Conan the Barbarian (1982) | Movie Reaction | First Time Watching | So Many Lamentations!

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  • @Gidono
    @Gidono 2 місяці тому +74

    This quote hits pretty hard as a father of grown child. "There comes a time, thief, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's love for his child"

    • @JulioLeonFandinho
      @JulioLeonFandinho 2 місяці тому +8

      Well, It's none other that Max Von Sidow delivering that line and
      It's quite emotional, that's what a good actor can do, just a line, perfectly well performed.

    • @viceversar-do1cn
      @viceversar-do1cn 2 місяці тому +1

      On that note, Darth Vader 28:40 AND Ming the merciless 23:24 are BOTH in this flick, whad 'ya know about that?

    • @DeepEye1994
      @DeepEye1994 2 місяці тому

      I'm so glad they opted to delete his death scene meaning he gets to be reunited with his daughter.
      You really wanna give that poor guy a hug and tell him everything's gonna be ok after he says that

  • @zombiTrout
    @zombiTrout 2 місяці тому +72

    The score is easily one of the greatest ever composed. Basil Poledouris was a master at channeling the spirit of Wagner and Orff.

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 2 місяці тому +3

      Agreed, it's up there with the score to the movie 300.

    • @edstar83
      @edstar83 2 місяці тому +1

      Fun fact: Whenever I need a testosterone boost. I watch the intro to Conan the Barbarian 1982.

    • @Nexus9
      @Nexus9 2 місяці тому +1

      And to think, they wanted to do a contemporary early 80's rock score for the soundtrack as was originally planned. So glad they went this direction for the sound track, it basically made it timeless to appreciate, despite the cinematography. Though I personally love how it aged with minimal dialogue.

    • @oobrocks
      @oobrocks 2 місяці тому

      Yes

    • @IanFindly-iv1nl
      @IanFindly-iv1nl 2 місяці тому

      There are moments when the music in THIS movie sounds a bit like the Omen score.

  • @stephenlyon1358
    @stephenlyon1358 2 місяці тому +241

    Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!

    • @starryeye6511
      @starryeye6511 2 місяці тому +17

      That is a true prayer to any god. A prayer to live by

    • @joshuawood3055
      @joshuawood3055 2 місяці тому +14

      Actually legit made this prayer at a LARP when me and my buddy fought off some orcs great times

    • @stephenlyon1358
      @stephenlyon1358 2 місяці тому

      Sounds epic! did you win?@@joshuawood3055

    • @BJ52091
      @BJ52091 2 місяці тому +7

      And Crom said "Lol, lmao even. I like the cut of your jib. Go on and get your revenge, then!"

    • @7switty
      @7switty 2 місяці тому +1

      I say that before eating.

  • @ExUSSailor
    @ExUSSailor 2 місяці тому +139

    "Conan, what is best in life?" "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and, hear the lamentations of their women."

    • @theluminary5324
      @theluminary5324 2 місяці тому +1

      I think he was trying to say "humiliation of the women" but he butchered it LOL

    • @bigp3006
      @bigp3006 2 місяці тому +15

      The line comes from Genghis Khan.

    • @mousemacleod9184
      @mousemacleod9184 2 місяці тому +5

      Arnold used this line when he was governor as a joke, they asked hm a question and that was how he answered it

    • @glyyytch
      @glyyytch 2 місяці тому +29

      @@theluminary5324no, he meant lamentations. A lamentation is an expression of great sorrow, which his what one would expect from a woman when their men have been crushed and driven before an enemy.

    • @theluminary5324
      @theluminary5324 2 місяці тому +1

      @@glyyytch ah ok...i thought he was trying to say humiliation which is was funny lol

  • @zoneoperator1419
    @zoneoperator1419 2 місяці тому +58

    Conan believes in the God Crom, who approves of an individuals courage and tenacity. People don't really "pray" to Crom, in fact it's said it's better to not draw his attention lest he sent more adversity your way to test your resolve. Crom actually looks down on prayer and people begging his intervention because he views it as an act of the weak.
    When Conan invokes Crom he basically says "Help me get revenge on those who wronged me, or get the fuck out of my way."
    Impressing Crom which is why he sends a Valkyrie to save him from a pitiful death at the hands of a lesser foe.
    Damn this movie is great.

    • @vilefly
      @vilefly 2 місяці тому +9

      In the comics, Conan mentioned how ridiculous some other religions are about praying to their gods with ornate preparations and ritual.
      "To pray to Crom, all one has to do is prop up a rock, and start praying."

    • @davestang5454
      @davestang5454 2 місяці тому +4

      Norse mythology, similar in some ways to Greek mythology. The gods would engage in a cosmic game of power
      amongst themselves essentially using humans as pawns.

    • @VDViktor
      @VDViktor 2 місяці тому +4

      Your description of Crom almost makes him look valiant and honorable and stuff, i’d just add that Crom is also a complete @55hole and he doesn’t care about humans at all 😂

    • @Arkantos117
      @Arkantos117 2 місяці тому +1

      @@davestang5454 Those mythologies are similar because they share some proto-indo-european roots.

    • @kevinfhaney
      @kevinfhaney 2 місяці тому

      One of the greatest comics ever and this is one of the greatest action movies ever

  • @waterbeauty85
    @waterbeauty85 2 місяці тому +31

    Mr. Movies' Conan impression is great. He deserves extra thumbs up for that.

  • @patrickcromwell7554
    @patrickcromwell7554 2 місяці тому +54

    Being honest here, I almost choked up when I heard Mako start narrating. R.I.P. Uncle Iroh. You were a great one.

