Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear bla
7:05 & 19:13 Blarg Stuck, 19:25 Mattcar 16:20 Grizzy.mp3 20:02 Rated PGA Kryoz, 23:44 KryozGaming, the type of person to wear glasses on his ears 21:31 BigPeriodPanda, 22:20 Hockey Bonus 25:40 Live-action Tom & Jerry movie IRL
@@xoqcu for me, it was the way he said it, like "hmm i wonder if i squint my ears" like it's some casual thing LOL I'm laughing just thinking about it rn
@@slendydie1267 no they were not that many holes in the video and plus they edited thing out in the hole u see and there is 30 hole in the video but some u see 5 seconds of it
4:20 I love how this is a real physics example of a table that no matter what angle you hit it at it will go in the hole (Of course drag and shot power make it theoretical)
Did he just say....he did... 23:52 blarg: well... well... well... BYZEEE how the TURNS TABLE?!?!? .... I'm like 51% sure that sentence is not correct(hence why I commented) ... if it is I'm sorry I'm high and drunk of my ass right now... luv you SMII7Y
Not gonna lie, you have a lot of characters in your channel name. I mean... You have Milk Bag -Small and lovable mascot, the child of the Milk Man Dynasty You have Milk Carton - Mr. Reliable, he’s like the big brother of the Milk Man Dynasty, you see him on almost every thumbnail You have Milk Man - He’s the Main Man of the Milk Dynasty, he is the perfect soldier, athlete, you name it. He is the new representative of the channel
@@the404error7 because the person making the comment is a dirty self promoter. Self promoters like to make the excuse that they're a commenter, an overused excuse to hide the truth and that there a scumbag
Funny story: I was watching this in the background while playing some minecraft. I'd beaten the Ender Dragon, got the egg, and was exploring for an end city. Props to you, Smitty for making the video so entertaining that I got distracted and walked right off into the void. It was hardcore mode, too. :(
I work at a Wendy’s, and when I was hired two years ago I was told that if anyone ever asked why our burgers was square, we would have to say that We don’t cut corners as we’ve been taught for years starting from Dave Thomas
This was an absolute pleasure to see my map played! Thank you so much and I hope you guys enjoyed it!
Good job! You deserve more credit
It’s clear how much effort you put Into this map. Good job dog✊🏻💪🏻
You did so well!!
It was very well made!
Man this was an impressive map! Cudos! Where do I find these?
I am professional golfmanguy
he is professional golfmanguy
totally... :)
Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear bla
@@AxxLAfriku because Donald trump has enough money to buy all Walmart’s in America
golfmanguy is a professional
21:30 I’m crying with laughter, I can’t wait to see Panda’s POV
Same
I couldn't fucking breathe after this holy shit
Panda be screaming like Goku going Super Saiyan
i couldnt breathe after the "If i squint my ears" comment lmfao
DIED...
"Is the period over?"
The most Canadian joke yet
is that something canadian or smth? i remember doing that thougj
@@Graulas hockey joke
@@silver7215 i thought that was a school reference but now i get it too, forgot they were called periods
@@Graulas yeah, I only know cuz I watched this video a few times before already
@@Graulas Damn I didn't realize some schools had a nuclear air raid siren to let them know when class ends.
EDIT: That or a tie fighter.
7:05 & 19:13 Blarg Stuck, 19:25 Mattcar
16:20 Grizzy.mp3
20:02 Rated PGA Kryoz, 23:44 KryozGaming, the type of person to wear glasses on his ears
21:31 BigPeriodPanda, 22:20 Hockey Bonus
25:40 Live-action Tom & Jerry movie IRL
13:36 Blarg's voice crack.
