EPISODE: Episode 2 (The 2nd Episode)

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  • Опубліковано 2 кві 2020
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    I'M BACK! This is episode 2 of my Episode series, and it just keeps getting weirder. I name my baby, I kiss everybody in sight, and I spend too much money on in-game currency. Enjoy!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 11 тис.

  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  4 роки тому +50866

    guys i said NOT to comment about the toothpaste!!!!!

  • @flamingbricks7618
    @flamingbricks7618 4 роки тому +4705

    Everyone: not noticing the toothpaste
    Kurtis: don`t comment about the toothpaste
    Everyone: comments about toothpaste

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 4 роки тому +14

      The boy has power!

    • @albedox6428
      @albedox6428 4 роки тому +12

      Guys Spencer has an itchy neck thats why he does that

  • @DelaneyBrannon
    @DelaneyBrannon 4 роки тому +8461

    toothpaste on kurtis’ lips: wildly unnoticeable
    kurtis: hey guys look at the toothpaste on my lips! and absolutely do NOT comment on it and how unnoticeable it was before i pointed it out! thanks

    • @missundies
      @missundies 4 роки тому +172

      Yeah, I would've never noticed if he didn't say it 😂

    • @alexandra-kw5oz
      @alexandra-kw5oz 4 роки тому +30

      I can’t unsee it now😂

    • @naddie.c
      @naddie.c 4 роки тому +68

      I actually completely forgot about that, that’s how unnoticeable it is.

    • @willowdrakon
      @willowdrakon 4 роки тому +23

      It probably made him super uncomfortable while editing though.

    • @mar2449
      @mar2449 4 роки тому

      Delaney Brannon I already said that 😭😭

  • @alexkelly_0072
    @alexkelly_0072 3 роки тому +4563

    I thought kayla had a gluten allergy and now she's eating donuts?! like can we get some continuity episode? Lmao

    • @boop99
      @boop99 3 роки тому +432

      It's actually extremely realistic because many people with those allergies don't actually care. My friend has one and she eats pizza and desserts with gluten all the time. Now she works at a damn pizza place

    • @MILOEBA
      @MILOEBA 3 роки тому +142

      @@boop99 im here w lactose intolerance making pizza rn lmfao

    • @aneesahrushdan420
      @aneesahrushdan420 3 роки тому +90

      I’m like a cronut I have layers

    • @jessicajaguar4856
      @jessicajaguar4856 3 роки тому +10

      wtf how does your friend mot have bowel cancer.

    • @aruemon78
      @aruemon78 2 роки тому +67

      @@jessicajaguar4856 that’s celiacs, not an allergy. most people with food allergies (not allergic) really couldn’t give a crap. i have a milk and egg allergy, but omelettes with cheese are too good to pass up.

  • @ashvinaisaac4996
    @ashvinaisaac4996 3 роки тому +1357

    Seeing Kurtis get frustrated by the same things that pissed me tf off as an 11 yr old is kinda trippy

    • @pr3tty_princess
      @pr3tty_princess 3 роки тому +96

      I used to try on every single outfit and spend time choosing one to end up with the plain looking silly outfit

    • @vaishnavisingh9244
      @vaishnavisingh9244 2 роки тому +58

      THE CLOTHES CHANGE JUST USED TO MAKE ME SO FKING MAD

  • @skyemadisyn163
    @skyemadisyn163 4 роки тому +6110

    Kurtis watching himself making out with himself is something I NEVER thought I would see

    • @rattenschwanz69
      @rattenschwanz69 4 роки тому +109

      and never thought I wanted to see

    • @Grace-px5ck
      @Grace-px5ck 4 роки тому +26

      @@rattenschwanz69 but you did 😳

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth 4 роки тому +1

      @@rattenschwanz69 none of us thought so ..

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth 4 роки тому

      @@rattenschwanz69 but we needed it

    • @cortneysuz1339
      @cortneysuz1339 4 роки тому +5

      faerieboy1 SECONDHAND TOOTHPASTE IM CRYING LMAOJSHSPSBSK

  • @taylorndean
    @taylorndean 4 роки тому +14448

    love this episode of episode. episode one of episode was great but episode 2 of episode has been a wonderful second episode.

  • @erebus2633
    @erebus2633 3 роки тому +1220

    Kurtis' level of happiness when he was able to name the child Chris Phucker is what I need in life

  • @annabellepalmer5898
    @annabellepalmer5898 3 роки тому +650

    Kurtis referring to himself as "The little man" in third person is the funniest thing ever.

  • @lena-ex4ey
    @lena-ex4ey 4 роки тому +4559

    “i’m kurtisssss, a bisexual girl in high school”

  • @djung31sk0g
    @djung31sk0g 4 роки тому +16365

    kurtis getting upset when the game changed his wedding dress is a mood

    • @dileknuray1187
      @dileknuray1187 4 роки тому +98

      Vera a whole 2019 mood

    • @sophiahart6256
      @sophiahart6256 4 роки тому +216

      he got so upset ahaha

    • @dia292
      @dia292 4 роки тому +150

      He got finessed.

