WHY CAN'T I GET A GIRLFRIEND?! | GTA V

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  • @libby4943
    @libby4943 8 років тому +211

    I completely lost it when Sandra went flying into 2018😂😭

    • @sw1ftclan924
      @sw1ftclan924 6 років тому +1

      Libby OMG 😲 she missed it by 1 year

  • @sc0nnolly
    @sc0nnolly 7 років тому +168

    Stop staring at barbara's babs
    -Joe Sugg 2017

  • @diariesofapossessedboy6257
    @diariesofapossessedboy6257 8 років тому +121

    literally 20 minutes ago i was saying to myself "i need more joe sugg and oli playing gta5" IT IS MY FAVOURITE EVER IM SO HAPPY TO SEE THIS

    • @diariesofapossessedboy6257
      @diariesofapossessedboy6257 8 років тому +2

      ive literally been on a joe sugg binge this entire night, i regret nothing (beside the fact that i have school in 3 hours and ive done no homework)

    • @Abmdev
      @Abmdev 8 років тому

      mayapapaya binge??

    • @diariesofapossessedboy6257
      @diariesofapossessedboy6257 8 років тому +2

      abody moustafa as in a excessively indulged in watching all his videos

  • @keiramay7503
    @keiramay7503 6 років тому +122

    Oli: “Oh there’s a girl.”
    *0.5 seconds later*
    Oli:”Oh shit I ran her over.”
    LMAOOO

  • @katherinefortage9001
    @katherinefortage9001 7 років тому +41

    The one thing that I have noticed through this whole series is that whenever joe finds a friend oli always finds a way to kill them 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @LCW785
      @LCW785 Місяць тому

      Rhubarb crumble and custard

  • @kooroppi
    @kooroppi 8 років тому +695

    i like how the beginning nowadays is them drinking 😂

    • @jaspergrm5103
      @jaspergrm5103 8 років тому

      Aira .

    • @chloelcarroll9259
      @chloelcarroll9259 8 років тому +2

      Aira saw you on zalfie sims

    • @e3s23
      @e3s23 8 років тому +1

      JAGVlogs&Games 246810

    • @defonotells
      @defonotells 8 років тому +1

      chloe carroll same

    • @zak7736
      @zak7736 8 років тому +5

      Aira I swear u got top comment up two vids straight

  • @ellelouise1620
    @ellelouise1620 8 років тому +246

    "That's what she said"-Joe
    "Did she?"-Oli made me laugh sm😂 lysm joe and oli❤

  • @jannealeandra8388
    @jannealeandra8388 7 років тому +177

    I love it when Oli said " Oh look I found a girl- oh never mind I ran her over " 😂

  • @christythacker2685
    @christythacker2685 8 років тому +72

    *when oil bashed in with his car and killed joes girl Sandra 🤣* hhaha #RIPSANDRA

    • @nvmicak750
      @nvmicak750 6 років тому

      Christy Thacker I'm in

    • @paigeknitschke6012
      @paigeknitschke6012 4 роки тому

      Christy Thacker oli

    • @gamerdecyt7649
      @gamerdecyt7649 4 роки тому

      paige knitschke if you don’t know it’s auto correct it does it to me all the time when I say oli

  • @katherinefortage9001
    @katherinefortage9001 7 років тому +30

    Oli: oh she’s got short shorts on
    Me: dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @girlonabookshelf4922
    @girlonabookshelf4922 8 років тому +121

    I knew Joe was gonna call that bikini girl Sandra, no idea how but I did!!😂😂😂

  • @ryanfire4176
    @ryanfire4176 8 років тому +349

    Why are you wearing two pairs of headphones? You absolute melon. 😂

    • @tjbrown2753
      @tjbrown2753 8 років тому +5

      Lana Moore one is to listen to Olin and the other is to listen the game

    • @laurasayer8746
      @laurasayer8746 8 років тому +6

      Lana Moore I think ones for the game and ones to hear oli 😂😂

    • @aoibhinbrennan8877
      @aoibhinbrennan8877 8 років тому +2

      Joe Sugg he's got proper headphones and apple headphones

    • @elizabethwardhaugh327
      @elizabethwardhaugh327 8 років тому +2

      Lana Moore ones to listen to oli and the others to listen to the game

    • @untitled6022
      @untitled6022 8 років тому +13

      one to listen to the game/Oli and one to record his voice?

