I Sold Microwave Meals On Deliveroo
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The level of professionalism in kitchen for a fake restaurant is outstanding
Right?! They had me on the ‘hands’ hand washing drill 😄
100%. Iv3 worked in a few kitchens and these two actually have great micro managing skills
lol ape
I don't understand
Are you saying that washing one's hands properly is commendable
Sorry I don't mean to sound bad or anything but I want to know what you guys think is so professional about it so I can incorporate it into my routine since I happen to be a chef
Jackof Blades399 i mean some legitimate restaurants don't even have an organised 'sanitary' protocol, or at least wasn't fully done by the employees...
The fact that a madeup restaurant managed to achieve such professionalism is already commendale
The joke is that they don't seem to understand that they literally created a delivery restaurant.
And of course the public loved it, they get a meal AND a full refund of what they paid.
@@recoveringsoul755 So the real winners are... Deliveroo?
The joke is theyre selling food without a licenses or health inspection. I dont know how yall do it, but in the US that would never fly.
@@richardlong6558 the whole point is it shouldn't work like that in UK either, they've just proven that big companies like Deliveroo don't give a toss when they should.
@@richardlong6558 in the US it works exactly the same mate
The level of fakeness and yet level of hard work is amazing.
this combination is usually a reason why this kind of stuff works. No one would really attempt to run a business like this, knowing that the custiomers can'T stay happy over a longer period. Still, the afford is way too huge to make this a fine business concept. So, why should anyone suspect you to do stuff like this
@Ayman Javid Pathan i think they mean fake in the sense that its not an actual restaurant.
Hahaha
I need to live with lies because truth hurts
Its not fakeness. Its creative food art. Duh.
I mean it's common sense that you can run a restaurant off of the microwave. Hasn't anyone seen Kitchen Nightmares?
Taylor Lex chef mike!!
I like my Subway toasted
I like turtles.
Fresh frozen!
@@meganfallon1790 hahaha omg yes chef mike!! I just watched that episode the other day XD
If you had pre-stocked all of the ready meals, this would have worked flawlessly.
he probably didn't want to waste the food
@@2spooky4tim45 you buy 10 of each and I'd you dont sell It you'll eventually eat them all haha
Yeah the fact that they didn't pre buy the food really stressed me out haha
Dan Coulson or at least someone just wait at Waitrose and the other person cooks and calls them??😂
Seriously, pre buy like 3 of each, keep the receipts, return them at the end of the day.
Although I did love the physical comedy of him running in and out of a Waitrose, and the bucket bit was genius.
it stressed me out how he didn't get the ready meals before in preparation
DAMN IKR ,, the fact that they had to run down and back to the store to get the ready meals im
But he wasnt to know what they ordered so would have some left
@@merryw9059 He could just eat the left over ones?
@@maisiemiller3486 True but they could of brought like 10 and have no orders
Merry W could of just froze them for a month or two, would of helped if they made a smaller menu also
These guys just actually demonstrated how 90% of companies really work. Not much plan, second rate product and overworked staff!
Spot on!
Ok boomer
@@traci_angels6523 ok raisin brain
@@zanimofareI felt like being an arse that day👈 and I'm enjoying this 😊
@@traci_angels6523 ok
This is like one of those stressful resturant mobile games but in real life
badgalmiri I would pay top dollar for Italian stallion simulator on mobile devices.
L
Yes! Cooking fever!!
@@BrailleBennett fax
Overcooked : Real Life Edition
Apparently running a fake restaurant is harder than running a real one. For one there's alot more running involved.
Michael H true
it is in the sentence
What's fake about it? You order. You get food.
"For one there's alot more running involved." You've never worked in a restaurant have you
@@XiprofteQC Actually I have, but feel free to tell me what sorts of restaurants there are that involve the chefs constantly doing round trips between the top of an apartment and the convenience store across the street with every single order.
...did they just find a way to launder money through Deliveroo?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm haven't thought about that .... till now...
LOL
Oh yeah, lets launder £10k by buying 1000 macaroni cheeses in a week. LOL
This is amazing
Not really. Care to explain what your thoughts are?
This is like a low budget hells kitchen all we need is Gordon Ramsay telling the microwave to microwave faster.
