Toy Machine Vaccine
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- Опубліковано 11 кві 2021
- "Toy Machine Vaccine" - Video number 8 from Toy Machine Bloodsucking Skateboard Company.
Starring: Axel Cruysberghs, Dashawn Jordan, Daniel Lutheran, Leo Romero, Blake Carpenter, Jeremy Leabres, CJ Collins, Myles Willard, Braden Hoban and Matt Bennett.
Directed and Edited by - Don Luong
WARNING: This video will trigger a massive orgasm in your brain, launching a SCUD missile of microaggressions on the few brain cells you have left. Good luck avoiding the Toy Machine squirting its vaccine all over your eyeballs inoculating you from making stupid choices in the future such as buying a deck that is not a Toy Machine.
Side effects may include: Tenderness at inflection site, anaphylaxis of the scrote, corrosion of cognition, constipation of democracy, bloodshot eyes, diarrhea of the medulla oblongata, intellect stupefaction, lung oyster leakage, blurred vision, dry mouth, legs, perturbed pudendum, conspiracy gullibility simplex 2, inflation of anxiety, general aggrandizement, ego grift, burgeoning capability, death postponement, aptitude enlargement, skill hike, soul crisping. Some people have shown a tendency towards becoming a lummox, as well as having their corpuscles become corpulent. See a doctor immediately if you experience rectal prolapse, summiting and/or flag planting at the peak of your mons pubis, or if your pet has started distancing itself from you. These could be signs of the impending Rapture, looming cancellation from society for calling a classmate “poopy-face” in kindergarten, or just a general addiction to the most powerful drug on planet earth: Skateboarding.
Hoban, Dashawn. And that ONE RANDOM ASIAN KID WHO HARDFLIPPED THE MASSIVE SET IN THE MIDDLE AND HAD NO OTHER CLIPS
This is true!!!
ikeda throws down at all the comps
I almost like how he’s mysterious. I should mention The little black kid with the fro shows a lot of potential.
@@DFunct905 jay is killer
Man for real, that hardflip was sick haha
Dude literally grinded around that disk like he was playing THPS 🤯🤯🤯
that's a fact
fr, Hoban is a beast. Ring around the Rosie but no fall down lol
got me runnin in a cycalone
@@MikeRawbertson this is the funniest THPS joke I’ve ever read
He was using cheat codes for sure
Dashawn just uplifted Toy Machine into space with this one! 🪐🚀
That was smooth as fuck!
The whole part was crazy. Most seemed not humanely possible. Easily one of my new favorite skaters. Not even close. Straight ripped.
Yes just what tm needed
yeah bro hes dope,or dope is him,dope is just how ed brainwashed him to hook up with the true cult toymachine,i dont think its been brainwashed but yeah same thing there brains have been wasshed ,like been cleased.ive been followeR most of my life.just like a class a + fuKed up good drug,in the vein toy machine will take our $$$$$$$$$$$$$ but we will be taken to the promised land,hail father ED, HE IS THE TRUE CRIMINAL CULT. .PEACE AND RESPECT TO YOU AND OUR CULT MY BRO.........☠💯%KEEP THE FAITH
Braden Hoban is one of the most underrated skaters right now
Haha I jumped on my phone to say something similar, I have never heard of him. It's not like I skate anymore but sheesh. Hes money!!! Dashawn is super dope to.
Holdin Tudix blows him away
@@galvanizedgnome I prefer to just hold my own ; )
Marcel martinez. Chris cope. Those two
Insane balance. Never seen a guy taking as much speed during a 50-50 as he does at 5:50. And let's not talk about 7:10.
Dashawn is DANGEROUS. My God, whole part was enders. But I gotta give it to Braden Hoban for surprising me with one of the best parts/enders i've seen!
what happened bud
ayo when u gonna post
Dashawns part is bonkers
Oh my God amazing
he’s wearing all the dunk lows in the world
Dashawn Jordan and Braden Hoban are both on the team now? Sick.
hes tha best
Who did Dashawn skate for before the whole Business and Company thing? When he was crushing the SLS events?
@@danielwellner7004 buisness and company! mj's board company
@@danielwellner7004 He was one of the original SOVRN Ams, with Alex Midler
@@danielwellner7004 He was Flowed with Element before sovrn
Dashawn absolutely killed it! Stoked to see him on the team
ive never heard of him before? whered he come from
@@charlesbanks3333 He used to ride for Business & Co
@@charlesbanks3333 he’s from Phx, AZ!