    • @jjthe13th
      @jjthe13th 4 роки тому +173

      Damnit they got the little man again *evil cooperate music intensifies* XD

    • @mccloud9915
      @mccloud9915 4 роки тому +62

      I genuinely feel bad for him

  • @jenniferpetersen7087
    @jenniferpetersen7087 3 роки тому +576

    the disappointment in his eyes when the game changed his clothes lmao

  • @killua1554
    @killua1554 3 роки тому +943

    Fun fact: whenever my brother was younger he was obsessed with eating toothpaste but my mom never let him, so one day he locked her outside just so he could eat toothpaste in front of the window while the oven was on only to make her mad.

    • @MS-ij8ud
      @MS-ij8ud 3 роки тому +143

      and then everyone clapped

    • @killua1554
      @killua1554 3 роки тому +8

      @@MS-ij8ud ?

    • @bambiii787
      @bambiii787 3 роки тому +132

      its true i was the oven

    • @farter3644
      @farter3644 3 роки тому +86

      It's true I was the toothpaste

    • @pp-nm3bk
      @pp-nm3bk 3 роки тому +70

      Off topic but my dad once told me that he used to have friends who ate toothpaste with bread in order to get drunk

  • @onalennavuyokazinhlumayo312
    @onalennavuyokazinhlumayo312 4 роки тому +4048

    That “just go casual” plot twist 💀💀💀💀

    • @anonymous92388
      @anonymous92388 4 роки тому +99

      and that long ass oOoOoOoOoOoOoOof

    • @emmaconder7854
      @emmaconder7854 3 роки тому +169

      I loved how betrayed Kurtis was 😂 he really was invested

  • @juju7967
    @juju7967 4 роки тому +8857

    kurtis: ignore the toothpaste around my lips
    the toothpaste: *non-existent*

  • @AngieEnder
    @AngieEnder 3 роки тому +167

    "If you liked this video. Just press a button. Any of the buttons."
    *Presses power button*

  • @enchantedpastellix8829
    @enchantedpastellix8829 3 роки тому +110

    Lets all take a moment to appreciate the fact that kurtis almost named his baby “dumb Fuck”

  • @notyourdestiny3547
    @notyourdestiny3547 4 роки тому +7962

    When you overhear the hot new girl telling her alcoholic dad she loves you but you just made out with Cody Simpson.

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 4 роки тому +449

      #justgirlythings

    • @sarahelisabeth247
      @sarahelisabeth247 4 роки тому +275

      Ugh relatable 😩😩

    • @shay.w.5812
      @shay.w.5812 4 роки тому +144

      _SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME_ *that's such a fat **_mooood_** .*

    • @PTWNT-rx6xk
      @PTWNT-rx6xk 4 роки тому +13

      Nice fob profile lmao

    • @saraklassen4324
      @saraklassen4324 4 роки тому +5

      @@prageruwu69 Don't know if you're referring to someone or something else, but this made me think of Colleen Ballinger.

  • @dn6457
    @dn6457 4 роки тому +6896

    that “toothpaste” is literally invisible, no one would even notice if he didn’t point it out lmao

    • @faithborak7375
      @faithborak7375 4 роки тому +730

      The fact that toothpaste is in quotation marks really gives this whole comment an ominous vibe.

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts 4 роки тому +52

      @@faithborak7375 oop-

    • @sam62831
      @sam62831 4 роки тому +20

      it be like that sometimes

    • @Morgan-li8qy
      @Morgan-li8qy 4 роки тому +21

      Fr i just thought he was ashy

    • @__-fl7pd
      @__-fl7pd 4 роки тому +27

      He gonna cry nowwww😂

  • @smilez3413
    @smilez3413 3 роки тому +246

    kurtis making out with himself is peak he will never out do this

  • @Razzioli
    @Razzioli 2 роки тому +57

    I listened exclusively to EDM when I wrote essays in college. I've never felt more seen and then immediately ragged on. Thanks for that Kurtis

  • @katclymer9007
    @katclymer9007 4 роки тому +2351

    EDM actually stands for essay doing music

    • @Seramoonn
      @Seramoonn 4 роки тому +9

      LMAOOO

    • @eleeooonoverwatch5641
      @eleeooonoverwatch5641 4 роки тому +31

      HIGHLY underrated comment

    • @isthatachicken
      @isthatachicken 4 роки тому +4

      I laughed out loud at this lmaooo

    • @zoesophia
      @zoesophia 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sydneygail
      @sydneygail 4 роки тому +19

      If Kurtis doesn’t see this comment I will cry more than when people called out the “toothpaste” around his mouth

  • @HannahBanana13
    @HannahBanana13 4 роки тому +2419

    I laughed so hard when he picked casual and she changed into a freaking JcPenny’s back to school fit

