"I just want you to know that you ruined our engagement photos, even though you were just rowing through in a public place, and you didn't actually stop in the shot, and my best friend Becky, who is a totally professional photographer, but is too stupid to know not to click a snap while random strangers are in frame. gah."
Fun fact: All of the above ground water features in Central Park are man made. No sewage. The entire park was designed for aesthetic photo opportunities. However, there is a real river running through the park that is rerouted underground through a sophisticated system.
@@dominiqueprice3304a lot of cities did this and then eventually just put highways through black neighborhoods to break them up as well. U.S. History and modern times are disgusting most of the time
Thanks for all you put yourself through for our entertainment, Nick. Looking forward to your next video when you play in traffic. 😀 I absolutely LOVE your sunglasses. ❤
Can you please do more things you absolutely hate and complain about them? This is priceless! (What's your take on rollercoasters? Playing the recorder? Pony-riding? Shopping on Black Friday in Walmart?... Oh, the possibilities...)
Please tell me you named ur turtle Franklin b/c of the cartoon. They see me rowin, they hatin 😂 Saw the title & my 1st thought was, dear Lord how did he get a boat lol. Thanks for the content; love the commentary 💚
I just appreciate that Nick chooses to be honest about how he feels and what he finds valuable. Society has trained us to do things because other people claim they're worthwhile. Nick's superpower is his relentless honesty about exactly how many points things deserve. It's the dark existential comedy of the discomfort of living in a world of forced feelings and expectations. If he had a slogan, it would be "Nick Smith: Doing life, but not down with life". 😂 Also, if you were a Disney character, you would have to be Eeyore. ❤
This is my favorite Nick clip! I think you are so brave for undertaking an outdoor activity and letting us join you. The real estate review was particularly special, even if brief. The turtles showed up JUST for you! Part of me worries how you felt the day after, without a turtle shell to protect you. Several coats of different brands of sunscreen, sunscreen, and more sunscreen were needed, but perhaps you had that and still felt the heat. You didn't ruin anyone's engagement photos - any more than they ruined your social media clip. We all need to share the road. I mean waves. I mean ripples... It seems they did cool down their heat quickly, so it all worked out, mostly because you were a gentleman about it! 💚
Through all the struggle, Nick still managed to educate us on historical timelines and happenings. Professionalism costs nothing. And that luminous vampire skin showcase is a total bonus. Thanks for another one! 😂💗✨
The Dakota was also where the film ROSEMARY'S BABY was filmed. It had a more dreary Victorian look at the time. Boating with Nick was not as pictured in MAURICE but so much more entertaining. Afterwards Nick deserves to be treated to a cafe' brunch or lupper with a tall cool libation of his own choice.
"I should put a neck brace on and sue him, " 😂 that moment was hilarious. It reminded me of my college days trying to cross the parking lots/roads on campus.
Ahh poor Nick, the things you do to keep us happy. I should probably see a urologist or just wear a diaper when watching because you usually make me piss myself 😂😂😂
Hahahahaha!! You know, my husband and I went with friends to do a canoeing trip down a river. I stupidly chose the five mile instead of the one mile, and my husband and I hated every minute. Boats should have motors. There, I said it.
Nick, I feel for you...I am built similarly to you (tall and lanky), but I'm not in nearly as good a shape as you, so I would have done even worse in this situation--there would have been wrecks, capsized boats, near-drownings, turtles flailing about, and possibly explosions if I did what you did! (And in less time, alas!) So, well done to you for at least giving it a go, because from my perspective, you did quite good! :)
Even during the painful experience of rowing, Nick still wants to give people a tour of Manhattan real estate. He must really love NYC. ❣ What's more dangerous: rowing in Central Park or taking the subway?
“Hey that boat has 3 oars! “😅 j/k We really enjoyed this outing! Thank you for suffering for the lols. And awesome shout out to the Dakota. (Also In Rosemary’s Baby) that place always gives me the bad voodoo vibes. Also loved the “Nicolas” pleading off camera 😂😂 And we would cherish our engagement photos if you crashed them. ❤😊
The trees were beautiful in the background. Great to see the Dakotas and bit of skyline. Central Park is remarkable. I am sure it was a total pain in the arse tho. They see me rowing and they hate it. 😂
So you are my inner voice. I say that like I dot actually say what you say out loud but I like to pretend I’m a better person. It makes me feel better about myself. Lol
"What are you going to do after this?"
"Probably play in traffic." 🤣🤣 the deadpan way Nick said this just killed me
Nick’s complaining brings me so much joy. 🥰 I mean, I hate that he was so miserable, but man… he’s fun to watch being miserable.
People that do engagement photos in public places should just friggin deal with other people being in the shot. Honestly.
Also if the photographer is actually good they can edit out the other people
Esp in NYC. We arent pausing our day for a toursit wannabe photo op. Ever
Exactly!
"I just want you to know that you ruined our engagement photos, even though you were just rowing through in a public place, and you didn't actually stop in the shot, and my best friend Becky, who is a totally professional photographer, but is too stupid to know not to click a snap while random strangers are in frame. gah."
