Kelso takes a patient

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  • Опубліковано 11 січ 2009
  • Dr. Kelso takes a patient. Using this clip for a class.
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  • @pschroeter1
    @pschroeter1 2 роки тому +160

    "Your skin is all messed up." Now that's how a dermatologist justifies his consultation fee.

    • @stavrosgiannaros9498
      @stavrosgiannaros9498 Рік тому

      sounds about right

    • @Hassony523
      @Hassony523 11 місяців тому +1

      Same as Dr. Kelso’s consultation “we are gonna get through this” then *bam* chief of medicine.

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 6 років тому +675

    I've spent several years of college and several more years after that training in medical school and residency, and at last, I finally have my degree in dermatology. Finally, I can properly diagnose this man.
    "Ah, yea. Your skin's all messed up."

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 5 років тому +339

    Graduating 12th in Stanford is pretty damn impressive.

    • @Ridgwaycer
      @Ridgwaycer 4 роки тому +21

      Not without knowing the class size it isn't.

    • @roetemeteor
      @roetemeteor 4 роки тому +81

      @@Ridgwaycer We know it's at least 12.

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 4 роки тому +43

      @@Ridgwaycer When we say "class" in this context, we're talking about the entire student year of graduation. That means, at least several hundred people.

    • @Ridgwaycer
      @Ridgwaycer 4 роки тому +8

      @@michaelsong5555 I'm well aware what they meant. The point I was making is that without knowing how many med students Stanford was graduating in 1970 we can't say how impressive that is.

    • @TheDorianTube
      @TheDorianTube 4 роки тому +6

      @@Ridgwaycer 86

  • @rickyray2794
    @rickyray2794 6 років тому +256

    Should've put the ending, he really did connect with her.

    • @RoyMcAvoy
      @RoyMcAvoy 4 роки тому +22

      True. And he gave an important life lesson to her and turkleton.

    • @itssomeguy7132
      @itssomeguy7132 Рік тому

      Cause it’s a fat person uploading

  • @alexiaNBC
    @alexiaNBC Рік тому +29

    "Have a great day. Ya look like a purse." 🤣 😆

  • @RealDiaFr
    @RealDiaFr 2 роки тому +21

    "Who cares, he referred to me as a guy." xD J.D is the best.

  • @IronMan-tk8uc
    @IronMan-tk8uc 4 роки тому +127

    She googled yo' ass. Loved it!

  • @derSTFahrer
    @derSTFahrer 3 роки тому +47

    "She googled your Ass". Killed by Nurse Roberts 😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @01001010010001001100
    @01001010010001001100 2 роки тому +43

    Back when a google search was helpful instead of 63 pages of vaguely relevant blog posts and retail sites.

    • @slayerdude18
      @slayerdude18 Рік тому

      that happens when you leave things open to be edited by morons who dont know shit instead of actual doctors who post things

  • @Tony-hv8wz
    @Tony-hv8wz 3 роки тому +22

    "I was actually saying joker, I just had a cupcake in my mouth"

  • @DarthTwilight
    @DarthTwilight 2 роки тому +20

    That baseball rant was just epic

  • @rockchicbabe
    @rockchicbabe 6 років тому +130

    Have a great day, ya look like a purse! This still kills me

  • @BioYuGi
    @BioYuGi Рік тому +11

    "Why am I paying you to tell me things I've already figured out on my own?"
    Oh, so you were able to do all those blood tests yourself?

  • @ahmedfalahy9337
    @ahmedfalahy9337 5 років тому +86

    She Google'd yo ass
    Gotta love Laverne

    • @Cerinaya
      @Cerinaya 5 років тому +2

      Yep she was hilarious.

    • @embrezar
      @embrezar 4 роки тому +2

      She had a sixth sense for the weirdest things... like with the face cake. She sees a smudge on Kelso's thumb, says "that looks like my neck!" then sucks his thumb, pauses, and says "Oh, this does not end well for you." Somehow, she was able to recognize neck-smudge by both look AND taste... that's some stuff only Laverne could do.

  • @darth856
    @darth856 2 роки тому +22

    This is a good storyline, but it does contradict previous episodes. Kelso was many times mentioned to still be seeing patients. For instance, he temporarily gives all his patients to JD after he burned his face with hot coffee.

  • @TJKnight94
    @TJKnight94 4 роки тому +11

    "why am i paying you for info i could find myself?"
    idk, why'd you come to the hospital if you're so fuckin' smart?

  • @Wherethehellarewegoing
    @Wherethehellarewegoing 7 місяців тому

    Have a great day, ya look like a purse!!!!
    One of my favorite lines in the entire series

  • @KyleAKAHerm
    @KyleAKAHerm 12 років тому +40

    GUYS, ITS SO ON

  • @JONNYWM
    @JONNYWM 5 років тому +31

    0:19 you’re welcome lol

    • @randyrandom8162
      @randyrandom8162 4 роки тому +1

      i restarted to 19 seconds like 30 times.

  • @zacharyeschner9147
    @zacharyeschner9147 Рік тому +2

    the bob-a-tron😂😂

  • @khaelstorm2552
    @khaelstorm2552 4 роки тому +11

    The Bobatron

  • @jowolf2187
    @jowolf2187 8 місяців тому +1

    So if Kelso graduated med school in 1968, that puts him born somewhere around 1940 (assuming he took 8-10 years from the age of 18 to graduate with a bachelor's and then complete med school). Which means that if this episode is set in the same year it came out then Dr Kelso is only in his 60s (his early 60s at that).

