This is why I can't touch rockets anymore. (Kerbal Space Program) *PHOTOSENSITIVITY WARNING*

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  • @draker5857
    @draker5857 7 місяців тому +1182

    always a good sign when KSP has a photosensitivity warning

    • @G-Cole-01
      @G-Cole-01 7 місяців тому +25

      I've made multiple videos on KSP and KSP2, and trust me, it's needed 90% of the time with those games

    • @babygorilla4233
      @babygorilla4233 7 місяців тому +21

      It means he's doing it right.

    • @elliot_rat
      @elliot_rat 7 місяців тому +5

      you know you're boutta be spinning

  • @BinaryArmorOnline
    @BinaryArmorOnline 7 місяців тому +574

    I follow exactly two kinds of Kerbal UA-camrs:
    - "I am calculating exactly how the physics will work to do something nearly impossible"
    - "Pogo Rocket"

    • @borealiscreep7436
      @borealiscreep7436 5 місяців тому +4

      Gimme rhe others

    • @joefamliyguy1551
      @joefamliyguy1551 5 місяців тому +6

      There are only 2 types of players

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 4 місяці тому +8

      3:
      "I found this interesting bug and dissolved the universe with it, idk how useful it is but if anyone has any suggestions to use it to power rockets, here's how to do it"!

    • @Thesnakerox
      @Thesnakerox 3 місяці тому +4

      The two ways to land in KSP:
      - Soft touchdown with parachutes
      - L I T H O B R A K E

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 3 місяці тому +4

      @@Thesnakerox 3: "If I've misstimed this burn then I'm afraid we're going to have to have a memorial service for bob"

  • @G-Cole-01
    @G-Cole-01 7 місяців тому +877

    as someone who has played KSP for like 5-6 years at this point, this is both the best and worst thing I have ever seen.

    • @chickenspaceprogram
      @chickenspaceprogram 7 місяців тому +28

      I hate how accurate this is

    • @agustinusreynaldi7101
      @agustinusreynaldi7101 7 місяців тому +8

      Very borst moment

    • @Supern0v4_23
      @Supern0v4_23 7 місяців тому +5

      Same bro

    • @linuxstreamer8910
      @linuxstreamer8910 7 місяців тому +11

      as a piece of entertainment it is great as a piece of engineering it is not

    • @Theover4000
      @Theover4000 7 місяців тому +8

      As someone who’s played since before it was on steam; Same!

  • @G-Cole-01
    @G-Cole-01 7 місяців тому +616

    3:06
    >uses mk3 to 3.75m adapter
    >puts another mk3 tank under it
    >doesn't use an adapter for the 3.75m engine
    truly the pinnacle of kerbo-engineering

    • @XAMEREN
      @XAMEREN 7 місяців тому +24

      i hve 0 clue what all of this means but sure

    • @rraaiin
      @rraaiin 7 місяців тому +7

      @@XAMEREN i have no idea what xameren means but sure

    • @XAMEREN
      @XAMEREN 7 місяців тому +8

      @@rraaiin randomally generated nickname

    • @skalkabobsgarage
      @skalkabobsgarage 7 місяців тому +6

      kerbineering

    • @G-Cole-01
      @G-Cole-01 7 місяців тому

      @@XAMEREN basically, Kerbal Space Program has various general categories for the size and shape of the connection points between parts; they are ordered as such:
      Rocket-type:
      0.625m - Usually used for extremely small probes.
      1.25m - Standard small-ish rocket size.
      1.875m - (introduced in DLC) Specifically based on the R-7 and Gemini Program rockets.
      2.5m - Medium-large-ish rockets; usually manufactured by Rockomax.
      3.75m - Large rockets; usually manufactured by Kerbodyne.
      5m - (introduced in DLC) Extremely large rockets, based on the Saturn V in design.
      Aircraft-type:
      Mk1 - Small private-jet size aircraft; often lumped in with 1.25m rocket parts due to them having the same cross section.
      Mk2 - Medium size supersonic aircraft.
      Mk3 - Usually intended for Space Shuttle-esque designs, but can also be used for large passenger or cargo aircraft.
      What happened was, Dank was using a bunch of 'Mk3 Rocket Fuel Fuselage Short' parts, proceeded to put down a 'Mk3 to 3.75m Adapter,' then proceeded to put down more of the previous fuel tank, before using an 'S3 KS-25x4 "Mammoth" Liquid Fuel Engine' on the bottom, which is a 3.75m liquid fuel engine that the previous adaptor would have been able to make a much cleaner transition to along the rocket's surface.

