What Did Bungie Just Do To Telesto?! (It Has A Problem!)

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  • What Did Bungie Just Do To Telesto?! (It Has A Problem!)
    Telesto is not only an Exotic, but also a word that will strike fear into the heart of any Bungie employee or Destiny developer. Telesto has been everything from the best gun in the game the worst gun in game and right now.. it's kinda both. Enjoy!
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  • @yaboymello4913
    @yaboymello4913 Місяць тому +259

    When does this gun ever not have a problem💀

    • @Brrrstrument
      @Brrrstrument Місяць тому +6

      it didn't for a year or so

    • @mosesgunn3462
      @mosesgunn3462 Місяць тому +36

      Telesto should have a "days without incident" counter next to the safety one in the tower

    • @aztex7377
      @aztex7377 Місяць тому +3

      @@mosesgunn3462Someone made one i think its called telesto report

    • @angelousmortis8041
      @angelousmortis8041 Місяць тому +2

      There have actually been surprisingly long stretches of time where Telesto just... Didn't do anything weird.

    • @Bishop_XE
      @Bishop_XE Місяць тому

      Not again

  • @rogerhuston8287
    @rogerhuston8287 Місяць тому +119

    Telesto perfectly embodies Bungie RNG.

  • @shadowstrider13
    @shadowstrider13 Місяць тому +82

    Jake: It’s a bizarre gun.
    Me: Why are you surprised by that?

  • @Wytchlettv
    @Wytchlettv Місяць тому +74

    telesto feels like it has reverse damage falloff like cerberus

    • @leophantom8634
      @leophantom8634 Місяць тому +5

      Teleato's bolts stick to targets and then explode, sorta like explosive payload which doesn't have damage fall off.

    • @Wytchlettv
      @Wytchlettv Місяць тому +13

      @@leophantom8634 i am aware of how the gun works yes

    • @Trippple_A_Batteries
      @Trippple_A_Batteries Місяць тому

      Cerberous gets falloff. It's a wierd shape, less close, best at mid to longish range then falloff

    • @_stonhinge
      @_stonhinge Місяць тому

      I was thinking Full Court, but only on the projectile explosions - not on the impact damage.

  • @machailavie9562
    @machailavie9562 Місяць тому +46

    The longer the telsto shot takes to detonate, the more damage. That's way when you shoot it far, you do more than when you're close

    • @Overlord921
      @Overlord921 Місяць тому +3

      Thank you for the info! I had no idea

    • @redawn4758
      @redawn4758 Місяць тому

      I was thinking that if they’re too close together (on a guardian per say) then when one of the telesto bolts explodes it breaks some of them that are on the guardian, hense less damage, and why at range the bolts each hit guardians, but I could be wrong

    • @cuhV1nce
      @cuhV1nce Місяць тому +2

      Hi telesto main here it is just pure random chance with bolt damage and such

  • @CC-bz3uo
    @CC-bz3uo Місяць тому +33

    "There's no way that guy just got sucked to death"
    -Gernader Jake 2024
    10:47

  • @Supercrazy1997
    @Supercrazy1997 Місяць тому +19

    Everybody that plays destiny 2 knows this gun always stays broken no matter how many nerfs Bungie does on it 😂

    • @juanjodpr
      @juanjodpr Місяць тому

      Ohohohoho, those times when you could run Blind Well in less than a minute with it or send people to orbit due to the FPS going down to 0 😂😂

  • @devinkelly7459
    @devinkelly7459 Місяць тому +13

    Telesto bolts sometimes bug out and blow themselves up causing less damage if they are all stuck to the opponent. Aim at their feet.

    • @redawn4758
      @redawn4758 Місяць тому +4

      That’s what I was thinking that if they’re too close together (on a guardian per say) then when one of the telesto bolts explodes it breaks some of them that are on the guardian, hense less damage, and why at range the bolts each hit guardians, but I could be wrong

  • @synn8073
    @synn8073 Місяць тому +6

    I used to use Telesto all the time for PvP and it's always felt like it was popping it's own bolts causing it do deal less damage. It's a strange but fun weapon.

  • @mikemc6995
    @mikemc6995 Місяць тому +3

    Need a certain distance for the tracing to engage. Like aim assisted when your distance is what the weapon tracks and sticks to the targets.

