Google Search Team Answers the Web's Most Searched Questions | WIRED
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- Ben Gomes (VP, Search Engineering) and Chris Haire (Product Manager, Autocomplete) from Google's search team take the WIRED Autocomplete Interview and answers the Internet's most searched questions about Google autocomplete and search.
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'Why is google autocomplete weird?'
"People are weird."
The truest thing ever.
1000th Like
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Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol
Including you
Can google employees date each other?
Employee: yes. *looks at other employee.*
I looked for that comment 😂
most underrated comment ever xD
i noticed that too 😂
LMAO
I thought the same thing haha
Those were the most unconvincing nope-nope-nopes in internet's history
Loll
K
lmao
🤣🤣🤣
ua-cam.com/video/zsZL9rgJSMQ/v-deo.html
Does Google Spy on me?
Google Team: OH NO NO NO NOPE NOPE NO WAY NO NO NO
Lol I know that was almost suspicious.
@@oddmad8613 almost ?
@@ivxwiv6692 Lol yes maybe "entirely" would be better. I actually crack up about this interview to this day.
that was so suspicious hahahaha
@i like peeing in my pants actually it is impossible for them to access it, but whatever you think.
As a person who's dad has worked at Google as far as I can remember, meaning I've been to the headquarters and many offices multiple times + met many workers, I can confirm that 99% of Google workers look just like this.
Lmao
So u can just, like get in??but u sure need a pass dont u
@@alisalexter4072 Certain places you do. Like you can't just walk into the server rooms and stuff.
@@alisalexter4072 yes, I don't just stroll in, I need a pass. Sometimes you need a double pass, both for the building and for Google specifically
Can confirm
1:47
"We are human"
Sounds like something a lizard would say
I think you're on to something here... 🤔
Something zucc would say
Ikr..
Google employees: We are human..yes yes yes
Me: *narrows eyes*
*blinks in crocodile*
Geico lizard
They went straight to 'nopeville' so fast wow
Rishav Majumder HAHAHAHA. A little worrying how quickly they completely denied it.
My thoughts exactly !
The news is out
Maybe because it's a no brainer?
of course they spy on us. its so obvious, guys
" Do you like (my crush's name)?"
Me: *No, no no, no, nope, no, uh-uh, no*
Noelle Kkar It’s related because the men in the video answered “no no nope” to some of the questions
@@noellekkar903 How is it not relevant?
@@noellekkar903 You are just dumb
@@noellekkar903 you are irrelevant
The replier above me is very angry
Kid : Stole dad's wallet
Dad : You know where's my wallet?
*No No Nope Nope*
😂😂
1000th like here
😂😂😂
5k likes with 3 comments? wow
5.1K likes with 4 comments? Wow.
Google employees: no, nope no, nooo, no.
Lie detector: No.
🤣
Huhuhuh hohoho 😶
Underrated
The *BIGGEST* *QUESTION* *IS* what happens when we go *INCOGNITO* *MODE* ?
Google would not save your history.
I wonder.....
Akmal Danial the browser would not save your history. But tbh, your website history is still stored in your router
@@mushmello526 and only can be seen with court order
When you browse privately, other people who use the device won't see your history.
Chrome doesn't save your browsing history or information entered in forms. Cookies and site data are remembered while you're browsing, but deleted when you exit Incognito mode.
What happens when you browse privately
Some information will not be seen or saved
Once you exit all your Incognito browsing windows, Chrome won’t save:
Your browsing history
Your cookies and site data
Information you entered in forms
Permissions you give websites
“Does all google employees wear blue shirt and spectacles”
OH NO, NO, NOPE, NO, no, no. No.
2:03
Do*
Those «No no no no» were very convincing 😂😂😂
Mattania exactly my thought
That's because it's such a huge taboo to even consider it. There are layers on top of layers of accountability for every system handling PII (Personally Identifiable Information) that even if somehow you'd get access to private customer stuff you'd get busted in seconds.
Hajaja
cardinal karumuna I
Andrei Simionescu that's funny considering what's happend with Facebook recently 😂
"YES THE ENTIRE WEB that we can see" "YES! ALL OF IT! that we can see"
😂😂😂
But what about the dark net?