    • @Dilligff
      @Dilligff 2 місяці тому +3

      I was too young to see Conan in theaters, but my folks were big fans of the franchise and had several of the comics so it was a no brainer that they ended up getting the VHS as soon as it dropped and it became one of my all time favorite movies. When I watched ATLA I couldn't help but hear the crazy old wizard everytime Iroh spoke. But now I watch Conan, and I just hear Uncle Iroh.

    • @patrickcromwell7554
      @patrickcromwell7554 2 місяці тому

      @@Dilligff I actually saw Conan the Destroyer atba drive-in when I was younger. I had time to see Superman 3 and then later on Conan. Although to be honest, clear detailed mories are gone. Just tiny pieces of the fact that I was there. lol.

    • @amarsh73
      @amarsh73 2 місяці тому +3

      "Leaves from the vine
      Falling so slow
      Like fragile, tiny shells
      Drifting in the foam
      Little soldier boy
      Come marching home
      Brave soldier boy
      Comes marching home"

  • @commsense1979
    @commsense1979 2 місяці тому +69

    The witch called him a barbarian. "There is a price, Barbarian".

    • @Anthonylokison
      @Anthonylokison 2 місяці тому +7

      I was about to write the same thing, you beat me to it.

    • @jesses5463
      @jesses5463 2 місяці тому +1

      She was never referred to as a witch, and I do not think it is fair for you to cast such a label upon her.

    • @commsense1979
      @commsense1979 2 місяці тому +2

      @@jesses5463 scram lol

    • @davestang5454
      @davestang5454 2 місяці тому +3

      "Barbarian" is really just a catch-all term for a person outside of the normally accepted local civilization.

    • @jesses5463
      @jesses5463 2 місяці тому +1

      @@davestang5454 ditto for witch

  • @Timbulathespidermonk
    @Timbulathespidermonk 2 місяці тому +61

    When I showed my girlfriend this movie, at the end of the Wheel of Pain scene, she exclaimed “Oh! It’s a beefcake machine”

    • @richardrobbins387
      @richardrobbins387 2 місяці тому +4

      Early early, Soloflex. They originally had bones and skulls strewn about, where others had died pushing the wheel. But they settled on just a single worn down path.

    • @bad-people6510
      @bad-people6510 2 місяці тому

      Yeah it's a gristmill. You can see the millstone in the movie.

  • @crowttubebot3075
    @crowttubebot3075 2 місяці тому +44

    "Conan, what is best in life?"
    "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, watch the reactions of Mrs Movies!"

  • @DarthTach
    @DarthTach 2 місяці тому +8

    So in the movie you see two ideologies. Conan's Father believed only in Steel while Doom believed in the power of Flesh. But both of them failed. Conan's Father's sword failed and broke while Doom lost his head.
    That is what Conan is pondering about at the end of the movie.

  • @msmilder25
    @msmilder25 2 місяці тому +25

    Excalibur (1981) is another fantasy sword and sorcery classic, of course based on the Arthurian legend that holds up.

    • @Dystopia1111
      @Dystopia1111 2 місяці тому +5

      Nichol Williamson, best Merlin portrayal ever.

    • @boboboy8189
      @boboboy8189 2 місяці тому

      They already watch excalibur

    • @ianjohnson7646
      @ianjohnson7646 2 місяці тому

      Beastmaster also

    • @terrylandess6072
      @terrylandess6072 2 місяці тому

      That movie has the best explanation for the 'Dragon' I ever heard.

  • @torbenkristiansen2742
    @torbenkristiansen2742 2 місяці тому +118

    The most manly opera ever made. That is not a spoiler, more like a primer. 🙂

    • @GeorgeTropicana
      @GeorgeTropicana 2 місяці тому +4

      Well it's not a spoiler because if they're uploading it to UA-cam then they watched it days ago...

    • @torbenkristiansen2742
      @torbenkristiansen2742 2 місяці тому +4

      @@GeorgeTropicanaYour insensitivity towards the 0.0000001% watching this reaction without prior knowledge of of this decades old classic, is like chopping up my favorite snake! I am besides myself with grief! 😀

    • @ashscott6068
      @ashscott6068 2 місяці тому

      @@torbenkristiansen2742 If the studios ever had reason to think that people who haven't seen the movies, are watching reaction videos of them, then they'd have their lawyers on the phone to Google, and Google would destroy reaction channels. No matter how little of the content you use, or how much you add to it, if people use it as a substitute for the real thing, then it's not fair use. They're just waiting for an excuse to pull that trigger. Fortunately, if there are people who watch reactions to shit they haven't seen, they're keeping quiet. And rightly so, cus that would be WEIRRRRRRRRRD!

    • @torbenkristiansen2742
      @torbenkristiansen2742 2 місяці тому

      @@ashscott6068It is rather flattering when you put so much stock in a singular comment, invoking visions dealing with the fate of this entire platform. Very dramatic, given the breadth and width of the material at hand. These weird people, of which you speak, might not be completely mythical, when it comes to expressing themselves in a way that goes beyond an absolute wow of silence. Which makes your sentiment somewhat utopian in the desired simplicity. Sator Rotas in a square. Order in the center. Chaos at the edges. We do love our little models of the universe. For they make it much simpler to deal with existence as it is! Alas, reality operate with a higher degree of complexity, making it harder to conform to the dream of absolute Order. Not that Anarchy or Chaos is a desirable state of affairs. It is more a matter of noise in the information flow. Creating uncertainty and fluctuations, forever obstructing clarity.

