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  • @GirlWithTheDogs
    @GirlWithTheDogs  2 роки тому +1509

    Happy Hoodies now available on my website!
    www.girlwiththedogs.com

    • @sofiazalazar6904
      @sofiazalazar6904 2 роки тому +9

      Hi Vanessa, I need your help. So my cat is absolutely terrified of water, sometimes he even scares himself when he is drinking it lol. And I really need to give him a bath because well he stinks ..so do you have any suggestions as to what I can do to calm him down more once he is inside the bath tub.
      Thank you.
      By the way i love your videos so much and they always make me smile. I really appreciate everything you have done to help these adorable creatures.

    • @stacythomas1587
      @stacythomas1587 2 роки тому +3

      Hi! I laughed my a** off wth these two beauties! lol
      Have you've ever been bitten and is there any breed you won't groom? Thank you for all you do...

    • @stacythomas1587
      @stacythomas1587 2 роки тому +12

      @@sofiazalazar6904 Hi Sofia...you can get cleansing wipes made especially for kitties...probably on Amazon. My cat hates water, too, but he will tolerate the indignity of these wipes lol. If you do have to give kitty a bath, try to clip his "murder mittens". Hopefully Vanessa can give you some good tips. Your vet can probably give some great advice. Also, check out Jackson Galaxy(he is like a cat whisperer, seriously....funny, entertaining and HIGHLY informative) and his UA-cam videos. He has an answer for everything plus has a show on the Animal Planet. GOOD LUCK!

    • @sofiazalazar6904
      @sofiazalazar6904 2 роки тому +3

      @@stacythomas1587 Thank you!

    • @MrJx4000
      @MrJx4000 2 роки тому +1

      OMG, that's too funny Vanessa. I mentioned this in another video, that you should make up a 12-month calendar with some of the funniest happy hoodies pics (maybe one for cats and dogs?).

  • @Just_Pele
    @Just_Pele 2 роки тому +27225

    "That's your SISTER!"
    "It's ok, we're royalty."

  • @lizr4076
    @lizr4076 2 роки тому +19362

    "You're farting at the same time! Stop!" Lmao

    • @wafflenerfy
      @wafflenerfy 2 роки тому +312

      This comment told me this was gonna be a great video

    • @bravehearticus
      @bravehearticus 2 роки тому +185

      Don't all males?

    • @Smudgie33
      @Smudgie33 2 роки тому +199

      Not worried about trying to shag his sister but just about the farting at the same time! lol Love it!

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 2 роки тому +127

      Perfectly balanced as all things should be

    • @th3doc771
      @th3doc771 2 роки тому +40

      @@Smudgie33 ikr 😂 that's what I thought too.

  • @67comet
    @67comet Рік тому +2316

    "You're farting at the same time. Stop!" Blurt laughed .. too fun .

    • @leesweets4110
      @leesweets4110 Рік тому +4

      At the same time... as who?

    • @lonelyronin2428
      @lonelyronin2428 Рік тому +33

      ​@@leesweets4110 one dog was farting, then both. so both are farming at the same time as each other.

    • @leesweets4110
      @leesweets4110 Рік тому

      @@lonelyronin2428 Ah, there was two other people in the room besides the mops.

    • @Harsovoimaa
      @Harsovoimaa 10 місяців тому

      blurt?

    • @Harsovoimaa
      @Harsovoimaa 10 місяців тому +1

      @@leesweets4110 the hell u mean by that?? the other person wasnt farting

  • @KingKogi
    @KingKogi Рік тому +795

    As a Pekingese owner, I absolutely agree 😂 “if you have a Pekingese, you are not their owner, but rather their servant.” RIP my lovely royal dragon dog, Spudgy

    • @ethylg7572
      @ethylg7572 Рік тому +41

      I was like “wait, Spudgy?!” And then looked at the profile and went “Oh!!! Cool!!!”
      Spudgy was the absolute best! Thank you so much for sharing him with us! He is part of what inspired me to look for my own little cotton ball with teeth (Shih tzu mix) so I will be eternally grateful to him.
      RIP Spudgy! 💖💖💖

    • @artsygal112
      @artsygal112 Рік тому +17

      Loved Spudgy!

    • @manicpixiefangirl4189
      @manicpixiefangirl4189 Рік тому +8

      That is the best name ever😊

    • @HeyItsZee_
      @HeyItsZee_ Рік тому +13

      rest in peace king spudgy
      He's been in my thoughts I watched EYK for years

    • @joshleenall
      @joshleenall Рік тому +7

      Funny, I had one named Pudge.

  • @NoJusticeNoPeace
    @NoJusticeNoPeace 2 роки тому +8466

    Pekingese dogs were regarded as having dragon spirits capable of defending their masters from demonic attack, which is why they were so highly valued by royalty.

    • @KenS1267
      @KenS1267 2 роки тому +531

      I've always wondered if they were bred to look like Fu Lions or Fu Lions were carved to look like them.

    • @tundrawomansays5067
      @tundrawomansays5067 2 роки тому +268

      Looks like *he* was full of dragon spirits.

    • @NoJusticeNoPeace
      @NoJusticeNoPeace 2 роки тому +104

      @@tundrawomansays5067 She was lucky he didn't fly her off to his lair and eat her.

    • @Worldbuilder
      @Worldbuilder 2 роки тому +25

      @@NoJusticeNoPeace didn’t look like *eating* her was on the menu… ;)

    • @morganrobinson2436
      @morganrobinson2436 2 роки тому +21

      Odd question…..but is King Caesar from Godzilla modeled after a Pekingese?

  • @0142Jason
    @0142Jason 2 роки тому +11643

    You groomed them so well they had a Lannister moment.

    • @lisahiselius6539
      @lisahiselius6539 2 роки тому +231

      Underrated comment

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 2 роки тому +49

      Oh what the fu - 🤢🤢🤢

    • @mourushighosh1075
      @mourushighosh1075 2 роки тому +23

      🤣🤣

    • @cokiea57
      @cokiea57 2 роки тому +106

      YOU KNOW NOTHING, JON SNOW.

    • @georgielancaster1356
      @georgielancaster1356 2 роки тому +42

      I had to look that up. That is a Game of Throne's reference? It seemed to fit.
      I typed in Lannister scandal?

