роки тому +1

    the title does not make sense it should say karl cooks beans on toast for the royalty tribe

  • @brabusmk
    @brabusmk 2 роки тому +1

    37:22

  • @th33399
    @th33399 6 місяців тому

    around the 11:00 mark. Steve is such a hypocrite. I completely understand how Karl feels. I've done voluntary work for years and sometimes it just feels frustrating.

  • @barbaragervais6991
    @barbaragervais6991 8 місяців тому

    When does Karl break character?

  • @Bajro97
    @Bajro97 2 роки тому +14

    Turns around with genuine fear in his eyes after talking to Ricky: "Where's this gonna end - he's got more fuckin money than me!"

  • @aarde7036
    @aarde7036 Рік тому

    Can, still, if he wants..

  • @francoisgertze6143
    @francoisgertze6143 Рік тому

    bodygaurd

  • @rutindamarcus5239
    @rutindamarcus5239 6 місяців тому

    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Skyhi.Visuals
    @Skyhi.Visuals Рік тому +2

    The guy smoking the pipe in the back with the rino. Time travel

    • @sonny9493
      @sonny9493 Рік тому +1

      Couldnt take my eyes off him either

  • @AlisonGranger-s5z
    @AlisonGranger-s5z Рік тому

    Ricky's phone calls are annoying in this. Calling him 'boy' etc.

  • @martinm72
    @martinm72 2 роки тому

    er
    OsLoKarl P |

  • @PowersOfDarkness
    @PowersOfDarkness 3 роки тому +2

    15:56 socialist anti apartheid hero Nelson Mandela

    • @hebiennousnsommespasdanslm6452
      @hebiennousnsommespasdanslm6452 2 роки тому

      A real socialist. Not a fake like others corrupted

    • @CaptainTodger69
      @CaptainTodger69 2 роки тому +1

      @@hebiennousnsommespasdanslm6452 yes, a socialist who didn't believe in Marxism and was a vocal advocate of free markets [capitalism]

    • @CaptainTodger69
      @CaptainTodger69 2 роки тому

      yes, a wondeful capitalist hero who called himself a socialist

    • @PowersOfDarkness
      @PowersOfDarkness 2 роки тому

      @@CaptainTodger69 "but as long as Party members work hard and earnestly, never allow themselves to be isolated for one single moment from the day to day struggle of the people, make serious effort to study Marxist literature, learn from the experiences of other comrades and the masses of the people, and constantly strive to steel and cultivate themselves, they will be perfectly able t raise their qualities to the same level as Marx, Englers, Lenin and Stalin." guess who wrote that in 1962?

    • @CaptainTodger69
      @CaptainTodger69 2 роки тому

      @@PowersOfDarkness he later said he didn't believe in their theories [probably because the four people mentioned are some of the biggest and most horrible scum bags in history]. As well as fighting for personal and economic freedom, two principals which are the exact opposite of socialism.

  • @PakHemRs
    @PakHemRs 2 роки тому +3

    your intro is annoying

    • @Crimis666
      @Crimis666 2 роки тому +5

      So are you :).

    • @junjalapeno7773
      @junjalapeno7773 2 роки тому +2

      @@Crimis666 nice comeback! Lmao had me laughing for hours

  • @cindycollins4040
    @cindycollins4040 2 роки тому +3

    Dislike the female slang reference

    • @H0kram
      @H0kram 2 роки тому

      Alright Cindy.

    • @gstrdms
      @gstrdms 2 роки тому

      PIPE DOWN, SNATCH-HAVER.

    • @cindycollins4040
      @cindycollins4040 2 роки тому

      @@gstrdms really, grow up, you try having everything female being related to being weak

    • @cindycollins4040
      @cindycollins4040 2 роки тому

      @@gstrdms is t he just the best

    • @user-rx2et1gh6y
      @user-rx2et1gh6y 2 роки тому

      Y?

  • @martinm72
    @martinm72 2 роки тому

    Eikel