Gastor Almonte's Lesson in Heavy, High & Far

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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2024

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  • @MrJuandiego1988
    @MrJuandiego1988 5 років тому +894

    This guy is a hidden gem

  • @Artisticengineer5
    @Artisticengineer5 4 роки тому +661

    The way this guy tells a story is immaculate.

    • @Weirwood256
      @Weirwood256 4 роки тому +7

      He's Top Tier at that in the game rn no question

    • @WORLDChannel
      @WORLDChannel  4 роки тому +11

      #GoodNews to share. This story was been nominated for a Webby Award. If you love this story go vote @t​

    • @running_with_turtles9593
      @running_with_turtles9593 3 роки тому +2

      @@Weirwood256 ll

  • @racerz129
    @racerz129 4 роки тому +409

    Anybody else felt like they laughed and learned something? This dude's delivery is unique!

    • @WORLDChannel
      @WORLDChannel  4 роки тому +6

      What an incredible lesson, right? Heavy, high and far...

    • @WORLDChannel
      @WORLDChannel  4 роки тому +5

      #GoodNews to share. This story was been nominated for a Webby Award. If you love this story go vote @t​

    • @LukeO870
      @LukeO870 2 роки тому +1

      His Ending Brought Tears To My Eyes...Brilliant

    • @TheMrE1974
      @TheMrE1974 2 роки тому +3

      @@LukeO870 Yeah me too..not the funniest I've heard from him but a DEEP life lesson

  • @RebelliousThemeMusic
    @RebelliousThemeMusic 3 роки тому +193

    I don't know why, but the way he says "maple butter blondie" is incredibly satisfying.

    • @notyourjack
      @notyourjack 2 роки тому +19

      Like he's tasting every consonant 😋😄

    • @6darren6
      @6darren6 2 роки тому +7

      New york

  • @Grunge_Cycling
    @Grunge_Cycling 5 років тому +470

    Gastor’s father is a real G. Look up his other clips.

    • @WORLDChannel
      @WORLDChannel  4 роки тому +13

      #GoodNews to share. This story was been nominated for a Webby Award. If you love this story go vote @t​

    • @rosslaverdure
      @rosslaverdure 4 роки тому +3

      @Daniel Dimino Haha. Pops had his back, yo

    • @SADBOYPHANTON
      @SADBOYPHANTON 2 роки тому +3

      He always talks about his dad, he is the 2.0 version of his dad

  • @jomarramirez2560
    @jomarramirez2560 5 років тому +226

    These people didn’t appreciate Gastor the way he supposed to be

    • @WORLDChannel
      @WORLDChannel  4 роки тому +4

      #GoodNews to share. This story was been nominated for a Webby Award. If you love this story go vote @t​

    • @MattNunez89
      @MattNunez89 4 роки тому +22

      Yes they did. In what looks like a very conservative audience, he opened them up and they walked with him through this story. To get that kind of emotion out of an audience like that, he killed!!!

    • @GWiz60
      @GWiz60 3 роки тому +1

      @@MattNunez89 Agree!

  • @poot111111
    @poot111111 4 роки тому +138

    This is written on my wall. HEAVY, HIGH AND FAR.
    Now I mean business.

    • @GastorAlmonte
      @GastorAlmonte 4 роки тому +13

      super appreciate this!

    • @poot111111
      @poot111111 5 місяців тому +3

      4 Years later, it's still written where I can see it every day. I just showed this set to my 12 year old son for the first time. I really appreciate you, have a good day sir.

  • @вяитмии
    @вяитмии 3 роки тому +55

    Applebees you need to pay this man for the free advertising

  • @sluggzmcgee6272
    @sluggzmcgee6272 3 роки тому +163

    This guy chose to neglect his poker game, drive across town after work... 3 times, got pulled over, amassed over $300 in traffic tickets, all to pick up a dessert for his pregnant wife. Gotta respect that.

    • @carbsvscardio5359
      @carbsvscardio5359 2 роки тому +10

      Now we have to wonder how often does she make his favorite meal because this man deserves what ever his stomach desires.

    • @jamesa7506
      @jamesa7506 4 місяці тому +1

      Respect? This story is a perfect example of NON-critical thinking and judgment. Willing to risk the welfare of his family's, his own, and countless other's, lives to satisfy his own ego.

