Literally Hitler in a nutshell xD "Well we've got the Soviets on one side, the Americans British and Canadians on the other, and i'm stuck here in this bunker." *Grabs Luger* "But that's okay."
I made the same stupid decision when I played Ottomans, I didn't do any decisions to make the war easier and not only was it difficult but afterwards i had only 17 divisions and no manpower. Then I tried again while doing those decisions: the Kemalists had just one province and after instakilling them I had 26 divisions and plenty of manpower.
@@SmallPotato2313 No that's easy, all you have to do is draw a fallback line and let them take the tiles just in front of the straights, then you encircle their entire army by going around them and taking Instanbul now that it's undefended
@@kidfox3971 yea i know but not everyone uses such tactics and therefore can have problems with quickly ending the war I personally set up naval invasion before the end of the focus which starts civil war and i try to encircle instanbul and quickly secure the area usually wins the war in 1-2 weeks mostly
Hitler: Alright, let me give you a juicy rundown on how it’s been going in the Axis, boyz...” *grabs Luger* “Let’s start with the Italian infantry running into Yugoslavia in the attempt to train a general...” *removes magazine* “Then losing 150k troops and asking for CAS...” *opens box of ammo* “Then the second Italian fumble, when I asked Mussolini ‘why aren’t you making rubber?’ He was apparently building silos instead of refineries...” *dumps ammo on table* “Let’s go on to Japan, now.” *puts rounds in magazine* “They got paradropped in some very strange places, by the names of Taiwan and Okinawa...” *puts loaded magazine in Luger* “...and also lost Korea for a time being...” *chambers a round* “But that’s all okay...” *puts muzzle in his mouth*
The Second American civil war is so fucking broken in this game i't not even worth considering the gold standard path. Unless you exploit the game or use console commands, YOU WILL LOSE. INVARIABLY.
Take a look at the calendar at the top right corner during the American Civil War. 4:30 January 11th, 1940 Rebellion starts 4:50 Jan 14th West Coast joins Constitutionalists 5:04 Jan 18th Pennsylvania falls 5:15 Jan 20th Midwest flips sides 5:36 Jan 23rd Southwest flips sides. In under two weeks, half the country falls. The war lasts until November '42, but most of the country's gone before three months of the start of hostilities. Damn, that's fast.
When playing the CSA, you need to do the Rustbelt and Freikorps focusses first. That way you have the whole Midwest safe and get 48 10 width divisions for free
There’s also gonna be two stages of secessions on both coasts. If you rush your troops to the front immediately they’ll get trapped when the second stage of secessions occur. I recommend setting up fallback lines near the center and setting up frontlines when the secessions end.
@@caelvanir8557 To be fair it doesn't help when it just flips states with no warning messing up any sense of a front-line you had thus wiping out your armies. I think a similar way on how the British fascist Blackshirt tree does it where you gain support in states that will join you if there is a CW.
@@GalladeTheGamer True but its never stated that this may lead to a civil war and it doesn't explain that doing this will secure the support of those states.
If you're going for the right side of the US tree, you need to do the part with invite lindbergh, work with the bund, freikorps etc. The Bund will secure the Rust Belt/Midwest for you, Freikorps is pretty self explanatory, it's 18width infantry volunteer units that will rise and that you get to keep post war, you can also spend 10 PP to raise silver legion (12w inf) militias, etc. You should also prep by building lots of mil in the Midwest/areas you get to keep. That's why you bother reading what focuses do, before randomly clicking them, instead of crying "OMG WHO DESIGNED THIS, THIS IS SO BAD" :D
@@youtubemodsaresnowflakelef7692 Usually takes me longer than that, not because of the fighting, but because I have to wait for the pp to do decisions/raise my conscription and mobilization laws while at war.
@@honeybadger6275 TBH, forget the civil war. Don't ally the sivler shirts (as they and 30% F support trigger the war), and just flip on the 1940 election. If you need a war to fight, build up some CAs to try and trigger the Naval Treaty ultimatum (which can lead to wars with Japan, France, UK, and Italy), or attack Japan over the Panay incident.
We need to make an overhaul mod where it’s all of the wackiest events of Bo’s episodes compiled into a alt history universe. Specifically that MacArthur is holding out in Taiwan preparing to reignight the civil war
@@owensibinga5593 you need to take a few focus before the Civil War fires so you can keep the area around the lakes and you need to "raise the free corps by decisions"
@Macke BO I completed the "Recruit the Free Corps" National focus but there was no decision in the decision tab to raise the free corps. I also completed the national focus "Work With the Bund" which is supposed to ensure that you keep Ohio, Missouri, Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana, and MIchigan when the civil war happens. I did not get to keep these states. And the only division the game gave me was a 12 with infantry division in florida called Eagle Legion.
