ok apparently the "underworld" statement is a reference to the play that they're doing in the episode, but: 1: I'm an idiot and obviously didn't know that 2: Still a very dumb thing to say so I stand by my sketch 3: Thank you for teaching me something new!
Bey: "i cant imagine leaving the underworld and not turning around to check you out" Kurtis: *doesn't know whats happening* Me: *explaining the story of Orpheus and Eurydice to my dog*
@@michimusica nobody likes when people advertise on other people's channels. make videos because you enjoy making videos. eventually, the right audience will come.
I dont want to sound like a nitpicky neckbeard, but unless you have perfect pitch I'm pretty sure the chance of singing a song in the right key is like 1 in 12, and key isn't even a problem. Key is relative, and I don't think it was the problem. It was probably the fact that he was singing A Christmas Song Edit: jesus this comment looks really mean I'm sorry m8
@@anonymeese you're good king, I think they just meant that it just simply sounds like he sang a song without ever hearing it and only reading the lyrics :')
I can tell you what it means! In Greek mythology there was a man who's wife got trapped in the underworld. So he made a deal to get down there but was told once he got his wife only to look forward and ignore all the trickery behind him because if he didn't he would walk onto the earth without his wife and lose her forever. So essentially what she is saying is I would look back to check you out even though I'd lose everything!
Thanks! People kept mentioning that it was from Greek mythology, but I didn't really see anyone explaining the back story so I was still confused until I read your comment lol
@@aizsniperi He meant to say Orpheus, from the Greek legend of Orpheus and Eurydice. Eurydice was Orpheus’s wife and she died. Orpheus went to the underworld to try to get her back, and he could have as long as he didn’t turn around to look at her before they made it out of the underworld. He ended up turning around to look at her too soon because he was so excited to see her and she went back to the underworld forever. It’s the play the characters are doing in the story, it’s referenced again with the whole underworld bit at 12:08
When was it ever established that they're putting on a play though?? I mean its 4am and I've been watching Kurtis' videos for hours but I didn't miss them mentioning a whole play... did I?
I know this comment was made a year ago but in case anyone from the future is confused they do mention a play in the actual story it just got cut out of the video for some reason
These are literally hilarious. For some reason when you're playing episode by yourself, it makes sense but when you watch someone else play it you realise how dumb it is😂
I like how it was all joking and then when Leah did a 180 and said she thought Kurtisss and her was a bad idea, kurtis just said “yeah what the fuck” in such a genuinely offended tone
Alternative title for this series “kurtis living his best life as a bisexual teenage girl and spending his life savings on diamonds to kiss animated people”.
ikr, i was so tempted to buy stuff on this app as a kid. now i'm glad i didn't spend actual money just to see a few extra shitty scenes or my character in some basic ass outfit cause that's all there is.
When she said “I can’t imagine leaving the underworld and not turning around to check you out” it’s a reference to this old story where this guys wife was stuck in hell and the only way he could have her back is to walk from hell up to earth without looking at her and if he did look at her she would stay down there and die. So yas 👏
acidic minds because snoopy knows everything. snoopy knows all. (Lol nah I’m jk. It was kinda funny and odd of him, but we still love Kurtis 😋. Also i didn’t know if he was jk or not. I just felt like commenting something random- lol)
Thinking black bird is a Christmas song Pronouncing Orpheus as Orifice Completely being thrown off by the underworld reference This video is gold lmao, never change dude
ok apparently the "underworld" statement is a reference to the play that they're doing in the episode, but:
1: I'm an idiot and obviously didn't know that
2: Still a very dumb thing to say so I stand by my sketch
3: Thank you for teaching me something new!
Hell yea
LMAOOO and you did a WHOLE SEGMENT OFF of that confusion. Love it
damn just as I was about to comment “I can’t believe Kurtis doesn’t know the story of Orpheus smh”
Kurtis Conner hi kurtis ily
Ashjsjshdjdkkshshl hello kurtis
ah yes, “blackbird” by the beatles, my favorite christmas song
IKR, I laughed more on this than I should have-
This was the comment I was looking for😂😂
Mine too 💕
HelpIcan'tunhearit
Yess 😫
How to ruin an intimate moment: Say, "I think were having an intimate moment"
I'm commenting so I can later update on my boyfriend's reaction to me saying this
@@Merpsicles how’d that work out lol
@@mpatel6135 he called me stupid but didn't stop being cute so that was nice
@@Merpsicles funnnnn
I want to say this when it's not an intimate moment and see if it's even weirder lol
Kurtis is the only guy that can say dude after every word without being annoying
True dat
I just thought it was weird that you had 1.1K likes without replies
Are you Stay?