  • @flamestrike1935
    @flamestrike1935 7 місяців тому +411

    Rest in peace Jebadiah. You're contribution to the innovative aussie rocket development will be remembered.

    • @raydenmorris5220
      @raydenmorris5220 7 місяців тому +5

      He will be missed.

    • @isthatrubble
      @isthatrubble 7 місяців тому +6

      misread this as "aussie rock" and thought the lead singer of the band jebadiah had died 😬

    • @JankPods0201
      @JankPods0201 7 місяців тому +4

      Press F to pay respect for Jebediah.

    • @raydenmorris5220
      @raydenmorris5220 7 місяців тому

      @@JankPods0201 F

    • @Joot_Doctor
      @Joot_Doctor 7 місяців тому +3

      Both Martincitopants and Wade space programs have had loyal Jebs.

  • @localdeer1171
    @localdeer1171 7 місяців тому +128

    I adore the way you scream in certain death situations. Not even a “Huston, we have a problem…” just “ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ”

  • @smoothjax
    @smoothjax 7 місяців тому +68

    The music in this is entirely composed by Kevin McLeod, or Incompetech, specifically to be royalty free. It's so funny to hear it and then have you say it's probably copyright and go back to old horns

    • @Nosypoke
      @Nosypoke 4 місяці тому +2

      Yeah lmao

  • @valiantear564
    @valiantear564 7 місяців тому +167

    "Oh shes powerful, like a Horse!"
    Im proud that the Australian Space Program has gone out of thr R&D phase.

  • @Ph1syc
    @Ph1syc 7 місяців тому +150

    i can't even lie this was the best fucking video i've seen this year
    R.I.P JEBEDIAH KERMAN - Your contributions to pogo-rocket history will be forever remembered.

  • @agentnck
    @agentnck 7 місяців тому +99

    As a longtime KSP player, the sense of dread this instilled in me was visceral. Congrats lol

  • @DjHazardous
    @DjHazardous 7 місяців тому +181

    *Later that year: An Aussie man has setup a Kerbal space program and has made contact with space dinguses*

  • @patrickcrabb6212
    @patrickcrabb6212 7 місяців тому +152

    Watching Wade misunderstand how things worked and sending it anyway has been the greatest thing in Kerbal history. You can't fail what you don't understand.

    • @Zangamarth
      @Zangamarth 7 місяців тому +17

      You can't fail when you have no goal, my friend. When all you want is fun, you've but to reach out.

  • @Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer
    @Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer 7 місяців тому +37

    Gaming, you've become my favorite UA-camr. Even surpassing Wade From DankPods

  • @User-zh7jh
    @User-zh7jh 7 місяців тому +115

    If you find out how to set a custom flag you should make it Frank. Frank's space program

  • @skalkabobsgarage
    @skalkabobsgarage 7 місяців тому +21

    important timestamps:
    18:11 "oh whoops i left the wheels down" - official space kerbineer
    19:25 "kevo mate you want anything?" *explodes*
    19:44 this worked perfectly
    20:51 onwards... just omg
    22:07 "it should just keep... kinda going" *wobbles to its death*
    28:20 *crashes into the sun* "here comes the sun"

  • @sherlachness318
    @sherlachness318 7 місяців тому +48

    i haven't laughed this hard at a ksp video in years, cheers man.

  • @ewill3435
    @ewill3435 7 місяців тому +61

    I'm so proud of him summoning the Kraken in less than 20 minutes!

  • @Rapture_Rising
    @Rapture_Rising 7 місяців тому +24

    Poor Jeb, only snuck on board for a quick smoko nap.

  • @TRIVIA5209
    @TRIVIA5209 7 місяців тому +29

    What? A competent game? On my hello I’m gaming?

