But Dr Google is cheaper and available anytime… 😂And doesn’t diagnose you according to your level of Medical insurance cover! That’s if you are employed and have any!
Cause for some reason we are adults, but at the same time we still afraid of ghosts knowing they aren’t real or at least can’t hurt us. 🤣😰 Lies I tell you! LIES!! Idk why we thought as kids that adults aren’t afraid of things like this. I’m 31, just had my first child and I’m still occasionally afraid of the dark or that something under the bed is gonna grab my ankle when I go to get in bed. Why does this line of thinking never go away for good?! 😭
@@thecassandraeffectvsperilo6754 Yeah, it’s ridiculous. I’m gonna be honest with my kid, it doesn’t help to be like “when you’re big you won’t be scared of anything.” Definitely not, the world is scary, you just get more scared of realistic things on top of the unrealistic ones. lol
Missed the uncontrollable crying thinking about how sad people will be at the funeral then getting pissed at the imaginary guest list and who “better not show their face at my funeral” rage lol
Even when you’re 100% sure it’s just a headache, there's always that voice in your head going “But maybe it *is* rabies.” And I have to say, it makes a good point
Absolutely love the “how many fingers am I holding up?” with the rapid, random hand movements. Funniest thing I’ve seen this week! Hayley you are brilliant! Again.
Jepp. And a living will/power of attorney, especially if not (happily) married. You don't want people to have to guess what you want done, if you're in a coma or whatever. Or to wake up to your affairs in complete disarray, because no one could access your money and pay bills and stuff. Make sure someone has access to your email and phone and social media accounts in case of your permanent demise. So people you know can be contacted and informed and your online life be wrapped up. And organ donation. Make up your mind and make that information easy to find. No relative or spouse wants to have to make that decision for you, trust me.
Can relate. Had a two day migraine last week and the top story on my local news was about how a guy my age has just been diagnosed with terminal brain cancer after repeated headaches
Last week I noticed I had worse BO than usual after some light exercise in the sun. The internet tried to convince me that the stank was caused by thyroid disease, kidney failure, and diabetes, before mentioning that anxiety sweat is often smellier than regular sweat and I remembered I took a six hour college final in a testing room with an inconsistent AC the day before and hadn’t showered since. A good scrub took the pungent sour cream and onion smell right off me and it didn’t come back, but the first three suggestions doctor google gave me were life threatening illnesses when the problem was being very stressed and moderately unwashed.
My Daddy got my Adult Nursing textbook years ago and did this same thing! I finally had to take it and my drug reference guide away bc he thought he had all these different diseases. He passed in 2018 from cancer but not from any of the crazy illnesses he had a list of.
“have we been severely bleeding?” “no!”
“… I’ll put moderate” lmao.
This was hilarious
I fully expected 'period' to look around the corner of the door at that moment 😅
@@raraavis7782 OMGG that would've been perfect
@@firefly.8381
Summoned like a demon from the underworld 😆
And this, everybody, is the reason your doctor tells you not to google your symptoms! Very relatable 😂
Don't translate...
भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु………….
But then again the doctor him/herself looks up the said symptoms in fukkin google, when you are right there.
@@ThaliaCrowYes they consult their medical colleague Dr Google. So true yet so sad.
Great music track!
But Dr Google is cheaper and available anytime… 😂And doesn’t diagnose you according to your level of Medical insurance cover! That’s if you are employed and have any!
Haven't been bleeding at all
Uterus: 😍
Getting her hopes up 😊
That's ME reminding me that I've gone through menopause and that's not even something worth checking! 😜
"You had me up all night convinced there was a ghost in the house" 😂 *WHY is that so funny??*
Cause for some reason we are adults, but at the same time we still afraid of ghosts knowing they aren’t real or at least can’t hurt us. 🤣😰 Lies I tell you! LIES!!
