Sometime during my first 20 hours playing this game, a Lalafel dressed like Willie Wonka walked up to me and gave me a pet for free. And then flew away on a rocket ship.
This happened recently, but I remember watching a cutscene in New Gridania. Once it finished, I found that a group of Lalafell had encircled me. There were three rings of them and were all wearing the same outfit. I swear, there must have been over 30 of them. FF14 the first and only MMO I've ever played. I didn't know what was happening. I was scared and logged out.
Reminds me of my very first primal fight as a Hyur sprout. I came out of the Ifrit cutscene and was confused for a split second when I didn't see my teammates anywhere. Then I zoomed out and saw three experienced, decked out Lalafells circled around me /soothing me 😂😂😂
could you imagine my confusion when i walked in on my sibling afking in new gridania at the plaza and hearing a chorus of “wah! wah! wah! yay! wah!” off in the distance
I shared a drink with a lalafell once. A kind little fellow he was. I sometimes imagine myself being that small. A whole new perspective it must be. Everything and everyone will be towering over me.
Good times. I miss playing FF14. I had a lala paladin named Kermit The'Frog on Siren. Never ever took the frog head off. Often wore a suit. Wore green gloves to hide the fact that I'm not actually a lalafrog, but a regular lala.
@@Tailionis I'll return when Endwalker's wrapping up to do all the story stuff and return to playing bard only to drum in Limsa. :p Unlike most who play music on bard I don't use midi.
Yoshi-p designing Lala appearances:make them as cute as humanly possible Yoshi-p writing the plot:Make them as humanly fucked up as possible,and the LITERAL most evil race in the story.
I’ve been surrounded by a gang of 10-15 lalafells *multiple times* in Limsa. It is terrifying to see a horde of chaotic goblins running after you doing /surprise.
I tried to listen to Bonetrousle on my own one time after watching this video 15+ times and all I heard was clapping followed by lalafell noises. When I asked a friend whether or not this has ruined or enhanced my listening experience, the response I received was “Yes.” I believe this is a very accurate answer :3
I remember returning to my home world and seeing someone say how annoyed they were when strangers would just walk up and headpat them. In .5 seconds I deduced it was a lalafell and began locating the name. I found her, ran up, /pet, then immediately started running away. Looking behind me I saw she was furiously chasing after me.
I constantly run into a group of lala's named after the Eorzean moogles, dressed in the Moogle glam, sitting and swinging their legs on the steps to the Ul'dah Aetheryte plaza..... Sometimes I worry its mass destruction, but its also wholesome AF
I have made two lalafells. One is an actually serious character modeled after a dwarf, beard and all. The other is named leviathan. She is a tiny lalafell dressed up in meme costumes who tanks for a living
Started the game as Lala, tried changing into a taller race and the game became really... uncomfortable? for me lol everything seem to be smaller and it feels like there are less gaps for me to get through some content (though the hitboxes are technically the same for every races lol)
Do not let any Lala fool you, there are some that will do a really good job of pretending to be non evil (like Nanamo) but the truth is that every single one of us have a deep seething urge to conquer the world, mainly through finance
Yoshi-P to the programmers: Their animations needs to be as cutesy adorable childlike as possible. Every single one of them. Yoshi-P to the players: They're NOT children! Stop treating them like it! The warrior of light is always an adult! Those of us who see exactly where he went wrong: *facepalm*
The most vile of creatures. Be warry adventure, their outward appearance may seem harmless, but their uncanny abilitily to drain one's aether is unmatched by none other. Keep your distance if you value your life and sanity.
it's so funny being able to recognise a dc based on the people around hahahah, like I feel like that one pic of leonardo di caprio seeing Koala mallo and vile rose
Friend of mine got me and my friends into the game. Funny part, we are all Lalafells so it looks like our experienced friend became our kindergarten teacher following him around.
As a lala (currently) I created a special emote bar dedicated for harassing others with my emotes. So far my static is enjoying my /happy and /surprised. Instructions unclear, don't know what to do next.