I imagine Gordon entering the "restaurant", taking two looks left and right, and heading right back into his car.
Cmon now, his name is chef mike 👨🍳
archie sort of sounds like gordon ramsay :) so close enough hahaha
Lmao!!
It chef Mike
"italian stallion" but the food names are in spanish lol
LMAO
LMAOO yess
Chiara Di Scipio LMAO
and french.
they had a dish that was pasta y sausisson. an incorrect spelling of sausage.
yeah, cause "spanish stallion" doesn't quite roll off the tongue, does it?
goes through extensive process to make sure the italian stallion is an official restaurant
doesn’t have *_any_* food
Lmaooo
lmao its buy-to-order
Did you know that food waste can be a really big issue in a restaurant? Now, if you ask me, they tackled that issue quite radically.
He stole the name from the movie rocky
JohnKimble wow. You’re a genius...
I bet this video is gonna blow up on the internet in a couple of weeks
Klara Wagner it already is it was in my recommends
Yeah for sure great video
It's getting recommended rn
probs
It should
“Very local- just upstairs actually” that made me nnfffffff
766 likes yet no comments
@@omarfannoun417 haha mad didn’t even see this
Isn't this how all fast food restaurants operate?
lol alot of chain restaurants like olive garden or red lobster microwave some if not most of their food too
obviously
Yes, I dont get the fuss. This is how restaurants, especially fast food ones operate on a day to day basis and have been for quite a fucking while
Pretty sure most major brand FF restaurants don't. Some lesser known ones with fairly complicated menu's do but places such as Taco Bell, McDonalds, Burger King, Arby's, etc don't.
@FatheredPuma81 It‘s not a great argument saying all the shit places don‘t microwave their food...
Why was this so disorganised but organised lol 😂😂😂
for views
I've worked in hotels with less organization than that.
@the Game, Review and Reallife Channel It was more entertaining to buy them as they came. Also, I don't think they wanted to buy dozens of frozen dinners at once.
Sums up most dudes lol
as they said, tidy kitchen - tidy mind
For real though it’s actually scary how they can operate with out a food hygiene rating, and just resell food...
Charlotte Levy hear hear
not really, just order food from places you know
gilly brahh igy but the whole point of deliveroo is that you can browse food options all under one umbrella, and as a consumer you trust that umbrella
@@charlotteerika2455 If you blindly trust people you don't know to handle your food correctly without knowledge of them at all then you have bigger problems to worry about. As a consumer there's a certain amount of due diligence you are responsible for before consuming anything not just food. To rely solely on a company to hold businesses and people to a certain standard of ethical and hygiene practises is naive.
For instance, there are numerous places with certificates of health and safety that I personally wouldn't eat from. You wouldn't go into a restaurant with out checking the certifications of the business or observing their state of cleanliness and they way they conduct themselves, right?
So why is that any different from ordering online?
It isn't. You place too much trust in corporations and others to do the right thing by you.
@@gillybuzz practices*, without*, the*
What you did was...legally make a restaurant.
Not really, they didn't have a food hygiene rating or any hygiene or safety inspection.
There are way more requirements
Also no because it’s not their food and it’s false advertising
@@alexturlais8558 Legally you don't need one to operate. Awaiting inspection means that their council will conduct one soon if they would have continued. They would have had to do more paperwork to pass it with a good level, but everything was legal. Just not the false advertising using ready meals!
No higiene inspection.
we do deliveroo at pizza hut and the genuine panic, shouting and chaos is scarily accurate of what goes on behind the scenes to get the weird combination of orders ready for the driver that always glares at us waiting. posh seizures are common, and I'm northern
Haha, I don’t know if it’s changed since I worked for Deliveroo, but the restaurant used to have a "call for driver" button after accepting the order. I used to get frustrated when the restaurant would call INSTANTLY and make you stand there for 20 minutes, especially restaurants that wouldn’t let you wait inside.
@@Omfgwhtavid nah I wish that button existed. From what I know its "accept order" button that is immediately followed by DRIVER WILL ARRIVE IN 5 MINUTES
Ari Parkin Damn! I worked there 6 years ago and it definitely used to exist, that seems like a huge step backwards :(
I would of thought a posh seizure would sound the same whether it came from southern or northern England as posh people sound the same from across England and Wales.
