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  • @khyabatiste3669
    @khyabatiste3669 7 місяців тому +2490

    “Or even making a latte for a black woman, an iced tea for a white woman, and a coffee for a gently brown guy who can go in a lot of directions.”

    • @khyabatiste3669
      @khyabatiste3669 7 місяців тому +48

      Uh last time I checked no one freaking asked for your opinion

    • @koviyovas8325
      @koviyovas8325 7 місяців тому +9

      @@khyabatiste3669 lmao

    • @indiigo14
      @indiigo14 7 місяців тому +25

      @@koviyovas8325 People been doing this for years. What, you new to the internet or something?

    • @koviyovas8325
      @koviyovas8325 7 місяців тому +10

      ​@@indiigo14 no, just the opposite. been online since 97.

    • @psyberunner5613
      @psyberunner5613 7 місяців тому +7

      @@khyabatiste3669 lol

  • @axnyslie
    @axnyslie 6 місяців тому +2175

    LOL I worked at Chase bank when the whole 2008 sub prime mortgage scandal broke. Spoil alert they acted like they had nothing to do with it! They even made internal training modules on how they were SO heroic on paying back what they owed and nothing they did caused the great recession! Imagine that!

    • @quietstorm6553
      @quietstorm6553 6 місяців тому +82

      History books are written in a similar way

    • @kamX-rz4uy
      @kamX-rz4uy 6 місяців тому +105

      Chase did very little subprime lending and even in 2006 the CEO warned that the subprime business had been taken to the extreme and that a recession would make it worse. Most of their exposure was due to buying Advanta which serviced a lot of those types of loans. During the crisis they agreed to take on Bear Stearns and Washington Mutual and repaid the TARP money that they didn't really want but the government forced all the large banks to take. They certainly have had their fair share of controversies but the subprime mess wasn't one of them.

    • @BmoreAkuma
      @BmoreAkuma 6 місяців тому +6

      I remember hearing countrywide often on that not really "Chase"

    • @tom4150
      @tom4150 5 місяців тому +13

      The thing that bothered me was banks putting a value on a home without sending an appraiser out. But people wanted to get rich quick thinking the values of these houses will always stay high. It was the citizens who defaulted when they over invested in properties whose value were highly inflated. People went out buying any property they could. It was crazy

    • @chrisvldz
      @chrisvldz 5 місяців тому +22

      I was also at Chase, they weren't anywhere nearly as bad as Ameriquest, Countrywide and Washington Mutual.

  • @texaswunderkind
    @texaswunderkind 7 місяців тому +1111

    Chase received $25,000,000,000.00 in TARP funds due to their highly questionable and unethical subprime mortgage exposure. In their defense, they eventually paid the money back. Not in their defense, they had no business betting customers' money on highly risky investments in the first place. Also not in their defense, they used the money to pay bonuses to the very executives who nearly bankrupt them in the first place with those same subprime mortgage deals.

    • @Raddimitri9263
      @Raddimitri9263 7 місяців тому +35

      How come nobody talks about this

    • @ddebenedictis
      @ddebenedictis 7 місяців тому +67

      In their defense, they sometimes have cookies or doughnuts at my local branch. That definitely makes up for all that bad stuff.

    • @eldritchbidoof
      @eldritchbidoof 7 місяців тому +24

      ​@@Raddimitri9263you have to understand wtf the person is talking about in order to talk about it yourself, hence why "nobody" is talking about it.

    • @dougfisher1813
      @dougfisher1813 7 місяців тому +15

      I think the movie "The Big Short" exposed the genesis of this problem.

    • @jameswhite3415
      @jameswhite3415 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@Raddimitri9263 Bribery is legal in America. Chase is very mild compared to student loans than can have grannies still paying on them.

  • @tylergoodman3560
    @tylergoodman3560 7 місяців тому +1704

    This is the best Chase commercial I've ever seen. 😂🎉

    • @Changetheworld35
      @Changetheworld35 6 місяців тому +9

      Yeah finally an honest commercial 😜😁😅😊

    • @tctwo
      @tctwo 6 місяців тому +4

      💐

    • @eplanti
      @eplanti 4 місяці тому +4

      it doesn't even mention 95% of their shady stuff
      Awesome!

