"NOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOONE FIGHTS LIKE DIO THROWS A KNIFE LIKE DIO NO ONE SUCKS OUT YOUR BLOOD FROM A BITE LIKE DIO" "YOU THOUGHT YOUR FIST KISS WOULD BE JONATHAN JOESTAR, BUT INSTEAD IT WAS JUST ME, DIO!"
We need whomever was voicing Pucci to be his voice actor for the stone ocean. I've always stood by the notion that an evil priest's voice should be soothing.
If the game Eyes of Heaven is of any indication, they did get a pretty good one for the role. Jouji Nakata has experience voicing another stellar character of similar nature, Kirei Kotomine.
Translation for Steel Ball Run, because first napkin. (All) Would you search together with us? The mysterious corpse parts. We welcome you to our race. (Best President) That is the saint, our noble saint. Paying due respect to the world. That is the saint, looking upon this land. Pax Americana for all eternity. Resounding yell to the uncharted roads. Go forth, my assassins! (Pork Pie Hat) I will find you no matter where you hide. Dropping my lure and reeling them up! (Ringo) Oh travelers I thank you for accepting to my duel. This is the world. The Man's world. 1 second, 2 second, 3 second, 4 second. 5, 6 seond, that road continues in the light. (Blackmore) Sorry, I'm finding the culprit, A slim girl and her accomplice. Feeling the presence at the shadows by the road. That man with the crown of thorns. (Dr. Ferdinand) Scary! Monster! Dinosaurs, respect the land. That is obvious. (Scarlet) Cute Lucy, let's be friends! Please sit on my face! (Mike O.) This world for the president! Seek them out my hounds. (11 Men) We are the set of 11 men. Appearing behind someone's back. (Kars 2.0) Don't you feel the cold waters? Unable to release my Stand, sinking to the bottom. (Axl RO) The past which I've thrown away to the darkness, it will be complete with your crimes! (Best President) I have taken the napkin! The first Napkin! Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap! D4C! (Diego) Everyone of you are guilty. I won't forgive you, dirty bumpkin. Rip your pride and grovel before me! Manhattan! If you give me that island then I shall be pleased to serve! Fabulous power, the world to me alone! Time, stop at once! (Best President) TRAIN! Lucy, become [Fortune]! Awake to your brilliant powers! (All) Mr. Valentine! Applause to our President! He is Justice! His is Justice! Justice! Justice! Justice! Justice! (Best President) USA, my homeland! All eternity be to Stars and Stripes! (All) A lot of Lalalala. (Best President) My hearts and action are utterly unclouded, They are all those of [Justice]! Now applaud to Best President, plebs.
“Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for.” ― George Sand
Translation for Duwang is not Crash. (Mr. Duwang) I have always been a plain man. It is obvious I would not stand out. But now I have changed my face and turn into a [Good Husband]. (Shinobu) Honey? (Mr. Duwang) And my competent Stand, I shall use your power to the fullest. It may be hard but I shall fulfill it, this melancholic and troublesome compulsion! Oh this poor unfortunate nature of mine! Your heart and words may be ugly, but your hand is pure and beautiful. Ah this poor unfortunate nature! It comes ceaselessly, ah I shall blast and kill! But of course, I'll take your hand. But there was a crisis, when my sandwich was taken, so I had to clean up that kid. Killer Queen! (Daddy Duwang) I shall watch and protect him from this photo, my poor child! (Mr. Duwang) For this poor unfortunate nature! Sheer Heart Attack, JAKUTEN WA NAI. I am explaining that I truly am wishing for a peaceful life. I don't concern myself with winning or losing, or making enemies that will prevent me from a good sleep. I think that as my position and happiness within this society. But of course if we fight, I won't lose though. I don't need intense joy, but in the reverse I won't get deep despair. That passive, quiet life was all I had wished for! I will survive! I will survive quietly! I may be bearing this unstoppable compulsion to kill people, but I shall live a happy life! I hate having my peace messed up! All I want was a quiet, passive life, mixed in with a [Family]. (Hayato) Papa? (Mr. Duwang) Which is why resistance is futile! I shall get rid of Jotaro and the rest as well! Blow em all up! (Shitty Hair) Kira Yoshikage! (Mr. Duwang) Until I hear that voice, come now! Absolute, unavoidable murder! Ah! What are you going to do!? I will turn back time. You have a beautiful hands! May I feel them? Ah this poor unfortunate nature! When I saw Mona Lisa, it may be crude but how do you say it.... I had a boner. Luck is on my side! Push the switch! Another One Bite ZA DUSTO!
Can I just mention I love how the first song, one of the lyrics I'm pretty sure was, "No one steals a first kiss like Dio" Plus he got the ten points for kicking the dog in the face. If that's not poetry, I don't know what is.
