10 Dumbest Criminals Caught on Camera

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024
  • 10 Dumbest Criminals Caught on Camera
    Music Used: Kevin Macleod - Sneaky Adventure
    Available under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported license - Find all of his songs and download them for free here: incompetech.com
    Stories in order:
    10. Australian ATM Amateur
    9. UA-camr/Bank robber
    8. CCTV Bandana Botch Boys
    7. Pay as you steal
    6. The Wiener Stealer
    5. A dress to Impress
    4. Uber Unfortunate
    3. Permanently Stupid
    2. It's a Knockout!
    1. Bragging Rights
    Script written by Paul M.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @FactFactionYT
    @FactFactionYT  3 роки тому +131

    *NEW* 10 Dumbest Criminals Caught on Social Media - ua-cam.com/video/_LXqi1Ks8M4/v-deo.html

  • @mirrrstery
    @mirrrstery 4 роки тому +2739

    The fear in that poor man’s voice when the cop saved him makes me tear up every time!

    • @frofrofrofro900
      @frofrofrofro900 4 роки тому +129

      True. He maybe has trauma and not be able to be can driver again etc

    • @lynne1517
      @lynne1517 3 роки тому +109

      Poor man. How dare people think they have the right to steal ! It’s disgusting.

    • @pascalhartmann424
      @pascalhartmann424 3 роки тому +11

      @@lynne1517 stop acting like some people have a choice

    • @lupa8419
      @lupa8419 3 роки тому +100

      @@pascalhartmann424 everyone has a choice. Are you daft?!

    • @kristinadk
      @kristinadk 3 роки тому +46

      Yeah same here! I felt so bad for him... the poor man was like hyperventilating, almost had a heart attack :/

  • @ross-rn5bg
    @ross-rn5bg 4 роки тому +4060

    "He left the scene without a cent, cashless, BraInLeSs, and profitless" 😂😂😂

    • @leonardolim8976
      @leonardolim8976 4 роки тому +58

      That girl so so blonde and so dumb. Even I know not to post crimes on youtube

    • @OneBanHammer
      @OneBanHammer 4 роки тому +14

      He left it without cents

    • @leonardolim8976
      @leonardolim8976 4 роки тому +6

      @@OneBanHammer 2 dumb boys disguised their face with marker

    • @OneBanHammer
      @OneBanHammer 4 роки тому +5

      @@leonardolim8976 what

    • @leonardolim8976
      @leonardolim8976 4 роки тому +5

      @@OneBanHammer in the video 2 dumbass disguised their face with perm marker. They probably make mugshot history for dumbess criminals

  • @qt6443
    @qt6443 3 роки тому +3432

    Who else just saw this on their recommendations after 4 years-
    edit: HOLY SHIT- i didn't think this would happen in 1000 years! thank you so much for 3.1k likes! I just saw my yt app saying 999+ and I was like wtf? Anyways again thank you all for the likes !

  • @meganissertell413
    @meganissertell413 4 роки тому +827

    That poor cab driver was so scared! I’m so glad he was okay!

    • @worldaroundyounearyou
      @worldaroundyounearyou 3 роки тому +3

      How the cops knew

    • @mamaraya8818
      @mamaraya8818 3 роки тому +13

      That happened in a few miles away in Reading PA a few summers ago.... was dubbed worlds dumbest criminal at the time....

    • @mamaraya8818
      @mamaraya8818 3 роки тому +13

      @@worldaroundyounearyou they were parked at the corner of 2 streets in front of a corner store and the attempted robber waved his gun so it could be viewed out of the rear window of the taxi cab. This happened locally to where I live a few years ago.

    • @mirandapaz8511
      @mirandapaz8511 3 роки тому +8

      the cop was definitely an angel

    • @keep_it_real_1
      @keep_it_real_1 3 роки тому +3

      I felt so sorry for the Uber driver..he must have been traumatised, maybe never get over it..poor man

  • @Snugglebit
    @Snugglebit 4 роки тому +1970

    "Clearly capturing every detail of their stupid faces" had me rolling lmfao

  • @esperanzamoore6655
    @esperanzamoore6655 5 років тому +2226

    Poor old man, I feel so bad for him. He was scared to death! I just want to hug him😟

    • @ziffalot
      @ziffalot 5 років тому +12

      I feel how you are

    • @Vercyyyy
      @Vercyyyy 5 років тому +13

      Same

    • @5heo477
      @5heo477 5 років тому +32

      he might be scared to death, but I don't want to hug a stranger 😋

    • @NeapoIitan
      @NeapoIitan 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @patrykess
      @patrykess 5 років тому +22

      me too...i felt happy when i saw the uber driving happily, but when he was shown the gun... my heart broke

  • @kaiceeunicorn898
    @kaiceeunicorn898 4 роки тому +2781

    The real question is “Did the Uber driver get his $11 back?”

    • @gertis7420
      @gertis7420 4 роки тому +117

      Probably he was more worry about changing underwear.

    • @courtneyrapson9145
      @courtneyrapson9145 4 роки тому +61

      Nah. The 11 dollars were the cops tip

    • @typicalparrot5212
      @typicalparrot5212 4 роки тому +20

      They Jacked the 11 dollar bro 😂

    • @asafaust8869
      @asafaust8869 4 роки тому +9

      All payments are electronic. I guess he kept some mug money to avoid bring hurt.