@@bristoled93 - I.e all walkers
I want a part 2 where you interview the people who ordered the food haha
oh yes! this!!!
Same!!!!
yes, i am looking for the same stuff! there will not be funny enough without that kind of feedbacks!!! XD
@Happy Thanos for real? plz contact them to do a interview , haha, i would love to see that !!!
What should they ask them?
"it's a local restaurant"
"Where is it?"
"Very local, just upstairs actually"
lol
Hahahaha
best part tears laughing
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thats not what happened, "where" is it was first and then they responded. Also, your comment is literal shit
@Dyin already give them to a food pantry or some thing there frozen so
the intent is "fake" but the process is nothing more than real, lots of delivery only dark kitchens are doing this already
Uncrowned what’s a dark kitchen?
@@cardscook7721 Containers or small business units that are operated as kitchens usually for larger chain restaurants so they can expand without needing to accommodate customers. great idea but in practice it can be pretty shoddy
As someone with no income ATM I kinda wanna do this. Is this legally OK?
@@TheWeedIsland You'll have to check it with a lawyer. But its morally incorrect. Its just shitty business practice. Besides that, you won't get any customers anyway. You'll be on the bottom of the charts and will be left with only shitty reviews since the food you sell is trash.
@@Ipo024 not true. some of my favourite food on deliveroo, is from dark kitchens. and they all have above 4 star reviews.
Lawyer - if they sue the LTD who cares... solid advice right there would hire again.
He's right tho. Here, ltd can be created with a starting capital of 5 cents.
@@TrueZutyro its still not solid legal advice and im guessing is done for the video.
Guess he called Saul.
@@Luke-tg9jy ayyyyyyyyyy, a fellow meth head
Xerxes Philea yeah but with those companies a founder or president of the company can still be held accountable for the actions of the companies and for its debt in certain situations
tbf, it is Waitrose ready meals. A Waitrose ready meal is probably just as good as a meal from a cheap restaurant
exactly lmao...
its just not lol just like any other ready meal with waitrose prices lol
Yeah, if it was Tesco, then it'd be another story.
@@TheDSSlayer you've never eaten waitrose ready meals then bud, tesco and that are much grimmer
TheDSSlayer nah Tesco ready meals etc are nasty
Pretty sure I’ve ordered microwave food on Deliveroo before, but there was no money envelope 😕
ilo oli lmao 😂
Certain that the Cafeteria in my depot in Australia-utterly unusual to have one in Oz-my roast meal had been unfrozen & unboxed for my dining pleasure haha.
@@damienomen68 Huh?
definitely. had a lasagne once that was extremely hot on the outside but stone cold in the middle. Big sign that that was a microwave menu. it was also disgusting!
@@jasperdiscovers Microwaves warm food inside out so it would of been hotter on the inside. You probs had frozen food which was reheated by a oven
This whole video demonstrates how stressful a professional kitchen actually is.
I mean at least the ready meals were from Waitrose..kinda fancy ready meals if u ask me could’ve got them from Tesco’s but no only the best for Italian stallion
"Very local restaurant, it's upstairs actually"
I'm crying
Dont cry it'll all be alright
Follow me on insta: *drawinrawring*
@@ISKONI-yt5ev na
@ISK3ONI 123 na
“”Very local restaurant, it’s upstairs actually”
I’m crying”
I’m crying
You do not receive enough recognition for the amount of originality and effort you put into your videos!
I mean Joe Lycett did something similar just a few months ago on Channel 4 so it's not the most original idea.
Monwara Bibi they are times, bbc and plenty of newspapers right now
This is definitely not original... Been done. Blatant copy for views
Monwara Bibi oobah Butler
@@RunEnabled that fake restro did not take any deliveries.
2019: Dropshipping
2020: Dropcooking
LMAOOOOOOOOIIJJJEGJFHVJ
BAHAHAHAH
@@rogan177 MUMMA DUCK STIP LAUGHIGNG
Started as a fun test
Deliveroo : Increases restrictions for new joining members
Woomp woomp!