  • @FNHaole
    @FNHaole Рік тому +58

    “...and clearly, I must’ve done a superb job on Isis.”. The steady, dry-humored intonation narrating these visits make these videos highly enteetaining.

  • @BeaverBeaver2003
    @BeaverBeaver2003 2 роки тому +5326

    Every time you tell a dog they’re being rude/inappropriate, my brain immediately follows it with, “Not you, Meatball.”

  • @MessatsuGoshoryu02
    @MessatsuGoshoryu02 2 роки тому +6376

    The dog: *being completely normal and reasonable*
    The groomer: So let me tell you how this dog was bred for thousands of years to be an absolute asshole

    • @Bakanineinstein
      @Bakanineinstein 2 роки тому +111

      Thank you for this... Had me laughing for the better part of an hour or so! 🤣👍

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant 2 роки тому +65

      And she called him a bully!

    • @martineshamzin7535
      @martineshamzin7535 2 роки тому +45

      Not what I saw, but OK.

    • @timtreefrog9646
      @timtreefrog9646 2 роки тому +154

      He did try to bite her to be fair?

    • @ciara7264
      @ciara7264 2 роки тому +269

      It's all in good fun. A bit of history, a bit of sass and jokes, makes great UA-cam video in my opinion

  • @talonsandtails501
    @talonsandtails501 Рік тому +105

    My great grandmother had a Pekinese. My aunt and uncle found her as a stray just wandering around and she jumped right into their car when they opened it lol. She was a very sweet and laid back dog who kept my great grandmother company after her husband died. They both passed away a few years ago and I miss them both, but they had good lives

  • @aleeshagilbert1009
    @aleeshagilbert1009 Рік тому +12

    Isis is the egyptian goddess of healing and magic, and Loki is the norse god of mishchief.

  • @thebatmary5954
    @thebatmary5954 2 роки тому +4236

    I love how people have been extra about our pets for thousands of years.

    • @swagpigggy5538
      @swagpigggy5538 2 роки тому +77

      Every dog deserves extra love😁❤️🐕

    • @katherinesullivan9647
      @katherinesullivan9647 2 роки тому +89

      I know right “he is a dragon spirit” 😭 so small

    • @something3530
      @something3530 2 роки тому +81

      Remember that cats were worshiped in Egypt if you didn't don't worry your cats will

    • @katherinesullivan9647
      @katherinesullivan9647 2 роки тому +7

      @@something3530 😭

    • @gabrielbruce1977
      @gabrielbruce1977 2 роки тому +43

      People have always been people, and that includes being Extra about pets, and it's wonderful

  • @DrThunder88
    @DrThunder88 2 роки тому +9196

    The opening joke itself is worthy of hitting the like button.

    • @pantzrat6273
      @pantzrat6273 2 роки тому +7

      No it’s not

    • @SecondFloor2311
      @SecondFloor2311 2 роки тому +87

      Agreed! I was very pleased x’D

    • @Nobody-hc1rw
      @Nobody-hc1rw 2 роки тому +110

      @@pantzrat6273 Yes, yes it is.

    • @rl4740
      @rl4740 2 роки тому +21

      The thumbnail already.

    • @KandyGRL2U
      @KandyGRL2U 2 роки тому +12

      I laughed so loud 😂😂😂

  • @lemitak3867
    @lemitak3867 Рік тому +23

    How to make your OWN pekingese!
    Step 1: Find a mop
    Step 2: Slap two stickers on the top of the mop-these stickers MUST resemble large, adorable eyes.
    Step 3: Find a button to use for the nose
    Step 4: Take off the mop stick
    Step 5: Sprinkle on some sass
    BADABINGBADABOOM
    Your OWN Pekingese!

  • @anakamarvelous
    @anakamarvelous Рік тому +116

    “I had him from an egg y’know? Tiniest thing when he hatched. No bigger than a Pekingese. A PEKINGESE mind you” -sloshed Hagrid

    • @katherineduke3232
      @katherineduke3232 3 місяці тому +2

      Omg im so glad that im not the only one who thinks of this line!

  • @Sue_hrec
    @Sue_hrec 2 роки тому +5573

    “You are not their owner, you are their servant”. Ok, so this is basically a cat in a dog hardware 😅😃

    • @guyinthecorner0
      @guyinthecorner0 2 роки тому +118

      a biological hackintosh if you will

    • @vuchaser99
      @vuchaser99 2 роки тому +106

      Just not nimble or graceful. The first Chinese tank

    • @ari_valentine
      @ari_valentine 2 роки тому +9

      Yep 🤣🤣

    • @GodisMyNo1
      @GodisMyNo1 2 роки тому +48

      People serve dogs a lot more than they serve cats

    • @angelagriffin5130
      @angelagriffin5130 2 роки тому +28

      @@GodisMyNo1 Oh no, I have had both. At least the dog I had, didn't require anywhere near the servitude my two cats required, both the dog and cats were mixed breeds.

  • @docmalthus
    @docmalthus 2 роки тому +3756

    My grandparents had a female Pekinese named Ming. For grooming, my grandma would take her to the "beauty parlor", which consisted of being lifted up onto the washing machine and given a thorough brushing. After, when she was back on the ground, she would strut around looking VERY pleased. Peke's are such characters.

    • @docmalthus
      @docmalthus 2 роки тому +80

      ps If Loki would have tried to mount Ming the way he did his sister Ming would have kicked his butt.

    • @cindyinnew
      @cindyinnew Рік тому +38

      It seems that they truly have a regal way about themselves. It’s as if they know they were bred simply as companions to royalty

    • @WorknotWoke89
      @WorknotWoke89 Рік тому +15

      Loved our neighbors pekinese as a child growing up, it is my job to play with them and take them for a walk. Very lovable as pets but handful.

    • @docmalthus
      @docmalthus Рік тому +10

      @@WorknotWoke89 Like the lady said, we are THEIR servants, not the other way around.

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 Рік тому +19

      Of of ours would let you groom her but only if you were constantly telling her "you are going to be very pretty". If you didn't, she wouldn't put up with it :D she was definitely the queen of the pack
      By the way, Isis is just stunning! It's kind of rare to have a pure white Pekingese, she is beautiful.