    • @ishaisbetter
      @ishaisbetter 4 роки тому +7

      @@gertis7420 i mean yeah, his underwear was his main problem lel

  • @monicas1206
    @monicas1206 3 роки тому +727

    My most favorite line “ppl steal money, cars, and , diamonds and some steal sausages” BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ayxaz-i8p
      @Ayxaz-i8p 3 роки тому +9

      LMFAOOO 🤣🤣💀

    • @ruryryryry8909
      @ruryryryry8909 3 роки тому +4

      AHAHAHA 😂😂😂

    • @Kaz729
      @Kaz729 3 роки тому +4

      Ok, but like maybe he was hungry idk

    • @gracieg7601
      @gracieg7601 3 роки тому +1

      The woman bragging about the Robbery on you tube lol. Idiot!

    • @walterbrunswick
      @walterbrunswick 3 роки тому

      we've all been drunk🙄

  • @chewyblanco4787
    @chewyblanco4787 4 роки тому +1820

    That girl flexing looks like she used a potato to record it

    • @roberto-vh8xp
      @roberto-vh8xp 4 роки тому +20

      Chewy Blanco
      The people who did not like this are simps

    • @NeverAfraid7
      @NeverAfraid7 4 роки тому +41

      She prolly just wanted money for a new camera...lol

    • @chickenwings6745
      @chickenwings6745 4 роки тому +5

      Chewy Blanco aAhaahhahahaa

    • @theconceptor895
      @theconceptor895 4 роки тому +2

      LM AO

    • @goon_ass1675
      @goon_ass1675 4 роки тому +11

      @@roberto-vh8xp I didn't like it because potatoes aren't funny. They're overused.

  • @justanotaku7307
    @justanotaku7307 5 років тому +1056

    7:30 Poor cab driver,he just an old man,show some respect !

    • @boeyzhang8565
      @boeyzhang8565 5 років тому +4

      Ikr

    • @rochellemalate4075
      @rochellemalate4075 5 років тому +34

      Yeah.. I really felt bad for grandpa..😔😔😔

    • @750stunnaaa
      @750stunnaaa 5 років тому +1

      😲😲😲😲😲😲 wow

    • @karfunkl.
      @karfunkl. 5 років тому +8

      I saw that in a instant karma video

    • @trudyweenusk2294
      @trudyweenusk2294 5 років тому +3

      JustAnOtaku you know its rude to call elderly people old man you should call them elders

  • @eleractliffe1514
    @eleractliffe1514 4 роки тому +694

    I feel so bad for the cab driver he looked so scared poor guy

    • @aleshadauld634
      @aleshadauld634 4 роки тому

      Hfkfvgolfvkg 👄💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗👍 nfmngufngk. Shania Daji

    • @Kitty_JL7
      @Kitty_JL7 4 роки тому +4

      @@aleshadauld634 eh?

    • @lumi_nescent.
      @lumi_nescent. 4 роки тому +21

      How dare the robber the cab driver probably was working hard for his family and then theres this guy

    • @lumijasminasmr3583
      @lumijasminasmr3583 4 роки тому +13

      Ele Ractliffe
      Taking money is one thing (as long as the victim has insurance), but threatening to kill someone and pointing a weapon on them can be extremely traumatizing, so it’s just unforgivable.

    • @panicbombz4192
      @panicbombz4192 4 роки тому +4

      @@aleshadauld634 i think u had a stroke there

  • @skylaralison8513
    @skylaralison8513 3 роки тому +215

    I laughed so hard when the guy tried throwing a brick at the car and it came back and knocked him out 😭

    • @olgamountain9904
      @olgamountain9904 3 роки тому +3

      Hi, Skylar, I’ve seen this same situation in a few other videos, sometimes a rock, sometimes a brick. And like you, it cracks me up every time.

    • @douggoins2960
      @douggoins2960 Рік тому

      Me too. Laughed like a hyena

  • @InSamniac777
    @InSamniac777 8 років тому +1968

    That poor man :,( He sounded so afraid and thankful for the policeman that responded

    • @Roarrior.
      @Roarrior. 7 років тому +5

      Yato Potato why are you sad for the prisoner?

    • @samn6498
      @samn6498 7 років тому +21

      He sounds alot like the weeping voiced killer

    • @matteoxyz8402
      @matteoxyz8402 7 років тому +8

      Still waiting around for morons to flock to that guy saying 'he dinnit do nuttin!'

    • @camerkiddo
      @camerkiddo 6 років тому +2

      sam neale please don't remind me of that. It's just creepy...

    • @princegoro180
      @princegoro180 6 років тому

      Yato Potato that made me cry 😢

  • @Jun_9703
    @Jun_9703 5 років тому +2290

    Spend 10 years in prison just to steal $11.

    • @ProfCalculon
      @ProfCalculon 4 роки тому +77

      Only 10 Years...😠

    • @rajibhossain5433
      @rajibhossain5433 4 роки тому +41

      He wasn't there for 11dollars, he asked gimme what you got

    • @CqstleByers
      @CqstleByers 4 роки тому +12

      That's like a pound or dollar a year

    • @alexxs098
      @alexxs098 4 роки тому +55

      Lmaoo imagine telling your inmates ur in jail for stealing 11$ 😂😂😂😭

    • @rajibhossain5433
      @rajibhossain5433 4 роки тому +15

      @@alexxs098 he put shotgun on him not the just 11dollars, he firstly told gimme what you got. That old man was on danger. His case was only stealing but also the guns and attempting to kill someone.

