breaking news! Morbius was not good!

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  • @HelenaIsis616
    @HelenaIsis616 2 роки тому +2694

    I need Hollywood producers to start realizing that Leto isn’t the seat filler they seem to think he is…

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 2 роки тому +108

      i feel like after this, theyll (hopefully) realise this

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 2 роки тому +34

      Hes for a special type of tween girl whos depressed

    • @sammharry
      @sammharry 2 роки тому +3

      Absolutely

    • @rachellecham
      @rachellecham 2 роки тому +162

      @@TheReZisTLust maybe 8 years ago I don't see gen z teens going crazy for him. I'm 21 and no one I know went crazy for him.

    • @A1_Deb
      @A1_Deb 2 роки тому +106

      @@TheReZisTLust he's old and most teens don't even know he was a singer before becoming an actor. Someone made a TikTok shocked about learning this fact and most comments were young ppl confirming the didn't know that. 💀

  • @allisonf3508
    @allisonf3508 2 роки тому +2970

    Hasn’t Jared Leto already proven over and over that he is way more trouble than he is worth?

    • @Brogan_Balfour_Crescent
      @Brogan_Balfour_Crescent 2 роки тому +201

      Don't get why they don't leave him to his cult.

    • @harnessmadeofhopes
      @harnessmadeofhopes 2 роки тому +106

      His only redeeming quality was being in Blade Runner 2049 for a few minutes max and not totally destroying that fantastic movie.

    • @Jonah-720
      @Jonah-720 2 роки тому +143

      I don’t even want to google this… didn’t he send cast mates used condoms? USED?! Who’s stuff was in it?? 🤮🤮🤮🤮 how has he not been backhanded out of all Hollywood

    • @alyssabrown-carleton6173
      @alyssabrown-carleton6173 2 роки тому +59

      @@Jonah-720 I hadn't heard that one. I heard dead rat on suicide squad

    • @kiwibanana7590
      @kiwibanana7590 2 роки тому

      @@Jonah-720 let alone being a pedophile

  • @joshuamoore8560
    @joshuamoore8560 2 роки тому +900

    The surest sign of a non-cat owner: saying "here kitty kitty" and being surprised when it doesn't come to you. I can't recall a single time where "here kitty kitty" ever worked.

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 2 роки тому +73

      To be fair my cat comes when i say cmere Lucifer or shake a bag of food but cat litter doesnt do *ahem* shit

    • @lilscooty4429
      @lilscooty4429 2 роки тому +39

      tbh that’s how my Nonna called her cat back in the 90s/2000s, “here kittykittykittykitty” and she’d come out of her lil hidy-hole under the bed

    • @JediLadyMisty
      @JediLadyMisty 2 роки тому +51

      Most cats I know come to that clicking(?) sound you can make with your tongue.

    • @trevor7520
      @trevor7520 2 роки тому +23

      i make kissy noises at my kitties!

    • @TomMSTie1138
      @TomMSTie1138 2 роки тому +26

      @@trevor7520 me too, but she doesn't come running, she just perks up her ears at the sound. Putting ice cubes in her fountain gets her running.

  • @thomasgiles2876
    @thomasgiles2876 2 роки тому +1934

    The best acting Jared Leto ever did was get his face bashed in by Edward Norton in Fight Club. Its the most cathartic scene to see anytime you're forced to watch something starring Jared Leto.

    • @FreekKing27
      @FreekKing27 2 роки тому +198

      Umm... I think his BEST ROLE is getting Chopped Up by Christian Bale while Huey Lewis and The News plays in the Back.

    • @MadMexi
      @MadMexi 2 роки тому +71

      He was good in requiem for a dream but every other movie I‘ve seen him in… It‘s a no from me

    • @karendover6001
      @karendover6001 2 роки тому +4

      Absolutely, yes! I think about that scene all the time.

    • @kristavaillancourt6313
      @kristavaillancourt6313 2 роки тому +11

      Requiem.

    • @alyssabrown-carleton6173
      @alyssabrown-carleton6173 2 роки тому +77

      My consensus on his acting is that if you have to use method acting for every role then you're probably not a good actor

  • @dragonetafireball
    @dragonetafireball 2 роки тому +1048

    The main reason morbius is a “living vampire” is the comics code still had a no monsters rule so it was a loophole to say he was just a vampire themed villain. He is a character born of censorship for age ratings and it will forever haunt the character.

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 2 роки тому +65

      Interesting. I had no idea that comics weren't allowed to depict monsters at one point. Was it because they felt it was too scary or what?

    • @dragonetafireball
      @dragonetafireball 2 роки тому

      TL;DR they used the excuse that "kids seeing bad things would make them delinquents" to ban anything in media they didn't agree with.
      There used to be an organisation called The Comics Code Authority that had a seal of approval publishers would need a seal from to be able to get a comic stocked in most establishments.
      It was born from a bigoted fearmongering report called "Seduction of the Innocent" blaming comics for most of the societies perceived problems* especially child delinqicy, it was partially based off the film equivalent the Hays Code.
      There was a lot to it but to quote the Wikipedia "Vampires, werewolves, ghouls and zombies (the staple monsters of the horror comics) were banned outright, and, in addition, comics could not use the words horror or terror in their titles."
      A lot of it was the stuff you now hear about video games that it "encouraged reckless behaviour" or "desensitises youth to violence, making them more likely to turn to delinquency"
      It was eventually relaxed after Marvel published a comic the authority refused to give a seal because it was important to Harry Osborn's character arc and after that comic sold very well it was relaxed and eventually replaced with the modern age based rating system.
      *I say perceived problems because both the CCA and Hays codes had very antiquated ideas, and many of the things they were mad about weren't even problems.

    • @michaelgray4833
      @michaelgray4833 2 роки тому +114

      @@chadschmaltz9790 Hayes Code bullshit, if I’m not mistaken? Censorship in the US has a very interesting history.

    • @michaelgray4833
      @michaelgray4833 2 роки тому

      @@chadschmaltz9790 Hayes Code bullshit, if I’m not mistaken? Censorship in the US has a very interesting history.

