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  • @xXMoonkiXtx
    @xXMoonkiXtx 3 роки тому +1318

    The “I’m not dating a girl with pronouns” guy gives me the same vibe as Ben Shapiro admitting he can’t get his wife wet, like I can’t imagine admitting that no woman wants you in public

    • @axofbrevity
      @axofbrevity 3 роки тому +38

      A guy who won't date a girl with pronouns sounds pretty gay ngl

    • @masonwinfreyplatman2294
      @masonwinfreyplatman2294 3 роки тому +97

      Ironically he used the pronouns "I" in his sentence. Hypocrite much? 😂😂

    • @milla3386
      @milla3386 Рік тому +1

      Where/when did Shapiro say this xD?

  • @ContraPoints
    @ContraPoints 3 роки тому +931

    The two party system (Republican & Transgendered)

    • @Djoodibooti
      @Djoodibooti 3 роки тому +10

      Heya Nats.

    • @ZijnShayatanica
      @ZijnShayatanica 3 роки тому +27

      We're just a gender communist hivemind, snatching up innocent children & giving them pronouns.

    • @larcmudd9561
      @larcmudd9561 3 роки тому +18

      I read that as transpublican and rensgendered and then saw 'twas the Queen Herself, A fellow enjoyer of fine memes and their fine commentator.

    • @ahhh4117
      @ahhh4117 3 роки тому +12

      Hey look it's the queen herself

    • @Jekyllstein_Gray
      @Jekyllstein_Gray 3 роки тому +3

      Hey Natalie, it's me, a handful of anarchists.

  • @brenna5200
    @brenna5200 3 роки тому +861

    Cracking up at the idea of gender communism. We all have to share the one gender

    • @waitsbian
      @waitsbian 3 роки тому +89

      mom said it’s my turn on the gender

    • @prinxej5390
      @prinxej5390 3 роки тому +53

      but you had it yesterday 🙄

    • @morganblack2619
      @morganblack2619 3 роки тому +31

      I'll give you 30 more minutes on the Xbox if you share

    • @mousearson9053
      @mousearson9053 3 роки тому +8

      I feel like it's like the rat king in Hilda, just a conglomerate of souls to make a single being- The *Them*

    • @MathLady42
      @MathLady42 3 роки тому +8

      Actually according to Marx's definition gender communism is a stateless, pronounless, genderless society where the means of reproduction are owned in common

  • @gothfairy11
    @gothfairy11 3 роки тому +837

    As a nonbinary person with an English degree, I find the ways people try to argue against singular they hilarious.

    • @politemenace5781
      @politemenace5781 3 роки тому +73

      yes it's hilarious how some people find it easier to waste the time and energy to pretend to be English experts and make up random rules than to simply respect other people's pronouns

    • @cronchybo
      @cronchybo 3 роки тому +30

      yeah, its literally been used forever.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 3 роки тому +48

      Singular they: predates singular you and is in both the KJB and those Shakespeare works you probably had to read in highschool.
      Transphobes: "this is a brand new usage! Also, pronouns refer to genetals/chromosomes"
      Ships with gendered pronouns: exist

    • @bathnoodles2753
      @bathnoodles2753 3 роки тому +26

      i've seen people argue that 'they' used for a single person will be more difficult to understand by foreigners - you know.. the same people who needed to learn that you can use 'you' for both one person and more people. they already know..

    • @politemenace5781
      @politemenace5781 3 роки тому +23

      @@bathnoodles2753 English is my second language, so I can confirm it's not difficult at all. English is already probably the simplest language in the world, so foreigners find grammar rules easy to follow compared to what we're used to in our native languages. As a native Greek speaker, I can't even begin to explain how complex our verb usage is and in what ways, so a singular "they" isn't enough to confuse me. If anything, it makes it even easier in tenses like present simple because you don't even have to put an "s" at the end of the verb when you're talking in singular third person.

  • @Tree-House69
    @Tree-House69 3 роки тому +405

    The whole "I'm not transphobic I just hate trans mascs/men" while being anywhere from casually transphobic to violently transphobic is a style of argument/way I've seen people be for years and years now, and back when, if I posted about it? I'd get attacked even from within the community, telling me I had no right to complain since I had "male privilege", even though I didn't pass, wasn't affirmed by anyone, wasn't getting affirming care, had to girlmode every day of my life with at best, a moments respite when I was home to pin my hair back and wear a mens button up in secret due to how conservative the area I lived in was.
    Let's just say, I'm a little traumatized from that era, and cis and trans people who are violently transhobic towards trans mascs/men on the basis of "they're man-like therefor evil so it's ok", please get off the internet or educate yourself more before you get more of us k1ll3d (I'm lucky to be alive, let's just say that).

    • @UsenameTakenWasTaken
      @UsenameTakenWasTaken 2 роки тому +7

      "Avoiding the LGBT as a group," could probably be clearer.
      If I try to take it at face value, it leaves me wondering why you're here.
      So I need to make some assumptions to make it make sense, and I don't like making assumptions about people.
      Obviously it doesn't mean you avoid LGBT individuals or crowds, so does it mean organizations?
      Specific people you've had bad experiences with claiming to represent everyone under the broad definition of LGBT?

    • @redmage5251
      @redmage5251 2 роки тому

      @@KitchenWitchery oh no however will we deal without transmisogynists

    • @monicadaniels784
      @monicadaniels784 2 роки тому +10

      I think trans macs/men are awesome! A little love from a trans woman! ❤

    • @NoSleep4780
      @NoSleep4780 Рік тому +2

      I find it funny because I understand how the original poster feels, as an aro, aroaces & aces kinda really annoy me sometimes, I don't hate them at all but they can just be very irritating with how they almost always invalidate aromantic people who aren't also asexual, even if they don't mean to do it
      Edit: this isn't me defending the original poster, I know my thinking with this is unhealthy but I can't help it sometimes

    • @NoSleep4780
      @NoSleep4780 Рік тому

      Now to actually respond to the comment: I NOTICED THAT TOO, A LOT OF TRANSFEMS ARE MISANDRISTS EVEN TO TRANSMASCS

  • @TJBaer-kq1he
    @TJBaer-kq1he 3 роки тому +1406

    Love how Abigail Shrier thinks that people are choosing their gender identities based on how aesthetically pleasing the flags are.