  • @villainousthing
    @villainousthing 8 років тому +845

    8:36 "You're a life saver! Oh my god!" That made me cry. I was so scared for the poor elderly man! Thank the lord for some of the amazing heroes we have. :')

    • @michelleseigler5921
      @michelleseigler5921 7 років тому +14

      - Riley - yes I skipped some and it almost made me cry 😭

    • @deadsilence7319
      @deadsilence7319 7 років тому +7

      - Riley - the robber said he wasn't going 2hurt him. lol I trust his word

    • @Txsk98
      @Txsk98 7 років тому +6

      - Riley - yeah he was so scared

    • @nickallman7985
      @nickallman7985 7 років тому +1

      dead silence h

    • @nickallman7985
      @nickallman7985 7 років тому +1

      NickTheCheeseBurger

  • @jaguarchampion
    @jaguarchampion 3 роки тому +59

    "Unfortunately for them, they are blissfully ignorant of the CCTV camera right beside them, clearly capturing every detail of their *Stupid* faces."
    Dang we need this guy more

  • @Ivosferatus
    @Ivosferatus 5 років тому +1239

    8:36 That "Oh My God! You life saver! I can't believe it!" made me cry. Even the most innocent souls on Earth don't deserve what happened to this guy.

    • @ii--crazy--ii1480
      @ii--crazy--ii1480 5 років тому +11

      *If this fool is so anxious, he should not work as a taxi driver*

    • @aidenrafferty7825
      @aidenrafferty7825 5 років тому +181

      So you wouldn’t be anxious if you had a gun to your head?

    • @ii--crazy--ii1480
      @ii--crazy--ii1480 5 років тому +1

      @@alexandercurtis4427 why

    • @ii--crazy--ii1480
      @ii--crazy--ii1480 5 років тому +1

      @@aidenrafferty7825
      No

    • @alexandercurtis4427
      @alexandercurtis4427 5 років тому +47

      @@ii--crazy--ii1480 So you would be totally fine being held at gun point?

  • @ayanabdi885
    @ayanabdi885 5 років тому +2229

    How she gonna snitch on herself 🤣🤣🤣

  • @solarwings1132
    @solarwings1132 4 роки тому +139

    8:30
    Awe, hearing that old man praise for the cop saving his life was so touching!

  • @flebleneb-3336
    @flebleneb-3336 3 роки тому +31

    The cab driver 🥺 "You're a life saver oh my god!" Had me tearing up. I couldn't imagine.

  • @lscervantes15
    @lscervantes15 4 роки тому +586

    I feel so bad for old man it looked like he was having a heart attack

  • @chasefleming7084
    @chasefleming7084 8 років тому +1581

    I like how sarcastic this was

  • @MalonsMilk
    @MalonsMilk 8 років тому +344

    That poor cab driver, I'm so glad the cops were there to help him. Very upsetting.

    • @yuritheprofessionalidiot6218
      @yuritheprofessionalidiot6218 5 років тому

      yes that is so downsetting in my life and my self eestemm lol lal lel lul

    • @lpswolfiedog8478
      @lpswolfiedog8478 5 років тому +1

      Yeah it was sad because he was old and like " ok ok this is all i got "

    • @thanosbustedinyourmum
      @thanosbustedinyourmum 2 роки тому

      Finally someone not calling him a Uber driver so tired of those Gen z comments

    • @shsuususjssnjsus8239
      @shsuususjssnjsus8239 2 роки тому

      @@thanosbustedinyourmum well he is a Uber driver what else you wanna call him

    • @xxkrazykrewxxl6254
      @xxkrazykrewxxl6254 Рік тому +1

      @@shsuususjssnjsus8239 he is not an Uber driver, he's a taxi driver there two different jobs

  • @LSmith-ur8wh
    @LSmith-ur8wh 3 роки тому +10

    It's so sad to hear the voice of the cab/Uber driver. He's terrified. His life probably flashed in front of his eyes. He was trembling. Poor thing. Makes me imagine if my Dad had been in that situation. So heartbreaking. What incredible timing that the cop was there!

  • @robadams2140
    @robadams2140 4 роки тому +259

    ". . . clearly capturing every detail of their stupid faces." Sometimes life IS fair.

    • @88Doug
      @88Doug 3 роки тому +1

      They were definitely big old stupid Doodoo heads.

  • @rockyraccoon8870
    @rockyraccoon8870 4 роки тому +218

    The poor cab driver actually crying out of fear I know that feeling I work in retail and about an hour before we close a masked man walks in and demands I open the tills I did and he looted them, mostly change, dropping most of it on the floor he'd also ripped open one of our tills and broke it in the end he got away with about £50 and some scratch cards but up until I saw the CCTV I was convinced he had a knife I remember calling my partner in tears cause I was so shocked police weren't able to catch the guy either ☹️ listening to the cap driver was awful I really don't know how people can do that sort of thing

    • @cassie3028
      @cassie3028 3 роки тому

      Ikr

    • @zari2662
      @zari2662 3 роки тому +4

      I'm sorry that happened to you!

  • @oijosuke9879
    @oijosuke9879 5 років тому +3094

    Imagine robbing an Uber driver for 11 bucks...in front of the Police

    • @BrotherBoresIsBest
      @BrotherBoresIsBest 5 років тому +55

      OK, I imagined.

    • @briannotafan3368
      @briannotafan3368 5 років тому +32

      11 will get you 20

    • @rane1943
      @rane1943 5 років тому +13

      I Was Wondering If anyone noticed that lol

    • @thedoctor2102
      @thedoctor2102 5 років тому +15

      In Australia, defending yourself in your own home during a home invasion will get you a guaranteed minimum of three years non parole period in prison, with a maximum of fifteen.

    • @THawkMedia
      @THawkMedia 5 років тому +6

      Lol. Some people are so stupid.