He was on the team before
@@charlesbanks3333 was on Marc Johnson's company for a bit. he was doing well in all the contests. laser heel down hollywood high 16
Not to sound like a psycho but Dashawns part was literally one of the best parts in the last 15 years...like holy fuck that dude can skate
No it was beautiful
The music was legit af.
That's exactly what I was thinking. Skating has just gotten insane over the last 10 years. Every few parts, I think damn that's the best part I've seen. T puds(big bang), p rod(me myself and I), nyjah had a few, even Smith had a few, chase Webb, Tiago, carlor ribeiro, Trent McClung and several other people/parts are in the category of " best part I've ever seen". Just added dashawn to the list.
no that's is super valid
Better than Milton demolition part or Mark Suciu verso part?
I disagree I've seen better in the last 10 years.
I cried during Dashawns part it’s beautiful
Word
Wow. Ed always finds a way. Fckng incredible.
Ed sheeran 😎
It is like BAM and Kerry Getz Mike Maldanado vibes again
@@euminkong *Satva, Donny,B.A. ,Jaime Thomas, and Maldonado vibes
No
@@robertoanguianojr does not compare
Whole team absolutely killed it! Dashawn shut it down with a part full of enders 😵
Dope as man,fuck he has been brainwashed,hail father ed,this cult rules us,ed is a greedy pig,but i hail ed we must give all $$$$ to him,he is the chosen 1,hail father ED.TAKE CARE MY BRO AND SPREAD THE MSG .ILL SEE U WHEN WE GET THERE
😂😂 yo everyone’s reaction at Dashwan’s ender was so good!
He really ended it all
which one
@@jeffwithers9886 @12:08
The O faces all the kids make on Dashawn's ender is priceless
Kevin Bradley was one of em
@@zaynekat7439 haha I didn't even notice that, KB makes it even better
That was sweet hahaha
I agree. I actually liked a few other tricks more, but the overall scene made it the perfect ender.
their lives are all downhill after that. nothing will ever compare
Dashawn Jordan, ladies and gentlemen
0:00 Intro
0:33 Blake Carpenter
1:00 Jeremy Leabres
1:26 Daniel Lutheran
1:39 Leo Romero
2:03 CJ Collins
2:41 Matt Bennett
2:47 Myles Willard
3:27 Axel Cruysberghs
4:39 Braden Hoban
Ring around the poolsie 7:11
7:29 Georgia Martin
7:56 Daiki Ikeda
8:10 Susie Heath
8:27 Jay Richards
9:06 Dashawn Jordan
12:26 Credits
Good job. I wasn’t a short part video guy but this video was undeniably amazing. Ed strikes again.
ty
and Collin??
@@damiawasabi I don't think he's in it.
@@thatsisjustcrazy8187 Deathwish?
Dashawn is so so skilled, super happy for him
Braden and Dashawn... no words... just fucking wow... The flow kids are really dope too. That impossible by Georgia was so sick.
I hope Dashawn has finally found a home with Toy. Crazy how much he’s bounced around the last few years, but dude deserves to settle in somewhere. Stoked for him.
Where was he before Business and company? I dont think i wver heard of him riding for a company?
@@danielwellner7004 He rode for Sovrn and Real before B&C.
Daiki’s hardflip was insane 🥵
immediately bought Dashawn's board after this
Dshawn Part can be in SOTY candidate 🔥
This part was really nick trapasso suffer the joyesque so similar and so good
Had to pick my jaw up off the floor after his opener, and it got better?!? 🤯🤯
@@qrs8705 the overcrook grind in the kink gives me chills!
@@Jonmids yes yes! the style + music is the vibe
@@doomsurfer9861 Right?! Smooth as butter too
Braden Hoban really threw a 15-flat-15 double kink grind in the middle of his part like w/e
Right?? I was hoping for a second and third angle of that one
I always knew Dashawn was insanely good but this new footy surpasses that. Still trippin on that back overcrook through the kinked rail.
The back over crook on Dana Hills double kink is absolutely insane 💀
Im just now realizing that Dashawn style is very similar to Koston in his prime but the upgraded version. No wonder hes my current favorite
That kid Jay Richards looks amazing at his age. Also Dashawn is just incredible wtf
i think i audibly gasped at every one of Dashawn's tricks. holy fuck what a part
1st trick lazerflip backlip right out the gate like what the fuck
That's how it should be!