    • @duckplushie8421
      @duckplushie8421 3 роки тому +233

      It's true, i did in fact went through tons of identity crisis and face discrimination because the nonbinary and trans flags were just too cute to not be trans

    • @risky_busine55
      @risky_busine55 3 роки тому +176

      Yes it's true, I'm only trans because I like pastels, I'm only bi so I can enjoy vaporwave

    • @Dethamaranth
      @Dethamaranth 3 роки тому +122

      i only transed my gender because the flag was too cute not to, you got me there!

    • @John-b8n4z
      @John-b8n4z 3 роки тому +59

      It's true though and it also works with sexuality too! The mlm flag just had such a nice color pallete that I had to become gay

    • @kezkai
      @kezkai 3 роки тому +26

      God I wish the ace flag wasn't so ugly. Still not allo though lol!!!

  • @SilverAceOfSpades
    @SilverAceOfSpades 3 роки тому +252

    "I identify as vaccinated"
    Okay, do you plan to legally transition to vaccinated?

    • @furfoxsake1175
      @furfoxsake1175 3 роки тому +62

      I mean if you think about it, everyone who is vaccinated is transvaccinated. You transition from unvaccinated to vaccinated.

    • @grandmabiscuits
      @grandmabiscuits 2 роки тому +22

      do you plan to have the shot? what kind of shot? have you had the shot yet? what brand label did you get?

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 роки тому +20

      @@grandmabiscuits “Do your parents know? What will your husband/wife think?”

  • @medicalbasils
    @medicalbasils 3 роки тому +712

    “Im not dating a girl with pronouns”
    very odd way to say you’re gonna be single for the rest of your life 🤨

    • @Robb3636
      @Robb3636 3 роки тому +112

      Maybe he was coming out as gay?

    • @medicalbasils
      @medicalbasils 3 роки тому +56

      @@Robb3636 the wholesome ending

    • @risky_busine55
      @risky_busine55 3 роки тому +56

      @@Robb3636 lmao with that thin blue line poster the only thing he'd be throating is a boot

    • @totallyoutofit6989
      @totallyoutofit6989 3 роки тому +14

      very odd way to come out 😭

    • @totallyoutofit6989
      @totallyoutofit6989 3 роки тому +11

      @@risky_busine55 LMFAO

  • @erinsweeney3326
    @erinsweeney3326 3 роки тому +372

    6:55 “trans women can’t ride elevators” was carved into the brick Marsha P. Johnson threw

    • @xotbirdox
      @xotbirdox 2 роки тому

      This is funny but, for anyone who doesn't know, Stonewall is the name of a UK LGBTQIA+ charity so when they say they "read it on Stonewall," they mean they read it on the charity's website (I highly doubt they were telling the truth though, they were probably just a TERF hating on Stonewall bc that is something TERFs like to do A LOT). 😅

    • @MouseChild
      @MouseChild 2 роки тому +8

      just for clarification, stonewall in this context is an lgbt advocacy group in the uk

  • @monicadaniels784
    @monicadaniels784 3 роки тому +208

    Women have specially built pelvises for a reason. It's the natural order of the world. Men create a time-space gravitational pull that draws women's crotches to them. Every damn time I pass a guy on the street, I keep getting turned sideways. It is really annoying. It's why we have spike heals so we can pivot back to straight again as quick as possible.

    • @phoebedarker
      @phoebedarker 3 роки тому +32

      This comment sent me in a trajectory in space

    • @monicadaniels784
      @monicadaniels784 3 роки тому +17

      @@phoebedarker Hopefully you are up there laughing!

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 2 роки тому +10

      This belong on writingprompts why is it hidden here in youtube comments

    • @sharimccann2522
      @sharimccann2522 2 роки тому +8

      At 64 this phenomenon is still effecting me! It’s quite bothersome. Then I have to set boundaries and if that doesn’t work I have to scold them. Then it’s shaming them. That’s brutal. But I do what I gotta😆

    • @ladyunknown101
      @ladyunknown101 2 роки тому +16

      you can prevent gravitational pull with gay matter

  • @franknstein5376
    @franknstein5376 3 роки тому +248

    Talking about the they/them rant: besides the fact that the singular they/them *is* commonly used, what I don't understand about that comment was when they wrote "you use it for a singular person and for a group of people, and it's confusing".
    Like, we already have another pronoun *you/your* which is used both singularly and as a plural. Why are they not proposing to start using again "thee/thou" then?

    • @regrettablemuffin9186
      @regrettablemuffin9186 2 роки тому +21

      So I’m super into linguistics and use they/them pronouns so whenever people try to use that argument with me I’m like, all right, if those are the rules thou art going to play by then thou hadst better use thee/thou singular. What, you’ve got to use ‘proper English’ like you said

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 2 роки тому +9

      @@regrettablemuffin9186 I'm 100% using this, Mx

    • @wolfofthewest8019
      @wolfofthewest8019 2 роки тому +1

      Imagine you and a nonbinary person are in a store. The nonbinary person pulls out a gun and robs the store owner, shooting him in the process. Before they can flee, the police arrive. The store owner, respecting the non binary person's pronouns, says with his dying breath "They tried to rob me. They pulled a gun on me and demanded the money from the cash register." The nonbinary person says it was your idea and you put them up to it. The store owner is dead and in his dying testimony implicated you in the crime. The police then arrest you and the nonbinary person for the robbery.