  • @leonleon2021
    @leonleon2021 4 місяці тому +109

    "Give a man a gun and he’ll rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he’ll rob the world"
    SunTzu - probably

    • @lawrencelewis2592
      @lawrencelewis2592 Місяць тому +4

      "You can steal more money with a pen than you can with a gun." -Woody Guthrie, I think. Something like that, anyway.

  • @vexxama
    @vexxama 7 місяців тому +641

    At least Brian is being honest about how much work he does

    • @kraevorn7483
      @kraevorn7483 5 місяців тому +15

      I bet the rest of the time he’s crying in the corner from all the stress of doing business with Chase much like how Stewie poops blood in the bathroom.

  • @reprolover11
    @reprolover11 7 місяців тому +1127

    "Gently Brown Guy, who can go in a lot of directions." - Me when my hair is cut low.

    • @dihexa7256
      @dihexa7256 7 місяців тому +35

      Vin Diesel is the king of that, he looks like 10x more black when grows out his Afro

    • @koffin522
      @koffin522 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@dihexa7256lol no he doesn't

    • @billt8504
      @billt8504 4 місяці тому +1

      HA! Me when my hair was longer. Who am I kidding... when I had hair.

    • @Desmond-Dark
      @Desmond-Dark 4 місяці тому +2

      @@dihexa7256 Maybe you should be thinking about more important things? Like FAMILY.

    • @SM-ok3sz
      @SM-ok3sz 4 місяці тому

      *hides valuables*

  • @khyabatiste3669
    @khyabatiste3669 7 місяців тому +778

    0:14 I’m not a coffee drinker but I love watching people make those latte art designs

    • @PinkPanther4958
      @PinkPanther4958 7 місяців тому +12

      I am a coffee drinker and I also enjoy watching people make latte art. Then drinking It after.

    • @runarandersen878
      @runarandersen878 6 місяців тому +3

      I don’t either drink coffee. But I drink Chai Latte, and they make art designs in them as well.

    • @simplesimon8255
      @simplesimon8255 Місяць тому

      Why do you love watching people make those latte art designs?

    • @danielhanna19
      @danielhanna19 Місяць тому

      ​@@simplesimon8255because he enjoys the simple things?

    • @simplesimon8255
      @simplesimon8255 Місяць тому

      @@danielhanna19 Did you just assume its gender? And I didn't ask you.

  • @Boblol126
    @Boblol126 6 місяців тому +364

    Fuck Chase. They almost took my childhood home in 2008. Been with a credit union ever since and never looked back.

    • @tbh-Ostrich
      @tbh-Ostrich 5 місяців тому +6

      LOL! My 5 or 6 location credit union was nothing but a bank. They were always rude and incompetent. They went tellerless. People at Union Planters were always very nice despite having 700+ locations.

    • @Mnil52
      @Mnil52 4 місяці тому +39

      You actually think it's the bank's fault you didn't pay your mortgage? What like the credit union wouldnt foreclose on you, I don't get it. Oh right, nothing is ever your own fault

    • @seanknox7321
      @seanknox7321 4 місяці тому +17

      @@Mnil52lol nailed it. Personal responsibility.

    • @MfnStarboy
      @MfnStarboy 4 місяці тому +12

      @@Mnil52 There are larger economic circumstances at play. The banks are 100% the problem, and have been since the 30s. Humans aren't meant to produce at the speed of an exponential slope.

    • @da4127
      @da4127 4 місяці тому +13

      ​@@Mnil52 Not to say this guy is not at fault for not paying the mortgage or getting a loan he couldn't pay, but Chase was famous for giving those ridiculous loans, mortgaging people's houses, that they knew they couldn't pay, partly causing the financial crisis of 2008. Like sure, make better decisions yourself, but this is a bank, who has many accountants and analysts that know very well who can't pay back what they owe, and still gave tons of loans to these people

  • @redpilledhispanic1239
    @redpilledhispanic1239 7 місяців тому +261

    The part where Stewie is in the bathroom reminds me of that time when my dad was becoming so stressed at his job that he started throwing up blood from the stress. Eventually he quit and now he’s doing better

    • @bobbodaskank
      @bobbodaskank 7 місяців тому +6

      Yeesh, what kind of work was it?