@@jenoo_ no i just randomly have a pic of a kpop boy as my pfp for no reason😎✊
@@Tellurium52mloid stay 😩
It’s been two years and kurtis saying “orifice” instead of Orpheus still makes me cry
THAT PART MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD AS A HADESTOWN FAN
So I guess I'm not the only one watching this video like 2 years later 😭😭
@@ririme9934 I’m here too!!
@@aloeleafloll
And when he was confused about the underworld comment 😭😭😭
The “Rated R Kiss” is just an episode of Manswers
OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT
you’re getting your extra greetings i see 😌🤝
HAHAHA
@@sabrinacamargo25 what?
kurtis singing blackbird to the tune of chestnuts roasting on an open fire was ASTRONOMICAL
Black birds roasting on the campfire.
Hahaa i wanna full version
the christmas song?
what language is this i don't know both songs 💀
Astronomical wow
the "Leah punching her car" gag makes me laugh harder every time
That's fair, honestly.
Bey: "i cant imagine leaving the underworld and not turning around to check you out"
Kurtis: *doesn't know whats happening*
Me: *explaining the story of Orpheus and Eurydice to my dog*
I just wished he could have known before he made the skit. At least your dog knows now
He made that whole bit about how dumb it was when he could have just asked someone or googled it or something lmao
Yesss
okay, good, i’m not the only one who knows about orpheus and eurydice
Same lmao I was hoping someone mentioned it
I’d watch the hell out of “My friend Ant-Man”
michelle No. ❤️
michelle i’m glad you tried to promote your stuff ✨🧚♀️☺️ don’t do it again
🌸🦋💓😻I'll check your channel out 💋💝💅👑🌸If I actually give a shit 🐋💅🥰🧚♀️😘💞
@@michimusica nobody likes when people advertise on other people's channels. make videos because you enjoy making videos. eventually, the right audience will come.
@@michimusica bruh you bigger than me
Kurtis making a whole skit about not understanding the story of Orpheus and Eurydice is my new favorite thing
I think Kurtis is getting to me. I read Eurydice as uterus.
@@brennag6138 ORIFICE AND UTERUS
Kurtis town > Hades town
AHEN HE SAID ORIFICE I
@amalia guimataes Unlike us, Kurtis had friends when he was a kid
"Cody Simpson yeaaaahhh"gets me screaming every single time
SAAAAAME
The r-rated kiss is one of Kurtis's most underrated bits in my opinion.
Came here to say this
@@jillsarah7356 Oh cool!
“I’ll kiss everybody” proceeds to kiss the same two characters
Lol
Lol
Lol
Kurtis singing “Blackbird” by PAUL MCCARTNEY as a Christmas Carol got me-
Unus Guy hey man uh hey uh who do you think wrote it? :)
😩😩😩
That isn't a Christmas carol?
@@burcebanning no lol look up 'Blackbird' by the beatles if u want to hear it
Fizznetic Fizznetic r/whoosh
“Orpheus! I can’t believe we’re getting married.”
“Outback Steakhouse”
A perfectly good pickup line
*singing blackbird (in the wrong key) by the Beatles* “that’s a Christmas song right?”
I dont want to sound like a nitpicky neckbeard, but unless you have perfect pitch I'm pretty sure the chance of singing a song in the right key is like 1 in 12, and key isn't even a problem. Key is relative, and I don't think it was the problem. It was probably the fact that he was singing A Christmas Song
Edit: jesus this comment looks really mean I'm sorry m8
@@anonymeese you're good king, I think they just meant that it just simply sounds like he sang a song without ever hearing it and only reading the lyrics :')
the key wasn't the problem, the issue was that he sang it to the melody of chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Watching the ad just so Kurtis can purchase more diamonds
me too lol
Same
Same.