    • @nono99136
      @nono99136 9 днів тому

      ​@@jamesa7506it's a joke. Relax.

  • @TheIsaeldelgadojaime
    @TheIsaeldelgadojaime 4 роки тому +86

    I really cried after I laughed knowing the exact situation I've been in with my pregnant wife
    Brilliant

  • @oxarnano1408
    @oxarnano1408 3 роки тому +61

    I’m using this video to present for a class project on what it means to be honorable. I wasn’t even looking for a video and honestly I was gonna blow off the project but now, I’ve got the perfect thing. Thank you to this man.

  • @irvingsalceda5764
    @irvingsalceda5764 4 роки тому +54

    This dude needs to be promoted heavily!! Agree??

    • @WORLDChannel
      @WORLDChannel  4 роки тому +2

      #GoodNews to share. This story was been nominated for a Webby Award. If you love this story go vote @t​

  • @roofthetruth
    @roofthetruth 4 роки тому +89

    I can easily hear this guy tell stories all day I've played this like 10 times already he's the best.

    • @WORLDChannel
      @WORLDChannel  4 роки тому +2

      #GoodNews to share. This story was been nominated for a Webby Award. If you love this story go vote @t​

    • @bompton84
      @bompton84 2 роки тому

      Facts, his delivery is on point

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 2 роки тому +6

    I’m so happy to finally have another clip from the guy-his deadpan style is fantastic!

  • @JoaquinTazabi
    @JoaquinTazabi 2 місяці тому +3

    I watch anything Gastor is in. Love that he's starting to get wider recognition.

  • @herzogsbuick
    @herzogsbuick 4 роки тому +51

    I laughed like hell, and teared up at the end

    • @WORLDChannel
      @WORLDChannel  4 роки тому +5

      We’ve watched about a million times and every time is just as funny as the last.

    • @WORLDChannel
      @WORLDChannel  4 роки тому

      #GoodNews to share. This story was been nominated for a Webby Award. If you love this story go vote @t​

  • @josephsua7246
    @josephsua7246 4 роки тому +16

    His storytelling really paints a picture without stopping for quick wit and punchlines. Need more of this guy hah

  • @andyessma5318
    @andyessma5318 2 роки тому +15

    Love how gastor is able to make your laugh your ass off, but still teach you a lesson about life at the same time

  • @Ghostface_Digital
    @Ghostface_Digital 2 місяці тому +2

    This is one of my new favorite comics

  • @JohnPierrebeatz
    @JohnPierrebeatz Рік тому +3

    This dude has the best stores ever!!

  • @that1guy899
    @that1guy899 3 роки тому +11

    "Heavy, high and far" that's quality advice! 👍

  • @omnione12
    @omnione12 5 років тому +39

    I love this man

    • @ralo390
      @ralo390 4 роки тому

      He's a genius

    • @omnione12
      @omnione12 4 роки тому

      @@ralo390 He really is

    • @WORLDChannel
      @WORLDChannel  4 роки тому

      #GoodNews to share. This story was been nominated for a Webby Award. If you love this story go vote @t​

    • @omnione12
      @omnione12 4 роки тому

      @@WORLDChannel Tell me where to vote, Gastor is that hood legend

  • @Lord_OTD
    @Lord_OTD 2 роки тому +2

    “Heavy. High. Or far. “
    Thank you 🙏🏿.

  • @K-TRAIN_MUSIC
    @K-TRAIN_MUSIC 4 роки тому +27

    This man is a genius, AYO GASTOR! YOU GOTTA BE FAMOUS BRO KEEP IT UP!

    • @WORLDChannel
      @WORLDChannel  4 роки тому

      #GoodNews to share. This story was been nominated for a Webby Award. If you love this story go vote @t​

  • @cam5154
    @cam5154 Місяць тому +1

    Welcome, Gastor Almonte, into my inner sanctum of favorite stand-ups. Heavy, high and far. Keep doing what you do young blood. Cheers!!!

