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  • @MattAndJustus
    @MattAndJustus  Місяць тому +422

    Thanks for watching everyone! We have the best audience ever!🙏🏻❤

    • @BrittanyHottie94
      @BrittanyHottie94 Місяць тому +8

      The sharks were so polite to wait until he won another world championship before eating him again 😂

    • @DemonKloudz
      @DemonKloudz Місяць тому +1

      W

    • @MaxusTodd
      @MaxusTodd Місяць тому +3

      Thanks for hearting my comment!!

    • @We_play_games623
      @We_play_games623 Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @HaoNguyen-yh8cv
      @HaoNguyen-yh8cv Місяць тому +2

      Yo that vid was funny keep the good work

  • @justyourfriendlyneighborho903
    @justyourfriendlyneighborho903 Місяць тому +1743

    **keeps surfing with no head**

    • @Suny_inv
      @Suny_inv Місяць тому +73

      You gave me spoliers

    • @TheJudge_Carls_Junior_Rep
      @TheJudge_Carls_Junior_Rep Місяць тому +56

      * *
      “And he’s back on the water again only with his upper body”

    • @feral_shade
      @feral_shade Місяць тому +55

      That was when the story really began....
      In his long career, Kai broke more records and won more medals AFTER he lost his head!!!
      When asked what really amplified his performance
      ...well...
      ...he just kind of laid there twitching
      ...but I think we know he meant 😅

    • @cutesnorlax1431
      @cutesnorlax1431 Місяць тому +25

      But through god’s strength..

    • @O3-O1
      @O3-O1 Місяць тому

      and to nobodys f**king surprise, a never before seen nuclear shark the government was hiding ate him and Kai has nothing left

  • @user-ei4uo7er4y
    @user-ei4uo7er4y Місяць тому +649

    "But to no ones surprise" got me!

  • @lynz223
    @lynz223 Місяць тому +673

    Forget the loss of limbs. Let's talk about that amazing hair 😂 "All you have is a head left! USE IT!" The dude dragging him in. 🤣👏🏻

    • @el-hakimdesignandcontracti6437
      @el-hakimdesignandcontracti6437 Місяць тому +10

      Happy ramadan

    • @xavierc4341
      @xavierc4341 Місяць тому +11

      Tbh I think the guy just wanted him to die at that point

    • @MattAndJustus
      @MattAndJustus  Місяць тому +16

      @@xavierc4341 😂😂😂

    • @MattAndJustus
      @MattAndJustus  Місяць тому +21

      That's the only wig we thought would look surfer, and boy were we right😂😂

    • @lynz223
      @lynz223 Місяць тому +1

      @@MattAndJustus Tubular dudes 🤙🏻😄

  • @christopherglace
    @christopherglace Місяць тому +498

    To the shark, Kai is like a gift that keeps on giving 🎁

    • @MattAndJustus
      @MattAndJustus  Місяць тому +51

      Those sharks/shark were really hungry from humans I guess😂😅

    • @HemishKothari-he5us
      @HemishKothari-he5us Місяць тому +8

      ​@@MattAndJustustrue

  • @LLT_1130
    @LLT_1130 Місяць тому +187

    "Too nobody's fucking surprise, tragedy struck Kai once again!" 💀

    • @baverbarkin2694
      @baverbarkin2694 Місяць тому +3

      as kai got attacked by a 200 foot kraken finally killing that motherf##ker but-

    • @LLT_1130
      @LLT_1130 Місяць тому

      @@baverbarkin2694 ✋💀

    • @wolfygamer9921
      @wolfygamer9921 Місяць тому

      ​@@baverbarkin2694Kai was back into the water spiritually

    • @baverbarkin2694
      @baverbarkin2694 Місяць тому +2

      ​​@@wolfygamer9921kai was back in the water once again in heaven until fortunetly his dreams came crashing down as he got attack by cthulhu İN HEAVEN (DONT QUESTION WHY CTHULHU İS İN HEAVEN)

    • @TheRevengeofThemDawgs
      @TheRevengeofThemDawgs 3 дні тому

      ​@@baverbarkin2694 But to nobody's fu**ing surprise Kai was back in the water the following year, with a second spiritual body and God finally said fu** this guy and threw Kai into the lake of fire 1000 years before anyone was supposed to be thrown in.