I think that's for the better
Imagine ordering from a restaurant that hasn't had their hygeine tested
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan they didnt solve that as an issue all they did was stop home kitchens which are cleaner than most restraurants
@@AliBaba-mb1pu Agreed but you gotta keep order some how.
Deliveroo is still a really shitty company
With the amount of work you put into establishing this "fake" restaurant, you may as well have started a real restaurant. It looks like you were more than half way there.
not even close. You need to rent a space,ypu need to buy thousands of £ worth of food in stock
@@Neith93 Stocking up on food is the worst a restaurant can do.
Any restaurant with even half of a good reputation buys their ingredients fresh every day
@@JJD__ not really. Very popular restaurants order their stock every 2-3days except things like meat and fish where they getting are fresh
@Neath93 and others in these comments: A bunch of "well, mmmmm, acktushallllyyyyyyyyyyyy" lmfao stfu you got the point stop being pedants
@@RageCage1701 In this comment section : Baby crying because it cannot stand being corrected
Double your income,invest in a second microwave 😂😂😂
STONKS
Your smart I like you
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@@neeb9496 You're * oof...
Wouldn’t double their income though they still met all the orders, would just mean they’re more efficient
Half the restaurants on deliveroo are watching this like "Well yeah obvs, what you think we've been doing this whole time?"
"Very local, just upstairs actually"
LMAO
The fact you guys captured the actual mayhem that can happen in a restaurant... is beautiful lol
If neither of them have ever worked a kitchen, they finally got a small taste of the hell that randomly ensues.
2 more days and the apartment would've been filled with thrown utensils and screams at the wait staff to "Get your food out, NOW!!"
@@erikjohnson5917 Lmfao brutally accurate!
I'm a waiter. When somebody's absent, it's fucking hard.
I'm a ex Deliveroo rider and some of the restaurants I used to pick up from disgusting, one actually got shut down.
I'd definitely say their hygiene policies were better than some expensive restaurants I've been to
Would you say this homerun one is cleaner? Id assume yes by a mile
@@HappySlappyFace yes of course, the one that got shut down I've seen them with my own eyes (as well others riders) drop food on the floor and pick it up and carry on like nothing has happened.
@@MrHussain1998 thats the definition of illegally disgusting
In my town, some restaurants almost look the same as the kitchen in this video. I don't think people would order food from them if they know how it's made.
Archie having that posh panic attack made me uncomfortable.
Feels really fake and over the top
Same! It felt like a chaotic Broadway musical, it’s uncomfortable
I don't care if they're microwave , the spaghetti looks delicious.
O yes it dos
An actual italian restaurant sphagetti is MUCH better
@@mrgotek8773 completely agreed, but for what it is, a lot of places don't have propper italian places, Tbh. i know only two actual places in all of Denmark.
The Italian restaurant near me is overpriced pasta.
You should try the real italian homemade spaghetti :P
giving the customers their money back was definitely the right thing to do. i’d be happy with that ngl
They did do that
Well, I'm sure they don't want to go to jail for scamming people
@@gabiblack It's technically not scamming, they had it in the description. Also customers were happy with fast delivery :D It's really scummy tho, not illegal
CAM nothing illegal about this, most restaurants buy ready meals direct from a supplier. Only difference is here they are buying from a store and paying for the mark up
@@Torexeon That's how Mcdonalds delivery started.... Not even sure if it's everywhere but you can order McDonalds from deliveroo where I stay.... It's just a guy that goes to McDonalds and picks up your order and charges you for it lol
these video ideas are insanely original!!!!!!! love em
Joe lycett's got your back.
Joe Lynette has done it before
does no one know who oobah butler is
handsomeladfromchantry they’re***
@@Grace-tn2cc nice one 😂
The sheer distress in their voices whenever they have an order
Dudes taking their work more seriously than professional chefs
this is like my childhood restaurant roleplay taken to the next level
bloxhaxer literally
Hey can I order a microwave mac and cheese
I've never seen something so disorganized but organised at the same time.
*Gordon Ramsay would like to know the microwave’s location*
I thought the title was “I sold microwaves on deliveroo” 🤦🏻♀️😂
Olivia Hanson It did...
