Jokes on you, my micronation has a dog in it. It's not a good guard dog, it'll just get excited to see someone new and start leaping at you, eating your feet and arms, scratching you, so on. EDIT: I have assessed these hostilities as a threat to my nation and will now send a dumb dog after you
@@intothemap360 well it isn't in the jungle tho, it's inside my house, thats also a micronation, so i can't just doxx myself, but my country's name is Kingdom of Bednia(because the most important thing there is my bed)
Hahahahaha I have strict rules about not invading kingdoms with actual occupants that live in them. Thats called breaking and entering and I don’t feel like going to jail! Your kingdom is safe my friend and thanks for watching
Greetings from The Republic of Gräsen. We have considered the hostilities done to this Micronation alarming and are now on high alert. Han Kalinshed! Han Gräsen!
as a dictator of a mircronation that i forgot about a year ago, i am so scared of your power i surrender all my lands to you and will serve in your military as reparations for my micronations existence
Perfect. All I ask is that you get a nice Texas flag asap and maybe a small wooden cannon and at 3 o clock every day go to the highest point in your kingdom and scream “LONG LIVE TEXAS LONG LIVE INTOTHEMAP”. Thats all
I welcome you into my pact of peace known as MicroNato. An attack on one is an attack on all! We are most concerned with the proliferation of MicroNukes.
@@intothemap360 im glad to be invited into micronato, im proud of your victory over the USSM (united soviet socialist microstates) and will gladly help against microssia and their invasion of microkaine 🫡
Oh that does sound like a big army. I can’t go against such odds. I believe you are safe. Why don’t you join my MicroNato pact and that way we all defend each other and stop the spread of MicroNukes
I tend to only invade unarmed and unguarded micronations. The idea of even an army of 1 puts me in total panic! I think you’re safe (but just in case where is your country located? Asking for a friend)
The hostilities committed against this micronation have been considered a warcrime by our São Paulo Convention. The Republic of Aiuruoca considers this an act of war.
Please don't invade Ironland, they have a population of several thousands of people, but none of the people live there due to how tiny it is, and they have a very peaceful leader.
@@intothemap360 Sure, we can form a micro-NATO! You will recognize all of our military expeditions and territorial claims as legitimate and we will recognize yours in return. And we will also protect each other from getting invaded.
Hahaha liberland is another beast. I was in Croatia and know the border police will arrest you for just attempting to get there. I’m just trying to have fun not actually get in trouble
@@nikolais163 they live nearby, not on the exact piece of disputed land if my memory serves me correctly. They have a whole little village though that has cool housing and yurts etc
"this might be one of the first times an entire country was taken without a single bullet" an American forgetting that there is such a thing as pre-gunpowder history is kind of fitting
Haha I agree it was a ridiculous thing to say and I’m not mad you underlined the fact I said it haha. It was ridiculous overall. My wife thinks I’ve lost my mind. Thanks for watching
Near Bjorkerod. On the beach about right here. (56.2875831, 12.5392346). Park at the old farm and follow the big N on the trees if you’re thinking of going. Bring a flag and reinvade!!!
I mean it’s as official as anything in the world of micronations hahah. I was briefly listed as a claimant on the Wikipedia page to check the edits. Someone from the comments here added me and then Wikipedia reversed it haha.
Nah haha it’s fine I know it’s wacky. But I was in Sweden and thought why not try and do a fake invasion of a micronation and rep my home state while I’m at it :)
WW1: Assasination
WW2: Austrian Painter
WW3: *Battle of the Micronations* 🗣️🔥
Edit: You earned yourself a new sub! Keep up the great content!
Thank you so much! I’m glad others like my comedic and satirical invasion.
Ironland should know about this
Is Ironland safe from invasion? Time will tell
@@intothemap360Iron Land has an army of 200k soldiers
@@Elix111 *population
That’s more than my army of 1
I wouldn’t doubt that Ironland could put together a militia of well over a hundred rifle squadrons in a few months.
And thus a great conqueror is born! Great content bro!
More crazy adventures and exploring videos coming!!!! Thanks so much for watching!!
Instructions unclear i am now getting locked up in north Korea
You didn’t follow my invasion steps then. Did you take off bright colors and whisper?
@@intothemap360 yes 😭
Dang well maybe there is more than 3 rules to an invasion. Maybe I’ll come do a rescue video and film that haha
@@intothemap360 lol 🤣 please do for many's sake 🙏
You forgot the most important rule: The army size and chance of succeeding
Jokes on you, my micronation has a dog in it. It's not a good guard dog, it'll just get excited to see someone new and start leaping at you, eating your feet and arms, scratching you, so on.