  • @ruhanikapoor
    @ruhanikapoor Місяць тому +130

    RIP Kyle. To no one's surprise, you're an inspiration 💔

    • @MattAndJustus
      @MattAndJustus  Місяць тому +14

      Thanks for commenting and watching the video it means the world to our team! MORE COMEDY COMING SOON!!!😁🙏🏻🤘🏻

    • @havefuntazarasu5367
      @havefuntazarasu5367 Місяць тому

      Kyle is definitely allah

    • @HussainQasim-ve3fs
      @HussainQasim-ve3fs 6 днів тому

      What?​@@havefuntazarasu5367

  • @DorkySwimmer
    @DorkySwimmer Місяць тому +76

    Got to give you respect for still surfing even after losing your limbs. You're an inspiration to us all!

    • @MattAndJustus
      @MattAndJustus  Місяць тому +9

      Don't forget to like & SUBSCRIBE!❤👍🏻

  • @user-ei4uo7er4y
    @user-ei4uo7er4y Місяць тому +147

    **Continues surfing without a head and limbs**

    • @O3-O1
      @O3-O1 Місяць тому

      and to nobodys f**king surprise, a never before seen nuclear shark the government was hiding ate him and Kai has nothing left

    • @user-wx3ey3cd3d
      @user-wx3ey3cd3d Місяць тому +5

      And to no one surprise he was eaten by a shark.

    • @user-sr2sg4eq3y
      @user-sr2sg4eq3y Місяць тому +1

      ​@@user-wx3ey3cd3dhe started surfing in the shark

    • @Goldjoni
      @Goldjoni 11 днів тому

      ​@@user-sr2sg4eq3ybut to literally fucking no ones surprise, the shark was eaten by the leviathan

  • @maman7212
    @maman7212 Місяць тому +52

    No one can stop someone's dream
    Shark : hold my beer 😂

  • @ThilankaMax
    @ThilankaMax Місяць тому +41

    I was expecting a headless interview in the end🤣

  • @RishiJasani
    @RishiJasani Місяць тому +28

    I love how the sharks go from a hammerhead to a MEGLADON.

  • @CfopCubing
    @CfopCubing Місяць тому +58

    0:10 - The AI fingers 💀

    • @Commando7103
      @Commando7103 Місяць тому +6

      That is cray I didn't notice

  • @IslanderloverBKK
    @IslanderloverBKK Місяць тому +26

    At least he had championship wins before passing!😂

  • @gauravdebnath685
    @gauravdebnath685 Місяць тому +62

    "But through god's strength" Kai's powerfull words 😂😂

  • @hannahspotnick6156
    @hannahspotnick6156 Місяць тому +79

    The head shoved in the shirt with elbows and knees out looks a bit like a starfish 😂

  • @TylerCarney-tr3vx
    @TylerCarney-tr3vx Місяць тому +68

    Dude you went back in the water after a shark attack

  • @emmanuelayeni7637
    @emmanuelayeni7637 Місяць тому +89

    "But to no one's surprise..." 😂😂😂

  • @Maximilian158
    @Maximilian158 Місяць тому +10

    The craziest part is, that he is still following his dreams, shredding those waves with no head or limbs. Suddenly that shark that bit off his head spit it back out and it miraculously landed back on his body. So with his head back again he swam to all of the sharks that took his limbs and you can probably guess what he did. Yep he bit their fins off and attached them as his own. So now he is one with the ocean and free to surf forever.

  • @_JUJl_
    @_JUJl_ Місяць тому +6

    *"Christ must have given this guy all-time strength"* _had me rolling.🤣_

  • @Jensen1b7
    @Jensen1b7 Місяць тому +53

    You guys are soooooo funny! Please keep it up!