  • @laiawm187
    @laiawm187 Рік тому +14

    14:48 I love how the babies are just laid on the table

  • @OfficiallyMaidenless
    @OfficiallyMaidenless 3 роки тому +95

    Episode be like:
    Your favourite UA-camr has toothpaste on his mouth do you:
    A. Tell him about it in the comments 💎
    B. Try to lick it off

  • @Meduzxa
    @Meduzxa 4 роки тому +8325

    Everyone DO NOT tell Kurtis there’s TOOTHPASTE on his mouth he gets VERY embarrassed when people realize he brushes his teeth

    • @sydneyelliott
      @sydneyelliott 4 роки тому +247

      *eats toothpaste

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 4 роки тому +14

      Skary Bunny or eats toothpaste

    • @miacarr8891
      @miacarr8891 4 роки тому +14

      I only eat toothpaste

    • @qt_cutie
      @qt_cutie 4 роки тому +12

      farts toothpaste**
      haha fart joke funny 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @Sarah-cy8bc
      @Sarah-cy8bc 4 роки тому +16

      You really want to make him cry huh

  • @hannahcarter2443
    @hannahcarter2443 4 роки тому +10128

    Everyone: not noticing the toothpaste around his mouth
    Kurtis: think about the toothpaste around my mouth

    • @soodis
      @soodis 4 роки тому +235

      honestly thoo :D never woulda noticed it if he didn't mention it smh

    • @maddy5930
      @maddy5930 4 роки тому +48

      I can't stop staring at it

    • @leonormarques3382
      @leonormarques3382 4 роки тому +23

      The funniest part is that he told us to not comment anything about that.

    • @hailmuse
      @hailmuse 4 роки тому +16

      Way to make Kuritis cry xD

    • @hannahscalisi4227
      @hannahscalisi4227 4 роки тому +10

      I didn't notice until he pointed it out 😅

  • @sydneyloo5866
    @sydneyloo5866 3 роки тому +30

    *"EDM GOT THIS MLA GOING WILD"*
    PLEASEEEEE 😭😭😭😭✋🏾

  • @cait22442
    @cait22442 3 роки тому +32

    6:11 thats such a cute little laugh haha

  • @froggy9822
    @froggy9822 3 роки тому +11962

    Curtis didn't have enough gems to wipe off the toothpaste

    • @sallushady5139
      @sallushady5139 3 роки тому +83

      ahahhahahaa. this winsss

    • @andrearae4152
      @andrearae4152 3 роки тому +228

      Bro
      *CURTIS*

    • @sallushady5139
      @sallushady5139 3 роки тому +49

      @@andrearae4152 aahha. how didnt I notice this earlier? MY EYES

    • @froggy9822
      @froggy9822 3 роки тому +6

      @@andrearae4152 ??

    • @andrearae4152
      @andrearae4152 3 роки тому +23

      @@froggy9822 its spelt with a K honey not a C 😂😂

  • @ej6975
    @ej6975 4 роки тому +4744

    Guys, y’all ever notice that the Extra greetings are just for people who are coming back, and not for subscribers? Does this mean non Kurtistown citizens could be smuggling illegal extra greetings? We need to alert Kurtis to this issue guys, this is major.

    • @winterbeatrixx4557
      @winterbeatrixx4557 4 роки тому +33

      E J 😳

    • @kurtisconner
      @kurtisconner  4 роки тому +1173

      no if u aren't subscribed then u don't get the greeting

    • @ej6975
      @ej6975 4 роки тому +394

      Kurtis Conner Omg I cant believe you actually replied! Thank you for easing my concerns, just wanted to make sure the law was being upheld :)

    • @aaa-ph6gc
      @aaa-ph6gc 4 роки тому +33

      Kurtis Conner oh ok, yeah, makes sense

    • @mrigaankamuch
      @mrigaankamuch 4 роки тому +79

      @@kurtisconner thank you for the clarification, o great mayor

  • @erinmaria16
    @erinmaria16 3 роки тому +74

    Who else is binge watching all the other "episodes" before watching the finale? 😂

  • @rhombamcfierson
    @rhombamcfierson 10 місяців тому +10

    I was gasping for air when the message from tony didn’t show up and kurtis just sat there in silence looking so confused

  • @akatastrophe
    @akatastrophe 3 роки тому +21383

    Kurtis did not play this Episode. With all those diamonds he spent real money on, it’s safe to say that *Episode played him*

  • @Luppay131498
    @Luppay131498 4 роки тому +13645

    When he’s funny, cute, AND he brushes his teeth 😫👌🏻

    • @b2agy930
      @b2agy930 4 роки тому +163

      🥵🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴

    • @janellaenglehart1991
      @janellaenglehart1991 4 роки тому +810

      But he doesnt...He eats the toothpaste smh it was kinda obvious

    • @swag1650
      @swag1650 4 роки тому +208

      brushes his teeth/eats toothpaste

    • @Jimb1264
      @Jimb1264 4 роки тому +150

      Lmao how else do you brush your teeth??? I never knew what the little stick was for lol.
      If someone finds a tooth brushing tutorial, I need it for a friend