  • @trevethan82319841
    @trevethan82319841 3 роки тому +10

    The actress that played this patient is funny as hell

  • @KenanVonKaiser
    @KenanVonKaiser 4 роки тому +9

    Needs The Ending!

  • @JIMBO_UK
    @JIMBO_UK Рік тому +1

    "Now have a great day, ya look like a purse!"

  • @Jetskii-bb7nk
    @Jetskii-bb7nk 3 роки тому +6

    "Ya look like a purse"

  • @johndorian473
    @johndorian473 Рік тому +2

    Man the dialogues here are so damn witty!!

  • @retrochristmas7329
    @retrochristmas7329 3 роки тому +6

    Imagine dr cox and dr house working in the same hospital

    • @greencello599
      @greencello599 Рік тому +1

      They would probably come close to killing each other. Dr. Cox clashed with the pediatrician he and Jordan originally chose for Jack because the guy had a sarcastic wit that could match his own. House would clash with him simply because his ego would demand to prove that he(House) is the superior doctor.

  • @SoulRebelInStereo
    @SoulRebelInStereo 4 роки тому +3

    Its the flex tape guy lmao

  • @sumanthp2003
    @sumanthp2003 6 років тому +32

    Jamokers.. lol

  • @nin4339
    @nin4339 Рік тому +1

    Laverne sent me 😂😂😂😂

  • @damonnomad3422
    @damonnomad3422 3 роки тому +3

    Smartest blimp ive ever seen.

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 5 років тому +38

    There's no profile of my graduation in google. Where the hell are people finding this kind of info?

    • @Mister_BIack
      @Mister_BIack 4 роки тому +13

      They use Bing, which is vastly better than Google, we just don't know since nobody uses it.
      And no, this isn't true, I'm just joking.

    • @JakeLesser
      @JakeLesser 4 роки тому +1

      @@Mister_BIack Do not ever joke about using bing again.

    • @Mister_BIack
      @Mister_BIack 4 роки тому +2

      @@JakeLesser
      Why, are they... Are they listening?

    • @megasora4
      @megasora4 4 роки тому

      @@Mister_BIack their always listening....

  • @pschroeter1
    @pschroeter1 11 місяців тому

    Why am I paying you...
    Because my prescription pad works.

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 5 років тому +4

    Why don't I have a page or something on google? I googled myself, and I got nothing. Several people with the same name, but not me (no, Michael Song isn't my real name).

    • @JeremiahDouglas
      @JeremiahDouglas 4 роки тому +7

      that's cause you have to do something interesting like get sued 12 times to get a bio worked up on yourself. Nobody cares about some joe smith down the road that fixes Turnip trucks for a living

  • @anja6983
    @anja6983 3 роки тому +2

    Honestly I think she is funny

  • @chrisdavenport6585
    @chrisdavenport6585 Рік тому +2

    He the guy has melanoma, wouldn't he also need an oncologist?

  • @cornishphilosopher
    @cornishphilosopher 4 роки тому +9

    Have a great day, ya look like a purse!

  • @warhammerguy
    @warhammerguy 4 роки тому +39

    That patient was like a proto Karen/anti-vakser.
    Just because you have google it doesn't make you a doctor xD

    • @filipwolffs
      @filipwolffs 4 роки тому +2

      Now that you mention it... oh god she really is.

    • @Phoenix-zu6on
      @Phoenix-zu6on 3 роки тому +3

      shes the reason most people dont like fatties, because theyre often like this.

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 3 роки тому +5

      Karen’s are the ones wanting for force vaccines on everyone, not the other way around.

    • @MH-ms1dg
      @MH-ms1dg Рік тому

      @@matthew8153 it works in many directions

  • @JustAnotherPerson4U
    @JustAnotherPerson4U 5 років тому +15

    I just realised something... aren't mobile phones not allowed in hospitals because they might mess with hospital equipment like pacemakers and that?

    • @MrTHEMONEEMAKER
      @MrTHEMONEEMAKER 5 років тому +16

      Dude where'd you hear that?

    • @JustAnotherPerson4U
      @JustAnotherPerson4U 4 роки тому +4

      @@jsmith-u5i It was just something I heard. But thinking on it... I looked it up now and it's apparantly in areas where certain hospital equipment can stop working due to mobile phone interference.
      So, no it doesn't seem to affect pacemakers. I think I drew that conclusion from a show I saw.
      But from NHS guidelines, the reasons they ban them from wards is to stop interference for life-saving equipment in general.

    • @sumalife212
      @sumalife212 4 роки тому

      Yu need to go to hospital atleast once

    • @orcreviews1954
      @orcreviews1954 4 роки тому

      most hospitals request you have your cellular device put away so both you and the medical personnel seeing you can have better report as well as ensuring they have your attention when asking you important medical questions as well as informing you of the treatment plan they want you to do.

    • @mr5yy
      @mr5yy 3 роки тому +1

      Well, I'm here to correct everyone else. The truth is, we really don't know if mobile phones do or not.
      The reason being is that the majority of hospital equipment has to be in use for it to be found if mobile phones affect them or not and no one is willing to risk a persons life to test it out.