@@leogameskilleryt2756 Nope no no no no nah
Except the stuff that can’t or doesn’t want to be crawled
Google employee: "I think with the deep web they are referring to"
Me: Yeah the second page of google
Let's be honest, no one goes for the next page of a google serach.
@@harshinikudia8194 I do
@@harshinikudia8194 no one even scrolls down to the end of the first page
@Loki- God Of Mischief but you're a made-up character, you don't count.
*Am i the only one who find the peeling sound satisfying?*
The only reason I watched the whole video..the peeling sound.
NO NO NO NOPE NOPE NOPE
SOMETHING IS WRONG W ME I FIRST READ IT AS PEEING AND NOT PEELING
To me, not just the sound is satisfying, but also watching it get peeled off is really satisfying
even Liza Koshy does like it
- Can you see my photos?
- No, no, no, no... well, yeah
Joaco Diano I mean, probably only the people all the way at the top can access it but its not legal so of course they dont
Joshua Yeo yeah that's what I hope but sometimes there are leaks and photos aren't leaked by themselves so it's sketchy
Joaco Diano you forgot there's people called hackers
Joaco Diano These leaks aren't done by Google employees.
Eduardo: No... Well yes...
But you have to explicitly tell them that they can. You can change these settings in the Google Photos app. IIRC it's off by default, though. But you can turn it on.
This will help people who look at locations you've been to when they look it up on Google Maps, for example.
Pretty sure Google knows me better than my own family.
Kashish these dude probably know you better then your family
We are watching you....
@@ijoysksksksks6801 just watching . Got no brains anyway.
same
👏🏼 what a comment! 😂👍🏼 gold!!
“Google does not listen to your conversations” then to “if there is audio playing in the background, a notification pops up asking if you want to know what song it is” 🤔 bit strange
Alex Mcfee in the background of a video you are watching. Not music playing in your house. Nope.
Bryana i saw a video last week where a Guy tried to figure out if Google listens to us, so he repeatetly talked about dog toys for like 5 min straight, and he Saw tons of adds of dog toys, then i tried it myself, i was repeatetly saying bleu socks, and i had dozens of adds of bleu socks, Google is definitly listening to us
staggering beauty , I think I was clarifying what they actually had said in the video, but yikes 😳😳😳
@@staggeringbeauty9635 Correct. Me and some friends went on holiday to a cabin with a hot tub last year and when we got back we all started getting ads for hot tubs. Google 100% listens to you for ad purposes.
It's strange if you cover your ears for the first half of the sentence where he says "when you open the Google assistant". But otherwise, no.
Is google listing to me?
Google workers: *OH NONONONONONONONONONO NOPE NO WAY*
They make Google sound like the greatest job in the world.... And it probably is
Isaiah James i live in palo alto and visited facebook and google headquarters and they basically have disneyland as a job, free food and restaurants everywhere, free laptop, power cords, there is a forest on the roof and a bunch of comfy places everywhere, place to exercise etc
@@annaleblanc2023 wow, sounds fun.
@@annaleblanc2023 oh no i wish i was that smart. too late now
Hello, how can I get a bad message to Google؟
The greatest job in the world is what you personally like to do
These are the coolest nerds I've ever seen
Paul Huang they are probably also the richest nerds you’ve ever seen HAHA
@@SASPayne1D helo.! Bill gates,mark Zuckerberg all nerds billionaire..
*nerdiest spies
Dmp Paul jealous huh?
I think you don't meet "nerds" that often a few are weird but they are mostly normal.
my mom: did you eat the cake in the refrigerator?
me: 2:03
Morteza MIM 😂😂😂😂
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Lolol
😂🤣
haha totally
I think the reason their "no"' is so comedic is because people constantly make these kind of accusations that are largely unfounded and potentially very harmful to their business, so and they are used to immediately giving such an emphatic "no" for an answer.
I dont think that accounts for how strange their actions were. They kept repeating no instead of using this opportinity to really say why its unfounded.
Im not accusing them, but the way they answered is justifiably suspicious
dude, it's a well known fact that advertisers and the internet basically spy on you all the time. you have basically given them permission to do so most of the time. its just that no one reads the T&C (like the EULA while you download programs) while using apps or whatever.