23:34 Big”Giga”-lyPanda
Thank you... Now I can laugh my butt of all at once
22:38 i will not say anything
Whoever did that Grizzy.mp3 was way too on point
Bro just wait till he puts all golf videos together and calls it “THE Longest video containing golf in the history of the UNIVERSE”
THE L UNIVERSE
Bro don’t give him ideas
You know he reads comments right? Adding fuel to the fire
Its just a whole week long
Well he can't post it, since this is the aforementioned longest video he's going to post
"i wasnt recording, can we do it again?"
I laughed a bit-
edit: wtf is happening in my replys- also how the fuck did i get this many likes-
8bit
16bit
32bit
128bit
@@WuzUpPup 256bit
"squint my ears" got me crying laughing bruh lmao
That shit had my waking up the whole house, fr.
John is so underrated
I don’t think it was that funny I think , Is the period over, and Tony Hank were a lot funnier
@@xoqcu for me, it was the way he said it, like "hmm i wonder if i squint my ears" like it's some casual thing LOL I'm laughing just thinking about it rn
XD smi7y
22:48 byze and smiity connected their minds for a second for that shit
23:34 when you got the pass but still nervous
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought he said the n word
"If i squint my ears..." is one of the funniest things I've heard John say
Timestamp?
@@DylanOVB thank you :3
@Bipolar Bryan its named the longest golf video! and im too lazy :P
@@daniyalnaqvi6378 23:24
@@daniyalnaqvi6378 ni. L Main p ni. P.
Matt: "I'm putting a midroll here"
**immediately gets midroll**
Bruh same
😂😂
Me too
LMAO u had it too
Well yeah they can time them. He did that on purpose, everyone gets it there
Matt sounds like Tom the cat from "Tom and Jerry" when Tom is getting his toes hit?😂😂 You can find it at 25:39.
Holy shit hahahaha
Absolutely cultured
I wasn’t expecting the full yell I was expecting the “YAHAHOWWWWWWW”
Nice fiund
HAHAHAHAH OMG YES
Matt: "I'm putting a midroll here"
Me: Instantly gets a 6min add
Universe: "You're god damn right😎"
Dude just happened to me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You guys know that he can choose the timing of midrolls right?
@@lennartstockl5826 Still funny
21:40 Anthony’s laugh sounds like he is crying at the same time
3:16 smii7ys little sad “no?” When no one understood his joke
Just wait, next golf video is gonna be titled; “I’m not kidding this time, this is actually the longest golf video I’ll post (Golf It Funny Moments)”
And it's going to be an hour long, I'll keep dreaming on until then
Part 1...
the longer videos are just miracles from the heavens
@@cezarsoba s01e01 oh god..
Everybodz gangsta till the Video timer hits the 7th digit
21:34 I swear I couldn't breath during this part!! I cry laughed so hard!
That one flew right over my head
literally died lughing havent laughed so hard in a while
I fell and broke my finger luaghin at that😂😂😂
@@infinitiv525 same
@@mattdiaz8574 it’s one of two things: class or a girl.
im dont usually laugh at jokes in videos but 21:30 had me wheezing and choking on air
"im dont"
"man that shit had three different types of lube on it" 23:14
wait a damn minute
Blarg is the funniest member of the GOONS when he’s with Smii7y and John
Thats because blarg and smii7y have known each other for a very long time and smii7y and john are actually the same person
Faxxxxxxx
What are the GOONS?
@@ratman7212 you've never seen the goonies
true, only funny with smitty and john
Tony Hank:
I sell skateboard and skateboard accessories.
“I also work for the DEA”
reki wants to know your location
Tony hank: I love to skateboard, especially with my brother's friend Wilson
stop the cap
I don’t know why, but I love these Golf It videos and 28 minutes is not nearly enough
I don’t feel like we got to see 50 holes, anyone want to count how many smii7y actually put in the video?
@@Skellyinmycloset yea because u didn’t see 50 holes the video would probably be a hour or more if there were all 50
@@ryandickface6116 That wouldn't be a problem, IMO
@@ryandickface6116 wouldn't be an hour it would be about 40 mins probably. This video was like 34-35 holes.