  • @rogerhuston8287
    @rogerhuston8287 Місяць тому +10

    Lego has a good video on Telesto, its the longest range fusion and as you discovered not good in short engagements.

  • @LuLu-yh6je
    @LuLu-yh6je Місяць тому

    I just remembered why I was subscribed. I used to watch your Halo 3 and Reach clips. Also the D1 content. Glad to see you still making great content

  • @hambergerface2122
    @hambergerface2122 Місяць тому +2

    I’ve noticed whenever shots hit the ground and they run into them it dose more damage

  • @Buffninja_22
    @Buffninja_22 Місяць тому +15

    Yall be forgetting that weapon has no master and answers to no one 🤣

  • @willd639
    @willd639 Місяць тому +3

    I think the further the bolts travel the more powerful they become.

  • @samuelsalvatore4511
    @samuelsalvatore4511 Місяць тому +1

    Man, i remember when this weapon had it's own event and bungie gave it different fire modes, and then they removed them for no reason, despite the fact that everyone agreed those fire modes made it better and fun
    Bungie sure has a talent on removing content people actually like

  • @lamenting-cow2327
    @lamenting-cow2327 Місяць тому +5

    Jake is so fried by trials he can't remember what happened yesterday XD

  • @mikem9058
    @mikem9058 Місяць тому +4

    It's like built in full court perk

  • @devenmichels9263
    @devenmichels9263 Місяць тому

    Yo! What’s the pulse rifle you’re using? Thing is a laser. Also haven’t watched your stuff since D1! Just got back into destiny again. Looking well man.

  • @wesleystewart1193
    @wesleystewart1193 Місяць тому +1

    Telesto as very Wild yet controllable recoil. At range you’re compensating for recoil so the bolts land. Up close you assume the bolts will land and don’t try to control as much and so the bolts don’t land. Tier 10 resil also makes it more inconsistent

  • @anthonycuevas3630
    @anthonycuevas3630 Місяць тому +1

    I'm starting to think that the distance traveled by the bolts somehow affect the damage.

  • @00ABBITT00
    @00ABBITT00 Місяць тому +3

    If Destiny 2 was a gun = Telesto

  • @austindalton1518
    @austindalton1518 Місяць тому

    I got the god roll midnight this morning and love your videos

  • @bluefox1100
    @bluefox1100 Місяць тому +15

    that incident yesterday was my friend Ryaegos, Priestess of Telesto kicking ass with it against jake. im proud of the gremlin

  • @Mowmaster
    @Mowmaster Місяць тому

    does it just do more damage against distanced targets, or are the damage numbers the same regardless?

  • @theolddc1
    @theolddc1 Місяць тому

    What is your piece of mind build Jake? I have P-motion and moving target

  • @eggiecgtv
    @eggiecgtv Місяць тому

    Can you please add a link for podcast so we can listen on UA-cam music? Thanks in advance.

  • @nehalghauri2573
    @nehalghauri2573 Місяць тому

    It looks like the bullets that hit objects around the players do more dps when they explode than the bullets that hit them

  • @explosivemaniac142
    @explosivemaniac142 Місяць тому

    So for telesto, all the pellets have to hit them at full hp. If you miss just 1 small pellet, it won't kill them at full hp

  • @alex62965
    @alex62965 Місяць тому +1

    telesto has been like this for a long time, only the 3 shots thing is new.
    One thing you can do to make telesto more consistent is to shoot from an elevated position AKA above someone.
    also sometimes you want to shoot at the feet instead of the body with this gun.
    if there is a barricade this gun shreds it and sometimes kills the person on the other side.
    if you want to get long shots with this gun you gotta learn the recoil pattern, once you do its easy

    • @elijahford3696
      @elijahford3696 Місяць тому

      It's my favorite pulse rifle for this reason.

  • @fangslore9988
    @fangslore9988 Місяць тому

    telesto bolts charge while in the air so further away the stronger they are which is actually intentional to keep the gun balanced

  • @cycosav
    @cycosav Місяць тому

    I think it's because when you are close to bolts there's some concussive dampner so you don't die unintentionally also saving opponent. Only reason I can think of why ranged attacks work and super close dont

  • @drfeelgood321
    @drfeelgood321 Місяць тому +3

    Telesto the Besto break the game more than the resto is NOT about doing damage its about sending a message 👍 👏 an the message is that you're THROWING

  • @shoot2laugh
    @shoot2laugh Місяць тому

    Damage fall off values are probably inversed causing more damage on longer shots?