EDIT: I have assessed these hostilities as a threat to my nation and will now send a dumb dog after you
My dog looks scary but poops itself if a squirrel looks at them funny
@@intothemap360 makes sense, my nan's dog barks at people like crazy but then hides under anything it can find
i eat dogs so i can
Yeet
@@Siboroz Yeet (how tf did you find my comment)
I have changed The Wikipedia side now LOL
Omg that’s AMAZING I love it
Man they already changed it back. Can you redo with this video as a source??? Haha
Good luck with Sealand
That one seems more like a naval activity and you don’t see me in boats much after the time explored the abandoned Texas dam
Mr. Beast's newest video: I PAID FOUR PDF FILES TO INVADE SEALAND FOR A HUNDRED CHILDREN IN THE MIDDLE WHILST A HUNDRED PEOPLE MUST DEFEND THEM!
He goes big.
If he was invading Sealand back in the 60s he'd be cooked since they actually would fight back but now it's basically a house at sea
@I_HAVE_LUMBAGO they sent an attack helicopter on them 😭
Those buildings are an OSHA violation but I respect the Blight-town aesthetic.
as a long time resident of Ladonia, TX, this is great
When I first pulled up Ladonia on Google Earth I was like wait what??? It’s in my state???? Thanks for watching from Texas!!!!
Goodluck invading me, i am a Micro Nation inside a Micro Nation thats inside Brazil
In the jungle? Seems like a nice challenge. Send some coordinates!! What’s your country name?
@@intothemap360 well it isn't in the jungle tho, it's inside my house, thats also a micronation, so i can't just doxx myself, but my country's name is Kingdom of Bednia(because the most important thing there is my bed)
Hahahahaha I have strict rules about not invading kingdoms with actual occupants that live in them. Thats called breaking and entering and I don’t feel like going to jail! Your kingdom is safe my friend and thanks for watching
@@intothemap360 hello, brazilian here. if you invade bedland we will be forced to send the army.
@@rapha9611 that sounds scary. More than 1 man army?
Nah bruh I’m a micronation, but awesome video nonetheless
I love micronations and only do these videos in the spirit of all things that happen in the real world. Micronations at times face microinvasions!!!
Greetings from The Republic of Gräsen. We have considered the hostilities done to this Micronation alarming and are now on high alert. Han Kalinshed! Han Gräsen!
I recommend you join the MicroNato pact of peace I have started.
@@intothemap360 Funnily enough I made my own as a joke. "The MicroNation Grand Treaty." but I shall join yours
It seems even safer to for us to join both! Double alliance!
@@intothemap360 W
Got to love the shirt man
Only coffee I drink!!!
@@intothemap360 same
this is the koreo of cats government we hear about this everyday
Welcome to the Channel Koreo of cats government
I have a Micronation too, but there is a giant gate that i can't close so i could easily be invaded 😔
i saw him run thought the forest and thought ... captain puerto rico
Hahaha….the knock off of captain America haha
captain cuba
Bro just 45’d that Micronation
My micro nation has a military numbering in 1, and it's the elite royal guard.
GLORY TO Texas!!!! 🇹🇽 🇹🇽 🇹🇽 🇹🇽 🇹🇽 🇹🇽 🇹🇽
The Lone Star state is still getting bigger!!!
@@insert-username-here_0 texas got a flag update, or maybe my phone dosent have texas
The king who owns that land, they call Skeletor! Be careful with your new land, the displaced king is a formidable foe!
my dreams be like:
There are a lot of micronations that still need invading!!
now conquer more micronations
Oh I’ve got a few more adventures in mind. Breaking the laws of fake nations seems like a good idea
as a dictator of a mircronation that i forgot about a year ago, i am so scared of your power i surrender all my lands to you and will serve in your military as reparations for my micronations existence
Perfect. All I ask is that you get a nice Texas flag asap and maybe a small wooden cannon and at 3 o clock every day go to the highest point in your kingdom and scream “LONG LIVE TEXAS LONG LIVE INTOTHEMAP”. Thats all
@@intothemap360 already got the texas flag, but i gotta work on the cannon, and i will follow all orders LONG LIVE INTOTHEMAP
I welcome you into my pact of peace known as MicroNato. An attack on one is an attack on all! We are most concerned with the proliferation of MicroNukes.