  • @thamyth13
    @thamyth13 4 роки тому +27

    i can't believe how much I instantly love this guy...i love the way he tells stories no lie...a true artist

  • @oyelakinolaitan6543
    @oyelakinolaitan6543 4 роки тому +12

    This man never failed to keep my attention

  • @elijahcube7063
    @elijahcube7063 3 місяці тому +1

    Gas tor is just a fantastic storyteller for real. Love his standup

  • @gustavoespinoza7940
    @gustavoespinoza7940 2 роки тому +6

    This guy makes me laugh and always gets me through hard times
    My girl and I are finally moving in together and the place we got needed renovations. I’ve spent the past 2 weeks sleeping 2-3 hours every night. Been covered in paint and every chemical you can think of. My hands hurt, legs are killing me, and I just want to go to bed.
    But I’m still awake making this dream happen for us. It’s been a pain in the ass, I haven’t been challenged this mentally and physically in a long time.
    Listening Gastor talking about putting in work makes it feel easier and less lonely

  • @QuadCityMusic
    @QuadCityMusic 2 роки тому +7

    Just got Heavy, High & Far tatted on me dawg. I felt this bit on a different level. Much love. Wish you nothing but the best for you and your family. #ForeverAfanBecuzOfThis

  • @Michealxlr
    @Michealxlr 2 місяці тому +2

    My heart. Love this guy. Funny and inspiring

  • @TheAussieLeo
    @TheAussieLeo 2 місяці тому +3

    You are a legend

  • @hentanime
    @hentanime 2 місяці тому +1

    Peak storytelling. I legit was captivated and wasn’t gonna do anything else until I heard the whole story.

    • @WORLDChannel
      @WORLDChannel  Місяць тому +1

      Thanks for listening to Gastor's whole story. Worth every minute!

  • @Ragin1njun
    @Ragin1njun 4 роки тому +49

    Stephanie hustled you

    • @WORLDChannel
      @WORLDChannel  4 роки тому +3

      #GoodNews to share. This story was been nominated for a Webby Award. If you love this story go vote @t​

    • @slickmiami3376
      @slickmiami3376 6 місяців тому

      They both got what they wanted.

    • @KMcK-jf9co
      @KMcK-jf9co 11 днів тому

      That cop was Stephanie's husband

  • @growingwithjoy
    @growingwithjoy 2 роки тому +7

    I loved this!!! The ending is perfect! What really makes a GREAT comedian to me is an EXCELLENT story teller! This guy here has it all!!!

  • @true_2wo_self
    @true_2wo_self 2 роки тому +3

    That's another level of comic.
    Inspiring
    Hilarious
    Vulnerable
    Honest

  • @WizeandShine
    @WizeandShine 3 роки тому +8

    This is the second time I've watched this and it still makes me slightly emotional...it's a beautiful story

    • @JoaquinTazabi
      @JoaquinTazabi 2 місяці тому

      Man, I started leaking at the end 🥹. You can feel the love in this.

  • @YettaAntone-m3h
    @YettaAntone-m3h 3 дні тому

    I watched this video 4years ago and made my son ,all my nephews and the boys in our family because Gastor your story of what a man should really do is simply put beautiful and hilarious thank you

  • @jaygizzle331
    @jaygizzle331 4 роки тому +27

    This dude made me drop a few tears.......
    They don't make 'em like US anymore these days

  • @UncleBoogieTX
    @UncleBoogieTX 6 місяців тому +2

    [7:25] Yo I died at “That’s the one with the walnut chunks?!” ☠️☠️☠️

  • @taylorgoodall1676
    @taylorgoodall1676 2 роки тому +2

    this made me cry lol what a good man

  • @BRKLYNBOYNYC1976
    @BRKLYNBOYNYC1976 3 роки тому +3

    His delivery was masterful...

  • @leslys1200
    @leslys1200 4 роки тому +15

    been binge watching this man all day. great comedian definitely a great guy i can just tell.

    • @WORLDChannel
      @WORLDChannel  4 роки тому

      Gastor truly is! The laughs never stopped.

    • @mob5414
      @mob5414 4 роки тому +1

      same!!

    • @WORLDChannel
      @WORLDChannel  4 роки тому

      #GoodNews to share. This story was been nominated for a Webby Award. If you love this story go vote @t​

  • @markmittens
    @markmittens 4 роки тому +7

    Hope he gets to the top, talented guy, great story teller.