I agree, during an MP game with my friends, I was America and the civil war was so one sided to the constitutionalists , I got like 7 divs whilst they got over at least 30
4:28 - *Civil War - Gods and Generals starts playing* 7:26 - " At the end of the book; he's another man Crashed; burned luck had turned HELL IS HERE AND NOW WHAT HAVE I DONE AND WHAT HAVE I BECOME"
you're supposed to do a few focuses before the civil war as the USA. The first one that gives you the invite donor desitions, then invite the German thing and then you have to ensure some states stay with you and get the extra divisions focus.
In the civil war don't click any do the buttons for the newspaper just let it expire that always works for me plus the constitutionalists get the troops and guns you make as us so pretty much have one unit and no guns that always works for me.
these meme games are the best, tons of chaos and confusion and fits the country balls quite nicely. since i think most people play their games like this these truly are hoi4 in a nutshell XD
I'm curious, how did you removed the "victor of the great war" malus from UK if going royalist? Only way i've seen is the traditionnal every man will fight focus
Simple because you the wrong Focus tree because when you do America you suppose to invite foreign minister until work with the bund amd recruit the free cops
Yeah the Second American Civil War is like "how tf do i possibly win this" the first time you do it, then you figure out how it actually works and then its pretty easy.
All of Bo’s games need to be “meme” games if only for the sheer entertainment factor. Besides, they like to joke about people larking in their games but then every single game has the same set up and execution with microing being a game changer whether Allies or Axis win.
“There’s gotta be a button we can press so let’s get pressing.”
The first time I’ve ever heard ISP Panic over HoI4
Thats isp panic?
>Italy has no divisions
>Historically accurate
True
True
True.
italy in both world wars: "guys, I have a plan" Italy has left the game
Okay dressel
The poor guy playing Germany just sounds so defeated.
"But that's okay"
Literally Hitler in a nutshell xD
"Well we've got the Soviets on one side, the Americans British and Canadians on the other, and i'm stuck here in this bunker."
*Grabs Luger*
"But that's okay."
but he won that game thanks to submarines
James just sounded sick of his allies' shit
Mussolini: *autistic screeches*
@@terrypennington2519 I've got Allies to the left of me, Soviets to my right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
*Starts a civil war with 0% of the population supporting them*
"Why is this civil war so hard?"
I made the same stupid decision when I played Ottomans, I didn't do any decisions to make the war easier and not only was it difficult but afterwards i had only 17 divisions and no manpower. Then I tried again while doing those decisions: the Kemalists had just one province and after instakilling them I had 26 divisions and plenty of manpower.
@@kidfox3971 tbh otoman civil war is easy at least i had no issues with it but can be tricky sometimes to capture instanbul cuz of the straits
@@SmallPotato2313 No that's easy, all you have to do is draw a fallback line and let them take the tiles just in front of the straights, then you encircle their entire army by going around them and taking Instanbul now that it's undefended
@@kidfox3971 yea i know but not everyone uses such tactics and therefore can have problems with quickly ending the war
I personally set up naval invasion before the end of the focus which starts civil war and i try to encircle instanbul and quickly secure the area usually wins the war in 1-2 weeks mostly
Tbf the us civil war is kinda dog shit, you have to do all the correct focuses to even have a chance
Italian competence in its purest form
or lack thereof
Brother
Poor germany
I almost went kia making this... Ohh and I forgot to put in the Mexico ball....
Yeetus
@Bokoen1 your bad at the game 1v1 me Serb
Is there are full playthrough of these games? Are you on twitch?
Masy Doda he does release some full episodes
are you gonna 1v1 me or are you too much of a pussy too reply
Hitler: Alright, let me give you a juicy rundown on how it’s been going in the Axis, boyz...”
*grabs Luger*
“Let’s start with the Italian infantry running into Yugoslavia in the attempt to train a general...”
*removes magazine*
“Then losing 150k troops and asking for CAS...”
*opens box of ammo*
“Then the second Italian fumble, when I asked Mussolini ‘why aren’t you making rubber?’ He was apparently building silos instead of refineries...”
*dumps ammo on table*
“Let’s go on to Japan, now.”