  • @FirstName-dk3fd
    @FirstName-dk3fd Місяць тому +2

    Maybe the farther it travel the more damage

  • @jordannutt2238
    @jordannutt2238 7 днів тому

    crazy thought but what if telesto has a property of like the sub munitions being an entity they coded it like impact casing or something so its direct dmg and not explosion,
    so the submunitions litteraly stack over each other, and one hits the body, but the rest hit the munition and dont deal dmg to the target, doesnt explain why a single bolt cross map nukes tho...unless the full dmg of a burst is able to be applies per munition butonly when a single bolt lands/munition goes off
    the wepon of 2k bugs has the weirdest coding in the lands

  • @plinkna6962
    @plinkna6962 Місяць тому

    i'm a warlock who's trying to get into hunter more. What aspects and fragments are you running?

    • @ikon8275
      @ikon8275 Місяць тому

      Basically anything that makes u beefier recovery/health wise.
      Suros/ crimson
      With sixth coyote or wormhusk
      Arc hunter or solar with healing nade
      Obviously invis is the best.
      Stasis whisper of torment with Renewal grasps.

  • @littlejohn-pi7kk
    @littlejohn-pi7kk Місяць тому

    Probably same bug as original scatter nades. Something about the projectiles explosions destroying projectiles next to it.

  • @jacobolson7771
    @jacobolson7771 Місяць тому

    What's your sensitivity set at normally

  • @timtimaee
    @timtimaee Місяць тому

    Why Moving Target? I get the strafe speed but the AA is at 90 already, with targeting mods there should be no need for Moving Tragets AA, right?

  • @walkthebrokenpath0
    @walkthebrokenpath0 Місяць тому +1

    It's spaghetti code. I think telesto makes the game calculate archetype damage values, falloff, and explosion damage. The further you are, the more it seems like it overvalues the explosion and damage glitches the seen value. It's impact damage is all 1's but it clearly is doing more damage then it says when up close while the explosions are doing less depending on range. Because the impact is all 1's my theory is telesto is negative integering the falloff can't go negative, so it just does more damage with range.

  • @Topszn_
    @Topszn_ Місяць тому +2

    gets kill = works
    doesnt get kill = this gun doesnt work

  • @danteinpuro319
    @danteinpuro319 Місяць тому

    I never realized this but HOLY SHIT MIDNIGHT COUP IS GINORMOUS

  • @BugChick3n
    @BugChick3n Місяць тому

    Seems like maybe the damage falloff is swapped. So the falloff is happening at close range rather than the distance. 💀

  • @codkid31
    @codkid31 Місяць тому

    So the thing is the bolts explosion destroy the bolts 😂
    So you have to spread them out just a touch but not so much that you have to actively think about it.

  • @mmmJamSandwich
    @mmmJamSandwich Місяць тому

    bro i was just thinking that i havent heard telesto doing anything wacky for a while now

  • @gamerslicer6641
    @gamerslicer6641 Місяць тому

    plz whats the pulse rifle u were using plz someone give me it name

  • @ReallyBillyBoggs
    @ReallyBillyBoggs Місяць тому

    it had a issue before this lol I got it thought "this is dope" it was not and it went straight to the vault lol

  • @starsturncold
    @starsturncold Місяць тому

    I love that into the light is all about “banned weapons” meanwhile telesto has just been hanging out like “hey there buckaroo, how bout another ride”

  • @aaronjett6122
    @aaronjett6122 Місяць тому

    Is it a resilience thing that makes it inconsistent?