Someone wanted me to translate, but I don't have a lot of time right now, so I'll translate the first part. (Because as if mixing the already pompous Gaston with the flat out cruel and full-of-himself Dio wasn't enough. xD) Update: Romaji lyrics at the bottom if you don't read Japanese. :) 1:06 君はさすがだディオ 平然として "That's just what we would expect of you, Dio. Just being all cool-like." 1:12 おれたちに出来ない事 やってのけたぜ "You've succeeded in doing all the things we can't." 1:18 誰もが君に夢中 そりゃステキなやつさ "Everyone daydreams about you, what an amazing guy!" 1:27 どこがステキかなんてさ "If you're all wondering what his great traits are," 1:30 きかれても困るけど "He'll be troubled to be asked, but..." 1:36 イカしてるディオ すばしっこいディオ "You're so stylish, Dio and so smart, Dio," 1:44 そこにシビれるあこがれるディオ "We're all mesmerized with admiration for you, Dio." 1:46 ロンドンからやってきた 新しい友人 "Our new friend who comes from London" 1:53 町の誰にきいても "If you asked anyone in town," 1:56 ボスは君だと答えるさ "They'd all reply that you are in charge! (You're the boss)" 2:00 みんなのディオ 強いぜディオ "You are everyone's Dio, so strong you are Dio!" 2:07 何でも知っているディオ "You know everything, Dio" 2:11 そうさ俺はナンバーワン （そうだ！） "That's right. I'm Number One. (That's right!)" 2:14 たたえようディオ "Let's all give praise to Dio!" 2:17 英雄に乾杯 ディオこそみんなの誇りさ "A toast, to our Hero! Cause' Dio's the pride of everyone." 2:25 すごいぞディオ 負けるなディオ "You're amazing, Dio! Don't lose on us, Dio!" 2:31 初めてのキスはこのディオ "Your first kiss will be with me, Dio." 2:34 ドロ水で示す誇り "Your pride is shown in this muddy water." 2:44 （よくも）このきたならしい阿呆が "(How dare you) You filthy simpleton." 2:48 それゆけディオ 頑張れディオ "Go do that, Dio! Do your best, Dio!" 2:51 ゲロ以下のにおいでもディオ "Even to something that smells worst than vomit, Dio!" (... Eh Not sure if this is talking about Dio or the dog)) 2:54 犬を蹴りあげりゃ一番 "I am even the best at kicking dogs!" 3:00 １０点満点 "You got the full ten points!" 3:05 ガキの頃から目指した一番の金持ち "Ever since I was a kid I wanted to become the richest person ever." 3:08 でも今じゃ 石仮面被り "But now I wear a stone mask" 3:11 吸血鬼 URY URY "And became a vampire that goes 'WRY WRY'" 3:18 すごいぞディオ ボクシングもディオ "You're amazing, Dio! Even at boxing, Dio!" 3:22 殴りぬけて無敵さディオ "With your punch, you're invincible, Dio!" 3:26 ジョジョ 今俺は人間を やめるぞ ディオ "Jojo, now, I quit being human! Dio!" Romaji Lyrics 1:06 Kimi wa sasuga da Dio, heizen toshite 1:12 Oretachi ni dekinai koto yattenoketa ze 1:18 Daremo ga kimi ni muchuu sorya suteki na yatsu sa 1:27 Doko ga suteki ka nante sa 1:30 Kikarete mo komaru kedo 1:36 Ika shiteru dio subashikkoi Dio 1:44 Soko ni shibireru akogareru Dio 1:46 Rondon kara yattekita atarashii yuujin 1:53 Machi no dare ni kiite mo 1:56 Bosu wa kimi da to kotaeru sa 2:00 Minna no Dio, tsuyoi ze Dio 2:07 Nandemo shitteiru Dio 2:11 Sou sa ore wa NANBAAWAN (Number One) 2:14 Tataeyou Dio 2:17 Eiyuu ni kanpai Dio koso minna no hokori sa 2:25 Sugoi zo Dio, makeru na Dio 2:31 Hajime no KISU wa kono Dio 2:34 doro-mizu de shimesu hokori 2:44 (Yoku mo) Kono kitanarashii ahou ga 2:48 Sore yuke Dio, ganbare Dio 2:51 Gero ika no nioi demo Dio 2:54 Inu wo keri agerya ichiban 3:00 Juu ten man ten 3:05 Gaki no koro kara mezashita ichiban no kanemochi 3:08 Demo ima ja Ishikamen kaburi 3:11 Kyuuketsuki URII URII 3:18 Sugoi zo Dio, BOKUSHINGU (boxing) mo Dio 3:22 Nagurinukete muteki sa Dio 3:26 Jojo, ima ore wa ningen o yameru zo Dio (Disclaimer: I'm not a native speaker, but I have lived in Japan and still study it, so there are probably mistakes.)
the stardust crusaders song should've been "I can show you ZA WARUDO" (but if we're being honest, the one on here is amazing...and probably referencing what I was saying)
Everyone talking about how fitting Parts 3 and 6's are (and they are), and I'm focuing on Kira. First, the title of the song he's singing (pretty unfortunate to get kinkshamed). Second, ariel is like Bites The Dust arc Hayato. If she doesn't get the prince to marry her, Kira does some bad stuff. Also it's because of Ariel/Hayato that Kira/Ursula is beaten, and Kira/Ursula disguising themselves. With Pucci, I need to see Jolyne animated as Esmeralda. "DIO have mercy on her, DIO have mercy on me, DIO have mercy on us all" "How could DIO make the Joestars stronger than man?" Finally, DIO's singing voice is pretty much perfection incarnate.
Neil Connelly Kira's "Poor Unfortunate Souls" doesn't refer to himself despite the song is just a glorified monologue for him, but the title refers to his victims since he believes he purifies them by reducing them to his dream image of them where they can do no wrong (which just so happens to be a silent hand)
Captain Unprofessional Wait. What? When was it said he has a "dream image" of people? He just wants a quiet life, and also has a hand fetish. That's why he leaves the hand behind, so can cherish it. Nothing was ever said about a dream image of people..... It's more so about himself, he is the poor unfortunate soul. He just wants to live a quiet life and sleep soundly at night, but he can't because people are trying to find him and disturb his life.
Neil Connelly He kills people he's disgusted by too (look at the end of the People of Morioh chapter), so he doesn't just keep the hand to cherish the person, hence my "dream image" comment. He believes that the best state for the women would be as a hand in his possession (Also seen in the People of Morioh chapter). Regardless, I believe your interpretation is the far superior to my own.
Well, to be fair, at the end of that arc as well as with minako ,their personalities were disgusting, but their hands were beautiful. That doesn't mean he kills people with bad personalities, but the ones he is shown to have killed happened to have awful personalities. Keep in mind, he was going to kill shinobu, and she didn't disgust him. I'd have to look back at that chapter to see him say that, but oh well.
