The Atheist Experience 28.50 with The Cross Examiner, Forrest Valkai, and Jim Barrows

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  • @k.atiebug
    @k.atiebug Місяць тому +121

    Cross Examiner maintains full control of every single phone call, so gracefully. He's like, THE most efficient host. Love seeing him on here!

    • @AntitheistHuman
      @AntitheistHuman Місяць тому +5

      Very efficient indeed, but I insist the first call took longer than it should

    • @mj68874
      @mj68874 Місяць тому +6

      I agree. Hes amazing

    • @mactallica9293
      @mactallica9293 Місяць тому +5

      I've never heard of him until like 2 weeks ago. He's became a new favorite. Great speaker

    • @kainuscorevax3875
      @kainuscorevax3875 Місяць тому +7

      Being a lawyer trained in cross-examination is super useful when dealing with theists and their wild rambling "understanding" of what they believe.

    • @invisimous6728
      @invisimous6728 Місяць тому +2

      I mean, he seems like a decent guy. I think he talks just a bit *too* much, personally. Its nothing huge, its just like he feels he always need to announce everything.

  • @hansverhaegen8406
    @hansverhaegen8406 Місяць тому +60

    Oh man, that Jackie call was savage!
    You love to see it.

  • @elainejohnson6955
    @elainejohnson6955 Місяць тому +41

    I spit out my drink laughing while I was watching a video of Aron Ra explaining that since Noah's Ark only had one window, the 8 people on it would have almost immediately died from methane gas poisoning from the animals farting and pooping!

    • @brigittea5110
      @brigittea5110 Місяць тому +4

      👍😂

    • @loki2240
      @loki2240 Місяць тому

      Little known fact - God likes the smell of burning flesh AND farts. So, he huffed all of the farts away...

  • @mmmzzz-m8z
    @mmmzzz-m8z Місяць тому +97

    that was probably the most efficient jackie call yet

  • @4dojo
    @4dojo Місяць тому +16

    The world’s foremost expert on all things science, Patrick from Florida ladies and gentlemen. 👏

  • @dannolte5384
    @dannolte5384 Місяць тому +32

    That was my favorite Jackie call so far.

  • @raoulduke2727
    @raoulduke2727 Місяць тому +17

    I don’t bear Patrick any ill will but thank for dismantling his arguments and putting him on the spot. He hasn’t said anything that we all haven’t heard his in previous calls.

    • @raoulduke2727
      @raoulduke2727 Місяць тому +10

      Nvm I heard the whole call. He should be legitimately embarrassed by this one.

    • @montsetse
      @montsetse Місяць тому +8

      He's called in many times on Atheist ex. Still a bore

    • @loki2240
      @loki2240 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@montsetse- I have to wonder if he's a troll. I've lived in the Southeast for over 26 years, and I've never heard someone speak like they've been sipping mint juleps and caught the vapors.

    • @mrhdbnger
      @mrhdbnger Місяць тому

      Pattycakes showed up in the Facebook group to try to show everyone his big brain and explain how he's taken the God of Spinoza and Einstein and one upped it, because he's smarter than those guys combined. As I engaged with him back and forth he got dumber and dumber and then finally revealed that he is just a run of the mill Christian. He knows better than to call in to AE or TH and present as such. He does his best to be vague and evasive, never reference the Bible, and act like he has a masters degree in philosophy, history, and biology. He is definitely a troll. The laughter gives it away. That is a chuckle of smug self satisfaction because he thinks he just showed how much more clever he is than any of those three hosts. His Dunning Kruger Effect is off the charts. I don't think the drunk hillbilly accent and speech pattern is a put on. From reading his posts, he is a genuine hillbilly. Please stop taking his calls ACA. He is excruciatingly boring...and dishonest. He is this year's Otangelo.

    • @Heathen.Deity.
      @Heathen.Deity. Місяць тому +1

      Is think a major issues is him being as slow as his speech.

  • @medalion1390
    @medalion1390 Місяць тому +31

    Bible post credit scene: Jesus is chilling at home when Muhammed steps out of the shadows and says "I want to talk to you about the Pantheon initiative"

    • @a.g.m8790
      @a.g.m8790 Місяць тому +2

      Played by Kumail Nanjiani

  • @symbiotesam3562
    @symbiotesam3562 Місяць тому +34

    One would think Jackie has learned from all his failed calls, but apparently not. I am glad they dropped him after name dropping the first person.