  • @groigen
    @groigen 8 років тому +1006

    CANT BREATHE OMG WHEN OLI RAN THAT GIRL OVER

    • @kennedyphillips1518
      @kennedyphillips1518 8 років тому +8

      Miyumura That was literally amazing

    • @hellou27
      @hellou27 8 років тому +13

      It's Joe's reaction that has me cackling XD Brilliant xx

    • @kl0riiii
      @kl0riiii 8 років тому +2

      I KNOW IM DEAD

    • @faridahossam2178
      @faridahossam2178 8 років тому +10

      Miyumura same I nearly died of laughter 😂😂 and then Joe's face is priceless😂😂

    • @lokistockwell
      @lokistockwell 8 років тому

      Miyumura haha

  • @jaehwajeon
    @jaehwajeon 5 років тому +15

    Oli:Don’t pull out thank you
    Joe: that’s what she said 😏
    Joe: oh wait what
    Oli: really

  • @Isabexa
    @Isabexa 8 років тому +225

    99 % of people wont see this but the
    1% that does have a good new year to you and your family !

    • @abbie799
      @abbie799 5 років тому +4

      Isabexa you too

    • @kieranryan4531
      @kieranryan4531 5 років тому +1

      Isabexa thank you

    • @ebmaloney1997
      @ebmaloney1997 4 роки тому

      2020 be like
      Naa ya bitches 🤣

    • @kaci6563
      @kaci6563 4 роки тому

      I know I'm 3 years late but thank youuuu c

  • @ollienash3284
    @ollienash3284 8 років тому +446

    Go on the map and look for the high heel logo and that's the strip club. Like so joe can see

    • @MAX-mn6ww
      @MAX-mn6ww 7 років тому +2

      Ollie Nash you need to unlock it first

    • @mrdannyhussain
      @mrdannyhussain 7 років тому +1

      max on minecraft no you don't

    • @kiddiesz
      @kiddiesz 7 років тому

      Mr. tarti
      No you dont

    • @yeet7768
      @yeet7768 7 років тому

      Ollie Nash gg fđrsxčķīłggrrsgrxxrgrgxfgxgfxfxfs so you no

    • @yeet7768
      @yeet7768 7 років тому

      Đ

  • @cheerio336
    @cheerio336 8 років тому +41

    Olis a great friend he didn't even come to your rescue 😂😂

    • @cheerio336
      @cheerio336 8 років тому +25

      And he even killed your girlfriend 😂

  • @jaime-leighmccarthy9364
    @jaime-leighmccarthy9364 8 років тому +49

    I started this video honestly crying of sadness, after it finished i was crying of laughter, that's how much Joe's videos affect my mood☺ it helped me forget my problems even if it was only for 14 minutes ❤

  • @doot6647
    @doot6647 7 років тому +28

    'Stop staring at Barbara's baps'
    Suggster 2017

  • @kendall914
    @kendall914 6 років тому +6

    I swear dude every time I watch these Oli and Joe GTA videos I die of laughter so much I choke on the food I'm eating and I'm dying and someone send help

    • @bwingbwinggwiyomi
      @bwingbwinggwiyomi 3 роки тому +2

      I can't even eat or drink water properly whilst watching his GTA videos 🤣

  • @meganpetty6747
    @meganpetty6747 8 років тому +546

    It was so funny when olli ran over his girlfriend

  • @rosegoldenfoster5360
    @rosegoldenfoster5360 8 років тому +16

    "That's what she said. Oh wait." -Uncomfortable Joseph 2017

  • @maeabdulla1180
    @maeabdulla1180 8 років тому +123

    When Oli ran over that girl on the pier, it looked like titanic on a truck tho 😂😂😱😱

  • @heyitsdeja9538
    @heyitsdeja9538 7 років тому +6

    "dont pull out! DONT PULL OUT!"
    "thats what she said. wait what?"
    😭

  • @vivlogz3491
    @vivlogz3491 3 роки тому +4

    Who’s watching all these in 2021 wishing this series came back :(

  • @cara424
    @cara424 8 років тому +116

    Joe's character looks like a mix of Jesse Eisenberg (from now you see me) and the joker

    • @georgehale9471
      @georgehale9471 7 років тому +3

      Cara Henderson Also, there's the yellow minivan from zombie land that Jesse eisenberg starred in.