  • @russellthorburn9297
    @russellthorburn9297 3 роки тому +32

    8:52 Only 10 years in prison for holding a gun to someone and threatening to kill them? He should have spent the rest of his life in prison.

  • @PePpApIg-hk9rh
    @PePpApIg-hk9rh 5 років тому +3460

    Let’s all have a moment of respect for that poor Uber driver 🙋‍♀️

  • @weirdbeard5649
    @weirdbeard5649 4 роки тому +753

    He drew a mask on his face with a sharpie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JesusIsAMoose
    @JesusIsAMoose 8 років тому +2019

    first guy didn't think to back in closer to the chain?

    • @kekeke4467
      @kekeke4467 7 років тому +79

      probably was worried about the cops

    • @deadsilence7319
      @deadsilence7319 7 років тому +86

      kekeke4467 he shouldn't of came back anyway

    • @jamesonjeffery4069
      @jamesonjeffery4069 7 років тому +111

      YOU should *have* stayed in school

    • @illnyx4239
      @illnyx4239 7 років тому +7

      Puzzles --Nope he was a dumb a**

    • @illnyx4239
      @illnyx4239 7 років тому +2

      kekeke4467 -- Then he shouldn't have done that

  • @haniaatiq6741
    @haniaatiq6741 3 роки тому +17

    3:15 "sTuPiD fAcEs" pls i can't- 😂😭

  • @spanishjuice
    @spanishjuice 4 роки тому +357

    "Your not yourself when your hungry" -for the sausage thief

  • @michaelhill5272
    @michaelhill5272 7 років тому +990

    Would you risk 10-20 years in jail for $11? One idiot did.

    • @YourHostMrMacob
      @YourHostMrMacob 6 років тому +7

      Michael Hill that's truth there friend lol

    • @stuartlittle387
      @stuartlittle387 6 років тому +12

      to be fair he would probably risk that long in jail for $1

    • @dominikfabianowski2182
      @dominikfabianowski2182 6 років тому

      woo oosh so he got 1100% more than that, not bad

    • @00iamcrazy
      @00iamcrazy 6 років тому +3

      Five idiots did. And for much lesser. Haha. Read this! It happened in India.
      www.hindustantimes.com/delhi-news/they-expected-to-rob-rs-25-30-lakh-ended-up-with-just-rs-5-and-in-jail/story-JMGVJCmwfNLJva6MWKr3II.html

    • @fatamorgana8939
      @fatamorgana8939 5 років тому +6

      seeing you can get out in under 10 for murder...

  • @jungkookisbae1097
    @jungkookisbae1097 7 років тому +329

    8:36
    Thank Lord.. I almost cried..
    EDIT: He's so nervous... That would be me everyday if I was a Cab Driver... You never know what will happen

    • @mehreenkhan7207
      @mehreenkhan7207 5 років тому +4

      I almost cried too but thank God the cops were there

    • @xanievans1479
      @xanievans1479 5 років тому

      Tbh.. I would like to say ok shoot me, I have 11 dollars, u gonna risk all ur life in jail for 11 dollars? If I have the guts tho

    • @kimtae-tae515
      @kimtae-tae515 5 років тому +1

      Jungkook Is B

    • @oops4097
      @oops4097 5 років тому

      I spy with my little eye, ARMY 😄💜💜

    • @joypuri4662
      @joypuri4662 5 років тому

      Jungkook Is Bae you're right

  • @AngelBaaby0.o
    @AngelBaaby0.o 3 роки тому +19

    “When committing a crime there’s one golden rule, don’t show your face. At criminal college, that’s the first lesson.” 🤣

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 6 років тому +1438

    "...they're blissfully ignorant of the CCTV camera right beside them, clearly capturing every detail of their stupid faces" killed me 😂

    • @AlyciaNeighbours
      @AlyciaNeighbours 5 років тому +3

      Mad9977 Productions ikr 😂😂😂

    • @inkedthedemon
      @inkedthedemon 5 років тому +5

      Mad9977 Productions right when I was in that scene of the vid I saw this comment

    • @Adddilah
      @Adddilah 5 років тому +2

      @@inkedthedemon same omg hahahah

    • @robertrusu1958
      @robertrusu1958 5 років тому +2

      Inked The demon same lol

    • @matthewklinedinst3456
      @matthewklinedinst3456 5 років тому +1

      oh god me too😂

  • @somerandomguy3807
    @somerandomguy3807 7 років тому +4356

    "Clearly capturing every detail of their stupid faces" 😆😂😂

    • @whenthemewhen2755
      @whenthemewhen2755 6 років тому +13

      ikr lel

    • @callie5061
      @callie5061 6 років тому +42

      Omg I thought that this guys narrating for the two robbers with bandanas was the most hilarious thing ever

    • @kittykhat169
      @kittykhat169 5 років тому +5

      YoOoOoOoOoO

    • @rsk-haifa5932
      @rsk-haifa5932 5 років тому +11

      I laughed so hard at that part, Lol

    • @dadds9467
      @dadds9467 5 років тому +4

      666 likes

  • @hollandsalomon3272
    @hollandsalomon3272 5 років тому +366

    Every time I see that Uber driver video my heart just breaks into a billion pieces for that old man.