@@slendydie1267 no they were not that many holes in the video and plus they edited thing out in the hole u see and there is 30 hole in the video but some u see 5 seconds of it
when Kryoz was talking about the 3 different types of lubes on that hole LMFAO!!!!! 23:07
Smii7y: I am Coming 14:12
John: Yes i can feel the warmth
Lol
“im putting a mid-roll here”
proceeds to get an ad
Same
Same
same
Same
UA-cam Vanced for the win lmao, I haven't had ads in like a year
The second Matt says "I'm putting a mid roll here", I get hit with an ad. Curse you Matt.
Yeah same haha
Same
laughs in ad blocker
@@The_Ratussy replies in ad blocker
Laughs in YT premium
4:20 I love how this is a real physics example of a table that no matter what angle you hit it at it will go in the hole (Of course drag and shot power make it theoretical)
Lmao
@Hudson The Destroyer no that's for some elipses not circles
Blaze it
how is the time stamp 420
21:30 that has to he the most just genuine pissed scream I've ever heard lol
0:44 Ooh, Why thank you.
✨💀✨
19:23 that car sound got me laughing on the ground... I don't know why tho (:
"I'm putting a midroll here." *Ad Plays*
Madlad.
not with UA-cam premium 😎
DAMNT SMIZY
@@ebie5185 YAS 😎
25:38 Tom the cat got his foot smashed again
Oh my God so fucking true
That’s sad, someone said this joke before you. Big rip.
Lol what
The title is no longer true
fr
Dam
By 27 seconds
there is one that is 41 minutes long@@gadiellukesevilla998
Freddy?
0:46 I nearly choked on my cheeseburger xD
OmmGG I CAN HAZ CHEEZEBURGER???! XDDDDDDDDDD SMOL BEANNNN / j
Beesechunger
23:43 _"But if I squint my ears"_
XD
Bruh I'm from South-Africa and you saying in the beninging made me laugh my ass off😂😂
Same😂
My condolences, I’m praying for you to get your ass back 🙏😔
Oath bru😂😂
@@kirbygriffin1 😔😔😔
Bra nah. Jacob will foreva be OG beninging
“Is the period over?” -SMii7Y 2021
“Period 2 over” -SMii7Y 2021
22:38 when blarg has been spending too much time w the goons
“Is the period over?” 😂😂😂 I was crying
"I'm putting a midroll here"
Cookie Run Kingdom: SICK
Ah, A Fellow Cookie Run fan i see you there!
men, women, and they/thems of culture right here
20:02 IM STRAIGHT SQUEAKIN
Squeak squeak
Half of stuff john says just goes unnoticed in the background 😂
24:14 "Oh my god I'm Tony Hank!" Got me bro💀
I just realized today that the Launch sound effect Smi7y uses, example 15:22. Is actually just the sound of the TF2 Rocket Launcher Firing.
21:31 Jiggly turned into the man trying to break the egg lmao
21:50 i can breathe im laughing so hard
Oh, well that's nice to know you can breathe..
“I’m putting a midroll here.” And so he did
Watched this on 9/11 not knowing there was a 9/11 joke lmao
24:50
kryoz is such funny man
I feel like I’ve seen this title before
Because you have
Hmmmmm
Did he just say....he did...
23:52
blarg: well... well... well... BYZEEE how the TURNS TABLE?!?!?
.... I'm like 51% sure that sentence is not correct(hence why I commented) ... if it is I'm sorry I'm high and drunk of my ass right now...
luv you SMII7Y
it’s correct, have a lovely time sobering up
9:33 😩😩😩✨✨✨
😩 🥵
9:31
SM117y: this is a hole-in-one attempt!
...
AAHN 😩
love you guys always make me laugh
24:14. The Propane Skater
Yea XD
24:14 OMG IM "TONY HANK"! oh man
That faster was one of my favorite throwbacks to when John said it “no man should have all that POWER”
4:04 The moments Smii7y sees an opportunity to score in a different hole, you bet your ass he's gonna do it
7:06 DOORS STUCK! DOORS STUCK!