Neil Connelly All he says is "She has a beautiful face, but an ugly heart. I know just the way to purify her." Anyway, yeah, I'm bad with wording. I thought I implied that he kills [almost] everyone with pretty hands, but I guess that was a mistake on my end.
I translate. I would translate this, but it's like 30 minutes long... It's tough finding time as a college student. :\ Any part in particular? I can see what I can do.
I cannot get enough of that last song. Catchy melody, great singing, and just the idea of all the JoJo big bads singing together with their portraits is an absolute treat.
I have been watching this on loop since 3AM this morning. My overjoyed smug face has not faded once. Also, this is the best rendition of 'Our House Now' around, so damn well put together.
here is a little translate from the steel ball run part: Why do not you try looking that mysterious body We welcome you Our race It is a saint, venerated saint The world aims It is a saint, look up to this place Pax Americana Not long ago Scream echoing on the unexplored road Let's assassin
Ladies and Gentlemen ! You might, I say might, know me or not. In case you don't, I uploaded Kokoro JoJoru Collection (Part 1,2,3) from NicoNico and added subtitles in French, English, and even Japanese (with Romaji included). In the times coming, Spanish subtitles are going to be added too ! But we don't care about that. What I want you to know IS ! I'm currently working on translating the WHOLE FCKING VIDEO in English in a first time. I already contacted TayoEXE which provided EXCELLENT translations of Gaston's song with Phantom Blood DIO and Prince Ali with Stardust Crusaders DIO. I hope he'll answer soon. I love this fucking video it is a masterpiece. It awakened in me the wil of translating it as a whole. OPEN THE GAME !
My translation for the Prince Ali one. Romaji included. Note: I'm not past part 1, so I don't know the context very well of part 3, which is important for Japanese translation. 6:34 長き眠りを 終えて目覚める His long sleep is over! He awakes! 6:43 そらどけ ほらどけ じゃまだ Hey you, move over! Yeah, outta the way! おいコラ！ DIO様のおなりだ Hey, listen up! Lord Dio is coming! 偉いお方のお通りだ This is quite the man to be passing by! 6:54 その命 その血残らず 供物としろ Offer up the entirety of your life and your blood! 6:58 世界の王 時よ止まれ 皆私に従う I'm the king of the world! Everyone shall follow me. 恐れることは何一つない There's nothing that I'm afraid of. 今すぐに我が友になれ Be my pal right now. 世界の王 支配者DIO The king and ruler of the world, me, Dio! 底知れぬ邪悪の化身The very incarnation of never-ending evil. ジョースター一行もちょちょいのちょいだぞ The Joestar troupe? They're a piece of cake! 時をも統べる king of THE WORLD I even control time. King of the world! 最初はまばたきの一瞬 First, the instant I wink at them, いずれ思いのままに 愚かな人間どもは These foolish humans will end up doing my will. 平伏すがいい 我が前に Bow before me! 正に 地上最強 Naturally, I'm the earth's strongest. 7:55 どんな素敵な人も DIO様には及ばない None of the good-looking people can even match Lord Dio. （我らが王 悪の救世主） (Our king, the Savior of Wickedness) ハートはもう ドキドキだわ Oh, my heart is already fluttering! （強く 大きく 美しい） (So strong, so great, so beautiful) 褒められたらソワソワ 恋に落ちるか・も？でも！ When he praises me, I get so nervous... May- be- I'll fall for him? But! （「ずっと待っていた あの方を・・・」） ("I've been waiting for him the whole time...") 私の主は あの方だけ He is my only lord. 8:12 偉大なる「知」と「力」で With great wisdom and power, （Exactly! その通り！） (Exactly! That's right!) 全てを超越する He rises above all. （この世の帝王） The emperor of this world. 圧倒的なスタンド His overwhelming Stand! （最強だよ） (He's the strongest!) そう！誰よりもすばらしい 我らが絶対の王 That's right! He's our absolute king, more amazing than anyone else! DIO You're our Lord 8:36 始末すべき宿命とは 星の血筋の根だやし I am destined to eradicate the bloodline of the stars 我が元にまで 来てみるがいい So, come to me. 8:51 不死身不老不死 スタンドパワー My Stand Power keeps me young and invulnerable. 最高にハイってやつだ I'm the highest guy out there! 勝利して支配 過程や方法どうでもよいのだ It doesn't matter how I do it, I rule with victory! 無駄！ ザ・ワールド！！ It's futile! THE WORLD!! (Disclaimer: I'm not a native Japanese speaker, but I have lived in Japan and continue to study it and practice translation, so forgive me if there are mistakes. I am a native English speaker, though.) Romaji lyrics: 6:34 Nagaki nemuri o oete mezameru 6:43 Sora doke hora doke jama da Oi kora! Dio-sama no onari da Erai o-kata no o-toori da 6:54 Sono inochi sono chi nokorazu kumotsu to shiro 6:58 Sekai no ou Toki yo tomare Minna watashi ni shitagau Osoreru koto wa nani-hitotsu nai Ima sugu ni waga tomo ni nare Sekai no ou shihaisha, Dio Soko shirenu jaaku no keshin JOO-SUTAA ikkou mo chochoinochoi da zo Toki o mo suberu King of the world Saisho wa mabataki no isshun Izure omoi no mama ni Oroka na ningen domo wa Hirafusu ga ii, waga mae ni Masa ni chijou saikyou 7:55 Donna suteki na hito mo, Dio-sama ni wa oyobanai (Warera ga ou aku no kyuuseishu) HAATO wa mou DOKIDOKI da wa Tsuyoku ookiku utsukushii Homeraretara SOWASOWA koi ni ochiru ka. mo? Demo! "Zutto matteita ano kata o..." Watashi no shu wa ano kata dake da 8:12 Idai naru "chi" to "chikara" de Exactly! Sono toori da! Subete o chouetsu suru (Kono yo no teiou) Attouteki na SUTANDO Saikyou da yo Sou! Dare yori mo subarashii warera ga zettai no ou 8:36 Shimatsu subeki shukumei to wa hoshi no chisuji no nedayashi Waga moto ni made kite miru ga ii 8:51 Fujimi furoufushi SUTANDO PAWAA Saikou ni HAI tte yatsu da Shouri shite shihai katei ya houhou demo yoi no da MUDA! ZA WARUDO!!