    • @ashscott6068
      @ashscott6068 2 місяці тому +1

      I don't think I've ever read such long-winded pomposity that was so inefficient.
      Stop counting your words. Make your words count.

  • @rockstarbd82
    @rockstarbd82 2 місяці тому +61

    Favorite scene. Much as I love Arnie . . . . every scene with Valeria (Sandahl Bergman) in that amazon outfit/war paint/chopping guards down.

    • @davestang5454
      @davestang5454 2 місяці тому +4

      She went from playing one of the dancing "muses" in XANADU with Olivia Newton John to this.

    • @chuckleezodiac24
      @chuckleezodiac24 2 місяці тому

      Valeria... the Queen of Thieves. one of the Most Badass Chicks in cinema history.

  • @nicks.5552
    @nicks.5552 2 місяці тому +53

    10:10
    “I think it’s just hand-to-hand fighting.”
    “Oh, they’re not using their cocks?”
    You guys! 😂

    • @therocketmanarch
      @therocketmanarch 2 місяці тому +2

      What about a guy who bit Ahnold? That was quite a dick move)

  • @brianbooker8724
    @brianbooker8724 2 місяці тому +25

    This was filmed in the Almeria area of southern Spain, which has been a popular moviemaking location for decades because of the unique terrain. Sergio Leone and other Italian directors shot their spaghetti westerns there. Other famous films shot there include Lawrence of Arabia and Patton.

    • @joblo7
      @joblo7 2 місяці тому +9

      Also the tank chase in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

    • @slowswimmer9169
      @slowswimmer9169 2 місяці тому +1

      Conan the Almerian

  • @dongilleo9743
    @dongilleo9743 2 місяці тому +38

    This version has a few bits of added footage from the original release. For one, after the battle in the ruins, the princess never appears on screen again. It's just assumed she gets taken back to her father.
    Also, the last line of narration at the end was "but that is another story", rather than "that story shall also be told" ; as a nod to the old custom that storytellers were paid "by the story", so a crafty storyteller would always leave his audience wanting more, and willing to pay.

    • @Lubetube111
      @Lubetube111 2 місяці тому +6

      There is a deleted scene where the kings guard kill the king shortly after sending Conan and his crew to save his daughter.

    • @steven6979
      @steven6979 2 місяці тому +7

      This is the international cut which is the superior version of the film

    • @ebecenti
      @ebecenti 2 місяці тому

      @@steven6979agreed

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 2 місяці тому +66

    "Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of The Sons Of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of, and unto this, Conan, destined to wear the crowned jewel of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone, can tell thee of this saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure."

    • @Penguins569
      @Penguins569 2 місяці тому +12

      bom bom bom bom bom bom

    • @scottneil1187
      @scottneil1187 2 місяці тому +1

      Thulsa Doom is the reason Atlantis fell for those who don't know.

    • @LEGENDCITYest1963
      @LEGENDCITYest1963 2 місяці тому +1

      So 3000bc-1500bc give or take a month....it was a Thursday.

    • @samellowery
      @samellowery 2 місяці тому +1

      Mrs movies "WhEn'S tHiS TaKe pLaCe?" 😜

  • @15blackshirt
    @15blackshirt 2 місяці тому +35

    This was Arnold Schwarzenegger's first film after retiring from bodybuilding. His previous films were made while he still competed for the Mr. Olympia. All three Conan films were adapted from the Robert E. Howard novels. The actor playing the Wizard, Mako, is arguably best known for his voice role in Samurai Jack. Director John Millius followed this up with Red Dawn instead of Conan the Destroyer

    • @stuffyouotterlistento1461
      @stuffyouotterlistento1461 2 місяці тому +12

      _The actor playing the Wizard, Mako, is arguably best known for his voice role in Samurai Jack._
      Probably not, given the popularity of Avatar: The Last Airbender. He nevertheless made a great shapeshifting master of darkness.

    • @jayceboy
      @jayceboy 2 місяці тому +2

      I thought hercules in new york which came out in 1970 was his first film as he was in five films before conan which came out in 1982.

    • @15blackshirt
      @15blackshirt 2 місяці тому +1

      @@jayceboy Hercules in New York came out in 1970, the same year Arnold won his first Mr. Olympia title. Pumping Iron was filmed in 1975, the same year Arnold won his sixth Mr. Olympia title, but was released in 1977. His other notable films before Conan the Barbarian were Stay Hungry and The Villain

    • @michaelshea8086
      @michaelshea8086 Місяць тому

      Not true...his first film was "Hercules in New York." All of his dialogue was dubbed.

    • @15blackshirt
      @15blackshirt Місяць тому

      @@michaelshea8086 I suggest you reread my initial comment. I said this was his first film after he retired from bodybuilding. I'm also aware that the initial release of Hercules in New York had him dubbed over and that his name was written as Arnold Strong

  • @clarencewalker3925
    @clarencewalker3925 2 місяці тому +18

    Conan's dad was played by William Smith. And you're right. He really was a bad ass in real life.

    • @Gypsy_Danger_TMC
      @Gypsy_Danger_TMC 2 місяці тому +2

      He was the dude who fought Clint Eastwood

  • @brianbooker8724
    @brianbooker8724 2 місяці тому +19

    One of my favorite scenes has always been near the end when James Earl Jones goes into Darth Vader mode while addressing Conan as 'my son'.

  • @WalterWild-uu1td
    @WalterWild-uu1td 2 місяці тому +9

    Sandahl Bergman started out as a dancer. Bob Fosse put her in A Chorus Line, All That Jazz and Xanadu. She was in a lot of dance films, but got her boost in Conan. She later appeared as the villain "evil queen" in "Red Sonya" another film based on a character by Robert E. Howard. On television she was one of the Golddigger dancers in the Dean Martin show from 1970-73.

