Can we just appreciate how much the boi puts into his editing. This man has grown so much and has been apart of my life for a long time. I'm just so proud of the homie.🥺
The Kartoon Kid during one of Dashie’s GTA 5 play throughs, he got ran over by a subway driver, which he thought was a bus. Now he’s getting revenge by killing all bus, taco and train drivers...I think.
Nah he said that he hates traffic so he started killing busses then eventually he started killing trains and attac a taco trucks that's what my friends told me anyways
@@KrisPowell-Blue_Forever he gave up on story a long time ago, besides anyone can play the game for the missions. No one else causes destruction like Dash
25:43 I felt like I woke up the whole planet on that one! That's the funniest skydive out of these. All of these skydives were hilarious but that one was insane!
Hey, Dashie! It’s me! Angel Blue! The one who made “Just keep floating, Dashie” level. I tweeted another level “Dashie and the cursed key”. And You said you wanted a Challonge and you want to see something new? Play the level when you are making the gameplay.
I started crying towards the last few minutes of the video, 😂🤣 the way he flee into that door, just imagine someone flying through your door, come to find out they were sky jumping 💀
Squid•Chan I don't remember which video it was, but it was a video that was posted after the one he showed the clip of him finding the web from. He didn't even notice it in the video either, but somebody in the comments caught it and posted a timestamp, it was very small, but I clearly saw it run across his face in the video.
I haven’t laughed this hard from a yt video n a minute, I watched dash religiously all the way back to dashiexp days & happy run. This video made me realize u r hilarious 😭 I’m also alil red eyes rn
Dashie: *Shoots at innocent people*
Also Dashie: "Technically I didn't commit a crime yet"
Lmao
666th like 👹😈😈
Can we just appreciate how much the boi puts into his editing. This man has grown so much and has been apart of my life for a long time. I'm just so proud of the homie.🥺
Someone edits the video for him
@royale sway no he doesn't
@royale sway It doesn't matter because Dashie i Awesome. I watched him before he was even making gameplays, he was just DashieXP.
wholesome bruh :')
@royale swaytell me how you got that fact
Dashie: *Loads into GTA*
Food Truck Drivers: “My time has come.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
👏👏😂😂
Don’t forget the bus🤣
Y does dashiw kill food trucks anyway
andy Mendoza it’s his thing
I almost had a heart attack when I saw “GTA 5.”
ong
But did you watch that SAW episode xd
Fr 😭
Xeno Best X ong
And then you realized it's campaign😪
Micheal: "Dont you see im driving!"
Dashie: "Who said that?"
I honestly think dashie is a crazy person!!
@@michaelspence3923 lmao
Dashie 💗's hitting people almost every game 😂 lol
SL33PY ツ
Michael*
SL33PY ツ I like your profile picture
7:01 so no one is gonna talk about how funny that background car just drives off the bridge HAHAHA
4:05 more like how he missed the taco truck right there
i noticed when he said “its over for ya boy, theres no way out” there was a ladder right in front of him 😂😂 10:14
Thats what I was thinking. I'm like run dash
😂😂😂😂
Helicopter would’ve gunned him down up there
no shit
Viewers: How many taco people are you going to kill today
Dashie: Yes
How many people u rolling over today
Dashie: Yes
It's his Rage Meter
9:38 I swore you was gone get away , 12 said “ OVER THERE” 🤣
Taco truck man : sweating intensely
Also taco truck man : remembers dash can't aim
This cracked me up.
Yo Dashie...Dashie what u play on?
Cause Dashie I got the Casino heist
Lol
Aye it was kinda on point today.
"Moment of silence for that spider" 😂😂😂
🕷️ + ☝️😔 (DASH) = R.I.P.
17:20
"Hey, you want me? Kill me!"
*Train dude ran him over*
Train driver: ok
Dashie: shoots attack-a-taco driver
Driver: *dies*
Dashie: MOVE
Okay ???????????????
Okay ??????????????
Okay ???????????????
🤣
Okay ???????????