Mr Sid No I thought they meant they were selling microwaves, not microwave meals aha
SAME
Josh is so underated
sugg deyes ikr
What’s so great about him?hes jus doing his job mate 😂
@@loveunitedhateglazer7033 his content is good and original 'mate'
handsomeladfromchantry his videos are actually decent you fucking idiot, nothing wrong with complimenting someone for making a good video
Literally
“rinato, it’s italian stallion, we’ll be down in a moment” *hangs up* HAHAHHAA IM DECEASED
Lois Parsons time stamp?
He sounded so super professional, as if rinning a vusi restairant was something he's been doing for a decade 😂
Imagine if he missed
Imagine being a driver and the restaurant chef is lowering food from 5 floors up
This is actually inspiring as for entrepreneurs.
Washing hand before preparing the food. I give this Italian Stalion restaurant a 5/5 star.
this is like the alternate timeline version of the "How to Become TripAdvisor’s #1 Fake Restaurant" video
Steps: Open a restaurant
Serve really great food
Wait for the "tricked" people to rate
Success!
Who could have thought that Josh would be the one person out of his friends to turn things around for himself.
in singapore these companies do a lot of checks, coming down to the restaurant multiple times first to sign the contract, then to take photos of the place, menu, licence and hygiene rating etc, and first training session. but because we’re such a small country it’s easy for their staff to travel anywhere. whereas in bigger countries like malaysia, verifications are some online, training is also done online, the device and bags are just mailed to you. i guess that’s exactly what happened here in the uk too.
do you have coronavirus
thanks for shooting my idea down lmao
@@xxgodlikexx8464 seriously???
Xx GodLike Xx shut up
@@xxgodlikexx8464 Well thanks for the concern. It's been a tough ride for Singapore but we've been receiving less than 20 new cases a day for the last couple of days. A far cry from the 1000 new cases a day, just a few months ago. Here's to wishing wherever you are from, a speedy recovery from this dastardly epidemic . 🥂🥂
Go mobile. Microwave in car, park outside Waitrose. Bosh! ££££
Streamline this even further : register yourself as a Deliveroo courrier, and heat the dishes in the microwave in the car while you're driving to deliver.
Yassine Saïdi now thats genius
Yassine Saïdi thats actually a gold mine
Why bother delivering. Just park your van up in town and sell hot food directly to the public. Chips, burgers........ erm.... other stuff
@@jesper164a Woooosh
Lady: Where is this?
Archie: Italian stallion, it’s a new local restaurant...very local, just upstairs actually
I’M LAUGHING
---very--- local :D :D :D
All I can say is.....
*WHAT A BUNCH OF MAD LADS*
u guys should just make this as another source of income
thats not the point. its to show how bad this system is.
The constant use of microwave and the food bought from the store surely isn’t going to be a decent source of income.. but the point of the video was another
Them:*gives people free food*
Also them: ‘Do u think they’ll be fine?’
sometimes people are just lazy and hungry but don't just eat anything they get
They didn’t get free food did they? I think he charged whatever it cost at Waitrose.
Leanne they got it free. They said the covered the cost of their order and put
@@Leanne_w They gave them back the amount that they paid in cash, along with a letter explaining everything.
@@hiba4573 awesome, I was half asleep last night watching it. Ha.
renATO it’s Italian stallion we’ll be down in a moment,
one more time with conviction!
8:36
Imagine if the person was still on the line
Having worked in the food industry this gave me immediate anxiety when they had three orders and NO FOOD 😂
I'm pretty sure this is exactly what all restaurants do, with the exception of giving money back
The money back thing is annoying I wanted to see reviews!
Pussy Footer why?
@Pussy Footer They would need to return it, as they might get into legal actions if they don't.
Don't worry they still earn money through their videos obviously.
@Pussy Footer they could get in hot water with the law if they didnt, especially since they posted a video about their scam lol
Erm if they kept the money then this would be legitimate fraud.
Deliveroo guys stole all the envelopes.
*This video will blow up and deliveroo will ban this*
That’s a good thing. It will hopefully make them change their shady practices somewhat
In Germany Deliveroo has closed all business last month (because of your video) :D
Marcel Dunkelberg but if this video came out 3 days ago... and deliveroo stopped a month ago... then it’s not because of this video🤔
@@rwhooshbait6982 i hope you are not the most clever person in your family.