  • @adamromero
    @adamromero 2 місяці тому +23

    Basil Poledouris! 😎🤘🎶

    • @KabukiKid
      @KabukiKid 2 місяці тому

      Seriously one of the best movie scores ever. One of the few I purchased! It builds such a mood.

  • @kevinshea7547
    @kevinshea7547 2 місяці тому +12

    William Smith, Conan’s father, was the Spetznas colonel in Red Dawn and appeared in Any Which Way You Can with Clint Eastwood.

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 2 місяці тому

      With that face was he the last guy Eastwood fought for the big prize? Looked it up , sure enough Will Smith. lol

    • @davestang5454
      @davestang5454 2 місяці тому

      William Smith is fluent in Russian and is a very smart guy.

  • @neighborlyfiend1484
    @neighborlyfiend1484 2 місяці тому +29

    You should read the background on Red Sonjia how they tricked Arnold in being in so much of the movie.
    signed up for a glorified cameo as a favor to producer Dino De Laurentiis. Much to his surprise, he was on the set for four weeks, three weeks longer than expected. He discovered after watching a rough cut of the movie that his role had been expanded to co-star, thanks to crafty angles and multiple cameras

    • @davestang5454
      @davestang5454 2 місяці тому

      Most actors would loved to be "tricked" in that manner because it works in their favor.

  • @Kamenriderneo
    @Kamenriderneo 2 місяці тому +6

    9:50
    It's called the wheel of pain and it was supposed to be a mill of Crush grain and make flour

  • @michaelriddick7116
    @michaelriddick7116 2 місяці тому +24

    YES!!! 💪😎💪Great movie! I used to watch it all the time on VHS!! Valeria was a true ride or die!
    Basil Poledouris's soundtrack is FANTASTIC in this! He also did Red Dawn, Robocop, and Red October!!

  • @richardzinns5676
    @richardzinns5676 2 місяці тому +7

    This musical score in this movie is one of my favorite ones ever.

  • @vintage0256
    @vintage0256 2 місяці тому +8

    The impersonation is spot on! lol

  • @bighuge1060
    @bighuge1060 2 місяці тому +6

    Arnold's grunts and groans makes every movie a comedy. My bucket list includes being present during one his ADR sessions.

  • @simonfive1874
    @simonfive1874 2 місяці тому +6

    I was told the wheel Conan tolled on was called ‘the breaker of will,’ and that’s it’s there to kill the weak and strengthen the strong of will. It also ties into the ending where Conan realises flesh and steel are not as strong as will. Also Valeria is the greatest female warrior in any movie made ever period. She promised to come back for him and she did, she returned as a battle angel and saved Conan’s life, greatest women ever and greatest representation of female warrior.

    • @Variable-2-actual
      @Variable-2-actual 2 місяці тому

      My vote is Sybil Danning in battle beyond the stars

  • @user-zx9jq4pv1w
    @user-zx9jq4pv1w 2 місяці тому +4

    The sword and its forging is a metaphor for life. The sword is made by ore drawn from the earth and then fire and air and quenching in water to temper it into steel. Life is Crom's anvil, the struggles and hardships are the forces used to temper the heart and soul. All you can trust is the temper of your heart and soul, no one else's.

  • @Straun30
    @Straun30 2 місяці тому +3

    If I remember right, the origin story in this show is not what Howard had in mind. Conan was raised in a harsh land and climbed many rocks and mountains and fought many primitive barbarians, he wasnt kidnapped and essentially trained as a gladiator. Conan became a thief in his travels, eventually a pirate and raider but mostly by himself seeking money he fought many mythical monsters and armies.

    • @terrylandess6072
      @terrylandess6072 2 місяці тому

      Yes, I get the Bruce Wayne vibe during that opening now all these years later.

  • @jessecortez9449
    @jessecortez9449 2 місяці тому +7

    "For us, there is no spring. Just the wind that smells fresh before the storm." - Conan
    I've always loved that line. It sticks out to me more compared to the other quotes of being the strongest or most brutal.
    Robert E. Howard was a brilliant writer. More people today should read his works.

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 2 місяці тому

      Deleted scene. Subotai is not dubbed either, it's Gerry's actual voice.

  • @RetroRobotRadio
    @RetroRobotRadio 2 місяці тому +9

    Conan's father was a blacksmith.

    • @rubensalvador9422
      @rubensalvador9422 2 місяці тому +1

      At the end against Tulsa Doom, Conan should have repeatedly stated: "I am Conan the Cimmarian. You killed my father, prepare to die!"

  • @johnski4709
    @johnski4709 2 місяці тому +10

    Creation of Robert E. Howard. As well as Soloman Kaine. Good reads, highly recommended.

    • @user-bj3cd2dx3c
      @user-bj3cd2dx3c 2 місяці тому +1

      Definitely highly recommended

    • @Scary__fun
      @Scary__fun 2 місяці тому

      Tragically he died at the age of 30. There's a really nice biographic movie called The Whole Wide World that's worth watching with Vincent D'Onofrio and Renee Zellweger.

  • @DarkKnight371971
    @DarkKnight371971 2 місяці тому +18

    Mr. Movie nailin’ Arnold’s impression is wild. 😂

  • @paulschuckman6604
    @paulschuckman6604 2 місяці тому +4

    I love the original Conan stories! Robert E. Howard is a legend.