"Do google employees get free food?"
"YOU BETCHA WE DO"
lmaooooo
Me applying even though I'm 12
Yup it's so nice working in Google! their google office here in Manila serve 3 meals a day and also snacks. they have halal and vegan food too 💪👏👏
ThisIsYouIAmMe you know who who does that,
A synth
Anneska Kirideska There's a Google office in Manila?!
"Can google read your emails?" "Nooo, nope, nope, no" That is EXACTLY what someone that can read your emails would say
spartang dude sherlock🤣😂😂
Well I’m sure If they wanted too they could. They might get into legal trouble if they did
spartang would they say, “Yesss, yep, yep, yes” if they don’t really read your emails?
When you send something through gmail it's stored on google servers. That is a fact. The Government can request access to your email and search history for criminal investigation.
It's not a stretch that if they store your data and can give your data to the government then google can view it.
What would someone who can't read your emails say?
Court to a murderer: Did you convict the Murder?
Murderer: OH NO NO NO NOPE NOPE NO WAY NO NO NO.OH NO NO NO NOPE NOPE NO WAY NO NO NO
Do you mean commit?
@@user-sb3kt8oq6b Nah they meant convict. Murderers are judge, jury, and executioners at their trials.
@@tyler5580 what? Convict means to declare someone guilty, and you can’t declare a murder itself guilty. You can, however, commit a murder, or convict a murderer.
@@user-sb3kt8oq6b woosh...
@@tyler5580 can you explain the joke?
The guy on the left is very informative, the guy on the right is like advertising and selling google search to the public
"nope nope nope" Sounds like someone who can do it though,.
Austin Full nope nope nope nope
Austin Full of course they can
Everything you have on the internet--pictures, emails, messages, profiles, accounts, etc--that's not stored locally on your own computer is stored on a server, which is essentially another computer or system of computers.
So, of course they _can_ access your stuff (in that it is possible to do so). All of your Google information is on their servers/databases, like your emails, youtube account, etc. That's how the web works. But they say "nope" because Google employees aren't able to access that information, unless some kind of legal warrant is granted.
Xavier Williams kq
Ikr
soooo... these are the guys that know all the creepy stuff people are searching for 😄
Wolkify If you visit google trends you can see that info too.
Get McRoasted
They know splc has been censoring whatever they want
Yes Ashley we know you are here
😂
i can feel the smartness radiating off of them
4:39
"nah you don't have to search like that! Speak to us like a human."
*X Æ A-12* : 😢
Can google employees read my emails and see my photos: “no no no no no nope. Definitely. Nope. Not even a little bit” not suspicious at all lol
All i hear to every question is "yup yeah yeah yup yep" XD
Play the video a bit longer and you will hear "oh no nope nope nope"
Shivam Malik or “nope nope nope”
To be fair they're like computer programmers so they arent used to conversating or social interaction much.
"speak to us like a human" *stares at me like a robot*
😂
I love it when they bring highly educated people here to answer questions rather than dumb celebrities, thank you WIRED.
they where really quick to deny that they can see your emails and photos...
Michael Malbon lol
It because they can if they really wanted to they can because it their software but they don't because it kinda pointless and be a waste of time if they do
Because people ask that all the time
Obviously even if they could, they wouldn't actually say it on camera. And yes, we all know they can. Though I think it's fair to say your average Joe Google employee doesn't have access to our emails and stuff. I'm sure higher up employees do, and they probably need some sort of permission to look into that kind of stuff, but bottom line is yes they do have that access.
It's probably because its been asked too often, and they just wanna get it over with like "no! Why do you keep asking"
"Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope" That definitely is how someone who is not guilty says no :/
3:36 “Does Google search listen to my conversations?” “NO NO NO” *stares right at the camera in a creepy way
These two are literally so smart, adorable and well behaved. 🥺
5:12 What a lovely poem 😂😂😂
Zombalaya Q lmaoo he can slay that spoken poetry too ahah
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG
they say "no" to the privacy related questions an awful lot.... it seems a bit defensive...........
like this 'NOPE 100x'
Probably because they’re tired of hearing it all the time. When I get asked the same thing I’ve been asked a million times before, I react similarly.