    • @G-Cole-01
      @G-Cole-01 7 місяців тому +5

      competent in design, usually not in usage

  • @Ollie_04
    @Ollie_04 7 місяців тому +50

    Wade has gone from building nugget cars to building nugget spaceships, what an evolution.
    Also RIP Jebadiah, he was a true legend for giving his life to that rocket

  • @pretzelface7285
    @pretzelface7285 7 місяців тому +26

    I do believe that all of the music in KSP is copyright free, and I actually believe that it is mostly by Kevin MacLeod. Anyways, great video, it brought me back to when I first started playing. Those are some great memories.

  • @skeetsandyeets
    @skeetsandyeets 7 місяців тому +9

    My favorite memory of this game was making a ship that was pretty much just a single stack of fuel tanks to the max height limit. But it would bend after lift off making it crash, so I added a single landing gear to the side which made it fly completely straight into space.

    • @MikoMikoMadness
      @MikoMikoMadness 7 місяців тому +5

      nasa should hire you or sum man aerodynamics be damned my dude can rocket

    • @skeetsandyeets
      @skeetsandyeets 7 місяців тому +1

      I also built the discovery shuttle just using a photograph and built it perfectly first try.@@MikoMikoMadness

  • @Peter-ow6rg
    @Peter-ow6rg 7 місяців тому +177

    Funny enough the 1 is currently still better then 2

    • @epicbagels6102
      @epicbagels6102 7 місяців тому +3

      Weird innit

    • @swimsvg1855
      @swimsvg1855 7 місяців тому +21

      Isn't 2 still in early access? I wouldn't really call that a real release imo

    • @shadowrel
      @shadowrel 7 місяців тому +3

      It hurts, the truttth

    • @4rumani
      @4rumani 7 місяців тому +10

      "currently"
      ksp2 will always be garbage

    • @Slimebiter
      @Slimebiter 7 місяців тому +3

      i still havent seen any gameplay of ksp2 lol i can choose to believe it’s good if i want to

  • @Nightmare-fe9hr
    @Nightmare-fe9hr 7 місяців тому +8

    When I was a young kid, I made a rocket in this game. It was about a thousand solid fuel boosters and a million wings heavily clipping into eachother. It immediately exploded, but the capsule miraculously survived. Jebediah made it to the sun. Somehow. o7

  • @musewolfman
    @musewolfman 7 місяців тому +3

    "Oh, this one's still good." * Australian R2-D2 scream *

  • @salmonsoup15
    @salmonsoup15 7 місяців тому +30

    Being an actual ksp player this is downright devious and I love it

  • @Handington
    @Handington 7 місяців тому +13

    This is everything I could have hoped for from a Dankpods gaming channel; keep being the wonderful person you are!

  • @DaewooLanos2001
    @DaewooLanos2001 7 місяців тому +11

    Starting a gaming channel is the best idea that Wade has ever had. That screaming ability is too good to ignore

  • @aforkinsoup
    @aforkinsoup 7 місяців тому +22

    RIP Jebediah. He will be missed by many.
    Seriously though this was hilarious ❤

  • @Reptonious
    @Reptonious 7 місяців тому +13

    I don't know what it is but this is the funniest thing I've seen on YT in ages, even from you bud. You killed it

    • @_Looft
      @_Looft 7 місяців тому +1

      idk why but that "even from you bud" seemed so backhanded lmao

    • @Reptonious
      @Reptonious 7 місяців тому +1

      @@_Looft lmao I hear that. but I wanted to emphasize even among awesome recent work, he has surpassed it

  • @austintea
    @austintea 7 місяців тому +20

    I enjoy watching him play good games even more than the awful ones, first beaming and now this, I hope we get Microsoft flight simulator shenanigans sometime

  • @TimothyDong
    @TimothyDong 7 місяців тому +10

    It's never a KSP video without a photosensitivity warning

  • @Concodroid
    @Concodroid 7 місяців тому +10

    I've spent nine years playing this game and the past three animating stuff about it and it's always a joy watching people play it for the first time

    • @Zangamarth
      @Zangamarth 7 місяців тому +3

      Not quite for the first time, but it had been so long he's forgotten everything about it - and it was probably literally dozens of updates ago.