@@intothemap360 im glad to be invited into micronato, im proud of your victory over the USSM (united soviet socialist microstates) and will gladly help against microssia and their invasion of microkaine 🫡
This whole micronation business is objectively hilarious and has so many avenues.
I am not a micronation, however, I will hereby be taking this footage as hostilies to the entire Micronation Council.
MicroNato alliance for peace will see this as a provocation!!!!!
As the leader of a micronation with 5 people in it, if you invade, *YOU ARE COOKED*
Oh that does sound like a big army. I can’t go against such odds. I believe you are safe. Why don’t you join my MicroNato pact and that way we all defend each other and stop the spread of MicroNukes
did bush sponsor this video?
Sadly I’m not that sort of Texan royalty and I didn’t find any oil
I’m a micro-nation in Australia, Queensland :p
Hmmm interesting. What are your coordinates and the strength of your military? Asking for a friend
HAPPY 1K SUBS!!!!! IM YOUR 1,000th SUB!!!!!
Took me a while!!!! Thank you!’
A new country popped up in Albania go conquer that (also unrelated an anime has the first song in ur video it's called Girls und panzer)
@@intothemap360 Sovereign State of the Bektashi Order it has its own Wikipedia
Very interesting I’m learning there are so many micronations out there!
corner o yardia shall never fall
As a leader of a micronation, I shall put my army of 1 on high alert. If you dare invade Octavia, I will be waiting for you…
I tend to only invade unarmed and unguarded micronations. The idea of even an army of 1 puts me in total panic! I think you’re safe (but just in case where is your country located? Asking for a friend)
I think you made a new enemy for us like sweden was not our enemy before this
Yea they just joined nato too. I’m sure I’ve started WW3
The hostilities committed against this micronation have been considered a warcrime by our São Paulo Convention. The Republic of Aiuruoca considers this an act of war.
Good thing none of us have micronukes
Missed opportunity to play "THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU!!!"
There’s always the next invasion!!!
This video reminds me of my grandpa who invaded Poland.
Interesting. Which direction did he invade from?? East or west haha
@@intothemap360
lol 💀
@@Goofy_Ahh_Cat_lol you get where my question was going haha
For the Republic of Texas!
Please don't invade Ironland, they have a population of several thousands of people, but none of the people live there due to how tiny it is, and they have a very peaceful leader.
And the flattest crisply ironed shirts possible
WW2 be like:
That was unfair. That one doesn't have an army. Go for a micronation like Austenasia
All is fair in love and war!
Finds random stick fort cosplaying as a county, claims it for Texas!
That should have been my video title
“The trees speak Vietnamese”
Poland jump scare 7:23
You should invade this society of the orange rock
You won’t find it if you look it up that’s how unknown it is. I don’t know where it is, but I made it. It has an orange rock.
Say no more. I shall start looking for only orange rocks
@@intothemap360 the rock had spray paint on it. That was orange and it has faded. It’s somewhere in Illinois at a park.
You’ve already given me far too many clues. I want a challenge okay
@@intothemap360 fine
Micronation name: Ladonia
Oddly also the name of a town in Texas
Molossia will be prepared
Haha I’m talking with their king
Greetings from the Federal Republic of Historica! Perhaps we can work out some sort of alliance?
What terms of alliance do you suggest? Micro-nato? Or something else
@@intothemap360 Sure, we can form a micro-NATO! You will recognize all of our military expeditions and territorial claims as legitimate and we will recognize yours in return. And we will also protect each other from getting invaded.
I think that’s a solid idea. Attack on one is attack on all! We are the two founding members of micro-nato.
@@intothemap360 Long live Micro-NATIO!
lol this is awesome
I’m just glad there wasn’t anyone else there when I filmed this. Wouldn’t want anyone to think I’m…nuts
@@intothemap360 yeah lol
interesting
Welcome to the channel! Sooooo tell me about your micronation. Asking for a friend
Nah bros about to start ww3
Wouldn’t that be crazy. Not all the current players in Russia and the Middle East. Nope, a UA-camr making a funny video ends the world haha
Good luck with Phoedolea aka my micro nation
How strong is your military? I prefer unarmed nations
@@intothemap360 definitely a top micro national power
@@intothemap360 if not the most powerful
That seems hard. I should probably work my way up to it
@@intothemap360 good luck finding it😏 we are also developing new military technologies
Hah hah hah!!! Raveenia will not fall! We have a poodle guarding our lands
My Achilles heel.