    • @redpilledhispanic1239
      @redpilledhispanic1239 7 місяців тому +15

      @@bobbodaskank Supervisor at one of Quaker’s warehouses

    • @redpilledhispanic1239
      @redpilledhispanic1239 7 місяців тому +25

      @@bobbodaskank it was a cumulation of my dad’s job being stressful, my grandmother passing away who he was really close to and potential foreclosure of our house

    • @unoriginalname3442
      @unoriginalname3442 6 місяців тому +7

      Hey man, I’m no doctor, but that doesn’t sound like something you should just write off. You should probably go to a doctor.

    • @redpilledhispanic1239
      @redpilledhispanic1239 6 місяців тому +11

      @@unoriginalname3442 this was 12 years ago and my dad’s mindset is that he’ll only go to the hospital if something doesn’t go away

  • @America-First2024
    @America-First2024 6 місяців тому +91

    “These will look good in the bathroom, while I’m pooping blood from the stress.”
    😂😂

  • @jordanloux3883
    @jordanloux3883 7 місяців тому +275

    One of the funniest fake ads the show has done in a long time.

  • @joshua_tobler
    @joshua_tobler 6 місяців тому +76

    Small business ownership is not for the faint of heart. But two things: 1) It's easier if you're not in debt to mega banks, and 2) working for wages and a lousy boss isn't for the faint of heart, either.

    • @paulblichmann2791
      @paulblichmann2791 6 місяців тому +6

      if you go under you don't actually lose anything. Your company just goes bankrupt, and you can start another one and keep your mansion. Why stress.

    • @easportssucks4347
      @easportssucks4347 5 місяців тому +5

      Living in a free market capitalist country is not for the faint of heart; unless you don't mind being homeless and going hungry, or living in a crime-ridden neighborhood, or have rich parents.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 місяці тому

      Ummm who does want to work for a terrible boss or bad company? 🤔 The problem in 2024 is the US job market is full of dillusional, inept employees who either "quiet" quit or are angry, mad.

    • @dylanbuchanan6511
      @dylanbuchanan6511 2 місяці тому

      @@easportssucks4347 living in a communist country is not for the faint of heart unless your relatives with your power mad dictator

    • @rickysampson8759
      @rickysampson8759 Місяць тому +1

      @@easportssucks4347then go to Russia. Ever notice how they literally hop fences to enter capitalist countries but nobody want to go to socialist or communism ones?

  • @nitro8611
    @nitro8611 6 місяців тому +323

    "Now we're looking at a laptop like my stupid little coffee shop is going to be a big disruptor in the online space."
    In one sentence they summed up the immense delusions of grandeur from so many aspiring entrepreneurs and small business owners that I've had as clients - delusions that are fed by unethical marketing companies trying to make a quick buck no less. Holy shit, well done Seth.

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 6 місяців тому +30

      Those delusions run both wide and deep; "I'm an entrepreneur because I drive with a ride-sharing service that rapidly depreciates the vehicle I'm still paying high interest rates after 5 years of payments, and my auto insurance doesn't cover in the event of an accident while doing ride-share work, but I'm challenging the retail battlespace, baby! #watchmegobroke.

    • @nitro8611
      @nitro8611 6 місяців тому +27

      @@markh.6687 I could tell so many stories. A client who ran a boutique clothing store was obsessed with making a huge E-commerce store. When I pressed her on how she'd keep up with that kind of inventory, volume and order fulfillment (y'know, the bare minimum) she got upset and accused me of being negative. She closed down a few years later.

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 6 місяців тому +6

      @@nitro8611 Sadly I'm not surprised at all.

    • @Raso8k
      @Raso8k 6 місяців тому +5

      Y do u think it's Seth's ideas he doesn't write sht

    • @mattropolis99
      @mattropolis99 6 місяців тому

      @@nitro8611I guess you weren’t drinking the koolaide of ‘manifesting success’ for her. Shame on you for not supporting the latest TikTok insanity. /s

  • @80PercentAshamedOfU
    @80PercentAshamedOfU 6 місяців тому +64

    Thank you for calling out the poorly-timed dramatic deal handshake featured in every commercial ever.