  • @hiltonman21
    @hiltonman21 Місяць тому

    Telesto is that gun that can make you pull your hair out or make you giggle with how it gets kills

  • @treybowman8561
    @treybowman8561 Місяць тому

    Looks like it doesn’t do full damage unless the projectiles travel a certain distance

  • @folu12
    @folu12 Місяць тому +1

    I'm a regular telesto runner (on my titan main) and you are doing it wrong - to get consistent kills, you have to consistently "hit and hope" . It's the only strategy. Don't aim to well or to bad, guesstimate then shoot that shot.
    Your Welcome

  • @BaDNeWsPaNdA1
    @BaDNeWsPaNdA1 Місяць тому

    Ah~ wouldn't be a Telesto Vid without the gank dawg

  • @Lo54Lo
    @Lo54Lo Місяць тому

    It's almost like the last bolt in telesto does a million damage. I swear if the final bolt lands you get the kill 😂

  • @steadyphoenix17xinc27
    @steadyphoenix17xinc27 Місяць тому

    Jake would you like to try one of my rolls for the midnight coup

  • @havonetae
    @havonetae Місяць тому

    Ive been maining it for a while
    My theory is its the bolt spread at range more bolts possibly hit the head and body causing a one shot kill.
    Vs
    Close range where most of the time its centered on the body or legs.
    Thats just my theory but idk telesto gonna telesto

  • @djnone8137
    @djnone8137 29 днів тому

    When dj was still employed? Is he? He came out years ago and said they removed a bit of spice from the recipie. When it was first released it killed in 1 blast nearly everytime
    Resilience matters, the increased hp in sandbox matters, the range matters, and how many bolts hit target matters. Each bolt has min max damage multiplier.
    The gun was unstoppable upon release and destiny couldn't really modify it. Its a baked in, cooked weapon. It was disabled for a time because of it.
    Its a wildcard round now. I think thats how they got it to do a bit less damage.
    You still get teabagged using it. People never forget

  • @daftnote
    @daftnote Місяць тому

    i was just wondering when this gun would break again

  • @Witnesskiller3000
    @Witnesskiller3000 Місяць тому

    I ran into a team last night with all telesto…. I just wanna go flawless once 😔

  • @PHENIX-sk3ek
    @PHENIX-sk3ek Місяць тому

    I goes like
    “COME ON! fight me!! 😼”
    “but don’t come too close 🥺😢”
    12:15 this is great example
    first guy get hit ->alive but next guy die from furthur range

  • @igeomagician
    @igeomagician Місяць тому

    somehow, telesto has given itself full court

  • @FlawlessEmpyrean
    @FlawlessEmpyrean Місяць тому

    2:20 MY TEAMMATES IN TRIALS IN A NUTSHELL and I bet he was on fucking PlayStation too lmfao

  • @thegremlin3064
    @thegremlin3064 Місяць тому

    whats the roll on your piece of mind?

  • @DASChopper2112
    @DASChopper2112 Місяць тому +1

    How is he getting (3) in the mag on pick up??????????

    • @notcheese8177
      @notcheese8177 Місяць тому

      Catalyst gives it deeper pockets

  • @ItsJustKas
    @ItsJustKas Місяць тому

    Hey Jake

  • @cameronlawson4805
    @cameronlawson4805 Місяць тому

    Is it possible that they have a higher resilience on armor and that's why they are staying alive?

  • @climbo23
    @climbo23 Місяць тому

    Probably its that when theyre all the clumped together, they destroy eachother

  • @MemerMann
    @MemerMann Місяць тому

    This is a certified telesto moment

  • @fluidwolf
    @fluidwolf Місяць тому

    Telesto is the "screw you I do what I want" of Destiny.

  • @musicman3351
    @musicman3351 Місяць тому

    The only way I can describe using this thing is consistent inconsistency

  • @xentionX
    @xentionX Місяць тому +1

    Telesto does what Telesto does.

  • @daocommand85
    @daocommand85 Місяць тому

    Round one and they are definitely heated!

  • @Dayinalife16
    @Dayinalife16 Місяць тому

    isnt the telesto like a grenade kind of ans isnt it suposed to work as when the bullets hit him dirrectly it should kill them and when they are to walk into the they should explode idk cuz i havent played the game alot

    • @elijahford3696
      @elijahford3696 Місяць тому

      Kinda, but the grenades are coded, or were coded as entities. Leads to lots of fun problems. Very fun problems.

  • @brandonfeeley514
    @brandonfeeley514 Місяць тому

    Its bullet spread mixed with arial acuracy issues...the gun never knows where it actually is, and reponds like you're always jumping...and we all know how bag bungie arial acuracy is!!!

