Simmen here :) Thx for casting the game. The guy was so salty that he private messaged me after, complaining how he lost because of the map.. not the fact that he was supply blocked half the game! He DID que again right after the game, and by chance met a guy i know. Started BMing him right out the gate. Of course, lost that game as well!
Mashed his mouth into his own butt really. On top of that, Micro confirmed "micro" with a permanent L forehead tattoo when he retorted _get over it_ near the end of that red flag road. That projection was salt so dense you could build skyscrapers on top.
@@PiGstarcraft I'm getting kinda salty from you trashtalking about the grid. Gris is love, grid is life! (for players that like all 3 races, but only play casually)
@@Floxxoror that's competition for you... no matter what activity, competition breeds riffraff. There were once higher demands on social order, but with the proliferation of computer access to the riffraff, the sheer numbers resulting from their self-indulgent overbreeding made those who understand the importance of dignity, honour, and decency, an infinitessimal minority.
Does it even count as cheese if the opponent goes for 4 gas, 2 base, 4 pylon before a single gateway? Anything is early game if you just don't build a gateway xD
I think what's most amazing, is the fact that vsper is playing at such a low level but clearly watches your videos enough to even submit them to you. I'm awful at the game avg. apm about 60-70 but got diamond just from play protoss (easiest race) and having game knowledge from videos like this on UA-cam.
What do you mean "who uses grid"? grid is amazing, that's the only reason I've been vaguely able to play the game when I was actively playing it. Remembering tons of random hotkeys is super hard while grid is very consistent and if you forget you can always check easily by looking at the placement of whatever you're trying to do. I don't know if it's optimal for high level players but I'm pretty sure it's an amazing option to learn the game better and it make it more accessible than other RTS I've played like age of empire that didn't have that option. The fact that it consistent across all buildings and races is just the best.
Came looking for this comment, I always used Grid too , I expect different peoples brains work differently, mine found memorising which square a structure inhabited easier than remember all the letters across 3 races too.
14:55 sgt snuffy's mind set is 1) i will never get supply blocked 2) im at a low lvl no one is gonna attack me 3) My pylons r gonna make it so its gonna be so easy to place buildings later cuz they r nicely spread out.
> Throw away scouting probe > Can't wall > Pay the price of your mistakes by dying to common early game cheese > Names itself after a legend regardless Talk about massive daddy issues.
I use grid, is't great, because you don't have to think with it. Just glance at the production tab, and hit a key. And you start remembering them with time. Yes, low effort all the way :D
🎶🎵🎶 I watch the Salt Mines, because there′s no place I can go Salt Mines! It's the only mines I knowohow. Salt Mines, and there′s a thousand parts to flame Salt Mines, until you rage your life away! 🎶🎵🎶
Your videos are great Pig; you're always entertaining. Thanks for producing some fun/engaging content! Always enjoy sitting down to a meal and watching your vids. :]
The "inho" suffix usually does indeed mean little, but not in this case. Marinho is actually just straight up marine - not the military type, mind you, just anything pertaining/related to the sea (eg: sea lion = leão marinho).
I remember going from broodwar to sc2 and being so lost on why shit wasnt building when I'd use the hotkeys lol it took a lot of games to learn hotkeys for sc2
Yeah, my mind went there too, the 3 race thing plus the alt name. But I don't think Winter could play that badly if he tried, and he's been casting LGBT players for years, I can't imagine him whipping out homophobic slurs. Raw coincidence or someone trying to make him look bad?
Simmen here :)
Thx for casting the game. The guy was so salty that he private messaged me after, complaining how he lost because of the map.. not the fact that he was supply blocked half the game!
He DID que again right after the game, and by chance met a guy i know. Started BMing him right out the gate.
Of course, lost that game as well!
typical protoss salt lmao
Hi Simmen! Hows stuff in Oslo? :D
lmaooo
question: if they start getting nasty and belligerent, can you report them and B net DOES something?
@@AC3handle why would you? Delicious tears.
MicroJackson getting force fed the L by someone floating 1k minerals, you love to see it.
Mashed his mouth into his own butt really. On top of that, Micro confirmed "micro" with a permanent L forehead tattoo when he retorted _get over it_ near the end of that red flag road. That projection was salt so dense you could build skyscrapers on top.
or the D hehehehehe
His LagTV loss to Ravens from years back is legendary
"Q IS BUTTEN FOR PROBLER" is just a thing of beauty
I think that's the first time we've had the salty player try and coach the macro of the winner lol
@@PiGstarcraft I'm getting kinda salty from you trashtalking about the grid. Gris is love, grid is life! (for players that like all 3 races, but only play casually)
@@Floxxoror that's competition for you... no matter what activity, competition breeds riffraff. There were once higher demands on social order, but with the proliferation of computer access to the riffraff, the sheer numbers resulting from their self-indulgent overbreeding made those who understand the importance of dignity, honour, and decency, an infinitessimal minority.