    • @franknstein5376
      @franknstein5376 2 роки тому +3

      @@wolfofthewest8019 10 points for creativity on the scenario that is *surely* going to happen in real life. Just as a curiosity, does the store owner ask the shooter their pronouns before or after being shot? 🤣

    • @wolfofthewest8019
      @wolfofthewest8019 2 роки тому

      @@franknstein5376 Have you seen the news coverage of Ezra Miller and his various crimes? The media constantly uses the they singular pronoun leading to endless articles that make it sound like Ezra was not acting alone in his crimes. Ideologues like you refuse to admit that using a plural pronoun to refer to an individual can cause confusion,, but that's because nobody can both embrace queer theory and be an honest person. You mock the scenario because you can't actually address the point being made, because your entire movement is based on poor logic, irrationality, gaslighting, and delusional fantasy.
      But hey, thanks for admitting that nonbinary pronouns are bullshit and that nobody can tell you're nonbinary by looking at you. Pronouns you have to ASK for completely defeats the purpose of pronouns and all of you dumb assholes know it. It's absolute nonsense and you're all just ego-tripping snowflakes in desperate need of attention and power over others. It's pure narcissism.

  • @nemiamz
    @nemiamz 3 роки тому +197

    The crotch position one is the weirdest???? Why would someone pay attention to that????? So bizarre

    • @missnaomi613
      @missnaomi613 3 роки тому +19

      I'm cis, but The Cis (tm) are truly obsessed with other people's crotches! Hello, they're called "privates" for a reason! 🤦 Go home and rethink your life! (Picture the Jedi mind control gesture.)

    • @ceekay3143
      @ceekay3143 3 роки тому +18

      I mean, some of those people are so obsessed with crotches that they set off explosions that cause major fires all in the name of "revealing" the gender (well actually sex, but that's a naughty word) of a foetus.
      They're also obsessed with tiny details that make them think they're asserting their dominance and masculinity, like manspreading.

    • @coal9205
      @coal9205 2 роки тому

      Its typical of the cis to be obsessed with others genitalia for some reason

    • @BarbieDreamDungeon
      @BarbieDreamDungeon 2 роки тому

      Men shall not face their dongs to the east, as it is homosexual behavior *old timey noises*

    • @keirfarnum6811
      @keirfarnum6811 Рік тому +1

      Some people have to make meaning out of EVERYTHING. They see signs everywhere.

  • @not_zippy
    @not_zippy 3 роки тому +199

    My favorite flavor of transphobe fail is when they INSIST that they/them pronouns are impossible to use and are grammatically incorrect, all while using they/them pronouns in the SAME SENTENCE.

    • @theghost_3j
      @theghost_3j 2 роки тому +7

      it’s freaking hilarious and you just cackle and watch them fail over and over again, it’s the best feeling

    • @m.s.5370
      @m.s.5370 2 роки тому +18

      I read a chat once that was like:
      "What would you do if your child told you that they're nonbinary?"
      "I'd teach them some manners"
      "Them?"

    • @theghost_3j
      @theghost_3j 2 роки тому +1

      @@m.s.5370 that’s amazing

    • @m.s.5370
      @m.s.5370 2 роки тому

      @@theghost_3j I would've paid good money to see the reaction from the person who was trying to be ignorant.

    • @theghost_3j
      @theghost_3j 2 роки тому

      @@m.s.5370 same dude

  • @TheMonarchofGold
    @TheMonarchofGold 2 роки тому +13

    There is a really really cute picture book about a crayon called RED. It's about a blue crayon in a Red wrapper. They keep trying to do red crayon things -- like draw cherries, stop signs, etc, but keep "messing up." Eventually another crayon comes along and asks for the crayon's help making a sky -- and they're really good at it. Suddenly now that everyone can see what this crayon was meant to do, they start calling it by the appropriate name (Blue) and recognizing it for what it can do -- draw oceans, skies, bluebirds, and so on. In the end, everyone is super happy to meet their new friend Blue and see all the awesome things they can do as Blue.

  • @clown876
    @clown876 3 роки тому +290

    this reminds me when doing introductions at the beginning one of my uni classes a guy said he ‘didn’t use pronouns due to religion.’
    we were literally assigned a reading explaining the purpose of introducing yourself with pronouns before that.

    • @recentlysoup9834
      @recentlysoup9834 3 роки тому +51

      I can't imagine how hard it would be to just not use pronouns lmao. Like how would you refer to anyone without using some kind of pronoun? 🤔

    • @dean7301
      @dean7301 3 роки тому +48

      At uni...? At _uni????_ 😭

    • @marth8219
      @marth8219 3 роки тому +34

      @@recentlysoup9834 I mean there are some gender nonconforming people that choose to not use any pronouns for themselves. They would just be referred to by their name constantly.

    • @recentlysoup9834
      @recentlysoup9834 3 роки тому +26

      @@marth8219 honestly didn't know some gnc people did that, I support those people of course and I'll definitely inform myself more about that, thanks! I'm just talking about the guy this person goes to college with who is obviously saying this in an ignorant way because I assume he uses pronouns to address people in his day to day language

    • @Heeroneko
      @Heeroneko 3 роки тому +16

      @@recentlysoup9834 some languages don't use pronouns much or use them very differently than english does, iunno the hooman probably was just being a jerk

  • @user-gl6fv2tw1y
    @user-gl6fv2tw1y 3 роки тому +90

    I can’t help but laugh every time a cis person complains about “they” being plural, then continue to use it when referring to one person 😂

    • @wolfofthewest8019
      @wolfofthewest8019 2 роки тому

      Imagine you and a nonbinary person are in a store. The nonbinary person pulls out a gun and robs the store owner, shooting him in the process. Before they can flee, the police arrive. The store owner, respecting the non binary person's pronouns, says with his dying breath "They tried to rob me. They pulled a gun on me and demanded the money from the cash register." The nonbinary person says it was your idea and you put them up to it. The store owner is dead and in his dying testimony implicated you in the crime. The police then arrest you and the nonbinary person for the robbery.

