5 buses drivers 5 attack a tacos truck drivers and 5 train drivers. He broke his own rule he killed the attack a taxi driver out the truck. Usually he don't count that kill.
Why does he even kill them? Ive been watching dashie for a while but literally have been binging his GTA videos starting today and I’m like- WHY? fun to watch tho fr
11:10 Just imagine you're on your way home, and a random guy run up to you with a rocket launcher and says "I don't like the night-time so we're going to daytime together" and blows you up. Dashie cracks me up everytime man
Idk, hopefully it is still in production, but I remember that there were two fan made games, the horror game and the 2D plat-former. Which one are you referring to?
OMG! Dashie finally playing GTA V again. I've been waiting for him to get back to this. He should let JD teach him how to mod, I bet he's going to have a lot of fun modding.
![I CAUSED SO MUCH CHAOS MAH BOYS!! [GTA 5]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JwWvWE9MXQg/mqdefault.jpg)
![I CAUSED SO MUCH CHAOS MAH BOYS!! [GTA 5]](/img/tr.png)
![WE GOING CRAZY TODAY!! [GTA 5]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cMcxvhy17aE/mqdefault.jpg)
![NEVER BEEN IN THIS MUCH TROUBLE BEFORE!! [GTA V] [MADNESS!]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pzPdqcOihvk/mqdefault.jpg)
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Dashie: misses every shot
Also Dashie: “HE’S ALIVE!?!?”
Yup
Yeahhh dashie a bit slow, lost some brain cells but it’s all good
@@dagosus8711 stfu
@@liddlol7266 u just mad cuz he speaking facts
Right 💀😂😂
"As long as you warn somebody, it's legal"
Every Criminal liked that
I loved that part. Funniest part of the video!
Bus and taco truck drivers: exist
Dashie: so, anyway, I started blasting...
Edit: and train drivers as well
You forgot train
5 buses drivers 5 attack a tacos truck drivers and 5 train drivers. He broke his own rule he killed the attack a taxi driver out the truck. Usually he don't count that kill.
And if the bus driver come out the bus he sometimes count that.
"And I took that personally"
I watch your vids link o2
Btw nice content on your vids
Bus driver: exist
Dashie: and i took that personally
LOL
Train and attack-a-taco drivers😂
Dashie: oh no that's a tornado oh no i'm dead! 20:51
When Dachie ran over himself he PLAYED HIS SCREAM OVER THE SOUND LMAOOO
2:39 : He NeEds SoMe MiLk
I was DEAD
lmaooo
LMFAOO
I thought that was so funny lmaoo
Man I kept dying laughing every time he ran over an npc and that bone cracking sound played 😂
18:14 Is it just me or does anyone else love when dashie starts speaking Spanish?
Yessss🥺🤣🤣💫
It's hilarious 😂😂
"As long as you warn somebody, it's legal" - Dashie 2021 😂
My defense in court
LMAO 💀
Dashie looks like a whole new person because of his weight loss.
Facts
I miss the thickness 😔😔
@@shinekadavis8228 why do you miss the unhealthy thicc dashie?
Ong
@@bobbywayne9769 thicc isn't always unhealthy lol 😂😂😂
Dashie: "que tu esta haciendo"
taxi driver: spinning in circles lol
😂😂😂😂
lmaoooo
Ahora te jodiste… 🤣🤣🤣
I love that part lmao
Tu te jodiste looool
7:41 This editing I can't 😂
I was dying
😅😅
Bro I can’t get over how skinny dashie is 🤧
Ikr, Im happy for my boi!!
fit*
Honestly thicc dashie looked better
Yeah he been losing weight lately
I'm a little worried he's unhealthy.
Dashie been playing this game for like 8 years and still isn't done with Simeon's missions. 😂
😆
😭
Bruh that got me weak af 😭
the pfp makes it funnier 😂😂😂😂
🤣
6:19
Dashie: "We both going out."
The lady: "What?"
7:30 "That's because I warned her. As long as you warn someone it's legal." Lmao
Cant believe he’s been killing taco trucks for 8 years now💀
So proud of him
fr
Why does he even kill them? Ive been watching dashie for a while but literally have been binging his GTA videos starting today and I’m like- WHY? fun to watch tho fr
420th like
@@toshirosimp9473 beause he didn,t get any tacos
Yo dashie looks so much better! He’s lost weight and looks healthy!! Keep up the good work!
Ik I'm very happy for him!
After all these years of watching dashie it feels weird to see him this skinny. But it nice to see him well and healthyer.
Fr
On god, my boy dashie looking slimmer
Ey don't forget dem muscles
Dashie: Watch the skills!!
3 Seconds later: crashes into a very avoidable car and dies 17:34
I don’t think he could see it in time, but your point still stands
He was going too fast. I didn't even see it 😆
Definitely the funniest part of the video 🤣
Hes going fast as fuck monsieur smartass
* Pulls out RPG *
"That's it, we both going out"
"..what..."