  • @fifi8295
    @fifi8295 Рік тому +114

    I love the way she isn't scared of them trying to atack her🐾😍

    • @lunak1391
      @lunak1391 5 місяців тому

      never show you're scared

  • @glkification
    @glkification 8 місяців тому +42

    One of the things I enjoy most about your videos, and what keeps me coming back, is your hilarious and carefully crafted narrative voice overs. Your delivery is so clear, neutral, and dry - love it 😊

  • @azu8240
    @azu8240 2 роки тому +13963

    "You're farting at the same time!"
    How to destroy the aura of royalty in one sentence!
    Edit: i can't believe my most liked social media comment is about doggie humpie fartie farts...
    Thank you Girl for the informative video! 💛

    • @Hawk1966
      @Hawk1966 2 роки тому +175

      I died when she said that!

    • @jadefire2817
      @jadefire2817 2 роки тому +166

      I said in Vanessa's voice: "Inappropriate!"😂

    • @azu8240
      @azu8240 2 роки тому +106

      @@TheSighphiguy the fart sound begs to differ! 😂

    • @Hawk1966
      @Hawk1966 2 роки тому +48

      @@TheSighphiguy NO, she said farting. Numerous people have mentioned it.

    • @victoria7t
      @victoria7t 2 роки тому +44

      @@TheSighphiguy no. She said fart because he did fart. Turn up the volume and listen again.

  • @TessuDraws
    @TessuDraws 2 роки тому +2385

    Fun fact: The Pekingese is called Kiinanpalatsikoira in Finnish, which translates to Chinese palace dog.

    • @lesliethiessen4760
      @lesliethiessen4760 2 роки тому +117

      I think my tongue just knotted itself trying to pronounce that!! 😅

    • @maret1729
      @maret1729 2 роки тому +113

      That name is bigger than the dog!

    • @suitov
      @suitov 2 роки тому +47

      A very literal name, but pleasant sounding (even in my bad English attempt at Finnish pronunciation).

    • @Quotenwagnerianer
      @Quotenwagnerianer 2 роки тому +55

      @@Ink_Panther Which demonstrates again the strange and inexplicable relationship between Hungarian and Finnish.

    • @Quotenwagnerianer
      @Quotenwagnerianer 2 роки тому +35

      @@Ink_Panther What I meant that it is historically not clear why the Finns and Hungarians have languages closely related.
      Two islands in a sea of slavic languages.

  • @ccsevex1405
    @ccsevex1405 Рік тому +54

    My goblin is the cutest good boy and deserves all the comforts of royalty. 👑 🐶

  • @themaestroslady1812
    @themaestroslady1812 Рік тому +35

    I've been a "Peke parent" all my adult life. I absolutely love the breed. Fortunately, all of mine were sweet and even tempered - never had one that snapped at me the way this little male did.

  • @tonysmith7632
    @tonysmith7632 2 роки тому +4272

    Dust mop! "Opps, sorry wrong clip" had me rolling!!!
    Hilarious!
    And the grooms are beautiful.
    Thank you for the laugh!

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +3

      should i skip school for youtube video making? i making good stuff but i need much time to making. maybe replace school with making videos. i have two girlfriends. thanks for your opinion dear tony

    • @henri898
      @henri898 2 роки тому +12

      @@AxxLAfriku no! maybe you could try to balance them out instead

    • @siedliko
      @siedliko 2 роки тому +13

      @@AxxLAfriku No, looking at your videos, you better stay at school.
      NEIN NEIN NEIN !!!scheibe!!

    • @TheBlueB0mber
      @TheBlueB0mber 2 роки тому +6

      Forgivable. A truly understandable mistake!

    • @stacythomas1587
      @stacythomas1587 2 роки тому +6

      YES! I had to rewind to see the first few seconds b4 the joke sunk in lol....extremely clever and brilliantly funny on Vanessa's part, especially wth her dry humor lol.

  • @CynAnne1
    @CynAnne1 2 роки тому +4491

    My mothers Peke, "Little Girl", would try to bark when she was excited, with her head thrown back, nose pointed straight into the air...but all you'd hear were the sounds of tiny, staccato farts. 💨
    It was hilariously adorable... ❤

    • @dalpz205
      @dalpz205 2 роки тому +35

      🤣🤣

    • @vixxxenfoxxx3660
      @vixxxenfoxxx3660 2 роки тому +165

      My mom's Boston terriers were exactly the same. 4 Boston's doing barbershop quartet of flatulent tunes

    • @kuroyuri04
      @kuroyuri04 2 роки тому +54

      My neighbor have a little pommy that loves to bark everytime using his high pitched soprano tunes for a simple reason (like seeing a cockroach or meet with a bigger maine coon across the street). 😂😂😂

    • @lardlover3730
      @lardlover3730 2 роки тому +13

      @@vixxxenfoxxx3660 lmaoooo

    • @micheal2458
      @micheal2458 2 роки тому +10

      LMAO amazing!!

  • @wesleywarrick
    @wesleywarrick Рік тому +10

    The dry humor and sarcasm are my favorite! 😂

  • @joytee4967
    @joytee4967 Рік тому +5

    Reminds me of my two sibling chihuahuas, the late Ferdinand and Isabel. He always had to know where she was and what she was doing, and immediately had to reassert his right to his territory as soon as they were back together. He’s been gone almost two years, but Isabel actually likes when a male dog decides to stick his snoot up her hind end, must feel comforting to her. Dogs, they’re just the best! Thanks for the lense into your world! ❤🐕

  • @LeafseasonMagbag
    @LeafseasonMagbag 2 роки тому +4027

    It’s always fascinating to see dog breeds bred for practically no other purpose than for rich people to brag about.
    I love these wonderful floofs

    • @thoraneh7365
      @thoraneh7365 2 роки тому +253

      Dogs should be bred for health

    • @LeafseasonMagbag
      @LeafseasonMagbag 2 роки тому +211

      @@thoraneh7365 I completely agree, but I can't stop their breeding from where I am.
      And I can't stop from thinking they are cute.