I was in tears laughing at that part! 🤣🤣
@@InservioLetum smooth brain
Always catches you off guard when the salt starts a minute in
Salt off of worker scout is the most efficient build order in this case.
@@justfitz08 hahahahaha omg. underrated comment. Well done.
All this needs is a baked pretzel for all this cheese and salt
Damn, man. Now I want a nice, big, and chewy pretzel to munch on.
Please all cheese MicroJackson and send the replays in that was brilliant.
PiG, not only coaching us in starcraft, but also coaching us on how to insult other people :D
We're all becoming better shit talkers from this show :D
the dolly lama thing is a refrence to george collins stand up comedy
"It's your fault because of the map" :D So good!
"Q is butten for probler" is a Yahoo Answers-quality advice.
Imagine being supply blocked for 1:30 in a 3 minute game and then complaining about imbalance.
ErazorZ and MicroJackson are like that every game no matter what happens in the game :) Played them multiple times.
holy shit MicroJackson seriously needs some help lmao
I love it when cheese brings out the salty sauce, just cuz the salt almost always helps the cheese come through victorious.
Does it even count as cheese if the opponent goes for 4 gas, 2 base, 4 pylon before a single gateway? Anything is early game if you just don't build a gateway xD
Cheese is any strategy that beats a person who gets angry about it.
+1
cheese is stuff like cannon rush, no?
@@ZerglingLoverit's a joke bro
@@seaassasin1855 yeah, i don’t know what i was thinking when i commented that. its blatantly a joke, im apparently just really dumb lol
Pls always cheese micro jackson if you play him on ladder we need more
Would have been god-tier trolling if the first game zerg typed " your life for Aiur" lol
See now THAT is funny. This comment outranks the entire video.
I think what's most amazing, is the fact that vsper is playing at such a low level but clearly watches your videos enough to even submit them to you. I'm awful at the game avg. apm about 60-70 but got diamond just from play protoss (easiest race) and having game knowledge from videos like this on UA-cam.
This show is the best thing to happen to SC2 in a long time. Please keep it going. Much love.
After a couple of videos he made reinstall sc2 after 6 years of inactivity lol
These are so great. I think it's funnier when you read their typos in a completely genuine way XD THEN translate after. Please keep these coming XDXD
What do you mean "who uses grid"? grid is amazing, that's the only reason I've been vaguely able to play the game when I was actively playing it. Remembering tons of random hotkeys is super hard while grid is very consistent and if you forget you can always check easily by looking at the placement of whatever you're trying to do.
I don't know if it's optimal for high level players but I'm pretty sure it's an amazing option to learn the game better and it make it more accessible than other RTS I've played like age of empire that didn't have that option. The fact that it consistent across all buildings and races is just the best.
just joking grids great - use it in plenty of other games myself :)
@@PiGstarcraft Cool, I was super confused by why you were saying it's bad lol
Came looking for this comment, I always used Grid too , I expect different peoples brains work differently, mine found memorising which square a structure inhabited easier than remember all the letters across 3 races too.
24:37 "This void ray is going to hit like a brick shit house" I love Auzzy poetry.
This gives me confidence to go play some ladder now I have played like 200 bot games trying to improve my opening and timing attack
That fact you can be handed a win from masters player just by spit-roasting their scout at 57 seconds.. scares me.
The second game was ridiculous with the guy immediately bringing out the gamer words lmao
it's hard to imagine what some of these people are like in real life
It makes me happy that people who are bad at StarCraft are still playing StarCraft. Perhaps I’ll pick it up again!
one of us one of us one of us
Haha I actually have been thinking that exact same thing while watching the Salt Mines.
Pig I need MOAR salt mines, I keep rewatching these lmao
What did the dolly lama do to him 😂😂😂
Dalai Lama? Is Dolly Lama some sc2 player?
most surprising finish on that salt ever, absolutely beautiful
@@PiGstarcraft i almost choked when i read it 😂😂😂
@@VIIx22 im guessing the guys just an idiot and fired shots all over the place. Didnt even know how to spell right
AngryMarinho tried to eco-cheese and just ignore the actual game.... and rages about cheese.
I really want to see two back to back submissions from two different people showcasing the same player. Would be so funny
This playlist got me back to watching sc2 games
PiG got me back into SC2 after not caring about for like 5-6 years
The moustache protoss on Erazor's portrait is actually Vorazun, which makes it even more weird
the saltiest terran of all is Putin
Typical russian misinformation. That portrait is called "Professor Zeratul" and was introduced long before Vorazun became part of the game.
14:55 sgt snuffy's mind set is 1) i will never get supply blocked 2) im at a low lvl no one is gonna attack me 3) My pylons r gonna make it so its gonna be so easy to place buildings later cuz they r nicely spread out.
OMG i am dying at the voiceover of the endless typos 😂
> Throw away scouting probe
> Can't wall
> Pay the price of your mistakes by dying to common early game cheese
> Names itself after a legend regardless
Talk about massive daddy issues.
Some of these player make the Dead Sea look like a fresh water lake.