    • @adisangtam2918
      @adisangtam2918 5 років тому +5

      The guy who robbed him looks just like you though😂
      #NoOffenceBruh😊

    • @hollandsalomon3272
      @hollandsalomon3272 5 років тому +7

      @@adisangtam2918 I was hoping nobody would catch that lol

    • @ranyg7612
      @ranyg7612 4 роки тому +1

      Its a cab. use your brain

    • @lilselex2814
      @lilselex2814 4 роки тому

      Rany G cab Uber they do the same thing. Shut up please ❤️

    • @mamanghaokip4137
      @mamanghaokip4137 4 роки тому

      But it's funny though😂😂😂

  • @rumermarie
    @rumermarie 3 роки тому +14

    7:04 made my blood boil. 10 years wasn't enough.

  • @shutupbeforeistickmyshitdo4055
    @shutupbeforeistickmyshitdo4055 4 роки тому +145

    I love how that cop just casually walks up to the uber car😂

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk 7 років тому +397

    That cab one was the best. I laughed so hard when the car behind him started flashing its lights XD Screw that guy for trying to rob that poor cab driver.

    • @aidentolleson6033
      @aidentolleson6033 6 років тому +6

      hhahaha the cops even pulled up behind before he started , he might have looked behind him

    • @smilespadilla2905
      @smilespadilla2905 5 років тому

      Instant justice I love it 😂

  • @GazeIsntHere
    @GazeIsntHere 7 років тому +473

    I Felt So Sorry For That Uber Driver,He Just Started His Run For The Day!

    • @deadsilence7319
      @deadsilence7319 7 років тому +14

      Derpy TheDirt who wakes up get n the shower then come out thinking they want 2 rob some1 early n the morning

    • @GazeIsntHere
      @GazeIsntHere 7 років тому +5

      dead silence Idk xD

    • @eatjinandopenyourrice2236
      @eatjinandopenyourrice2236 6 років тому +1

      Kakap0 ikr but everything is uber nowadays

    • @crystal_lysiak
      @crystal_lysiak 6 років тому

      Derpy TheDirt fhfufhfkfjfklldjr

    • @missserenity1090
      @missserenity1090 6 років тому +7

      TAXI and Uber are two very different things my dude

  • @junkiexl86
    @junkiexl86 4 роки тому +20

    Yes, rob a cabbie in the morning when they're all starting their shifts and haven't made any money yet. Brilliant!

  • @Noahbsng
    @Noahbsng 5 років тому +160

    I feel bad for that uber.
    He is probably having nightmares to even this day!
    He also looked very old actually.
    Give him some love.

    • @KingZealotTactics
      @KingZealotTactics 5 років тому +3

      GOTI Member,. I don't think he was an uber driver, but your comment is valid.

    • @asbestosfibers1325
      @asbestosfibers1325 5 років тому

      You have no right to feel bad for him. Why do you think you are better than him?

    • @lenniekookie1113
      @lenniekookie1113 5 років тому

      @@asbestosfibers1325 You have no right to tell him what should he feel.

    • @TryNotToHate1
      @TryNotToHate1 5 років тому

      Lol. Some children these days don’t even know what a taxi driver was. Everything is new to them.. lol kinda funny. No, Uber is just a thing that started 10 years ago, and only caught in about 5 years ago. Before that. Cab drivers made a living driving people around. Same concept. But less millennial.

    • @TryNotToHate1
      @TryNotToHate1 5 років тому

      Were going in the right direction as humans!! Is this the “Me me me generation?” Adorable.

  • @darwn977
    @darwn977 7 років тому +2998

    10 years in prison for $11. One dollar a year. 2 cents a week. Great haul. lmao

  • @mariaqureshi2540
    @mariaqureshi2540 5 років тому +375

    Bless that cop being at the right place at the right time

    • @MmaSmarty87
      @MmaSmarty87 5 років тому +5

      Bless the child in your belly that Imma leave you

    • @scuzzlebutt3048
      @scuzzlebutt3048 5 років тому +1

      Excuse me ma'am can I smell your farts
      🍑💨

    • @WolzenTwo
      @WolzenTwo 5 років тому +10

      @@MmaSmarty87
      Damn. Two incels in one reply section back to back. That has to be a new record.

    • @sketchonomadek5270
      @sketchonomadek5270 5 років тому +3

      Ily baby send bobby and virginia

    • @johnnywalker2947
      @johnnywalker2947 5 років тому +1

      Thank heavens that the guy with the gun didn't see the lights when the dumb cop turned them on.

  • @hellaw1ld
    @hellaw1ld 3 роки тому +13

    that store assistant walked into the frame with the slightest swing in her legs. HAHAHAHAH

  • @northeastrailwayproductions
    @northeastrailwayproductions 5 років тому +433

    That cab driver has a guardian angel watching over him that's for damn sure!.

    • @annjulee500
      @annjulee500 5 років тому +4

      Or the robber’s angle on a bathroom break?! 🤔🤪

    • @lisaportelli4785
      @lisaportelli4785 5 років тому

      Damn right

    • @udbrain9797
      @udbrain9797 5 років тому +3

      Or the robber is just an idiot robbing someone directly infront of a cop car

    • @gwenethevans1533
      @gwenethevans1533 5 років тому

      Northeast 87 amen

  • @Im_Coral
    @Im_Coral 8 років тому +612

    that poor taxi driver :O he got lucky though

    • @RecklessRobert
      @RecklessRobert 7 років тому +13

      Emmalie Tatje reminds when your about to die in a video game and someone on your team snipes that guy before he kills you

    • @fredschriks8554
      @fredschriks8554 7 років тому +3

      RecklessRobert Just like that 👌

    • @bachstrad1994
      @bachstrad1994 6 років тому

      yeah that could've gone way worse, imagine if the dude had shot the cop when he walked up

    • @nobbyphone6173
      @nobbyphone6173 6 років тому

      Iowa lol

    • @istartcommentwars2576
      @istartcommentwars2576 6 років тому +1

      I was so happy when I spotted the cop car

  • @killaj2k281
    @killaj2k281 4 роки тому +97

    I feel so bad for that old man "I just started!" (After cops) "Thank god! You're a life saver!!'