*puts rounds in magazine*
“They got paradropped in some very strange places, by the names of Taiwan and Okinawa...”
*puts loaded magazine in Luger*
“...and also lost Korea for a time being...”
*chambers a round*
“But that’s all okay...”
*puts muzzle in his mouth*
Star Trekker “its all okay. its fine. its fine. its fine. its fine.”
This has made me laugh thank you
i thought he'd shoot them lol
then squeezes
*he falls to the ground. his generals are left bewildered*
"Vhat do ve do, now? _Vhat zhe hell do ve do, now?!"_
When AI wins a civil war
🦀 *CRAB RAVE MP3* 🦀
is this a meme or something that i dont understand as ISP was playing the other america
@@joi1794 They were playing the same country I guess
yes they were co oping
@@Redplane70 makes sense with America
The Second American civil war is so fucking broken in this game i't not even worth considering the gold standard path. Unless you exploit the game or use console commands, YOU WILL LOSE. INVARIABLY.
Take a look at the calendar at the top right corner during the American Civil War.
4:30 January 11th, 1940 Rebellion starts
4:50 Jan 14th West Coast joins Constitutionalists
5:04 Jan 18th Pennsylvania falls
5:15 Jan 20th Midwest flips sides
5:36 Jan 23rd Southwest flips sides.
In under two weeks, half the country falls. The war lasts until November '42, but most of the country's gone before three months of the start of hostilities. Damn, that's fast.
Italians be like: You don't have army problem if you don't have army
"You can't have an incompetent army, if you don't have one."
They commented about kaiserreich but no one has commented of Mac Arthur’s trait “American Ceasar”
I mean that's the title of a very popular biography of him.
@@DIEGhostfish yeah but its spelt wrong
@@DIEGhostfishNo it's a Kaiserriech reference
"Full meme game."
Oh no...
*OH NO...*
Full meme game best game
>full meme game
>no trotsky
hm
When playing the CSA, you need to do the Rustbelt and Freikorps focusses first. That way you have the whole Midwest safe and get 48 10 width divisions for free
Even if you do the focuses for keeping land, it switches to the other side. No clue why, but the focus just doesn't fucking work!
There’s also gonna be two stages of secessions on both coasts. If you rush your troops to the front immediately they’ll get trapped when the second stage of secessions occur. I recommend setting up fallback lines near the center and setting up frontlines when the secessions end.
I honestly just feel bad for the Germany player at the end.
Don't worry, Germany actually won that game because LMAO subs.
Germany"this is fine"
@@Jsay18 is the full episodes uploaded somewhere ?
@SuperCornfield why didn't he invade Italy in 1936 then?
@@Jsay18 wolf pack
Not gonna lie, the leader of Chad sort of looks like Thanos
Darth Guilder *fuck*
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Virgin Italy vs. Chad Leader
"There are no accidents." - Master Oogway
Tbh he legit looks a black gigachad with that stubble.
Mexico doesnt have a ball SMH
It really do be like that sometimes
Then what are you
No balls
@@RandomPerson-jo7cw A Denmark
@@mexicoball2529 wtf is that?
>when loyalists don't raise the free corps
Really makes ya think
“I don’t have enough troops!”
Doesn’t take the focus to get more troops
@@caelvanir8557 To be fair it doesn't help when it just flips states with no warning messing up any sense of a front-line you had thus wiping out your armies. I think a similar way on how the British fascist Blackshirt tree does it where you gain support in states that will join you if there is a CW.
crplsteve - That’s fair
@@crplsteve If you take Support the Bund, you get the basically the entire Midwest and the South (iirc).
@@GalladeTheGamer True but its never stated that this may lead to a civil war and it doesn't explain that doing this will secure the support of those states.
Poor america forgot to pick correct focuses
like number 69.
nice.
Offer: -1,4Million% fuel
[Accept] [Accept]
Such a nice gift!
Best part is that it gave him the fuel xd
1:10 we Norwegians dont talk aabout ships and exercise in the same sentance
If you're going for the right side of the US tree, you need to do the part with invite lindbergh, work with the bund, freikorps etc.
The Bund will secure the Rust Belt/Midwest for you, Freikorps is pretty self explanatory, it's 18width infantry volunteer units that will rise and that you get to keep post war, you can also spend 10 PP to raise silver legion (12w inf) militias, etc.
You should also prep by building lots of mil in the Midwest/areas you get to keep.