  • @The_tHiRd_eYe326
    @The_tHiRd_eYe326 Місяць тому +59

    2:40 BRUH!! WTF is even that😂

  • @Im_Drodds
    @Im_Drodds Місяць тому +6

    true definition of: “you dont know what i’m capable of!”
    ( 2:38 , how the hell hefit in there?”)

  • @zeniors7553
    @zeniors7553 Місяць тому +18

    He's an inspiring guy we should be like him

    • @MattAndJustus
      @MattAndJustus  Місяць тому +1

      Ya he's like the red bull extreme sports people always looking for that next rush hahahaha

  • @lovelyyMM2
    @lovelyyMM2 Місяць тому +16

    help the surfer hair 💀

  • @Moosems-pk8vc
    @Moosems-pk8vc Місяць тому +21

    Love it when you guys come out with new episode, constantly waiting for the next big hit of dopamine 😄

    • @MattAndJustus
      @MattAndJustus  Місяць тому +2

      We have a lot more videos coming your way! And some were extra excited about! STAY TUNED! Subscribe to never miss a video!

  • @treanmunt1420
    @treanmunt1420 15 годин тому

    You know you should stop when a prehistoric shark is brought back to stop you

  • @sv4647
    @sv4647 Місяць тому +7

    Kai be like: Tis but a scratch

  • @mikhailsporyshev9772
    @mikhailsporyshev9772 17 днів тому

    the implication that he survived is killing me 🤣 Kai didn't need his head anyway

  • @haoranyu1665
    @haoranyu1665 Місяць тому +12

    True Inspiration I'm legit crying rn 😭

  • @husnahkayaga
    @husnahkayaga Місяць тому +2

    Surfing ❌
    Lying on the surfboard 😂✅

  • @user-rm5tk9iv3b
    @user-rm5tk9iv3b Місяць тому +2

    Damn Kai not just crazy for surfing with no limbs but actually winning the world surfing championships 😂

  • @mrankles7465
    @mrankles7465 Місяць тому +3

    “megalodon???” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Goku.gaming519
    @Goku.gaming519 Місяць тому +1

    * bites off his head *
    But to no one’s surprise he got back to surfing 💀💀💀

  • @TheFlash-wq3cn
    @TheFlash-wq3cn Місяць тому +1

    Bro's gonna keep surfing with no head. Bro evolved into a roach

  • @user-gs8dd4jh4q
    @user-gs8dd4jh4q 2 дні тому

    Him: Losses a head
    Also him: tis but a scratch

  • @DrownedWick
    @DrownedWick 10 днів тому +1

    Few videos make me laugh all the way through. This one easily killed my lungs XD

  • @NNNedlog
    @NNNedlog Місяць тому +2

    "but to no one's suprise" 😂😂😂

  • @40KWAR.
    @40KWAR. Місяць тому

    3 sharks, a killer whale, and a megladon: 🎶 I GOTTA TRY SOME Kai 🎶.

  • @TheEnigmaticPersonality
    @TheEnigmaticPersonality 7 днів тому

    I don't know how you guys come up with such hilarious skits but they never ever fail to deliver 😂😂❤

  • @AcidicSea
    @AcidicSea Місяць тому +2

    What a surprise Kai keep surfing without a head

  • @theneanderthal69
    @theneanderthal69 Місяць тому +1

    The entire shark community had some feud with this guy...

  • @buabengernest8189
    @buabengernest8189 Місяць тому

    The look on the Host's face during the interview he was like "this boy is great to get killed'"😂😂

  • @pantherent.1689
    @pantherent.1689 5 днів тому

    Bro did the "Dababy pose" without two arms 💀😂

  • @RexplayzzOfficial
    @RexplayzzOfficial Місяць тому +1

    An entire megaladon came back from the dead just for this guy. How inspiring!

  • @PASSION475
    @PASSION475 Місяць тому +1

    You guys are nothing but absolute legends! Keep up the fantastic work!!