    • @Dave102693
      @Dave102693 2 роки тому +57

      @@michaelgray4833 I think that the Hayes code was for theaters. There was another code for the comics, but I forgot the name.

  • @SirThinks2Much
    @SirThinks2Much 2 роки тому +307

    "Why is the story bad already?" God 12-year-olds are great

  • @KristinaHarrow
    @KristinaHarrow 2 роки тому +633

    Why do they keep casting Jared Leto in superhero movies? Every one he’s been in or starred in, he’s been terrible in. Another example of how studios don’t listen to their audience

    • @cultusfetus
      @cultusfetus 2 роки тому +31

      my guess is they set him up 💀💀💀 like they know how much people dont like jared leto so they use him as bait for people to hate watch

    • @KristinaHarrow
      @KristinaHarrow 2 роки тому +6

      @@cultusfetus yeah lol they greenlit the movie and then realized no one would care so they cast him

    • @kneau
      @kneau 2 роки тому

      Grandparents.

    • @cathl4953
      @cathl4953 2 роки тому +15

      @@cultusfetus is hate watching really effective? I mean, i get it for a show or an internet personality but a movie? Really? Hate watching? Do people hate jared letto that much? I thought he was just forgettable, not hated

    • @cultusfetus
      @cultusfetus 2 роки тому +17

      @@cathl4953 youre absolutely right bestie he's too forgettable to be hated

  • @lizb7271
    @lizb7271 2 роки тому +1934

    Morbius really doesn't strike me as a character who needs a destinct villain because the whole vampire drinking blood aspect is a perfectly good central conflict.

    • @Otter34
      @Otter34 2 роки тому +222

      Yeah, why does he need to punch another, more evil vampire when his greatest enemy is theoretically himself?
      Mike craving normalcy and stability but wrestling with this part of himself that destroys everything he builds and is a danger to everyone around him is a perfectly good problem to put at the center of the story.

    • @psychedelicpegasus7587
      @psychedelicpegasus7587 2 роки тому +100

      @@Otter34 Yeah, I actually thought it might be cool to have a character that believes they are a good person but over the course of the movie slowly realises they are the bad guy. Not ending in redemption or anything, or being aware that they are doing bad things and stopping. It might be interesting to have a villain simply become a villain, and sort of be okay with it. The really evil, yet charming, villains who revel in being bad are usually the best. Probably would need someone other than Leto though.

    • @DaiSenshiMounir
      @DaiSenshiMounir 2 роки тому +14

      I have a feeling Morbius ultimately being the protag of his own movie was done simply to appease Letos ego. Just my surface level opinion :p

    • @Taurusus
      @Taurusus 2 роки тому +16

      "The protag but evil" is such an eye-roller at this point that it's just kinda embarrassing that Sony insists on still doing it.

    • @MelancholyJoker19
      @MelancholyJoker19 2 роки тому +4

      @@Taurusus It works in MCU so they figured they cash in on it, but the issue is that MCU has a good story to go along with it, unlike Morbius here

  • @colim2595
    @colim2595 2 роки тому +254

    The artificial blood being blue bothers me. I know its for age-rating reasons probably, but still. The pigment that makes blood red is vital to its function.

    • @arttrixmix7178
      @arttrixmix7178 2 роки тому +17

      hm there is actually normal blood in the movie as well though

    • @horrorjakei8895
      @horrorjakei8895 2 роки тому +8

      the artificial blood being blue would mean that the blood has copper, idk why I said it I just think it's interesting

    • @SangreFriasBack
      @SangreFriasBack 2 роки тому +1

      @@horrorjakei8895 Poor cooper

    • @ericad528
      @ericad528 2 роки тому +1

      I literally just finished watching it, didn't even notice there was any blue blood....

    • @lovecatxx
      @lovecatxx 2 роки тому +5

      @@horrorjakei8895 like arthropod blood, it's copper based rather than iron based

  • @EzraColdsGarage
    @EzraColdsGarage 2 роки тому +107

    "Why is the story bad already" is the best description of the movie ever.
    Also... Just cast Matt Smith as Morbius. IT would have been so much better

    • @xAlecto
      @xAlecto 2 роки тому +3

      100 percent wouldve seen it if Smith was Morbius

  • @neutralman9124
    @neutralman9124 2 роки тому +674

    The fact Morbius fell 74% in the second weekend is the least surprising thing ever. It barely made 10 million second weekend. That's a bigger drop than Batman v Superman and Dark Phoenix.

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android 2 роки тому +48

      Somehow Batman vs Superman was more enjoyable.... probably because it didn't have Jared Leto in it💀

    • @AltairBlue
      @AltairBlue 2 роки тому +7

      wrong, it made 400 morbillion dollars in 20 minutes and has been on a steady rise ever since.

  • @TrentonWasHere
    @TrentonWasHere 2 роки тому +901

    When the movie was like “wouldn’t it be ridiculous if sunlight burned my skin” and all I can say is that if it did, it would probably be the thing that made the MOST sense

    • @ruminationstation4200
      @ruminationstation4200 2 роки тому +37

      @@AndreaRitsu heck, I'm just fair skinned with a family history of skin cancer and a predisposition towards migraines. I try to avoid direct sun as much as possible and being outside at all during high sun hours. It's weird to see a vampire be LESS concerned about it than me
      I can't stand vampire stories that have *disdain* for the genre and it's conventions. If you find the lore cringey, go pick a different spooky archetype. It's like making a story about Frankenstein, but then deciding instead of being a reanimated corpse made of stitched together body parts, it's just going to be a regular guy with some *gnarly* facial scars. Like ...well then don't call it Frankenstein.

  • @noahfried567
    @noahfried567 2 роки тому +76

    I love how when the rat doesn't INSTANTLY die, they are like "Yeah, totally worked. Let the human trials begin!"

  • @sabinajoh
    @sabinajoh 2 роки тому +1011

    Why is Jared still getting roles? Don’t this dude have a cult?? Couldn’t we find a dude who doesn’t have a cult??

    • @karendover6001
      @karendover6001 2 роки тому +102

      I thought you were talking about Jared Harris at first and I was about to rise up. I really forgot Jared Leto existed in the middle of a video about him.

