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  • Опубліковано 11 жов 2023
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  • @TheDooo
    @TheDooo  8 місяців тому +136

    Go to buyraycon.com/thedooo and use code BIRTHDAY to get 20 to 40% off
    sitewide during Raycon’s Anniversary Sale! Brought to you by Raycon.

    • @gdrenas
      @gdrenas 8 місяців тому +5

      how about no

    • @justanotherdude_
      @justanotherdude_ 8 місяців тому

      How about i dont do that. Do i lose all my fingers or my family for not doing it

    • @Fillentr
      @Fillentr 8 місяців тому

      How are you, Dooo?

    • @SovietDoggo
      @SovietDoggo 8 місяців тому

      doo are you be8ing held hostage

    • @leebrown8496
      @leebrown8496 8 місяців тому

      Mcnasty said 5 halves right at the start! I’m no mathematician but… 🤔😂

  • @Hnti4ever
    @Hnti4ever 8 місяців тому +719

    I love the transition of talking about killing babies and grandma nazis into a raycon sponsor

    • @Calories_To_Calibers
      @Calories_To_Calibers 8 місяців тому +20

      They’re about the same quality

    • @RedHex138
      @RedHex138 8 місяців тому +17

      then, right after the sponsor,
      Yumi: "Let's steal every wheelchair we see from now on."

  • @Mucnicc
    @Mucnicc 8 місяців тому +1466

    this video is like drinking a milkshake but there's no milk just shake

    • @With__Humor
      @With__Humor 8 місяців тому +53

      Milkshake with pickles

    • @LitteralBeans
      @LitteralBeans 8 місяців тому +36

      That somehow makes sense

    • @RFL1
      @RFL1 8 місяців тому +8

      Milkshake but its just milk

    • @malyck
      @malyck 8 місяців тому +14

      Just shake, Hold the milk

    • @clayton29
      @clayton29 8 місяців тому +2

      Me when seizure

  • @officialgeneral_soldiernat5717
    @officialgeneral_soldiernat5717 8 місяців тому +256

    1:21 I need a full version of that Dire Dire Docks rendition. That was absolutely amazing bro

    • @retsameki
      @retsameki 8 місяців тому +43

      Na that's just musician brain. He was playing general background music and a chord sounded like dire dire docks so he played it. Happens to me all the time 😂

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 8 місяців тому +4

      @@retsamekisame

    • @Aeverdyn
      @Aeverdyn 8 місяців тому +2

      Not me hearing the first chord and going MORE PLEASE

  • @TheOddestDreamer
    @TheOddestDreamer 8 місяців тому +415

    love how these are grown adults and we have jokes like these and I love this

    • @tethys17
      @tethys17 8 місяців тому +20

      They're youtubers so technically they're stuck in a perpetual teenage form 😂

    • @aname8106
      @aname8106 8 місяців тому +1

      Yep

    • @Gibby34340
      @Gibby34340 8 місяців тому

      @@tethys17 Then what does that say about their viewers?

    • @dantecries9866
      @dantecries9866 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Gibby34340 welp depends who's watchin but I do know most viewers are in college and mostly male so yeah

    • @Gibby34340
      @Gibby34340 8 місяців тому

      @@dantecries9866 I guarantee you that a majority of viewers are NOT in college. 😆

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven 8 місяців тому +85

    2022 McNasty: "I'm vegan."
    2023 McNasty: "EGGS."

  • @LycorisLilyP
    @LycorisLilyP 8 місяців тому +36

    The "Here comes the train" was top tier 😂

  • @gameboy3d943
    @gameboy3d943 8 місяців тому +31

    6:46 The transition from Minions sing the Toreador March to a bass drop was fricking hilarious.

    • @yaboipktendo
      @yaboipktendo 8 місяців тому

      Live sound from the Bite of 87

  • @tincanofficial
    @tincanofficial 8 місяців тому +88

    This is a certified deviled egg CS2 funny moment

  • @ShadowSentry211
    @ShadowSentry211 8 місяців тому +12

    “The devil made eggs in Georgia, he said this would be better with mayonnaise” was too funny for no good reason 😭

  • @texasred5250
    @texasred5250 8 місяців тому +145

    I feel like the “offensive” jokes are starting to actually edge the line and I’m all here for it 💀

    • @bigsalte
      @bigsalte 8 місяців тому +1

      well dooo is a fan of edging so it makes sense

  • @wrightcore3367
    @wrightcore3367 8 місяців тому +16

    McNasty can’t catch a break. It’s either deviled eggs or whole cakes.