  • @Generallyconsidered
    @Generallyconsidered Місяць тому +1

    "I thought I would never be able to surf again but threw gods strength I said I won't let this stop me"
    "Kai you don't have a head"

  • @NFL-MLBfanhere696
    @NFL-MLBfanhere696 Місяць тому +38

    Stopping those kids sayin 1st

  • @johnsamv8717
    @johnsamv8717 Місяць тому

    **Keeps surfing even as a ghost**

  • @OhBoyShrek
    @OhBoyShrek Місяць тому

    “To no one’s surprise really had me 😂

  • @Choco4life79
    @Choco4life79 Місяць тому

    The way they like and respond on most of the comments just shows their loyalty ♥

  • @ephraimhanna9972
    @ephraimhanna9972 Місяць тому +1

    Justus’ facial expressions keep getting me 😂😂😂

  • @tadano-kunn
    @tadano-kunn Місяць тому

    Legends say that he's still surfing out there. No arms, no legs, no head.

  • @Imreallyjusthim971
    @Imreallyjusthim971 Місяць тому +1

    “But, through Christs strength, he came out the waters on Easter Sunday and kept on surfing with just his torso”

  • @louisjonathancruzcolon4748
    @louisjonathancruzcolon4748 Місяць тому +1

    Unluckiest Surfer Ever😂😂😂

  • @AidenWilliams-lm5mo
    @AidenWilliams-lm5mo Місяць тому

    The nurse looks so done like how many limbs are you going lose

  • @glihsptrr
    @glihsptrr Місяць тому +1

    Damn this channel never bored and always dope!

  • @dallasyap3064
    @dallasyap3064 Місяць тому

    U guys are hilarious lmao! Thx for this episode.

  • @vdoodles
    @vdoodles Місяць тому +2

    this is the best vid that you guys made so far, i just love it

  • @everyoneash
    @everyoneash 19 днів тому

    Even God's like..."dude, don't bring me into this,"

  • @-A-TranQuangHao
    @-A-TranQuangHao Місяць тому

    Bro lost his right leg and somehow had it back but his left leg disappeared😂😂😂

  • @Nightskys_flower
    @Nightskys_flower 19 днів тому

    I love how the narrator keeps getting more and more agitated just as much as the interviewer 😂

  • @_eclxpse
    @_eclxpse Місяць тому +1

    The sharks were playing hangman with him💀

  • @musicLover-tj6ry
    @musicLover-tj6ry Місяць тому +1

    Started off like soul surfer.
    I cant breathe. There are certain UA-cam channels I can't watch if I have to be quiet and this is one of them 😂.
    Always great work put into these vids.

  • @kradfreedom9624
    @kradfreedom9624 Місяць тому

    Megalodon returned from abyss just to teach Kai a lesson.

  • @abrantie
    @abrantie Місяць тому

    It went from tell us your experience to u need to stop this 😂😂

  • @tonypham8214
    @tonypham8214 Місяць тому +1

    You guys have the funniest channel on youtube at this moment 😂

  • @Chrissy968
    @Chrissy968 Місяць тому

    Those sharks woke up and thought "you know what fuck kai"

  • @binkus765
    @binkus765 Місяць тому

    The quicksilver shirt sells the surfer look. 😂😂😂

  • @Thebasementbros.
    @Thebasementbros. Місяць тому

    This made me laugh way harder than it should have 🤣 thanks for making my day better, guys

  • @xpraa
    @xpraa Місяць тому

    "my whole career cost me 2 legs and 2 arms"

  • @EnterJester
    @EnterJester Місяць тому +1

    damn the editing and everything is just amazing

  • @pepethefrog6809
    @pepethefrog6809 Місяць тому +1

    He's so tenacious that the Megalodon had to come out of retirement to end this man's career.

  • @liammcgreevy5289
    @liammcgreevy5289 Місяць тому +1

    Keeps surfing to the point when he was just not there

  • @zoyaacharya2613
    @zoyaacharya2613 Місяць тому

    I can't stop laughing from last 10 minutes😂😂😂😂😂 ...you guys are best. Keep making such amazing contents.