  • @stratocruising
    @stratocruising 2 місяці тому +2

    Trivial facts. The lamentation of the women bit was a quote from Genghis Khan. He was held captive for a time after his tribe was wiped out and his father, the chief, was killed. One of the Golden Khan's two greatest generals was named Subotai..

  • @santaonthecross
    @santaonthecross 2 місяці тому +5

    I watched this movie in 1982, I was 12, still a top movie for me. I've memorized the lines and have annoyed everyone for decades.

  • @jxchamb
    @jxchamb 2 місяці тому +7

    This movie truly is terrific. It's a near perfect masterpiece.

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar 2 місяці тому +3

    This was one of the first of the epic theme music style. We take it for granted now. But this one showed how its done and then got imitated by everyone else after.

  • @erwinwharton3837
    @erwinwharton3837 2 місяці тому +4

    When Conan is asked what is best in life and his answer "to crush your enemies and see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of the women." Is an actual quote from genghis khan.

  • @Geerladenlad
    @Geerladenlad 2 місяці тому +7

    That guy that looked funny in the beginning breathing heavy the scout is none other than Franco Columbu Arnold Schwarzenegger's friend and former Mr Olympia as well.

    • @mrjdgibbs
      @mrjdgibbs 2 місяці тому +1

      Franco was just a beast. Rip.

    • @Geerladenlad
      @Geerladenlad Місяць тому

      @@mrjdgibbs Franco and Lou ferrigno both competed in the inaugural world's strongest man competition.
      Franco had a disgusting injury that took him out of the competition trying to carry a refrigerator on his back.
      He had a compound fracture of one of his legs. 😱

  • @WalterWild-uu1td
    @WalterWild-uu1td 2 місяці тому +5

    Hyperboria...and Cimmeria was one region, the one where Conan was born. Cimmeria was north of Aquilonia and Nemedia the two primary kingdoms of the north. North of Cimmeria was Vanaheim and Asgard. The northern barbarian lands. (You visited them in the game, dude!)

    • @YouMeTheMovies
      @YouMeTheMovies  2 місяці тому +3

      Hyboria is the World of Conan. Hyperboria is a region to the NorthEast of Cimmeria. I was trying to give her a reference she would understand, which is why I said Northern Europe. Technically Cimmeria is under the sea now between the United Kingdom and Norway.

  • @awall1701
    @awall1701 2 місяці тому +7

    Apparently Kull the Conqueror was supposedly mean to be the third Conan film but got rewritten to Kull.

  • @user-qh2us7ky1p
    @user-qh2us7ky1p 2 місяці тому +10

    Red Sonja, (1985) ❤❤❤

  • @bobmessier5215
    @bobmessier5215 2 місяці тому +5

    He did "Pumping Iron" and "Hercules in New York" before this breakout role.

  • @michaelallen3894
    @michaelallen3894 2 місяці тому +9

    You guys are going to love this movie and the soundtrack is top notch.

  • @WalterWild-uu1td
    @WalterWild-uu1td 2 місяці тому +6

    Doom's two henchmen were played by Ben Davidson (the tall one) who was a professional football player for the Oakland Raiders and the Green Bay Packers and Sven-Ole Thorsen, a body builder that Schwarzenegger knows...he's had bit parts in practically every one of Arnold's movies. He's also done stunt work in dozens of action movies.

    • @JayMH409
      @JayMH409 2 місяці тому +2

      Thorsen is the guardsman Conan has the sword fight with in Conan the Destroyer.

    • @chuckleezodiac24
      @chuckleezodiac24 2 місяці тому +1

      they look like members of Motörhead or Manowar. Ratt? child, please.

  • @krl97a
    @krl97a 2 місяці тому +1

    The composer also did Quigley Down Under, The Hunt for Red October, and won an Emmy for Lonesome Dove. The brilliant Basil Poledouris.

  • @williamjones6031
    @williamjones6031 2 місяці тому +2

    1. Conan's mom was a serious hottie!😍😜
    2. The first woman he encounters was a harpy.
    3. Filmed primarily in Spain.
    4. James Earl Jones is the MAN
    5. One of the best endings ever.
    6. "Conan the Destroyer" doesn't suck.
    Since you are great at playing movies that others don't (so far) Is "The Sword and the Sorcerer'.

  • @joshuawood3055
    @joshuawood3055 2 місяці тому +3

    Thula Dooms' monolouge is one of my favorite villian speeches in cinema just the sheer non chalantness "people....people...people hmmmm I probably did kill your people don't really remember I killed a lot of people so possibly I did"

  • @mitchconnor3010
    @mitchconnor3010 2 місяці тому +5

    I've been lurk watching your channel for years...the fact your missus knows RATT, just got you a sub!

    • @mitchconnor3010
      @mitchconnor3010 2 місяці тому +2

      @@hastingscutoff1304 I got into RATT from 'Body Talk' being featured in the film Golden child, changed my music tastes forever!

    • @hastingscutoff1304
      @hastingscutoff1304 2 місяці тому +1

      @@mitchconnor3010 I-I-I-I want the knife. Pleeeeease. Good stuff.

    • @mitchconnor3010
      @mitchconnor3010 2 місяці тому +2

      @@hastingscutoff1304 MY DEAR SWEET BROTHER NUMSIE!!

    • @hastingscutoff1304
      @hastingscutoff1304 2 місяці тому +1

      @@mitchconnor3010 Chunky Asses? People either love it or hate it. It's been one of my favorites for years.

    • @mitchconnor3010
      @mitchconnor3010 2 місяці тому

      @@hastingscutoff1304 they tied you up with tissue paper!?

