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@@allisterdavidson9805 Yep... if you're a nutter then "move along" but hey if you are semi-famous because of the internet then "all good...as you were" free advertising!
To be fair to him, he didn't appear to actually see the nature of Troy's pleasent interactions, just trying to do his job (in a friendly/professional manner).. ..he also smiled/allowed it the moment he realised it was all good, happy prank for all involved
@@mcirelandosharma7411 The shop greeter is an interesting role because any normal human would feel like it's a bit beneath them & almost embarrassing that this is your job so a natural reponce is to take the piss out of every one that walks in as a sort of one up-manship. I did it when i 16 in a Surf shop until I got fired that is:)
You are so good, I even let the long adverts play through to the end. You deserve the extra penny. Oh, and as it's the season, you'd make a superb overly positive serial killer in a horror movie "that is a superb kidney I've just pulled out of you sir - what good form!"
You should give up on your real personality and stay in character for the rest of your life because Troy Hawk is a real gift to mankind! Such a lovely and charming gentleman! Every word that comes out of your mouth gives people joy and boosts their confidence!
He’s been, he saw and he departed the Wirral, as one can only be on the Wirral never in it. His mother and his education was from t’other side of the river.
@@robdee6316 that deffo a topic for your conversation with him then as you cannot be in Wirral 👍ua-cam.com/video/KFVcwQgFUcI/v-deo.htmlsi=L1An_Nwz3A1DPGmt
Oh my ... I think that's a first, when a staff member comes out to clear Troy off and suddenly realised that it was actually good advertising!! Did they come back with security? Or did they leave Errol Flynn alone to be suave and awesome? Maybe I'll never know 🤔
Planet fitness is the most unreasonable UNAVALABLE pis business! I was a customer every night on graveyard shift. Would always clean up after myself & I 5ipped the bathroom attendant regularly. I nodded off in a dressiny
5oom one night and she had a total spaz! She reported me to the front desk and the manager at my location BANNED ME FROM ANY LOCATION IN THE COUNTRY FOREVER. he got away with it because he knew no live people ever answer st corporate. Never. Online debates are ignored. They are the9st judgemental jerks.
creepy place those. Rule 1: "No judgement". Rule 2: *judgement* Walk passed a punkish club in my city today. Anarchy-A's all over the place, and mottos of fuck the rules. And then a sign... "No x, No y, No z". All virtue-signalling things of course. But it's so damn creepy, with institutions being obsessed by what is correct behaviour, while at the same time believe they are the "free", "open minded", and "free spirited". "Follow my rules exactly - and I give you freedom" Megalomaniacs prying on the weakest.
I don't understand why employees come out to ask him to stop what hes doing. Its like they take it as a personal insult like hes outside their home. Bizarre. Stop being soo corporate and ruled by policy 🥱
@@silverutopia Fair enough. I’m an attorney (for 33 years). On Day 1 of law school, the Legal Research and Writing class handed out a sheet of “Frequently Misspelled Legal Words.” “Judgment” was on the list. I’ve read literally thousands of legal opinions. Exactly 0 of those opinions spelled it “judgement.” However, I’m also old enough to know that spelling has gone to hell over the last 33 years, and that proper English is disfavored or even mocked. Half of the shit I read on Facebook is written in Ebonics or gibberish. Thanks for the update! 🤩
@@rickj.9202 I'm in cardiology and for almost every medical term, it seems, there is an English spelling and it's American-English counterpart. I still like to spell things the old way: haemorrhage, oedema, ischaemia, anaemia etc.
I love the fact when the guy recognised Troy, the guy asking him to stop greeting realised he was on camera and ducked out quickly! 😆
and all of a sudden greeting was okay again they're all the same.
@@allisterdavidson9805 Yep... if you're a nutter then "move along" but hey if you are semi-famous because of the internet then "all good...as you were" free advertising!
Looked like the lunk stepped in to protect him from mr by the book unless you’re well known
@@Oooo-bi7bilol😂
Yep, he knew he'd be making a mistake if he pursued that path any longer.
The kiwi coming in to save the day is everything LOL
As a kiwi, that was a pretty proud moment. Loved it. Boom.
We need him here in Welly, cause I live there😁
The New Zealander showing up at the most perfect time.
That worker got owned at the end when the fans landed!
At that moment, he realised he fkd up! 😂
He also realized that he would have stopped some excellent free promotion for Planet Fitness. .
To be fair to him, he didn't appear to actually see the nature of Troy's pleasent interactions, just trying to do his job (in a friendly/professional manner)..
..he also smiled/allowed it the moment he realised it was all good, happy prank for all involved
I can't tell you how happy Troy makes me. Never stop, never change 😊
They should respect his authoritah.
Respect his - polite - Authorityyyy!
