+Becky Boulton Actually, when it originally aired the exchange between James may and Clarkson was before Clarkson put the pipe in his mouth backwards, you can actually see it when Hammond goes "You don't look right with that but have you seen.. over my shoulder" that Clarkson is still smoking his pipe normally. I can't remember what the exchange was about but then Clarkson turned his pipe over and burned his mouth and was gone for far longer than this clip showed. And thus when the episode re-ran, they cut it into what we see here.
Let's be honest. even if we're on the internet everyday, if someone we know suddenly said "i went on the internet" we will be concerned about what they found.
@@TraustiGeir probably he really enjoyed that because it's very different than normal cigarettes. I don't smoke anything, but for lots of people it's better than cigarettes in a right way (also less dangerous for your body).
This is why I love Top Gear UK. They make me laugh till I cry. Jeremy is just a hoot, you never know what insane thing he'll do. Richard is adorable, like a puppy. James is the classic gentleman. 3 very different men who blend perfectly together.
***** Im sure he is, but I don't think the show is suppose to portray them as intelligent. On the show they are big idiots who drive fast cars and go on large adventures and they have a hard time handling it, and its funny.
+Brett Skywalker yup, but if I remember correctly BBC was the one who game up with all the stuff they did so I hope they have as creative people in the new one.
+TehChizzle Clarkson was the lead writer and main idea man behind most of the scripts according to the script editors for the show so I have faith. Although the idea of Clarkson unleashed is a bit terrifying lol
@@stuartbarclay7940 "Yeah...look at him he's..." *Cuts to James May looking like a badass smoking a pipe in an armchair...* "With the chair, the pipe...we building the perfect picture for ya mate...I think next week..."
One of the funniest things to do with smoking ever made. I love how each of the trio react differently: Hammond drops it, Clarkson can’t get his to start so does something stupid, and May just gets in his element smoking his pipe in a comfy chair.
Not cancelled, not yet. They released one of their presenters because he assaulted someone. For christ's sake, if it was the other way round, everyone would be baying for the poor producer's blood. Clarkson had it coming, and as much as I love top gear, which I really do, I can't see anything else they could have done. He's gone too far with it this time and he's lucky no ones pressing charges. If he'd split two layers of skin he could face jail for GBH for goodness sake!
oldman jefferson i still find it stupid that people believe that this show is gonna get cancelled, it's one of the most watched tv shows on the earth. That means a ton of money. Just give it time and it will be back on air like nothing ever happened...
oldman jefferson that wont last, these 3 make the show they will just be doing their own versions here and their until some other channel picks them up
Roger Dodger I think he meant Top Gear with those Clarkson hosting it. After the Golden Trinity left, Top Gear went to hell, especially after Chris Evans did his best impersonation of a “funny host”.
No words can express how hard I laughed and rolled the first time I heard Jeremy say, "It's a 911 Porsche; hot bit goes at the back," and watched him stick the wrong end of a lit pipe in his mouth.
+Tommy D Well it might be a bit too late to tell you this, as I am sure you already know, but the production quality on The Grand Tour is quite good and the humour surely isn't dead.
As a pipe smoker it’s obvious that James actually smokes a pipe regularly or at least from time to time as it takes practice to light a pipe without it going out
T'noiht on bo'm gee'. Jeremi smoks eh expensive pipe backwods! Jamms is gon tell you som'thng. And Hamend spins out in a porshse! This'n moo: On bottom gear!
Ismail Taher. I saw a bit from later in this episode on TV, and I couldn't figure out why everything was so blurry/pixelated. Turned out they censored the f-ing smoke!
Gasoline85 LOL , that's so stupid. Let the people see killing , blood , misogynistic and racial themes , profane swearing , drunk people , but oh , we need to save them from falling into the satanic tobacco smoking scene. Good god!