I had a run in with a a group of Lalafells that were...dressed up as cosplaying Loporrits My heart melted as i love rabbit anything which thry told me they were cosplaying loporrits. So they danced around me and patted my head as i was a male Viera. They all then proceeded to tease me with marriage proposals...I didnt know you could marry in game as i am only 5hrs in at the time now 15hrs playing in total. I was surrounded by so many that I apologized that i could not...but till i reached chad lvl 90. I got sent 8 friend requests and they dm me in game on my progress...what the fuck do i when i reach lvl 90? They are gonna tear my poor Viera apart on wedding night...I swear if this video is proof of their crazy energetic personalities
oly, thats a story to tell ur future kids when they grow up LOL. Yeah, lalafell pretty much the rats of ffxiv xD. o7 GOOD LUCK ON UR FFXIV JOURNEY WE HOPE TO SEE YOU GROW STRONG AND HEALTHY!
A long long time ago all the raises live in harmony then everything change when the lalafell attack. The wol master off all raises was the only one that can stop them. But the the world needed him the most he vanished. 100 years later me and my brother found the new wol a elsen called Bob he's a funny one. But I know he'll save the world.
I played lalafell for about 8 years. The requirement to emote when in a group or near anyone taller was real. I went Viera when they came out though, and gave up hats as the penalty for height gain.
So I started trial account with a miqote named with a bunny name, planning to switch to viera once I upgraded off trail and fanta over, after being bombarded with the lala emotes at the "Lala bench" in Gridania I switched to lala instead and loved it ever since, even though people keep asking why I'm not a viera from time to time.
Some AFK sprout supposedly someone's alt and its purpose is to reserve the AFK parking spot at the aetheryte plaza by sending rude /tell's. Apparently, that's how he poked the hornets' nest and for about half an hour, this is all I heard and saw - a lalacluster doing emotes.
Once, when my character was still a viera i ended in a trail party as the only none lalafell and without missing a beat one called me that "babysitter tank" I lost my shit for full 3 mins.
I remember being chased by a group of lalafells named after ice cream flavors in limsa, never have I felt such fear
I scream
You scream
We all scream for ice cream
@@neroblack2704 wait, isn't that from spawn.
@@goodbro2046 No, it's from a commercial. It was in the Spawn movie though, the Clown guy says it.
I scream
You scream
We all scream
For the lala uprising has begun
@@goodbro2046👁👁
This lacks a group of 3-5 lalas doing wring hands emotes in a corner. Such a group is called a sales meeting.
/congratulate , /clap, /congratulate, /clap
🤣
@@WheatTee what does this mean? I haven’t played this yet but it looks crazy. Is it like the sim or something?
@@bigguy9151 XD, not quite its Final Fantasy 14 Online. So actually a MMO where a lot of random nonsense happens from time to time
this made me cackle out loud in public for about 3-5 seconds before i caught myself
Sometime during my first 20 hours playing this game, a Lalafel dressed like Willie Wonka walked up to me and gave me a pet for free.
And then flew away on a rocket ship.
This game is beyond cursed.
@@General_C in the best way possible.
Thats amazing!
He had to go, his people needed him
I had a similar experience with a lalafell named rat queen that emoted at me, when I replied with an emote they gave me a rat minion and flew away XD
This happened recently, but I remember watching a cutscene in New Gridania. Once it finished, I found that a group of Lalafell had encircled me. There were three rings of them and were all wearing the same outfit. I swear, there must have been over 30 of them. FF14 the first and only MMO I've ever played. I didn't know what was happening. I was scared and logged out.
same thing but in Lamia lol
good thing you logged out. If you didn't, you would have been a sacrifice to summon a demon lord
@@shinza8861 less a demon lord and more so the god of chicken nuggets to they could have a sleep over with nuggies
@@Rhea_is_gay a primal of chocobo nuggets. That doesn't sound too bad lol
Barely escaped with your life.
Reminds me of my very first primal fight as a Hyur sprout. I came out of the Ifrit cutscene and was confused for a split second when I didn't see my teammates anywhere. Then I zoomed out and saw three experienced, decked out Lalafells circled around me /soothing me 😂😂😂
/soothe is such good emote +respect to those lalas :3
could you imagine my confusion when i walked in on my sibling afking in new gridania at the plaza and hearing a chorus of “wah! wah! wah! yay! wah!” off in the distance
WAH WAH wah wah wah…..
I always know one is nearby when i hear that emote lol
I have never played this game
I will probably never play this game
but I so deeply feel the emotion that a group of them clapping at someone causes
hehehe i'm glad this vid has done that for yah :3
There are 2 types of FF14 players...those who are lala mains, and those who haven't realized their final form of a lala main
I'd rather stay as an Au Ra. Love my dragon girl...