  • @diamondbloxteddysnowyfox7005
    @diamondbloxteddysnowyfox7005 Місяць тому

    Gah damn😂 "to not surpirse again kai got attack by a Mosasaurus, becoming the most valuable food in the sea"

  • @AvgeekFan62
    @AvgeekFan62 Місяць тому

    *keeps surfing only with his kidneys*

  • @khusniddinziyodullaev2079
    @khusniddinziyodullaev2079 16 днів тому

    Hey Matt&Justus . I am a huge fan of yours. Love from Uzbekistan! Good luck.

  • @Dakota-bowlin150
    @Dakota-bowlin150 Місяць тому

    I love y'alls videos. Keep up the great work

  • @alexfalton3985
    @alexfalton3985 Місяць тому

    "Kai, you have no head left. Maybe you should see this as a sign that God's strength has its limits - oh wait, he died mid-interview."

  • @Faze_Dolphin06
    @Faze_Dolphin06 25 днів тому

    omg i LOVE YALL'S VIDEOS!!!

  • @serenakayanli7340
    @serenakayanli7340 Місяць тому

    the interviewer be like “YES HE HAS NO HEAD! NOW HE WONT KEEP ON SAYING THOSE STUPID PHRASES!!!” But Kai be like “* belly language*” 😂😂

  • @Fen4732
    @Fen4732 Місяць тому +1

    "I wasn't going to let that stop me from following my dreams"
    Bros dreams is to die💀

  • @Zilla_Moo3
    @Zilla_Moo3 5 днів тому

    but through gods strength kai returned as a shark and ate his own limbs in another life (plot twist)

  • @MaxusTodd
    @MaxusTodd Місяць тому +1

    Love your guys Videos! Best comedy channel!!

  • @recordingwithriley2550
    @recordingwithriley2550 Місяць тому +6

    1:58 brilliant acting Justus! bloody hilarious 🤣

  • @TheGrimjackfromCPT
    @TheGrimjackfromCPT 4 дні тому

    I thought the 5th shark would've taken his middle leg 🤣

  • @jakeandnico9957
    @jakeandnico9957 Місяць тому +3

    Lokey the most inspirational story ever😢 it’s very sad what happened to Kyle.

  • @GladiusMC
    @GladiusMC Місяць тому

    This is honestly the most funniest thing i've seen in my life

  • @Master_Ghost_228
    @Master_Ghost_228 2 дні тому

    if this guy got rejected by his crush hed keep coming back

  • @saito1001
    @saito1001 15 днів тому

    You know that's a sign when a predator that doesn't even eat human eat your limb 🤣

  • @soniahernandez8902
    @soniahernandez8902 Місяць тому

    bro became a chicken nugget at the end 💀

  • @shaoxeplays772
    @shaoxeplays772 Місяць тому

    I love you guys, Matt and Justus! You guys always make me laugh and your videos are so entertaining! Keep up the good work! ❤

  • @IvanaIka-lb5py
    @IvanaIka-lb5py Місяць тому

    Such an inspiration😢😢🤭🤭
    Love your vids❤❤❤❤

  • @loganhair8325
    @loganhair8325 Місяць тому

    You guys are The Best ive been an Old fan since the Raw Dogs Series

  • @FaizanGaming-ik5un
    @FaizanGaming-ik5un Місяць тому +1

    Bro won 4 surfing championship without hands and legs

  • @maximiliano-nf3ib
    @maximiliano-nf3ib 29 днів тому

    The fact that he won the world championship without legs or arms is miraculous

  • @Joemamaa56
    @Joemamaa56 Місяць тому +1

    The sharks had beef with bro

  • @YourFriendFade
    @YourFriendFade Місяць тому +4

    I love your videos sm! So inspirational! Never knew Kai could keep surfing, so cool!

  • @Forgotten-Gamer
    @Forgotten-Gamer Місяць тому +1

    Bro's looking like Patrick star at the end