  • @distortionistxx
    @distortionistxx 8 місяців тому +46

    i've never had to try so hard to not spit my food out in my life this was so funny 😭😭😭

    • @Lunar-fx1uk
      @Lunar-fx1uk 8 місяців тому +6

      I was shitting and he helped me finish I was laughing so hard

    • @TheAoiDragoon
      @TheAoiDragoon 8 місяців тому

      Who needs fiber when you can just do TheDoo@@Lunar-fx1uk

    • @cerebralm
      @cerebralm 8 місяців тому

      LOL SAME

  • @jamesjohnson9388
    @jamesjohnson9388 8 місяців тому +13

    The missed opportunity is, since we keep discussing the chicken and the egg, it’s time doo and mcnasty got together and see which really “came” first

  • @hickory45acp31
    @hickory45acp31 8 місяців тому +6

    Inspired by the first bit of the video:
    The Devil went down to Georgia
    he was looking to make a meal
    he had a carton of eggs and some mayonnaise,
    trying to find a recipe to steal
    When he came across this old lady in the kitchen cooking something hot
    and the devil sat down at the counter top
    and said "Granny, let me tell you what"
    "I guess you didn't know but I'm a home cooker too
    and if you'd care to sit right there I'll cook something fierce for you
    now you make pretty good meal, girl
    but give the Devil his due
    I'll bet a griddle of gold against your bowl
    'cause I sure cook better than you.
    The lady said "my name's Betty" as she took a shot of gin
    "I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret
    'cause I'm the best cook in this kitchen"
    Granny, get your rolling pin and turn your oven on
    'cause Hell's loose in your kitchen and the Devil's cooks the bomb
    and if you win you get this shiny griddle made of gold
    but if you lose the devil gets your stove
    The devil opened up the fridge and said "I'll cook this chicken whole"
    as fire flew from the oven tops, this sure was no casserole
    and as he put the bowl on the stove top
    the steam made an evil hiss
    then he mixed in some spices
    and it smelled something like bliss
    When the devil presented his meal, Betty said "well that tastes pretty good, ol' son.
    but sit back in that couch
    And let grandma show you something, hun"
    "Salt and mustard" can I have some?
    Her deviled eggs look like the rising sun
    Pepper and sweet relish, hard-cooked yolk
    Granny, can I have a bite? Asked the folk
    The Devil sat back and burped with a belly full of treat
    and he laid that golden griddle on the floor at Granny's feet
    Granny said, "Devil, just come on back if you're ever want to feed again
    I done told you once you hungry bitch, I'm the best in this kitchen"
    She cooked "Salt and mustard" can I have some?
    Her deviled eggs look like the rising sun
    Pepper and sweet relish, hard-cooked yolk
    Granny, can I have a bite? Asked the folk

    • @maxavi134
      @maxavi134 8 місяців тому +1

      this is literally perfection and i appreciate all the effort you put into this its fucking beautiful

    • @hickory45acp31
      @hickory45acp31 8 місяців тому

      @@maxavi134 Just hope they see it

  • @FaZekiller-qe3uf
    @FaZekiller-qe3uf 8 місяців тому +31

    TheDooo never fails to fill us up with cumplementary laughter.

  • @dxmbs
    @dxmbs 8 місяців тому +7

    The way jayy joins with that pfp at 7:42 is just too good after what just happened

  • @ghostdawg247
    @ghostdawg247 8 місяців тому +46

    It's always good day when a Dooo vid pops up 😂

  • @IrelandRave
    @IrelandRave 8 місяців тому +72

    The gaming content are hilarious just a bunch of adults having a great time 😂❤

  • @izaakjohnson2723
    @izaakjohnson2723 8 місяців тому +6

    "Here comes the train." -Soup
    Heeeeell no bruuuh that made me feel touched too man

  • @perceptionascending439
    @perceptionascending439 8 місяців тому +3

    5 deviled eggs is 2.5 eggs.

  • @rezeric1
    @rezeric1 8 місяців тому +5

    McNasty not vegan anymore?