  • @gladlock
    @gladlock 5 років тому +634

    That poor cab driver - he could have life-long health problems from that, he was terrified.

  • @Kuli24000
    @Kuli24000 5 років тому +178

    2:30 She was caught... and instantly aged 30 years.

    • @alvinlindberg8319
      @alvinlindberg8319 4 роки тому +16

      Kuli24 she looks like a fucking witch before and after

    • @Ilove_sos
      @Ilove_sos 4 роки тому

      @rose That wasn't a joke it was a fact

    • @ironmartysharpe8293
      @ironmartysharpe8293 Місяць тому

      I would have to say that the 19 year old girl who stole a car and robbed a bank
      Posting it on UA-cam All the details of how she robbed the bank
      For the TV show The world's dumbest criminals , She would definitely top the list , She didn't realize that on UA-cam and all other social media sites
      The split second you hit the button Post , It's literally going out to the whole world instantly where everybody on earth can see it , Not only did they get her for armed bank robbery
      They also got her for grand theft auto

  • @JCarlos.556
    @JCarlos.556 7 років тому +279

    The taxi robbery was so sweet.....talk about instant karma

  • @thunderdrummerdude
    @thunderdrummerdude 4 роки тому +11

    Man, I would have been laughing my ass off just to have seen the look on that UA-camr’s face when the cops came knocking at her door. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @purplepinkcat2919
    @purplepinkcat2919 4 роки тому +481

    That poor uber driver he must have been scared out of his mind!!
    Thats the first like i have ever gotten :

  • @usnva5638
    @usnva5638 5 років тому +777

    Ricardo will be having plenty of sausages where he's going.

    • @robertblalock408
      @robertblalock408 5 років тому +20

      Damn that's funny right there

    • @David-ud9ju
      @David-ud9ju 5 років тому +9

      Yeah, he definitely did not go to jail. He probably just got a caution or, at most, community service.

    • @tinahedge5569
      @tinahedge5569 5 років тому +5

      And maybe desert could be some Ding Dongs?!! Memba them there? Thinking I could use one as well.

    • @alegueye10
      @alegueye10 5 років тому +1

      He must be hungry

    • @l9944
      @l9944 5 років тому +2

      Yep burned sausages if you get my drift.

  • @tyrushawk2219
    @tyrushawk2219 5 років тому +244

    8:09 "I'm not going to hurt you"
    Waving a gun around

  • @nasreen6814
    @nasreen6814 3 роки тому +17

    i watch this everytime i need to feel smart

  • @lshdwl5632
    @lshdwl5632 7 років тому +241

    Thank God it was a cop behind the uber I was so Happy😃

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 5 років тому +6

      One time cops are there when you need them.

    • @unknowfriendly299
      @unknowfriendly299 5 років тому +4

      Cop level 💯

    • @A0pplePapple
      @A0pplePapple 5 років тому +2

      nO iWAS tHE cOP!!!11!1!

    • @WickedWebWoman22
      @WickedWebWoman22 5 років тому +2

      Heck yeah! Talk about *_Right place, Right time_* huh?! Bless that driver, poor fella was about to cry his heart out, he was so emotional. I can't imagine being in that situation! 😓😰😠 Be safe out there, folks! Know your surroundings! ⚜

    • @WickedWebWoman22
      @WickedWebWoman22 5 років тому

      @Michel Machado This man's Guardian Angel😇 put you behind him that day and made you notice things were amiss inside of that car!! Bless you for being there, right on time, because without your presence, who knows how this would've ended for this poor man! 😥 Bravo to you and I Sure hope that this youngster has seen the error in his ways and is a law-abiding citizen these days..... _Take care & Be Safe out there, sir! ✌⚜

  • @ricoquickhands
    @ricoquickhands 5 років тому +456

    I feel bad for the taxi driver he looked as if he where hyperventilating

    • @higen0
      @higen0 5 років тому +1

      me too

    • @Punkelly.
      @Punkelly. 5 років тому +3

      My league of legends name is fortnite plays lol

    • @DrawingTech
      @DrawingTech 5 років тому

      me too

  • @moongem4489
    @moongem4489 7 років тому +56

    6:36 That is quite possibly one of the ugliest dresses I've ever seen. Stealing is bad regardless but you're really gonna go break the law for that abomination?

    • @ironmartysharpe8293
      @ironmartysharpe8293 Місяць тому

      Lady , Don't you realize that when you post something on UA-cam and other social media sites ? The split second you hit that button that says Post
      Instantly it's literally going out to the whole world , Just like the 19 year old girl who stole a car and robbed a bank and posted it on UA-cam , All the details of how she robbed the bank and in another video of her robbing the bank , She was busted the next day
      Not only did they get her for armed bank robbery but they also got her for grand theft auto and she's looking at 10 to 20 years in prison and the happiest days of her life came to an abrupt end

  • @lilcaitz
    @lilcaitz 3 роки тому +15

    That poor taxi driver he sounded so scared 🥺

  • @robertmagee5640
    @robertmagee5640 5 років тому +419

    Hannah dear wtf were u thinking when u announced to the the world that u robbed a bank??? U might have got away with that if u were slightly smarter 🤔😂

    • @bazmendes2033
      @bazmendes2033 5 років тому +19

      sluts tend to get what they deserve ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @hannahlamsin2202
      @hannahlamsin2202 5 років тому +8