    • @sierramccutchen3531
      @sierramccutchen3531 2 роки тому +41

      My literal question this entire time I was watching this. There are so many better actors than Sh*tty Leto

    • @michaelgray4833
      @michaelgray4833 2 роки тому +51

      Tom Cruise anyone? Noted upper member of a cult and extremely employed actor.

    • @Razgriz977
      @Razgriz977 2 роки тому +8

      @A candle in a bucket Was going to say wasn't he a singer not an actor? I miss 30 seconds to mars music.

    • @ruminationstation4200
      @ruminationstation4200 2 роки тому +33

      @A candle in a bucket no it's not? Like I hate him, but he definitely got famous as an actor first in the 90s. He then used his fame as a PROMINENT actor to get a foot in the door in the music industry, and he transitioned to music for a long time. But he signalled his desire to refocus on acting again with Dallas Buyers Club.
      There's such a weird generational disconnect. gen X/old millennials have one impression of him, millennials/old gen-z have a different impression, and gen-z has a different impression. (what's bizarre is despite the 3 groups knowing him for different things, all 3 are pretty much in unanimous agreement he sucks and should go away).

  • @nycholasgreen9078
    @nycholasgreen9078 2 роки тому +101

    "This is a curse."
    "Tell us more!"
    This is EXACTLY what I hate in modern movies. The plot and motivations are pushed along poorly because characters are unwilling to have a simple, normal conversation about what's going on, and it drives other people into villainy due to confusion and anger. Who describes something as a curse in normal conversation? Any sane person who hears this would immediately want an explanation.

  • @weavery4292
    @weavery4292 2 роки тому +339

    can we just stick jared leto in a hole, put something over the top, cover it with leaves, & just leave him there? it wouldn't even be hard to get him in the hole, just tell him his next character is man who goes in a hole & he'll method act his way right on in

    • @audgirlout9830
      @audgirlout9830 2 роки тому +65

      The cask of Jaredtilleto

    • @andup4936
      @andup4936 2 роки тому +3

      @@audgirlout9830 I love that reference

    • @thedestroyasystem
      @thedestroyasystem 2 роки тому +9

      This comment is genius and I agree completely

    • @commandermercury6654
      @commandermercury6654 2 роки тому +8

      This comment made me laugh harder than it should have! Also it’s an absolutely genius plot. Someone get on that! 😂

  • @richstoehr3247
    @richstoehr3247 2 роки тому +453

    Morbius was never Marvel's strongest character, but there was a real opportunity here to play into the horror aspect and go deeper than they did in the comics. Marvel has a lot of characters like this, actually - Ghost Rider, Mephisto, Hellstrom, Typhoid Mary, and Morbius just to hit on a few. The comics occasionally manage to do new and interesting things with them, but so far the movies waste the opening they have to do something original, instead trying to appeal to the general MCU vibe...and they end up failing at both originality and broad appeal. Unfortunate that Morbius falls into this camp.

    • @morbiuscrystal4875
      @morbiuscrystal4875 2 роки тому

      This fatherless DC cinephile really blaming MCU for this Sony's garbage.

    • @DaiSenshiMounir
      @DaiSenshiMounir 2 роки тому +27

      You’re so right though. Morbius could have been Marvels swamp thing if they had anybody with an ounce of creativity working in their film department

    • @ruminationstation4200
      @ruminationstation4200 2 роки тому +17

      DC desperately tries to make their characters fit into Marvel-esque movies, even though DC characters being nothing like Marvel is probably the strongest thing it has going for it among the fans.
      It's wild to me how much studios can totally miss the strengths of a source material and lean into the exact opposite of what they should have

    • @PondOfGlue
      @PondOfGlue 2 роки тому +4

      Yoooooo. There’s a Typhoid Mary COMIC?!?!

    • @glassisland
      @glassisland 2 роки тому +3

      @@PondOfGlue I don't think she ever got her own book (which is a tragedy) but she's made multiple appearances in Daredevil, X-Men, Spider Man and Deadpool, among a few others.

  • @IvoryValentine22
    @IvoryValentine22 2 роки тому +174

    Petition for this to become Matt Smith’s human torch moment so he can get coopted into the MCU and people can enjoy him properly

  • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
    @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 2 роки тому +76

    They should replace "in association with Marvel" with "in spite of Marvel"

  • @kestreldomann2787
    @kestreldomann2787 2 роки тому +131

    "I've been in the process of dying my whole life" I get this is supposed to be something about being terminally ill but like. Isn't that just all of life? Like in a philosophical sense after birth are we not in the process of dying?

    • @RedSpade37
      @RedSpade37 2 роки тому +13

      See, I've thought about this some, and I'm not sure. I think it is a question of semantics, but yeah, technically, we are all moving closer to the hour of our death, but there is a difference between that, and something actively killing you.
      I guess you could say the only difference is the speed.

  • @CorpseCustomerService
    @CorpseCustomerService 2 роки тому +579

    As someone with Spina Bifida, Scoliosis, Rheumatoid Arthritis, and a few other things, his horrible method acting or lack there of is far from the only issue I have with this film. I am really disappointed with the way his horrific method acting had him “acting” disabled while not shooting and while just hanging out around set. I’ll be the one to say it, it’s ableist.

    • @alyssabrown-carleton6173
      @alyssabrown-carleton6173 2 роки тому +97

      I totally agree with you. My take was that I'm sick of hearing him being a douche because he can only method act and its just excused because he's a good actor (?)🤷‍♀️

    • @Boggythefroggy
      @Boggythefroggy 2 роки тому +65

      As someone also with physical disabilities and chronic illnesses, hard agree oof

    • @hannahbrown5465
      @hannahbrown5465 2 роки тому +58

      He had to fake pretend to be disabled and in pain to understand the role, pretty insulting to us who are in actual pain every day

    • @onewomanarmy6451
      @onewomanarmy6451 2 роки тому +36

      Agreed. As a person who is a permanent wheelchair user due to several illnesses that cause me debilitating pain throughout my entire body 24/7 his actions (and the fact that his actions are supported by the studio and hollywood) are disgusting and so incredibly disrespectful.
      Fellow people with bad genes and/or rubbish bodies do take care of yourself and remember that no matter what our society tells us, your worth doesn't stem from what you can or can not do but from the simple fact that you are a fellow human being. Our world is not kind to people like us so please be kind to others our world loves to shun and above all, be kind to yourself.