  • @Stubbs___
    @Stubbs___ 8 місяців тому +9

    As a deviled egg lover, I’m in full support of mcnasty

  • @kapsaysin
    @kapsaysin 8 місяців тому +6

    Honestly if I could eat deviled eggs right now... I would.

  • @matttucker8319
    @matttucker8319 8 місяців тому +2

    It’s been a while since I last laughed this hard😂😂, keep it up boys

  • @umitslayne
    @umitslayne 8 місяців тому +5

    this is a certified deviled eggs moment

  • @Wolfe_Blue
    @Wolfe_Blue 8 місяців тому +4

    These videos make me laugh so much.

  • @squi1d460
    @squi1d460 8 місяців тому +3

    Everyone always uploads when i'm in class and it's so hard to not laugh.

  • @gdrenas
    @gdrenas 8 місяців тому +6

    this is the best title you've ever had

  • @LivingLikeGray
    @LivingLikeGray 8 місяців тому +1

    This is one of the funniest thedooo videos I’ve ever watched

  • @phil3622
    @phil3622 8 місяців тому +1

    2:54 as soon as that raycon ad started my everyday earbud fell out my ear 😭

  • @tam.aelspbeth
    @tam.aelspbeth 8 місяців тому +28

    i live for Dooo’s uploads

    • @TEEDUBS
      @TEEDUBS 8 місяців тому +2

      Get a dog or something bro dayum

    • @FaZekiller-qe3uf
      @FaZekiller-qe3uf 8 місяців тому +4

      I live for Dooo's loads.

  • @KyleK68
    @KyleK68 8 місяців тому +2

    the devilled egg bit in the beginning had me dying hahahah

  • @The_GTAKing
    @The_GTAKing 8 місяців тому

    I was literally dying the entire time! 💀😂 this was great!

  • @JosephBWG13
    @JosephBWG13 8 місяців тому +2

    "CRAWLING in my CRAWL!
    These CRAWLS they will not CRAWL!!"

  • @dankdaze42069
    @dankdaze42069 8 місяців тому +5

    Do the one goon that keeps in some of the good stuff👌

  • @Waterdyno
    @Waterdyno 8 місяців тому +1

    "here comes the train" is now my text alert when my boss texts

  • @Myndlesss
    @Myndlesss 7 місяців тому +1

    LMAO I got a National Guard ad of a tank shooting a round into the sky right after they yelled "PULL!!!" 1:51

  • @XWinterPhoenixX
    @XWinterPhoenixX 8 місяців тому +1

    "the voices start giving comands" is the best thing i've ever heard

  • @apple64yr2
    @apple64yr2 13 днів тому

    1:22 I like how dooo later put dire dire docks theme for a few seconds

  • @unstable6382
    @unstable6382 8 місяців тому

    I litteraly just got some with code doo yesterday lol I honestly really like them, switched from AirPod pros too. Love ‘em tbh

  • @Emchanted.
    @Emchanted. 8 місяців тому +7

    Watching TheDooo but I pretend I’m a beginner

  • @tamarakraft7189
    @tamarakraft7189 8 місяців тому +2

    TheDooo wears rings? What?

  • @elusivegamergirl
    @elusivegamergirl 8 місяців тому +2

    I swear, that creepy ass "here comes the train" needs to be a button on someone's soundboard lol

  • @sirnight6438
    @sirnight6438 8 місяців тому

    I can only imagine the type of shenanigans these guys could come up with if they do a Minecraft party game

  • @smilingrunner135
    @smilingrunner135 8 місяців тому +1

    Great video as always

  • @With__Humor
    @With__Humor 8 місяців тому +5

    Is blarg greedy? can he share some of that Budweiser in his bussy?!

  • @AndreaDoesYoga
    @AndreaDoesYoga 8 місяців тому +1

    😂 Nice try pretending, but your jokes are fire! 🔥

  • @TheOttoparkour
    @TheOttoparkour 8 місяців тому +1

    The title we’ve been waiting for

  • @topshreking769
    @topshreking769 8 місяців тому

    You guys are so good at this game

  • @gmf-4078
    @gmf-4078 8 місяців тому

    2 videos is 3 days!? TheDooo is spoiling us!