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I better start seeing Jojo characters at Disney world now
WHERE THE FUCK IS MICKEY?!
you thought it would be mickey BUT IT WAS ME DIO!!!!!!!!!
Melted Sherbert If there's no Mickey that shit ain't Disney!
Mickey's battlecry stand
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
Part 6.
No one is Gaston like DIO.
Опа! И кого я здесь вижу ! Глеба!
You thought it was Gaston...
BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOONE FIGHTS LIKE DIO
THROWS A KNIFE LIKE DIO
NO ONE SUCKS OUT YOUR BLOOD FROM A BITE LIKE DIO"
"YOU THOUGHT YOUR FIST KISS WOULD BE JONATHAN JOESTAR,
BUT INSTEAD IT WAS JUST ME, DIO!"
“fist” kiss lol
"No one sexually harasses girls for the sake of angering their step brother quite like Dio!"
Hoop one gay like Dio.
We need whomever was voicing Pucci to be his voice actor for the stone ocean. I've always stood by the notion that an evil priest's voice should be soothing.
If the game Eyes of Heaven is of any indication, they did get a pretty good one for the role. Jouji Nakata has experience voicing another stellar character of similar nature, Kirei Kotomine.
He needs to SELL that talk with Miraschon.
Dub Pucci should be voiced by Xemnas.
Sadly..
@@notso_cody lol
Dude. Pucci with Hellfire is a match Made in Heaven.
Yoshicopter and it lives in a world over heaven.
It happened.
Disney bought JoJo as well.
IXA the Great and Powerful Be on the look out for Dio's Roaddaroller Experience only at Disney World, Orlando
IXA the Great and Powerful jojo confirmed for kh3. sora gets a stand.
Roxas theNobody No wait every Disney character gets a stand, even the shitty ones.
Marvel vs Jojo confirmed?
I mean, Ansem already has a Stand
DIO as prince ALI is so fucking fitting LMAO
Za Warudo is his magic Genie
Taptuk Can your stand do this (proceeds to stop time)
is this a jojo reference?!
What's a "Jojo"?
no
not everything is a jojo reference
you weeb
Everything is.
Joe Squid happy?
Translation for Steel Ball Run, because first napkin.
(All)
Would you search together with us? The mysterious corpse parts.
We welcome you to our race.
(Best President)
That is the saint, our noble saint.
Paying due respect to the world.
That is the saint, looking upon this land.
Pax Americana for all eternity.
Resounding yell to the uncharted roads.
Go forth, my assassins!
(Pork Pie Hat)
I will find you no matter where you hide.
Dropping my lure and reeling them up!
(Ringo)
Oh travelers I thank you for accepting to my duel.
This is the world. The Man's world.
1 second, 2 second, 3 second, 4 second.
5, 6 seond, that road continues in the light.
(Blackmore)
Sorry, I'm finding the culprit,
A slim girl and her accomplice.
Feeling the presence at the shadows by the road.
That man with the crown of thorns.
(Dr. Ferdinand)
Scary! Monster!
Dinosaurs, respect the land. That is obvious.
(Scarlet)
Cute Lucy, let's be friends!
Please sit on my face!
(Mike O.)
This world for the president! Seek them out my hounds.
(11 Men)
We are the set of 11 men.
Appearing behind someone's back.
(Kars 2.0)
Don't you feel the cold waters?
Unable to release my Stand, sinking to the bottom.
(Axl RO)
The past which I've thrown away to the darkness,
it will be complete with your crimes!
(Best President)
I have taken the napkin! The first Napkin!
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap! D4C!
(Diego)
Everyone of you are guilty.
I won't forgive you, dirty bumpkin.
Rip your pride and grovel before me!
Manhattan! If you give me that island then I shall be pleased to serve!
Fabulous power, the world to me alone!
Time, stop at once!
(Best President)
TRAIN! Lucy, become [Fortune]!
Awake to your brilliant powers!
(All)
Mr. Valentine! Applause to our President!
He is Justice! His is Justice!
Justice! Justice! Justice! Justice!
(Best President)
USA, my homeland!
All eternity be to Stars and Stripes!
(All)
A lot of Lalalala.
(Best President)
My hearts and action are utterly unclouded,
They are all those of [Justice]!
Now applaud to Best President, plebs.
Reito Shizaki I feel like someone should have thanked you for this, so thanks!
Reito Shizaki arigato, reito
Is it all right with you if I copy this (crediting you) into the pinned translation thread at the top of the page?
Reito Shizaki i'mma keep an eye out for your comments
This shit ain't Disney if there is no Mickey
Just noticed that there's a hidden Mickey in Kira's tie.
Erik M it means that this shit is, in fact, disney
OH MY GOD PET SHOP IS IAGO
ENGLISH SUB PLEASE, THIS VIDEO IS A MASTERPIECE AND I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A SINGLE WORD OF THIS
Fabio Picillo agreed.
This and the Heroes one both need them so bad.
theRx Is the video coming out weird? It's fine for me.