  • @SmoothTeeVee
    @SmoothTeeVee 7 місяців тому +5

    *Kevin MacLeod music plays*
    "That's probably copyrighted"

  • @k0r31fett
    @k0r31fett 7 місяців тому +11

    If you ever wondered, what projects at an engineering school look like, this is it.

  • @Dickiesmall
    @Dickiesmall 7 місяців тому +54

    Nerd3 is the only gaming UA-camr I’ve ever REALLY followed, and the only one I’ve seen play this game… until now 😮🎉😆🤙🏼 so excited

    • @Pebbyz
      @Pebbyz 7 місяців тому +7

      God the old NerdCubed days were great, a shame his channel isn't as viewed as it used to be

    • @Riley_Canvessa
      @Riley_Canvessa 7 місяців тому +4

      nerd 3 is amazing dude, especialy the old one but some new stuff is good tbh. also seeing that Wade hearted the comment, he knows about NerdCubed and that makes me happy

    • @AvatarIroh
      @AvatarIroh 7 місяців тому +7

      HELLO PROCRASTINATORS!!!

  • @sergio_-.
    @sergio_-. 7 місяців тому +5

    Rest in peace Jedediah, you were a happy man up until your end. You did a great deed for the Aussie space team thingy. Thank you for your service.

  • @bombstar10
    @bombstar10 7 місяців тому +11

    Man, this video takes be back to the years and years of playing this game. Its come a long way from the demo and original. Perfect game for dank to be chaotic in.

  • @derlilaphysiker
    @derlilaphysiker 7 місяців тому +14

    Man i love this game, it literally changed my life. I am currently studying aerospace engineering thanks to this game!

  • @asurani8mare810
    @asurani8mare810 7 місяців тому +5

    My dream came true, half an hour of an Aussie screaming and joking around
    RIP

  • @serafinw105r2f
    @serafinw105r2f 7 місяців тому +7

    Man this is the best video I've seen in years. I was laughing so bad that it hurt.
    Really needed something to cheer me up. Keep the amazing content

  • @mallparker5874
    @mallparker5874 7 місяців тому +7

    Thought I’ve grown to be more factual when it comes to watching KSP videos.
    Gosh I forgot how your videos can turn me back into a maniacal laughing child.

  • @sea_gulltv
    @sea_gulltv 7 місяців тому +4

    Not going straight? Add more rockets! Can't turn? Add more rockets!

  • @connormartin9644
    @connormartin9644 7 місяців тому +2

    First a BeamNG video, and now KSP?! Those are my two favorite games!

  • @MaydupNem
    @MaydupNem 7 місяців тому +11

    I don't know how you do it, but you are consistently the funniest person on the internet

  • @langos7946
    @langos7946 7 місяців тому +7

    This has to be the best video on Hello, I'm Gaming. so far, I was smiling ear to ear the whole time

  • @KineticKey2006
    @KineticKey2006 6 місяців тому +1

    The fact that this guy has blown up in popularity so quickly is impressive. You've earnt another subscriber!

  • @PopSircle
    @PopSircle 7 місяців тому +2

    NO way KSP and Hello, i'm gaming??? Only in my best dreams. THIS IS PERFECTION

  • @user-catwithvideocam
    @user-catwithvideocam 7 місяців тому +2

    The “rocket” at 18:45 is the one that looks the most like a rocket

  • @jdogisswag
    @jdogisswag 7 місяців тому +2

    Alternate title: Aussie man creates missiles in KSP

  • @CJSHM
    @CJSHM 7 місяців тому +2

    Hot damn, BeamNG and now KSP? You are legendary

  • @whogavehimafork
    @whogavehimafork 7 місяців тому +1

    A gaming channel is not something I knew I needed from Wade, but he does not disappoint. I'm as excited for each new upload as I am for any dankpods, garbage time, or drum thing upload.
    Bro is just doing whatever tickles his fancy and I love it

  • @ioverexcitedninja4281
    @ioverexcitedninja4281 5 місяців тому +2

    19:22 "Kevo mate you wanting anything?" 💥 BOOM

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 7 місяців тому +2

    A great thing about KSP is to my knowledge, all the music is royalty free Kevin MacLeod music

  • @lucaseduardo-wf7hi
    @lucaseduardo-wf7hi 7 місяців тому +1

    I just love this absolute caos and yells from nowhere. The best freaking channel in the world. Actually UA-camr because all the channels are great

  • @queru1ous
    @queru1ous 7 місяців тому +3

    This made my day so much better as a long time fan of both KSP and DankPods. Incredibly cursed stuff.