    • @adrianrandom3448
      @adrianrandom3448 2 роки тому +134

      @@thoraneh7365 Agreed, however, they're still very cute!
      Let's hope, they also get to be healthy AND cute

    • @narnia1233
      @narnia1233 2 роки тому +75

      I had a Pekingese, a female. Don’t listen to this review of them. My family’s Pekingese was one of the best dogs we ever owned.
      They’re loving to their family, calm, confident, sweet, loyal. Not overly clingy.
      I’m telling you, you’re missing out on probably the best small companion dog you’ll ever have. No anxious behaviors. Very sturdy too. (They’re stocky, believe it or not and so they’re not afraid of being squashed, unlike many other small dogs).
      My family had an American Eskimo dog, Rhodesian Ridgeback dog, and then the small Pekingese dog and small poodle.
      The Pekingese is definitely at least number 2 in ranking out of those-maybe number 1. BTW, poodle unfortunately is definitely the worst when compared to these others.
      Anyways, yeah, they’re not exactly fond of grooming but most dogs aren’t. Our female Pekingese never bit anyone. Even when my much younger cousin when he was a little boy literally was running around and then reached to grab her face. He was a complete stranger to our dog at the time too.
      She lived to be 16 years old and she was a sweetheart her entire doggy life.
      Also you’ll be surprised to learn that Pekingese dogs are actually very healthy. Our dog died literally of old age-she had dementia and died from that (forgot how to eat, etc. so we had to put her down). But she never had a single illness her entire life. Even at 16 years old her body was apparently completely sound and good, people even thought she was a young puppy, for real. Because she ran around playing with no issues even at that age. People didn’t believe us when we said she was 16 years old.
      Anyways, they are great small dogs.

    • @skeeter9684
      @skeeter9684 2 роки тому +32

      @@thoraneh7365 Large dogs actually have a lot of health issues, they also live the shortest lives.

  • @likydsplit8483
    @likydsplit8483 2 роки тому +4106

    In 2019…you would never have convinced me that I’d be so fascinated by dog grooming videos.

    • @Theholyone999
      @Theholyone999 2 роки тому +9

      In 2019? What?

    • @nthomas87
      @nthomas87 2 роки тому +83

      It’s all about the presentation. I was recently fascinated with car detailing and lawn mowing. You’d be surprised how many interesting videos there are on mundane chores lol.

    • @marysmith2060
      @marysmith2060 2 роки тому +17

      Vanessa does an awesome job. Her care for the dogs and cats shines through.

    • @apophis456
      @apophis456 2 роки тому +14

      @@Theholyone999 they’re saying 3 years ago if you told them this is what they’d enjoy that wouldn’t believe you

    • @sashawhyte7396
      @sashawhyte7396 2 роки тому

      Same!

  • @seserlight3637
    @seserlight3637 2 роки тому +23

    I was trying now to laugh throughout the video but the part when she says "The servant that I am shaves out his royal behind." made me crack up so much.✨😂👍

  • @sorryitskylie
    @sorryitskylie 5 місяців тому +3

    the title on this video just beats every single thing i’ve ever read with my eyes, tysm 🙏🏼

    • @sorryitskylie
      @sorryitskylie 5 місяців тому

      update: farting did not happen when i expected to, 100/10

  • @WebcrawlerGal
    @WebcrawlerGal 2 роки тому +1890

    The crown of shame, LOL! As always, you have a way of word description.

    • @sjpatrik2
      @sjpatrik2 2 роки тому +5

      so cute

    • @calkelpdiver
      @calkelpdiver 2 роки тому +4

      Actually it is the "Cone of Shame." You have to watch the movie "Up!" to understand the reference. And you proved every reason why I will never ever own a Pekingese. I'll keep my Golden Retriever's thank you very much.

    • @ahshitherewegoagain7461
      @ahshitherewegoagain7461 2 роки тому +10

      @@calkelpdiver She called it a 'crown' of shame because the Pekingese are royalty dogs.

  • @KrinchiD
    @KrinchiD 2 роки тому +1014

    You should make a quiz for us, by showing us a bunch of grinch feet, and having us guess what type of dog they belong to.

    • @mclovin6039
      @mclovin6039 2 роки тому +36

      Excellent idea 💡 👏 🤣😂

    • @dakotaflores56
      @dakotaflores56 2 роки тому +6

      That’d be fun

    • @Minceraft69
      @Minceraft69 2 роки тому +18

      And then include the actual grinch's feet, just to see if we notice

    • @ianmichalski7997
      @ianmichalski7997 2 роки тому +10

      @@Minceraft69 I think we would notice. Very few dogs are green nowadays. The punk thing isn't in fashion anymore.

    • @KrinchiD
      @KrinchiD 2 роки тому +11

      @@Minceraft69 I think the Grinch's feet is the only one I would answer correctly. 🤣

  • @ForgottenKnight1
    @ForgottenKnight1 27 днів тому +1

    These dogs were also used in battle. Each dog contains the strength of 1000 brave warriors.

  • @jacquelinenoel2992
    @jacquelinenoel2992 Рік тому +9

    I love the final backyard scenes. Your grooming videos are so much fun! Thank you! 🌹

  • @phylk4683
    @phylk4683 2 роки тому +656

    I love where she says to the dog “your so mean, that was really uncalled for”. As though the dog will feel some form of shame. 😄

    • @nathanwilliams2152
      @nathanwilliams2152 2 роки тому +14

      I think that was a badge of honour for him 😁

    • @crystald3655
      @crystald3655 Рік тому +22

      Some dogs pick up on your displeased tone directed at them and will look ashamed of themselves. Others make it clear they couldn't care less.

    • @phylk4683
      @phylk4683 Рік тому +1

      @@crystald3655 but what about when the dog looks ashamed even though there’s nothing to he ashamed about?

    • @Psychs_x
      @Psychs_x Рік тому +7

      @@phylk4683 either the dog naturally looks ashamed, is intimidated or scared of something, ooor has done something bad and is waiting for you to find out about it HAHA

  • @ngray60
    @ngray60 2 роки тому +1153

    My Pekingese, Pinkie, is also very demanding and persnickety. She treats all of us as though we are only here to serve her. She’s ridiculous but I love her to pieces. She will be 14 next spring.