      My name is Hannah, this is just sad lol

    • @hannahj3197
      @hannahj3197 5 років тому +4

      @@hannahlamsin2202 same lol. And Hannah dear is my nickname as well 😂

    • @hannahlamsin2202
      @hannahlamsin2202 5 років тому +1

      @Han J Hahaha lol

    • @user-rv3nv7ov7i
      @user-rv3nv7ov7i 5 років тому +2

      @@hannahlamsin2202 welp don't do it again Hannah

  • @lumijasminasmr3583
    @lumijasminasmr3583 4 роки тому +99

    ”Like any good citizen, he tied his chain to the rare of his stolen truck, to make his merry way to innocently rob the ATM machine -”.
    This narration is ingenius! 😍😂

    • @Iyadkay
      @Iyadkay 3 роки тому +1

      IKR 😂😂😂

  • @americanenigma_5108
    @americanenigma_5108 5 років тому +184

    And now she makes videos inside jail
    “ getting arrested was the best day of my life “

    • @cleombangi3081
      @cleombangi3081 4 роки тому

      😂😂😃

    • @Beos_Valrah
      @Beos_Valrah 4 роки тому

      lol

    •  4 роки тому

      She's already out though, she only got 5 years and 5 years monitored. So she's got a nice ankle bracelet for a while, you live, you learn.

    • @aanjan4411
      @aanjan4411 4 роки тому

      Congrats m ur 100th like

    • @twist7799
      @twist7799 4 роки тому +1

      knocked up AND arrested,,

  • @reggie1039
    @reggie1039 3 роки тому +3

    The relief they guy felt after he saw the cop arrest the dude, he looked so nice and innocent, thankful the dude is okay and isn’t harmed.

  • @KingSkrap
    @KingSkrap 4 роки тому +360

    See y’all in another 7 years when this is recommended again

  • @ainoamgeorge4693
    @ainoamgeorge4693 5 років тому +107

    THANK GOODNESS WHAT A RELIEF THERE WAS A COP CAR RIGHT BEHIND. YES EVERYTHING WORKED OUT ! Poor old man 🤧

  • @taylorarmstead8262
    @taylorarmstead8262 5 років тому +417

    The guy with the phone 🤣😂really bro

    • @RandomGuy1.00
      @RandomGuy1.00 5 років тому +5

      What guy? I don't remember seeing him

    • @guppy12b
      @guppy12b 5 років тому +8

      @@RandomGuy1.00 -_-

    • @RandomGuy1.00
      @RandomGuy1.00 5 років тому

      @@guppy12b ???

    • @HisMajestyTheQween
      @HisMajestyTheQween 5 років тому

      @Gersom Martinez
      Just watch the video

    • @RandomGuy1.00
      @RandomGuy1.00 5 років тому +1

      @@HisMajestyTheQween Naaah... *Eats more pizza*

  • @sophi708
    @sophi708 3 роки тому +6

    “Maybe next time he’ll try using a sponge” I can’t 💀🤣🤣

  • @ErinMartyFreeman
    @ErinMartyFreeman 8 років тому +429

    Poor cab driver, felt really bad for him. D:

    • @devinammerman8397
      @devinammerman8397 8 років тому +11

      Erin Marty Freeman right!? Poor man you could hear how upset he was.

    • @threediagram5645
      @threediagram5645 8 років тому +16

      Erin Marty Freeman I feel bad for him to and then I was so happy that the cop car was behind the user car

    • @threediagram5645
      @threediagram5645 8 років тому +3

      Uber

    • @smolshie
      @smolshie 7 років тому +9

      Poor guy :(

    • @stepanfedun9122
      @stepanfedun9122 7 років тому +2

      Marcia Walkes do you mean retired? lol

  • @curtfishfilms9895
    @curtfishfilms9895 7 років тому +87

    As the saying goes "Common sense isn't so common"

  • @jenniferayson6288
    @jenniferayson6288 5 років тому +154

    OMG THAT OLD MAN WAS SO CLOSE TO DEATH I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM I WANT TO VISIT HIM AND SAY WERE YOU OKAY

    • @rennlee8545
      @rennlee8545 4 роки тому +11

      He should've gotten a go fund me so he don't have to drive a damn cab anymore! Poor guy probably has ptsd!

  • @GiDD504
    @GiDD504 4 роки тому +10

    Man I feel for that cab driver. You could hear it in his voice he was so scared.

  • @fungusranking8615
    @fungusranking8615 4 роки тому +121

    10:42 he really dont know that windows made of uno reverse card

    • @Lian1286
      @Lian1286 4 роки тому +4

      That’s the second video I’ve seen where a criminal knocks himself out with a brick, except the other guy was trying break into a building by throwing a brick at a glass door.

    • @kaitlynz9461
      @kaitlynz9461 4 роки тому +4

      @@Lian1286 it sounds so dumb like wtf they knocked themself out with a brick🤣

  • @Grasshopper80s4ever
    @Grasshopper80s4ever 5 років тому +36

    I work with a lady one time that took all the money out of the safe behind the counter at the grocery store we worked at.
    She bragged to her friend that there's no way they're going to find out.
    About 20 minutes after she took the money from the safe the police showed up and hauled her away.
    Security cameras work good

  • @jeffakagha4505
    @jeffakagha4505 4 роки тому +92

    Narrator: "He throws the brick, his mind in wash of images of wealth, happiness and success, in just a few seconds, he'll be cruising the lawn with his new steam, picking up chicks, leaving men jealous in a trail of smoke in his way".
    .
    .
    *Plot twist takes place*

  • @KrabbyPattySecretForumla
    @KrabbyPattySecretForumla 3 роки тому +7

    2:16 *"Oh my gosh, Emiliy you're such a crackhead lmao"*

  • @zenitsuagatsuma7293
    @zenitsuagatsuma7293 5 років тому +306

    5:36 he stole sausages I mean who would do that
    Me:.......