Idk why we thought as kids that adults aren’t afraid of things like this. I’m 31, just had my first child and I’m still occasionally afraid of the dark or that something under the bed is gonna grab my ankle when I go to get in bed. Why does this line of thinking never go away for good?! 😭
@@eileen58 😂 Nope, NOBODY tells kids their parents get COMPLETELY freaked out too, whether logical OR illogically 😂
@@thecassandraeffectvsperilo6754 Yeah, it’s ridiculous. I’m gonna be honest with my kid, it doesn’t help to be like “when you’re big you won’t be scared of anything.” Definitely not, the world is scary, you just get more scared of realistic things on top of the unrealistic ones. lol
I thought she said that Brain convinced her that she was a ghost! Idkw. 🤣
Missed the uncontrollable crying thinking about how sad people will be at the funeral then getting pissed at the imaginary guest list and who “better not show their face at my funeral” rage lol
I always just end up sad thinking about how little people would be there
Even when you’re 100% sure it’s just a headache, there's always that voice in your head going “But maybe it *is* rabies.” And I have to say, it makes a good point
My brain always thinks I'm having an aneurysm 😂
And that is why rabies shots should be free snd accessible for anyone who wants them
Absolutely love the “how many fingers am I holding up?” with the rapid, random hand movements. Funniest thing I’ve seen this week!
Hayley you are brilliant! Again.
Absolutely no need to call my brain out like that! 😂
I can’t 😭 this is literally how my anxiety ridden brain functions on a daily basis. symptoms are the enemy, and all equal death.
Same here. Hang in there buddy. 🫠
Same
@@Jessica-hq4ig you too 😫
You know its serious when you randomly hear Dust In The Wind
Granted, everyone should have a will and life insurance, not just when you think you're about to die.
Ok Miss Smartypants!😂
@@kutatm don’t laugh it off…she’s right. You never know what’s going to happen. A will makes your wishes clear and stops any family arguments.
@@christinerhodes9010 I agree
ABSOLUTELY
Jepp. And a living will/power of attorney, especially if not (happily) married. You don't want people to have to guess what you want done, if you're in a coma or whatever. Or to wake up to your affairs in complete disarray, because no one could access your money and pay bills and stuff. Make sure someone has access to your email and phone and social media accounts in case of your permanent demise. So people you know can be contacted and informed and your online life be wrapped up.
And organ donation. Make up your mind and make that information easy to find. No relative or spouse wants to have to make that decision for you, trust me.
My brain, planning what music to play at our funeral once the migraine has bumped us off.😂😂😂
At least your brain picked a good song to catastrophize to lol
Think we have all been there !! 😂 I remember when I had 15 incurable diseases. I survived to tell the tale tho .
This girls talent is unmatched 🙌🏾
Brain: "I will be the judge of that" 😅 that's sarcastic for some and facts for others... like me.
Mantra: don't get stuck in your head! 💖
That leftover "Vag1na Hotel" tape on the back of the laptop screen! 🤣
Missed it. Now I have to watch again. Oh darn! 😅
Don't forget when brain pulls up the old folders from 80's and 90's to compare the symptoms!
Then the one time you remain calm and do nothing it turns out to be serious. You can't win.
OMFG as someone who’s suffered with anxiety for decades I can soooo relate to this.
Your work is so brilliantly funny!
Haley never dissapoints, she always cracks me up 🤣🤣❤
THE FACT...it appered in front of me, when i am ACTUALLY having headache so~~👾
The Kansas song caught me off guard 😂
With the loop, it seems like the brain's overreaction resulted in the headache
Dust in the Wind...perfect.
"We dont have rabies."
"I'll be the judge of that."
LOL so true
This is exactly what happens when you ask Google about your symptoms😅
All that was left to add was the "okay, get in" SpongeBob meme recreation lmao 😭 why is brain so chaotic!
_”LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT”_ I’m dying😂
Hope you include us in your will😂
Overthinking at its peak. HA HA HA. soo relatable.
She's being too relatable 🤣
Leave a Will or leave a mess!
Seriously though, this whole thing was truth!
😂😂😂😂 the music just put the chef's kiss on this gem!
Can relate. Had a two day migraine last week and the top story on my local news was about how a guy my age has just been diagnosed with terminal brain cancer after repeated headaches
Not the "Last Will Testament" book Brain pulled out though🤣😭😭.