    • @hybrid4943
      @hybrid4943 4 роки тому +42

      AND has a wife

  • @helensmith-fields4130
    @helensmith-fields4130 3 роки тому +26

    10:53
    “Bey”: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
    My ohshc butt: KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE 😩😩😩

  • @Zdake3
    @Zdake3 Рік тому +8

    I’m so glad Curtis cares so much about his health! You can clearly tell he ate his toothpaste this morning! Loved seeing this while watching him waste his life savings

  • @ethanscott7410
    @ethanscott7410 4 роки тому +4482

    The most uncomfortable I've ever been is watching Kurtis kiss Kurtis while Kurtis watched and said, "I can't with how cute you're being."

    • @slacktivism05
      @slacktivism05 4 роки тому +168

      Such a cursed scene

    • @elizabethrodriguez2629
      @elizabethrodriguez2629 4 роки тому +8

      Same

    • @jessbecton9556
      @jessbecton9556 4 роки тому +8

      Ethan Scott are you Travis Scott white guy wannabe?

    • @ethanscott7410
      @ethanscott7410 4 роки тому +19

      @@jessbecton9556 some guy kept calling me Travis Scott while he was filming a rugby match that I played in. So I guess.

    • @jessbecton9556
      @jessbecton9556 4 роки тому

      Ethan Scott haha

  • @sevendrake4173
    @sevendrake4173 3 роки тому +15

    4:25 THEY MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY FOR A SHREK REFERENCE

  • @tundestreats9891
    @tundestreats9891 2 роки тому +6

    That neck rub expression is the male equivalent of the debby ryan smirk lol

  • @kara-zk9ig
    @kara-zk9ig 4 роки тому +7073

    imagine: you're the toothpaste around kurtis's mouth

  • @heymeemow
    @heymeemow 4 роки тому +3034

    kurtis: “i know there’s toothpaste around my lips”
    me: “i DIDNT but now i do”

    • @leah4728
      @leah4728 4 роки тому +38

      TOOTHPASTE COMMENT.
      Good,you just made him cry😂😂

    • @veggiemegroll9220
      @veggiemegroll9220 4 роки тому +10

      I could barely even see it

    • @mackenzie1845
      @mackenzie1845 4 роки тому +8

      fr i didnt even notice but now its all i can look at

    • @loreleimonn3220
      @loreleimonn3220 4 роки тому +7

      I could barely see it even when he pointed it out lol

    • @Stopcommentingthesamecomments
      @Stopcommentingthesamecomments 4 роки тому +4

      Ikr littletly can't see it but know it's there because he said it

  • @Da77leraz
    @Da77leraz Рік тому +7

    Love how they censor cuss words but not all the really obvious and creepy innuendos 😭

  • @boringcat7402
    @boringcat7402 2 роки тому +4

    when he eats tooth paste AND has 2 passes 😍😍🤞🤞

  • @wildpuddle
    @wildpuddle 4 роки тому +4115

    If he didn’t mention the [REDACTED] I wouldn’t have noticed

  • @myaltice0d2fcd80
    @myaltice0d2fcd80 4 роки тому +4790

    Didn’t even notice the paste on his mouth until he said something and now i can’t stop thinking about how i still don’t care and can barely tell

  • @danielcaplan2641
    @danielcaplan2641 3 роки тому +21

    9:14 I saw it coming cus I had my experience with this shit app... poor guy

  • @saleonnn
    @saleonnn 3 роки тому +42

    hey guys did you see the toothpaste around kurtis’s mouth

  • @geenstagni1060
    @geenstagni1060 4 роки тому +3519

    Fun fact: KurtisTown wells are actually KurtisTears and every month the citizens of KurtisTown gather and summon rain by making fun of the toothpaste around our mayor’s mouth.

    • @ryanrossenthusiast7173
      @ryanrossenthusiast7173 4 роки тому +19

      I'm dying😂

    • @bullpitt1486
      @bullpitt1486 4 роки тому +39

      It's a bit of a ritual

    • @valco9222
      @valco9222 4 роки тому +24

      heeeyyyy, he’s the mayor. We have to be nice to him

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stisse79
      @stisse79 2 роки тому +10

      This is the weirdness I expect from ppl that subscribe to Kurtis😂. I dont belong here but I'm staying

  • @coni4508
    @coni4508 4 роки тому +6557

    kurtis has toothpaste on the side of his mouth
    - comment about it (FREE)
    - dont comment about it 💎30
    sorry, i dont have the money 😔

