@@Xerrand Dominic cummin's excuse for breaking covid guidelines and travelling to barnard castle was he was just testing his eyesight. Very obscure reference, shows how quick witted Troy is.
@@reezellthia I dont think a lot of people understand very few people could pull off what hes doing - funny and smart while coming up quick with it, and at the same time having a friendly charisma instead of creepy...also a rich vocabulary.
I don't know what's more impressive - your vast vocabulary, your secret understanding of an array of complex subjects you throw out on the fly, your fireball charisma, or your hilarious quips.....i personally vote for your impeccable dress sense.
Tip top salutations Troy - Your persona is par excellence, & magnified by your dulcet & mellifluous tone. As Master within the Greeters Guild - You remind me, Sir, so much, of Leonard Sachs (of the 'The Good Old Days'). Yet you are unique with a great plentitudinous & multitudinous set of performances, delivered with admiral ventriloquial virtuosity, coupled with some mountebankery, may I say Sir?
On a simple note, human interaction is a beautiful thing. We seem to be moving to a machine world, yet here we have Troy bringing joy amongst the mundane day. Bravo!
A particularly eloquent outing for the Hawke. My two concerns: watch it with those lightning ripostes near the petrol pumps; you'll go up like a Roman candle. And be thankful you weren't wrestled to the ground for wearing a smoking jacket on the forecourt! I'm glad you were only on fire in the figurative sense in this vid.
The glasses comment about barnard castle!! Genius 🤣😂🤣
Wow had to google it then it all made sense :D
@@reezellthiaCould you explain? I googled it and had a look on the wiki, I don't get it.
@@Xerrand Dominic cummin's excuse for breaking covid guidelines and travelling to barnard castle was he was just testing his eyesight. Very obscure reference, shows how quick witted Troy is.
@@reezellthia lmao very good. Thanks
@@reezellthia I dont think a lot of people understand very few people could pull off what hes doing - funny and smart while coming up quick with it, and at the same time having a friendly charisma instead of creepy...also a rich vocabulary.
Sir, you are the connoisseur of compliments. A vibrant display of linguistic pleasure. Thank you.
I see what you did there
Just the best videos on UA-cam... an absolute delight. Short and joyous to behold. Errol Leslie Thomson Flynn. 😂
U just Troy Hawke'd, Troy Hawke. Lol
I can not believe he had "nominative determinism" in his arsenal
That actually had me LOL
His mind is a sharp as a Hawkes eyesight.
He's a psychologist
A thundering ball of empathy 😂😂😂😂
Some
Of the classic lines he comes out with 🤣
“Your hair has an admirable bounce”! 😂
Look at that reach, you’re wasted if you’ve not in combat sport 😂🤣😂
I don't know what's more impressive - your vast vocabulary, your secret understanding of an array of complex subjects you throw out on the fly, your fireball charisma, or your hilarious quips.....i personally vote for your impeccable dress sense.
"I'm a twelve & a half UK"..... Smashed it!! 😂
"We're not bound by time you and I, are we?"
Just for that, you should be considered to be The Doctor after The Doctor after next.
Made my day 😂 the ERROL FLYN, 12 and a half UK, had me laughing out loud
Please never stop ✋️
Just did the same, very quick, very clever!
"Road trip, the implications are on the journey as opposed to the destination...that's the right way round"...so true! Love it!
Fixed like a gargoyle of generosity on the forecourt of petroleum mayhem, you are sir!
Waiting to pounce like a frightened petrol pump attendant 😂
“The godfather of Catterick”
“Do a wheelie”!
Barnard Castle. You just had to didn't you! Played.
He is a bundle of joy and never fails to cheer me up immensely. I love him for that. Also, totally pissed off that I missed him in Amsterdam.
"A thundering ball of empathy" is now on my list.
Tip top salutations Troy - Your persona is par excellence, & magnified by your dulcet & mellifluous tone. As Master within the Greeters Guild - You remind me, Sir, so much, of Leonard Sachs (of the 'The Good Old Days'). Yet you are unique with a great plentitudinous & multitudinous set of performances, delivered with admiral ventriloquial virtuosity, coupled with some mountebankery, may I say Sir?
You absolutely may, delightful words 🫡
Shoulders back and smashing it at the Jet!
That was a VERY varied array of comments. Troy put in some serious prep work for this one. 👏🏼
Nominative determinism…Thanks! Stealing that for some other time! 😊
2:22 cracked me up. I love this fella
This guy is my favourite person to make me laugh at this time in my life what can I say genuinely the funniest person for a long time awesome.. cheers
We need a Troy at every shop doorway
Barnard castle! Brilliant 🥸
You bring so much joy
A gentleman and a scholar! Huzza!
You are just brilliant 😂. Extremely witty and lightning fast with the comebacks 😂👍
another fabulous day in paradise with troy
Little in this cold, dark world gives me pleasure quite in the same way as a new Troy Hawke video!