That's why you bother reading what focuses do, before randomly clicking them, instead of crying "OMG WHO DESIGNED THIS, THIS IS SO BAD" :D
The only real risk you run with the civil war is not finishing it quick enough and the ai joining the allies.
@@honeybadger6275 It's easy to finish by 1938ish.
@@youtubemodsaresnowflakelef7692 Usually takes me longer than that, not because of the fighting, but because I have to wait for the pp to do decisions/raise my conscription and mobilization laws while at war.
@@honeybadger6275 TBH, forget the civil war. Don't ally the sivler shirts (as they and 30% F support trigger the war), and just flip on the 1940 election. If you need a war to fight, build up some CAs to try and trigger the Naval Treaty ultimatum (which can lead to wars with Japan, France, UK, and Italy), or attack Japan over the Panay incident.
The best meme in this video is FDR leading a faction called the "Constitutionalists"
well i mean, he never wanted to nullify the constitution, he just disagreed on interpretation from the supreme court.
yummydirt no he wanted to get rid of the constitution lmao
"Loyalists" at war with "Constitutionalists". What a contradictory scene.
Lets hope this one doesn’t get instantly deleted
Broken? Have you tried turning it off and on?
Kim Jong un, you should be plotting for world domination right now. Let India deal with tech support, k?
“Wow what a civil war you got there”
Famous last words
So slavery is allowed again?
@Michael Martin Nah africans will do
@King Spooper can we hit 7,442,000,000 subs? Nah, it's just expected, really.
@@henriquepacheco7473 Last Country to abolish slavery, ayyoo \o
north won again
Hahahaha, YES, FINALLY
GET'CHER BLACK ASS OVER HERE, TYRONE, WE KEPT THE COLLARS OILED JUST FOR YOU
8:51 Congratulation, you made the "Super Yamato", a project for a Beefed up version of the Yamato. Cuz more gun is better.
460 cm guns
Yes, I want a battleship that fires 15 foot shells. Give it to me.
8:38 Someone needs to tell him about the Tillman battleship designs.
We need to make an overhaul mod where it’s all of the wackiest events of Bo’s episodes compiled into a alt history universe. Specifically that MacArthur is holding out in Taiwan preparing to reignight the civil war
Where’s Kosovo? In Serbia, that’s where
Anyone who says otherwise is big gay
This is true kim.
lol i swear it got independence or something
@AWL Karneis did some research turns out the Usa recgonizes independence of kosovo and i live in the usa and there was genocide which disturbing
i played communist america today and basically the same thing happened to me, the average paradox experience
You don’t even need to flip for that focus tree, easy as fuck
Winning civil war in the communist path is actually very easy
When the Ethiopians successfully delete Italy’s entire army.
🦀CRAB RAVE.MP3🦀
Thank you Bo, very epic!
1:37 no wonder the UK parliament left.
They ran off before brexit could become a thing
Sweden ...before the eu became a thing.
Man the Guns is great but now I can't into navies :(
Shit is like graduating from algebra to quantum physics. I gave up. Too much micro.
Paradox doesn't know what play testing is.
this is so true, I played as the loyalists and had 14 divisions to the constitutionalists 74 and had control over like 10 states.
@@owensibinga5593 you need to take a few focus before the Civil War fires so you can keep the area around the lakes and you need to "raise the free corps by decisions"
@Macke BO I did raise the free corps and it gave me one division with six infantry in it and that's it.
also i did work with the bund and it still gave the democrats the midwest
@Macke BO I completed the "Recruit the Free Corps" National focus but there was no decision in the decision tab to raise the free corps. I also completed the national focus "Work With the Bund" which is supposed to ensure that you keep Ohio, Missouri, Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana, and MIchigan when the civil war happens. I did not get to keep these states. And the only division the game gave me was a 12 with infantry division in florida called Eagle Legion.
5:44
Germany has the best opinion of them all
“Everyone kept complaining about running out of fuel.”
Germany: First Time?
Soo you ever gonna play SCP again? Please?
SCPlease again
Sonar Productions agreed
Pleeeeeease?
SCP and Rainbow Six Siege.
NobleWarrior 04 this just keeps getting better and better
Why is there no Kosovo?
Serbia:Shhhhhh
Das war ein befehl.
First the Galapagos then the world is the best quote ever
Leader of Chad looks like Ben Carson lol did anyone notice that?!?!
8:27 I just laughed my ass off
Bo, that Yamato with more turrets sounds like a Tillman Battleship.