Don't worry I'm on this ! ^^
And even someone else provided translations of Part 1 & 3 !
ua-cam.com/video/eDQLE_1O63Q/v-deo.html
“Art for art's sake is an empty phrase. Art for the sake of truth, art for the sake of the good and the beautiful, that is the faith I am searching for.”
― George Sand
Pucci as Frollo is an amazing match.
an amazing match made in heaven.
That's a pretty damn good Kira impression :o
You could say it's...
GREATO!
Translation for Duwang is not Crash.
(Mr. Duwang)
I have always been a plain man. It is obvious I would not stand out.
But now I have changed my face and turn into a [Good Husband].
(Shinobu)
Honey?
(Mr. Duwang)
And my competent Stand, I shall use your power to the fullest.
It may be hard but I shall fulfill it, this melancholic and troublesome compulsion!
Oh this poor unfortunate nature of mine!
Your heart and words may be ugly, but your hand is pure and beautiful.
Ah this poor unfortunate nature!
It comes ceaselessly, ah I shall blast and kill!
But of course, I'll take your hand.
But there was a crisis, when my sandwich was taken,
so I had to clean up that kid. Killer Queen!
(Daddy Duwang)
I shall watch and protect him from this photo, my poor child!
(Mr. Duwang)
For this poor unfortunate nature!
Sheer Heart Attack, JAKUTEN WA NAI.
I am explaining that I truly am wishing for a peaceful life.
I don't concern myself with winning or losing, or making enemies that will prevent me from a good sleep. I think that as my position and happiness within this society. But of course if we fight, I won't lose though.
I don't need intense joy, but in the reverse I won't get deep despair. That passive, quiet life was all I had wished for! I will survive! I will survive quietly! I may be bearing this unstoppable compulsion to kill people, but I shall live a happy life!
I hate having my peace messed up!
All I want was a quiet, passive life, mixed in with a [Family].
(Hayato)
Papa?
(Mr. Duwang)
Which is why resistance is futile! I shall get rid of Jotaro and the rest as well!
Blow em all up!
(Shitty Hair)
Kira Yoshikage!
(Mr. Duwang)
Until I hear that voice, come now! Absolute, unavoidable murder!
Ah! What are you going to do!?
I will turn back time.
You have a beautiful hands! May I feel them?
Ah this poor unfortunate nature!
When I saw Mona Lisa, it may be crude but how do you say it....
I had a boner.
Luck is on my side!
Push the switch!
Another One Bite ZA DUSTO!
Yay!
My boy Pucci gets the best Disney song, hell yeah
Jesus Christ is his Nigga
Zed C I don't know how but I expected that song just from reading your comment. and I was right!
Now here's a thought. Kingdom Hearts with JOJO instead of final fantasy.
Deathmelon X Now imagine Sora with a stand.
『COME GUARDIAN』 SUBMITSUBMITSUBMITSUBMITSUBMITSUBMITSUBMITSUBMITSUBMIT
Who would win in a fight tho. Sora's stand The Key or Tamami Kobayashi's The Lock?
Organization XI
Xido
Xarsk
Rixak
Lixadovo
Xupicc
Navextenli
Yes Yes Yes
Subtitles are most definitely needed.
This is... the ultimate video form.
ものすごく…ディズニーです…
薬用ベンザミン
このスタンドは…ネズミーランドのスタンド!?
Can I just mention I love how the first song, one of the lyrics I'm pretty sure was,
"No one steals a first kiss like Dio"
Plus he got the ten points for kicking the dog in the face.
If that's not poetry, I don't know what is.
Someone wanted me to translate, but I don't have a lot of time right now, so I'll translate the first part. (Because as if mixing the already pompous Gaston with the flat out cruel and full-of-himself Dio wasn't enough. xD) Update: Romaji lyrics at the bottom if you don't read Japanese. :)
1:06 君はさすがだディオ 平然として "That's just what we would expect of you, Dio. Just being all cool-like."
1:12 おれたちに出来ない事 やってのけたぜ "You've succeeded in doing all the things we can't."
1:18 誰もが君に夢中 そりゃステキなやつさ "Everyone daydreams about you, what an amazing guy!"
1:27 どこがステキかなんてさ "If you're all wondering what his great traits are,"
1:30 きかれても困るけど "He'll be troubled to be asked, but..."
1:36 イカしてるディオ すばしっこいディオ "You're so stylish, Dio and so smart, Dio,"
1:44 そこにシビれるあこがれるディオ "We're all mesmerized with admiration for you, Dio."
1:46 ロンドンからやってきた 新しい友人 "Our new friend who comes from London"
1:53 町の誰にきいても "If you asked anyone in town,"
1:56 ボスは君だと答えるさ "They'd all reply that you are in charge! (You're the boss)"
2:00 みんなのディオ 強いぜディオ "You are everyone's Dio, so strong you are Dio!"
2:07 何でも知っているディオ "You know everything, Dio"
2:11 そうさ俺はナンバーワン （そうだ！） "That's right. I'm Number One. (That's right!)"
2:14 たたえようディオ "Let's all give praise to Dio!"
2:17 英雄に乾杯 ディオこそみんなの誇りさ "A toast, to our Hero! Cause' Dio's the pride of everyone."
2:25 すごいぞディオ 負けるなディオ "You're amazing, Dio! Don't lose on us, Dio!"
2:31 初めてのキスはこのディオ "Your first kiss will be with me, Dio."
2:34 ドロ水で示す誇り "Your pride is shown in this muddy water."
2:44 （よくも）このきたならしい阿呆が "(How dare you) You filthy simpleton."
2:48 それゆけディオ 頑張れディオ "Go do that, Dio! Do your best, Dio!"
2:51 ゲロ以下のにおいでもディオ "Even to something that smells worst than vomit, Dio!" (... Eh Not sure if this is talking about Dio or the dog))
2:54 犬を蹴りあげりゃ一番 "I am even the best at kicking dogs!"