Dashie plays GTA
Every Ataca-taco truck: RETREAT
SMS Storm I’m new here why does he always like to kill the guys in the trucks😂
Just imagine being a attack-a-Taco truck driver😦😦
The Kartoon Kid during one of Dashie’s GTA 5 play throughs, he got ran over by a subway driver, which he thought was a bus. Now he’s getting revenge by killing all bus, taco and train drivers...I think.
Nah he said that he hates traffic so he started killing busses then eventually he started killing trains and attac a taco trucks that's what my friends told me anyways
(Dashie plays a new game)
Attack o taco:were safe
Girl: I’m calling the cops
10000 cops already on dashy
i thought no one be mentioning that shit lmao
for real tho ^
Peak Karen
@@Sheriff_Curtis weeb.
@@Sheriff_Curtis And?
That was the best display of dashie's aim I've ever seen
Everything in gta is auto aim yk that right
@@dylanc0327 lol nope never played it before, that explains A LOT
Justin Garrett bru
Dylan Czajkowski he usually misses tho so
I never thought I’d see the day he played this again
It’s been so long..
true
yep
Leel Leel tooooooooooooooooo long
ANIYAH fr one of my favorite youtubers
10:45 hahaha at this point, I'm laughing my arse off. He was trapped... then he killed all those cops and took a car. hahahah
that was the most g shit he's ever done
This man is literally doing a genocide on taco truck drivers
Woah....Thanks for all the likes ❤️
@Your friendly neighbourhood midlife crisis 😂😂😂🤣
Your friendly neighbourhood midlife crisis you stfu BITCH!
@@miahjay stfu
Terrance Jones 555🤣🥴
Your friendly neighbourhood midlife crisis stfu kid
*Attack-a-taco truck exists*
Dashie: *Imma end this mans whole career*
At 14:54 When dashie said “Look at this, there are so many of y’all, but you is the one I want” I felt that😭😭
Dashie x Attack-A-Taco truck.
@@starterpack2892 😳😳 We need this now
17:22 “You want me, kill me” *explodes* 😂😂😂
The pool attempts had me so weak 😂😂😂😂😂😂 aw man this was a good laugh 😂☺️
LC POTZ my dude really missed the whole river😭😭😭
11:28 Dashie “what’s popin ayeee” two seconds later punches the dude in the face “bop”
He’s killing all the taco driver to stay dedicated to his diet. True dedication
Or beceuse he dedicates to his older vids
Sable Pop Knight indeed!
Flex tape can't fix that
Did i ask ?
@@s1tlb795 did I ask for the rude comment?
"I shouldve got another star for that"
Shenron: Your Wish has been granted
Why can't he do the missions on gta 5 instead of messing around
Chris Powell cause it’s fun
@@KrisPowell-Blue_Forever he gave up on story a long time ago, besides anyone can play the game for the missions. No one else causes destruction like Dash
“HOL UP SIA-“ I’m gone 😂😂😂😂
Dashie got these bus and taco truck drivers looking for therapists.
Gta 5 has been out since 2013 and dashie:
Hasn't finished the story
Is only level 13 online
Erick Francis to be fair I think he plays it on PlayStation and Xbox.
I think he beat the game on the 360
Erick Francis I like to see him in the paleto bay job
@@RichDodger1 yeah he plays on both consoles.
In a live stream I remember he said his data got wiped so he had to start over
Taco truck: *appears*
Dashie: So you have chosen death
He said let’s have a moment of silence for that spider 😂😂😂😂
His ass killed that slider 😂😂😂
Yo whatsup TarZan!
@@anthonysalazar186 wadduh bro
I’m weak 💀💀💀💀
wasnt even funny idiot
24:00 dashie the type to miss a whole river landing
Saul R🈂 right 😭
You had one job.......
yh cuz he literally did
6:58 why did that car commit suicide😂
😂😂😂😂😂
lol yup
I was crying when I first saw that 🤣
@@joeperez7733 No
@@Cricketx2 yes
22:45
It’s currently 1 in the morning and I’m trying so hard to hold in my laughter from that voice crack. LMFAO😂😂😂
My mans sounded like a straight up hen 💀
6:59 we gonna ignore that, that car just hopped off 🤣
Dashie: It’s over for ya boy, there’s no way out
Ladder: Am I a joke to you?
