Rap Teacher 2 with Hoodie Allen (Jake and Amir)

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[@Bobbleheads56]

“Im gonna be without ruth to you” this is a vintage jake and amir line only they could come up with

[@MarshallAcosta]

Explain this to me so that i can use it in my vocab and know the origin

[@Bobbleheads56]

@@MarshallAcosta he is being “ruthless” but he changes it to “without ruth”.

[@MarshallAcosta]

@@Bobbleheads56 you are something else. I thought that after a year I would get a heaping handful of radio silence from you but the fact that you answered just hours later really makes me respect you so much more. Thank you Bobbleheads. You’re a good man.

[@Bobbleheads56]

@@MarshallAcosta im always willing to talk jake and amir

[@Iyforthis]

@@Bobbleheads56Jake and Amir are kings and queens

[@pinkycheeks]

stop pushing me dude im not strong lmaooooo insecure jake is so good

[@bruceweel]

yes!

[@Winteramen]

"Don't, push me! Where did you gey aardvark cum?!"

[@petrichor1956]

@@bruceweel hi

[@petrichor1956]

Hi

[@nicarmour4380]

Still quote this

[@zoz0boy]

"STOP PUSHING ME,
I'M NOT STRONG"
still funny after 20 times.

[@petrichor1956]

Now?

[@ASOT666]

that and his scream right after murph pulls his pants down. That whole last 20s is comedic gold, it has me half way to tears.

[@subliminal2927]

I thought so too at the time but life has humbled since then

[@TMZbb]

It's my aunt's birthday!!

[@MonzennCarloMallari]

​@@ASOT666but are you halfway to ears

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

I'm gonna be WITHOUT RUTH to you.

[@tettaresdude1170]

dynaboyj L. My favourite line probably

[@Gazonkie]

jake's rhymes have been stuck in my head all day.. 'my name is byron murphy.... i wear socks and shoes, on my feet..... salad for lunch? i don't think so' LMAO

[@progress.not.perfection1547]

it's the funniest thing i've ever heard i die every time 😭😭

[@crimsonmido2519]

Murphs line is always stuck in my head 😂
"Yo you're a pussy ass bitch with a pussy ass dick" 😂😂😂 funniest line ever.

[@chrisv9000]

You’ve probably moved on or maybe back around to more J&A, but that was a reference to an older episode “Explanation” where Amir quotes Brian as saying “my name is Byron Murpheyyy, I like to drink cerfeeee”

[@jawnmacane6372]

Jake's ear must be so cold

[@Kanjo_Bazooie]

The coldest

[@holdennorman9209]

Freezing

[@Pedakin]

COLDEST!

[@psuley1977]

Absolutely frigid

[@gasgano8255]

It's colder than cold! It's chilly!

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

Though he makes a good straight man, I absolutely love the episodes where Jake gets to be the funny man

[@SneakerGalaxy23]

Salad for lunch I DONT THINK SO

[@iamawesomelessness]

Yeezy!

[@JMcKaySV]

The way he sang that bit was fucking hilarious

[@Winteramen]

I actually love salad for lunch

[@familyguy8184]

LMAOOOOO

[@BowlMasterAsh]

The look on Jake's face after he says "snatch", so funny.

[@Enzombie]

Jakes impression of Murph gets me every time

[@isaack3645]

Salad for lunch, I don’t think so!

[@guilhermecalland489]

@@isaack3645 I was gonna comment this, how dare you.

[@isaack3645]

@@guilhermecalland489 How could I not? Best part of the whole thing.

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

@@isaack3645 apologize to him please

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

@@isaack3645 either that or you challenge him to a rap battle

[@meechivelli]

3!! 2!! 1!! OOOOOO!!!! SHHIIiiiiiiii- naaaaaa.... here it is homie, uh uh.

[@ricardoalvarezmessina]

King Marcella 😂😂🤣😂😂😂

[@LwNickV]

1:40 they REALLY missed an opportunity to have Jake say "OH MY GOD IT'S SO COLD". Rly missed opportunity.