+Romulan2469 the meaning of liberal was entirely different in the past (and still is, outside of politics). it meants being free to do what you want asl long as you do not harm others, especially without opression from the government. everybody should be free to choose if they want to smoke, buy a gun or eat chicken, if they want to. noone forces people to smoke, its a free choice
genuinely, May was a secret Don. in an alternate timeline, he built a room in his house. it had a large, hand crafted oak and leather chair; Mahogany everything, including decorative art pieces; a cellar, full of wine and whiskey barrels. He sits on his throne, smokes out of a Mahogany pipe, and reads, anything really. James May Swanson.
This is these three at their best, buying something impractical and ridiculous, Jeremy doing something ambitiously stupid and failing royally, Richard is just mocking everyone, and James feels so at home in an armchair whilst smoking a pipe but the best part is that he doesnt care, Jeremy's "thats not gone well" after he burns his tongue is just the icing
James looks so at home with his pipe and chair.
Well, he is the educated gentleman of the group.
The only things missing are a crossword puzzle and a pint.
+Soo Line Or a cane and a pimp jacket.
pls..don't forget the Tea
+BIGBLOCK5022006 you mean cup of tea, he supposed to be posh n shit
All James needed to complete this was a pair of warm slippers, a gentleman's evening gown and a glass of sherry.
Could probably also have a book of poems and a fireplace
along with his chair on top of an expensive rug with a bookshelf that reaches all the way to the ceiling in the background
And a fez.
And annoyingly clearing his throat every couple of minutes.
and get one of the haircuts like from the 1700s
"And I'll tell you something else."
And right on cue!
+Becky Boulton Actually, when it originally aired the exchange between James may and Clarkson was before Clarkson put the pipe in his mouth backwards, you can actually see it when Hammond goes "You don't look right with that but have you seen.. over my shoulder" that Clarkson is still smoking his pipe normally.
I can't remember what the exchange was about but then Clarkson turned his pipe over and burned his mouth and was gone for far longer than this clip showed. And thus when the episode re-ran, they cut it into what we see here.
+Becky Boulton I was hoping he would say "you dun goofed"
EUHGHGHTEUBAHAHGUFHRH
AAAUUUUHHGGH
That's not gone well!
RastaSaiyaman I think it was about how stereotypically British James looked
douglas wahid I feel the same way about stereotypical Americans and Scottish
I cant imagine that James May used to be 20
He was never 20. He was born middle-aged!
The Clear Summer Nice one
Some say he was born at 50
Some say he went through his entire school life at the age of 55
This man jumped from 5-50
Jeremy: "We went on the internet.."
Richard: **visible concern**
"And I found this"
Let's be honest. even if we're on the internet everyday, if someone we know suddenly said "i went on the internet" we will be concerned about what they found.
And me too lol
This episode was before that meme was a thing.
not here though
James is just enjoying an opportunity to smoke a pipe
It's clearly not his first time doing so.
It can be rather enjoyable
@@TraustiGeir probably he really enjoyed that because it's very different than normal cigarettes. I don't smoke anything, but for lots of people it's better than cigarettes in a right way (also less dangerous for your body).
@@TrioLOLGamers it depends it's more harmful because it's not filtered but it you are just puffing and not inhaling then it isn't as bad.
@@tythetiger999 I heard you don't inhale them. Not good for the teeth eitherway though.
James May is classy as fuck.
Jeremy however ... xD
Just a silly imbecile haha
Eyal R.
Well I'll tell you something...
tell me bout this ive met his brother and they all like that
James, pointing with his pipe: "And I'll tell you something else..."
Jeremy, trying to smoke the pipe backwards: "OUHGEHGUH"
I died then
“That’s not gone well”
@@ayepmashuri2094 schats not gun wel
The way James just grabs it, lights it, and smokes in less than 30 seconds makes me love him even more
"Hot bit goes at the back" has me cracking up sooo hard
That's not gone well
Yeah
I don’t get it
@@JohnDoe-pe9ew porches are mid engine, the engine is behind the seats... hot bit in the back get it
@@user-mx7ef6mo8q I thought they were rear-mounted?
Fun fact: James may still has this pipe and smokes it in one of the recent drive tribe videos
This is why I love Top Gear UK. They make me laugh till I cry. Jeremy is just a hoot, you never know what insane thing he'll do. Richard is adorable, like a puppy. James is the classic gentleman. 3 very different men who blend perfectly together.
and each one think he's better than the other that's so funny
I wouldn't say better
So a threesome?