  • @k.delpino1124
    @k.delpino1124 2 місяці тому +3

    This legendary character has been around for over 90 years.
    From pulp magazines to a series of novels and long running comics by Marvel & Dark Horse.
    Conan did indeed embody the Barbarian archetype in sagas of sword and sorcery, such as Dungeons & Dragons, Sega's Golden Axe series, etc.
    This was only Arnold's 6th film and also his breakthrough role.
    The first time that Arnold was really, truly acting with both dialogue and action in one unique vessel.
    When I reading the Marvel comics of Conan from various eras and all I could see and hear was Arnold.
    The 1983 sequel, "The Destroyer" was like a RPG come to life and just as good.
    Arnold was going to become Conan for a 3rd time (2000-2010s) and it was shelved.
    Btw, you should check out Bridgette Nelsen's film debut (pre-Rocky IV), Red Sonja (1985), Another character by Robert E Howard and known as the "She-Devil with A Sword".
    Conan & Red Sonja both existed in the same universe.
    In that movie, Arnold has top billing and he's not Conan.
    He plays Lord Kalidor aka Arnold playing Arnold with Conan-esque skills.

  • @chrism7395
    @chrism7395 2 місяці тому +1

    12:00 "hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper" - Cohen the Barbarian

    • @dbel1980
      @dbel1980 Місяць тому +1

      He grew so old he became a legend in his own lifetime

  • @tomdeluca5946
    @tomdeluca5946 2 місяці тому +3

    One of the best movie tracks of all time

  • @lobokurg2786
    @lobokurg2786 2 місяці тому +6

    My favorite fantasy film of all time.

    • @jxchamb
      @jxchamb 2 місяці тому

      More than Excalibur?

    • @lobokurg2786
      @lobokurg2786 2 місяці тому +2

      @@jxchamb More than Excalibur, and I loved Excalibur. This has that gritty sword and sorcery feel that Robert Howard envisioned so well.

    • @jxchamb
      @jxchamb 2 місяці тому

      @@lobokurg2786 I'm really not sure if I'd be able to pick one over the other. Both films were a huge part of my childhood back in the 80's.

  • @suproliver
    @suproliver 2 місяці тому +1

    The actress who played Valeria also played Queen Gedron in the other Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Red Sonja. And Brigitte Nielsen plays Red Sonja. -OG

  • @bobc538
    @bobc538 2 місяці тому +2

    I read the Conan books as a boy in the seventies. Evil wizards in Hyborea were especially ruthless. Gaining power from cruelty.

  • @dougs7367
    @dougs7367 2 місяці тому +3

    35:54 SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!

  • @SayGahTaah
    @SayGahTaah 2 місяці тому +28

    Top 5 movie for me. Conan is like the Northman but not boring.
    (Btw) yall gotta check out the commentary on this. Drunk Arnold is all time tier best commentary of any movie.

    • @Mauther
      @Mauther 2 місяці тому +3

      Came hear to say the same. The Commentary is arguably better than the film itself

    • @txlyons2937
      @txlyons2937 2 місяці тому +1

      Agreed, the commentary is hilarious.

    • @DMichaelAtLarge
      @DMichaelAtLarge 2 місяці тому +2

      Northman wasn't boring, just so intense I only wanted to watch it once.

    • @SayGahTaah
      @SayGahTaah 2 місяці тому

      ​@@DMichaelAtLargei enjoyed it. Bit tbh its just a really long screen saver

    • @boboboy8189
      @boboboy8189 2 місяці тому

      Northman is a good movie but director trying to focus too much on psychogical emotion, he forgot how to create a movie that can engage with audiences

  • @michaelhudson2912
    @michaelhudson2912 2 місяці тому +2

    I love how brutal the world is in this movie. Hollywood usually sanitizes these kinds of movies but this one gets it right.

  • @dethdesigns2659
    @dethdesigns2659 2 місяці тому +2

    This is my favorite film of all time. I'm glad you guys reacted to it

  • @comment22889
    @comment22889 2 місяці тому +6

    A lot of people don't seem to like the 2nd Conan. I personally like it. The line about the toothpick cracks me up everytime.

    • @boboboy8189
      @boboboy8189 2 місяці тому

      2nd Conan follow comic storyline which is book fans not fans of, another thing is pg13 really kills sequel

    • @jxchamb
      @jxchamb 2 місяці тому

      I really dislike it. If I remember correctly, the studo butchered it why is why it ended up being PG instead of R. Arnold was not happy with it at all

    • @davestang5454
      @davestang5454 2 місяці тому +1

      I love the inside joke of the virginity of this cute teenage girl (Olivia D'Abo) being "guarded" by Wilt Chamberlain. They might as well have Ron Jeremy and John Holmes guarding her virginity.

  • @ScarlettM
    @ScarlettM 2 місяці тому +3

    2:26 - the way anti-aging science is progressing, Arnold might act in more Conan movies when he was in his prime.

  • @TheWebcrafter
    @TheWebcrafter 2 місяці тому +2

    48:30 - BARBARIANS? - The term "barbarian" was used by ancient Greek and Roman people to refer to those who did not speak their languages; it originally referred to stammering and stuttering. Because the ancient Greek and Roman people viewed themselves as superior and civilized and others as not, "barbarian" also had a negative connotation. 'Citizens were recognied by their clean-shavedness. Barbarian' was a term to describe a non-citizen or unshaven. The occupational term 'barber' is associated, and 'barbe is the french word for'beard'.

  • @snowfort77
    @snowfort77 2 місяці тому +5

    Hands up if we all said “Stick around” at the same time. 🖐️

  • @ramonacosta2647
    @ramonacosta2647 2 місяці тому +3

    Arnold's Mr. Movies impersonation is spot on.