Telling the lorry driver to pull a wheelie had me 😂😂😂
1930s upper class englishman giving me a compliment would make my week tbh
On a simple note, human interaction is a beautiful thing.
We seem to be moving to a machine world, yet here we have Troy bringing joy amongst the mundane day.
Bravo!
Shoulders back, best foot forward....have the best day!!
Man I love this guy. The world needs more of you Troy!
He never disappoints. Just fabulous
You don't just boost there day, you boost all of ours as well! Sterling job
Marvellous work 😂😂😂
The world needs more Greeters Guilders
A truly admirable video
You are a truly admirable video
This is what a gentleman is! Love it!
I want this man on every entrance on every shop on the high street!
A literary genius.. .wish I'd had a fraction of them.
I see you have glasses on 😂😂😂😂😂 Excellent!
your trousers are having a argument with your shoes 🤣
I’d challenge anybody to watch this without smiling! This is the good side of the Internet… 😊
Suffra-jet!!! Shoulders back! The break on your trousers: perfect in every way :-) Thanks you Mr Flynn ;-)
Came across Troy recently, absolute genius ! Not laughed this much in a long time 😂
I'm 29 😂😂
One of the best and loved the friendly responses back!
Such a pleasant fellow - and I would imagine very well read
very well endowed too I hear
You, sir, are doing the most important doing of all.
Bless you.
And bless you again.❤
New York dates, woohoo! I'll be there mate.
New York? Fuck New York, what about Austria????
😂😂😂😂😂........12 1/2 UK!!!!
Nothing less than brilliant from Troy. As always. Keep up the brilliant work mate. ❤️
I`m a 12 & 1/2 UK
Life master. The demeanor is overwhelming
YOU’RE READY FOR A TUMBLE ON ANY TERRAIN! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do a wheelie 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
Love this. Please please please do this in USA....I bet theyd love a British guy doing this. Brilliantly done.
Cant believe you were less than 10 miles from me and I missed the chance to cross verbal sabres ? I am without succour 😢
Do a wheelie! 😂
Captain. 😂
‘We’re not bound by time’………😂👏👏👏👏👏
And you sir have a fabulous aesthetic bathrobe
“You’re wasted if you’re not in combat sports” 😂
Love it love it love it!!! Much more please 😀👍
Just heard your episode of the 'Happiness Lab' podcast and came here. Thanks for being such a fun, funny and heart warming human being.
“I see you’re an experienced traveller”
“No, I keep getting lost”
😅😅
This one had me in stitches. You're one in 68 million Troy hawke
Humanity needs a 24/7 Troy Channel
I aspire to deliver such pristine greetings.
Cap doff to you kind gent!
A particularly eloquent outing for the Hawke. My two concerns: watch it with those lightning ripostes near the petrol pumps; you'll go up like a Roman candle. And be thankful you weren't wrestled to the ground for wearing a smoking jacket on the forecourt! I'm glad you were only on fire in the figurative sense in this vid.
My man is a legend, so quick with his insightful quips and amazing one liners!
Navigational supremecy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I fucking love this ❤❤❤
Very well endowed...
"Yes, im a 12.5 uk!!"
🤣🤣🤣
Im only here cause i saw the advert😂😂😂
Troy has me hitting the dictionary and thesaurus hard first thing in the morning.
Saw this in pre roll ad, absolutely love it. What excellence in elocution
Your hair has an adorable bounce 😂
I think we're all a bit scared of AI but imagine having an AI Troy greeting us every morning. That would solve a lot of the world's problems.
I was so disappointed to of missed this really rather wonderful gentleman at this my local filling station 😢 x
Troy couldn't be more of a legend if he tried.
Just fantastic 👏
Nominative determinism 🤓😂
Thanks Troy for bringing smile and happiness to my life 😊
Thank you, Thank you and Thank you! in a world that can be difficult, you are making people smile. as you once said, "Offt" atb.
Beautiful
Your trousers are having an argument with your shoes😂
' I'm a twelve and a half uk' hahaha
“Did you find a sandwich with a desirable texture?” 😂😂😂
The legend strikes again. Please come to Wirral.....we could joust linguistically! 😀
Barnard Castle comment was immense!
Happy road trip Ma'am 🎉🚙🌄
Barnard Castle, oh i see you have glasses on. hahaha.
Any chance you could greet the attendees on Friday October 6th at Grimmfest (Great Northern) Manchester?
This just makes me smile - continuously. I've subscribed!
Your command of the English language is a thing of joy.
ooh errol flynn now i'm even more interested😂
If you do this on sunday after 3pm at shell, i will literally greet you
🙌🏼 I love you Troy ❤ ... Barnard Castle was pure genius 👓
The captain of the A1 😂
His brain operates at speeds mere mortals can only dream of.