    • @karleehansen18
      @karleehansen18 7 років тому +1

      Cara Henderson yes

  • @francesca9466
    @francesca9466 8 років тому +55

    It has been so long since I laughed this much #RIPSANDRA❤

  • @caitlingeorge4521
    @caitlingeorge4521 8 років тому +155

    You have thousands of people who would love to be your girlfriend so screw the virtual girls

    • @shaileighbristow1864
      @shaileighbristow1864 8 років тому +2

      Caitlin Lee-Sugg omfg that's so true😂💙✌🏻

    • @diidada
      @diidada 8 років тому +13

      but half of them are underage lol

    • @caitlingeorge4521
      @caitlingeorge4521 8 років тому

      Diidada - me 😂💗

    • @demihoward9991
      @demihoward9991 8 років тому +6

      Caitlin Lee-Sugg yh but he doesn't want them it's his choice 😂

    • @amybecca6326
      @amybecca6326 8 років тому +16

      True but a lot of them are 13

  • @emilydoorman6215
    @emilydoorman6215 3 роки тому +2

    Joe: are you perving on my neighbours again?
    Oli: NOOO I'M NOT NOO

  • @heathersmith3074
    @heathersmith3074 8 років тому +2

    When oil ran over Sandra oh my god, I've never laughed more in my life😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rheaverma4358
    @rheaverma4358 8 років тому +57

    1:54 oli you're quite a HIT with the ladies!! Haha...ok no...

    • @itsruby3348
      @itsruby3348 8 років тому +2

      rhea v 😂😂😂😂

  • @parisrosex8772
    @parisrosex8772 8 років тому +413

    Do a GTA video with Josh Caspar and Oli .PLEASE I BEG YOU🙏🏽

    • @jackbantoft1972
      @jackbantoft1972 8 років тому +1

      Miss.sassy. P good idea

    • @sougofan
      @sougofan 8 років тому +2

      yes!!!!!! they can do another heist while they're at it as well

    • @fragglesrocking
      @fragglesrocking 8 років тому

      Miss.sassy. P i swear he already did

    • @kaylajacko9327
      @kaylajacko9327 8 років тому

      Miss.sassy. P that's a good and funny idea but should be really long with no editing xx

    • @annaryan3793
      @annaryan3793 8 років тому +6

      Miss.sassy. P Yeah I wish he did one everyday

  • @alex_kilgore
    @alex_kilgore 8 років тому +55

    hahaha Oli had perfect timing

  • @collinwalsh7008
    @collinwalsh7008 8 років тому +36

    Really enjoying the GTA gaming vids Joe keep up the great job 👍🏻

  • @neonpunvk3842
    @neonpunvk3842 7 років тому +6

    Joes character looks like the Mad Hatter and Willy Wonka has a baby 😂😂😂

  • @avawixey2598
    @avawixey2598 8 років тому +155

    I wish we could see oils view of this game..........

    • @gingerbreadgirl3357
      @gingerbreadgirl3357 7 років тому +3

      then again it would be from all the same episodes so we'd only see the exact same thing as joes point of view

    • @ellabella2395
      @ellabella2395 7 років тому

      Ava Wixey not really dddaa

    • @MAX-mn6ww
      @MAX-mn6ww 7 років тому +6

      who's oil

    • @ellabella2395
      @ellabella2395 7 років тому +1

      max on minecraft the person playing the game with joe

    • @annagill6686
      @annagill6686 7 років тому +5

      no oil isnt playing xD

  • @ajaini1709
    @ajaini1709 8 років тому +106

    You went to a random building there's an actual strip pub called vanilla unicorn on GTA that's the one u can go in