One time a couple was getting married on that bridge and they were annoyed people were crossing it! I walked super slow on purpose.
“Nicolas, to the bridge” and he died… 😂😂😂😂
I want to see a series titled "Nick Roasts Real Estate" where Nick spills the tea on famous places like Grand Central Station or Times Square!
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
that's a great idea.
I would be so happy to have Nick in my engagement photos. 😊
Who wouldn't?
Nick is the biggest mood, I love him so. "My ghostly skin is burning, I'm like a fajita rn" 🤣
"Nick, what's your favorite part of this?" "The end." I can't tell you how much I look forward to your videos, Nick. You crack.me.up.
Just seeing the title “nick goes boating” made me smile. You’re the best
Fun fact: All of the above ground water features in Central Park are man made. No sewage. The entire park was designed for aesthetic photo opportunities. However, there is a real river running through the park that is rerouted underground through a sophisticated system.
Yes man made….and built over several neighbors where blacks lived and were pushed out for sake of said aesthetics!
😙
@@dominiqueprice3304a lot of cities did this and then eventually just put highways through black neighborhoods to break them up as well. U.S. History and modern times are disgusting most of the time
The thought was there, and then they really said "blacks".
I did the Central Park boats once… this is accurate. I think my friend and I had these same conversations 😂😂😂
Nick rowing backwards the entire time is pretty impressive
I want more tours from nick
Yes NYC tour 🤣🤣
"Franklin Frankliiiiin" 😂🤣🤣
Nick is so effortlessly funny 💀💀
Thanks for all you put yourself through for our entertainment, Nick. Looking forward to your next video when you play in traffic. 😀 I absolutely LOVE your sunglasses. ❤
Can you please do more things you absolutely hate and complain about them? This is priceless! (What's your take on rollercoasters? Playing the recorder? Pony-riding? Shopping on Black Friday in Walmart?... Oh, the possibilities...)
Please tell me you named ur turtle Franklin b/c of the cartoon.
They see me rowin, they hatin 😂
Saw the title & my 1st thought was, dear Lord how did he get a boat lol.
Thanks for the content; love the commentary 💚
I just appreciate that Nick chooses to be honest about how he feels and what he finds valuable. Society has trained us to do things because other people claim they're worthwhile. Nick's superpower is his relentless honesty about exactly how many points things deserve. It's the dark existential comedy of the discomfort of living in a world of forced feelings and expectations. If he had a slogan, it would be "Nick Smith: Doing life, but not down with life". 😂 Also, if you were a Disney character, you would have to be Eeyore. ❤
This is my favorite Nick clip! I think you are so brave for undertaking an outdoor activity and letting us join you. The real estate review was particularly special, even if brief. The turtles showed up JUST for you!
Part of me worries how you felt the day after, without a turtle shell to protect you. Several coats of different brands of sunscreen, sunscreen, and more sunscreen were needed, but perhaps you had that and still felt the heat.
You didn't ruin anyone's engagement photos - any more than they ruined your social media clip. We all need to share the road. I mean waves. I mean ripples... It seems they did cool down their heat quickly, so it all worked out, mostly because you were a gentleman about it!
💚
This is my favorite too. Especially the “Franklin, Franklin” part.
Through all the struggle, Nick still managed to educate us on historical timelines and happenings. Professionalism costs nothing. And that luminous vampire skin showcase is a total bonus. Thanks for another one! 😂💗✨
thank you Nick for risking the sun and central park to bring us a great video. Hope you didn't get too burnt
When are we going to get a roller coaster video 🤣🤣🤣
*Opens UA-cam* OMFG NICK IS ROWING A BOAT, THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.
Thank you for not disappointing 💀
❤
I FELT the sunburn through the screen!
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Nick do so much physical activity. 💜
"Nicholas, what was your favorite part of this?"
Nick: "The end."
Breaks an oar.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Priceless!...
The Dakota was also where the film ROSEMARY'S BABY was filmed. It had a more dreary Victorian look at the time. Boating with Nick was not as pictured in MAURICE but so much more entertaining. Afterwards Nick deserves to be treated to a cafe' brunch or lupper with a tall cool libation of his own choice.
“Franklin?…Franklin.” 💀💀💀 Took me out.
Nick is so unhinged I love him 😂😂😂 I need more of this
"Franklin" 🤣 this man is a treasure!
"Nick, what is your favorite part of this?"
"The end."
Grey Gardens meets Olympic Rowing. Awesome as always you amazing beast 😅.
"I should put a neck brace on and sue him, " 😂 that moment was hilarious. It reminded me of my college days trying to cross the parking lots/roads on campus.
Nick is my new Coco Peru.
I can't wait to see what he does (and complains about) next.
it's liberating to be able to say "it was honestly not enjoyable and I'm not glad I did it" so I'm happy for you ☺
Ahh poor Nick, the things you do to keep us happy. I should probably see a urologist or just wear a diaper when watching because you usually make me piss myself 😂😂😂
With your videos you're bringing back vibes we lost years ago. I really enjoy your content for what it is, also you're just a hilarious person.
Iconic. Nick forcing himself to be out in the world is exactly what I needed to watch while stuck at home with a cold.