  • @duke-of-fire
    @duke-of-fire 3 роки тому +80

    the fruit is no longer low hanging, it is on the ground and it is rotting

  • @manny3859
    @manny3859 3 роки тому +76

    been getting misgendered in the hospital by almost every health care worker after getting my appendix out and being in the worst physical pain of my life. been watching your vids to get in a better mind set because I know I live in a small town and not everyone is this way. thanks for sharing your transness even in silly videos like this. makes me and many others feel less alone 💓

    • @manny3859
      @manny3859 3 роки тому +9

      can't believe I started watching your videos before I was even out at like 13 and now am a proud nonbinary person willing and able to correct people on my pronouns in a small shitty town, post top surgery, and a couple years on t c: we've both changed a lot in 7 years

  • @dantefloressq
    @dantefloressq 3 роки тому +106

    I hope i remember to not watch the next one of these while i'm eating because i almost lost my life to choking on a piece of toast while i was laughing at "i'm not transphobic i just hate transmascs"

  • @larala21mil
    @larala21mil 3 роки тому +74

    ONE JOKE, they just have one joke.

  • @artg3ne
    @artg3ne 3 роки тому +96

    cis ppl will be like “I can’t call one person ‘they’” but then go and say “they went to the store earlier with their friend” like. just say you’re transphobic and go

    • @TyTurner
      @TyTurner  3 роки тому +34

      they really expect me to call them they/them? impossible.

    • @Call-me-Al
      @Call-me-Al 2 роки тому +4

      I have had to point out online that singular they had been a thing since Shakespear to grammar ignorant jerks, since the end of the 90s. Now the past decade they have increased and most of them are transphobic, which is so gross. Like wtf. It used to be easy to just show them dictionary sites and refer them to literal Shakespear, and they would accept that they were wrong, but now they're like "It's a conspiracy! Fake news!" and the mind boggles.

    • @wolfofthewest8019
      @wolfofthewest8019 2 роки тому

      @@TyTurner Imagine you and a nonbinary person are in a store. The nonbinary person pulls out a gun and robs the store owner, shooting him in the process. Before they can flee, the police arrive. The store owner, respecting the non binary person's pronouns, says with his dying breath "They tried to rob me. They pulled a gun on me and demanded the money from the cash register." The nonbinary person says it was your idea and you put them up to it. The store owner is dead and in his dying testimony implicated you in the crime. The police then arrest you and the nonbinary person for the robbery.

    • @wolfofthewest8019
      @wolfofthewest8019 2 роки тому

      Imagine you and a nonbinary person are in a store. The nonbinary person pulls out a gun and robs the store owner, shooting him in the process. Before they can flee, the police arrive. The store owner, respecting the non binary person's pronouns, says with his dying breath "They tried to rob me. They pulled a gun on me and demanded the money from the cash register." The nonbinary person says it was your idea and you put them up to it. The store owner is dead and in his dying testimony implicated you in the crime. The police then arrest you and the nonbinary person for the robbery.

    • @eiavops4576
      @eiavops4576 Рік тому

      Im transphobic also they is used when you dont know someones gender

  • @Dethamaranth
    @Dethamaranth 3 роки тому +134

    it's true... haven't been able to find a partner my whole life so far, simply because i have pronouns 😔 surely one day i'll find a partner with pronouns in this crowd of pronounphobic people..

  • @a.k.painter8281
    @a.k.painter8281 3 роки тому +127

    "I just hate transmascs" has no right being this funny I am cackling

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 2 роки тому +12

      As a transmasc I'm both offended and dying of laughter lol help

  • @pikloo4631
    @pikloo4631 3 роки тому +62

    As a female who uses pronouns; I'm okay with being single

  • @lulu_0116
    @lulu_0116 3 роки тому +46

    For the Scottish law section you really miss the opportunity to insert the Brave meme. “If ye could change ye name and pronouns without your parents consent, WOODJA?”

  • @kezkai
    @kezkai 3 роки тому +109

    I believe there's an old scientific myth about women and elevators, which makes the trans can't use them joke work in actual historical canon hehe

    • @colinray4186
      @colinray4186 3 роки тому +38

      something about making the uterus fall out which was used for why women also wouldn't have anything to do with those newfangled auto-mobiles

    • @kezkai
      @kezkai 3 роки тому +32

      @@colinray4186 women also can't use trains or buses, for the same reasons of course

    • @HotClown
      @HotClown 3 роки тому +7

      transphobes are just straight up mentally regressing back hundreds of years at this point
      HRT really got my humors fucked up

  • @totallyoutofit6989
    @totallyoutofit6989 3 роки тому +20

    3:20 literally 😭
    "Come on! 😠 I just want a healthy debate about your rights!!"
    the debate: *slurs* , *offensive "jokes"*

  • @june591
    @june591 3 роки тому +27

    as a cis, can confirm, were not ok

  • @adrianmckinney1908
    @adrianmckinney1908 3 роки тому +50

    I have made it my mission to work out if Tyler is stoned in every video he makes.
    This one is a yes.

    • @TyTurner
      @TyTurner  3 роки тому +27

      everyone thinks i'm always stoned...maybe i should be lmao

    • @idksamir
      @idksamir 2 роки тому +1

      @@TyTurner i watch ur videos when i’m stoned

  • @chubbybunny6975
    @chubbybunny6975 2 роки тому +14

    For those pink and blue bathroom doors, I want a green one in the middle that says "People: The aliens are watching you"

  • @InsertMyChineseUsername
    @InsertMyChineseUsername 3 роки тому +16

    i can confirm the alt right comics are not made by one person foaming at the mouth. My father asked me to draw some for him for free and I did not.