  • @archstanton664
    @archstanton664 2 місяці тому +2

    Did Mrs. Movies just realize how great his Arnold grunts are? 😆

  • @IsraelShekelberg
    @IsraelShekelberg 2 місяці тому +2

    The witch does say, 'There is a price, barbarian'. But otherwise, yes, the identity is mostly implied by the contrasts with 'civilisation'.

  • @user-hx7wd7wt5v
    @user-hx7wd7wt5v 2 місяці тому +5

    The King's Daughters played by French actress Valerie Quennessen she was also in the movie Summer Lovers 1980 with Daryl Hannah

    • @davestang5454
      @davestang5454 2 місяці тому

      ....which I would rate as one of the worst movies ever made. She is really the weakest link in this movie too. I would have cast someone else. If I was going to risk my life to save a woman, she has to be a lot hotter than that woman.

  • @lvfd6117
    @lvfd6117 2 місяці тому +3

    RIP Mako, most know him from Uncle Iroh in Avatar or Aku fro samurai jack, but this is where me and a lot of other fans met that incredible man as a great and powerful wizard!

    • @davestang5454
      @davestang5454 2 місяці тому +1

      Actually, most of us know him from all the movies and TV shows he did in the 1960s-1970s.

  • @Scimarad
    @Scimarad 2 місяці тому +2

    That's a terrifyingly good Arnie impersonation...

  • @Kamenriderneo
    @Kamenriderneo 2 місяці тому +1

    19:45
    Name of the show about a succubus is Lost Girl

  • @shanester1832
    @shanester1832 2 місяці тому +3

    The best 'Arnold struggling' impression in the game.
    I played way too much Conan Exiles. Love this world

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 2 місяці тому +1

      Is the game any good? Im not big on the whole survival/resource crap. Or is this more of a proper MMO?

    • @shanester1832
      @shanester1832 2 місяці тому +1

      @JnEricsonx If you're not into survival it's probably not for you.
      I don't play much of anything, but it was free on PS one month and I got hooked. It's very demanding of time.
      It is very much tied to both these movies and the lore of the books. It uses this theme music and you can get armor & decorations from this movie.
      There's different modes of playing. Pvp is constant chaos or just play a regular game, build fortresses, go to dungeons.

    • @chuckleezodiac24
      @chuckleezodiac24 2 місяці тому +1

      @@shanester1832 i built my fortress near that lagoon where the giant alligator hangs out. it was cool.

  • @Crinos84
    @Crinos84 2 місяці тому +6

    And the secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan, you must learn its discipline. For no one, no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts... This you can trust. [points to his sword]

  • @TheMikeman1971
    @TheMikeman1971 2 місяці тому +1

    You made me laugh when Conan got that guy with the helmet trick and you said in Conan voice " that looks like it hurt " !

  • @cptchaotic
    @cptchaotic 2 місяці тому +1

    I enjoy her laugh so much it just puts a smile on my face.

  • @lanebatts26
    @lanebatts26 2 місяці тому +3

    I love you guys lol. 1st minute alone is more entertaining than others :)

  • @RetroRobotRadio
    @RetroRobotRadio 2 місяці тому +5

    My woman is always lamenting.

  • @jayceboy
    @jayceboy 2 місяці тому +1

    Sandhal Bergman who played Valeria in this movie, Also appears in Red Sonja as queen Gedren

  • @pokeycantdance9039
    @pokeycantdance9039 2 місяці тому

    INTERESTING FACT: Subotai, thief and archer was played by Gerry Lopez. Gerry Lopez is a professional surfer and big wave rider out of Hawaii, also known as Mr. Pipeline, he's considered one of the best tube riders in the world.

  • @WalterWild-uu1td
    @WalterWild-uu1td 2 місяці тому +4

    Age of Conan was an awesome game...til you started trying to get Tier 3 gear... Toth Amon's Castle raid, seven sequential battles and you needed dozens of committed players WHO KNEW THE STRATS to get through each one. And each one might require a different mix of types. And some class armor would only drop (and randomly!) in some of the battles...even ones where the group didn't need more than 1 of the class that could only get their armor in that battle. And the last battle where you had to deal with monsters, Toth Amon and the Giant Ape...where if ONE guy jumped into the pink mist too soon, half the group died. And the fight was on a freaking timer! The next DLC had Tier 4 gear on 6 man missions (they were hard but doable.) Tier 3 was where the community hit the wall and dozens or hundreds of players just disappeared. Sad...cause I really loved that game.

    • @carthedge7736
      @carthedge7736 2 місяці тому

      There's definitely truth in what you say about Tier 3 taking a toll on the playerbase, but if you were in a guild that had those committed players, it could be a really fun dungeon.

    • @WalterWild-uu1td
      @WalterWild-uu1td 2 місяці тому

      @@carthedge7736 The tough part was getting enough players in the right classes to show up at a specific time. You could stand around for an hour and actually be in the raid and then someone's friend would show up at the last minute and you got kicked if you weren't in a guild. Some guilds had armor drop lists where if you were a lone pickup and one piece of armor dropped in one of the battles, their guild member automatically got it. There was one battle where Assassin daggers dropped...I got sidelined like three times when they passed out the loot. They would beg you to join the zerg and then after you helped get 2/3rds of the way through the dungeon an officer in the primary guild would casually mention "Oh, guild members get primary right to armor drops." There were some guilds where they used a random die generator to assign loot. It was a catch as catch can issue. Toughest part for me personally...playing a Priest of Mithra in the last fight where you could randomly get pulled up onto a balcony and had to drop a mob in a certain time period or you got switched to the bad guy side...your own raid had to kill you then rez you. You HAD to know the strats.