Proud potato main here 🥔❤️
started as lala, changed to roe and after a month reverted back to lala
I just became a lala I will return to bun boii later but I am gonna remain lala for now
assimilation.
There is something magical about playing lala you just dont get from the other races, it's infectious and adorable.
And literally everyone pet u and talk to you 😂😂
I shared a drink with a lalafell once. A kind little fellow he was. I sometimes imagine myself being that small. A whole new perspective it must be. Everything and everyone will be towering over me.
Right? I love just randomly meeting a group of lalas and we all just hang out for a few minutes without saying a word before running away.
I wouldn't say being a potential pedophile is a magical feeling but that is how the rest probably feels about you
I wish fantasias could be earned in-game so I could swap to one ever once in a while.
Definitely don't wanna lose all my stuff with an alt.
Good times. I miss playing FF14. I had a lala paladin named Kermit The'Frog on Siren. Never ever took the frog head off. Often wore a suit. Wore green gloves to hide the fact that I'm not actually a lalafrog, but a regular lala.
KING
Return?
We'll wait for your return king
@@Tailionis I'll return when Endwalker's wrapping up to do all the story stuff and return to playing bard only to drum in Limsa. :p
Unlike most who play music on bard I don't use midi.
Is it, in fact, easy being green?
This tragedy... greater even that the seventh Umbral Calamity...
MUST be undone
If Lala emotes must be unwritten, let them be unwritten
Calalamity
Yoshi-p designing Lala appearances:make them as cute as humanly possible
Yoshi-p writing the plot:Make them as humanly fucked up as possible,and the LITERAL most evil race in the story.
I don't think he had much to do with either of those things lol
I think there are only like 3 Lalas that aren't that one is Nanamo, another is Krile, the third is Liliju (Lolorito's neice)
If I were canonically often mistaken for a toddler, I too would pursue a living through witchcraft/finance.
Tataru, krille, onion head boy. Only the ones in uldah minus the Sultana are evil
@@Tailionis we also forgot Pippin
I can safely say this is a pretty normal Lalafell day.
hehhehher
I’ve been surrounded by a gang of 10-15 lalafells *multiple times* in Limsa. It is terrifying to see a horde of chaotic goblins running after you doing /surprise.
I tried to listen to Bonetrousle on my own one time after watching this video 15+ times and all I heard was clapping followed by lalafell noises.
When I asked a friend whether or not this has ruined or enhanced my listening experience, the response I received was “Yes.”
I believe this is a very accurate answer :3
I remember returning to my home world and seeing someone say how annoyed they were when strangers would just walk up and headpat them. In .5 seconds I deduced it was a lalafell and began locating the name. I found her, ran up, /pet, then immediately started running away.
Looking behind me I saw she was furiously chasing after me.
I constantly run into a group of lala's named after the Eorzean moogles, dressed in the Moogle glam, sitting and swinging their legs on the steps to the Ul'dah Aetheryte plaza..... Sometimes I worry its mass destruction, but its also wholesome AF
:ooo where is this i must meet them someday
@@WheatTee Mateus/Couerul Crystal data center in Ul'dah aetheryte plaza!
Love the fact the BGM for all of this is Bonetrousle.
HEHEHEHEHE
Everytime I see a lala Im overwhelmed by emotions, Idk if its the cutest thing ever made or the most foul creation this game ever spawned.
hoolly ur actually right, HEHEHE
I have made two lalafells.
One is an actually serious character modeled after a dwarf, beard and all.
The other is named leviathan. She is a tiny lalafell dressed up in meme costumes who tanks for a living
as a lala myself this spoke to me on a deep emotional level
Spamming emotes at the talls is glorious pastime for the smol folk
Is also a baneable offense if you forget to turn off showing emotes in chat.
We still haven't visited lalafell homeland. When we do, it's gonna be a hoot.
We arrive and they greet us with Rali-Ho! instead of Lali-Ho!
Finally, the talls will be oppressed by our lala sized architecture, rather than the other way around!
sir they have made ul'dah their home through conquest and employing an insider as ruler to wean out the weak
And us Roegadyn players cannot enter any of the Lalafell buildings/homes.
I'd go back to Lala for the occasion.
Lalafell culture is so fascinating
The way the music mutes briefly when Babata is dozing off... sublime editing.
Can confirm, this is the lala experience
I know from experience.
hehehehehe
The level of pure gremlin energy contained just within the first 5 seconds is staggering
*clapping intensifies
so in short: a delight!