  • @coyotemorgan1449
    @coyotemorgan1449 3 роки тому +16

    Mom said it's my turn to have the gender today

  • @francismunoz2850
    @francismunoz2850 3 роки тому +62

    i was just thinking about how a couple of years ago i suscribed to your chanel considering myself an "ally" of the trans community,,,, i'm NB now

    • @guardianofnon-sense7515
      @guardianofnon-sense7515 2 роки тому +1

      I had the same experience haha

    • @kit6024
      @kit6024 2 роки тому +2

      oh no!!!! he transed your gender!!!!!!!!! abigail shrier screams in the distance, hands clawing at the air as she slowly shrivels and withers down to dust

    • @warriorsproductions8304
      @warriorsproductions8304 2 роки тому +4

      Most LGBT+ people started out as an overly interested "ally", but we evolved like a Pokemon

  • @prageruwu69
    @prageruwu69 3 роки тому +25

    sometimes i worry about them

  • @dakotal.3996
    @dakotal.3996 3 роки тому +9

    The amount of times trans people have told transphobes that we know we can't change our chromosomes. Then the transphobes respond with "bUt yUo CaN't cHaNgE cHrOmOsOmEs"

  • @BeingBoringx2
    @BeingBoringx2 3 роки тому +30

    I'm just an ally and it's amazing you can find the humor in some of the same bigotry and stupidity I've endured most of my life. I applaud you for that as while you are laughing at it all I just sit here fuming. I don't know how you do it but it helps me to chill out a bit over it.

    • @xanderguyer7512
      @xanderguyer7512 3 роки тому +2

      I feel the same way, and I'm a trans dude. This stuff stresses me out, but Ty's chill vibes make my day.

    • @Tree-House69
      @Tree-House69 2 роки тому +8

      Because it's so consistent, day in and day out, if we /always/ reacted in a fuming way we'd probably not be alive lmao (we being used generally to mean myself and other trans people in this case).
      Think about how often most people of majority groups will act like someone in a minority is "too angry" for the bare minimum of standing up for themselves or their rights, or also, how often they react with "see! You're all irrational and violent!"/react with violence themselves, we'd lose our jobs, potentially family/friend connections outside our marginalized communities, potentially be targeted or otherwise hurt, being able to be constantly or often angry/fuming in a visible, public and outward way seems to often come from privilege of some form, and often no one is receptive to the anger in any sort of empathetic way unless they already care about the person getting angry.

  • @thelittlestpika
    @thelittlestpika 3 роки тому +20

    I always do the surf's up sign with Ty every video.

  • @magnificentblast2643
    @magnificentblast2643 Рік тому +1

    "A single person can't go by they/them because that's plural not singular"
    My exact thoughts when i was learning english and they taught me that "you" is for both one person and for many.

  • @Funnylittleman
    @Funnylittleman 3 роки тому +31

    0:39
    There IS actually the same guy making that boomer crap. His name is Ben Garrison and he’s horrible lol.

    • @Doudou25870
      @Doudou25870 3 роки тому +16

      I'm on a Facebook group called "when will god stop Ben Garrison's sinful hand" and honestly I'm an atheist but same

    • @Dethamaranth
      @Dethamaranth 3 роки тому +3

      @@Doudou25870 that's an amazing name lmfaooo

    • @nicomoist5336
      @nicomoist5336 3 роки тому +1

      @@Doudou25870 I love that it's religiously worded but it talks about a guy who is homophobic and transphobic, so I'm guessing the religiousness is mostly satire lmao

    • @Loveless6825
      @Loveless6825 3 роки тому +2

      I swear Ben Garrison wants to fuck Trump, and I mean that with zero irony whatsoever. He draws Trump as this handsome middle-aged muscular guy every single time, sometimes to the point where he almost looks sexualized lmfao

  • @theodoesthings
    @theodoesthings 3 роки тому +48

    it's true I was the estrogen

  • @kaythere6187
    @kaythere6187 3 роки тому +13

    Damn I can't believe that crayon artist learned about one of our deepest sacred rituals

  • @parker-si2yq
    @parker-si2yq 3 роки тому +18

    Your voice is so calming I could fall asleep listening to this

    • @calamityjean1525
      @calamityjean1525 2 роки тому

      Yeah, Ty and Sam Collins both have the most gorgeous, warm, cuddly-sounding voices. I'm surprised they aren't voice actors they sound so great.

  • @TheHestya
    @TheHestya 2 роки тому +9

    English is my third language and I not only managed to learn to speak it fluently, but also understood the way 'they' works. A word that doesn't exist in my native language. The whole of Latvian language is gendered. There is no neutral 'they' for my first language. It doesn't exist. And yet I grasp this concept perfectly fine. The level of unintelligence it requires to be confused by 'they' if English is your first language, is really baffling.

    • @wolfofthewest8019
      @wolfofthewest8019 2 роки тому

      Imagine you and a nonbinary person are in a store. The nonbinary person pulls out a gun and robs the store owner, shooting him in the process. Before they can flee, the police arrive. The store owner, respecting the non binary person's pronouns, says with his dying breath "They tried to rob me. They pulled a gun on me and demanded the money from the cash register." The nonbinary person says it was your idea and you put them up to it. The store owner is dead and in his dying testimony implicated you in the crime. The police then arrest you and the nonbinary person for the robbery.

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 2 роки тому +2

      @@wolfofthewest8019 good thing there’s such a thing as due process and the CCTV and DNA evidence will prove you innocent, what even is this argument?