  • @frogonket
    @frogonket 7 місяців тому +2

    Photosensitive warning is always a great thing coming afte ksp

  • @sqwyd
    @sqwyd 7 місяців тому +3

    JSYK the KSP music isn't copyrighted, it's all by Kevin Macleod

  • @Beateau
    @Beateau 7 місяців тому +2

    I love the biblically accurate angels in the last third of the video.

  • @TomBom292
    @TomBom292 6 місяців тому +1

    Wade has an amazing talent to hold my attention for a game I've never played and don't care about. It's always so entertaining, he could play literally any game and I'd happily watch.

  • @djeffervescenceVR
    @djeffervescenceVR 4 місяці тому +1

    Rest in peace Jebediah, you were always a good contributor to Dank's invention of the Pogo Rocket. You will be missed :

  • @glueconsumer9317
    @glueconsumer9317 2 місяці тому +1

    That "Jebadiah NOOOO" had so much emotion behind it

  • @RoyanGreenwood23
    @RoyanGreenwood23 7 місяців тому +2

    Hahaha I love this mate! I've been playing KSP since it came out. You are absolutely entertaining in your video! Would love to see more KSP from you!
    PS: You should try 'SimplePlanes' the game too!

  • @statelyelms
    @statelyelms 7 місяців тому +2

    I've played KSP for like at least five years at this point, nothing crazy but enough to go to the equivalent of mars. Maybe not back. So this was pain and I loved it
    No clue about symmetry modes, CoM/T, staging, SAS/RAS, aerodynamics, thermal management, maneuver nodes, how to solidify an orbit or even how to eject crew and probably not how to parachute them after.. just fuel tanks, a thuster bell and a dream about pogo rockets
    "PULL UP. PULL UP YOU'RE GONNA SCRATCH THE SAUSAGE ROLL MODUL-" *many explosions*

  • @captainzoll3303
    @captainzoll3303 7 місяців тому +5

    15:56 this is the VR commodore of rockets, you could definitely do a burnout in the KFC car park with it.

  • @litlsnek
    @litlsnek 5 місяців тому +1

    best gaming video form you yet
    this had me in tears XD

  • @j-pastel-yellow
    @j-pastel-yellow 7 місяців тому +1

    it completely escaped my memory, but ksp was my absolute favorite game about 10 years ago. i haven’t heard anything about it in ages, but i’m really glad this was my first time seeing it in such a long time

  • @beanlegion8529
    @beanlegion8529 12 днів тому

    “We didn’t get to the sun, but it’s not night time yet so it’s not safe to do so” lmao

  • @krembananowy
    @krembananowy 7 місяців тому +1

    This is exactly the kind of vibe I remembered KSP having many years ago. Thank you.

  • @atlas7309
    @atlas7309 7 місяців тому +1

    Aussie man playing my favorite game?? 🤩 Thank you so much for this experience! I want more!

  • @Forrest_O.
    @Forrest_O. 7 місяців тому +2

    This broke every physic. Especially that dessert roll.

  • @norkshit
    @norkshit 7 місяців тому +1

    this is your best gaming video yet, i nearly sharted laughing so hard! 😂

  • @lorainaclark9703
    @lorainaclark9703 7 місяців тому +2

    this man would enjoy the hell out of spore

  • @The_Boastful
    @The_Boastful 13 днів тому

    You know a craft works well when it begins to spin so violently that it starts *warping reality*

  • @kern9422
    @kern9422 5 місяців тому

    this feels like someone trying to nail bolts down with a wrench and wondering why it doesnt work, it's beautiful

  • @AvoytDesign
    @AvoytDesign 17 днів тому

    omgg this is literally one of my favorite games, I am so happy to see you play it

  • @stupidgenius42
    @stupidgenius42 5 місяців тому +1

    I have been playing KSP for about 4 years, so I’m going to make a list of answers to the things you said/asked in the video
    1: Kerbals eject by hovering over their picture, hitting EVA, letting go, and then right clicking on them to deploy the parachute
    2: Space starts at the “Karman line” about 100km up in real life, but in KSP it’s the “Kerman line” about 70km up