I'm a Lunk and would never disrespected such kind guidance.
Being kind, polite, diplomatic and debonair is how we all should strive to be.
And benevolent
Salus populi suprema lex.@@kariboo514
Lot of folks seem guarded, not sure what to make of you, hahah. Keep on bringing the upbeat banter and stellar compliments! Quick as a fuckin' whip.
I don't think Americans are used to high quality greeting.
@@peacepuffznot used to clever layered humour either 😂
@@mcirelandosharma7411 The shop greeter is an interesting role because any normal human would feel like it's a bit beneath them & almost embarrassing that this is your job so a natural reponce is to take the piss out of every one that walks in as a sort of one up-manship. I did it when i 16 in a Surf shop until I got fired that is:)
The guy in black, just as elusive and silent as the Half-Life briefcase man.
You mean the Skibidi Toilet guy?
Superbly uplifting, as always! The irony of 'Judgement free zone' towards the end is sublime!!!!!! ❤
That bit with the hat man was possibly the greatest line yet, cracked me up :D.
Only I can see him!
I don't understand the problem with this. I can't have you here saying hello and complimenting people, it's bad for business! Chill, guys.
Not sure what it is but SHOULDERS BACK! always gets me.
....AND the Kiwis save the day again!!! - Thanks Mr Hawke
I think the Kiwis and the Aussies are the only other countries to share Britain's quirky bantering style of humour.
Jan Molby wouldn't approve of the Slenderman's rudeness!
He was rude but definitely a cool npc
I couldn't see him... just some distortion on the camera lens for a few moments.
I feel so much better now. Thanks, Troy. ❤
The slenderman 😂😂
Ooh a new upload……I’m a new fan, you are now my favourite comedian & greeter 👍🇮🇲😉🏆👌
Troy you’re the best, keep up the great job. Jan Molby is a Liverpool legend
Never stop smashing it Troy! Shoulders back!
Slenderman! 😆😆😆
This dude is hilarious 😂. My 1st watching this video. He can be a PF greeter any time. Half the time, the employees don't engage with the customers.
The guy at 0.30 was Purple Aki. Troy should know he’s banned from going in 😂
That fan showed up at the perfect time!
💯
Troy and uppers are the only 2 things on earth that can put a smile on your face when all seems lost.
What about Miller beer?
@@neilm3955maybe three things, but not all at the same time, could be a heart attack
@@neilm3955 It's shouldn't even be considered a beer tbh lol
It was my drink of choice as a teenager. Those were the days.
❤❤❤❤❤we love you Harder Troy_hawke
We are in Uganda🇺🇬
You've got to have a bit of Troy to start your day off, gets a smile on yer face.
Troy you always make my day man. That’s a gift, don’t stop being you
Saved by the fan! Manager man now knows you're famous and he's ok again.
Absolutely love these videos ! How these lines roll of he’s tongue I’ll never know 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What 'Slenderman...'? I didn't see anything...😮...🏴🤣👍
Pretty sure that fellow in the black hat was either AI or a bot of some kind.
Made my day…cheers to you, Troy!
Troy you make the whole world smile never stop ❤
Love it once he knew you are famous.... which you are.. 😅
Please fo more.. the world needs you..( am me) ❤❤❤
Slenderman defo wasn’t real! 😳 SMASH IT UP!!
The New Zealand guy is definitely a producer there to smooth things out! Well played guys, well played! 👍👌
Who needs a city we have TROY !! a pleasure to meet and greet you sir !
“Oh riiight” 👋 😂
Never stop never change! ❤
I just love this man. Cheers me up every time.
Cheering up every day.
You are the very future of the evolution of human communication. One day every one will be as loquaciously lubricated as you Troy!
Thumbs up mate.ps.those trousers are looking great!
Cheers.
You are so good, I even let the long adverts play through to the end. You deserve the extra penny. Oh, and as it's the season, you'd make a superb overly positive serial killer in a horror movie "that is a superb kidney I've just pulled out of you sir - what good form!"
The manager even liked it in the end . The man who hit his elbow classic
You should give up on your real personality and stay in character for the rest of your life because Troy Hawk is a real gift to mankind! Such a lovely and charming gentleman! Every word that comes out of your mouth gives people joy and boosts their confidence!
What a delightful person 😊
😂😂😂😂😂 jan molby....fantastic.
I love you Troy!!!!!
Perfect timing
Shout out to the kiwi for saving the day
Love that the ozzy recognised Troy and watches the videos ☺️
Kiwi
Brilliant. 😂😂❤
Big ups from nz
PF employee suddenly knew he was being stupid. Good on him for realizing he was an NPC and not the main character.😂
He’s standing on a public street so he can greet all he wants,that worker got shamed when the fans turned up
Ever my hero. Troy, risk all and come to Birkenhead! I will stand and exchange banter with you all day 🕺
He’s been, he saw and he departed the Wirral, as one can only be on the Wirral never in it. His mother and his education was from t’other side of the river.