Blending together by their fondness of cars
They don't blend together, and that's what makes it hilarious
Jeremy : *hey look at me I'm smoking a pipe*
Richard : *look at me I'm trying to smoke a pipe*
James : *pfff can I have a drink*
Bring out the finest port!
@@thfreakinacage or real ale in a pub next to an ironworks.
Hammond didn't even light his pipe.
@@matthewevans97I think he'd quit smoking at this point
One of the funniest moment of Top Gear!
James May is the most British man ever
A big idiot is the most British man ever?
shiffterCL
I meant the way James looked
shiffterCL He's talking stereotypically...
***** Plus he has music degree
***** Im sure he is, but I don't think the show is suppose to portray them as intelligent. On the show they are big idiots who drive fast cars and go on large adventures and they have a hard time handling it, and its funny.
This is the kind of stuff that makes me miss Top Gear.
+Johan Karlsson just waiting for the amazon show, hoping it will be as good as top gear (or even better?)
+TehChizzle They have 3 times the budget and none of the BBC rules so it has potential to be much better.
+Brett Skywalker yup, but if I remember correctly BBC was the one who game up with all the stuff they did so I hope they have as creative people in the new one.
+TehChizzle Clarkson was the lead writer and main idea man behind most of the scripts according to the script editors for the show so I have faith. Although the idea of Clarkson unleashed is a bit terrifying lol
+Brett Skywalker ah I see, then it must be good! :)
"That's not gone well"
I use that all the time
Sean Morris I use, "A VERY BIG CATASTROPHE HAS BEFALLEN ME"
Now do you say "What could possibly go wrong?" beforehand as well?
Or ‘watch this!’
So do I oh god, that’s not gone well🤣
That phrase is my spirit animal
"I've spun of in my Porsche"
Richard is friggen hilarious
0:57 why does jeremy look like a teapot
I can’t stop laughing after this comment 🤣
You should see him refuelling the Ford GT he used to own.
Cannot unsee.
Hahahaahhhahah!
"I just want to point someone with my pipe...and I'll tell you something" litteraly crying now..
0:48 “I’ve spun off in me Porsche!”
You *would,* Hammond
*Austria flashbacks intensifies*
.....and not for the first time either.....
"Mine isn't starting properly."
"It's a Porsche. Persevere."
XD
0:56
"NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?! NO! Other-! Other way round, you-! Ah!"
@@stuartbarclay7940
It's a 911 Porsche...hot bit goes at the back😎👌
@@harleyb7880 "You don't look right with that, but have you noticed... *Clears throat* ...over my shoulder?"
@@stuartbarclay7940
"Yeah...look at him he's..."
*Cuts to James May looking like a badass smoking a pipe in an armchair...*
"With the chair, the pipe...we building the perfect picture for ya mate...I think next week..."
@@harleyb7880"I'll tell you something."
One of the funniest things to do with smoking ever made.
I love how each of the trio react differently: Hammond drops it, Clarkson can’t get his to start so does something stupid, and May just gets in his element smoking his pipe in a comfy chair.
Hammond with a pipe in his mouth sounds 50% more British!
And Hammond with a corn cob-style pipe in his mouth looks 100% more American
He sounded more Irish too me, for some reason, while the pipe was in his mouth.
He's from Birmingham they are aliens
(Sarcasm its a joke)
0:35
Hell, now he looks like a cartoon of a British person
And BBC decided to cancel this...
Not cancelled, not yet. They released one of their presenters because he assaulted someone. For christ's sake, if it was the other way round, everyone would be baying for the poor producer's blood. Clarkson had it coming, and as much as I love top gear, which I really do, I can't see anything else they could have done. He's gone too far with it this time and he's lucky no ones pressing charges. If he'd split two layers of skin he could face jail for GBH for goodness sake!
Urban Ninja 123 Sorry, my bad
oldman jefferson i still find it stupid that people believe that this show is gonna get cancelled, it's one of the most watched tv shows on the earth. That means a ton of money. Just give it time and it will be back on air like nothing ever happened...