    • @nicholewarren4229
      @nicholewarren4229 2 роки тому +15

      YUP its not method acting, it's ableism!!!!

  • @satyr_9
    @satyr_9 2 роки тому +101

    the thought process behind this movie was definitely "people like vampires, there is a vampire we own the rights to" and that was it

  • @MrGlenbw
    @MrGlenbw 2 роки тому +104

    I think Morbius DOES have real potential to be at least a decent movie; a good man who tries to play god to save human lives, only to be succumbed to the darkness. The real problem here is that Sony tries to turn a tragic villain into a SUPERHERO PROTAGONIST, which is probably the most cliche route they can think of.

  • @DavidXanitos
    @DavidXanitos 2 роки тому +416

    I love that line "Marvel movies are the group project from hell" its a perfect summation of the MCU and it is impressive that they were able to do as well as they did by the finally of Endgame

    • @walkingonneedles
      @walkingonneedles 2 роки тому +38

      based on how phase 4 id going so far and the weird future projects (i am groot is a real thing being made) yeah it truly is impressive and i dont think they can pull it off again ever without rebooting the whole thing

    • @cyrc9837
      @cyrc9837 2 роки тому +10

      honestly i think dc and marvel comics are the group project from hell cranked up to eleven. too many writers in the kitchen lol

    • @nkemnoraulmanfredini7286
      @nkemnoraulmanfredini7286 2 роки тому

      @@cyrc9837 what do you mean by that 🤨?

    • @cyrc9837
      @cyrc9837 2 роки тому +14

      @@nkemnoraulmanfredini7286 marvel movies are the group project from hell because there’s too many moving parts (different directors, different storylines, different characterizations of the same characters) for everything to stay coherent. comics are the same thing turned up to eleven since there’s decades of different authors writing the same characters with different characterizations (while also having to take into account those decades of convoluted character and conflict history). comics are notoriously hard to get into since even with all the retcons and reboots there’s not a lot of places to start reading without having to know at least some background info

    • @nkemnoraulmanfredini7286
      @nkemnoraulmanfredini7286 2 роки тому

      @@cyrc9837 nah, it seems hard at first but once you enter the universe you will be able to know

  • @jesseperkins9669
    @jesseperkins9669 2 роки тому +838

    The worst thing they did was limit themselves to a PG-13 rating. They should of just went full R rating and made it as gorey as possible.

    • @nimeano1223
      @nimeano1223 2 роки тому +107

      Sure, sure, and let Jared Leto method-acting trough that too?:/

    • @sabinajoh
      @sabinajoh 2 роки тому +111

      @@nimeano1223 damn they did it for their own good huh?

    • @joseribamarjr5164
      @joseribamarjr5164 2 роки тому +36

      i know right? the whole time watching it I was like 'there should be way more blood in this'

    • @nimeano1223
      @nimeano1223 2 роки тому +7

      @@sabinajoh if I were in their place I would do so haha...

    • @TwighlightLugia
      @TwighlightLugia 2 роки тому +18

      Yeah but then teenagers who call you slurs on Twitter won't go watch it :(

  • @valnenuial7585
    @valnenuial7585 2 роки тому +74

    Marvel had an excellent vampire superhero movie. Blade! The original trilogy. I HATE how people forget that Blade was a superhero "before it was cool". Because those movies stood strong and they still do today. Wesley Snipes did an amazing job portraying the character.

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 2 роки тому +2

      Kevin Feige said the success of Blade is what made the MCU possible
      Even paid interviewers who should know that keep bringing up the X-Men movies up until endgame despite Kevin has mentioned blade over and over again ....
      People have their own head Canon for what they feel sadly

  • @mrsmaggiekoch
    @mrsmaggiekoch 2 роки тому +230

    Completely unrelated: YES TO STOPPING TRU BLOOD AFTER SEASON 5. I do not have a podcast but if I did it would be called "When to Stop Watching" and be about when to stop watching a series for the most enjoyment.

    • @voidliving6922
      @voidliving6922 2 роки тому +38

      Ummm… MAKE IT

    • @faithvfxx
      @faithvfxx 2 роки тому +31

      MAKE ITTT

    • @sappysaphic420
      @sappysaphic420 2 роки тому +24

      I would 100% listen to this

    • @mrsmaggiekoch
      @mrsmaggiekoch 2 роки тому +25

      This is actually really sweet, I've been toying with this in my head for awhile, and have seen WAY too many TV shows, it's cool to see people respond positively.

    • @voidliving6922
      @voidliving6922 2 роки тому +22

      Idk if you agree with me but Supernatural needed to stop after season six!!

  • @thatguyseb8824
    @thatguyseb8824 2 роки тому +62

    Nothing is funnier to me than the idea of a room full of well-paid Sony executives sitting around scratching their heads trying to figure out why their live-action Spider-Man villains universe isn't working.

  • @mostcreative3680
    @mostcreative3680 2 роки тому +309

    I really want to know who at Sony said lets make an entire movie about this C list Spiderman villain and make him the springboard for the sinister 6 that nobody really asked for.

    • @rachelmayes3064
      @rachelmayes3064 2 роки тому +21

      They're still mad their spiderman bombed so hard so they're trying their best to make their own way, I guess.

    • @Dave102693
      @Dave102693 2 роки тому +7

      We're getting Kraven the Hunter and Madam Web next. lol

    • @insertcheesypunhere
      @insertcheesypunhere 2 роки тому +1

      they did a dark universe on themselves. the master has become the student.

    • @niauropsaka
      @niauropsaka 2 роки тому +5

      @@Dave102693 At least Kraven is a character.

    • @niauropsaka
      @niauropsaka 2 роки тому +2

      I think starting with a forgettable vampire dude makes sense if they don't think they can hit a home run at first. They can work out some of the kinks on something that gets butts in seats because of vampire fans.
      Not "starting," really, because they've done Venom & Spider-Man, but branching out beyond the more familiar Spidey characters to build a stable.