Thnx for reminding me
Hey, I’m in the middle of doing that and reading comments while it runs
Am I the only one who dies laughing every time he says "Chris phucker"
Alice Dimitropoulos ᴡᴀᴀ. ᴡᴀᴀ.
@@jaaaaaane wHhha
Don’t worry you’re not alone
so you die everytime he says it but when he doesnt say it you come back to life?
Yes
5:06 I lost it when Kurtis started singing Blackbird by the Beatles in the tune of the Christmas song that goes “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire”
😆
The random cuts to Leah punching the car have me laughing uncontrollably 🤣🤣🤣
"Haute coutoure meets Netflix and Chill" sounds straight outta Riverdale
Strangely enough it reminds me of Riverdale sometimes.
ANIME LOVER even the school is called riverside
Ramiyah Lee
Yeah it seemed oddly suspicious to me..
@@ramiyahlee6108 I was thinking that too like 🤔
i love your username so much ahh sejsjdjs
can we start a petition to have kurtis try to write his own episode pls
Yes!
+++
Get this comment to the top
where can i sign
!!!!!!!
kurtis instantly getting the twilight reference but not the orpheus reference is killing me
Me too. I was very disappointed.
"Enjoying the story so far?" *"Fuck you"* made me laugh so hard I cried
the vocals Kurtis had when he sang “cOdY sImPSon” were shockingly good.
Our mayor has talent
When I heard it for the first time, I literally screamed "FUCK" and my parents ran into my room, asking me if I was okay...
Yea he does that sometimes, where he just becomes a famous singet
@SugaKookieDough It's ok, I understand why you think that's fake but that actually did happen sooo
@@atlaslikethemoth i would like but its at 68
“That was a Christmas song right?”
I- Kurtis that was a Beatles song
Yeah I think he meant he sang it to the tune of a Christmas song, which he did
Lmao I thought it was actually a Christmas song
Addison Massey dude paul would be. a sadboi if he found out
A Vexed Lens you right
chestnuts roasting on an open fire
I can tell you what it means! In Greek mythology there was a man who's wife got trapped in the underworld. So he made a deal to get down there but was told once he got his wife only to look forward and ignore all the trickery behind him because if he didn't he would walk onto the earth without his wife and lose her forever. So essentially what she is saying is I would look back to check you out even though I'd lose everything!
Thanks! People kept mentioning that it was from Greek mythology, but I didn't really see anyone explaining the back story so I was still confused until I read your comment lol
There’s a great musical called Hadestown that goes through the story, highly recommended!!
I feel like every comma costs 20 diamonds to you
@@dj-murlock yeah lol they totes do! Lol just kidding. When I get really excited, i kind of forget to add punctuation!!!!!
Wow that was a really quick and easy explanation well done.
My humour is so fucked, *BÖÖKS* is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
"he should have an Australian accent"
𝑶𝑼𝑻𝑩𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑨𝑲𝑯𝑶𝑼𝑺𝑬
or
OXI CLEAN IT GETS THE TOUGH STAINS OUT
i cant even tell if that’s an australian accent honestly
No one:
Kurtis: *pronounces Orpheus ORIFICE*
Naw I laughed, girrl
I couldn't tell if it was on purpose or not.
When you got ADHD related reading problems tho
a student of hannibal “morpheus” buress
time stamp?
“You don’t want these hot lemon lime sandwiches to go cold” I almost spit out my coffee
“Her first peaceful sleep in years”
Also kurtisssss: *was in a coma*
me: *buys merch to support kurtis*
kurtis: *uses my money to buy diamonds on episode*
Money well spent
as he should
Exactly what I payed for
A fair exchange.
Be honest, it's what any of us would've done
" Now I'm all rage-y."
" I get so pissy."
me: * sigh * they have such a way with words.
IM VERY PISSY
Shakespeare would be jealous.
"Its gonna be fire emoji heart emoji!!!1!"
Im VERY PISSYYY
@@frankiemermaid2027 I understood that reference!