"We both going out"
Dashie: Well, Well, Well
Attack A Taco: Aww shit, here we go again
😂😆
It's been years and Franklin still living in Strawberry when Dashie gonna get this man out the hood
By GTA 10
💀
Right! Does dashie even know he can move out lmfao!
@@Kitsune16-r4h 87 years is a long time bro
7:37 “bih look like me” nahh dash you got slim thicc jokes are coming to an end 😭
21:57 imagine you’re traveling on a plane and the intercom turns on and you hear Dashie speaking 😂😂
Dashie: *Logs onto GTA V*
Bus Drivers, Train Conductors and Attack-a-Taco Employees: “Ah shit, here we go again.”
🤣🤣🤣 factssss
2nd comment on this one
Dashie enters
Them, why do I hear boss music?
@@trustyzero1671 he could of used mods for gta 5
It is what it is
“Tú te jodiste!” Ese taxi, está jodido ya!” 😂 my guy....
😂😂😂😂
what does that mean??
@@saigesullivan4463 “You fucked up, that taxi is fucked up.”
“Who you honking the horn for, Jesus?”🤣🤣🤣
Y’all need to thumbs up this video so we can get gta back more often😭
Right, cause he needs to finish San Andreas!
@@yummi118 fr😩😫
I mean like There was a gta 5 video made 8 months ago and one made 6 months ago so maybe 2 months later there will be another gta 5 video
And Geometry Dash🥋
This gotta be thee FUNNIEST shit I’ve fucking seen, I’m crying💀
This man really lost the thickness, don’t know if I should be sad or happy
Both
Ik right 🤣
If Dashie lost weight, it means he wasn't happy with his weight, which means he's more happy now. Be happy for/with him 😁
Def happy for him, Ik what it’s like and getting fit is the best
definitely sad
dashie lost so much weight, i thought it was an edit first😭
Deadass with the edit 💀
😂😂😂
ong
I really thought I was trippin lol
"As long as you warn someone, it's legal" - Dashie
Yooooooo I saw this comment at the exact moment he said that 😂😂 that's some quantum shit right there
Looks like dashie got rid of franklin’s yee yee ass haircut lol
😂
lol
And the weight too 💀
No😂
LMAO
Attack-a-Taco driver: Y'all, Dashie's coming!
Bus driver: Who?
Attack-a-Taco driver: DASH-IE!
Friday reference😂😂
I read that last part just like Smokey🤣
Damn Franklin got rid of his yee yee ass cut
The sound effect of him screaming after running “him” over
Funniest Shit Of 2021 So Far
7:41
Was looking for this comment cuz that shir was funny asl
you know it’s a good day when Dashie uploads Gta
Dashie needs to do more Spanish in his videos it’s hilarious
17:38 all five stages of grief ran across Dashie’s face in that moment
😂😂😂😂
1738 aye im like hey wassup hello seent yo pretty soon as you came thru the door
“Who you honking your horn for- Jesus “-Dashie
Those 1 liners always get me 😂. Honk for Jesus lol
I love when mah boi dash be speaking Spanish high key
“Drink that orange juice, WELP” 😂
I died 😂😂😂
Orenge
BRUH I laughed so hard 💀😭😭
Timestamp
@@brooklynriffle2577 22:25
The bus drivers and the attack a taco trucks when dashie logged on were quaking for their life😂😂😂 they all tried to call off today 😭😭
Deaddd😂😂😂😭
Lmao 😂scareddddd
Woooooow😂😭😂🚪🚶♀️👈
Her: “ You make me sick!”
DASHIE: “I make you sick!”
(Pause)... Gun select... RPG
DASHIE: “we both going out!”
LMAOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭
Yo can we all just take a second to appreciate how good dash looks!!
He always has
7:40 LMFAO DASHIES SCREAM IN THE BACKGROUND. Hilarious
dashie: “watch the skills”
also dashie 2 seconds later: **wasted**
"Watch the skills" 5 seconds later: 17:35
😂😂😂😂
The best part 🤣🤣
That boy flew out feet first 😂😂
Boy went yeet
Literally 3 seconds later
21:18 did anyone else just think to themselves “That’s Michael’s tennis court” 😂😂😂
7:37 “Bih look like me! Where you going? I can kill myself” *hits guy* Guy: DASHIE NOISES BRO I DIEDDD😂😂
You know it’s gonna be a good time when Dashie plays GTA
Bruh the sound effects he put on when he ran himself over was hilarious
“Watch the skills!”