Idk man AngryMarino almost had that one he just needed a fourth command center and he was good imo. Close game gg
I use grid, is't great, because you don't have to think with it. Just glance at the production tab, and hit a key. And you start remembering them with time. Yes, low effort all the way :D
eyoo yeah i use it for other games alot - I'd guess 90% of players use it
Ok, time to defend grid, i am very visual and having the top left unit being the top left key makes more sense to me than probe on E
🎶🎵🎶
I watch the Salt Mines, because there′s no place I can go
Salt Mines! It's the only mines I knowohow.
Salt Mines, and there′s a thousand parts to flame
Salt Mines, until you rage your life away!
🎶🎵🎶
"What are you a LoL player" I feel personally attacked rn...
Cheese is delicious, that's why rage made with cheese is so good
I love this series so much.
honey stop feeding the kids new salt mines just dropped
Your videos are great Pig; you're always entertaining. Thanks for producing some fun/engaging content! Always enjoy sitting down to a meal and watching your vids. :]
Marinho is like little marine in portuguese. just thought i'd share
oooh thnx
The "inho" suffix usually does indeed mean little, but not in this case. Marinho is actually just straight up marine - not the military type, mind you, just anything pertaining/related to the sea (eg: sea lion = leão marinho).
I remember going from broodwar to sc2 and being so lost on why shit wasnt building when I'd use the hotkeys lol it took a lot of games to learn hotkeys for sc2
haha some of the top korean players who came from broodwar actually rebound their keys to the old ones
8:09 wtf the hatch is on fire LOL
Saltcraft will make a man out of anyone who stays.
Lol i've played MicroJackson, rage every game
Oh boy, The Dolly Llama looks pretty tasty.
Not much of a foodie myself, i just wonder about the visual... is the llama ON a dolly? pushing a dolly? fighting a dolly? xD
The Dolly Llama!! 🤣🤣
I like your educational moment
I too struggle against early ling flood builds but jesus christ I have never seen a worse attempt at a defense ever.
grid is love, grid is life
the dolly lama lmao
mmmm mmmmmm Permaphrost must have mixed some of Florencio's sewer water in his wine and it seems to have paired so perfectly with this zerg cheese 🤣
These have all been great
Snuffy's builder order broke my brain
Ah yes my daily dose of serotonin is complete
Probably a different guy named MicroJackson than the one Pig plays, the GM MicroJackson on NA is in clan
Very very hilarious :D :D :D Thanks for the video !
snuffy forgot to say no rush 15 minutes
There's a high chance that Simmen went with that aggressive ling because they got cannoned rushed a few games in a row. lol
Winter has a micro Jackson profile but this is clearly not him..
Yeah, my mind went there too, the 3 race thing plus the alt name. But I don't think Winter could play that badly if he tried, and he's been casting LGBT players for years, I can't imagine him whipping out homophobic slurs. Raw coincidence or someone trying to make him look bad?
Dolly Lama xD
I can't get enough of the salt mines 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Didn't Winter use a name like microjackson?
Every video is better than the previous one. Carefull though, stroke is near with so much salt 😄
We've learned that q is butten for probler
I'm enlightened
Isn't Winter's alt. account MicroJackson? Or is this a different person?
Ye, I'm pretty sure Winter used an account with that name, or maybe it was MacroJackson
SaltCraft I like.
BTW MicroJackson is the same name as Winter's account used to make guides?
"worm", trolololol.
Wasn't microjackson on the cheese fails series a bunch?
3:40 lol this is me when i play against BC
"c*m guzzling thunder c*$t"?! WOW...Is that the creative word use you mentioned in the previous game?! x'D
I've heard that before I think it's from a movie
"What did you do this game?!?!?!"
Funny enough i had not to do much...
Imagine double pylon into doube nexus with 4 gas before GATEWAY XDD
q is indeed the button for probler
I love me some quality salt for my pierogi
I know MicroJackson is going to be the salty one, but damn do I like his name!
Dude who cant even spell Dalai Lama made me laugh sooo hard.
You can always guess who's going to rage based on who has the most cosmetics.
DOLLY LAMA LOL
Microjackson, was not ByuN.
Doesn’t Winter play MicroJackson?
Great vids my friend
ty
mo money mo problers
Isn't WinterStarcraft's alt account named MicroJackson? I think it is, but I can't imagine him acting this way in a game...
Yeah can we get some confirmation on this?
What is really outrageous is that Blizzard does NOTHING against those trash talkers. It really breaks the enjoyment of playing the game.
Isn’t micro Jackson, winter?
It is the name of one of his alts yes, but that was def not Winter.
pretty sure ive faced microjackson on the ladder before
19:30 - really ripped a Blade Trinity quote? Lmao
Use your anger… It gives you focus…
That's not actually byun is it?
Is the Dolly lama the Dalai lama and Dolly parton doing the dragon ball fusion thing?
I use grid. Cus its easy to learn.
didnt winter have an account called micro jackson or something?
might be a different server