3:00 １０点満点 "You got the full ten points!"
3:05 ガキの頃から目指した一番の金持ち "Ever since I was a kid I wanted to become the richest person ever."
3:08 でも今じゃ 石仮面被り "But now I wear a stone mask"
3:11 吸血鬼 URY URY "And became a vampire that goes 'WRY WRY'"
3:18 すごいぞディオ ボクシングもディオ "You're amazing, Dio! Even at boxing, Dio!"
3:22 殴りぬけて無敵さディオ "With your punch, you're invincible, Dio!"
3:26 ジョジョ 今俺は人間を やめるぞ ディオ "Jojo, now, I quit being human! Dio!"
Romaji Lyrics
1:06 Kimi wa sasuga da Dio, heizen toshite
1:12 Oretachi ni dekinai koto yattenoketa ze
1:18 Daremo ga kimi ni muchuu sorya suteki na yatsu sa
1:27 Doko ga suteki ka nante sa
1:30 Kikarete mo komaru kedo
1:36 Ika shiteru dio subashikkoi Dio
1:44 Soko ni shibireru akogareru Dio
1:46 Rondon kara yattekita atarashii yuujin
1:53 Machi no dare ni kiite mo
1:56 Bosu wa kimi da to kotaeru sa
2:00 Minna no Dio, tsuyoi ze Dio
2:07 Nandemo shitteiru Dio
2:11 Sou sa ore wa NANBAAWAN (Number One)
2:14 Tataeyou Dio
2:17 Eiyuu ni kanpai Dio koso minna no hokori sa
2:25 Sugoi zo Dio, makeru na Dio
2:31 Hajime no KISU wa kono Dio
2:34 doro-mizu de shimesu hokori
2:44 (Yoku mo) Kono kitanarashii ahou ga
2:48 Sore yuke Dio, ganbare Dio
2:51 Gero ika no nioi demo Dio
2:54 Inu wo keri agerya ichiban
3:00 Juu ten man ten
3:05 Gaki no koro kara mezashita ichiban no kanemochi
3:08 Demo ima ja Ishikamen kaburi
3:11 Kyuuketsuki URII URII
3:18 Sugoi zo Dio, BOKUSHINGU (boxing) mo Dio
3:22 Nagurinukete muteki sa Dio
3:26 Jojo, ima ore wa ningen o yameru zo Dio
(Disclaimer: I'm not a native speaker, but I have lived in Japan and still study it, so there are probably mistakes.)
Holy shit, really appreciate this.
TayoEXE This is awesome and hilarious.
Mind doing Part 6?
That background "whamuu" is magic.
the stardust crusaders song should've been "I can show you ZA WARUDO" (but if we're being honest, the one on here is amazing...and probably referencing what I was saying)
Everyone talking about how fitting Parts 3 and 6's are (and they are), and I'm focuing on Kira. First, the title of the song he's singing (pretty unfortunate to get kinkshamed). Second, ariel is like Bites The Dust arc Hayato. If she doesn't get the prince to marry her, Kira does some bad stuff. Also it's because of Ariel/Hayato that Kira/Ursula is beaten, and Kira/Ursula disguising themselves.
With Pucci, I need to see Jolyne animated as Esmeralda. "DIO have mercy on her, DIO have mercy on me, DIO have mercy on us all" "How could DIO make the Joestars stronger than man?"
Finally, DIO's singing voice is pretty much perfection incarnate.
Neil Connelly
Kira's "Poor Unfortunate Souls" doesn't refer to himself despite the song is just a glorified monologue for him, but the title refers to his victims since he believes he purifies them by reducing them to his dream image of them where they can do no wrong (which just so happens to be a silent hand)
Captain Unprofessional Wait. What? When was it said he has a "dream image" of people? He just wants a quiet life, and also has a hand fetish. That's why he leaves the hand behind, so can cherish it. Nothing was ever said about a dream image of people.....
It's more so about himself, he is the poor unfortunate soul. He just wants to live a quiet life and sleep soundly at night, but he can't because people are trying to find him and disturb his life.
Neil Connelly
He kills people he's disgusted by too (look at the end of the People of Morioh chapter), so he doesn't just keep the hand to cherish the person, hence my "dream image" comment. He believes that the best state for the women would be as a hand in his possession (Also seen in the People of Morioh chapter).
Regardless, I believe your interpretation is the far superior to my own.
Well, to be fair, at the end of that arc as well as with minako ,their personalities were disgusting, but their hands were beautiful. That doesn't mean he kills people with bad personalities, but the ones he is shown to have killed happened to have awful personalities. Keep in mind, he was going to kill shinobu, and she didn't disgust him.
I'd have to look back at that chapter to see him say that, but oh well.
Neil Connelly
All he says is "She has a beautiful face, but an ugly heart. I know just the way to purify her." Anyway, yeah, I'm bad with wording. I thought I implied that he kills [almost] everyone with pretty hands, but I guess that was a mistake on my end.
biggest smile on my face while hearing Gaston's song featuring Dio.
Anybody able translate this?
SOMEONE PLEASE TRANSLATE.
ﾉﾝ :(
I translate. I would translate this, but it's like 30 minutes long... It's tough finding time as a college student. :\ Any part in particular? I can see what I can do.
The fuckin' Prince DIO Part, plz
TayoEXE christmas break is comming up. go for it.
Also, if Kaato turns out to be the main villain of Part 8, her song should be "Mother Knows Best". ;D
Sure thing, I loved that song!!
I cannot get enough of that last song. Catchy melody, great singing, and just the idea of all the JoJo big bads singing together with their portraits is an absolute treat.
Please an English sub please. This is fantastic
Seconded, I want to understand what their saying.