  • @creepypawstaa
    @creepypawstaa 2 роки тому +10

    9:30 I genuinely think about the milo thing so much bc morbius giving every kid who goes in that bed the same name and refusing to call them what they ask is indicative of him not caring abt them as individuals at all but then he gets very worried when he passes out and then he's shown to be a caring doctor so like. why'd he do that

  • @IonaReads
    @IonaReads 2 роки тому +151

    I think, having not seen the film myself, it sounds like they didn’t even understand the character they were writing. Why would a doctor who has been working for years towards finding a cure to save his own life, then be totally willing to end his life because of one instance where he lost control? I think he either actually needed to hurt more people on more than one occasion, or be more dedicated to the self preservation he felt when he was human. Jared Leto is trash but it also sounded like a case of poor writing as well which means it was always going to be a flop.

    • @theowlyone
      @theowlyone 2 роки тому +3

      Hello this is unrelated to your well thought out and insightful comment (/gen) but we have the same name and that makes me happy :))

  • @ChaosMcCain
    @ChaosMcCain 2 роки тому +82

    Just for reference , the people behind the car warranty calls are #18 on the ign list of Spider-Man villains .

  • @RidleyJones
    @RidleyJones 2 роки тому +100

    Interestingly, this actually WASN'T a Marvel movie, though apparently they deliberately try to catfish the viewer into thinking it is.

    • @michaelgray4833
      @michaelgray4833 2 роки тому +37

      It is a movie with licensed Marvel characters, much like Deadpool/Venim etc, so I’d argue it’s a Marvel movie. It just wasn’t produced by Marvel Studios, and instead by Sony. There’s a complex licensing deal going on with some of these characters, X-Men included.

    • @RidleyJones
      @RidleyJones 2 роки тому +6

      @@michaelgray4833 True true, and fair enough

    • @Raftube02
      @Raftube02 2 роки тому +10

      @@michaelgray4833 I would call this film a marvel comics film not a mcu one.

  • @adrianrammirez
    @adrianrammirez 2 роки тому +20

    Matt Smiths character was terribly written yet Matt Smith still managed to make it work. Good for him cause I read how he had problems understanding his character, that’s where I saw another red flag for this film.

  • @morfrid4262
    @morfrid4262 2 роки тому +303

    I wanted so much for this movie to be good. I was hoping for a feisty Lucian-like hero, and yet I got milk-toast Morbius... They just had to embrace the vampireness and it would have been so fun 😔

    • @sierramccutchen3531
      @sierramccutchen3531 2 роки тому +8

      This is the best comment! Thanks for the laugh. The milk-toast Morbius had me laughing hard! I agree 100%.

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 2 роки тому +21

      You could say that this vampire....has no bite.
      YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
      😎

    • @Taurusus
      @Taurusus 2 роки тому +17

      Just for googling purposes, it's "milquetoast".

    • @morfrid4262
      @morfrid4262 2 роки тому +6

      @@Taurusus As a non-native English speaker, I loved that. Thank you!

  • @kellywolstenholme8134
    @kellywolstenholme8134 2 роки тому +65

    vampire bats have an anticoagulant in their saliva so they can keep drinking blood without it clotting before they’re done, so yes, you’re right 👍🏼

  • @spacedino91
    @spacedino91 2 роки тому +82

    As a fellow dyslexic person its nice to know that you had to get motivated in a different way to read as well. Mine was comics and a lot of fanfiction.

  • @Salvanas42
    @Salvanas42 2 роки тому +217

    I did quite like Morbius but I have to admit my enjoyment was very strongly dependent on Matt Smith's performance.

    • @sierramccutchen3531
      @sierramccutchen3531 2 роки тому +50

      I was so happy to see Matt Smith just having the time of his life while making this movie. He completely outshined Jared Leto just as expected because he'll always be better than Leto.

    • @waywardmind
      @waywardmind 2 роки тому +19

      But that means you didn't like the movie; you simply liked an actor. (same, by the way)

    • @erikdaniels0n
      @erikdaniels0n 2 роки тому +11

      Honestly, Matt Smith should have played Morbius

    • @Salvanas42
      @Salvanas42 2 роки тому +10

      @@erikdaniels0n ooh that would have been something to see, though I think he did thrive as Milo. I think the biggest problem was honestly just the script. Just the whole thing.

    • @Salvanas42
      @Salvanas42 2 роки тому +6

      @@waywardmind No I liked the movie, One can have enjoyed a meal but have had that enjoyment dependent on a specific dish or ingredient

  • @LunaWitcher
    @LunaWitcher 2 роки тому +226

    Oh. They made the scene with the dude being a dick to the woman exclusively to justify him being the first to die. You can't have a PG-13 movie where good people die, they need to "deserve it" I guess. Even though Morbius is supposed to be the vilain.

  • @gravityfalls1826
    @gravityfalls1826 2 роки тому +32

    I find it funny that even Matt Smith didn't understand his character, the director didn't do a very good job

  • @ollieno971
    @ollieno971 2 роки тому +45

    It makes no sense that vulture would teleport anywhere from dr strange’s spell. He was already in Tom Holland’s Spider-Man’s universe and knew Peter was Spider-Man. He would have stayed in that universe unaffected.

    • @bethanychatman9531
      @bethanychatman9531 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah he shouldn't have teleported but, the spell wasn't that only the people who knew Peter as spiderman from the spell. It was for anyone who knew Peter regardless that's why his friends don't who Peter is at all.

  • @nopenopenope
    @nopenopenope 2 роки тому +471

    It makes me so incredibly sad that so many of my favorite AFAB content creators can't review properties like Star Wars or Marvel or DC any more because of the bullsh*t harrassment they receive. What a tremendous loss of great content for everyone due to dumb cruel bored adult baby fans.