  • @DLeo14
    @DLeo14 5 місяців тому +62

    My grandfather was screwed over by Chase lol, it had something to do with predatory mortgage loans. Right when he could've filed a lawsuit against them, he had a stroke and developed Broca's Aphasia, so he could no longer talk or sign documents. I later found out that what happened to him wasn't unique and in the end, Chase got a slap on the wrist for it.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 Місяць тому +6

      “How very convenient he just so happened to develop this before he could sue them.”
      **the Chase bought doctor quickly makes a run for the back door**

  • @Truth_Advocate
    @Truth_Advocate 4 місяці тому +51

    Yeah, 83 million customers are still pretty pissed off about the 2014 data breach.

    • @RonJohn63
      @RonJohn63 3 місяці тому

      No we're not.

    • @CreditR01
      @CreditR01 Місяць тому

      Still better than Bank of America that took out its own fraudulant credit accounts just to charge phony fees.

    • @BlueShellshock
      @BlueShellshock 28 днів тому

      Didn't they offer between cash and free credit monitoring, and then ran out of money from the people who picked cash? Or am I thinking of some other bank scandal?

  • @Anamnesis
    @Anamnesis 4 місяці тому +42

    I ceased all business with Chase ages ago just out of spite, only to eventually discover that the dealer financing for the next vehicle I purchased was serviced through none other than JP Morgan Chase, and there was no alternative because if you want the low interest rate from the dealer, it was Chase or nothing. They're a disease you can't get rid of.

    • @DonCDXX
      @DonCDXX 4 місяці тому +12

      All of the most awful companies are effectively impossible to boycott.

    • @fist-of-doom487
      @fist-of-doom487 Місяць тому

      If I remember right they’re America’s Oldest Bank or at least the Oldest still existing Bank. They have their roots sunk deep into this country, a monster that we created and has tormented us ever since

  • @Stone_Yoshi_3
    @Stone_Yoshi_3 7 місяців тому +345

    *“Yeah, guys! We’re good on flowers for a while!”*

    • @shelbynamels7948
      @shelbynamels7948 6 місяців тому +4

      Yeah, Stewie said that. we all heard it. So what?? why repeat it??

    • @JBoo-h5q
      @JBoo-h5q 6 місяців тому

      @@shelbynamels7948cause it’s funny? Why reply if it didn’t offend you so?

  • @soadsam
    @soadsam 2 місяці тому +44

    something, something, something, chase bank glitch...

    • @sws212
      @sws212 23 дні тому

      It wasn't a glitch, it was just morons stealing from themselves through check fraud.

  • @Jorric
    @Jorric 7 місяців тому +1810

    chase gave me a 21,000$ credit card limit at 24 years old. It's like they're asking young people to make poor financial decisions that will destroy their lives
    Edit to clarify:
    I am responsible with my finances, but I could see how someone can easily fall into a unrecoverable position with this kind of CC.

    • @noggin6870
      @noggin6870 7 місяців тому +132

      That is absolutely insane, even with 6 figure income in my 20s and a credit score over 750, Barclay's won't extend my limit over $8,000 lol

    • @TMoney-wt1cw
      @TMoney-wt1cw 7 місяців тому +137

      Yeah, it’s totally the bank’s fault young people are making poor decisions. Yup, no one else’s.

    • @noggin6870
      @noggin6870 7 місяців тому +176

      @@TMoney-wt1cw I mean, enabling people who are young and might not have the best grip on their finances to put themselves massively into debt is pretty blatant predatory behavior that flies in the face of normal risk management for a bank.

    • @jameswhite3415
      @jameswhite3415 7 місяців тому +53

      Wait until you hear about college, or medical debt.

    • @triynizzles
      @triynizzles 7 місяців тому +39

      Trap you early so you are a customer for life! just like smoking.

  • @Shteven
    @Shteven 6 місяців тому +344

    Chase stole my moms condo, it's been 16 years, I won't forget, I won't forgive.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 6 місяців тому +29

      They bought a regional chain called Washington Mutual bank 2000s 🏦. Chase was so scummy, 2 faced! 😡 They'd monitor accounts-checking to delay deposits-transactions to change BS fees, get 💰. I closed my Chase account.

    • @books4739
      @books4739 6 місяців тому

      There is still time to do something about it

    • @miamimercenary9623
      @miamimercenary9623 4 місяці тому

      @@books4739there really isn’t. if you don’t pay the mortgage foreclosure is a thing

    • @danieldanieldadada
      @danieldanieldadada 4 місяці тому

      Oh no. Chase must be very concerned.