Sm00th TV I did see that it is coming back, but with a new cast. I feel very stupid.
oldman jefferson that wont last, these 3 make the show they will just be doing their own versions here and their until some other channel picks them up
I find it hilarious when they find that they've underestimated James, especially in this way
The cut from James' incredibly dry humour to Jeremy smoking a pipe backwards is the stuff of legends.
1:12 that is by far the most impressive posture I have ever seen in a man.
R.I.P Top Gear 2002-2015
Roger Dodger I think he meant Top Gear with those Clarkson hosting it. After the Golden Trinity left, Top Gear went to hell, especially after Chris Evans did his best impersonation of a “funny host”.
Then you have... Paddy, Chris and Freddie
R.I.P. PROPER Top Gear 2002-2015.
Died with the pipe used the wrong way round.
Edward Burek lol
WELCOME TO BOTTOM GEAR MATES!
i love how james doesn't give a shit about jeremy and just sits there and continues to smoke XD
No words can express how hard I laughed and rolled the first time I heard Jeremy say, "It's a 911 Porsche; hot bit goes at the back," and watched him stick the wrong end of a lit pipe in his mouth.
Same
"We went on the Internet and we found[...]"
It's pretty much established on Top Gear that such phrases never bring anything good...
*Such phrases never bring anything PC, and always end up being hilarious
This is the best of British humor, shame Clarkson chinned the producer
he didn't
+Tommy D
Well it might be a bit too late to tell you this, as I am sure you already know, but the production quality on The Grand Tour is quite good and the humour surely isn't dead.
LOL
Tommy D in his defense he thought it would get him promoted.
Ha yeah
Haha, James really was in his element
1:30 Jeremy’s guide on how not too smoke...
As a pipe smoker it’s obvious that James actually smokes a pipe regularly or at least from time to time as it takes practice to light a pipe without it going out
No it doesn't. It's in how you pack it - and you are supposed to light a pipe with matches, not a lighter.
There’s a reason those things say “not made for kids”.
Clarkson may be 60 but his mental age is still 9.
@@iBlewupthemoon98 We all are deep down :)
9, not 60. Or maybe both actually...
I always love how fast James is to get his pipe lit 🤣
I'll tell you something..
..And I'll tell you something else!
Perfect
JEREMY[ its a 911 , the hot bit goes at the back ]
James: And I tell you something else. *Points at Jeremy*
*coughs COughs*
1:21 someone make a meme out of that bit...
Yes pls do
I did it
i fucking love james may
When i was younger, Jeremy was my favourite, but not that I'm an adult, James definitely takes the cake
Jeremy’s funniest “That’s not gone well!”
That me laugh a lot XD
Hammond is the only man I know who could crash a prosche pipe
T'noiht on bo'm gee'. Jeremi smoks eh expensive pipe backwods! Jamms is gon tell you som'thng. And Hamend spins out in a porshse! This'n moo: On bottom gear!
"and i'll tell you something else"
"uHHHHHUHHHHOHHHHAHHHHHA"
I love how they’re both intentionally messing it up but then there’s just May to the side going ham
Now smoking on stage is considered a crime for 'condoning smoking'. while swearing . violence . cutting people heads off . all that is perfectly fine
Ismail Taher. I saw a bit from later in this episode on TV, and I couldn't figure out why everything was so blurry/pixelated. Turned out they censored the f-ing smoke!
Gasoline85 LOL , that's so stupid. Let the people see killing , blood , misogynistic and racial themes , profane swearing , drunk people , but oh , we need to save them from falling into the satanic tobacco smoking scene. Good god!
+Ismail Taher. This blooteh countreh goin' ta th'dogs ah tell ye!
+Ismail Taher. It's the BBC what do you expect? Liberal propaganda seldom makes much sense.
+Romulan2469 the meaning of liberal was entirely different in the past (and still is, outside of politics). it meants being free to do what you want asl long as you do not harm others, especially without opression from the government. everybody should be free to choose if they want to smoke, buy a gun or eat chicken, if they want to. noone forces people to smoke, its a free choice
Fun fact: James still smokes his pipe, he pulled it out recently on the Foodtribe channel.