    • @Cooldude-wf4gb
      @Cooldude-wf4gb 2 роки тому +13

      I have a pikaneese names lucy and I can confirm she acts the exact same way lol.

    • @user-nh3yi6ih8h
      @user-nh3yi6ih8h 2 роки тому +21

      such an old queen definently deserves to be treated like one!

    • @cmarq817
      @cmarq817 2 роки тому +7

      Queen Pinkie! 😃

    • @annipsy2185
      @annipsy2185 2 роки тому +11

      i have a pekingese chihuahua, he mostly looks like a peke, but you can imagine the temperament. love him to bits.

    • @SecondEvilEx
      @SecondEvilEx 2 роки тому +4

      I wish her the best.

  • @brendasusanchristensen7058
    @brendasusanchristensen7058 Рік тому +7

    I have to say I love your big heart & witty commentary on all your videos! You give nuggets about the breed but then it just goes back to your monologue and I'm laughing. Thank you for the daily humor-its become a bright spot in my daily routine!!

  • @TheSeedsower107
    @TheSeedsower107 6 місяців тому +2

    I don't know what is more entertaining, the grooming or your hillarious narrations. Thanks for both !

  • @genenco1
    @genenco1 2 роки тому +354

    In truth, "Dogs have owners, cats have staff"....those dustmops are probably a cross between them.....😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dennisnedry8126
      @dennisnedry8126 2 роки тому +10

      first attempt at a fox

    • @countrysamurai
      @countrysamurai 2 роки тому +23

      They can't be part cat...a dignified cat would never dry hump the air.
      🤣

    • @Mp57navy
      @Mp57navy 2 роки тому

      My cat would play bowling with those little ugly mops.

    • @velvety2006
      @velvety2006 2 роки тому +1

      just a cat born in the wrong body?

  • @emilybeaman379
    @emilybeaman379 2 роки тому +1387

    "You are not their owner, but rather you are their servant" so they're dogs with the attitude of cats? A terrifying yet adorable combination

    • @MsAriella
      @MsAriella 2 роки тому +23

      I thought cat too when she said that lol

    • @lipstickzombie4981
      @lipstickzombie4981 2 роки тому +29

      Nearly all lapdog breeds have cat OS.😅

    • @TheAutisticFrog
      @TheAutisticFrog 2 роки тому +1

      @@lipstickzombie4981 yeah

    • @Peregrin3
      @Peregrin3 2 роки тому +10

      The difference is Cats think they are gods and we are their slaves.😂

    • @sharonzhong
      @sharonzhong 2 роки тому +6

      I have a poodle pekingese mix and yes, she's a cat in a dog's body. She shows no love to anyone, but gets angry when not paid attention to. She's also very intelligent and vengeful XD

  • @jessicapanetta7068
    @jessicapanetta7068 6 місяців тому +3

    The lawn play at the end made me laugh 😂... "No!!! Your farting at the same time"

  • @johannphysio4977
    @johannphysio4977 Рік тому +7

    “That’s extremely rude!” Hahahaha! Great video! I love your deadpan narration! Fantastic! Thanks for lifting all of our spirits!
    🙏🏻😊

  • @Anthony-fu6cl
    @Anthony-fu6cl 2 роки тому +137

    "YOU'RE FARTING AT THE SAME TIME!"
    I'm crying 😂😂😭

  • @missymarie2698
    @missymarie2698 Рік тому +383

    Wow, his efforts to get his groove on were of fart level. Impressive.

  • @XeroV1
    @XeroV1 2 роки тому +555

    The happy hoodie made him look like an angry chipmunk grandpa 🐿️🤣

  • @natachasales5051
    @natachasales5051 Рік тому +1

    Omg I love the music during the blow dry 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vanessathomas7437
    @vanessathomas7437 Рік тому +7

    You were in the presence of Royalty! You were certainly beneath Loki! LOL...The farts were your Tip!

  • @chimpurinkohimiru8920
    @chimpurinkohimiru8920 2 роки тому +583

    Pekingese dog was the very first dog breed I owned, seeing both of these fluffballs reminds me of my late pekingese baby Harvey. He was such a sweet boy and while he doesn't bark a lot, he does think of himself as a prince and he always wants to be spoiled with pets and kisses. I still remembered how he would bark cutely and thump his hind legs whenever I ate bananas or papayas, truly a small prince but he was very well-behaved. Be happy there on the rainbow bridge, Harvey

    • @whutzat
      @whutzat 2 роки тому +8

      I hope he wasn't humping and farting like this guy.

    • @karensquad9200
      @karensquad9200 2 роки тому +6

      @@whutzat STOP- 🤣🤣😂😂 THIS IS A MEANINGFUL COMMENT. I EXPECTED PRAYER BUT YOU JUST HIT ME WITH THAT🤣🤣😂😂

    • @GuantanamoBayBarbie2
      @GuantanamoBayBarbie2 2 роки тому

      @Tom Whalen what's going on?

    • @chimpurinkohimiru8920
      @chimpurinkohimiru8920 2 роки тому +4

      @@whutzat That small princely mop never farted on me or humping, he was such a well-behaved prince

    • @whutzat
      @whutzat 2 роки тому +3

      @@chimpurinkohimiru8920 Ah...then he was clearly a Prince among peasants. 👑

  • @allisonhoff5805
    @allisonhoff5805 2 роки тому +1466

    The joy with which you said, "he's humping the air!" made my day! Hahaha! Everything else is in such a calm meditative voice, but that one seemed to have broken through that. Keep up the good work!

    • @rowenkylee5627
      @rowenkylee5627 2 роки тому +3

      That's how some animals masturbate.

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 2 роки тому +12

      @@rowenkylee5627 Noted.

    • @mharris5047
      @mharris5047 2 роки тому

      @@rowenkylee5627 I think he was humping air because he just tried to mount his "sister" and impregnate her. I think he managed to do just that, he was close enough to be humping his "sister" instead of air for a second or two. Too bad the orange dog was vicious, he was so adorable.

    • @michaelamyers8549
      @michaelamyers8549 Рік тому +4

      My personal favourite was "You're farting at the same time, STOP!"