    • @Leith_Crowther
      @Leith_Crowther Місяць тому +6

      It’s not Jackie doesn’t know what makes a good call. It’s that Jackie doesn’t want a good call.

    • @shanewilson7994
      @shanewilson7994 Місяць тому +5

      Jackie doesn't know how to learn, Jackie knows how to memorize what he reads without being able to really comprehend what is being said.

    • @thecrossexaminer6665
      @thecrossexaminer6665 Місяць тому +2

      Thanks!

  • @ChallengeYourBeliefs
    @ChallengeYourBeliefs Місяць тому +23

    The Bible's post credit sequence would show Nick Fury waiting outside the tomb just as Jesus steps out. Fury tells him that Jesus isn't the only deity in the world, and they need to talk about the Avengers initiative.

    • @xmillion1704
      @xmillion1704 Місяць тому +5

      You DID change your handle, assuming this is quecee. I saw you posting over at the Deconstruction Zone.

    • @ChallengeYourBeliefs
      @ChallengeYourBeliefs Місяць тому +4

      @xmillion1704 I changed it because the trolls created a fake account under the old handle.🤷‍♂️

    • @xmillion1704
      @xmillion1704 Місяць тому +1

      @ Those bastards!!!

  • @Leith_Crowther
    @Leith_Crowther Місяць тому +191

    I can’t believe Forrest is SO arrogant, he thinks he knows the theory of evolution better than Patrick from Florida. >:(

    • @stultusvenator3233
      @stultusvenator3233 Місяць тому +45

      After all Patrick looked at the Tree's, all the science he needs. LOL

    • @FloppimusMaximus
      @FloppimusMaximus Місяць тому +14

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hiheidi9987
      @hiheidi9987 Місяць тому +28

      Patrick using his time to rant instead of explain was hilarious! I actually laughed aloud when the hosts did lol

    • @aikiseppuku
      @aikiseppuku Місяць тому +11

      Forest explicitly stated, that he didn't make and wouldn't make this claim. ;)

    • @drzaius844
      @drzaius844 Місяць тому +7

      Florida man strikes again!

  • @Wiggimus
    @Wiggimus Місяць тому +25

    The post-credits scene in the Bible would be the camera zooming out showing that it was written by Loki 😂

    • @loki2240
      @loki2240 Місяць тому +2

      Umm, spoiler alert, dude!

  • @donwilliams8357
    @donwilliams8357 Місяць тому +4

    Love this all-star team of articulate rational thinkers.

  • @skepticofdoom7486
    @skepticofdoom7486 Місяць тому +36

    Best Jackie call ever!

  • @xmillion1704
    @xmillion1704 Місяць тому +13

    Post credit blooper with Jesus hitting a joint with a couple of centurions, jammin’ some reggae and blowing smoke rings through the holes in his hands on location for the tomb scene. The director yells through his bullhorn, “Goddammit Jesus, check your script. You ARE NOT in this scene!”

  • @johnmacias488
    @johnmacias488 Місяць тому +7

    Loved the last rant by Forrest! I hear so much that the Bible doesn’t say the whole earth was flooded. When absolutely the Bible says god claims the whole earth was flooded.

  • @deadpool3982
    @deadpool3982 Місяць тому +16

    Well that’s my favourite Jackie call 😂

  • @Heathen.Deity.
    @Heathen.Deity. Місяць тому +2

    Every time Chuck calls in, I picture a carer at a secure retirement home facepalming because they left a door unlocked.

  • @casparuskruger4807
    @casparuskruger4807 Місяць тому +6

    Great episode. For some reason I found the typically evasive christian callers that never answer the questions they are being asked, more amusing as opposed to aggravating.
    A golden rant moment from Forrest describing the ridiculousness of the Noah account claims.

  • @shanewilson7994
    @shanewilson7994 Місяць тому +3

    Lol, Forrest trying to hide his smile as CE was about to bring on Jackie. I love it.

  • @cnault3244
    @cnault3244 Місяць тому +8

    Bible post credits scene:
    The screen goes black then there is a sliver of light that widens as the person who was watching removes the VR headset and turns to the tech team behind him.
    "Ok guys, I finished the beta test. Almost all the problems you are encountering in the program can be eliminated if you remove that forbidden fruit near the start.