26:03 "though ah ha da bih"
- dashie since the dawn of time
Dashie: “Technically i didn’t commit a crime yet”
then he keeps shooting 😂😂😂
Um ok?
@@Cricketx2 ok
Ok
@@erinsmith2713 ok
@@erinsmith2713 ok
25:43 I felt like I woke up the whole planet on that one! That's the funniest skydive out of these. All of these skydives were hilarious but that one was insane!
the last time i was this early dashie still had his blue headphones
Last time I was this early, I didn't have doo doo stains.
If yk yk
Last time i was this early we were still on mario maker 1 days. haha
18:50 Those maneuvers were pretty smooth
His reaction to pulling that off is so funny!
7:00 GOOOOOOOO!!!!! as he goes over the bridge lmfao there goes the support! lmfaaaao😂😂😂🤣🤣🤪
@18:48 the way DASH drove off in that small ahh FIAT had me weak af! 💀
It's called a smart Fortwo though
how’s that a fiat
Dashie: "let us a moment of silence for the spider"
Me: "WAIT WHAT YOU DO TO THE SPIDER"
immortalbeast he killed the trespasser 😂
0:58 mentions a spider and it just walks by on the camera
SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME
yes
I'm pretty sure it was just an edit....I didn't even notice it
Also pretty sure that was an edit. Besides that wasn't even a spider, that was an ant lol.
Michael: HEY, YOU WANT ME KILL ME
Train: *so you have chosen death*
baby girl at 7:39: "im calling the cops!"
the cops behind dashie: BRUH
😂
JEC 23 lmao okay Karen 😂😂😂
K Mit wut i-
Cops: Again?! What the fuck is it this time?!
10:30
Dashie: there’s no way out
A whole ladder in his face
10:22
Dashie: “This is it, y’all. I’m about to go down like that spider.”
The Ladder On The Right of the Screen: “Bruh. Am I a joke to you?”
20:12 Cop flipped like 10 times😂
Michael: Hey you want me, kill me!!!
GTA: ight imma end this man's whole career
Dashie: 17:27
6:56 the car fell of the bridge 😂
no shit
Dashie so freaking funny "Did someone jus call me a puh puh" 😂😂😭😭
You got a ig?
That shit got me XD
@@KeezyRose yep
@?? white knight
6raqz follow me @KeezyRose
26:45 when u find out there is no school for the rest of the year
That’s so true
How did that turn out for u
Hey, Dashie! It’s me! Angel Blue! The one who made “Just keep floating, Dashie” level. I tweeted another level “Dashie and the cursed key”. And You said you wanted a Challonge and you want to see something new? Play the level when you are making the gameplay.
17:27 I've never seen him do an expression like this one. I'm dead🤣😂☠️☠️☠️
💀*
FRL
17:27
Spam this for what someone’s daughter does during Netflix
Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time 😂😂😂😂
Thatonedude 4877 fuck you piece of shit scumbag
Thatonedude 4877 because hes pendejo like that
Facts
Noel Williams get help bitch
Why is this comment section so random
20:11 Damn he started spinning like a fidget spinner 😱😂
Am I the only one who loves when dashie giggles or just laugh in general.....it’s 𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖!!
Gucci Larry2 😭🤣🤣you wrong for that🤣🤣🤣😂he do be wheezing tho
It’s funny how michael said “kill me” and the train driver rammed into him and blew him up xd😅🤣
19:19 “I still don’t understand how they die from that... it was just a light jump” Dashie 2020 🤣🤣
5:16 he so used to checking if them zombies was dead in resident evil 3😂
facts, that RE3 trigger finger hard to shake 💀
haha
that game was dope tho resident evil 3
When he said “but you is the one I want” I lost it 💀💀
Nobody:
Me: “Did Dachie’s aim get better”
Did you saw that quick shots...bruh
Thunder M I was shook
He been practicing
Oh oh *nobody gives a shit*
@@Wakhardt_Keem but u gave a shit to comment
This should have been called "Bus Driver, Train Driver: The Puh-fect Comeback."