    • @ellieh8666
      @ellieh8666 4 роки тому +150

      This sent me to mars

    • @vivathevida
      @vivathevida 4 роки тому +29

      LMFAOOO

    • @hiitsmochi3238
      @hiitsmochi3238 4 роки тому +58

      Dude, this is so funny & creative, I love it

    • @markyogg1
      @markyogg1 4 роки тому +4

      Camila Muñoz oop

    • @leila-dh1ww
      @leila-dh1ww 4 роки тому +7

      this may be the best comment on UA-cam right now 😂😂😂

  • @vivithebird
    @vivithebird 2 роки тому +11

    *13:23* *BA*

  • @Wipomatic
    @Wipomatic Рік тому +11

    You so slayed this episode, Kurtis, I'm not even thinking about the toothpaste

  • @soltandvinegar
    @soltandvinegar 4 роки тому +6762

    Kurtis kissing Kurtis isn’t real. It can’t hurt you.
    Kurtis kissing Kurtis: 8:20

    • @roulis640
      @roulis640 4 роки тому +6

      🤣

    • @hood_6126
      @hood_6126 4 роки тому +8

      Something we never needed to see

    • @beenvm
      @beenvm 4 роки тому +62

      The noises scare me

    • @lzzyc
      @lzzyc 4 роки тому

      Third Thousandth like :)

    • @kyransawhill6650
      @kyransawhill6650 4 роки тому +64

      We have Kurtis kissing Kurtis and Danny spanking Danny. Drew and Drew need to get in on this.

  • @ferialdagher2470
    @ferialdagher2470 4 роки тому +2796

    This is exactly what I needed during quarantine: kurtis being insecure about his toothpaste eating habits

  • @kamkam1a334
    @kamkam1a334 3 роки тому +17

    “If Episode was a real thing irl, it would be fun” *randomly looks to the side with hand on chin”
    *SOMEONE STABBED U, WHAT DO YOU DO??*
    1. Call 911 [10,000,000 diamonds]
    2. Immediately start peeing your pants [free]
    “Never mind”

  • @joshwashinqton
    @joshwashinqton 2 роки тому +12

    anyone else notice the toothpaste around his lips at 3:25 !! LOL

  • @sixsoda1890
    @sixsoda1890 4 роки тому +3405

    I honestly wouldn’t have noticed the toothpaste if he didn’t mention it

  • @taylamuller1811
    @taylamuller1811 4 роки тому +1608

    Okay but Kurtis kissing himself is comedy gold and he needs to get an award.

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 4 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @abbiiON
      @abbiiON 4 роки тому +2

      For real tho. I replayed that part many times

    • @janaal8319
      @janaal8319 4 роки тому +2

      Someone put a time stamp

  • @thulaneo1867
    @thulaneo1867 2 роки тому +2

    THE CHUCKLE AT 6:10 WAS SO CUTE

  • @tiredguyswag
    @tiredguyswag 2 роки тому +6

    9:35 they meant go casual like. wear a causal dress and the no accessories with gems part was if you wanted to keep the jumpsuit. speaking as an episode veteran.

  • @DirtyCutlery
    @DirtyCutlery 4 роки тому +11347

    When he’s funny, a mayor AND eats toothpaste🤤🤤

    • @skylardurbin3606
      @skylardurbin3606 3 роки тому +266

      toothpaste 🤤🤤

    • @Mayorfoxia82
      @Mayorfoxia82 3 роки тому +174

      that emoji displays kurtis and his toothbpt[l;e

    • @soyooin
      @soyooin 3 роки тому +62

      Toofpawsfe

    • @khalil42
      @khalil42 3 роки тому +41

      uhh I don’t think that’s actually toothpaste😳

    • @Mayorfoxia82
      @Mayorfoxia82 3 роки тому +78

      @@khalil42 ur right because its toothbpt[l;e

  • @eggy57
    @eggy57 4 роки тому +10778

    When Kurtis does the neck rub thing he looks exactly like all those memes of Debbie Ryan in Radio Rebel lol

    • @phoebeingham91
      @phoebeingham91 4 роки тому +53

      Do you know what the guitar song is played when he does the neck rub thing? Lmao I recognise it but dk what is it

    • @eggy57
      @eggy57 4 роки тому +41

      @@phoebeingham91 ummm idk but it does kinda sound familiar,,, maybe it's a royalty free song that a lot of other use for stuff?? Idk tho

    • @phoebeingham91
      @phoebeingham91 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah probably, thanks :)

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 4 роки тому +19

      Phoebe Ingham it reminds me of Dancing queen, but I’m pretty sure it isn’t that song lol Idk check it out and see if that’s what it reminded you of

    • @dogballwonder8254
      @dogballwonder8254 4 роки тому +1

      Bro I was literally abt to say that lol

  • @robbiewilson9675
    @robbiewilson9675 Рік тому +2

    2:39 this one bit is stuck in my head and now i do it all the time for a bit and my mind BLARES with that music

  • @natalierose13
    @natalierose13 2 роки тому +8

    I’ve come to see all the comments about the toothpaste lol.