@@MarleyIrena when someone asks me something a lot of times I get tired and just answer it briefly 🤔
@@MarleyIrena sounds like someone who was hired by google to lie would say
Hahaha I didn’t realise so many people liked this, I just got my first notification over a year later
“we are human”
*cow comes in*
“wAnNa Do SkAtEbOaRdZ”
"we are humans too"
**robotic voice**
Google *definitely* listens to conversations
yeah but so do all of them when they can. just the world now.
NO NO NO NO NO UH N-NOOOO
@@user-oo2ms2fq4b 😂😂
Yesss!! This brought entertainment and education to the perfect equilibrium 😂🙌
Cody Whitlock Earth is flat
How is this education?
rozikrazimator we learnt a lot that's why 😀😀
made education entertaining
Cody Whitlock especially the part where they talk about splc.
Next video goggle’s CEO answers most asked google questions
CEOs
legend has it that the pile of white strips in that wired room grows a foot every month
Google is listening. Keep your voice down.
shh...
Who knows you could be one of them
No no no nope no
@@gerfulworld I know what you did there 😂
Hey, you forgot something. They can read our comments too.
This comment section is gold😂😂
Q: can google sees my mail?
A: *NOO NO NO NOPE NOO*
4:27 "if we can see it, we'll search it"?
They can't see it tho
This is the best vid yet! Bring these guys back!
2:02 guy on the right was gunna say yes we can read your emails 😂
...because they can. See: "A warrant must specify the place to be searched and the things being sought. It can be used to compel the disclosure of the same information as an ECPA subpoena or court order-but also a user's search query information and private content stored in a Google Account, such as Gmail messages, documents, photos and UA-cam videos. An ECPA search warrant is available only in criminal investigations. The video below provides an overview of how we review and respond to ECPA search warrants."
Source: support.google.com/transparencyreport/answer/7381738?hl=en
amp888 that’s not the Google employees doing that
Who does it then?
Nope nope nope nope
"only in criminal investigations"
now do it without the age restriction.......
maestro awesome what is rule 34
Ansem UCHIHA what is rule 34?
Luco Zade oh I meant to say that is rule 34 as in rule 34 is the google without age restriction
:)
Do it without splc
Why is their 'no no no nope': seems like a yes, yeah ,sure, all the time? 😂😂
Johnny johnny are your lying?
Johnny: No no nope no no nope
Yup. Yupp. Yep. Yip. Yup. Yip. Yep. Yupp.
xNiitro360 No. Nope. Nope. N. Nope. No. No.
*NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN*
YIPPIE
appa
And that's why Apa wouldn't fly :P
This was actually surprisingly relevant.
Jo. Mo hmm. Wonder why....
That’s my FAVOURITE autocomplete video!!!
Question on the board: "Does Google track me?
Those guys: Nope, nope, nope, nope, Mr. Adam Jones, 17/Jan/1984, residing on the 555 Lincoln Street in NYC, and browsing the Forbes website right now, absolutely nope-nope
How much does an average google employee score on an IQ test?
Not much because they need room for creativity, which makes kind of stupid
sebastian richie have you looked at them? They’re robots for gods sake
For God sake, IQ means nothing
:^)
@@t.e.fcastle1069 IQ is actually quite impactful to those outside of average IQ's. Read some articals about people with low IQ's and high IQ's. A few articles make the claim that people with higher IQ's live longer too.
Xbox360Delta you know someone's dumb if they think IQ is reliable in any way
2:04 *_the lady doth protest too much, methinks_*
(although in this case there are 2 guys..well just allow it xD)
Hahaha
ARMYYYY lol
O I am slain!😂
Mansee Verma Army😍😍
We're everywhere
I really enjoyed them! I didn’t think they were going to be interested, based on their job but I was thoroughly entertained!
The sound of the paper coming off the board is so satisfying to me
Next time you should have the UA-cam team answer the top googled questions
Oh god do we need this.
They aren't very good at lying.
XDDDDD
"we are human" sounds like something a cake would say
love these guys they seem so nice
ofc they wear glasses
genius observation
maybe an anti radiation glass because they always on computer screen...