  • @q1000101
    @q1000101 Місяць тому +9

    If the Bible had a post-credits scene, it would show Ken Hamm arguing with God on whether or not to bring dinosaurs onto the ark.

  • @smochygrice465
    @smochygrice465 Місяць тому +8

    Sensational content as always AXP ❤❤❤
    Keep up the great work 💪
    Peace Love Empathy From Australia 🤠

  • @thinkatoz1851
    @thinkatoz1851 Місяць тому +6

    Bible post credits scene: Jesus cracking jokes during the Crucifixion scene bloopers

  • @christopherhowarth9801
    @christopherhowarth9801 Місяць тому +5

    I didn't even get the chance to skip through Jackie's call this week, it was over so soon.

  • @VanHalenIsolated
    @VanHalenIsolated Місяць тому +6

    I don’t know about the post-credits scene in the Bible but the intro credits would include a disclaimer like the movie Anchorman: “The following is based on actual events. Only the names, locations, and events have been changed.”

  • @MichaelYoder-e8g
    @MichaelYoder-e8g Місяць тому +4

    Post credit scene: wavy lines... Jesus wakes up in bed beside Satan and says "Honey! You won't believe the dream I had.!" Satan says, "Sweetie, you gotta lay off the 'shrooms."

  • @spencercillgore9226
    @spencercillgore9226 Місяць тому +8

    Patrick, buddy, the first 10 seconds weren't spent complaining. It was the entire minute.

    • @Heathen.Deity.
      @Heathen.Deity. Місяць тому +1

      Always funny when they drone on and on, making a load of easily disprovable claims, then whine that they weren’t allowed to speak just because their claims are getting shredded.

  • @CutThroatJuggalo
    @CutThroatJuggalo Місяць тому +4

    Bible post credit scene: deadpool pops up and says, "you know, spawn was God once."

  • @donneuner2883
    @donneuner2883 Місяць тому +11

    Easily the best Jackie call yet😂

  • @Mr_Porter
    @Mr_Porter Місяць тому +5

    I don't think Patrick or Chuck has ever comprehended a single point made by the hosts. Dozens of calls over the span of several years yet they suck at articulating their "argument" and they never listen to the actual question being asked. Each call is equally painful as the last.

  • @jeffc2630
    @jeffc2630 12 днів тому

    Excellent show guys as always !

  • @JennFaeAge
    @JennFaeAge Місяць тому +3

    Biblical post-credit scene:
    God waking up from a nap and realizing he forgot to explain the platypus, going "Nah, it'll be fine" and going back to sleep

  • @taurculh69
    @taurculh69 Місяць тому +21

    Patrick keeps calling, and no intelligent conversation ever develops.

    • @Mr_Porter
      @Mr_Porter Місяць тому +1

      Ever! He has been calling for years and has asked the same questions over and over while struggling to give a single coherent argument...or thought.

    • @Heathen.Deity.
      @Heathen.Deity. Місяць тому

      But we’re just ants and something…

  • @freakishuproar1168
    @freakishuproar1168 Місяць тому +5

    As much pseudo-masochistic glee as I experience listening to Jackie's calls, The Cross Examiner calmly dropping him the second he namedropped gave me a good chuckle... x3

  • @rcblazer
    @rcblazer Місяць тому +15

    If the Bible had a post credits scene, it would be Satan popping his head out of the lake of fire and brimstone and saying "I'll be back!"

    • @highroller-jq3ix
      @highroller-jq3ix Місяць тому

      He already was back. Maybe, "I'll be back . . . again." Or "I'll be back . . . more"?

    • @deadpool3982
      @deadpool3982 Місяць тому +1

      Is that a Masters of the Universe reference?

    • @rcblazer
      @rcblazer Місяць тому +2

      @@deadpool3982 It is.

    • @tobyonatabe2601
      @tobyonatabe2601 13 днів тому

      "I always come back" - Satan

  • @benjaminnielsen4288
    @benjaminnielsen4288 Місяць тому +3

    The last caller holy cow😂 that end rant of verbal ass kicking that Forrest gave to Steve was epic! I had to go listen again😅 well said, sir ❤

  • @johnoglesby-vw7ck
    @johnoglesby-vw7ck Місяць тому +8

    I imagine Porky Pig's..."That's all folks"...because it would be hilarious😄

  • @roybarrows9733
    @roybarrows9733 Місяць тому +2

    If they ever start making Huckleberry Hound cartoons again, Patrick will have a voiceover job.