1:21-1:24, I just love how excited Hammond gets there about James pointing with his pipe and then mimicking him.
for some reason May just looks natural with the chair and the pipe
james is the boss lol
You know it’s old when you’re allowed to smoke indoors haha
No wonder why James is always so chilled out
Captain Slow iz da Boss with his pipe!
"Thah's no goh well" I love them!
Just bought a Sherlock Holmes type pipe and thought about this TG part the whole time.
Love the pipe.
The moment Jeremy starts coughing, I cannot hold my laughter in
Pipe smoking fail (GONE WRONG) (ALMOST GOT SHOT!!!)
+Hercules A. ALMOST DIED 2016
+Ibrahim Brawler REAL NAKED GURLZ
+Pix ITS JUST A PRANK BRO
IN THE HOOD
Feat. SoFlowAntonio
James smoking like a sir. All he needed was a big glass of cognac
I love how James goes to Jeremy "And I'll tell you something else" and then as if right on cue Jeremy starts coughing cos of his pipe!
you can tell james is a real smoker.
James is a master at pipe smoking by the looks of it.
0:58 roight lets take a whiff
ery noice
jeremiah tobacco gas bad for helf
Jerrrrrmooo geeeets nicoteeyn addict
"We went on the Internet..."
Thought it was about to go somewhere else...
Moments like this made Top Gear!
If these 3 guys would make a show about cooking birds, cats and dogs... I would watch it!
Jeremy is definitely the type of guy to burn his tongue for a rear-engine joke.
James still has the pipe! He smoked it on a food tribe video
"Ive been on the internet and i found this..."
James May looks absolutely glorious when he has a pipe. It's like an extension of his body.
“I’ll tell you something...”
*Coughs out a smoking pipe*
XD
"I've spun off in me porsche"
That still cracks me up💀
I love Jeremy and Richard are just fucking around and James before they even started has just been smoking and observing them
*aaghs noh gon weww"
Clarckson: the funny one
Hammond: the charming one
May: The Absolute Baller
genuinely, May was a secret Don. in an alternate timeline, he built a room in his house. it had a large, hand crafted oak and leather chair; Mahogany everything, including decorative art pieces; a cellar, full of wine and whiskey barrels. He sits on his throne, smokes out of a Mahogany pipe, and reads, anything really. James May Swanson.
Jeremys pipe looks quite good.
Beat this Evans
k, i'll ave a wiff
'ery noice
I've never laughed so hard 😂
I've watched this video 5 times in a row and can't stop laughing😂
One of the funniest bit of television ever
The dynamic of these three
James: Used to smoking
Richard: Uneasy and very new to smoking
Jeremy: Goofing around at smoking
May drips elegance !
This is these three at their best, buying something impractical and ridiculous, Jeremy doing something ambitiously stupid and failing royally, Richard is just mocking everyone, and James feels so at home in an armchair whilst smoking a pipe but the best part is that he doesnt care, Jeremy's "thats not gone well" after he burns his tongue is just the icing
Anyone been recommended this 11 years later
I think James fits the pipe smoking quite well
It’s a 911 Porsche
Hot bit goes at the back
Such a good joke
This is the best comedy in the world
James in that chair with his pipe is screenshot worthy
I love their chemistry so much, it's so perfect
Pipe smoking fail (GONE SEXUAL)
This is one of the clips I show people to let them know what Top Gear all about. So quintessential!
I love how they start using Car terminology as soon as they pull out the pipes.
James just sitting back and watching the chaos unfold, he truly is a man with a pipe.
James May looks complete with the pipe
It was like a puzzle set with a missing piece and that piece was a pipe
0:56
"NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?! NO! Other-! Other way round, you-! Ah!"
XD!
Clarkson and Hammond are miserably floundering while it's just another Tuesday for James lmao
"I've spun off in my porsche" makes me laugh every time
Jeremiah tasted exhoost fume
ery nice