    • @cowboyboots9901
      @cowboyboots9901 4 місяці тому

      There's a reason they hide the full name of their bank. One of the scummiest businessmen in history founded them.

  • @privatepenguin3137
    @privatepenguin3137 7 місяців тому +63

    I love Stewie's eyes when he serves the "gently brown guy"....he gets all concerned 🤣

  • @pablot-r9402
    @pablot-r9402 4 місяці тому +7

    Lol When Chase put " B L M " on their bank LED screen signs = "please don't burn down our banks".

  • @jirden
    @jirden 6 місяців тому +15

    I used to work at Wells Fargo processing mortgages. Big banks are every bit as evil as you'd imagine. Steer clear.

  • @cowboyboots9901
    @cowboyboots9901 4 місяці тому +18

    When I think of Chase, I think of the time they refused to abid by the Soldiers and Sailors relief act. Requiring a specific piece of paper proving you joined and the military never gives you and you never see again. No other proof is acceptable, not your LES or any other of hundreds of documents proving when you joined.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 місяці тому

      Avoid Chase 🏦 . They bought up Washington Mutual, WaMu in the late 2000s. That change caused so many problems. I closed my Chase bank checking acct.

    • @OneEyeShadow
      @OneEyeShadow Місяць тому +2

      "How can we fuck over veterans today?"

  • @easportssucks4347
    @easportssucks4347 5 місяців тому +15

    This is literally how I view pretty much all corporate commercials, with a small voice in my head saying something like "look how diverse and loving and caring we are!" while making grabby hands at my wallet.

  • @rwmunch
    @rwmunch 3 місяці тому +7

    "Chase understands my business like they do all businesses...as a huge reverse funnel that shoves money upwards, to them".

  • @MrCrashBandicoot25
    @MrCrashBandicoot25 6 місяців тому +29

    Chase does have a baseball park, Chase Field in Arizona

    • @Kr0nicDragon
      @Kr0nicDragon 5 місяців тому

      Basically every bank has an area or stadium

    • @CaptainJZH
      @CaptainJZH 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Kr0nicDragonalthough technically it's not *their* stadium, they just bought the naming rights

  • @thecopperiris
    @thecopperiris 4 місяці тому +8

    Chase Bank probably signed Stewie and Brian up for a recurring flower delivery subscription without them even knowing..

    • @archangelsed
      @archangelsed Місяць тому

      They should use Rocket Money!

  • @AliceOrtensia
    @AliceOrtensia 4 місяці тому +10

    I like how I had a chase bank ad for this video

  • @IconicSimulation
    @IconicSimulation 3 місяці тому +8

    I love how the flower delivery woman knows at the end to go to the bathroom, to let Stewie know that he has another delivery instead of going to the front desk or Brian who is literally at the front window. Hahaha

  • @cormacmacsuibhne2867
    @cormacmacsuibhne2867 7 місяців тому +24

    I thought the flower delivery was going to be them receiving a court order.

  • @justonemori
    @justonemori 6 місяців тому +17

    Chase bought out my credit card company then cut my account that had zero balance. Great guys!

    • @Fecker_Carlson
      @Fecker_Carlson 4 місяці тому +2

      TBF you were asking for it

    • @justonemori
      @justonemori 4 місяці тому

      @@Fecker_Carlson It's all good, I have a chase card now. I pay it off every month and take the points as cash, haha. Zero debt and owning a house is flipping awesome.

  • @MattOliva
    @MattOliva 4 місяці тому +7

    After recently being fucked by Chase as a small business, this just helped me feel so much better lol

  • @sanchezs7614
    @sanchezs7614 6 місяців тому +29

    That "Gently Brown Guy" 😂 I get that a lot

  • @christopheredwards788
    @christopheredwards788 7 місяців тому +57

    Those guys are getting lots of flowers.

  • @notavailable4596
    @notavailable4596 6 місяців тому +35

    "How'd they afford that?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sim0n98
    @Sim0n98 7 місяців тому +69

    Is that true about them foreclosing on service men while they’re on active duty? That’s wild if so.

    • @Randomeaninglessword
      @Randomeaninglessword 7 місяців тому

      It's true. I can't link the news stories but look up "Chase Military Foreclosures" and a ton of articles should pop up.