[@davidreddick5244]

You can see Jake almost crack up when he sings "for the longest SNATCH"

[@phylazen5649]

you should watch the outtakes, none of them in the room could keep a straight face they just barely got this take lol

[@chaumas]

I just realized that in his song about Murph, Jake says "My name is Byron Murphy", which sounds like something he would say, because he doesn't know that his name is Brian, and he doesn't know how to pronounce things, like "coffee".

[@ayusha149]

curffee

[@spooky-nr4pl]

chaumas watchu talkin bout wilms

[@dixiecronin7791]

Wilms?

[@Strummie]

And then... I’M GAAAAAAAAAY!

[@felynecomrade]

So Sarah said "And Sarah was all like"?

[@dynaboyjl.4220]

I love the way Jake just says "WIZARD" after he's told to stop.

[@chrishomie33]

I love how murph always emerges from a crowd and yells something crazy

[@JMcKaySV]

The way Jake goes 'uh uh' at 0:52 has me in tears every time.

[@baljot1231]

Salad for lunch? I DON'T THINK SO!

[@lesssugarcandy6011]

murph rap still the best

[@YouGot4Shotted]

"Ah , dude stop pushing me, I'm not strong , ahhh." LOL

[@anupmisra3081]

the sound he makes at 2:18...i died!!!! hahaha

[@victorle674]

Amir - Normal rap
Hoodie - Normal Rap
Murph - XXXTENTACION MODE ACTIVATE

[@ayusha149]

ew.

[@GoldStandard619]

This is now awkward...

[@purification23]

RIP X

[@The8347135]

So sad Murph is dead

[@Imsoflattered0]

I actually thought of beastie boys instead

[@jaspersilence9328]

I've watched this countless times...and still lmmfao...one of the best🤣 hyped about their return!!

[@SynVode]

That lil squeak from Jake at the end was just perfect :D

[@skillful101]

One of the funniest episodes ever!

[@TheArchsage74]

"Stop pushing me dude, I'm not strong!"

[@chris_1988]

These are even better once you've seen the outtakes and now how much they're struggling not to crack up.

[@MissyFaye]

no matter how many times I hear Murph's rap I still burst out laughing xD

[@MissyFaye]

its the delivery, man.. its so aggressive hahaha

[@HipCovers]

I feel like everyone is overlooking the best line in this: "You're next Rosie, and I will be without ruth to you!"

[@Skittishjoker]

Please explain

[@rhedde1]

@@Skittishjoker Ruthless. Jake thinks it means to be without "ruth". Ruthless comes from the Old English "hreowan" which means to cause despair and the Old Germanic -th being added to make "reowth". Then shortened to ruthless to mean roughly the same.

[@Skittishjoker]

@@rhedde1 legend. Thank you

[@benmarsden5177]

Nothing makes me laught more than the giro lizard and I like gandalf becouse hes a chill wizard

[@xox3658]

collegehumor with hoodie allen? BEST VIDEO EVER...and i havent even watched it yet!

[@SeraphsWitness]

I love that Hoodie is constantly switching sides.

[@kiddisley5890]

I love how hoodie is visibly annoyed at jake now. He was much more willing to drop a beat when he first met jake 😂

[@dradski1758]

lololol i love that jake is also weird af

[@lilyreecey9893]

One of the best jake and amir videos

[@McFlurry2673]

i love jake's voice when murph starts pushing him around. can't breathe.

[@XDPIECEOFSHITXD]

FOR THE LONGEST SNATCH

[@joeyrozic1100]

Hoodie, drop me a beat!
"No."

[@that_one_momo_guy]

+Joey Rozic Fuck it, I'll go a cappella

[@xandertravis]

these were the best episodes of the entire series

[@o0Odg3jzO0o]

probably. have seen the outtakes for these videos? usually every cut in their videos is because they manage to keep their laughter in for just long enough

[@JMcKaySV]

Deffo my 2nd favourite episode ever!

[@mattcrusader36]

agreed

[@JMcKaySV]

Deals is my favourite!

[@Phazon8058MS]

James McKay My favourite is Bread.

[@angeloschutte64]

James McKay I really like celebration.

[@StylishWrestling]

I wanted to see Rosey rap.