>in short
the lalas will remember this.
What an informative and well thought out video. Thank you Wheat--I learned a lot today
common misconception. That's not /angry, that's /angey
This has the energy of 10 lv 1 dwarves going up against a lv 10 dragon and succeeding in victory.. in a dnd campaign
w0t LOLL
Started the game as Lala, tried changing into a taller race and the game became really... uncomfortable? for me lol everything seem to be smaller and it feels like there are less gaps for me to get through some content (though the hitboxes are technically the same for every races lol)
I love the last scooby doo wail lmao
Do not let any Lala fool you, there are some that will do a really good job of pretending to be non evil (like Nanamo) but the truth is that every single one of us have a deep seething urge to conquer the world, mainly through finance
I want an endless loop of the first 5 seconds
WAIT now that you say that, I DO TOO!!!
I'd be terrified as well....
the fact that they're in Limsa explains so much
I love my bun boy but it's stuff like this that makes me really think about returning to Lalafell
huehuehuehue lalafell powa! >:3
Yoshi-P to the programmers: Their animations needs to be as cutesy adorable childlike as possible. Every single one of them.
Yoshi-P to the players: They're NOT children! Stop treating them like it! The warrior of light is always an adult!
Those of us who see exactly where he went wrong: *facepalm*
The fuck are you talking about?
Dude really had the audacity to expect us to take Pipin seriously.
@@AStrangeWindmill Pipin would fck you up
@@cabl7787 🤨
Pipin really is all business
As a very tall Au Ra, i can confirm that I do infact fear whatever goes through a Lala's mind, despite being multiple times their size.
I was looking for the one where u spin around /happy. Thank you very informative video!
i just started last month as a lalafell and this is the kind of vibe i aspire to
This makes me wanna Fantasia into a Lala. I have 2 more of them…
ROEGADYN FIRST MAYBE?
@@WheatTee BIG MOMMY ROEGADYNS ARE GREAT
@@WheatTee WHY DID YOU SEEM SO ADAMANT ABOUT A ROE!?
@@goldsonic210 geh
Go lala my friend. I switched to lala after 2 years of play. Best decision ever
The most vile of creatures. Be warry adventure, their outward appearance may seem harmless, but their uncanny abilitily to drain one's aether is unmatched by none other. Keep your distance if you value your life and sanity.
/follow :3
this is just normal limsa
seeing and makes it painfully obvious that this is crystal. blessed be to those FC's
I once witnessed robed figures in Gridania roasting a lalafell with campfire minions
A group of Lalafells is more terrifying than anything the Ascians could conjure up.
Here's a weird idea for a game: let's pit the Lalafells against the Sontarans from Doctor Who.
We can call the game "War of the Potatoes".
"War of the Potatoes" Hmmmm, it has a nice ring to it. IM DOWN
One of the many reasons why I love being a potato.
it's so funny being able to recognise a dc based on the people around hahahah, like I feel like that one pic of leonardo di caprio seeing Koala mallo and vile rose
Do you no day wey my bruddas!!!! The uganda clan lives on!!! Show dem da wey!
(most) Lalafel players: Adorably annoying.
(most) Lalafel npcs: Malevolently horny.
Tataru Taru: Malevolently Adorable.
Nanamo: Adorably adorable.
Papalymo: Adorably grouchy.
Krile: Nerd.
Liliju: Adorably Wandering.
Pagaga: Pagaga
Momodi: Literally the best
@@SailorSetsuna7 reason #4674 that the Ul'dah start is canon.
Hotel: Trivago
Friend of mine got me and my friends into the game. Funny part, we are all Lalafells so it looks like our experienced friend became our kindergarten teacher following him around.
WHEAT!
- BLOODBASH
BLOOD BASHU
I approve of this video.
If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true
You were expectings savage raiding was hard, then hear lalalfells laughing a whole day and having the horror movie voices.
HUEHUEUHUE :3
*Friend:* Why did you choose lalafell?
*Me:* [Shows this video]
*Friend:* I see. One moment, I need to buy a fantasia real quick.
/angry: Complain that dad isn't stopping for McDonalds.
/furious: Howl at the moon.