    • @Coysprout25
      @Coysprout25 7 місяців тому +34

      Apparently it’s an old incident from 2011 where they accidentally did that for 4000 servicemen overseas.

    • @TMoney-wt1cw
      @TMoney-wt1cw 7 місяців тому +17

      A better question is why are servicemen getting their home loans through chase instead of the VA?

    • @naterksmr
      @naterksmr 7 місяців тому +47

      How do you "accidentally" do something 4000 times? More like the only "accident" was getting caught.

    • @jordanloux3883
      @jordanloux3883 7 місяців тому +19

      @@Coysprout25 "accidentally"

  • @PokeShadow77
    @PokeShadow77 4 місяці тому +3

    THANK YOU
    I thought I was the only one who thought the Chase Bank cafe ads were so bizarre

  • @Hongkongnyc
    @Hongkongnyc 7 місяців тому +22

    This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @shanekeenaNYC
    @shanekeenaNYC 6 місяців тому +48

    This commercial also didn't get the staged rooftop party in Hell's Kitchen or some midrise neighborhood in a big city. Because being high rise is too obviously corporate these days and being suburban or rural is too much of a sensitive issue.

  • @creekman86
    @creekman86 6 місяців тому +2

    I hope this bit gets the recognition it deserves. It is the literal definition of satire and it’s done masterfully

  • @RedsHitpostMedia
    @RedsHitpostMedia Місяць тому +6

    I hear post Chase Bank glitch and multiple credit fraud stories

  • @user-IAmtheone
    @user-IAmtheone 4 місяці тому +5

    Pooping blood from stress
    New fear unlocked 💀💀💀

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 4 місяці тому +10

    0:40 I have a couple friends who have told me about this lol

  • @codenamelarry6518
    @codenamelarry6518 6 місяців тому +23

    A new stadium opening next to their coffee shop named after Chase likely puts the location of their shop in Phoenix, Arizona in 1997.

    • @KK-pm7ud
      @KK-pm7ud 4 місяці тому

      Not in San Francisco?

    • @codenamelarry6518
      @codenamelarry6518 4 місяці тому +1

      @@KK-pm7ud Chase Field is where the Arizona Diamondbacks play in Phoenix.

    • @EllensCabinets14k
      @EllensCabinets14k 3 місяці тому +2

      1997 was bank one ballpark

  • @overfoxed
    @overfoxed 7 місяців тому +31

    Don't enable subtitles on this. I read some out loud and my furniture began floating

    • @KirbyEatsCake123
      @KirbyEatsCake123 5 місяців тому +2

      With flowers being delivered in advance

  • @tycox8704
    @tycox8704 4 місяці тому +2

    I enjoy how the ad agencies who make the unrealistic ads for predatory businesses know that the audience don’t believe any of it and are milking their client.

  • @305backup
    @305backup 6 місяців тому +5

    I had Chase for a while and left because the overdraft "feature" kept turning itself back on literally allowing identity theft on my card.

  • @RandyPeterson17
    @RandyPeterson17 6 місяців тому +11

    Go with a credit union people.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 місяці тому

      Some are better than others 🏦 . Fun fact- Disney also has a full service credit union.

    • @Jabberwockybird
      @Jabberwockybird 4 місяці тому

      Old Bailey building and loan, Mary!

  • @theoldloisgriffin99-03
    @theoldloisgriffin99-03 7 місяців тому +13

    Awww looka my baby selling coffie so adorable ❤😍

  • @TroyGoodwin
    @TroyGoodwin 6 місяців тому +5

    Chase. Make more of what’s yours.

  • @JB-fy2ss
    @JB-fy2ss Місяць тому +6

    Damn, seeing this after the Chase Bank glitch, that is great!

  • @ashleybanks-wm4cg
    @ashleybanks-wm4cg 4 місяці тому +2

    Them Starbucks orders based off ethnicity is on point tho😂😂😂 i worked at one for years

  • @JS-ue5fp
    @JS-ue5fp 6 місяців тому +10

    This is so accurate 😂😂😂😂.