  • @nicholassingleton7496
    @nicholassingleton7496 Місяць тому +5

    Bible end credits
    “ All characters and events depicted in this book are entirely fictional, any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental”

  • @Daddyvaletine
    @Daddyvaletine Місяць тому +5

    I love listening to Patrick getting frustrated at how little he knows about anything

    • @Heathen.Deity.
      @Heathen.Deity. Місяць тому

      Whenever he calls in, I always imagine a group of ants sitting next to him thinking “yeah, we’ve got this buffoon figured out”.

  • @morganramsay7628
    @morganramsay7628 Місяць тому +4

    WHAT AN INTRO CE!!!!

  • @tehspamgozehere
    @tehspamgozehere Місяць тому +3

    Steve's closure screams of "I'm trying to re-establish dominance!" right down to him saying "I'm going to let you go". We really are apes.

    • @loki2240
      @loki2240 Місяць тому +2

      We're probably the worst apes. And it's especially so disappointing because we're so closely related to bonobos.

    • @tehspamgozehere
      @tehspamgozehere Місяць тому

      @@loki2240 Yeh. I hear bonobos are the ones who really ought to have evolved to be caretakers, if morality were real. Maybe they'll replace us after we fall.

    • @scottjohnson7248
      @scottjohnson7248 Місяць тому

      ​@@tehspamgozehereWell Coba was the villain bonobo in the first two Planet of the Apes movies in the relatively recent reboot. Maybe they aren't so innocent.

  • @joelonsdale
    @joelonsdale Місяць тому +3

    This was a well-run show: kudos to CE. However, too many hosts means not enough calls and unbalanced conversations.

  • @shannonjade1480
    @shannonjade1480 Місяць тому +4

    Perfect Jackie call!

  • @blehbleh8552
    @blehbleh8552 Місяць тому +2

    Damn, that was the quickest Jackie call ever. XD

  • @oliverthompson9922
    @oliverthompson9922 Місяць тому +1

    Yay. Jackie finally got to say what was in his own mind!🙏

  • @danielstover5094
    @danielstover5094 Місяць тому +7

    I"m so glad they;re now skipping over Jackie as soon as he starts quoting other "philosophers" rather than giving any of his own thoughts.

    • @Leith_Crowther
      @Leith_Crowther Місяць тому +2

      The dog doesn’t get a treat until it behaves correctly.

  • @Josh-m5i
    @Josh-m5i Місяць тому +10

    Patrick, iif your god interacts with the universe
    Then those interactions would be observable and testable.

    • @Pmrace1960
      @Pmrace1960 Місяць тому +1

      but he is loving and caring......

  • @benbrighton1
    @benbrighton1 Місяць тому +4

    Post credit bloopers scenes: Jesus dropping the loaves and fishes and having them spill everywhere, all the risen dead checking in with hair & makeup between shots of them walking the streets of Jerusalem, and the roaming Star in the East falling out of the set above the nativity scene.

  • @mr.allitknow3777
    @mr.allitknow3777 Місяць тому +5

    In my Howard Cosell voice > Down goes Jackie !!!!! Down goes Jackie !!!!!

  • @joelonsdale
    @joelonsdale Місяць тому +5

    The problem with Noah's Flood is not that it is unscientific (whatever scientific objection you can level is countered by "god is magic"), it's when some Christians try to USE science to justify that it happened at all.

    • @a.g.m8790
      @a.g.m8790 Місяць тому +2

      Magic isn’t a counter to *any* objection because it hasn’t been demonstrated to even be possible. Random unfounded claims are by definition invalid in a logical argument. Theists can choose to argue against logic (which many of them do) but that isn’t a counter it’s a concession. “I know how the world has been proven to work w/ supporting evidence but if this thing I believe in w/ no supporting evidence is real that doesn’t matter”. Ridiculous and invalid

    • @joelonsdale
      @joelonsdale Місяць тому +1

      @@a.g.m8790 My point is that explaining to somebody who thinks magic is real that "fluid wave dynamics" is the reason a global flood din't happen is not helpful, when the magic-believer can think "god magicked the wave dynamics". However, pointing out that there is geological evidence that a global flood didn't occur invites the magical reasoning "god hid the evidence of the flood" which suggests a very different kind of god.