  • @keiraparker1229
    @keiraparker1229 4 роки тому +626

    kurtis kissing himself is honestly disturbing and a mood

    • @cheyhawkins747
      @cheyhawkins747 4 роки тому +2

      x_Keira_ _Elmslie_x one of the worst things i’ve ever seen in my entire life

  • @jasminehorne6434
    @jasminehorne6434 4 роки тому +2432

    Is no one gonna mention the fact that the baby’s name would’ve just been “hamburger” if he didn’t change it

    • @walkingonsunshine1571
      @walkingonsunshine1571 4 роки тому +11

      we have the same icon :)

    • @callarooz
      @callarooz 4 роки тому +34

      i was really hoping he would name it that but now my freams are crushed 😔 you can thank chris phucker

    • @mogowaii9730
      @mogowaii9730 4 роки тому +10

      There just secretly cannibals

    • @evehuddy8627
      @evehuddy8627 4 роки тому +17

      They only named it that to mentally trick themselves into thinking it's beef once they eventually eat it

  • @s2bjewel310
    @s2bjewel310 3 роки тому +9

    you so slayed this episode

  • @xxlilith_
    @xxlilith_ 4 роки тому +2541

    That feeling when you're trying to find love but you accidentally die and someone steals your baby

    • @satanikbunny
      @satanikbunny 4 роки тому +36

      Mood

    • @jayden2180
      @jayden2180 4 роки тому +24

      relatable

    • @Jimb1264
      @Jimb1264 4 роки тому +44

      If I had a dime every time that happened I would buy so many houses.

    • @Zachary-ol4xd
      @Zachary-ol4xd 4 роки тому +4

      That’s so neish

    • @sawyer4938
      @sawyer4938 4 роки тому +4

      Fr it hits close to home

  • @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW
    @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW 3 роки тому +6830

    Episode be like:
    “Your crush just kissed you, you...
    A(kissed them back and confess your love or B( marry your dad who is abusive and develop a drug addiction

    • @ruthisgone
      @ruthisgone 3 роки тому +599

      And A costs 1000 diamonds and B is free

    • @mayaaq
      @mayaaq 3 роки тому +116

      A costs 60 gems though

    • @bimalsingha2106
      @bimalsingha2106 3 роки тому +46

      i lost brain cells trying to read the last part

    • @kittymeg1855
      @kittymeg1855 2 роки тому +16

      And A costs like a billion jems

    • @ussinussinongawd516
      @ussinussinongawd516 2 роки тому +6

      @@kittymeg1855 jems

  • @Ashleyaireonna
    @Ashleyaireonna 3 роки тому +7

    the editing in this video is so good I love kurtis putting himself in the episode
    .. also toothpaste MAWAHAHA

  • @jettwashed
    @jettwashed 4 роки тому +1175

    *Breaking News:* KurtisTown has a booming dentist enterprise

  • @aloevera420
    @aloevera420 4 роки тому +3467

    Not a single person would've noticed the *[censored]* if he didn't mention it.
    (I've watched the whole video and still can't find the *[censored]* tbh)

    • @salonithapa1675
      @salonithapa1675 4 роки тому +21

      Toothpaste ?

    • @shreyags5271
      @shreyags5271 4 роки тому +92

      @@salonithapa1675 shhh don't mention it

    • @shapedsilver3689
      @shapedsilver3689 4 роки тому +7

      I could when he pointed it out but not for the whole rest of the video

    • @anoushkab1079
      @anoushkab1079 4 роки тому +8

      Aloe Vera wow guys Kurtis is censoring the little man

    • @salonithapa1675
      @salonithapa1675 4 роки тому

      Athena Morgan oof

  • @Bryzerse
    @Bryzerse 2 роки тому +1

    People are going to be so confused watching videos from now in the future with "the thing that's going on"

  • @PetitPapaa
    @PetitPapaa 3 роки тому +3

    Her last minute change into that casual look had me rollllling

  • @BronteWillis
    @BronteWillis 4 роки тому +874

    I’m crying at how Kurtis could’ve easily asked Jenna to do the kissing skit with him but instead chose to do it with himself. Absolutely iCONIC

    • @krissybee123
      @krissybee123 4 роки тому +167

      Idk why but I feel like watching him make out with his girlfriend would’ve made me feel weirder lol

    • @Peepeeluvr69420
      @Peepeeluvr69420 4 роки тому +3

      It was funny but it would just be super uncomfortable if he did is with Jenna

  • @NK-nkno
    @NK-nkno 4 роки тому +3458

    "Hey, hormonal teenagers! Would you like to play a story that's about a school that forces their students to act like a married couple and raise a demon robot child together? No? Well too bad, cause we have a bad boi! And it's *ONLY* a kidney per episode!"