I'm on this guys. ;)
Seo Vania did u finally do it
@@seovania9601 Why you lie :/
@@seovania9601 lies
"Basically, this is not a voice imitation"
>Proceed to imitate to the perfection.
Part 3 DIO voice is so damn good, easily my fav song of the pack
Emmanuel Francisco Abarca Jiménez the singer really did do a great job imitating Koyasu Takehito.
Valentine's should have been Friends on the Other Side. It fits his stand perfectly.
I'm so glad this was made and tons of people know about this.
Hellfire is by far the best disney song ever and it suits Pucci superbly
I demand subs! I want to understand these masterpieces
BENDROWNED33 agreed.
ua-cam.com/video/eDQLE_1O63Q/v-deo.html subs : )
Hey, we use the same picture! XD
A DOUBLE STANDO
Like your pfp
I just knew that Pucci was going to have Beata Maria. But still, the quality was top shelf.
Beriorn It was the only logical choice, my friend.
Pucci singing Beata Maria was a fucking masterpiece
its great because pucci is indeed the ultimate hypocrite
Screw kingdom hearts. Now I want jojo x disney
MIKI MAUSU!?
C'mon Ansem already has a Stand
Funny thing is both KH and the Bohemian Rhapsody chapters came out literally the same month, same year
***** Seriously? And both involve Mickey going missing
This needs to be animated
KING
OF
ZA
WARUDO
I wish kars sang a version of Snuff out the Light, the aztec and sun theme would be perfect for him
"Feel Like A Million" feels suitable for the Pillar Men from the sequel.
The Prince Ali/ King DIO I was hyped because I could see this being animated.
Someone, either add subs or make a video translating this because this is amazing but I can't fully appreciate it if I don't know what they're saying.
>Dio is Gaston
Should've seen it coming
I have been watching this on loop since 3AM this morning. My overjoyed smug face has not faded once.
Also, this is the best rendition of 'Our House Now' around, so damn well put together.
Father Enrico Pucchi singing to the tune of "Helfire". Of course XD
I did not understand a single word of it. All I know is that this. is. AMAZING!!!
between Part 3, 4, and 7 I can't decide which is the. best
even though everyone else has said it, this needs subs
Personally I believe 7 is the best with 3 coming at a close second
Nero's voice is amazing.
here is a little translate from the steel ball run part:
Why do not you try looking
that mysterious body
We welcome you Our race
It is a saint, venerated saint
The world aims
It is a saint, look up to this place
Pax Americana Not long ago
Scream echoing on the unexplored road
Let's assassin
This shit is amazing you are so talented and if you aren't going places then i will be severely sad.
Manman3872
The dude who uploaded this video doesn't own it lol
I never knew I wanted this
Fuck's sake! If there's no Mickey, this shit ain't Disney!!
took me awhile to realize that Pet Shop was playing as Iago hahaha
Ladies and Gentlemen !
You might, I say might, know me or not. In case you don't, I uploaded Kokoro JoJoru Collection (Part 1,2,3) from NicoNico and added subtitles in French, English, and even Japanese (with Romaji included). In the times coming, Spanish subtitles are going to be added too !
But we don't care about that.
What I want you to know IS !
I'm currently working on translating the WHOLE FCKING VIDEO in English in a first time.
I already contacted TayoEXE which provided EXCELLENT translations of Gaston's song with Phantom Blood DIO and Prince Ali with Stardust Crusaders DIO. I hope he'll answer soon.
I love this fucking video it is a masterpiece. It awakened in me the wil of translating it as a whole.
OPEN THE GAME !
Seo Vania subbed and looking forward to it
Yoshikage Kira was brilliant!
i listen to this everyday, thank you for bringing it to youtube
stardust crusader one is amazing
>prince dio/king dio
i demand to know who made this so i can built him an altar,also i agree sub pronto
You can go to niconico.jp, they even have extras and a livestream showing how they picked the songs and stuff.
ほんとにコレ好き！！！
I wanna go to "House of JOJO's Villains" and die.
Now I just wish there were English subtitles
this is pretty well done if it were animated it be damn amazing.
Wow...Pucci's voice sounds exactly like a Japanese Tony Jay.
My translation for the Prince Ali one. Romaji included. Note: I'm not past part 1, so I don't know the context very well of part 3, which is important for Japanese translation.
6:34 長き眠りを 終えて目覚める His long sleep is over! He awakes!
6:43 そらどけ ほらどけ じゃまだ Hey you, move over! Yeah, outta the way!
おいコラ！ DIO様のおなりだ Hey, listen up! Lord Dio is coming!
偉いお方のお通りだ This is quite the man to be passing by!
6:54 その命 その血残らず 供物としろ Offer up the entirety of your life and your blood!
6:58 世界の王 時よ止まれ 皆私に従う I'm the king of the world! Everyone shall follow me.
恐れることは何一つない There's nothing that I'm afraid of.
今すぐに我が友になれ Be my pal right now.
世界の王 支配者DIO The king and ruler of the world, me, Dio!
底知れぬ邪悪の化身The very incarnation of never-ending evil.
ジョースター一行もちょちょいのちょいだぞ The Joestar troupe? They're a piece of cake!
時をも統べる king of THE WORLD I even control time. King of the world!
最初はまばたきの一瞬 First, the instant I wink at them,
いずれ思いのままに
愚かな人間どもは These foolish humans will end up doing my will.
平伏すがいい 我が前に Bow before me!
正に 地上最強 Naturally, I'm the earth's strongest.
7:55 どんな素敵な人も DIO様には及ばない None of the good-looking people can even match Lord Dio.
（我らが王 悪の救世主） (Our king, the Savior of Wickedness)
ハートはもう ドキドキだわ Oh, my heart is already fluttering!