  • @Lambo369
    @Lambo369 2 роки тому +1

    The way he orchestrates the audience is mesmerizing. Bravo Sir

  • @UncleBoogieTX
    @UncleBoogieTX 6 місяців тому +1

    I’ve been listening to his stories the last couple days; dude is hilarious! Skilled at his craft.
    👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @keithg1628
    @keithg1628 3 місяці тому +1

    He's got a dope accent I could listen to him tell stories all day

  • @jayperez5166
    @jayperez5166 10 місяців тому +2

    This was dope! 🙏🏾🔥

  • @rmxgee
    @rmxgee 2 роки тому +1

    One of the best to do it by far..

  • @T3rror303
    @T3rror303 4 роки тому +5

    That’s NY man great story telling with a message ! His father is old school to the core I’m 28 and was taught the same things same morals and values to live by God bless him and Gastor keep doing your thing brother much respect!! N.Y. stand up!! And God bless all of you !!

  • @brandonbaker5994
    @brandonbaker5994 2 роки тому +1

    Made me cry no cap

  • @IRVRCRIR22
    @IRVRCRIR22 3 роки тому +5

    Bro why and the hell hadn’t I heard of dude!!’! Everything I’ve see. From him is gold

    • @GastorAlmonte
      @GastorAlmonte 3 роки тому +1

      thanks homie! I'll just keep doing the work until everyone else catches on.

  • @mdespard
    @mdespard 19 днів тому

    the crowd shots make it so much better

  • @NickB2Blessed
    @NickB2Blessed 4 роки тому +6

    Dope story telling.. Gastor got real talent 💯💯

    • @WORLDChannel
      @WORLDChannel  4 роки тому

      So true!

    • @WORLDChannel
      @WORLDChannel  4 роки тому

      #GoodNews to share. This story was been nominated for a Webby Award. If you love this story go vote @t​

  • @joshiceman1983
    @joshiceman1983 4 роки тому +10

    Awesome story and creative humor! Props

    • @WORLDChannel
      @WORLDChannel  4 роки тому

      #GoodNews to share. This story was been nominated for a Webby Award. If you love this story go vote @t​

  • @nltsMarkzy
    @nltsMarkzy Рік тому +1

    i love him sm ahhhhhh

  • @cpo87
    @cpo87 2 роки тому +1

    I love this guy‼️

  • @adriandillette9
    @adriandillette9 4 роки тому +3

    One of the best stories

  • @carlobell2558
    @carlobell2558 2 роки тому +1

    Why did you try and make me tear up at the end son!?
    Good job brother

  • @JustRaine97
    @JustRaine97 2 роки тому +1

    This was great! Very talented comedian!

  • @moonveracruz
    @moonveracruz 4 роки тому +5

    This guy is THE total best. Beautiful story-teller.

    • @WORLDChannel
      @WORLDChannel  4 роки тому +1

      #GoodNews to share. This story was been nominated for a Webby Award. If you love this story go vote @t​

    • @moonveracruz
      @moonveracruz 4 роки тому

      @@WORLDChannel Done! Good luck, Gastor! Everyone can vote at vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting#/2020/apps-mobile-and-voice/general-voice/productivity

  • @danieljuarez29
    @danieljuarez29 2 роки тому +1

    Damn, Gastors delivery is more like spoken word, and funny without effort. Dude too dope 🔥

  • @chivo22121
    @chivo22121 5 років тому +21

    The best 🔥

  • @ii-martyr-iitv6407
    @ii-martyr-iitv6407 3 роки тому +3

    His stories are poetic

  • @TzadikTheManic
    @TzadikTheManic 4 роки тому +2

    Just saw this on TV & it’s the only thing that has cheered me up today & gave me a good laugh. I can tell by this alone he is destined to be a comedy/storytelling legend

  • @roncar1761
    @roncar1761 2 роки тому +1

    Even though you knew how the story was going to end you stay with it! 👏👏👏

  • @eastsidej20ny22
    @eastsidej20ny22 6 місяців тому +2

    For $380 going back home I need the world after that 😂😂

  • @FLnative13thGen
    @FLnative13thGen Рік тому +2

    Magnificent.