@@intothemap360 It’s an 11 week old fella just don’t lay down near her
Lucky there weren’t any small guard dogs in Ladonia
@@intothemap360 lol, how on earth was that capital even upright
It was a bit shaky. Didn’t make it all the way to the top because I like living
Next try to colonize petoria
E. Peterbus Unum
Republic of bedonia will rise
MY MICRONATION HAS A DEAD BUG IN IT HOW ABOUT THAT😎
I’m sorry you lost your citizen
Persposperous, the states would never accept the expansion of Texas.
I guess you’ve never heard of the super state of Flotexarida
Ironland beware!!
It’s so unprotected isn’t it, just, sitting there in public all alone. 🤔
Dont invaid Liberland they whill not surender
Hahaha liberland is another beast. I was in Croatia and know the border police will arrest you for just attempting to get there. I’m just trying to have fun not actually get in trouble
@@intothemap360 Yep but i Think its also populated
@@nikolais163 they live nearby, not on the exact piece of disputed land if my memory serves me correctly. They have a whole little village though that has cool housing and yurts etc
The DPRK sends its aid to Texas as it fights the rebellious oppressors.
Yikes! Who had DPRK aiding Texas on their 2024 bingo card?
@@intothemap360 We did, comrade.
It's all a part of our master plan!
Huh well uh thanks for watching mr dictator
@@intothemap360 Wooooooah! Dictator? Don't you mean democratically elected leader?
"this might be one of the first times an entire country was taken without a single bullet"
an American forgetting that there is such a thing as pre-gunpowder history is kind of fitting
Oh come on. The entire thing is satire. You think I don’t know there were sword and arrow battles for time eternal?
@@intothemap360 i get it was satire
I am joking myself :^ )
Haha I agree it was a ridiculous thing to say and I’m not mad you underlined the fact I said it haha. It was ridiculous overall. My wife thinks I’ve lost my mind. Thanks for watching
You will never invade New HillLand because you don’t know where we are
Stealth micronations are the absolute toughest targets!
Invade Mollosia lol
Haha that guy is cool, we’ve been talking about some video ideas there with the kings blessing
Dude we don’t invade small country’s we kinda do the opposite I can’t believe your betrayed mother land😟😂
I’m fine with any size invasion!!! Large or small! ‘Merica!
+1 territory
What micro nation is it called?
Now? Texas. Before? Ladonia.
HA! you will not dare to travel to mex to anex it
Mexico is a bit wild for a one man army to conquer. I know my limits
scary
Yes texas
Where is this in Sweden
Near Bjorkerod. On the beach about right here. (56.2875831, 12.5392346). Park at the old farm and follow the big N on the trees if you’re thinking of going. Bring a flag and reinvade!!!
I wasn't planning on going, actually I have my own micronation here in Indiana. I was just going to look for this on Google Earth
Nice!!!! I’ve been looking for a micronation in the USA for further adventures such as running a marathon inside a micronation or other fun nonsense.
It's not _exactly_ a micronation, its only I that declared such thing, but yeah.
I think declaration is the main criteria. Make a flag next and you’re set!
looks like someone is after you
@@randomsovietguy-p5c how so?
Xd
Molosia is next
We shall see;)
Cool
No go to sealand 💪💪💪
You got a ship I can borrow? lol. Also that place is occupied so not going to show up uninvited
Is this gonna be temporary?
HURRAH ONCE AGAIN
Is that official? 💀💀
I mean it’s as official as anything in the world of micronations hahah. I was briefly listed as a claimant on the Wikipedia page to check the edits. Someone from the comments here added me and then Wikipedia reversed it haha.
Stiampera condemns texan actions and does not recognize the invasion!!!!!!
The eyes of Texas are upon you
@@intothemap360 gl getting to a random dalmatian village!
VIVE STIAMPERAAAAA
Hahaha I was literally in Croatian villages right after this video but I’ve left now so you’re probably safe.
❤🤍💙
Thanks for watching :)
and why did you feel the need to do this?
I felt like it. It’s all for comedic purposes! Thanks for watching!
@@intothemap360 ya i think it was a cool video
@@intothemap360 sorry if i sounded mean
Nah haha it’s fine I know it’s wacky. But I was in Sweden and thought why not try and do a fake invasion of a micronation and rep my home state while I’m at it :)
@@intothemap360 a tru american thing to do! to that i. salute
I don’t think we need to be invaded after 2 civil wars lol 🥲
Ladonia had two civil wars????
@@intothemap360 no my micronation
@@intothemap360 we have a very unstable government