（強く 大きく 美しい） (So strong, so great, so beautiful)
褒められたらソワソワ 恋に落ちるか・も？でも！ When he praises me, I get so nervous... May- be- I'll fall for him? But!
（「ずっと待っていた あの方を・・・」） ("I've been waiting for him the whole time...")
私の主は あの方だけ He is my only lord.
8:12 偉大なる「知」と「力」で With great wisdom and power,
（Exactly! その通り！） (Exactly! That's right!)
全てを超越する He rises above all.
（この世の帝王） The emperor of this world.
圧倒的なスタンド His overwhelming Stand!
（最強だよ） (He's the strongest!)
そう！誰よりもすばらしい 我らが絶対の王 That's right! He's our absolute king, more amazing than anyone else!
DIO You're our Lord
8:36 始末すべき宿命とは 星の血筋の根だやし I am destined to eradicate the bloodline of the stars
我が元にまで 来てみるがいい So, come to me.
8:51
不死身不老不死 スタンドパワー My Stand Power keeps me young and invulnerable.
最高にハイってやつだ I'm the highest guy out there!
勝利して支配 過程や方法どうでもよいのだ It doesn't matter how I do it, I rule with victory!
無駄！ ザ・ワールド！！ It's futile! THE WORLD!!
(Disclaimer: I'm not a native Japanese speaker, but I have lived in
Japan and continue to study it and practice translation, so forgive me
if there are mistakes. I am a native English speaker, though.)
Romaji lyrics:
6:34 Nagaki nemuri o oete mezameru
6:43 Sora doke hora doke jama da
Oi kora! Dio-sama no onari da
Erai o-kata no o-toori da
6:54 Sono inochi sono chi nokorazu kumotsu to shiro
6:58 Sekai no ou Toki yo tomare Minna watashi ni shitagau
Osoreru koto wa nani-hitotsu nai
Ima sugu ni waga tomo ni nare
Sekai no ou shihaisha, Dio
Soko shirenu jaaku no keshin
JOO-SUTAA ikkou mo chochoinochoi da zo
Toki o mo suberu King of the world
Saisho wa mabataki no isshun
Izure omoi no mama ni
Oroka na ningen domo wa
Hirafusu ga ii, waga mae ni
Masa ni chijou saikyou
7:55 Donna suteki na hito mo, Dio-sama ni wa oyobanai
(Warera ga ou aku no kyuuseishu)
HAATO wa mou DOKIDOKI da wa
Tsuyoku ookiku utsukushii
Homeraretara SOWASOWA koi ni ochiru ka. mo? Demo!
"Zutto matteita ano kata o..."
Watashi no shu wa ano kata dake da
8:12 Idai naru "chi" to "chikara" de
Exactly! Sono toori da!
Subete o chouetsu suru
(Kono yo no teiou)
Attouteki na SUTANDO
Saikyou da yo
Sou! Dare yori mo subarashii warera ga zettai no ou
8:36 Shimatsu subeki shukumei to wa hoshi no chisuji no nedayashi
Waga moto ni made kite miru ga ii
8:51
Fujimi furoufushi SUTANDO PAWAA
Saikou ni HAI tte yatsu da
Shouri shite shihai katei ya houhou demo yoi no da
MUDA! ZA WARUDO!!
Keep up the great work.
Thank you so much
TayoEXE (Joseph (Young)): NIIIIIIIICE
AWAKEN my Oogie Boggie
Jojo fans: "What are they saying?!"
All of them are bragging about how badass and awesome they are.
Jojo fans: "Really?"
Trust me. . . . . .
Cant wait for this appear in KH3! Dio beating the shit out of sora with his stand would be a great treat :)
End My Suffering Sora wouldn't stand 5 seconds against Kira
Fernando Sau wouldn't stand 5 seconds against Speedwagon
WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!!! This is amazing.
i keep replaying the d4c part
we need subtitles for us otherwise we wont UNDERSTANDO whats being said XD
* UNNNDASTANNNNNNNNNNNN- *DU*
DO YOU UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAANDO
It's all RERORERORERORERO~
Dio:and every last inch of me's covered in BLOOOOOOD :D
Why no subtitles :'(
３部DIOと敵スタンド使い達の一体感が素敵です！DIO以外の敵は気持ち悪いとしか思えなかっただけに．．．
This is the best thing in Za Warudo
Ivo Robotnik prince DIO
hol horse looks perfect in this style
BurritoSenpai boingo is best animator for hol horse
Dio looks like Peter Pan
my god jjba and disney best match
JOJO DISNEY HAS NO WEAKNESS!
This is way too great.
It's gureato daze
That Steel Ball Run one was incredible
Oh good, Pucci is singing Hellfire. I was going to be very disappointed if Hellfire wasn't included at all.
i honestly dont know what i expected from this
this must be the work of an enemy stand
ディズニー風だなwうまいw
ずっと聴いていたい！
知っている悪役も、知らない悪役も、素晴らしいものばかり！
NO ONE BECOMES A VAMPIRE LIKE DIO
All of this goes together so well. Its perfect. English subtitles would be nice though.
Someone needs to get on the job of subbing this masterpiece.
Noooo dany
I love this video so much! Really love the villians songs in disney so...
So... who wants to add captions?
The first song is just Gaston in Japanese
素晴らしい！愛を感じる！！
Part 1: Dio
Part 2: Pillar Men Song
Part 3: Lord DIO'
Part 4: Unfortunate Duwang
Part 5a: Be Prepared
Part 5b: The Passione Song
Part 6: Heaven
Part 7: This is USA
All: Villain's World
I cant think of a more perfect choice for Pucci's song. I cant unsee him as Frollo now.
The voices are impressive
I forgot something Santana looks like tarazan
OMG kira would be unfortunate soul 😂😂
THIS IS USA
THIS IS USA
AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA
CyanFunk. Part 7 be like.