5:12 ah yes the beatles christmas album feat. blackbird
"Spencer....I hardly know her"
Took me sooooo much by surprise I almost died just from laughing and came back to life
today we learned that kurtis was not a greek mythology kid in school.
Orr- E - Phus made me lol
him making a whole sketch on it not making sense😭 sir
@@daisy-zh7gk jhzjjhdbxzj i wanted to get inside my mf screen and educate him -
bahaha legit i was like "its just a nerdy joke my guy"
I came to the comments looking for this
“Absolutely, dear Orifice” made me FALL OUT
Boy
@@haileydolan3175 thanks i was about to say this lmao
what’s that from
@@aizsniperi He meant to say Orpheus, from the Greek legend of Orpheus and Eurydice. Eurydice was Orpheus’s wife and she died. Orpheus went to the underworld to try to get her back, and he could have as long as he didn’t turn around to look at her before they made it out of the underworld. He ended up turning around to look at her too soon because he was so excited to see her and she went back to the underworld forever. It’s the play the characters are doing in the story, it’s referenced again with the whole underworld bit at 12:08
I thought it was a joke but he actually didn’t know who orpheus was
kurtisssss: “the tension was getting epic 😎”
2 seconds later: “i do believe we were having an intimate moment 🧐”
13:55 will never fail to make me double over from laughing so hard oh my god
Ah yes blackbird by the beatles, a Christmas lullaby.
fhsgahag
BEAAAAAAAAATLEEEEEEES
SALTS
Lol
Rocco Dogger I dont think they copied anyone, it’s an obvious joke that’s why like five people have made it lol
Nobody:
Spencer: “WHO ARE YOU I AM FROM ANCIENT GREECE”
Ruby Jones YEEESSS
I LOVE THIS
I don't deserve you... you should be with a real girl.
YESS
Timestamp?
When was it ever established that they're putting on a play though?? I mean its 4am and I've been watching Kurtis' videos for hours but I didn't miss them mentioning a whole play... did I?
I know this comment was made a year ago but in case anyone from the future is confused they do mention a play in the actual story it just got cut out of the video for some reason
These are literally hilarious. For some reason when you're playing episode by yourself, it makes sense but when you watch someone else play it you realise how dumb it is😂
Kurtis calling Orpheus of the UNDERWORLD “orifice” is giving me life
He just called that man a hole
Anime Jesus would be proud
@@manicpixie6327 no
he probably combined Orpheus and Euridice in the most unfortunate way possible akfjajfjqa
HADESTOWN
“I’m Kurtisssss with a lot of ssses, I’m a bisexual theater girl...” yeah we know, but what about in the game?
You had no right-
I’m w h e e z i n g
I read "with a lot of asses" and now I can't unimagine him with more than one ass
Lmao
wtf...... he's a bisexual nerdy theater girl 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
😂😂😂 oh shit.
I want Kurtis singing blackbird wrong on SoundCloud right now
5:24 I love how their animations just reset when the doorbell rings.
The name on the screen: Orpheus
Kurtis: *pronounces it as "orifice"*
Tess Foster AHAHAHAHA
LOL
Owen Flibbert same
No one expects the spanish inquisition!
euridyce is quaking
When Kurtis doesn’t understand the reference to Orpheus and Eurydice
Shit hurted
I like how it was all joking and then when Leah did a 180 and said she thought Kurtisss and her was a bad idea, kurtis just said “yeah what the fuck” in such a genuinely offended tone
The accents are totally heart eyes emoji!!
let’s appreciate how kurtis uses his real money to buy diamonds for our entertainment
king shit. 😌
i love how u have 2.1k likes but 1 reply
fr no youtuber does that, they just go for the free options, let’s appreciate kurtis
I love him
Yeah, it’s really nice of him to do that but that’s literally his job lmao
WHEN KURTIS SANG BLACKBIRD TO THE TUNE OF CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE I *SOBBED*
SAME
LMFAO
I think he was joking
I WAS CRYINGGG
Exactly
no one:
taylor swift writing love story: 10:34
12:30 me trying to figure out the plot of Hadestown based just on the soundtrack
my man kurtis really just said “absolutely my dear orifice,” and then moved on like it was nothing.