    • @thejazzy6012
      @thejazzy6012 2 роки тому +31

      Just wondering cause I see a lot of people using it. Why wouldn't you just say fem presenting content creators since it's usually sexist towards fem presenting creaters cause 💫mysogeny 💫? Like I'm assuming trans men get hate as well but then wouldn't trans women as well? So would it just be people who aren't cis men? Im not well versed in like star wars or marvel communities cause like they're so sexist and toxic (even doctor who as well after the last season) and AFAB is a new word thing for me too, all I know it as is assigned female at birth. Just questioning so I can get a better grasp on how it's used cause Google only does so much 😅

    • @nopenopenope
      @nopenopenope 2 роки тому +54

      @@thejazzy6012 I could have used different terminology, I agree! I wasn't 100% certain either so I went with AFAB. I did want to emphasize that female presenting creators receive more backlash *than male presenting creators for their opinions and content on SW/MCU/DC that they must stop reviewing them altogether.

    • @thejazzy6012
      @thejazzy6012 2 роки тому +28

      @@nopenopenope ahh that makes sense, yeah I would've used fem presenting cause trans women, but I'm fairly sure trans men would get hate too since that kind of environment is toxic to anyone who isn't a cishet man 😅 . Thanks for taking the time to reply though, I was worried I'd misunderstood it or something 😁

    • @marshall3973
      @marshall3973 2 роки тому +15

      @@thejazzy6012 I might be misreading what you're saying, but most trans men are not fem presenting? That's like saying that because of their biology they can never pass/present as masculine. AFAB makes sense in this contex. If you're wanting to include cis women, trans women, and AFAB trans people I would probably just say "AFAB and fem presenting people" because that includes everyone. I say this because as an AFAB nonbinary person, it's really frustrating when people call me fem presenting. I'm not presenting fem, people just perceive me as fem regardless of my presentation because of my body. U feel?
      Edit- you know, I think I am probably misreading what you're saying haha. Leaving this here though because I think it's still good information 😀

    • @thejazzy6012
      @thejazzy6012 2 роки тому +1

      @@marshall3973 I worded that poorly cause I tried to shorten my comment. I'm going to go edit that now. I meant to say "I would've used fem presenting cause trans women but I'm fairly sure trans men would get hate too since that kind of environment is toxic to anyone who is a cishet man" Sorry for the confusion

  • @emmettjoyce3100
    @emmettjoyce3100 2 роки тому +31

    if you love modern vampires PLEASE watch what we do in the shadows (both the movie and the show) because that is the greatest modern vampire comedy and it needs more appreciation

  • @AnActualDuck
    @AnActualDuck 2 роки тому +15

    Here's my thoughts on a simple way for Sony to improve on their movies. Make the main character an actual villain instead of anti-heroes. Then let the villain, who we clearly identify as the villain, win in the end. Legitimately set up spidey's rogues gallery in a way that people invested in the mcu can get excited for.

  • @ilznidiotic
    @ilznidiotic 2 роки тому +48

    IDK how Sony can produce the greatest superhero property of all time ("Into the Spider-Verse"), but absolutely fail miserably on every other thing they attempt unsupervised.

  • @Katalina_K
    @Katalina_K 2 роки тому +41

    So a chunk of this movie is how to deal with being hangry....

  • @skrrskrr6464
    @skrrskrr6464 2 роки тому +12

    6:50 my friend is studying electrical engineering and his explanation for Michael becoming a Nobel prize winning medical researcher is the fact that he hated electrical engineering so much he switched to med sciences - and I honestly think it's canon

  • @docsmooth
    @docsmooth 2 роки тому +94

    I'm also not a big Jared Leto fan. I've never been able to get into the characters he portrays. Some actors can go the method route well but doesn't work for me with him. The recent story of him plopping his ass down in a wheelchair to be wheeled to the bathroom so he can stay in character was a little much for me. Stories like that make me not want to see the movie. To each their own of course.

    • @mintvelvet3351
      @mintvelvet3351 2 роки тому +17

      I’m really bothered by his blatant brown face in Wewrecked. And if you aren’t aware before you ask, he plays an Israeli man and he is clearly tanned to look like he is brown and he’s wearing brown contact lenses when he naturally has blue eyes.

    • @neutralman9124
      @neutralman9124 2 роки тому +21

      He just can't act. His Oscar win is one of the worst they've ever given.

    • @castlegarden2999
      @castlegarden2999 2 роки тому +31

      Didn't he also like, harass his Suicide Squad cast mates on set regularly?

    • @neutralman9124
      @neutralman9124 2 роки тому +5

      @@castlegarden2999 yeah

    • @Polyeurythane
      @Polyeurythane 2 роки тому

      @@castlegarden2999 personally I would press charges if a “coworker” sent me a “gift” of stuff like used condoms, anal beads, and other gross things. He can deny and defend all he wants about the suicide squad gifts, I will believe he did it.

  • @CaptainCataractss
    @CaptainCataractss 2 роки тому +60

    In the comics Morbious was more of an antihero than a bad guy. Spider-Man tries to cure him. The same thing that turned professor connors to the lizard is the same thing that changed morbious.

  • @ampersandcastle1091
    @ampersandcastle1091 2 роки тому +63

    I only want to watch this film because Matt Smith is in it. Couldn’t be bothered to see it tho and I’m glad. Modern vampirism is explored much better and entertainingly in the What We Do In The Shadows series

  • @Harold_That_Guy
    @Harold_That_Guy 2 роки тому +27

    Unrelated but related, Blade first appears in a Spider-Man comic book hunting Morbius

  • @RenaDeles
    @RenaDeles 2 роки тому +21

    So the thing with Milo is he didn't test out his skills, he just went out there and started killing people. He totally could have done the bat stuff too he just didn't know how, vs Morbious was full Dr. Jekyll and wrote down all his finding about being a vampire after testing himself.
    Like nah the movie was a mess, but that was pretty clear watching it

  • @RogueSnax
    @RogueSnax 2 роки тому +51

    I'd be willing to bet that the amount of times they say blood is an MPAA thing.

  • @Oonagh72
    @Oonagh72 2 роки тому +13

    In the Incredible Hulk TV series, from the 1970’s, David Banner would say “Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.” That what that hungry line is supposed to be referencing.