[@manjunathsrinivas1109]

He can't. he's into edm

[@bigbuffguy23]

one of my favorite jake and amirs

[@rhythmsato164]

This was the best ep of jake and amir

[@manavnaik1607]

I hate Hoodie Allens music but I respect him a lot more for this role.

[@laskolasko]

ROFL so this is how Murph started bullying Jake

[@Waanled]

easily my favourtie collegehumor video

[@drawperfectvideo8]

Best Jake and Amir i have seen.

[@differentname6904]

Wtf at 2:09 is this real

[@Ur0pinionDoesntCount]

muph ruins these...

[@ecudude27858]

Jake’s first rhyme and the wizard delivery at the beginning is hilarious how did I never notice that

[@coreygish7516]

This made me laugh so much back then dude lol

[@TheRealLange21]

this ones great, but go back a couple years. they had some incredible ones back in the day

[@Walkanter]

I love episodes like this

[@TJankris]

ohh.. this brings back memories from high school

[@TheFrovoLution]

I love it when they switch roles!!!

[@FTJFuelTheJet]

I like when they switch up the jake and amir roles!

[@xHaste]

God this is just pure comedy greatness

[@mint83]

this was awesome!!!

[@nikebest89]

lolololololol this was the best Jake and Amir ever

[@hiimbobe]

best jake and amir series ever

[@x76oPhan7om]

This always cracks me up

[@acweber2]

yes it's a reference to jake and amir explanation, thanks for your insight

[@GrandmaLSRP]

Best thing on Collegehumor :D

[@HaywoodJablowmeJr]

When you watch the outtakes then come back to the video it makes it much funnier

[@stazz316]

lmao i watched this one like a billion times but only now i got the I will be without ruth to you line

[@rsg1294]

#1 album on itunes...lets gooooo hoodie

[@magicjohnb]

I love how the ad for this vid has the geico lizard in it.

[@xcrystalcakesx]

i love jake!!

[@junior10582]

U guys are HILARIOUS

[@EWHRDIII]

0:38 This is the kind of beat boxing I hear in my nightmares.

[@Tornado3019]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

[@mikemcglasson1286]

blood diamond, it's my favorite past time

[@doddlecuddle]

I seem to find myself back at this video way too often

[@garyjaffe2802]

holy this is amazing

[@dannyfoster9420]

Is it just me who couldnt stop laughng at 'Salad for lunch, I don't think so!' XD

[@mikel334u2]

funniest jake and amir in a while

[@SgtCharisma]

The 3 most amazing people in the world.

[@dannysmack6391]

What murr said at 1:45 was soooo funny🤣🤣🤣 as well as when jake went acapella at the 2 minute mark 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂

[@sandim123]

LOVE Jake's shirt.

[@tannermcdavid6333]

I laughed so hard I dropped my phone at that murph rapping part. 😂

[@2994DMR]

best episode

[@ClumsyNinjaChick]

catcher and the rye t-shirt?!??! amazing!!!!

[@caitlinwalker6361]

I frickin LOVE hoodie Allen omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomggp

[@LeandraMarz]

I love hoodie's voice !!!

[@zegan7777]

I haven't seen this in so long and I forgot about that Murph part LMFAOOO

[@skillful101]

the last sound jake makes is so funyyy hahahhahahaha

[@SmoothdaHustla]

damn, another classic.

[@Zanarkke]

This is the funniest one ever!

[@Dalton_thekin]

Watched this like 7 times in a row...

[@Livingforthenow]

I NEED TO SEE THE OUTAKES FOR THIS!!

[@simplenamehere]

so I just found out who hoodie allen is, and it makes this video so much funnier

[@wuuhans]

Am I the only one, who wants to hear a full rap from Jake?! :D

[@thegamer74717]

i seen that one this one is the best though

[@Katherineglitters]

Amir's beat boxing is adorable ^.^ he's just like, hitting himself in the mouth and spitting

[@rajivk91]

When Jake plays crazy, it's a good day.

[@lulusobel8643]

I believe this is the first jake and amir with aggressive murph

[@swagginwagon69]

Lol love jake and Amir

[@autumnsushi]

Yessss Hoodie is life

[@crashworkproductions]

Sweet Catcher In the Rye shirt!