If I were a fish in that water, I'd have swam up to your boat and said NIIIIIICK!!
*Because I'd be a fish.
i knew from the thumbnail alone this was going to be iconic
Hahahahaha!! You know, my husband and I went with friends to do a canoeing trip down a river. I stupidly chose the five mile instead of the one mile, and my husband and I hated every minute. Boats should have motors. There, I said it.
Nick, I feel for you...I am built similarly to you (tall and lanky), but I'm not in nearly as good a shape as you, so I would have done even worse in this situation--there would have been wrecks, capsized boats, near-drownings, turtles flailing about, and possibly explosions if I did what you did! (And in less time, alas!) So, well done to you for at least giving it a go, because from my perspective, you did quite good! :)
Talk about work, girl. You're rowing backward. Euphemisms abound. 😂
Nick is so funnyyyy. I'm so glad he has a channel!
“That’s where we made out the first time!”
_“Yeah, I’ve made out with lots of people there”_ damn❄️☃️💀❄️
Starting my day with this makes me feel like I can do anything. Favorite UA-cam channel right now❤
Even during the painful experience of rowing, Nick still wants to give people a tour of Manhattan real estate. He must really love NYC. ❣ What's more dangerous: rowing in Central Park or taking the subway?
Thank you Nick. Nice way to experience NYC (from a tourists perspective) and such a great boating outfit. 😎
“Hey that boat has 3 oars! “😅 j/k
We really enjoyed this outing! Thank you for suffering for the lols. And awesome shout out to the Dakota. (Also In Rosemary’s Baby) that place always gives me the bad voodoo vibes.
Also loved the “Nicolas” pleading off camera 😂😂
And we would cherish our engagement photos if you crashed them. ❤😊
Uncle Nick diaries, on a boat❤🙌🏼
How is Nick cooking more chaotic than actual physical activity?
Two people on a boat. One person in need of a helping hand. Not a turn was taken. Lol I WOULD'VE ROWED FOR YOU NICK!!😂❤❤
FRANKLIN!!! 😂
You went for it….so proud! Kayaks are so much easier and so much more fun! Even canoes! You remind me how row boats can be so annoying. So much fun!!!
Franklin !!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
Nick - We love you boy!
lol...thank u for taking us on this journey,,,,,,
The moment I saw the title of this video, I said 'oh no....' and immediately clicked on the video
This is the best channel I've ever subscribed to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so happy you have a channel... thank you for being you!
I laughed till I cried and spritzed simultaneously😂
Thanks for taking us along, my arms are tired just watching this 😂
"Franklin!" 🤣🤣🤣
Immediately thought of Kathern Hepburn "On Golden Pond" :)
Kudos for doing it. You make me crack up with your expressions and commentary.
Love love love yo Nick ❤
You're such a grumpy delight❤
Also ive never seen anyone row forward 😂
That scoop neck... is a no 😂
😭😭
I love your hat, Nick! I loved seeing your tour guide side! You should do more historic tours with us!
okay but Nick really is an excellent host and narrator! It's fun to see him with Matteo but he really blooms on his own.
The trees were beautiful in the background. Great to see the Dakotas and bit of skyline. Central Park is remarkable. I am sure it was a total pain in the arse tho. They see me rowing and they hate it. 😂
You had me at boating 💕 🤣
Your look reminds me of Countess Luann for some reason. I love it!
Well I enjoyed it! 😂😂😂
"I don't have the arm strength." Same.
It's the arm strength for me
Nick, always an adventure. Would love to see your companion sometime. He seems like such a good sport. 👍.
That wasn't The Dakota, that was The Langham. Aren't you in real estate?? LOL
The camera man: "Row, Nick, row" 😅 Thank you for content! Would love for you to take us n little tours around New York w you!
I just k ow Nick was sooooooore and aching for days after this 😅
That video had me rolling with laughter. Tears and all. Ha! That is exactly how miserable I imagined it to be. Thanks for the clarification!
OMG, that hat is so Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan! 🍸🍸🍸You're suppose to have staff rowing the boat, silly!
Smashing hat this time round Nick! 🛕
I gave u a like for your effort 😂😂😂😂
I fking love Nick
So you are my inner voice. I say that like I dot actually say what you say out loud but I like to pretend I’m a better person. It makes me feel better about myself. Lol
Nick, you're a funken bumper boat out there😂, keep it up you rock those women's shirt, sunnies, hat, and sunburn.
WE FRICKEN LOVE YOU!!!!❤😂❤❤❤
I just love himmmm
Nick is my Spirit Animal.
love this
Lol did this yrs ago with friends this is EXACTLY how we were & immediately regretted doing it. It was a struggle 😂
Ok, we need you and Matteo to go camping, outside the city, in the wilderness.... that would be amazing lol
Well, that is good!! Congrats.
Love him
im super outdoorsy and hate row boating, it is tough work and low reward hahah good job Nick!
Nick!!! Love you!! Wish I was there to help you!!
❤ I just can't stop laughing..what is next Nick? Ice skating at Bryant Park?
You did it that's the takeaway.
I KNOW that Matteo is cracking up continuously for this whole video....