As a lala (currently) I created a special emote bar dedicated for harassing others with my emotes. So far my static is enjoying my /happy and /surprised. Instructions unclear, don't know what to do next.
my friend mash would recommend /highfive and /getfantasy, real rat energy
@@WheatTee Will do, thanks! :D
I made a macro with most of em😁
I had a run in with a a group of Lalafells that were...dressed up as cosplaying Loporrits My heart melted as i love rabbit anything which thry told me they were cosplaying loporrits. So they danced around me and patted my head as i was a male Viera. They all then proceeded to tease me with marriage proposals...I didnt know you could marry in game as i am only 5hrs in at the time now 15hrs playing in total.
I was surrounded by so many that I apologized that i could not...but till i reached chad lvl 90. I got sent 8 friend requests and they dm me in game on my progress...what the fuck do i when i reach lvl 90?
They are gonna tear my poor Viera apart on wedding night...I swear if this video is proof of their crazy energetic personalities
oly, thats a story to tell ur future kids when they grow up LOL. Yeah, lalafell pretty much the rats of ffxiv xD. o7 GOOD LUCK ON UR FFXIV JOURNEY WE HOPE TO SEE YOU GROW STRONG AND HEALTHY!
Those potatoes are diabolical... I don't believe any of their tenderness and in an innocent way...
The fact that Wheat Eat is a valid name for a Lalafell makes this 10x better
o7 rest in pieces Wheat Eat you will be remembered.... /salute
Legend says if lalafell players from all worlds group up they create the fourth grand company.
LMAO only time could tell :P
A long long time ago all the raises live in harmony then everything change when the lalafell attack. The wol master off all raises was the only one that can stop them. But the the world needed him the most he vanished. 100 years later me and my brother found the new wol a elsen called Bob he's a funny one. But I know he'll save the world.
I wish this game wasn't on a subscription.
big sadge TuT, i pray for u
We invaded Limsa and attacked every abomination, then a chunk of our FC got warnings. Hurt some giraffes feelings.
Wow what a bunch of tall turds ruining the fun
Lala’s are the best. 🤗🥰
The best race of the game :3
YES /AGREED
So happy when I realised this was on Materia. #lalasrepresentoceania
its videos like this that make me wanna fanta back to Lala
唐突におすすめに出てきたけどなにこれめっちゃ可愛いwww
For the record, Vile Rose is a god both in the Savage and Social aspects of this game. If you see them, give them a hug.
I don’t see them having a single savage parse tho?
So this is why i see lalas spam emoting on Ravana 😂
I played lalafell for about 8 years. The requirement to emote when in a group or near anyone taller was real.
I went Viera when they came out though, and gave up hats as the penalty for height gain.
*Shudders* Demons in disguise.
good choice music
no icecream tonight で笑いました
Male lala here always hitting the /happy you have heard me many times
Ah the umbral calamity has come again.
#lalafellmorelikesmellafel
/wringhands
yeah... that is why i chose a normal voice for my lala. i didn't want to annoy others, and especially not myself. lol
I feel compelled to make a lalafel now
missing that one emote that lala's use to demand to be carried
So I started trial account with a miqote named with a bunny name, planning to switch to viera once I upgraded off trail and fanta over, after being bombarded with the lala emotes at the "Lala bench" in Gridania I switched to lala instead and loved it ever since, even though people keep asking why I'm not a viera from time to time.
the lalafell virus is taking over
a grp of Lalafells is called a Murder
I've never been so proud to be a lala
Me either 😆
gang /clap seems to be a good counter to /headpats in limsa.😅
always always... :3
All I want to see is lalas soothe emote 24-7. Its what makes my kokoro warm.
I'm not entirely sure what I was expecting considering I've never played this game, but this was fun. Thank you for posting
Mad because WAH!
Put a smile on my face. Thxxxxx xD
looks like something that I did on Materia with my Lala alt.. just annoying people and emoting every single person I can
1:05 AWW THAT POOR AU RA!! XD
Yes, All the Yes
YESSS
Some AFK sprout supposedly someone's alt and its purpose is to reserve the AFK parking spot at the aetheryte plaza by sending rude /tell's. Apparently, that's how he poked the hornets' nest and for about half an hour, this is all I heard and saw - a lalacluster doing emotes.
You made me become a lalafel wheat and you do not know the terror i unleash >:D
WAH WAH WAH WAH
FF 14 the game were all your guild can become a kindergarden and annoy cat girls. Amazing
Once, when my character was still a viera i ended in a trail party as the only none lalafell and without missing a beat one called me that "babysitter tank" I lost my shit for full 3 mins.
OH MY GOD THAT WAS YOU IN LIMSA LOMINSA DOING THAT.