  • @charlottesims6148
    @charlottesims6148 8 років тому +57

    That wasn't the right place 😂 It's on the map

  • @leticiavaladez9367
    @leticiavaladez9367 8 років тому +26

    that not the strip club that the beer bar when you go on the map you will see a high hell shoe and that will be the strip club

  • @jay-yy2zb
    @jay-yy2zb 4 роки тому +2

    this is possibly the funniest video of this whole series

  • @wolfieboy7932
    @wolfieboy7932 8 років тому +23

    I like the bit we're joes gf gets ran over lol

  • @maddiehimsworth1221
    @maddiehimsworth1221 8 років тому +13

    You don't need a gf when you have a Caspar! 💖👌🏻

    • @sweetiecrisp
      @sweetiecrisp 8 років тому +7

      Don't be stupid. No one can date Caspar. He's a pineapple

    • @nickydelrey2192
      @nickydelrey2192 8 років тому

      Sweetie Crisp Yup, He's really SKINNEY and Looks Boring.

  • @horriblehorrigan4064
    @horriblehorrigan4064 8 років тому +29

    Please can you and Ollie do a video where you try not to get any stars at all or get chased by the police, and the first one to get in trouble or die has to do a forfeit! P.S. If you read this, I love you and all your videos!!❤️

    • @boltzalpha3848
      @boltzalpha3848 7 років тому

      Georgie Horrigan no that video will be boring

  • @hannahwood6672
    @hannahwood6672 6 років тому +1

    I have just been watching every single one of your gta vids plz do more

  • @sirischultz3855
    @sirischultz3855 8 років тому

    Omg I love that you do theese videoes THIS OFTEN! The fun never stoops!!! :D

  • @rwoodham
    @rwoodham 7 років тому +5

    Joes girlfriend frisbeed across the pier 😂😂

  • @jasminetheidiot4672
    @jasminetheidiot4672 6 років тому +4

    Who watching in 2018?? Now he has Dianne!!

  • @lucieashall4638
    @lucieashall4638 8 років тому +4

    Omg I've never laughed so much in my life ly Joe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

  • @amynessy
    @amynessy 6 років тому +1

    Miss these old oli and joe gta days where they are always running from the police or costa coffee

  • @CharlieMcCarthy57392
    @CharlieMcCarthy57392 6 років тому

    This is the best series on youtube and it always will be! I wish he could make more

  • @everlymcneil5694
    @everlymcneil5694 8 років тому +35

    That wasn't the nightclub. That was just some random place. Look for the high heel on your map and that's the strip club. I love you guys. Please make more GtA5 videos!

  • @editsbysoph
    @editsbysoph 7 років тому +5

    Oli: "Joe she's mine"
    Joe: "Omg😂"
    Oli: "OH NO I HIT HER"
    I'm dead😂😂😂

  • @sophiey5216
    @sophiey5216 5 років тому +4

    JOE AND DIANNE GTA 5 SHOULD BE A THING
    LIKE IF U AGREE

  • @lilymurphc
    @lilymurphc 6 років тому

    Omg when Ollie killed " Sandra " he came out of no where!😂 i was laughing my head off😂😂

  • @annasophie2699
    @annasophie2699 7 років тому

    GTA V with Oli and Joe is the best😂❤
    I LAUGHED ALL THE TIME😂

  • @laurenbennett2981
    @laurenbennett2981 8 років тому +6

    I was literally dying when Oli ran the girl over😂😂

  • @lukeforster3380
    @lukeforster3380 8 років тому +57

    Joe you can't get into what looks like a strip club unless it really is one. If you go on the map and press down on the d-pad until it selects a high heel shoe icon then you can go to a proper strip club with proper stripers 😊

  • @arun-_--_-5659
    @arun-_--_-5659 7 років тому +20

    RIP

  • @MarcoMontenegri
    @MarcoMontenegri 7 років тому

    13:02 that vine where the dog intercepts the baby running into the leaves, this is the best recreation yet

  • @sashamay5542
    @sashamay5542 7 років тому

    Joe this is the first series that actually makes me Laugh 😂🌺

  • @alyssa1986
    @alyssa1986 6 років тому +3

    6:53 WHO REMEMBERS *RODNEY* FROM WHEN JOE PLAYED THE WALKING DEAD??!!??!!