I started crying towards the last few minutes of the video, 😂🤣 the way he flee into that door, just imagine someone flying through your door, come to find out they were sky jumping 💀
GTA 5 was like welcome back Dashie, here's a sh*tload of A Taco A Taco trucks for ya
_plot twist:_ myboii actually used a Taco truck cheat code tryna be slick 💀
@@joeg6478 🤔 hmm...
Dashie Kills Spider
The Spider's Family: Allow us to introduce ourselves
17:22
"Hey, you want me, kill me"
*explodes*
No one gonna talk about how he used the 'screaming orgasm' audio at 1:43? lmaooo
“Lets have a moment of silence for the spider” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 MY BOI 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥺
22:52 *Shit had me in stitches*
Me rn: *DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME?*
Dashie: NAH MY BOYS💯😂
11:27
When you haven't seen your friend in months and then you remember the time they ate your hot pocket 😂
HEY YOU! Lol
I had captions on and it really said "what's up
It's Trashy" 😂😂
MY BOY BACK ON SOME GTA 5 GET THEM BUSES, AND TACO TACO I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
Ed T0 Dop3 I WAS GONE SAY MY BOY MY BOY
DACHIE!!!DACHIE!!!!
12:15
Dashie: Just relax
Also Dashie: *proceeds to drive like a maniac *
17:23 Michael: “HEY, YOU WANT ME? KILL ME!
*instantly crashes, explodes, and glitches for a second*
7:00 who else saw the car fall to it's death 😂😂😂
Who else heart stopped when that spider crawled across the screen!?!😳😂
Meee😂 thought I was tripping
I am almost suffocated lol
I'm surprised he didn't mention the time the spider actually crawled across his face while he was talking about the spider.
@@DragonGunzDorian wait what, when did that happen?
Squid•Chan I don't remember which video it was, but it was a video that was posted after the one he showed the clip of him finding the web from.
He didn't even notice it in the video either, but somebody in the comments caught it and posted a timestamp, it was very small, but I clearly saw it run across his face in the video.
Nothing makes me laugh harder than Dashie playing Gta5 😂❤️
10:27 just love how he didn't see that ladder to his right
Dashie bring back the gta online with one of the homies😭
Yess!!!🤣🤣👍👍👍
Nah fr where is Jesse at?
Yesss! Jessie or JD!!
Thurlow Davis sport its gotta be sport fareals 😂 or charlie!🤣
i needed this omg 😭 i love dashies gta series 🥺
GTA IS BACK ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE THANK YOU DASH
LightningBlade420 welcome to the joke buddy
B’s Cards Christmas jokes are for when it’s Christmas
HAHAAH, it's to early for Kristmaaaaah!!!!
Happy chrumah meryy chrumah.
9:18 & 17:26 BRUUUHH...... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Man, I miss Dashie playing GTA 5. 🤣
"let's have a moment of silence for the spider"🤣🤣🤣
17:50 I've never seen someone get slept by the npcs so consistently😂 the last time the npc uppercut him into a car window😂
_"i messed wit the wrong one..sss"_ that whole situation took me out 😆
YES HES BACK IM CRAYING DASHI KEEP ON PLAYING THIS GAME I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOLD NEVER COME
I haven’t laughed this hard from a yt video n a minute, I watched dash religiously all the way back to dashiexp days & happy run. This video made me realize u r hilarious 😭 I’m also alil red eyes rn
9:20 wot da fook is happening? gEt uUp!
Lmao
aw lord ur pfp makes ulook like a loser
23:31 That face kick though I can't!!
loved the gameplay Dachie; huge fan of diving into pools becoming another routine in your GTA videos lmao
We gon need a GTA 5 every few weeks this was so good
it reminds me of older days when i used to watch him play gta 5 during exams in class 9th now i am in college and he uploaded gta 5 again
Dashie: I’m an agent of chaos.
Dashie's Mission:
To Destroy EVERY SINGLE Taco-Taco Trucks
“Hold up SIA” 😂😂😂 she said “SEEYAAHHH”
6:59 He just drives off the edge. - I was on the ground laughing, I almost shit myself. 😁😂😁😂😁😂😁
4:44 Dashie: don't move
Ataco taco: gets out the truck and runs