    • @carstekoch
      @carstekoch Місяць тому +1

      ​​@@joelonsdale
      Right, but when the argument presented is "5000 years ago there was an asteroid that caused a massive tsunami"
      Then wave dynamics become a meaningful topic. And if that is explained away with magic, then what was the meteor for? And when it was just for show, why bother when nobody is going to report on it or be around to witness it? Who was the show for? Also, if it is local, as claimed by the caller, why have a boat in the first place, like Jim pointed out?
      When you introduce magic to explain away inconsistencies, you introduce more inconsistencies, and you at the very least make it seem like your god is a bumbling idiot, trickster or both. Especially when you do it like the caller did.

    • @a.g.m8790
      @a.g.m8790 Місяць тому +1

      If someone believes in magic talking to them about evidence is pointless because they can just say w/e magic they believe in doesn’t leave behind evidence we can detect. This is why this nonsense is a nonstarter for logical conversation. Once you start giving baseless claims legitimacy you’re opening yourself up to an endless loop of unfalsifiable conjecture

  • @blehbleh8552
    @blehbleh8552 Місяць тому +1

    "You're asking what happened outside of everywhere, in a time that wasn't."
    Ngl, I love hearing scientists talk about "before" The Big Bang, it always sounds mystical and like something out of a high fantasy story.

  • @1fishinghuman208
    @1fishinghuman208 Місяць тому +1

    Wow. A triple whammy from my 3 fav hosts.. 👍👍👍

  • @elminster298
    @elminster298 Місяць тому +3

    If the Bible had a post credit scene, it would show Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Joseph Smith, and L. Ron. Hubbard standing around Satan tied to a chair. Jesus steps forward saying, "Let's find out who you really are". He then reaches out and pulls the mask off...showing it was God all along. God starts laughing as the scene fades to black. Fin.

  • @AaronOneal-e7h
    @AaronOneal-e7h Місяць тому +1

    Is it just me or does anyone else evoke the mental image of Droopy the Dog everytime Patrick from Fuckery Florida calls in. No? Just me? 😂

  • @orgixvi3
    @orgixvi3 Місяць тому

    Dropping Jackie less than 5 seconds into his call was both hilarious and strangely cathartic. 😂

  • @chuckgaydos5387
    @chuckgaydos5387 Місяць тому +1

    Bible's post credits scene: Jesus thinking, "A thousand year reign? Over THIS? Couldn't I just be crucified again?"

  • @theNTT.StrandedAlien
    @theNTT.StrandedAlien Місяць тому +2

    Best Jackie call ever! 😂

  • @LessThanLucid
    @LessThanLucid Місяць тому +3

    Post credits Bible scene: "We made up so much stuff there's no way anyone will take it seriously!"

  • @xmillion1704
    @xmillion1704 Місяць тому +4

    Post credits: Not sure what the scene would depict, but it WOULD be animated by Terry Gilliam!

  • @Daddyvaletine
    @Daddyvaletine Місяць тому +3

    Jackie did he best in this one

  • @milkenobi
    @milkenobi Місяць тому +4

    Bible post credits scene: it’s just a teaser for Jesus 2: Second Coming with the release date as simply “coming soon … Truly I tell you, some who are sitting here will not taste death before they see the sequel”

  • @robertfreeman6082
    @robertfreeman6082 Місяць тому +1

    It was great to see Forrest go total “Beast Mode” on Steve.

  • @shanewilson7994
    @shanewilson7994 Місяць тому +1

    I am so glad Forrest is done with Steve. That was an epic ending of his call.

  • @Never-mind1960
    @Never-mind1960 Місяць тому +4

    If a god will only answer a prayer that has the exact perfect incantation in order to respond, that god is probably just messing with you and does not give a crap.

  • @Tim-AlexPowell
    @Tim-AlexPowell Місяць тому +8

    I love the tone from these hosts. I've been disappointed by the screaming and cursing on the line. I feel like conversations should be respectful. Excellent job guys!