    • @wolfofthewest8019
      @wolfofthewest8019 2 роки тому

      @@emilybarclay8831 Merely demonstrating that using "they" are a singular pronoun can actually create confusion.

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 2 роки тому +3

      @@wolfofthewest8019 so can ‘he’ if both people in that situation were male. Pronouns are intentionally vague

    • @frishter
      @frishter Рік тому

      "They" isn't a gendered pronoun no matter how much tyrants try to push it and no matter how much people virtue signal. We all know there is 2 genders whether we verbalise it or not.

  • @justusbraz
    @justusbraz 2 роки тому +2

    2:12 there’s a fantastic book called “Red:A Crayon’s Story” that uses this analogy properly and to positive affect.

  • @lemons2001
    @lemons2001 2 роки тому +5

    the pink cake literally looks like a coming out cake for a trans woman - gender reveal for a trans woman. Wait should we just all do gender reveals for ourselves when we come out?

  • @TheOneAndOnlyFen
    @TheOneAndOnlyFen 3 роки тому +8

    Actually just made a joke about losing weight. How to lose weight: Become lactose intolerant. Eat a large sundae from dairy queen. Wait an hour (or less). Run to the bathroom. Lose 2 lbs. Celebrate. 🙃

    • @colinray4186
      @colinray4186 3 роки тому +1

      Okay but that's actually funny lol

    • @NekoChanSenpai
      @NekoChanSenpai 3 роки тому +6

      "become lactose intolerant" is just perfection when you remember the cis think you can just decide to physically require medicine to live the way others do for free.

  • @dampfoxes
    @dampfoxes 3 роки тому +26

    The 'western world' doesn't mean literally West, it refers to countries that have a dominant European presence. Scotland is a Western country.

  • @koalaskrypin
    @koalaskrypin 2 роки тому +3

    "Go shout your transphobia to the void." Ty Turner
    Best quote ever! I'm so using that.

  • @YochevedDesigns
    @YochevedDesigns 2 роки тому +2

    This channel makes my queer little heart so happy! I'm going to forward it to my non binary, panzexual, totally awesome they/them kiddo. (I've noticed lately that YT censors won't let me post anything that has zex stuff spelled correctly.)

  • @PanRiddle1
    @PanRiddle1 3 роки тому +8

    I think the restroom doors with 'Gents: Do epic shit' and 'Ladies: Smile You're losing weight' are meant literally🤭
    As in: 'Men are primitive but awesome, so we need to tell them in a very simple way they're about to take a big shit, but are amazing in doing so' and 'Women are going to relieve themselves of a tiny little bit of bodily fluids, thus losing a teensy tiny bit of weight, so they should be happy about it and smile for being able to be less heavy after pissing'
    Which is a total fricking bullshit way of labelling restroom doors..
    Edit: and of course it has a double meaning: Men should do and want epic and great things while women should smile (yOu'D be pREtTieR iF yoU'd SMiLe..) and starve themselves.

  • @flufffiighttheneko7284
    @flufffiighttheneko7284 2 роки тому +4

    "i'm not dating a girl with pronouns" love the pro-nullpronominal support

  • @howthetubbiestelly
    @howthetubbiestelly 3 роки тому +3

    “I’m not transphobic I just hate transmascs” SENT ME PLS WHAT THE FUCK LMAO

  • @randyjohnson6390
    @randyjohnson6390 3 роки тому

    I've just started watching your videos. Thank you for being so honest and forthcoming. Your content shows that people have much more in common than they do not - unfortunately some people can be too small minded to realize that. Keep doing what you're doing. Your family and friends are lucky to have you.

  • @DarkSeth7
    @DarkSeth7 3 роки тому +25

    someone get them a focus group to come up with new jokes...

  • @RedWhirlWind
    @RedWhirlWind 3 роки тому +11

    thanks Ty, you always make the shit I face at work somewhat funny

  • @YOUR_NARRATOR975
    @YOUR_NARRATOR975 21 день тому

    4:14 as someone still in school, I'm 99% sure they mean change your name/gender on the attendance sheet.
    So it's not like kids will go to school as john, come back as bob, it just lets the teacher know you go by bob and not john

  • @lauravturner
    @lauravturner 2 роки тому +2

    9:15 "It really is astrology for incels."
    I am crying laughing. Holy shit, that got me.

  • @Cat-mk6yl
    @Cat-mk6yl 3 роки тому +9

    Wow I guess we're really not ok, the crotch pointing thing was so strange 😂

  • @tinnagigja3723
    @tinnagigja3723 3 роки тому +6

    I will bet money somebody's already used a sharpie to add an 's' at the end of 'DO EPIC SHIT'

  • @curiousnerdkitteh
    @curiousnerdkitteh 3 роки тому +8

    It's so weird how people who complain about singular they don't complain about singular genderless "you" and about the fact that both plural "they" and plural "you" also aren't gendered in English like in some languages, and that "I" isn't gendered in English the way it can be in Japanese. Be consistent.

    • @wolfofthewest8019
      @wolfofthewest8019 2 роки тому

      Imagine you and a nonbinary person are in a store. The nonbinary person pulls out a gun and robs the store owner, shooting him in the process. Before they can flee, the police arrive. The store owner, respecting the non binary person's pronouns, says with his dying breath "They tried to rob me. They pulled a gun on me and demanded the money from the cash register." The nonbinary person says it was your idea and you put them up to it. The store owner is dead and in his dying testimony implicated you in the crime. The police then arrest you and the nonbinary person for the robbery.

  • @Jadeontwowheels
    @Jadeontwowheels 2 роки тому +1

    Accidentally found you through JammiDodger and OT, can't stop watching vids like this!
    I'm a pan cis woman.