I do t think I’ve laughed so hard on a meme game for awhile now
This is why we cant have Yugoslavia players in MP, Italy does not stand a chance against the might of the Slav.
italian generals in the yugoslav war when asked what’s happening “H E L P M E”
Kosovo integrated into Morava:
*J U I C Y*
Braun has been defeated as the most historically accurate Italy
Bo: says "Britain"
Countryball text: says "England"
Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Same here
This... is about what I expected...
You guys need to play more Man The Guns for some quality HOI4 Memes
As a someone who lives and is from Bristol I'm honoured Bo mentioned my city
I agree, during an MP game with my friends, I was America and the civil war was so one sided to the constitutionalists , I got like 7 divs whilst they got over at least 30
7:41 i can't believe they didn't take the freecorps focus. I just use that focus and spam divs to cover the front.
These guys predicted the U.S. Capitol Riots of 2021.
"First the Galapagos, then the world."
When they started talking about a fisherman, 2:40, an ad with a fisherman popped up! Coincidence ? I think not!
the grerman player at the end is so done with his allies XD
a norwegian battleship sunk after returing from practice
4:28 - *Civil War - Gods and Generals starts playing*
7:26 -
" At the end of the book; he's another man
Crashed; burned luck had turned
HELL IS HERE AND NOW
WHAT HAVE I DONE AND WHAT HAVE I BECOME"
"Never again will Chad be Chad."
Chad can't be Chad again when he's already Chad.
*Taps my head with a big smile*
I think Italy was roleplaying too hard.
you're supposed to do a few focuses before the civil war as the USA. The first one that gives you the invite donor desitions, then invite the German thing and then you have to ensure some states stay with you and get the extra divisions focus.
TheNationalistMapper You Again Fucking Ustasa
In the civil war don't click any do the buttons for the newspaper just let it expire that always works for me plus the constitutionalists get the troops and guns you make as us so pretty much have one unit and no guns that always works for me.
*encirclement in pennsylvania* as a Pennsylvanian, I approve of this
The moment the Axis lose all brain cells, Bruh what you guys doing
Been waiting for this! Thanks!
your welcome
who the fuck thought saying where is kosovo was a good idea?
When I get Hearts of Iron IV I sincerely hope that I can play with you guys
Mods for HOI4: *Exists*
USA: *Sad freedom noises*
-this is a bloody ok-
When you get a MTG ad before the video and watch the whole ad.
these meme games are the best, tons of chaos and confusion and fits the country balls quite nicely. since i think most people play their games like this these truly are hoi4 in a nutshell XD
first it's iron now oil
Man, Researching Lad Doctrine when not in war is pain in the arse
Literally can’t wait for full episode
I'm curious, how did you removed the "victor of the great war" malus from UK if going royalist? Only way i've seen is the traditionnal every man will fight focus
the german player in the no memes game is the literal definition of this is fine
Simple because you the wrong Focus tree because when you do America you suppose to invite foreign minister until work with the bund amd recruit the free cops
0:27 the country ball is missing.
Yeah the Second American Civil War is like "how tf do i possibly win this" the first time you do it, then you figure out how it actually works and then its pretty easy.
"this is fine, everything is okay"
james,poor
"When I saw this notification pop up in my dashboard I clicked faster than shit through a goose" -George S Patton 1946
James sounded like he was so sick of his allies xD
"This is historically accurate"
You guys adding in country balls makes it so much better.
Hearts of Iron 4: Man, the fuel.
7:28 Sherman’s march to the sea. 2.0!
All of Bo’s games need to be “meme” games if only for the sheer entertainment factor. Besides, they like to joke about people larking in their games but then every single game has the same set up and execution with microing being a game changer whether Allies or Axis win.
Happy to see James is still around!
As an New Englander, this made me happy
You should of recruited the free corps earlier
Writes 460cm [ wtf ] and says 460 mm [ it's alright ] guns, cool stuff there Bo
"Wheres Kosovo?"
wym Kosovo is Serbia
You must be the funniest guy in your school
@@blendizogaj5941 seeth harder shqiptar
@@youarewrong2412 bruh learn how to type then talk to me back
@@youarewrong2412 brainwashed kid
@@cibo889 what? 💀💀💀
"First the Galapagos then the World" xD
that Yugoslavia was beautifully fighting
Yea im pretty sure the confederates had only virginia when the civil war started and had more men than the Union
Why in God's name can I not stop watching these videos?!