  • @andreapaolabaezpaz9733
    @andreapaolabaezpaz9733 Рік тому +1

    I had a pekingese as the first dog in my live, Ocatvious, and yes, he was royalty and "loyalty" his all 12 year with me... He's still in my heart, I'll always love him.

  • @joepop25
    @joepop25 Рік тому +1

    I’ve never seen one of these dogs but man they are beautiful

  • @michellevibonese5673
    @michellevibonese5673 2 роки тому +694

    Brings back memories of my own Peke whom we dubbed "The Emperor of Evil". He was unpredictably ferocious & once sank his teeth into my ribcage for simply trying to get off the couch to get a cup of coffee. Apparently I disturbed his royal nap 😬

    • @Hi-su6tm
      @Hi-su6tm Рік тому +49

      I once had a cat I called “the emperor of evil” her name was mischief

    • @themermaidstale5008
      @themermaidstale5008 Рік тому +23

      That guy shouldn’t have been allowed on the couch - no manners a’t’all. Hey Emp, this ain’t China!

    • @heddalinde1607
      @heddalinde1607 Рік тому +18

      I have a dog named Baltus. His name was “Grumpy” before we got him, and we certainly know why

    • @themermaidstale5008
      @themermaidstale5008 Рік тому +2

      @@heddalinde1607 I like that name; is he named after Katrina Van Tassel’s father?

  • @lauravoss4936
    @lauravoss4936 2 роки тому +300

    "The Pekingese was bred to have an air of self-importance" playing over the Happy Hoody Smoosh Tube is peak cinema.

  • @Kamisenbonn
    @Kamisenbonn 8 місяців тому +4

    You are a wonderful person, I love how much effort you put into grooming these wonderful animals

  • @paigemalloy4276
    @paigemalloy4276 Рік тому +2

    3:45
    Imagine if that dog was 100+ lbs . . . fuck
    Dogs are adorable and awesome, but they are also animals and animals are unpredictable by nature.
    Dog grooming is not a job that just "anyone" can do.
    Not only do you have to be knowledgeable, empathetic and perceptive enough to calm a nervous animal, you've also got to be steady as a rock and have balls of steel.
    Big fan- thank you for posting these lovely videos! ❤️

  • @chill-lady-brook
    @chill-lady-brook 2 роки тому +583

    For those of you wondering eye-boogers are actually called rheum.

    • @mayaashanti4955
      @mayaashanti4955 2 роки тому +31

      Ha why would we be wondering?😂

    • @caljones
      @caljones 2 роки тому +70

      “Eye-boogers” is infinitely cuter

    • @steveoconnor7069
      @steveoconnor7069 2 роки тому +59

      If she had said I removed the rheum from her eyes, she would have had to explain aka as "eye boogers" to me.

    • @gingeelise
      @gingeelise 2 роки тому +31

      @@mayaashanti4955 why not? curiosity is fun!

    • @hmocreations1120
      @hmocreations1120 2 роки тому +2

      Isnt dirty to remove them without a tissue or gloves?

  • @darkcreatureinadarkroom1617
    @darkcreatureinadarkroom1617 2 роки тому +407

    I know you must have fought a legendary battle to put Loki in the crown of shame (as in every other time that this happens), but the transition from "he misbehaved" to "and now he gets grounded" always makes me laugh. Kind of like a teacher and a naughty student.

  • @williambock1821
    @williambock1821 8 місяців тому +1

    Best title EVER!! Who would NOT want to open that book!!😂

  • @annafirnen4815
    @annafirnen4815 Рік тому +2

    My family who lives in the countryside adopted a Pekinese which wandered in the area. She's an absolute queen, would not take any BS from anyone, she also chased around a giant working horse without any fear. She's also a sweetheart that loves cuddles. Majestic animal indeed.

  • @momofschnauzers
    @momofschnauzers 2 роки тому +1022

    Your commentary is spot on. Pekinese, Pomeranians and Shih Tzus ... a groomer's worst nightmares. As for "his royal behind", you had me wheezing!

    • @mharris5047
      @mharris5047 2 роки тому +30

      I had a Shih Tzu. He wasn't that bad to groom, actually.

    • @ligaskirbauska8652
      @ligaskirbauska8652 2 роки тому

      Poms need to be groomed once per season if you do it good no need more.Once every 3-4 month,thats nothing.just brush well before wash and while drying,they got perfect coat,it just hates water and need to be dried good.If owners are not asholes then it’s easy peazy

  • @imperfctbutterfly6509
    @imperfctbutterfly6509 2 роки тому +551

    I have the feeling he was extremely PROUD to wear the crown of shame and will DEFINITELY earn it again 😌

    • @Duane_Grabert
      @Duane_Grabert 2 роки тому +34

      Well, the crown of shame is still a crown.

  • @conniemaniaci3612
    @conniemaniaci3612 Місяць тому

    I absolutely love your comments throughout the video. 😂

  • @aiylab3001
    @aiylab3001 Рік тому +4

    the jump cut to the crown of shame always gets me 😭

  • @sylfae
    @sylfae 2 роки тому +208

    This breed is remarkable. Had one as a kid, he was a prince that would sun in the window all day and wouldn’t leave my side when I got home from school.

    • @aabe1189
      @aabe1189 2 роки тому +6

      Basically a cat?

    • @Cloverkitty
      @Cloverkitty 2 роки тому +1

      @@aabe1189 Honestly? Yeah. They're great dogs, but the super smooshed face of some of them is a major turn off since they can struggle with respiratory issues.

    • @sylfae
      @sylfae 2 роки тому

      @@aabe1189 better than a cat. He never once snapped or bit me. He didn’t care for my dad and would usually tear into my dad in he got too close.

    • @sylfae
      @sylfae 2 роки тому

      @@Cloverkitty Breathing was never a huge problem with Charlie. He would go camping and hiking with us all summer long. I think when you get a Peke from a good breeder they are better.
      I have a Japanese Chin now, another brachycephalic breed. On overly hot days she is air conditioned, but she regularly runs in agility competition without issue.