    • @a.g.m8790
      @a.g.m8790 Місяць тому

      Screaming and cursing? I wonder who you mean lol

    • @Leith_Crowther
      @Leith_Crowther Місяць тому +2

      Fuck dishonest people’s feelings. 🤷‍♂️

    • @scottjohnson7248
      @scottjohnson7248 Місяць тому

      Snowflake

    • @shanewilson7994
      @shanewilson7994 Місяць тому

      @@scottjohnson7248 how original of a retort.
      But some people tend to like the screaming and cursing, and some don't. And it is perfectly ok to like one method over the other, and it doesn't really warrant a type of insult just because someone doesn't like one approach.

    • @thecrossexaminer6665
      @thecrossexaminer6665 Місяць тому +2

      Thanks!

  • @padraigther0b0t
    @padraigther0b0t 18 днів тому

    Best Jackie call yet.

  • @chuckgaydos5387
    @chuckgaydos5387 Місяць тому +2

    Bible's post credits scene: The ghost of Stan Lee working on the sequel.

  • @kaysguy
    @kaysguy Місяць тому

    Post credits: A group of disciples rows on the Sea of Galilee and drops a shrouded body into the water. One says "thanks brother, you played the part well".

  • @IRGeamer
    @IRGeamer Місяць тому +4

    Patrick has always been a paragon of shielding his ignorance with arrogance so that he can ignore anything he doesn't want to hear.
    "I don't have a real problem with ignorance. We are all ignorant about a variety of subjects we are not currently aware of. The real problem is when that ignorance is wilful, baseless and used as a weapon against anyone who disagrees with you, or anyone who has the nerve to present facts you don't want to accept."
    - anyone who actually cares about verifiable realit

  • @mrhdbnger
    @mrhdbnger Місяць тому

    Book recommendation. Attack On Christendom by Soren Kierkegaard. For all of the Christians, he remained a devout Christian and this book is not any sort of attack on Christianity. It is a very eloquent tome about the dangers and horrors of state run churches and theocracy. It should be required reading.

  • @49perfectss
    @49perfectss Місяць тому +1

    THAT'S how you handle Jackie 😂

  • @Josh-m5i
    @Josh-m5i Місяць тому +3

    Post credit bible scene.
    God " nobody's going to believe this crap"
    Satan " never underestimate the stupidity of humans"

  • @INSOLIASTUDIOS
    @INSOLIASTUDIOS Місяць тому +15

    Love the show love the hosts. With that said I think three hosts is too much.

    • @AntitheistHuman
      @AntitheistHuman Місяць тому +8

      I love in that in live chat the mods often tell people (and have told me) "do not tell us how to run our show" when told mild things and not even necessarily meant to impose our "way", in other words so what?

  • @LegendOfKitty
    @LegendOfKitty Місяць тому +1

    If the Bible had a post credits scene, it would show the puppeteers and the muppet that was the risen Jesus packing up after filming.

  • @Proudheathen
    @Proudheathen Місяць тому +4

    Hi Jackie...bye Jackie. That kid never learns

  • @oliverthompson9922
    @oliverthompson9922 Місяць тому +2

    Time to stop taking calls from Steve I think.
    He phones every line and axp show, with his latest crackpot theory, every week.
    I dont know why he even cares, he thinks were in a simulation anyway , so every other hyothesis is meaningless.

  • @cartercordingley6062
    @cartercordingley6062 Місяць тому

    I love the show, left my religion that I was born into about 10 years ago. First, I left because I was bored (it was Mormon, so that was easy), I felt like god did not make since. Then I find out my religion was just a speck compared to other religions. And read the CES letter and realized that I was in a false religion. And I went a few years in my angry at the lds church. But as I transaction out of the angry phase, I found I was angry at organization religion. Thenbivfound this channel and other and found i was an Atheist then a antitheist. Thank you for all your help

  • @Mr_Spooner
    @Mr_Spooner Місяць тому +1

    That intro was sooooo good. I just realized that I can’t clip it… I would love to send that opening to some friends.
    How come we can’t use clips?

  • @xmillion1704
    @xmillion1704 Місяць тому

    Post credit blooper- Jesus rips a long loud one while up on the cross. He starts laughing so hard that he can barely utter, “DO NOT come up here right now if you know what’s good for you.”