  • @annalang5687
    @annalang5687 2 роки тому +53

    I feel you on venom. I enjoyed myself way more than I ever thought I would watching that movie.

    • @hayleywest4942
      @hayleywest4942 2 роки тому +3

      And it’s not too long. It’s over quick so it doesn’t feel like a waste of time.

  • @cherryjello777
    @cherryjello777 2 роки тому +146

    I actually like Jared Leto in Requiem for a Dream, but like, any other role he seems...like he plays himself with a slight shift in personality. Also, you should look into his cult. 🥰 I think that's some information you can have fun with.
    Note: Good to know I should take up True Blood for about five seasons. I love(d?) Vampire Diaries and I'm really into vampires right now.

    • @sabinajoh
      @sabinajoh 2 роки тому +11

      Tvd is honestly a guilty pleasure. I know I shouldn’t love it or enjoy it but I really do and not in the ”so bad it’s good” way. I even liked s7 and could honestly see 3 more seasons

    • @showkitties3844
      @showkitties3844 2 роки тому +7

      I binged all the seasons of True Blood, right before the last season came out… last 2 seasons were a huge let down. I’d also love for her to look into Leto’s cult, I was shocked to see him in a new movie…I thought being a Prophet was keeping him busy enough these days 😌

    • @hope-cat4894
      @hope-cat4894 2 роки тому +14

      "What We Do in the Shadows" is a funny vampire show. And if you like to read, both TVD and True Blood are based on books. Can't speak of how close the shows follow them though. 🤷‍♀️

    • @augustlunaonline
      @augustlunaonline 2 роки тому +2

      True Blood is great, especially the first few seasons, then it starts to fall apart. I also second What We Do in The Shadows as a great vampire TV show

    • @Julie-vx9qx
      @Julie-vx9qx 2 роки тому +4

      @@hope-cat4894 Thirding what we do in the shadows TV show! It’s a great take on the modern day with ancient out of date vampires.
      The movie came first and is bloody fantastic as well. The TV show and movie are similar but with different actors. I’d watch the movie to get a sense of the NZ humor first and then dive into the show.

  • @grawrisher
    @grawrisher 2 роки тому +16

    Amanda: this movie is bad
    Oh good i dont need to see it
    Amanda: Matt smith
    Fuck now I need to see it

  • @dragonetafireball
    @dragonetafireball 2 роки тому +11

    My interpretation to why only Möbius could control bats was Morbius spent time exploring his powers and theoretically using the scientific method to understand his powers where Milo has just being attacking people so for the most part Milo is better at using offensive powers like using the echo location as a sound wave attack where morbius is better with complicated and creative powers like flying and bat control.

  • @HamRadioCrashCourse
    @HamRadioCrashCourse 2 роки тому +21

    It’s might be before your time, but the Spider-Man cartoon had Mordius in it as an anti-hero and he was interesting.

  • @Sleipnirseight
    @Sleipnirseight 2 роки тому +11

    Death threats for critiquing Marvel movies and Star Wars???! That may be the most unhinged internet behavior I've heard.... Ever. 👀👀

  • @augustlunaonline
    @augustlunaonline 2 роки тому +12

    I did the same with True Blood! Watched the first 5 seasons and then it started to fall apart, unfortunately. Tara and Lafayette deserved more attention to their story lines.

  • @jammyintears
    @jammyintears 2 роки тому +7

    Amanda: STOP ME if I get this wrong
    Me, watching through a phone screen:😶

  • @DarinRWagner
    @DarinRWagner 2 роки тому +6

    "You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry" is an homage to the Bill Bixby Hulk tv show.

  • @Char10tt3_
    @Char10tt3_ 2 роки тому +22

    The only interesting thing about this movie to me is that they filmed some of it in my city (Manchester, UK) and I got to see a bit of them filming from far away lol. It was not as exciting as the local news made it out to be though

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 2 роки тому +4

      Shoulda thrown a paper airplane on set

  • @LittleRed1999
    @LittleRed1999 2 роки тому +60

    Omg thanks for this!!!! Glad to know everyone feels the same with this movie. Thanks so much Cassie, for another amazing review 😍💅💅💃💃💃

  • @voidliving6922
    @voidliving6922 2 роки тому +18

    Like legitimately as soon as the movie was finished I said, “Okay.” Lmao

  • @emmaswan8059
    @emmaswan8059 2 роки тому +3

    hey amanda, thank you for captioning this video!!! as a hard of hearing person, it’s so tough to find creators using them. much love 💗

    • @hunneyz723
      @hunneyz723 2 роки тому +1

      Agreed! Much much appreciated 🙏

  • @helendrew3640
    @helendrew3640 2 роки тому +10

    Agree on all points, the characters and motivations were so flat however Matt Smith was the high point.

  • @winterburden
    @winterburden 2 роки тому +18

    Thank you for reviewing it so we don't have to! 🙆‍♀️

  • @bigboss4178
    @bigboss4178 2 роки тому +34

    Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made

  • @LincTheLog
    @LincTheLog 2 роки тому +4

    Great video Cassie! If we take anything good out of this film, it’s Matt Smith’s performance as the villain!

  • @batkatbrown4925
    @batkatbrown4925 2 роки тому +3

    OMG thank you for mentioning the litterbox...which was totally clean and I thought they were trying to imply Martin took the time to clean out the litterbox before going on the run

  • @alexbassett6967
    @alexbassett6967 2 роки тому +10

    As a kid i remember seeing morbius through old issues of amazing Spider-Man, he was always kinda just a neat sad side character, and it bums me out to see him just crapped on by this stuff. Oh well, at least it isn't a character that matters lmao

  • @sendmorerum8241
    @sendmorerum8241 2 роки тому +11

    With every shitty vampire film, I miss Hellsing's Alucard more and more... he's top Hollywood action flick material

  • @gattsuuu9147
    @gattsuuu9147 2 роки тому +4

    I think the worst thing I’ve learned about this movie is that Jared Leto, infamous method actor, felt so similar to Morbius that he didn’t think he had to method act for the role. Like alright dude I need you to know you’re not a vampire doctor with a blood disease I need you to tell me you understand that

  • @ChrisHarperBooks
    @ChrisHarperBooks 2 роки тому +11

    Forgot they were making this movie. Looking forward to forgetting they made it.