  • @1Hawkears1
    @1Hawkears1 3 роки тому +22

    I mean 'the west' is a semi meaningless term but Scotland, I believe, is generally considered part of the west x3
    But again, it's silly anyway

  • @jaspereatsrocks
    @jaspereatsrocks 3 роки тому +7

    Slammed that notification so hard

  • @GreysonDerulo-tv3bd
    @GreysonDerulo-tv3bd 3 роки тому +12

    i didn’t realize what my gender identity is because of how aesthetically pleasing the bigender flag is. or did i...

  • @papacatjay2368
    @papacatjay2368 2 роки тому +1

    The way he passes so well, it’s just 😫

  • @MommyOfZoeAndLiam
    @MommyOfZoeAndLiam 2 роки тому +2

    2:43 Ah yes because everyone decides what their gender is based on the flag they find most attractive, not a deeply felt belief that they cannot really explain but just know....I am 43 and cis, but after seeing that dull gross flag, I'm thinking maybe not....come on people. When cis hetero is considered "normal" of course those considered outside the norm are going to pick an aesthetically pleasing design when they create a flag to be proud of figuring out their identity and as a way to bond and identify others. I am cis and I don't need a flag just like being straight doesn't need a parade, and if you think for one minute that someone would CHOOSE to be trans because of one you should not be writing books.

  • @kuuderepanda4207
    @kuuderepanda4207 2 роки тому +1

    "There is only one gender. Facts don't care about your feelings." 🤣🤣

  • @Mithcoriel
    @Mithcoriel Рік тому +1

    "Physically I'm unvaccinated, but mentally I identify as vaccinated". That's exactly the point. The physical part is the part that matters. Just like if we're talking about e.g. penis infections, it's your physical body that matters in deciding if this is something that applies to you, irrelevant of whether you're a cis man or a pre-op trans woman.

  • @SlashCymbal
    @SlashCymbal 2 роки тому +1

    “Wait so does that mean we’re all supposed to share it?”
    Mom says it’s my turn to have the gender

  • @dez6529
    @dez6529 2 роки тому

    You can't say stuff like 3:56 without warning us. I had just taken a drink and almost sprayed it across the room. 🤣

  • @Jekyllstein_Gray
    @Jekyllstein_Gray 3 роки тому +9

    It's almost like there's a link between transphobia and misogyny 🤔🤔🤔

    • @TCakes
      @TCakes 3 роки тому

      Actually most gender critical people are hardcore feminists. I wouldn't say it's a phobia either, as there is no fear involved. They simply believe in biological sex and don't want men dominating their sports, exposing themselves in women's locker rooms, or calling lesbians transphobic (or terfs) for not wanting to date a trans women.

  • @briochie
    @briochie 3 роки тому +6

    How do you pull off a mullet so well?!

  • @blueoblivionx
    @blueoblivionx 3 роки тому +5

    "im not transphobic i just hate transmascs" hahaha the audacity.

  • @paulina4925
    @paulina4925 3 роки тому +1

    your hairstyle is so coool

  • @severinocarbone322
    @severinocarbone322 2 роки тому +1

    Oh man you had me in tears laughing so much at the transphobic nonsense! Thanks I needed a good laugh 😂 😭

  • @justusbraz
    @justusbraz 2 роки тому +1

    1:53 Cis straightish man here. Clearly, we are not well.

  • @auberginebear
    @auberginebear 2 роки тому +6

    Just discovered you from the Matt Walsh video but was watching around a few others and realised you're not the only trans guy I know who's rocking a mullet and I have to wonder, since we're wondering about the cis in this video, have we trans masc taken the mullet from the cis?

    • @Call-me-Al
      @Call-me-Al 2 роки тому +1

      Nah, mullets are trendy among the younger people again.

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 2 роки тому +2

      We stole rainbows from god and now we're stealing mullets from the cis... THROUGH TIME!!!

  • @MsWill813
    @MsWill813 2 роки тому +1

    Most of us are ok, thanks for asking. Also you are funny.

  • @BottFuso
    @BottFuso Рік тому

    your posts are always a breath of fresh air. I am not trans but live by a crazy idea of, if something doesn't involve me mind your own business and let people live their lives. I do have difficulty remembering using they them, but not meant as an insult to anyone I use the pronoun they prefer if I remember cos that's polite and its not much to ask.

  • @BitterWillow
    @BitterWillow 2 роки тому +1

    Those bathroom doors hopefully lose them a fuck ton of business because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

  • @KattReen
    @KattReen 2 роки тому +4

    Did the they/them grammar police forget their entire English education the second they discovered transgender people or something? It's such a weird thing to complain about, it's from a language perspective entirely free from friction to just naturally extend an existing gender neutral pronoun to also affirm a person's non-binary gender identity.
    In my native language, Swedish, the nonbinary pronoun("hen") actually IS new. Although it has a history and a bit of back and forth since the 60's(when it was proposed as a pronoun for a non-specific person instead of saying he or she), it wasn't actually officially put into dictionaries until 2015. People like whining about that word, it ranges from anywhere between transphobia and "I'm accepting but I don't like how this word feels in my mouth and it's a chicken in English" lol.

    • @wolfofthewest8019
      @wolfofthewest8019 2 роки тому

      Imagine you and a nonbinary person are in a store. The nonbinary person pulls out a gun and robs the store owner, shooting him in the process. Before they can flee, the police arrive. The store owner, respecting the non binary person's pronouns, says with his dying breath "They tried to rob me. They pulled a gun on me and demanded the money from the cash register." The nonbinary person says it was your idea and you put them up to it. The store owner is dead and in his dying testimony implicated you in the crime. The police then arrest you and the nonbinary person for the robbery.

  • @Jekyllstein_Gray
    @Jekyllstein_Gray 3 роки тому +4

    The singular they has a long and proud history.