Hahaha.. I had to play that bit twice to check i wasn't hearing things. Came to the comments to see if anyone else had something to say about it.
I WAS WONDERING ABT THAT
@@peninabaron3058 me too 😭😭😭
YES! That was amazing
Ikr 💀
Kurtis selling hoodies for summer is the most Canadian thing that's ever been done
funnily enough winter comes after summer and if you act now you’ll have a new sweater when it happens
Payton G wait .... no it doesn’t
@@pg6052 r/woooooooooosh
Payton G do you are have stupid
The hoodies being sold out before the t-shirts is the most insecure teenager thing that's ever been done
I’m so stoned right now and I can’t stop laughing about the mf “Outback Steakhouse” parts 🤣😭
As both a french speaker and stylism student, hearing kurtis call haute couture "hoot cootoor" is the funniest thing ever
Kurtis: does an "australian" accent.
The accents: Irish and British.
FR I WAS DYING
i thought it was scottish LMAO
Iritish
No one expects the spanish inquisition!
@SugaKookieDough i know! Hello there
Alternative title for this series “kurtis living his best life as a bisexual teenage girl and spending his life savings on diamonds to kiss animated people”.
Facts!!!
and thats on what? and thats on periot
Ÿèš
@@jarredpickle7890 faxx
Legend has it he sold his soul to get more diamonds
i laugh out loud every time he says chris phucker
14:56 I LITERALLY CHOKED ON MY CAKE I CANT BREATH I don't know why that is so funny for me lmao I'm crying
This should be called “I pay for episode so you don’t have to” you totally should that’s how I feel and I love you for it
ikr, i was so tempted to buy stuff on this app as a kid. now i'm glad i didn't spend actual money just to see a few extra shitty scenes or my character in some basic ass outfit cause that's all there is.
@@shaf2317 I see you like ron weasly
Awww I love you too
Put that on a shirt
No body no they _are_ Ron weasly, just like I’m a sassy cat, peoples pfps are always who they actually are. The internet doesn’t lie.
He said “ORIFICE”, I’m dying
that would have made for a much more interesting play
thank you for saying this, i rewatched it twice and had to pause to look for comments because shit that's hilarious and sly as fuck
Orifice and Eurititties
@@dogsforever5707
Orifice in the underwear.
"orifice are you listening i'm right here"
his blackbird singing and lack of knowledge about orpheus is fucking KILLING me
The way you talked about High School Musical OFFICIALLY made you my favourite person on this platform
“You’re telling me Romeo AND Juliet die? Nope” kurtis clearly hasn’t seen west side story
HahahhahHagyhvhtyh I’m peeing my pants
wow 2 repiles bruh
you can really tell he's not a theatre kid and i respect him for that
Nor has he seen Gnomeo and Juliet smh
West side story is literally my favorite movie
"I'm a bisexual, nerdy, theater girl in high school"
Wow Kurtis is really channeling his audience
fuck that’s almost me
im a lesbian, nerdy girl in home school 😳
@@meowdyllic dude same
@@meowdyllic same here 😂
I’m a bisexual theatre girl in high school, I’m just not nerdy
The underworld statement is a reference to the greek mith of “Euridice” and “Orpheus”. The canonical origin of the “you had ONE job” meme.
honestly impressed how kurtis' brain works. him singing blackbird by the beatles to the tune of a christmas song
poor kurtis made a whole sketch on the “underworld” line expecting everyone else to be just as confused as him lmao
I was just as confused lol
i was
I WAS I FEEL SO DUMB 💀💀
Name: Orpheus
Pronounced: “or-fee-us”
Kurtis: “Orifice”
I was just about to comment that lmao.
@@creenomad2338 same lol
and he knows how to pronounce "haute" correctly of all things
Name: Spencer Pronounced: “sp-eh-n-ser” Kurtis: “Cody”
Please set me on fire Kurtis does nothing by accident.
“gibbs me a kiss”
i’m scREAMING
When she said “I can’t imagine leaving the underworld and not turning around to check you out” it’s a reference to this old story where this guys wife was stuck in hell and the only way he could have her back is to walk from hell up to earth without looking at her and if he did look at her she would stay down there and die. So yas 👏
Idk what made me laugh harder “BÖÖKS” or “outback steakhouse”
Or saying "orifice" twice😂
BÖÖKS, definitely. Maybe...