@@apb3251 nah. The use of the definite article is key. I live in Wirral or I live on the Wirral 😉
@@robdee6316 that deffo a topic for your conversation with him then as you cannot be in Wirral 👍ua-cam.com/video/KFVcwQgFUcI/v-deo.htmlsi=L1An_Nwz3A1DPGmt
Don't do it
Jan Molby must be so proud👏🇬🇧
LUNK HUNK !!!! LOL
America isn't ready for Troy Hawke.
And never will
Oh my ... I think that's a first, when a staff member comes out to clear Troy off and suddenly realised that it was actually good advertising!!
Did they come back with security? Or did they leave Errol Flynn alone to be suave and awesome?
Maybe I'll never know 🤔
Planet fitness is the most unreasonable UNAVALABLE pis business! I was a customer every night on graveyard shift. Would always clean up after myself & I 5ipped the bathroom attendant regularly. I nodded off in a dressiny
5oom one night and she had a total spaz! She reported me to the front desk and the manager at my location BANNED ME FROM ANY LOCATION IN THE COUNTRY FOREVER. he got away with it because he knew no live people ever answer st corporate. Never. Online debates are ignored. They are the9st judgemental jerks.
Shoulders back, head up and smash that like button.
Troy1 make your videos a bit longer please! I could watch you allday!
No lunks
Planet Fitness is the antithesis of the good nature of Troy Hawke. They don't deserve him as a greeter.
Shoulders back. Especially on the bench press. Lift with your chest and smash it all up!
nice red jacket
Bloody New Zillinders!!!
Brill
creepy place those. Rule 1: "No judgement". Rule 2: *judgement*
Walk passed a punkish club in my city today. Anarchy-A's all over the place, and mottos of fuck the rules. And then a sign... "No x, No y, No z". All virtue-signalling things of course. But it's so damn creepy, with institutions being obsessed by what is correct behaviour, while at the same time believe they are the "free", "open minded", and "free spirited".
"Follow my rules exactly - and I give you freedom"
Megalomaniacs prying on the weakest.
When will we get to meet Jan Molby?
Jan molby 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ricky slamming weights again, what a Lunk!
Oh, what happened troy, did you leave immediately or did you stay and did that guy come back out and give you a free barbell? WE NEED TO KNOW!
I wanna see the out takes though !!!!…we need the out takes ,the ones that don’t go quite to plan ,, we know it doesn’t go as smoothly as what we see
Is the greeting guild a closed shop, or can anybody be a greeter ? Word of warning this wudnt work in glasgow, cuz greeting means Crying!! Lol
“Judgement free zone” that didn’t age well!
Amazing how a little fame can smooth the onset of a potentially lunkish situation.
Slenderman should shed some his own importance and enjoy the day
I don't understand why employees come out to ask him to stop what hes doing. Its like they take it as a personal insult like hes outside their home. Bizarre. Stop being soo corporate and ruled by policy 🥱
What the fuck was that advert for feminism that came out and spoke to troy!?
The mangers of these places need to be demoted.
Doesn't know who big Jan is??
I always laugh at Planet Fitness. They can’t spell “judgment” even though it’s their slogan and it’s on their signs.
It’s “judgment,” not “judgement.”
It can be spelt both ways, although judgment is more common than judgement (the older, original spelling) in the US.
@@silverutopia
Fair enough. I’m an attorney (for 33 years). On Day 1 of law school, the Legal Research and Writing class handed out a sheet of “Frequently Misspelled Legal Words.” “Judgment” was on the list.
I’ve read literally thousands of legal opinions. Exactly 0 of those opinions spelled it “judgement.” However, I’m also old enough to know that spelling has gone to hell over the last 33 years, and that proper English is disfavored or even mocked. Half of the shit I read on Facebook is written in Ebonics or gibberish.
Thanks for the update! 🤩
@@rickj.9202 I'm in cardiology and for almost every medical term, it seems, there is an English spelling and it's American-English counterpart. I still like to spell things the old way: haemorrhage, oedema, ischaemia, anaemia etc.
@@goodyeoman4534don't forget "diarrhoea". The yanks ruin everything 😂
@@mcirelandosharma7411lol what's the British spelling??
Stop being nice to people outside our business.....baffling. smh
It turns out, when you smash everything up, you DO get judged. Damn false advertising.
The rise and fall of Troy Hawke
Too subtle for the Yanks.
This is so weird that Americans react to you in way less of a way than Brits. I bet if you go to Chicago everyone will talk to you
Seems like a lot of miserable people there :))
Man, you're a breath of fresh air 🙂