    • @bl4ck_st4rrr
      @bl4ck_st4rrr 3 роки тому +107

      I play episode, and yes they're absolutely shite but I like to laugh at them I've never spent money on it, I save up my diamonds from each episode, and I only have 30 lmao

    • @ywertz8800
      @ywertz8800 3 роки тому +7

      Lmao😂

    • @susangoh1710
      @susangoh1710 3 роки тому +41

      Everyone gangsta until that one episode addicted kid makes it to episode 6

    • @canyounot2102
      @canyounot2102 3 роки тому +26

      But... but I only have 2 kidneys
      Unless I could get more... 😏

    • @blueorangeade3357
      @blueorangeade3357 3 роки тому +6

      do they want my scarred kidneys 😏😏

  • @ghostinlovewithaflower
    @ghostinlovewithaflower 4 місяці тому +2

    Kurtis saying “Maybe there IS a god” after the 22 diamonds perfectly match the equation is so me- coded

  • @negligible_reality
    @negligible_reality 11 місяців тому +1

    it's always so funny to me when Kurtis goes out of his way to stop a video and point out something that's a bit off about his physical appearance. like pointing out the toothpaste on his face, having bags under his eyes, pretty sure i've also seen a video where he pointed out that one his mustache hairs was sticking up in a really weird direction lol. like it's always something that's not super obvious and i never would've noticed on my own because i'm way more focused on what he's saying and the actual topic of the video, but then he points it out and i can't unsee it for the rest of the video! 💀

  • @blayregriffiths9519
    @blayregriffiths9519 4 роки тому +699

    Me: *doesn't notice the toothpaste*
    Kurtis: Look, there's toothpaste, don't say anything on it, thanks
    Me: *notices the toothpaste for the rest of the video*

  • @cami4070
    @cami4070 4 роки тому +1279

    episode:
    do something meaningful: 20 diamonds
    die: free!

    • @Sunny-qj8jy
      @Sunny-qj8jy 4 роки тому +42

      wow it's the US healthcare system

    • @pleaseno3920
      @pleaseno3920 4 роки тому +2

      Suntzu you really do be spitting facts tho😳

  • @vincentmcgranahan3467
    @vincentmcgranahan3467 3 роки тому +3

    You so slayed this episode!!

  • @larilarixxon
    @larilarixxon 3 роки тому +5

    I‘m ✨smoked✨🧚‍♂️ and this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @millieedwards1550
    @millieedwards1550 4 роки тому +1877

    Kurtis Conner: CEO of having toothpaste around his mouth
    Kurtistown: the world center of dental hygiene
    edit: shit sorry guys didn’t mean to make him cry like chris phucker :(

  • @crimefully942
    @crimefully942 4 роки тому +1329

    No one:
    Leah: I'm not like other girls, I punch the shit out of my car.

    • @hellokittied
      @hellokittied 4 роки тому +2

      i hate the not like other girls comments. cause if a boy was punching a car, no one would say “he’s not like other boys”.

    • @IamLegendAnon
      @IamLegendAnon 4 роки тому +11

      @@hellokittied The comment is a joke making fun of the "not like the other girls" thing, not agreeing with it.

    • @Me-do5tm
      @Me-do5tm 4 роки тому

      At least it’d be more original than liking pizza and Netflix lol

    • @sweetestaphrodite
      @sweetestaphrodite 4 роки тому +1

      *@neena*
      It’s because a lot of boys brag about punching shit like walls 💀

    • @leeannmccaulley6776
      @leeannmccaulley6776 4 роки тому

      Im not like other girls bc i died from laughter reading this comment. I am now in the grave with dirt piled on top of me.

  • @SfmGamer9
    @SfmGamer9 Рік тому +2

    He said "press the button, any button" at the end and as soon as he said that I skipped to the next vid🤣

  • @lailuvsuuu
    @lailuvsuuu 10 місяців тому +3

    Kurtis. you are so funny. I laughed so hard I could not breath. I start compulsing and seizing, and after a while, I passed out. I was then rushed to the hospital and I am currently in a hospital bed, watching your video with numerous tubes inside of me. I love you kurtis

  • @buttonsforabby
    @buttonsforabby 4 роки тому +2412

    hey, there’s toothpaste around your lips. 1. cry [20 diamonds]
    2. not notice the comment [free]

    • @zoeyar08
      @zoeyar08 3 роки тому +15

      Aha

    • @mariaj266
      @mariaj266 3 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂

    • @thelittleunicorn6196
      @thelittleunicorn6196 3 роки тому +5

      LMAOAOAOOA

    • @kayplaya86
      @kayplaya86 3 роки тому +8

      3. Find out where they live and punch them in the face [9999999 iq points]

    • @morgipi
      @morgipi 3 роки тому

      THIS IS MY FAVORITE COMMENT EVER

  • @beibhinnconnell6474
    @beibhinnconnell6474 4 роки тому +3494

    Episode: inappropriate language
    Also episodes: game about teen pregnancy and drugs and literally known for inappropriate shit

    • @johanboersma6195
      @johanboersma6195 4 роки тому +86

      Also Episode: k*ss.
      Bruh...