  • @springfieldbearpatrol2937
    @springfieldbearpatrol2937 17 днів тому +1

    Flower Delivery for Unclear Reasons always gets me

  • @NatorDM
    @NatorDM 5 місяців тому +3

    I cannot stop watching this. Lol

  • @angelofata5440
    @angelofata5440 7 місяців тому +24

    Chase bank

  • @ljpolo14
    @ljpolo14 5 місяців тому +3

    Can’t believe they made this lmao

  • @RaptorFromWeegee
    @RaptorFromWeegee 6 місяців тому +3

    But now they're JP Morgan-Chase Bank so you know its just become more venerable and much more trust worthy.

  • @skyrogue1977
    @skyrogue1977 Місяць тому +4

    0:20 Dwayne Johnson, am I right.

  • @stanford-nf4jk
    @stanford-nf4jk 16 днів тому +1

    Chase coerced my grandparents into signing a home loan with an exorbitant interest rate. The bank *knew* they were in cognitive decline. Duck Chase!

  • @SolidSpark
    @SolidSpark 6 місяців тому +4

    LMAO this was golden

  • @darken27
    @darken27 Місяць тому

    Oof the foreclosure bit is too real 😬🤣

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 3 місяці тому +2

    Boy when they do a parody it is so close it almost seems the real ads are parodies.

  • @khyabatiste3669
    @khyabatiste3669 7 місяців тому +36

    Tbh the “gently brown guy” looks like he could either be Puerto Rican or Black/White mix

  • @Kbarz
    @Kbarz 4 місяці тому +1

    Oddly enough 2008 is what helped JPMC take over Citi as the largest bank in the world because they were NOT as heavily invested in sub prime mortgages

  • @christopheredwards788
    @christopheredwards788 7 місяців тому +8

    Interesting commercial of Chase.

  • @yesseniarodriguez
    @yesseniarodriguez 4 місяці тому +3

    Chase fired me 8mo pregnant 😂 best thing that could ever happen tho 😊

  • @Mateoski97
    @Mateoski97 6 місяців тому +3

    Chase is an absolutely garbage bank with some of the absolute WORST customer service I've ever seen.

  • @TheNerevahkiin
    @TheNerevahkiin Місяць тому +1

    I got into an argument in the comments of one of these videos about economics, responsibility and predatory business practices and it really distracted from how good this joke is.

  • @BatmanFan76
    @BatmanFan76 7 місяців тому +8

    These guys really likes selling flowers, don’t they?

  • @AlexLopez-vf9on
    @AlexLopez-vf9on 4 місяці тому +5

    1:00 Welcome to chase field home of the Arizona Diamondbacks

  • @simonnachreiner8380
    @simonnachreiner8380 6 місяців тому +1

    Literally anyone but Chase.

  • @donaldpetersen2382
    @donaldpetersen2382 4 місяці тому +2

    My friend payed over a two thousand bucks in monthly fees trying to use them in high school. Charged him to use their own ATM outside their own bank.

  • @blackheartpopculture
    @blackheartpopculture 6 місяців тому +1

    Selfie, dessert, latte art, selfie, dessert, latte art.

  • @10RexTheWolf01
    @10RexTheWolf01 7 місяців тому +8

    Who TF is ordering that many flowers to there specifically?🤣🤣🤣

    • @repetitioniskey
      @repetitioniskey 6 місяців тому +8

      It’s a joke about how every commercial seems to always have people being happy in them. Think prescription drug commercials where everyone is laughing and smiling while the voiceover states at 2.5 normal talking speed that taking this drug will definitely kill you if you have liver problems or hepatitis C

    • @10RexTheWolf01
      @10RexTheWolf01 6 місяців тому +2

      @@repetitioniskey Ugh especially back then when they were talking a lot faster and had the side effects sped thru so you can't read it.

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 6 місяців тому +1

      @@repetitioniskey "Side effects include coma and death" (View of happy group of people sailing boats, flying kites, etc.).