  • @kirstistraw9385
    @kirstistraw9385 6 років тому +5

    Who else is re watching after finding out joe is on strictly

  • @meggymoggyfloss1279
    @meggymoggyfloss1279 8 років тому +312

    I volunteer to be joe's girlfriend

    • @ΕλεΛουκ
      @ΕλεΛουκ 8 років тому +2

      Glamour daily Random kid πο

    • @phoebeevans08
      @phoebeevans08 7 років тому +5

      Glamour daily Random kid NO I VOLUNTEER TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND NOT YOU

    • @fluffykittyxx6360
      @fluffykittyxx6360 7 років тому +4

      Glamour daily Random kid NO HES MINE I VOLUNTEER

    • @chloevlogsandmore5620
      @chloevlogsandmore5620 7 років тому +5

      Glamour daily Random kid does it matter yeah he is cute and has a perfect body but still.....

    • @alannacat_xoxo8985
      @alannacat_xoxo8985 7 років тому +1

      Glamour daily Random kid same

  • @freyahartshorn8193
    @freyahartshorn8193 8 років тому

    I love it how Joe plays violent games and Alfie plays the sims!

  • @mrssusan1645
    @mrssusan1645 4 роки тому +1

    The music at 3:42 is the music for the 2020 ribena advert 😂

  • @emilypollard7060
    @emilypollard7060 8 років тому +5

    These are my favourite videos 😍

  • @kaitepie4742
    @kaitepie4742 7 років тому +3

    The title should be why I can't get a girlfriend

  • @madshudsonx
    @madshudsonx 7 років тому +3

    1:46-2:01 I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂

  • @rahni1814
    @rahni1814 7 років тому +1

    11:06 I'm getting bullied LOOOOOOOOL SO FUNNY THOSE WORDS JUST MADE MY DAY

  • @seonacunningham6059
    @seonacunningham6059 4 роки тому +1

    13:00 I CANT BREATH IM LAUGHING SOOO HARD HAHAHAHHAAH

  • @isabellarose4836
    @isabellarose4836 7 років тому +3

    Title:"why can't I get a girlfreind?'"
    Me: Because Oli runs them all over!! Lol.

  • @ciaranplayz7784
    @ciaranplayz7784 8 років тому +10

    THE OTHER STRIP CLUB !!!!!!

  • @hehehehohoho7899
    @hehehehohoho7899 6 років тому +3

    I wish this could come back 😊

  • @family3ree
    @family3ree 8 років тому

    Joe Literally in tears over here, my sides hurt so bad. You Two are Too Funny!(:(:(::(:(::

  • @elliewilliams7938
    @elliewilliams7938 7 років тому

    LMAO!! When Oli hit his 'crush' on accident and sent Joes girlfriend flying

  • @emmanuk
    @emmanuk 8 років тому +4

    Joe eyes look really really blue 😍😍

  • @DNL__
    @DNL__ 8 років тому +16

    I like GTA

    • @DNL__
      @DNL__ 8 років тому +3

      🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @pentadoxvg7233
    @pentadoxvg7233 7 років тому +3

    i will be at the funeral

  • @leahreid9183
    @leahreid9183 7 років тому +1

    Oli: "don't pull out don't pull out"
    Joe: "that's what she said...oh...wait what"
    Oli: "really?"
    Joe: "Urm...I don't know"
    😂😂😂 pmsl

  • @ellalouise7593
    @ellalouise7593 6 років тому

    JOE: quick quick please come and help me!
    OLI: I'm going on a film set.
    😂

  • @nellavoutilainen3239
    @nellavoutilainen3239 8 років тому +32

    JOE YOU ARE AMAZING PLEASE NOTICE ME IT WOULD MAKE MY DAYY ❤

  • @gabypiccolo8977
    @gabypiccolo8977 8 років тому +57

    Early but nothing to say... awkward

    • @maz9670
      @maz9670 8 років тому

      Gabriella lol

    • @Miquelalalaa
      @Miquelalalaa 8 років тому +1

      Gabriella This comment is more awkward.