📚
Men: *having an intense conversation*
Kurtis: OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE. OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE.
7:07 *BÖÖKS*
Kurtis out her saying shit like “that’s a Christmas song right” after singing Blackbird by The Beatles...
The way he sang it too 💀
omg I was shoocketh I was in tears almost
I was crying 😂
I thought he was being sarcastic
Bless his heart out mayor is a himbo 😂❤️
Kurtis being completely flummoxed by the Orpheus and Eurydice reference has me (a classics student) internally screaming so hard
10:53 Kurtis failed to see the rise of :skull: emoji
i don’t know why the sentence “your coma was no joke” sent me into orbit
Using the phrase “sent me into orbit” for something funny sent me into orbit
@@nataliewhitfield1289 this whole comment chain has sent me into orbit
damn what satellites are yall 😳
@@nataliewhitfield1289 don't stop me now
Aurora Sarah yesss
pronouncing Orpheus like "orifice" also sent me.
for a second I thought I was the only one who noticed, scrolling through the comments omg
It’s like when Michael Scott is like “welcome to my orifice”
5:09 when you realize that Kurtis has an angelic voice
It's been months and I still cry with laughter when Kurtis uses that accent for Tony
kurtis: *starts singing blackbird to the tune of the christmas song*
me, in tears: ...nO
HAHA this got 666 likes
YES!!!
“ThE cHrIsTmAs SoNg
Same
It broke me
it’s been 5 days and i can’t stop thinking about the hot lemon lime sandwiches
on white bread
@@brookemarie8505 SJSJSHDNDBS💀💀
I DIED
I mean, it’s only been like 5 minutes, but I know that it’s goi to haunt me for way longer
immediately makes me think of Jenny Nicholson's video on Jeff the Killer creepypasta fanfiction......sounds unrelated, but it's not
This is one of my favorite videos of his especially the part when Leah “ant-mans” onto the screen, it has me in tears every time
11:23 had me DEEAADDD
cool
kurtis really out here singing “blackbird” to the tune of “the christmas song” like-
*houston, we have a bruh moment.*
it was a joke “bRuH.”
Bibi T. how do you know, snoopy?
😭😭😭 my fav song
acidic minds because snoopy knows everything. snoopy knows all. (Lol nah I’m jk. It was kinda funny and odd of him, but we still love Kurtis 😋. Also i didn’t know if he was jk or not. I just felt like commenting something random- lol)
Wait what was the time stamp?
Let's put an "F" in the chat for Kurtis not understanding Greek mythology.
F
F
F😔
And another for not knowing a classic Beatles song. F F
F
Kurtis writing a whole sketch about how he didn’t get the Orpheus reference is absolutely gold
7:32 WandaVision concept pilot, holy fuck
Nothing make a phone smash less badass than saying “I’m all rage-y”
idk what you mean, that was the MOST badass thing anyone has ever seen
So rage-y
dam kurtis really said cottagecore lesbian rights with his merch
I was thinking of cottagecore too lol
Y e s
6:42 it’s cOdy sImPsyeahn
Thinking black bird is a Christmas song
Pronouncing Orpheus as Orifice
Completely being thrown off by the underworld reference
This video is gold lmao, never change dude
kurtis's jaw as he stares at himself from the future: ⬆️⬅️➡️⬇️↗️↔️↪️⤴️🔁🔄🔃↖️↘️↖️
Now my jaw hurts
OOF Oofington i thought i was the only one who tried
@@k.yxr31.j46 good practice to get yourself a jawline
As someone who loves greek mythology, hearing Kurtis call Orpheus “orifice” made me laugh harder than I’d like to admit.
Oh, Lord, same. Also love your pfp & username
Kooky Reclusive Biology Professor omg your name wow
Kooky Reclusive Biology Professor it’s 2020 and Alexa still can’t self destruct 😔
Same and I was so disappointed when he didn’t get the underworld reference 😔😔
percy jackson taught me way more than i need to know
Kurtis has shown us he is dad material with that lullaby jam