  • @ChoKwo
    @ChoKwo 2 роки тому +6

    The Box Office tanked the 2nd weekend (record low drop) so the initial showing is pretty much most of the money it'll make

  • @erikdaniels0n
    @erikdaniels0n 2 роки тому +5

    I love how not even Sony had faith in this movie and straight up spoiled the post credits scenes, aka the only reason people really had left to see the movie, like a week before it came out

  • @HedonLionist
    @HedonLionist 2 роки тому +7

    Thanks for pointing out the villain problem at the end.
    How are you going to make these characters villains when they have to be the hero of their own films? Like a complex character can be good but the sinister six is supposed to be evil

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 2 роки тому +2

      Despite the flaws at DC they did understand that and let Todd Phillips make "Joker" without no interference and made it rated R and its the first rated R film to break 1 billion and is the highest box office rated R film
      And Kevin Feige just came out and said there will be rated R marvel films and tv shows
      So Sony has no excuse to make morbius rated PG -13 and keep him a full hero

  • @leodouskyron5671
    @leodouskyron5671 2 роки тому +7

    Morbius as a character has never been that great/beloved a character. And Leto is not a star that people will run out to see. And add to that the “brilliant” leadership of Madame Sony and this was doomed to flop!

  • @trinityinfinity5356
    @trinityinfinity5356 2 роки тому +6

    Holy crap I am so glad you mentioned the fact that it’s never really explained that Milo’s real name is Lucien no one mention that and I don’t know why that makes me so angry
    Also did I miss something or did they never explain what milo/Lucien does for a living why is super rich all of a sudden

  • @Julie-vx9qx
    @Julie-vx9qx 2 роки тому

    FYI the captions stopped working at 26:18 in the video. I figured this was missed!
    I always appreciate that your videos are released with captions! Keep up the awesome work!

  • @commandermercury6654
    @commandermercury6654 2 роки тому +4

    The sad thing is this legitimately could’ve been a good vampire horror movie. If only the studio and script had let live up to its potential. I still thoroughly enjoyed it for the sort of nonsensical vampire movie that it was, but it could’ve been so much better.

  • @wh0aheavy
    @wh0aheavy 2 роки тому +5

    Yo, you woke my cat up when you went "here, kitty kitty" 😂

  • @jelloh7
    @jelloh7 2 роки тому +6

    You should watch "everything, everywhere, all at once" - it's what those morbius IMAX screens should have been playing instead :)

  • @holybird0079
    @holybird0079 2 роки тому +5

    Another worthy contribution to the Dual-Amanda Cinematic Universe (or DACU)

  • @ColovianFurHelm
    @ColovianFurHelm 2 роки тому +6

    Also he loses the 3 closest people in his life within the span of like 10min and has zero reaction

  • @Lukkilikka
    @Lukkilikka 2 роки тому +3

    Morpheus in the comics is fun because he is a science vampire in a setting that has supernatural vampires. They were planning to bring him in as a villain in the Blade movies I think that would have worked super well.

  • @agutierrez4328
    @agutierrez4328 2 роки тому +1

    My Babysitter's a Vampire is a solid piece of media, glad to see you shout it out

  • @dylanjenkins9497
    @dylanjenkins9497 2 роки тому +4

    As a kid, I was a ride or die Marvel Comics fanatic and even I had never heard of Morbius until the movie was first announced. Seemed like an odd choice to devote a movie to but, hey, it worked beautifully for Guardians of the Galaxy, so I was cautiously optimistic. Now that the reviews have come in and the general consensus seems to be that Morbius is at best aggressively mediocre, I don't think I'll bother.

  • @caseyw.6550
    @caseyw.6550 2 роки тому +1

    "Why are you edging yourself like that?" 😆😆😆

  • @Love4Nelly
    @Love4Nelly 2 роки тому +39

    i think one of the issues with Marvel/Sony is that they try to make the movies for every age group regardless of the content and so you just get watered down stories with no real substance

  • @azraelsblade
    @azraelsblade 2 роки тому +1

    My favorite version of Morbius is from the 90s Spider-Man cartoon where he’s a classmate of Peter’s at University, steals some of Peter’s blood thinking it’s a project and uses that, some bats, and the neo-genic recombinator to become a vampire with “plasma” suckers on his hands.

  • @ThisMagicHouse
    @ThisMagicHouse 2 роки тому +4

    Wait, how is Jared Leto a child 25 years ago? We all know what he was doing 25 years ago. He was 25, playing 17, in the only role I have ever like him in, Jordan Catalano of 'My So Called Life.'

  • @burrower9582
    @burrower9582 2 роки тому +2

    I pissed my pants when morbius said "it's morbin time!" and then morbed over the bad guys

  • @wlk3607
    @wlk3607 2 роки тому +7

    I love cheesy “bad” vampire movies and even I knew this would be bad in all ways and not bad enough to be entertaining…. such a bummer

  • @ChunkyLover53
    @ChunkyLover53 2 роки тому +5

    I'm a lot older, so I grew up with some really not great movies. I didn't think this movie was terrible, it was okay in my opinion, but those after credit scenes were hot garbage and didn't make any sense. I agree with almost everything you said though. If they had gone R rated and embraced the horror this could have been really good. I kind of hope they put out a R rated director's cut, maybe that could bump this up a little more.

  • @aytuex
    @aytuex 2 роки тому +3

    Spiderman’s #1 villain is new york rent prices

  • @caseylippiatt648
    @caseylippiatt648 2 роки тому +1

    Funny story about Morbius, I was only familiar with the character at first because of the Spiderman the Animated Series cartoon, but because of weird "kid show" rules he couldn't be an actual vampire, so instead he had weird sucky-holes in his hands that would drain people of energy or some such nonsense. I thought that was just how the character was for years

  • @QsPhilosophy
    @QsPhilosophy 2 роки тому +3

    There's a very weird indie movie called Mr Nobody, and it's the only movie I like Jared Leto in because the character is sad and confused most of the time, so it works. Plus, other actors play his younger and older self.