  • @marcusvincevalencia200
    @marcusvincevalencia200 5 років тому +205

    I can’t be mad at that sausage stealer
    Those things are taaasty

    • @sweeneytodd011
      @sweeneytodd011 4 роки тому +4

      Must've had some serious munchies.

    • @hismajesty2
      @hismajesty2 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @MusicianIsaac
      @MusicianIsaac 4 роки тому +2

      it is hilarious but he still was trespassing so

    • @chillcult1613
      @chillcult1613 4 роки тому

      he can just steal the money and buy more sosig

    • @kenkai2861
      @kenkai2861 4 роки тому

      sausages are disguasting
      Didin't you see what they made of?

  • @Samira87333
    @Samira87333 4 роки тому +72

    The elderly man broke my heart :(

  • @leenicekamya.4339
    @leenicekamya.4339 4 роки тому +115

    “Some people still money”
    “Some people still car”
    “Some people still diamonds”
    “And some people s till sausage”
    Me : 👁👄👁wha-😂😭

  • @nailartonyoutube8034
    @nailartonyoutube8034 8 років тому +246

    Back to nokia..atleast it has snakes😂i died

    • @fredschriks8554
      @fredschriks8554 7 років тому +4

      Nail art On youtube The best thing ever added to a phone. 👌 Those Nokia's 3310 were so strong they could survive the end of the world.

    • @lytruongtruong40
      @lytruongtruong40 6 років тому

      Nail art On yout

    • @eusirogers3880
      @eusirogers3880 5 років тому +1

      I had a hearty laughter because I had that phone

  • @vxfcb
    @vxfcb 5 років тому +117

    The car did a uno reverse 10:42

  • @huyenho893
    @huyenho893 4 роки тому +67

    Robber: “I need it all right now. If you don’t want to die man.”
    3 second later
    Robber: “I’m not gonna hurt you”
    8:10

    • @catlord69
      @catlord69 4 роки тому +1

      you can feel that he did that from desperation

  • @kristatalks
    @kristatalks 4 роки тому +7

    Im crying the ubers voice the poor old man 😭

  • @xinu7814
    @xinu7814 5 років тому +256

    They drew on their faces to disguise themselves 🤣🤣🤣morons

    • @THawkMedia
      @THawkMedia 5 років тому +3

      That's how mafia works

    • @sanicboi9187
      @sanicboi9187 5 років тому

      @@THawkMedia *(does orange justice)*

    • @danielshaw4823
      @danielshaw4823 5 років тому

      Do they still think it’s Halloween or something

    • @chrisphillips1697
      @chrisphillips1697 4 роки тому

      Xinu I heard that they named themselves the 2 person scribble face gang!

  • @mistyinltown79
    @mistyinltown79 8 років тому +56

    The music is absolutely perfect, and OMG the Sharpie Bandits! LOL!

    • @Laticebule
      @Laticebule 6 років тому +1

      LMAO THAT ONE HAD ME DYING!!!!!!!

  • @bakaqua121
    @bakaqua121 5 років тому +287

    Moral Lesson: *never touch a camera after becoming a thief*

    • @RanaRandom
      @RanaRandom 5 років тому +8

      Lights
      Camera
      scene one, take one
      *ACTION*

    • @alukuhito
      @alukuhito 4 роки тому +1

      I'm surprised people even commit crimes anymore. Cameras are everywhere. Everyone's got a camera.

  • @busariridwan318
    @busariridwan318 4 роки тому +3

    The first one got me laughing with the commentary, "cashless, BRAINLESS and profitless"😂😂😂

  • @toriszn
    @toriszn 5 років тому +136

    he really tried to steal the phone on those cordy thingys 🤣

  • @Marcus_Thomas_
    @Marcus_Thomas_ 5 років тому +310

    Robber: "keep your hands where I can see them"
    Also robber: "give me your wallet"
    Me:😑

    • @chrisphillips1697
      @chrisphillips1697 4 роки тому +5

      2 Chill how do u want me 2 keep my hands where u can see them & get my wallet 2? Hell I’m a cab driver not a magician!

    • @qlasalle
      @qlasalle 4 роки тому

      Hes green and scared.

    • @mollyanderson657
      @mollyanderson657 4 роки тому

      Bruh

  • @kerenchadwick9697
    @kerenchadwick9697 4 роки тому +43

    "Next time maybe he should try using a SPONGE" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @raisinbran1518
    @raisinbran1518 3 роки тому +5

    The poor cab driver 😢 he seems like such a sweet guy and you can see how scared he was

  • @Raving_gamer420
    @Raving_gamer420 5 років тому +54

    That poor old man was scared half to death in that cab

  • @asmaaziz6380
    @asmaaziz6380 5 років тому +219

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    These are idiotic criminals
    They got caught too
    😂😂🤣🤣

  • @valkyviktor3228
    @valkyviktor3228 5 років тому +46

    I hurt my belly so much just from laughing at the time when the police light pop up at this 8:20

  • @arjunrathore3605
    @arjunrathore3605 Рік тому +3

    Your commentary is amazing man 🤣🤣 I had a amazing time watching it. You just earned a subscriber 😉🤣🥂