  • @xioaw
    @xioaw 2 роки тому +734

    They look exactly like mops! My grandma used to have some, but unfortunately they were given away

    • @vishakhabh.6341
      @vishakhabh.6341 2 роки тому +18

      Aw! That's awful. 😔

    • @sus425
      @sus425 2 роки тому +43

      @@vishakhabh.6341 probably for the best if his gran couldn’t properly care for them anymore

    • @bobicrni1284
      @bobicrni1284 2 роки тому +63

      Mops or dogs?

    • @zsokarati9228
      @zsokarati9228 2 роки тому

      @@bobicrni1284 😆

    • @xioaw
      @xioaw 2 роки тому +6

      @@bobicrni1284 Dogs😂

  • @lstockton8468
    @lstockton8468 6 місяців тому +1

    We had female pekes when I was a child and they were the most haughty, snooty princesses ever! Some other family had males and they tended to be a bit more friendly and playful. But all of them were indeed our rulers and they were well-loved dust mops. LOL!

  • @susanwest6601
    @susanwest6601 8 місяців тому +2

    His royal behind🐾

  • @KaylaPearlCPNinja
    @KaylaPearlCPNinja 2 роки тому +378

    His little feisty snap at her really startled me. 😂

    • @averyh5303
      @averyh5303 2 роки тому +15

      My friend's pomeranian got my toe in just the same way, 10 years ago...no warning signs, at least none that I noticed. The incident biased me against small dogs forever...Pumpkin was a gorgeous little poof, but I'll stick with a big ol' boy or girl who can't get away with such antics!

    • @maliapiper6925
      @maliapiper6925 2 роки тому +6

      I had a Pomeranian named Pumpkin who passed away recently. He was the sweetest boy and loved meeting new people. It’s our shih tzu who you have to look out for haha

    • @onyx7273
      @onyx7273 Рік тому +1

      @@averyh5303 I have a surprisingly quite chill small dog. She’s a bit yappy but it takes quite a lot to get her to snap. Like she has to be really bothered. She never snaps out of the blue. Unusual for a small dog, to have that kind of patience and temperament.

  • @vitoliotino2458
    @vitoliotino2458 2 роки тому +268

    We call my brother’s Pekingese “Cousin It” as she looks like that character. There’s also no such thing as stealth mode with these dogs, they snort constantly.

    • @cuntress9000
      @cuntress9000 2 роки тому +4

      lmaooo that’s perfect

    • @blakearius
      @blakearius 2 роки тому +14

      Dog has breathing issues..
      Humans: Thats a quality I admire!

    • @kam-lw4ez
      @kam-lw4ez 2 роки тому +2

      Sad

  • @crystalheart9
    @crystalheart9 10 місяців тому +1

    They turned out beautiful. The end though.🤣

  • @ladygundiva5779
    @ladygundiva5779 Рік тому +2

    The paw pad shaving is is my favorite part and I don’t know why.

  • @richa111
    @richa111 2 роки тому +914

    I found this channel and came for the animals and subscribed and stayed because the commentary. Every video brings a smile!

    • @katwil89
      @katwil89 2 роки тому +9

      I know, right? I'm always so happy when I get a notification that she has uploaded.

    • @maret1729
      @maret1729 2 роки тому +4

      I think that's how we all wound up addicted to her channel lol

    • @viprthered
      @viprthered 2 роки тому +1

      You are 100% correct

    • @TreebeardsHome
      @TreebeardsHome 2 роки тому +6

      Exactly right. Come for cute dogs, stay for the relaxing voice explaining the history of each breed. Fascinating.

    • @80KLady
      @80KLady 2 роки тому

      Same!

  • @jessymcgowan3494
    @jessymcgowan3494 2 роки тому +503

    I'm so glad that there's good groomers like you out there. Our dog s are terrified of groomers because our previous groomers were abusive and usually hit them (we only found out later and switched to a better groomer IMMEDIATELY)

    • @cheri6360
      @cheri6360 2 роки тому +80

      Omg that’s terrible. Why would a groomer hit a dog? (Or any animal for that matter!). I’m sorry that happened to your fur baby, but glad you found out and were able to remove them from said groomer!

    • @NellieCollier
      @NellieCollier 2 роки тому +60

      Oh my god if I found out a groomer had been hitting my dog or any dog for that matter….I’m so sorry that happened to y’all and I hope they’re fired and are never able to work with animals again. What kind of internal management issues at that grooming business would’ve allowed that to happen? If I was in that position the moment someone tried to hurt an animal they’d be fired, and as someone who used to work with pets a lot I know for a fact that would be the case where I worked. I hope you and your dogs are doing well

    • @lalunaruna5769
      @lalunaruna5769 2 роки тому +52

      Nah I’d be throwing hands if someone hit my dog.

    • @angelica9593
      @angelica9593 2 роки тому +64

      @@NellieCollier It's actually more common than you think. My Mom's a groomer and the number of times she'd heard new clients say "My dog is nervous around groomers because of the last one" or something similar is way to high.

    • @Vanyel_K
      @Vanyel_K 2 роки тому +8

      How did you find out?

  • @NinaHansen2008
    @NinaHansen2008 4 місяці тому

    Thank you, Vanessa.

  • @Moth_ER
    @Moth_ER 4 місяці тому +2

    I always replay that intro at least several times 😭

  • @monkeybiziu
    @monkeybiziu 2 роки тому +255

    Loki: "I am a god, you dull creature!"
    GWTD: *turns on blow-dryer* "Puny God."

  • @mr6johnclark
    @mr6johnclark 2 роки тому +202

    You are their Servants:
    So basically you are saying...
    They're Cats
    Right?
    Gotcha😁

    • @merlinbrother1177
      @merlinbrother1177 2 роки тому +3

      Was thinking the same

    • @thedeviouspanda
      @thedeviouspanda 2 роки тому +9

      I've heard them called the dog version of Persians so maybe lol

    • @ImaNerdANDaGeek
      @ImaNerdANDaGeek 2 роки тому +1

      I spoil all dogs, so that pretty much describes every dog I have met.

    • @ImaNerdANDaGeek
      @ImaNerdANDaGeek 2 роки тому +2

      @@thedeviouspanda I have referred to them as such, but it was mostly because of their flat faces and long super thick fur. They *look* like the dog version of a persian cat.

    • @jessegolden1076
      @jessegolden1076 2 роки тому +3

      Absolutely! I have a pekingese and I don't know how many times we have said "she's just like a cat!".