Google is my doctor 😂
My brain is upset that your brain called it out like that 🙃
It’s even worse when you have PTSD and the paranoia kicks in. It’s like brain leave me alone 😂
It's like a google diagnosis 💀
The "EXAMPLE" watermark is wild!😂❤😂😂
Last week I noticed I had worse BO than usual after some light exercise in the sun. The internet tried to convince me that the stank was caused by thyroid disease, kidney failure, and diabetes, before mentioning that anxiety sweat is often smellier than regular sweat and I remembered I took a six hour college final in a testing room with an inconsistent AC the day before and hadn’t showered since.
A good scrub took the pungent sour cream and onion smell right off me and it didn’t come back, but the first three suggestions doctor google gave me were life threatening illnesses when the problem was being very stressed and moderately unwashed.
The exhale at the start matched with the end so much😂
be there at your funeral, hayley.
I have done this so much.😂😂😂
No but for real...that brain! ...also your hair looks great! 🤩
I can't even tell how accurate this is-😭
She should probably have "a raging fear" of Brain instead. 😂
These videos are so funny! They always make my day
Glad to have you back
Your hair is darling!
Your brain, on the other hand...
Kansas is my favorite! I'm old.
“We don’t have rabies!“
“I think I’ll be the judge of that”
😂
This is the most relatable thing. Especially lately this has been me.
Dust in the wind. 😂
I feel attacked 😂
Wildly off-topic, but that black shirt is gorgeous! Love the neckline
Brain has only two scenarios: either this one or full denial mode.
Hilarious as always! 🤣
Ohmygod the song! :O Haven't heard that in so long! Makes me feel nostalgic
So nice of you to advertise the book "Brain Energy" by Dr. Chris Palmer. 😂
Brain be WebMD 😅
Omfg the rabies thing is so true 😭
Lol, brilliant as always!!
Those post office wills are cracking me up.
LMAO, this was me last week! Webmd has destroyed my knowledge of ailments! 😂
HAHAHAHA😂😂😂!!!!
Typical "brain" activity!!!!
I always worry when I have severe migraines that I'm actually having an aneurism
My Daddy got my Adult Nursing textbook years ago and did this same thing! I finally had to take it and my drug reference guide away bc he thought he had all these different diseases. He passed in 2018 from cancer but not from any of the crazy illnesses he had a list of.
When your brain does google's job-
The 14 incurable diseases is so accurate. 😂😂😂
This is like my bestie🤣 Hilarious!
“Well yeah, we have 14 different incurable diseases!” 😂
Dammit brain, why are you like this??
your hair looks so good girl! ❤️
Thanks for introducing me to that song. I like it
Yes! Hubby had to teach me to go to the most likely cause rather than the scariest.
"Do you have an unquenchable thirst, but a raging fear of water?"
"It's not rabies!"
Very funny, but also your hair looks Amazing! 🎉
LOL! That's not your brain, that's me mum!
The rapid hand movements got me
Quality song choice!!😍👏🏻👍🏻
the way they were in two different filters 😂 genius!!
Watching it loop back to the beginning makes it seem like the headache is BECAUSE of brain (which is probably true)
Like my brain… it jumps the track! Lol
You've turned into Mr Burns from the Simpsons!😂
Thumbs up for Kansas.
Didn't expect to hear some Kansas
This is me, except ADHD
Your whole vibe kills me 😂
May I be so bold as to inquire what you did before you went online? You hit the humour every time😊
This is too relatable 😆🩷
This has such a perfect loop!
My brain thinking I have cancer every time I have any symptoms ever 😂
I told my brother to write my Will and Testament when I had the flu... relatable!! 😂😂😅😅
That certainly won't help with the headache. 😬
this is such a perfect loop and i love it
Migraine all day and a lot of brain fog. Was really looking out for stroke signs today ngl 😅
When your intrusive thoughts take over...😅😭
The song tho 🎵🎶😂😂😂😂😂
Never related to one of your videos so much 😂