    • @diosol_
      @diosol_ 4 роки тому +73

      like actually bruh, they curse in them. without censoring. but the do shit like “k*ss list” make it make sense

    • @maybooe22
      @maybooe22 4 роки тому +26

      Sounds like Riverdale to me

    • @hi6575
      @hi6575 4 роки тому +3

      She took The kids ??

    • @dumbledorf5029
      @dumbledorf5029 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah ;-; i tried to name an mc.. ''sexy beast'' instead its now ''smexy beast''

  • @meganblue4961
    @meganblue4961 3 роки тому +1

    never watched your videos before and this is the best episode play through i’ve ever seen

  • @crabbycrown6845
    @crabbycrown6845 2 роки тому +1

    Nobody:
    Absolutely not a single soul:
    Wattpad writers: *KURTIS KISSES KURTIS PASSIONATELY WHILE KURTIS WATCHES*

  • @emily-tk6xn
    @emily-tk6xn 4 роки тому +629

    “i am kurtisssss, a bisexual girl in high school”

  • @Lovelyclarii
    @Lovelyclarii 4 роки тому +1479

    Kurtis kissing the air: is this how Danny felt when he spanked air?

  • @sashaburina-ling6673
    @sashaburina-ling6673 2 роки тому +3

    yo you slayed this episode

  • @nicoleidontcareo
    @nicoleidontcareo 3 роки тому +13

    There’s toothpaste around your lips 11:02

  • @vigdis628
    @vigdis628 4 роки тому +3633

    falling in love after one''date'' is lesbian culture tho, they got that right

    • @sager.2625
      @sager.2625 4 роки тому +108

      u-haul 😎👊

    • @joemama-ej7kw
      @joemama-ej7kw 4 роки тому +7

      Lemonade Skies no 🤫

    • @yea4309
      @yea4309 4 роки тому +54

      Lemonade Skies dude have you not heard about this joke before? Us wlw are known for not talking things slow

    • @user-zd3rx6rg8u
      @user-zd3rx6rg8u 4 роки тому +5

      @@mccloud9915 definitely

    • @gabrielladavidson2938
      @gabrielladavidson2938 3 роки тому +47

      My coworker is engaged to someone she's been dating for 3 months, they're talking about getting matching uhaul trailer tattoos

  • @fionahunter1669
    @fionahunter1669 3 роки тому +4714

    This is me NOT commenting about the toothpaste. I would never comment when I was specifically asked not to. This is me not doing so.

    • @Airehth
      @Airehth 3 роки тому +3

      But you just did

    • @fionahunter1669
      @fionahunter1669 3 роки тому +104

      @@Airehth woosh

    • @mlgprosam2873
      @mlgprosam2873 3 роки тому +37

      @@Airehth r/woosh

    • @Airehth
      @Airehth 3 роки тому +16

      @@fionahunter1669 r/woosh*

    • @batvaleska
      @batvaleska 3 роки тому +79

      This is NOT me replying to a comment that is NOT about the toothpaste. I would NEVER reply to a comment that talks about something they were specifically asked not to do. This is NOT me doing so.

  • @Belelelekake
    @Belelelekake 2 роки тому +5

    i’m not fucking kidding i’ve never laughed this hard watching a video before.
    8:53 “you stunned leah with your look!” - you died
    5:36 suck it ‘sode
    11:58 cody simpson nooo huhuh
    6:51 cucked baby
    15:30 plahhhhh
    was literally rolling around in bed sobbing laughing

  • @Matem8.
    @Matem8. Рік тому +3

    Didn’t even notice it until he pointed it out

  • @ash2363
    @ash2363 4 роки тому +1193

    The little “you stunned Leah with your look” joke is actually pretty accurate to how lesbians work irl

    • @bellachristoffersen7126
      @bellachristoffersen7126 4 роки тому +86

      Lesbians be like: my gf is so hot I actually melted into a puddle at her feet

    • @sonja3993
      @sonja3993 4 роки тому +69

      TRUEEEE literally whenever i see my gf i just fuckin AWOOGA

    • @rancidprince3133
      @rancidprince3133 4 роки тому +65

      I’m picturing Leah on the other side like “okay she kissed me and now we’re gonna get married and she looks so pretty I’m sobbing, but like maybe we’re just friends?”

    • @Cecil...
      @Cecil... 4 роки тому +5

      (As a straight girl I'm not sure I get it? Could you tell me more, please? 💕)

    • @disappointed2764
      @disappointed2764 4 роки тому +45

      When my girlfriend cut her hair short for the first time she didnt tell me beforehand that she had gotten it cut. I walked into to school, caught a glimpse of her talking to my other firends and legit feel to the floor. I wasn't ready. I had no warning. *I was stunned with her look.*

  • @ifihadasociallife
    @ifihadasociallife 4 роки тому +1850

    the aggressive laugh kurtis does after he got away with naming the baby chris phucker gives off classic 90’s bully vibes