*Flies out windshield and dies*
I can't stop thinking about how Dashie lost so much weight.
me too 😂
Maboi looking good
yooo I never thought he would play this again let’s gooo
Facts
21:19 the way he was like a couple feet away from a pool is crazy😭😭😭
michael’s house at that 😂
You should play this with JD. When y’all did that back then it was the funniest videos
he should play with him
Wordd
He hasn't play with JD in the while
J-To-The-Dizzle
Some of my favourite dashie videos
11:10
Just imagine you're on your way home, and a random guy run up to you with a rocket launcher and says "I don't like the night-time so we're going to daytime together" and blows you up.
Dashie cracks me up everytime man
"who you honking the horn for? Jesus?" ☠️😂😂 Took me out
I love the part where the guy said “CARAMBA!” 😂😂😂😂
Imagine if this was real life and you just kept seeing a man respawning up in the sky, only to come down and die. 22:46 best part, I'm dying
i think he dying too 😭
0:02 that pero mira is everything 😭😭
Hey Dashie just wondering how is your game coming along? The fan made one is it still being worked on? (2D platformer)
Right he just left it
Idk, hopefully it is still in production, but I remember that there were two fan made games, the horror game and the 2D plat-former. Which one are you referring to?
@@Crox101 I think horror. I forgot the 2d platform
@Kingkilla159 the creator of the horror game has a channel and he updates sometimes on the game.. His name is GamefoolJay!
100th liker.
I know y’all see Dashie getting buff on us💪🏾
lmao that pfp
@@lycan2494 what about my pfp
“Who you honking the horn for? Jesus!” Has me crying 😂😂😂
I was laughing so hard throughout this that I couldn’t even eat my snack 😭😭
When he ran himself over, Dash played his yells. XD
Imagine coming outside to swim and see someone skydiving from above and land on your front porch 💀
2:56
Dashie: awww shit here we go again
Ataka Taco: Sir please!
damn dashie looking good af with his weight loss
Dashie like “I feel like I’m in a movie” and proceeds to crash into another car 😭😭 I was dying and when he was speaking Spanish yo
It’s a good day when Dashie has a new GTA video out
“I don’t know how to spell it, but I know how to say it. Thats what matters”
Thousands of languages and ma boy dash spoke facts
i think dashie speaking spanish is the most beautiful thing ever
Dashie: Watch the skills...
Also Dashie: *travels beyond lightspeed and breaks everything*
“We gonna play it safe with the takatakataka” misses entire clip worth of shots
Watching Dashies gta videos while high has got to be one of the best things ever🤣
IM DOING IT RIGHT NOW 😂😂
Dashie: stay calm
Also Dashie: *drives on top of another car*
im praying for everyone who hasnt found this legends channel yet 🙏
And he's friends
Nah, fuck that I pray for all of the taka taka and bus drivers out there
@@releasedlion1009 lmao taka taka
@@releasedlion1009 it’s attack a taco btw
@@releasedlion1009 and the train drivers too
22:21 “he gone come out in the morning, drink that lil orange juice- WEEELLPPPP” dashie is so hilarious 😭😭😭😭
0:41
“Oh they got a bonsai tree, who’s taking care of that Mr. Miyagi?”
P a i n . . . . .
Dash, you sick, bruh? Imma need you to EAT SUMP! (pause)
he just lost weight
He kinda does look a little idk off.
Nah he look good Af so stfu
Crack diet
y’all used to seeing overweight dashie it’s gonna take a while to adjust
Dashie: Carambaa? Caramba? Pero tu te jodiste!
🤣🤣🤣i die everytime he speaks Spanish! I love it
I just recently started watching him and yes I can tell the weight lost. So proud of you my boy.
“That car ain’t gone save you”😂😂😂
10:21 One of those: "Rockstar isn't even trying to hide it anymore" moment.
The taxi driver was doing donuts into the afterlife 😂😂😂
Damn his shirt is so loose on him 🥺 congrats on your weight loss dashie we’re really proud of you!
OMG! Dashie finally playing GTA V again. I've been waiting for him to get back to this. He should let JD teach him how to mod, I bet he's going to have a lot of fun modding.
Everytime he say WELL,WELL, WELL you know what’s about to happen 😂😂
Fun fact: you’re smiling through all the video cuz you know Dashie will make you laugh😂😂❤️
The only person that can make gta videos entertaining without rp😂 or online
21:20 he just landed in Michael's tennis court
Thats what im saying
22:53 that made me laugh so hard
17:37
Dashie: “watch the skills watch the skills”
17:40
Dashie dies
the way she says “what” at the perfect time 6:21 lmaooo
The fact that he added the bone cracking sound had me crying 😂😂😂😂
Dashie: “Watch the skills” literally seconds later goes flying through the windshield😂😂😂
“Enjoy that last puff”🤣🤣🤣 8:42
Dashie:“Can I spell Arsenal hell naw but I can say it “
Me: dying my ass out 😭😭 because I can relate
I’m so happy he decided to play this made my day 🥺
Anyone notice how at 19:20 the dudes coffee cup landed perfectly