    • @studentsmartsaver
      @studentsmartsaver 8 років тому

      Orange is the new black your reply is more awkward..

    • @Miquelalalaa
      @Miquelalalaa 8 років тому

      Melissa Your profile pic is more awkward.

    • @studentsmartsaver
      @studentsmartsaver 8 років тому

      Orange is the new black your profile pic is also awkward and your name..

  • @lucywilliams4901
    @lucywilliams4901 5 років тому +3

    Oli : I’m gonna come and say hello to her
    Also oli: proceeds to run her over

  • @paulinecormary3375
    @paulinecormary3375 8 років тому

    Oh my Gosh Oli hit Sandra 😱 This was flipping amazing 😮😂💟

  • @matildaprice528
    @matildaprice528 7 років тому

    I laughed so much I was crying when Oli said 'EAT MY SHOOOORTS!'

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodin994
    @yourfriendlyneighborhoodin994 8 років тому +5

    joe, play cards against humanity with oli, caspar and josh! like you did with the sidemen

    • @emilyl7241
      @emilyl7241 8 років тому

      vladimir putin when did he do that?

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodin994
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodin994 8 років тому

      Emily L months ago... just search "vikkstar123 cards against humanity with joe sugg" or something like that and I guarantee you 40 minutes of pure laughter😉 it was fucking hilarious😂

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodin994
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodin994 8 років тому +1

      Emily L it is the mobile version, but it doesn't really matter

  • @zosjaaltes6096
    @zosjaaltes6096 5 років тому +41

    Anyone watching this and thinking how did he got a girlfriend 😂

    • @HesterKNT
      @HesterKNT 4 роки тому

      That makes no sense

  • @jackwisemanmainchannel6354
    @jackwisemanmainchannel6354 8 років тому +6

    Is it just me who thinks that joe and oli should be called the Jolli collab and make a gaming channel together 😀👍

  • @kamilahthomas8843
    @kamilahthomas8843 7 років тому

    I died when Joe was being harassed and Oli was in the background talking about how he couldn't find a good car and when Oli just came out the blue and killed Sandra 😂😂😂😂

  • @youtubeaccount8562
    @youtubeaccount8562 6 років тому

    Joe - "olli help me I'm getting beat up." olli - "just wait a second I'm at a film set."

  • @joetweed1351
    @joetweed1351 8 років тому +5

    To get in a strip club go on the gta map, go to the strip club icon and walk in. Then have a lap dance and have fun!! 🎉🎉Thats how you get a girl--btw my name is Joe too

  • @lvcky5425
    @lvcky5425 8 років тому +17

    Go to the high heeled boot on the map

  • @cyrilhobeika5138
    @cyrilhobeika5138 8 років тому +6

    that is not the strip club... the strip club is represented by a high heel👠

  • @kylixocs2328
    @kylixocs2328 7 років тому

    lol I couldn't stop laughing when oil ruined the moment for joe with that girl 😂

  • @viliinaj7531
    @viliinaj7531 8 років тому +1

    I laughed so hard when Oli drove over Joe's girl 😂

  • @mayan2389
    @mayan2389 8 років тому +5

    never been soo early

  • @royaldarkness201
    @royaldarkness201 7 років тому +5

    1:47 to 1:50 I died so hard

  • @isabellazammit7114
    @isabellazammit7114 8 років тому +5

    it's my birthday

  • @charlottebullingham4606
    @charlottebullingham4606 7 років тому +1

    OMG ARE YOU PERVING ON MY NEIGHBORS AGAIN?!😂😂😂 I'm dead 💀😂😂😂😂

  • @alissa8760
    @alissa8760 8 років тому

    Joe: "I have a new bestfriend."
    Also Joe: *Leaves friend a second after*