@@jasongraham4425 says who? Not every part can be that incredible
@@tingle2958 no I think that's the point buddy
@@jasongraham4425 so parts that aren't chock full of enders are pointless?
My favorite Toy Machine offering in years - skating was incredible, what a team ❤️
I had to watch back like every single clip of Dashawn like 10 times to even comprehend what he did... holy fuck dude.
everyone killed it, but Dashawn is officially immortalized.
With ease too. Reminds me of a modern, more technical version antwaun dixon lol dude had steez and barely moved a fucking muscle!
Toy Machine always comin with the best soundtracks
Dude Facts found some good new music
I literally had to paused Braden part for a moment cause I just couldn’t handle it, too much bangers!
I was rewinding tricks multiple times and wishing for multiple angles and slow-mo on half of it, haha
@@henskate1010 Dashawn...
"looming cancellation from society for calling a classmate “poopy-face” in kindergarten"
everybody gangsta till the man goes switch hardflip on big stairs
That was probably the best trick in the video, which is saying a lot. I probably woke my whole house up.
Dashawn with the trappaso vibe like it, hard flips, 360 kick flips , music killed it
Now this is how you introduce someone to a team
Dashawn Jordan’s part is UNREAL. Wow
I love that Toy Machine stays so consistent in style for so many years. Much respect!
that ´s what I also thought , I think one of the first skate vids I watcher was that Toy Machine welcome to hell - the one with that flower opener right before that slam session . I also like how the ending somewhat gets that special vibe , clumsy with all of these little hints like " postponement of premature death " - this quite adds to the quality of their stuff . a many thx
Seeing Richards slap his toy tee after that fs flip really made me smile. Good pick up Ed. He's got a bright future with ya'll. Loyal pawn til I'm six feet deep.
Dashawn is literally one of the TOP 5 best skaters in the world right now..
Correction: You meant to say of all time. I knew what you meant though😏
Nah, at SLS Dashawn kept trying to slide up that handrail, not only did he blow off his score and all his runs
I'm old now and had no idea Toy Machine still rips this hard. Hell yeah Ed and co.!
Dashawn's tricks are so clean that make me wanna cry.
When the first trick in your part is a fucking laser flip back lip down a 10, you know it's gonna be a doozy!
FIRST
Jordan and Hoban CRUSHED IT! Whole team is tight, but come on folks
Hype for Dashawn! Whatever happened with Business and Company, it at least seems amicable. I felt like he was skating B&C boards for a little less than half the part. That means they at some point released his footage to go to Toy. That's how it should be
so bitter sweet to see all the business boards in this part!
Mind blowing, braden and dashawn just tore it down
U already know but.. Dashawns part waas soooo clean!
Maybe the cleanest ive seen in years!
One of the most enjoyable videos I’ve seen in a while. So well put together. Reminds me of classic Toy era stuff with all the animations and music choices. Good shit!!!
Best video part since Deathwish: Uncrossed
I love how the team is getting diverse, blending different personalities and styles under the same roof. All in all is skateboarding that counts and I do love Dashawn Jordan clean steez
? When wasn’t it diverse? Toy Machine have always had tech guys and gnar guys, park skaters.
@@DFunct905 not by accient I put personalities before styles: to me Dashawn and Daniel Lu don't have much in common. Thanks for taking time to try to put me in shame, son
@@maxmameli chill bro. I wasn’t sure what you meant by diversity. ✌🏻
@@DFunct905 it's all good, I'm not the best when it comes to explain in peace, I tend to be that guy that I'm really not, if I made myself clear. I am chilling. Take care Dox. Peace
Imagine doing a trick down that 5 stair and then seeing Dashawn Jordan get pulled on a motorcycle and doing a front slide flip up it.
One of my favorite videos so far this year and also the new talent that y'all have is amazing. Just great work all around CHEERS!
TOY MACHINE edits are my favorite not just for the skating but also the ANIMATION! thank you for keeping this alive! super FIRE!
One of the best full lengths in the past 2 years! Propz Toy Machine & Crew!
That ending was amazing. Dashawn jordan 👏🏽
watching this everyday for the rest of 2021
Phenomenal video all around, and I absolutely love that Dashawn is on the team. So good.