  • @patrickcromwell7554
    @patrickcromwell7554 2 місяці тому +3

    Mrs. Movies, I believe you are referring to the show Lost Girl. And the actress in that show would have been a VERY young child when this came out. Remember this was WAY back in 1980-something and lost Girl was in the early 2000's. How could she be in her mid 20's to early 30's in this AND Conan which are 20 years apart??. But she played the character of Dr. Lauren. Bo's (the main character) love interest. She was also in another Canadian Show: Dark Matter, as an Android.

    • @MrsMovies
      @MrsMovies 2 місяці тому +1

      You are correct!!!

  • @johnyricco1220
    @johnyricco1220 2 місяці тому +1

    Definitely the best film of this genre. It took itself seriously. There were few jokes. The closest modern revenge epic of this caliber is The Northman, but this was filmed as a long music video.
    I think at the end, Doom’s children were supposed to set the world afire, attack their own families and communities. The baddie was supposed to be Charles Manson character leading an army of brainwashed hippies. It made sense in the early 80s.

  • @eqgilethan
    @eqgilethan 2 місяці тому +1

    Nah, the best come back is "My god breaks wind... therefore he's better than yours!" 😂 I love dad jokes!

  • @daveemerson6549
    @daveemerson6549 2 місяці тому +3

    I believe this was Arnold's 2nd movie, his first being "Hercules in New York", which was what got him the casting for Conan.
    "Nothing in life can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. But this......this you can trust."

    • @flatebo1
      @flatebo1 2 місяці тому +2

      Arnold was in The Long Goodbye (1973) as an unnamed hoodlum, Stay Hungry (1976) in a supporting role, Scavenger Hunt (1979) in a bit part and in The Villain (1979), a live-action Roadrunner-style movie with Ann Margaret and Kirk Douglas. He was also in a couple TV series and movies, like The Jayne Mansfield Story (1980) as Jayne's husband Mickey Hargitay. And, of course, Pumping Iron (1977).

    • @daveemerson6549
      @daveemerson6549 2 місяці тому

      @flatebo1 Oh shit! I've got a watch list for this weekend! Out of those, the only one I've seen was Pumping Iron, because my health teacher in high school was Mike Katz.

  • @MrEthan80
    @MrEthan80 2 місяці тому +4

    What I’ve learned from playing Conan:Exiles the wheel of pain is used to break a man and turn them into a thrall(slave)to become your follower🤷‍♂️

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 2 місяці тому +1

      Is that game worth a damn?

    • @MrEthan80
      @MrEthan80 2 місяці тому

      @@JnEricsonx it’s a grind but it’s always updating with new content so it’s def worth a try if you like survival games!!

    • @chuckleezodiac24
      @chuckleezodiac24 2 місяці тому +1

      all of my thralls were scantily clad women. it was cool.

  • @MidnightDStroyer
    @MidnightDStroyer 2 місяці тому

    My favorite part:
    Subotai- "I am Subotai - thief and archer. I am Hyrkanian, of the great order of Krelath."
    Conan- "So what are you doing here?"
    Subotai- [Holds up chains] "Dinner for wolves." [They both laugh]
    As it had been written in the Scrolls of Skelos, to enter into close combat with Conan was to invite certain death.

  • @anthonydawson8080
    @anthonydawson8080 2 місяці тому

    Love the setup you guys did. Truly epic!

  • @pizzafacemcbride3582
    @pizzafacemcbride3582 2 місяці тому +5

    No way you played AOC! Loved that game.

  • @alucard624
    @alucard624 2 місяці тому +3

    Great movie. I seriously wish they would find a way to complete the trilogy and do King Conan already, even if its in animated form with Arnold voicing Conan.

  • @deadcatthinks6725
    @deadcatthinks6725 2 місяці тому +2

    Thats a bang on Arnold impression 👍

  • @Exquisite_Cadaver
    @Exquisite_Cadaver 2 місяці тому +1

    I’m guessing the Mrs. was thinking of Zoie Palmer when she was trying to identify Sandahl Bergman. She starred in “Lost Girl”, the “Canadian succubus show”. I can definitely see the resemblance.

  • @goreyfantod5213
    @goreyfantod5213 2 місяці тому +3

    3:41 Yep, definitely Nietzsche. I memorized that phrase decades ago for... reasons.
    "Was mich nicht zerstört, machen zie mich stärker."
    What doesn't destroy me, makes me stronger.

    • @JayMH409
      @JayMH409 2 місяці тому +2

      Except losing your arms and legs. That doesn't make you stronger. Unless you are the Black knight.

    • @goreyfantod5213
      @goreyfantod5213 2 місяці тому +1

      @@JayMH409 Yeah, Nietzsche had some profound insights and he was nuttier than a squirrel's cheeks.
      Such is life.

  • @SadPeterPan1977
    @SadPeterPan1977 2 місяці тому +4

    I do hope you both watched Conan The Barbarian: The Musical after this.

  • @SmokeNoMirrors
    @SmokeNoMirrors 2 місяці тому

    “That looks like it hurts!” “Stick around”. Lol

  • @michaelshea8086
    @michaelshea8086 Місяць тому

    Sandahl Bergman was one of the lead dancers in "All That Jazz".
    Also, the "witch" did refer to Conan as a "Barbarian"..."What is you seek? There is a price, Barbarian."

  • @RandomNPC001
    @RandomNPC001 2 місяці тому +8

    R.I.P. Akira Toriyama! thank you for your life`s work!