    • @wolfofthewest8019
      @wolfofthewest8019 2 роки тому

      Imagine you and a nonbinary person are in a store. The nonbinary person pulls out a gun and robs the store owner, shooting him in the process. Before they can flee, the police arrive. The store owner, respecting the non binary person's pronouns, says with his dying breath "They tried to rob me. They pulled a gun on me and demanded the money from the cash register." The nonbinary person says it was your idea and you put them up to it. The store owner is dead and in his dying testimony implicated you in the crime. The police then arrest you and the nonbinary person for the robbery.

    • @coderamen666
      @coderamen666 Рік тому

      ​@@wolfofthewest8019there would be more context needed to parse the sentence. That's how grammar works

  • @cryxianjayce5440
    @cryxianjayce5440 3 роки тому +8

    howdy doody sir

  • @Lilian040210
    @Lilian040210 3 роки тому +5

    0:30 u can't really tell cause they all use the same braincell😂

  • @mothgirlrosie3499
    @mothgirlrosie3499 2 роки тому +1

    Literally to add on to the dumb questions and "conversations." This guy literally kept calling me a guy after telling him countless times that I was not one. Like the convo would be like
    Me: I'm not a guy
    Him: If I'm not wrong you are a guy trying to dress like a girl
    Me: No I'm not a guy
    Him: omg why are you so triggered and mad I'm just asking a question

  • @joke_character5549
    @joke_character5549 2 роки тому +4

    I love the people who say "they/them is so confusing, it almost seems easier to just make up a new term" because as soon as you say "well actually" they quickly change the subject
    Also 98% these are the same people who complain about neo pronouns
    Also I must say the thinking they/them is confusing is because they are basically thinking
    - I think this person is (gender)
    - they say they aren't (gender)
    - so that must mean they are (opposite gender)
    - but they also say they aren't (opposite gender)
    - they/then is so confusing
    While people who don't think it's confusing are just thinking
    - They told me their pronouns are they/them so they go by they/them

    • @wolfofthewest8019
      @wolfofthewest8019 2 роки тому

      Imagine you and a nonbinary person are in a store. The nonbinary person pulls out a gun and robs the store owner, shooting him in the process. Before they can flee, the police arrive. The store owner, respecting the non binary person's pronouns, says with his dying breath "They tried to rob me. They pulled a gun on me and demanded the money from the cash register." The nonbinary person says it was your idea and you put them up to it. The store owner is dead and in his dying testimony implicated you in the crime. The police then arrest you and the nonbinary person for the robbery.

    • @hayuseen6683
      @hayuseen6683 Рік тому

      ​@@wolfofthewest8019
      ​Trick question. I'm NB and we've been robbing people's gender for years. I do a backflip and escape through the roof hatch with the cops' gender, making them they/them and implicated in the robbery too. They then go on to hunger for the gender essence of others and now all the cops are woke, society crumbles without big men wagging guns in people's faces, and I return to my planet a job well done.

  • @BeatlesRingoFanatic
    @BeatlesRingoFanatic 3 роки тому +7

    Someone please help the cis. They are lost and need direction 😂

    • @MsWill813
      @MsWill813 2 роки тому

      As a cis I agree. Sometimes there is too many new words but on the other hand whatever. Be whatever and with whoever (consenting adult humans).

  • @astrinymris9953
    @astrinymris9953 2 роки тому

    3:47 The 1950s called, they want their double standard back. 🤣

  • @adreaminxy
    @adreaminxy Рік тому

    Lovely and wholesome

  • @brody1216
    @brody1216 3 роки тому +6

    I would like to eat a churro with ty turner

  • @totallyoutofit6989
    @totallyoutofit6989 3 роки тому +2

    1:40 i mean, it literally has white in it, that's the non binary representation in the flag LMAO

  • @diemitri6855
    @diemitri6855 Рік тому

    The "spoiler alert" at the end sent me into hysterics

  • @rasin847
    @rasin847 2 роки тому

    1:57 the most egregious part is that its missing a comma

  • @pmbluemoon
    @pmbluemoon 3 роки тому +11

    Wow, some of those, I couldn't even follow the "non-logic train" they were trying to explain lol! I get a kick out of the whole "no pronouns" thing, and then they use pronouns! 🤔🤣 And still don't get it! At least they provide us with endless entertainment from their misunderstandings of what transgender is! And pronouns... and not realizing that trans doesn't mean only one way, or has to lead to binary. 🤯

  • @traedmoch1933
    @traedmoch1933 3 роки тому +1

    Respect the Mullet!

  • @beatyz2
    @beatyz2 2 роки тому +1

    I had no idea all the transphobic shit I was missing out on by not having Reddit or Tiktok, but I had a great amount of jaw-drops, laughs, and feeling justified in throwing pure shade at people who deserve it! So maybe I'll do a Reddit 😁

  • @salems.bytche
    @salems.bytche 2 роки тому +1

    1:30
    Haven’t they ever heard “the cake is a lie”??

  • @mx.ghummy
    @mx.ghummy 2 роки тому +1

    The thing about they being singular and plural and making things confusing ignoring absolutely the existence of you and having to say you all for people to understand...

    • @wolfofthewest8019
      @wolfofthewest8019 2 роки тому

      Imagine you and a nonbinary person are in a store. The nonbinary person pulls out a gun and robs the store owner, shooting him in the process. Before they can flee, the police arrive. The store owner, respecting the non binary person's pronouns, says with his dying breath "They tried to rob me. They pulled a gun on me and demanded the money from the cash register." The nonbinary person says it was your idea and you put them up to it. The store owner is dead and in his dying testimony implicated you in the crime. The police then arrest you and the nonbinary person for the robbery.

  • @strawbzombie
    @strawbzombie 3 роки тому +2

    Mom said it's my turn with the gender for today

  • @The_Skrongler
    @The_Skrongler 2 роки тому +1

    Mom says it's my turn with the gender