PLZ
Opennenoorr
@@bread7893I beg you, We're dead
22:38 thats a smii7y minus clip if ive ever seen one
20:25 Oh wow. That would have driven me fucking insane. Haha.
Not gonna lie, you have a lot of characters in your channel name. I mean...
You have Milk Bag
-Small and lovable mascot, the child of the Milk Man Dynasty
You have Milk Carton
- Mr. Reliable, he’s like the big brother of the Milk Man Dynasty, you see him on almost every thumbnail
You have Milk Man
- He’s the Main Man of the Milk Dynasty, he is the perfect soldier, athlete, you name it. He is the new representative of the channel
Yes
No Ted Nivison has taken the title of Milk Man
Anthony’s hockey scream made me choke on soda and then laugh for another 10 minutes
18:26
"Oh shit, it's water."
Why yes, it's me. :)
21:30 had me actually coughing from laughing, what was that?! 😂
Smii7y: im coming im coming im coming-
Kryoz: I can feel it, I can feel the warmth
I physically gagged ffs
pov: you're not early you're just at the right time
Yes we need you
pov: you have read this comment on several different videos.
@@the404error7 because the person making the comment is a dirty self promoter. Self promoters like to make the excuse that they're a commenter, an overused excuse to hide the truth and that there a scumbag
I love the like solid 10 seconds of laughing at the "is the period over joke"
Edit: I timed it, it was actually 20 seconds lmfao
3:02 SMii7Y: "Matt?"
Matt: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Finally found this milkbag from my childhood, thanks for the memories
These 4 together always make my chest and stomach hurt from laughing too hard
12:33 “First shot. Fourth shot. Eighth shot. Twelfth shot.”
Bro you gonna be drunk
Anthony at 20:14: "The only word I actually have to cut out of my videos"
Me: "There is another"
3:02
And here we can here a demon leaving after seeing what's inside the quiet kid's head
22:20 GETCHA CAHTAH HAHTS HERE
"This is the longest golf video I will ever post " : Who are you?
This video: I'm you, but longer
5:36
Puberty hit Smii7y pretty hard-
16:20 - Technoblade confirmed heh
21:20 has to be the funniest part
"pumpkins are pretty sexy"
Jiggly: *human goofy laugh*
Best way to start off 2021, “is the period over?”
Are we not going to talk about 15:33
22:53 now that’s explosive 😳
That’s a plane
Funny story: I was watching this in the background while playing some minecraft. I'd beaten the Ender Dragon, got the egg, and was exploring for an end city. Props to you, Smitty for making the video so entertaining that I got distracted and walked right off into the void. It was hardcore mode, too. :(
The joke from 1:13 crazy 😂 The fact that a president from South Africa said it like that
Another day, another “Longest Golf Video”
12:38 the boys when someone says "balls"
I can't stop replaying that "I'm so alone" joke
Smii7y is like the funniest youtuber ever😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
8:01 something no one will ever say to grizzy...
“Pumpkins are sexy” *giggles in welyn*
so i recreated smii7y's youtube chanel on my private server
4:55 that's generous for you anthony
1:11 😂😂😂
" *GASP* This was very easy- wtf IS THIS SUBMATRIX SH*T?!"
LMAO MATT SCREAMING
Tony hank pro scooter actually made me cry 😭 😂
"in the beninning" XD damn smii7y you got me there
Blarg just makes my day when he speaks. It's weird.
0:22 me eating strawberries rn: OH... damn..
When someone said, “is the period over” completely broke me, I die laughing thinking about that
I work at a Wendy’s, and when I was hired two years ago I was told that if anyone ever asked why our burgers was square, we would have to say that We don’t cut corners as we’ve been taught for years starting from Dave Thomas