  • @Snaily
    @Snaily 7 місяців тому +1

    I don't think I realised until this video just how much this channel feels like an Australian version of 2012 NerdCubed

  • @justnate01
    @justnate01 7 місяців тому

    way too much fun this one, I loved "messing around with KSP" videos, you are but carrying the torch alongside many greats

  • @TheInvisibleCactusYT
    @TheInvisibleCactusYT 7 місяців тому +1

    I have serious not laughed this hard in a while!

  • @kennethsablay1392
    @kennethsablay1392 7 місяців тому

    This is the best video by far, and I've watched mechanic simulator and jake the farmer a couple of times already

  • @fazbeark1ng
    @fazbeark1ng 4 місяці тому +1

    I only recently made the connection between hello I’m gaming and garbage time. While watching garbage time is was thinking I feel like I have heard your voice before.

    • @GamerBoy870
      @GamerBoy870 4 місяці тому

      Wait till you discover James Channel

  • @bryanplays5883
    @bryanplays5883 7 місяців тому +1

    1:36 the genuine emotion, i felt that

  • @Oddzey
    @Oddzey 6 місяців тому

    Seeing all the ksp regulars here puts a smile on my face, been playing since 2014 :)
    You definitely gotta turn this into a series wade, i wanna see you land on the mün

  • @noodleninja3679
    @noodleninja3679 7 місяців тому

    Honestly you've got to be one of the most hilarious youtubers I've found in a long time. Keep it up mate 👍

  • @_Looft
    @_Looft 7 місяців тому +1

    All of the ksp music (except for the main title) is actually Kevin Macleod, so it should be royalty free!

  • @SkulShurtugalTCG
    @SkulShurtugalTCG 7 місяців тому

    The crossover I never knew I needed in my life!

  • @alixcozmo
    @alixcozmo 7 місяців тому +1

    I have played KSP for many years and this video reminds me of myself when i'm bored and just decide to go into sandbox mode and just mess around.

  • @darrenjackson9646
    @darrenjackson9646 7 місяців тому

    The James May spec belly laugh I made when you just made a little space nugget and was gonna sent it off to the sun, amazing. 10/10

  • @gregoryclark8217
    @gregoryclark8217 7 місяців тому

    Your aeroplane reminded me of the Fireflash from Thunderbirds, a throwback to my childhood, even though I'm only 24.

  • @gg_vard
    @gg_vard 7 місяців тому

    This reminds me so much of old Nerd Cubed videos. Random silliness

  • @TheCheeseburgerJudgesYou
    @TheCheeseburgerJudgesYou 7 місяців тому +1

    It would’ve been extra goofy to see him mess try to play the buggy mess that is the sequel.

  • @CentreMetre
    @CentreMetre 7 місяців тому

    I love these videos cos it takes me back to a time of around 2015/2016 and watching jacksepticeye

  • @christophernash9933
    @christophernash9933 7 місяців тому

    These videos are incredible!

  • @DBTDerpbox
    @DBTDerpbox 7 місяців тому

    im not even halfway through and i have not laughed like this in a *very* long time
    thank you expert space nugget designer

  • @user-or9ey2ld6s
    @user-or9ey2ld6s 7 місяців тому +2

    I call it the RocketPudding

  • @sgtpeppers6414
    @sgtpeppers6414 7 місяців тому +1

    19:05 Love his impromptu singing. He really should start another channel where he does music and other stuff. Preferably the drums and also looks at headphones or even iPods cause they play music. Hell, he should also do cars since he's so good at building vehicles

  • @boxdotnet
    @boxdotnet 7 місяців тому

    Its really awesome he uploaded this on the same day that starship did it's second test flight

  • @gavinv
    @gavinv 7 місяців тому

    this is probably the funniest video ive seen in a long time!
    all that exploding and and spinning made me laugh until it hurt me!

  • @aqua4089
    @aqua4089 7 місяців тому

    Oh jesus Australian man jumpscare. I didn’t expect this channel to also be one of yours, I thought it was some random gaming channel