Dashawn’s part was everything & more.
Really loving the animation included in with the tricks !
Best skate video in ages. Such good music choice and amazing edit!
You CANNOT go wrong with Toy Machine
Amazing Dashawn part !!!
Nice video guys! Toy machine forever...
Just when I thought skating was closing in on its peak of savagery, dashawn comes through! That was absolutely mind melting.
Incredible skateboarding, great vibe, the animations are sickk and Dashawn kills it
Never heard of Braden Hoban but got my attention now. Sick part and sick style.
Love how Dashawns part had that similar music and vibe to Nick Trapassos part long ago.
I was thinking the same!
@@GettingHyphyall I could think watching it lol
Spongebob did it first
@@jaredhonusankrom Underrated comment. That cracked me up
Wow I would have never guessed Dashawn on Toy Machine. That’s awesome. And I didn’t know they have so many new sick riders. They might be one of the raddest teams around. Ed is the man that’s for sure! Well done. Great video. Thanks
I want to show love to the whole team but Dashawn Jordan actually had me emotional at the end of this video. 🐐
Shout out to Blake Carpenter. Waiting for that 🔥🔥🔥 to drop!!!
I need to pause and read Ed's subliminal messages now.
Don Luong's messages*
Oh man I was certain Ed was behind all that madness all these years, like in the ads too...
@@matthewrzeszutko5601 he has been all these years, I can’t honestly speak for this video but Ed’s been doing that shit since Welcome To Hell
I’ve never had a last trick leave me so speechless 😳
I've been waiting so long for this. I sprained my wrist 2 nights ago on a quarter pipe fail on my TM deck. But my Toy Machine Vaccine will heal me.
Houston Texas very own Jay Richards 8:30!!!!🌟🤞🏾
ripper!!
10:38 Dashawn making me feel some type of way with that buttery treflip nose manual 🤧
omg dashawn jordan's part was so beautiful
This video has everything from a Daiso in America to a 7-Eleven that says Santa Monica in Japan
7:11 had me jaws on the floor. Twice around the merry go around. WOW! 😯
About time Toy add some flavor to the team!
Waited for this all day
Just maybe the best Skateboarding Video in the past 10 years
JAY RICHARDS IS STRAIGHT HEAT !!!!! THE KID IS INSANE 🤯🔥🔥
9:22 Dashawn's part was legendary and the music was Epic...one of the best music skate clips i have ever seen and heard, Props to the whole team though :)
do you know the song?
@@boyahode Not even Shazaam could find it :o
@@mehbkz yeah i tried to shazam it too couldn’t find it
the lone wranglers - lover's luau. it's only found on a pay-for-use site.@@chap5674
the lone wranglers - lover's luau@@mehbkz
Don did an amazing job editing.
Holy hell, have I been sleeping on Dashawn Jordan. Definitely gonna binge through this dude’s full archive of footage.
Dashawn is a great addition to the team. 🔥
Incredible but damn. Just show billy’s face at least.
Dashawn is a mad mad man, whole video is amazing!
I waited ten years for this UA-cam channel and it finally here
I was grinning like an asshole the whole video. They all fuckin' killed it!
That was extremely cool. Thanks for vaccinating mee 😎
Everyone here is so dope and Dashawn Jordan really killed it!
brilliant video^ stylish and heavy! glad to see new sickness blood! much love to toy machine❤️
This squad just flat out rips, long live Toy Machine!
Its quite ironic that Dashawn went the craziest but had the chillest music
Bruh, if Dashawn ain’t SOTY, then we are in for one hell of a year. That part was 🔥
stoked to see Dashawn Jordan on the team !! killed it!
This is the first I’m ever seeing of Dashawn and GOD DAMN!!!! I’ve never seen ANYONE skate like this!! Holy fuck I’m not worthy
Dashawn is next level. I find it crazy that no matter what era of Toy Machine you look at the team has always been super well rounded and solid. You look back and he has had so many absolute legends on the team. Brian Anderson, Jamie Thomas, Chad Muska, Elissa Steamer, BAM, Billy Marks. Statistically speaking... one of the dudes in this video will launch their own deck company and again be solidified in Skateboard History as a legend. My guess is it will be Dashawn Jordan.
So far this is the best video i''ve seen this year
These are some of the best skaters out there. Such a good video!