Marcel Dunkelberg Same goes to you friend
New title: Deliveroo made me create a business.
They aren’t exactly rubbish microwave meals they are from Waitrose
The way you ran down to Waitrose and back was absolutely hilarious
£100 from the first day of selling microwaved foods. Not too shabby at all.
Ghost everyone gonna quit youtube and do this
@@tacohunt6464 i know right lmao. UA-cam takes months, sometimes years to make money. This guy made £100 on his first day
just think. TWO microwaves...
@@garnhamr now thats what im talking about
@@Ghostxx they should hire me as advisor, chief advisor
"This sausage Pasta Bake is such a food." Yes, it's such an absolute food.
This is harder than running an actual restaurant.
Just proves that deliveroo need to make more checks on food and hygiene. Well done Josh you nailed it.
"very local. Just upstairs actually"
I love the deliveroo concept and the point you guys are making. But apart from the lack of food and hygiene licence you actually created a real business and managed to get it started too...I loughed in amazement and felt quite inspired 🤣🤣🤣🤣
They should have left their number to call so the customers can give a reaction!
You are incredibly clever.
It is so unbelievable how easy you set that up.
I own restaurants in France and it was a nightmare to get started. There are courses that need to be taken and passed before being able to open a restaurant, and months of waiting and paperwork. Wow !
You could do the same in France easily if you just want to work with Deliveroo. :(
In France you simply cannot get bad food anywhere, the UK however....
Tanya Jay I highly disagree,this guys standard.
Ikr im surprised they got it so quick
Tanya Jay what restaurants do you own in france? i would love to go there one day and try it!
'We don't need the chef jackets Josh' They both proceed to put on their chef jackets.
I wish I could see the reactions of people that ordered from you. Great video Josh.
I mean, gordon Ramsay has had restaurants on kitchen nightmares that only reheat frozen/premade food in the microwave so I don't see the difference here.
You made a real business...this fooled nobody XD
I feel very entertained but simultaneously very stressed watching this 😂😂
stressed? like 4hrs after eating this shit, stressed?
@@DavidSmith-rv2hw Huh??
@@kaycgrocks 😂😂😂
so true
I sure their kitchen is a lot cleaner than the Dump I order from.
and yet... we still eat there. I swear the craper the kitchen the better the taste...
Ghost Boss Gaming and the better the ebola
@@sci_pain3409 and the more flavorful the e.coli
@@jamesyeung3286 We pay health care for that =p
Yall commitment is in 1000. Respect.
Josh is such an underrated youtuber !
He needs to be recognised more
He’s one of the only buttercream that still makes main channel funny interesting videos
"Whilst Archie descended into some sort of posh seizure" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"it's very local, just upstairs actually" I'm in splits lmao
dis man jus said im in splits
damn Chef Mike finally opened his own restaurant.
I really like how honest you are to the clients, good to know there are still reasonable pranksters and not all are shitty :D
Why is this the most original content on UA-cam? Like how do you even come up with your ideas?
It’s definitely not the “most original” you moron lol
One name Oobah butler
Joe Lycetts got your back literally already did this so it’s not all that original
This challenge was aired on telly, literally the exact challenge by joe lycett
I came up with this idea, it's not that original. Tried to start a cake business and then they called me and I choked.
I wanted this video to be longer, I was so invested.
Actually Iove Archie’s and josh’s relationship
Can i just say i really really appreciate all the effort ur putting into ur content like ur one of the only reasons why i still use youtube... pls continue doing this
I feel like loads of scammers are going to do this and certainly won’t give the money back - and it will probably be from Lidl not Waitrose
@Hot Water yeah boii
lmao imagine paying 10€ for a 1.25 lidl ready meal :DD
I love the fact that I actually checked the Itallian Stallion on Companies house and I found the details..... dont forget to file your accounts before end of tax year 2020 guys ! 🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤣😂🤣
They should’ve pre-bought 2 of each of the meals on the site
This video was chaotic but I loved every second of it
*clicks accept order*
Everyone: YOU HAD ONE JOB
Thank you boys for washing your hands and using a clean towel thumbs up
Archie- “YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKWIT”
"It's a local restaurant, very local, upstairs actually" 🤣🤣🤣🤣