@@thatdudeoncommentsection4167 what you mean those come with Google's androids employees.Tbh this prototype can speak very well but the positive and negative answers must be patched tho
@@Nevermind-yk6cc huh? please enlighten me.
Yaaa......those nope's sounded pretty sketchy.....
Them : No No No Nope No way
Also them : We can see it, we'll search it.
*question regarding privacy comes up*
Employee-no no no no non no (employees in unity and rhythm)
They looked like emotionless, socially awkward human beings , in other words like real engineers 😃 I wanna be like them in the future
Esteban V they would be more computer science
You have weird perception to social interaction then.
Computer science IS engineering. Electronics and computer science here. ;)
Esteban V these guys reminds me of that i.t crowd character
They seemed pretty normal, no idea what your definition of ‘socially awkward’ is.
so my youtube search video was not a too lame idea!
Mom's Channel
md uddin
Ben
When they said nope or no I literally died
So amazing.. such amazing peopleee
Why am I the only one concerned they avoided the deep web question lol
Amberwhyy They didn't, they said that they can't access the deep web.
No questions on splc either
The deepweb is initially everything that is behind passwords etc, but also what you are referring to which is all the shady stuff, but those cant be accessed by search engines
Deep web doesn't mean bad stuff. Deep web very shortly is what you cannot access by search engines. That's why they said they can't access it. For example your bank account is in the deep web.
Amberwhyy What's the point of Google indexing the deep web? Maybe if the government asks them to trace criminals. But otherwise it's pointless, since Google is a company which is supposed to make money. So, indexing the deep web would be pointless and a waste of time and money.
why is it that those " no, no nope nope" answers come so fast? hmm....
The more they say no, the less I believe them
Mario Habijanec n
hellraiser666666 they expected the quesion
its so satisfying sound when they open the tape.
I need more of these
I enjoyed this way more than I thought I would. These guys are awesome.
Can't believe they actually did it!
OH I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE! TURN IT UP!
I've never seen two people be more sketchy in my life
Ollyss 😂😂😂🤣
Better than any celebrity one
LOVED. THIS!!!
You guys are doing a great job!
I feel like they're a couple
So just for the people that don’t know. The deep web is NOT the same as the dark web. They are 2 totally different things.
No
Well to be fair the dark web is a part of the deep web, so "totally different things" is not entirely true.
That isn’t entirely true. They are within the same area - as in search engines cannot view them - but they just describe different information.
Deep web generally refers to the hidden pages websites use, encrypted networks, etc. Whilst the dark web refers to the more malicious content available.
Not always... Trust me sometimes wen I get deep into the web it can get dark😂
The most interesting Web's Most Searched video for sure!
I love and appreciate how the guy in the right folded the sticky tapes and then threw them down.
this was a greate episode
"Can google employees see my email and photos?"
*"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!"*
ಠ_ಠ
Suspicious
these guys are pretty sketchy like it sounds like they’re hiding something with their “no no nope nope no NO NO NOPE”s after every privacy question and that one guy saying “we’re human too” or “treat us like a human” all the time
amy krosnicki them repeating nope is trying to clear up if they might be considered to be like facebook. tho this might be staged
That turn on 4:11 isnt so human
@@---xj8xh lol tru
_robots_
@@---xj8xh lmao. Why do they act like that and then say to us "we're humans too" whenever we say they're like robots
They look exactly how'd you imagine when you think of a google employee
i never thought this video could be so interesting. this video is so much fun
At @2:01 the rushed and quick nos tells me somethings fishy ..
Jokes aside it's probably due to the fact that they can, and have to, provide said things for legal investigations if there is a search warrant for it
They also do it a few more times, it is almost worrying.
No Google employee will ever see any of your data, unless you allow them. However they have the means to give the authorities access to your data, if they have certain warrants for any law investigation.
PrixelLP that's straight out of their privacy policy
Van Halen once asked..why can't this be love Album - 5150 Year - 1986
Such adorable, wholesome content. 🥰
I especially appreciated the sudden transformation into the Sesame Street martians. “Nopenopenopenopenope.”
I did not realize I needed this.