  • @tspin5642
    @tspin5642 Місяць тому

    Maybe telesto has a time the bolts take to arm

  • @elijahford3696
    @elijahford3696 Місяць тому

    Telesto as a concept exists beyond Bungie. It has become ontologically bound to the concept of broken. The gun works as intended. It's the game not being strong enough to cope. It will not be contained. The day will come when every universe holds its own Telesto, and in the hands of the wielder shall that universe be unmade. So it is written.

  • @oprime
    @oprime Місяць тому

    It seems like from this video that direct contact does tiny damage (like 1-10? per pellet) while the explosions themselves when on something else, do enough damage to destroy someone. So yes, I agree that the gun has a problem. It was probably nerfed with direct contact in pvp because skilled people such as yourself were using it to one shot their enemies. Can you imagine if you were to get just about an entire burst on someone who then runs near their teammates and they go off? It would not take out the one you stuck but their teammates would be destroyed, leaving just the wounded player left to take out! They would be like, WTF happened? Lol!

  • @Hutch-Hutch-
    @Hutch-Hutch- Місяць тому +1

    Tolesto has always been this good lol

  • @titaniummutant7850
    @titaniummutant7850 Місяць тому

    Looks the same as always. Telesto has always been slept on. Also, the weapon makes sense your just not using it right, you need to pre-charge are corners and make predictions because the bolts are on a delay and you will die if you don’t. Another thing the Telesto wasn’t killing in cqc because you didn’t hit enough bolts.

  • @cread13
    @cread13 Місяць тому

    did bungie change the radar or is he useing a filter or something to make it look like that?

  • @twotendj
    @twotendj Місяць тому

    this guy: Telesto has a problem!
    me: What did you expect?

  • @jiqquk
    @jiqquk Місяць тому

    wait, 3 shots? my brother was only getting 1 sunday 😂

  • @AlijahAustria-Jones
    @AlijahAustria-Jones Місяць тому

    Since Destiny 1 I've always called this gun Telesto molesto

  • @Dustin42028
    @Dustin42028 Місяць тому

    at 2:55 what is letting him see him though the wall?

    • @acetechnical6574
      @acetechnical6574 Місяць тому +1

      The Void Aspect "Stylish Executioner" - defeating a supressed, weakened, or Volatile target grants inviz and truesight.

    • @geekred
      @geekred Місяць тому

      The truesight which basically let's u see ppl through walls

  • @Spade191
    @Spade191 Місяць тому

    Oh my god not again. How many times bro 😂

  • @HazardousRobb
    @HazardousRobb Місяць тому

    nothing happened with telesto its been like this it has unique inf range potential with just spread the farther you shoot I have like 700 pvp on it after a friend of mine showed me it was good back in seraph love it for pvp and I think its very underrated

  • @cburnsy1428
    @cburnsy1428 Місяць тому

    How do you get 3 shots?

    • @GothKaida
      @GothKaida Місяць тому

      catalyst gives it more

  • @aztuxgaming9895
    @aztuxgaming9895 Місяць тому

    what about telesto with omnioculas i bet itd instakill almost everytime with volatile rounds

  • @benarchyuk837
    @benarchyuk837 Місяць тому

    Days before Telesto glitched again:
    0

  • @prismancermason5040
    @prismancermason5040 Місяць тому

    Bro tried to use this thing recently but how tf is it an exotic anymore it can’t even kill a normal elite without a full mag

  • @higeki3232
    @higeki3232 Місяць тому

    Lol did they just buff or Nerf my old main!?? #confused

  • @tomhallam938
    @tomhallam938 Місяць тому

    It's like it has full court lol

  • @janemann4930
    @janemann4930 Місяць тому

    Chance the title to "it has a Problem again"

  • @HappelHupf
    @HappelHupf Місяць тому

    There was a time when Telesto didn’t have problems?

  • @AzureSapphires
    @AzureSapphires Місяць тому

    just wait until you run into RockAndRollRick

  • @JesseKawell
    @JesseKawell Місяць тому

    Jake: Telesto sucks
    _5 seconds later_
    Jake: hehehe Telesto is evil
    _5 seconds later_
    Jake: Telesto sucks

  • @Wamtermellomcat
    @Wamtermellomcat Місяць тому

    Bro is a Living stan lmao

  • @telesto4099
    @telesto4099 Місяць тому

    I’M BACK BOYS!!!

  • @SorventTV
    @SorventTV Місяць тому

    telesto is the pocket infinity of D2