  • @Msfifisquarepantz
    @Msfifisquarepantz 6 місяців тому +1

    Legend about Pekes say that a Lion and a Monkey fell in love and that pairing made this most preposterous darling of a dog. They can bite so hard and so fast that you will never know what hit you. They were carried around in the sleeves of kimonos by Chinese servants and in conquering the palace, a pair was stolen and brought back to England to be gifted to Queen Victoria who cherished them. To this day, they are still a very popular breed in the UK. Once you’ve had one, it’s difficult to have any other. I say that with a tear in my eye.

  • @embersandash
    @embersandash Рік тому +2

    I had a Pekingese - poodle as a child and her personality was the farthest from what you describe. Incredibly sweet, full of joy. Incredibly kind and affectionate. She was epileptic and my family refused to put her down for 19 years - when she would have a seizure, either me, my mom, or my grandmother, would go and stay with her and calm her until the seizure passed. At 19 she developed some other health issues that were much more debilitating than the seizures and she crossed the bridge. To this day, my mother and I can’t get another pet. I also had a cat who was anemic. He died in me and my uncles hands the day after a vet said he was going to be ok. I’ll never forget the look in his eyes.

  • @joselitostotomas8114
    @joselitostotomas8114 2 роки тому +238

    Vanessa: "Bug eyed bully"
    "Now he gets to wear the crown of of shame"
    "i hope you enjoy these hilarious mongrels"
    I was wondering when you're going to do pekes. I'm glad you did.

  • @cynderhazelworth4467
    @cynderhazelworth4467 2 роки тому +250

    My husband calls our tiny doggie a mop too! She's a shih tzu/Maltese/ something else mix, and she loves sitting atop pillows, and rolling around in the dirt.

    • @morkiethuglife2195
      @morkiethuglife2195 2 роки тому +8

      Sounds precious. I'm a 6' 250 # man tattooed with a Maltese morkie mix. Love that Lil dog.

    • @superpl55
      @superpl55 2 роки тому

      @@morkiethuglife2195 gay

    • @morkiethuglife2195
      @morkiethuglife2195 2 роки тому +1

      @@superpl55 grow up. Just because I'm confident in myself you're threatened I love my dog? Go bottom or something

    • @safabekr
      @safabekr 2 роки тому +1

      We have a shih tzu/maltese/poodle mix

  • @seaknightvirchow8131
    @seaknightvirchow8131 9 місяців тому +1

    I had a peke shih tzu mix but she was all peke in personality. She was the best dog I have ever owned and I still grieve at losing her at 15 years.

  • @aaishahbong3824
    @aaishahbong3824 6 місяців тому +1

    I used to have a Pekinese andhhe was the best dog and very intelligent. He got me out of a speeding ticket by looking sick, on cue and I miss him. Thanks for reminding me of him !❤

  • @RainzHollow
    @RainzHollow 2 роки тому +52

    “Oops, sorry- wrong clip-“
    😂

  • @AngryBerb
    @AngryBerb 2 роки тому +87

    That opening really caught me off guard lol

    • @dalpz205
      @dalpz205 2 роки тому

      Yes. Never heard of this channel but that title pulled me in and wasn't clickbait. That was good.

  • @umbriel6525
    @umbriel6525 Рік тому +2

    LMFAO "no you're farting at the same time, stop!"

  • @JennieRose8
    @JennieRose8 4 місяці тому +1

    Oh, my gosh. I about fell out of my char laughing! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @izzyhall3499
    @izzyhall3499 2 роки тому +110

    Growing up, my next door neighbors had a Pekingese. He was very ferocious and haughty. I was always afraid he would jump on me and try to bite me. My neighbors even put up a sign at their door that said “Beware of Attack Dog.” That being said, I kinda miss him now.

    • @jayclearmen411
      @jayclearmen411 2 роки тому +3

      my neighbor has a pekingese chow chow mix that is very territorial buddy’s got the spirit of a 6’4 gorilla…much to my displeasure…he’s always vigilant aggressive an dominant to ever animal he encounters…

    • @temi4116
      @temi4116 2 роки тому +2

      @@jayclearmen411 pekingese and chow mix.. does sound territorial .

    • @temi4116
      @temi4116 2 роки тому

      I've been around just a few pekingnese. Each was spastic, irritable, and was quick to bark at several things. I couldnt live with one. Too irritating. Too high strung.

  • @Beautifuldisasterdanae
    @Beautifuldisasterdanae 2 роки тому +69

    " No your farting at the same time stop" 🤣 These dogs look like old people without their dentures 🤣 I love the voiceovers she makes me laugh every time!

  • @maryjackson2308
    @maryjackson2308 Рік тому +10

    You're voice is so soothing.

  • @vaskitheinsane3985
    @vaskitheinsane3985 5 місяців тому +1

    I had a pika-Pom. Best little mutt ever. Lots of personality and a super happy dog. Lots of energy and the Pom mix helped them not have such a flat nose. His name was Oolong had him in my life for 17 years. Really love Pekingese and Poms due to that little nugget, made everything bright and energetic. Haven’t had the courage to go out and adopt another dog yet.

  • @staciek
    @staciek 2 роки тому +128

    “Oops sorry wrong clip”
    I love how educational these videos are but the commentary is the absolute best 😂

  • @kami4658
    @kami4658 2 роки тому +138

    When you were clipping her nails she was like "hurry up I have royal business to attend"

  • @laurenceshtull6777
    @laurenceshtull6777 7 днів тому

    Their Snoring is endearing

  • @fatamy8597
    @fatamy8597 Рік тому +1

    i died at the mop joke in the beginning LMAO

  • @amaza888
    @amaza888 2 роки тому +46

    "You are not their owner. You are their servant". So - a cat, basically. 😅

  • @atmosphericspark
    @atmosphericspark 2 роки тому +246

    "that's extremely rude" lol, I love it. I'm a grooming student at paragon right now, and I love these videos.

  • @aaronbaron3155
    @aaronbaron3155 Рік тому +1

    I lived w my aunt for awhile she had a Chihuahua/Pekingese... He was one of the best dogs ever. The sneezes lmao 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️