  • @jeffersonburton1006
    @jeffersonburton1006 Рік тому +1

    I AM humbled. Thank You, Sir. Namaskar

  • @alisterfolson
    @alisterfolson 5 місяців тому +2

    The owner of that Applebee's: we got you and yours for life, Fam

  • @cliftonbrown0685
    @cliftonbrown0685 3 роки тому +1

    His delivery is perfect

  • @chefbanjo8139
    @chefbanjo8139 3 роки тому +5

    I went and tried a maple butter blondie because of this.
    The man did not overhype it.
    I’m getting it every time I go to Applebee’s from now until the end of forever.

    • @GastorAlmonte
      @GastorAlmonte 3 роки тому +2

      haha happy to introduce you to it!

    • @chefbanjo8139
      @chefbanjo8139 3 роки тому +2

      @@GastorAlmonte Not only that, but recently I went and learned how to make blondies for myself. Turns out I enjoy baking.
      Truly, this was life changing.

    • @GastorAlmonte
      @GastorAlmonte 3 роки тому +1

      @@chefbanjo8139 that’s awesome! Enjoy the new journey!

  • @whyyousucha904
    @whyyousucha904 2 роки тому +1

    He always tells a good story yo

  • @jeffersonburton1006
    @jeffersonburton1006 Рік тому

    Thanks!

  • @mrchair24
    @mrchair24 3 роки тому +1

    It's a great story, funny....why am I crying

  • @growingwithjoy
    @growingwithjoy 2 роки тому +2

    This guy is so funny I need to see him in person !!!

  • @sol1950
    @sol1950 4 роки тому +2

    Great story and delivery all around 🙌🏽👏🏽

  • @marianunez6117
    @marianunez6117 3 роки тому +1

    I really loved this story..

  • @laneybelle3604
    @laneybelle3604 9 днів тому +2

    What a great husband! XD

  • @willettewebb3630
    @willettewebb3630 2 роки тому

    Awwwwww. Blessings 🥰

  • @brendanprimus3211
    @brendanprimus3211 2 роки тому +1

    His stories are funny, but I view him as an incredible story teller more than a comedian, and I mean that as a huge compliment.

  • @WORLDChannel
    @WORLDChannel  4 роки тому +6

    Some news to share. This story was been nominated for a Webby Award. If you love this story go vote vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting#/2020/video/performance-craft/best-individual-performance

  • @GWorksGrow
    @GWorksGrow Рік тому +2

    God damn that some gold

  • @carlosang3l
    @carlosang3l 3 роки тому +1

    This was amazing just came across Gastor today 🔥

  • @tonypryor6239
    @tonypryor6239 2 роки тому

    This cat is amazing real shit heavy high or far!!!

  • @vayyharvest5751
    @vayyharvest5751 3 роки тому +3

    Love your stage presence my g.

  • @bonganimthombeni3440
    @bonganimthombeni3440 4 роки тому +1

    maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan this by far is the best video I have ever watched in all my years of surfing the net

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 2 роки тому

    OMG! This was SO beautiful! Thank you!

  • @donovanavery2965
    @donovanavery2965 6 місяців тому +2

    He needs a Netflix special

  • @almightysanchez4565
    @almightysanchez4565 3 роки тому

    Keep coming back to this one.

  • @ChildofMuzik
    @ChildofMuzik 2 роки тому +1

    Man... How was I laughing and ended up crying like a baby? That was simply beautiful.

  • @mbusomazibuko5953
    @mbusomazibuko5953 3 місяці тому

    I love the reaction on the audiences faces..they get him. "I go into action" 4:50 the dude in the audience is 100% behind this😂😂😂😂😂 . Applebee's pls do the right thing❤

  • @TheMamilinda89
    @TheMamilinda89 4 роки тому +1

    This man is a poet

  • @asadabdulkhaliq2398
    @asadabdulkhaliq2398 2 роки тому

    That dessert is definitely amazing 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @dantrell1997
    @dantrell1997 Рік тому +1

    Bro just changed my whole mindset

  • @medafamily7499
    @medafamily7499 3 роки тому +1

    I love his stories❤️❤️❤️ heavy high or fall

  • @EmpressMiR
    @EmpressMiR 4 роки тому +3

    Very real tears. Shut up, you're crying.

  • @SoleilBashale
    @SoleilBashale 2 роки тому

    Beautiful. Seriously beautiful.

  • @denverjohnson5640
    @denverjohnson5640 3 роки тому

    Love this story!!!

  • @dannyl5074
    @dannyl5074 2 роки тому

    The ending was awesome ❤️