  • @DPRX99
    @DPRX99 4 місяці тому +1

    As a “gently brown” man who drinks coffee I’d like to know why Stewie gave that extra such a suspicious look

  • @NihilOni
    @NihilOni Місяць тому +4

    Aight we all know why you’re here

  • @JumpirThatsHard
    @JumpirThatsHard 5 місяців тому +2

    Chase Is Bankrupted

  • @SaniBravo
    @SaniBravo 4 місяці тому +1

    I love Family Guy

  • @RB2331
    @RB2331 2 місяці тому

    Very well done and you gotta give McFarlane credit I mean to just bounce back-and-forth from Stewie to Brian from Stewie to Brian what a talent and I’ll tell you the little banker he said it looks like that one guy from the episode when Peter wanted to be and learn everything about being a Jewish guy he resembles him lol😷🥴

  • @T-Mr.Unknown93
    @T-Mr.Unknown93 Місяць тому +1

    How in a world, Chase Bank stay in business.🤨🤔🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @classiclife7204
    @classiclife7204 4 місяці тому +1

    Nice ad, Seth

  • @frostech3149
    @frostech3149 7 місяців тому +4

    what happened to the captions 😭

  • @bobcostas5094
    @bobcostas5094 5 місяців тому +2

    Yeah sounds about right

  • @sciencmath
    @sciencmath Місяць тому +3

    Hello algorithm

  • @Tential1
    @Tential1 3 місяці тому

    This is amazing as a jp Morgan chase shareholder

  • @CJusticeHappen21
    @CJusticeHappen21 6 місяців тому +2

    Gently Brown gotta be one of my favorite genders or whatever.

  • @imnugget8085
    @imnugget8085 Місяць тому +1

    This is a great add i want chase

  • @carsers1622
    @carsers1622 6 місяців тому +1

    brian showed me his big fat chase account

  • @dval59valletta79
    @dval59valletta79 Місяць тому

    I never saw this one, it's great

  • @ajiteshmishra
    @ajiteshmishra 6 місяців тому

    the washroom is sponsored by vercel

  • @ElJorro
    @ElJorro 6 місяців тому +1

    Family guy can still hit the target.

  • @sheriharmidarow249
    @sheriharmidarow249 7 місяців тому +9

    When will family guy get a movie?

    • @SamanthaJonesSATC
      @SamanthaJonesSATC 7 місяців тому +4

      Who wants to watch a whole movie with random cutaways and characters constantly explaining the jokes?!

    • @Altogether-To-The-Future
      @Altogether-To-The-Future 7 місяців тому +2

      ​ @MissDavids 1: Explaining the jokes? Like AD has been doing a lot recently?
      2: And ask yourself this, What would an AD movie consist of?
      Stan feels insecure about something again and goes and does something crazy, while that "Plot" is never actually finished, while the second Plot follows Another Wheels and the Legman case where, Oh, big Sock, Roger is the culprit, then somehow he's behind everything in the Movie.
      Funny how you attack FG for what AD does as well. Lol.

    • @MrPhantaze
      @MrPhantaze 7 місяців тому

      I comment here because I have a need to get mad for no reason. Oh yeah, you don't know what kind of life I live because you are fourteen. Not that I know your age, but because the average age of Family Guy watcher is around that. Ask Peter Griffin.
      Is this really what you want a show be about? Explaining the whole context of the motive and action they do because our microscopic brains in their opinion cannot handle such "spontaneous" humour they do.
      On final note, if you want Family Guy movie, buy Conway Twitty album instead @@Altogether-To-The-Future

    • @Altogether-To-The-Future
      @Altogether-To-The-Future 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@MrPhantaze We've never met so I've never said anything about your life.
      And hold on, that's exactly what AD does, and omg, are you seriously using the Conway Twitty thing? They stopped doing that over a decade ago, get some new excuses. Lol

    • @MrPhantaze
      @MrPhantaze 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Altogether-To-The-Future First of all that was pathetic attempt to show what I mean with what FG is about (must not have articulated it correctly) and second of all, how mature of you getting way too serious on show potentially losing all the taste to it

  • @kraevorn7483
    @kraevorn7483 5 місяців тому +1

    I bet the rest of the time Brian is crying in the corner from all the stress of doing business with Chase much like how Stewie poops blood in the bathroom.

  • @PakistaniReacts
    @PakistaniReacts 4 місяці тому

    Did Tim Dillon write this? 😅

  • @neveroffended45
    @neveroffended45 4 місяці тому

    Chase bank stole my mom's house in 2008 . They're on my list

  • @Tucher97
    @Tucher97 3 місяці тому

    Ah yes, Chase bank, the bank that started out as a plumbing company that gained its money through fraud.