  • @AdamBladeTaylor
    @AdamBladeTaylor 2 дні тому

    I'm here for the Forrest rants.

  • @gotthasossij
    @gotthasossij Місяць тому +1

    Steve seems to have forgot that the bible specifically said it rained for 40 days and 40 nights, not a wave from a meteorite.

  • @paulcontursi5982
    @paulcontursi5982 Місяць тому +2

    Chuck needs to put the bong down. It's very simple. Chuck is also very simple.

  • @davidtetard5781
    @davidtetard5781 Місяць тому +2

    Bible post credit scene: Any similarities with actual events or people who existed is pure coincidence.

  • @ChallengeYourBeliefs
    @ChallengeYourBeliefs Місяць тому +4

    Congrats to @Theosis-18 for having your answer selected for the question of the week! 😂😂😂

    • @Tuna_Man2323
      @Tuna_Man2323 Місяць тому +2

      I'm surprised you didn't win it this time. Usually, you do.

    • @Theosis-81
      @Theosis-81 Місяць тому

      I'm Theosis-81.

    • @ChallengeYourBeliefs
      @ChallengeYourBeliefs Місяць тому +4

      I'm @TheistsTapOut 🤷‍♂️

    • @Theosis-81
      @Theosis-81 Місяць тому

      @@ChallengeYourBeliefs So you're implying as Jebuster did that the question of the day was for me. That isn't me, it's holgirlubuttski. I thought you were more aware of who's who. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @ChallengeYourBeliefs
      @ChallengeYourBeliefs Місяць тому +4

      ​@@Tuna_Man2323I win all the time. I've won every single question of the week since they began asking it. It's just that the atheists lie because they don't want to admit that I'm always right.
      I'm pretty sure this is how you win. Just claim it. And if anyone disagrees, I'll call them liars.😁

  • @AdamBladeTaylor
    @AdamBladeTaylor 2 дні тому

    Best Jackie call ever. And how every single one should go.

  • @HaipaYazoo
    @HaipaYazoo Місяць тому +2

    Thank you thank you thank you for just immediately dropping Jackie when what was about to be the exact same shtick he pulls in with every single week. It's been more than annoying and glad you are not tolerating that.

  • @Gnome_with_no_name
    @Gnome_with_no_name Місяць тому +3

    If the bible had a post credits scene it would be ripped from the old Flash Gordon movie when the villain's hand reaches up and the screen says "The End...?"

  • @tzwikiritzwikirairaai7288
    @tzwikiritzwikirairaai7288 8 днів тому

    Pheeeew we dodged a Jackie earbleed this time. Noooooice!!!

  • @chudleyflusher7132
    @chudleyflusher7132 Місяць тому +5

    He’s one of those people who thinks that if he talks like a hillbilly, it will confer some kind of folk-wisdom to the things he says.

  • @victoriafuller4148
    @victoriafuller4148 25 днів тому

    That was a hilarious 60 seconds! I now believe!

  • @moodyrick8503
    @moodyrick8503 Місяць тому +1

    *God, as an explanation for anything = **_An appeal to a bigger mystery_** ;*
    Humanity, has consistently failed, to confirm a single reliable testable & repeatable fact about God.

  • @dhaisley
    @dhaisley Місяць тому +1

    "This is a work of fiction. All names, characters, places, and events depicted herein are the product of the author's imagination and any resemblance to actual persons, living and dead, living after being dead, and entities beyond reason, is purely coincidental."

  • @adrianjames6736
    @adrianjames6736 Місяць тому

    forrest is very passionate and correct!

  • @kentashby9402
    @kentashby9402 Місяць тому +1

    Answer to the statement 'I didn't come from no monkey': How do you know? Were you there?

  • @chuckgaydos5387
    @chuckgaydos5387 Місяць тому

    Bible's post credits scene: God putting his LEGOs bricks back in their box.

  • @Proudheathen
    @Proudheathen Місяць тому +1

    Bible post credit scene ...johnny the air traffic controller from the movie Airplane holding up the Bible saying his line "just kidding!"

  • @markireland1162
    @markireland1162 Місяць тому +4

    jackie should never make it past the call screener...

  • @OpenmindedJournalist-p2o
    @OpenmindedJournalist-p2o Місяць тому +1

    love Jim's shrt!