  • @FaZekiller-qe3uf
    @FaZekiller-qe3uf 8 місяців тому +1

    I Live for Dooo's loads.

  • @JezzzaGamez
    @JezzzaGamez 8 місяців тому +1

    1:45 “Large unknown animal in your backyard? Throw your baby at it”
    *PLOT TWIST*
    Where do you think the saying “Dingo ate my baby” came from? 😂😂😂

  • @MrWobblesStreams
    @MrWobblesStreams 8 місяців тому +1

    This was hilarious brother😊

  • @Mattrim101
    @Mattrim101 8 місяців тому

    This video made it VERY difficult to eat breakfast 😂 almost painted the wall with it

  • @jesuschrist7833
    @jesuschrist7833 8 місяців тому +4

    I read the title, thinking this man was gonna be playing Comedy Night

  • @JakeA365
    @JakeA365 8 місяців тому +1

    I rate this 15 deviled eggs out of 6 creepy uncles

  • @anthonytorres2164
    @anthonytorres2164 8 місяців тому +1

    Anyone else hear Dooo say “when ya eggs drop? I got some paprika ready”

  • @timothywhite8130
    @timothywhite8130 8 місяців тому +2

    The fukn underwater music doo is playing as they throw kids unstrapped in a uhaul truck. Lmao

  • @redtheIII
    @redtheIII 8 місяців тому

    "My grandmother used to bake cookies for Mussolini" is now my favorite Goons sentence

  • @StormySky48
    @StormySky48 8 місяців тому +1

    11:18" finger eight"😂

  • @LunasOnlyLover
    @LunasOnlyLover 8 місяців тому +2

    Out here making me want to devil some eggs 😩

  • @TheJasonMan
    @TheJasonMan 8 місяців тому +9

    Always a good day when a Dooo vid opens my cheeks

  • @FaZekiller-qe3uf
    @FaZekiller-qe3uf 8 місяців тому +1

    Never fails to fill us up

  • @adammarazzo576
    @adammarazzo576 8 місяців тому

    the tism is on point in this video

  • @MiLkkyOG
    @MiLkkyOG 8 місяців тому

    been watching since 2015 love the videos alwats MtDooo

  • @RogueJyn
    @RogueJyn 8 місяців тому +3

    Okay but for real that burp is what I imagine it sounds like to rip a mattress in half

  • @ritzy0cxm486
    @ritzy0cxm486 8 місяців тому

    Can’t believe you dont post musical content anymore, i miss those days. You made my childhood better ngl!

  • @Zachary-
    @Zachary- 8 місяців тому +1

    Officially the best title yet.

  • @playlistguy621
    @playlistguy621 8 місяців тому

    BRO Dooo i got a army ad when you were talking about hetler and i said "damn another head shot huh"LOL

  • @bat_chit_crazy
    @bat_chit_crazy 8 місяців тому +1

    @ 6:40: why does he like game and watch in smash doing attacks lmao

  • @Wineblood
    @Wineblood 8 місяців тому +1

    Casinos: Would you rather stop gambling tonight or lose both your legs?

  • @worldsokayest8601
    @worldsokayest8601 8 місяців тому

    Seriously I just want to play a game with these guys and just have a fee drinks for a night lol

  • @coreymac5578
    @coreymac5578 8 місяців тому +1

    bruh ive made a dozen deviled eggs before just to sit and scarf them all down in like 3.5 minutes.

  • @hansdetuinkabouter
    @hansdetuinkabouter 8 місяців тому

    haha that n64 mario tune at 1:20

  • @L0veBug_08
    @L0veBug_08 8 місяців тому +1

    I’m just like mcnasty. As soon as I get my ass on some deviled eggs - their gone within a heart beat

  • @ohyump
    @ohyump 8 місяців тому

    epic boss video. appreciate you doogis

  • @biben6969
    @biben6969 8 місяців тому +3

    I love watching men wheeze

  • @Smokinjoewhite
    @Smokinjoewhite 8 місяців тому

    The best thing about CS2 is it reintroduced me to my old friend CS Source.

  • @unlikelygamer
    @unlikelygamer 7 місяців тому +1

    0:28 full version when?

  • @dontassociate
    @dontassociate 7 місяців тому +1

    Blarg playing the bowser says the n word vid in the background is amazing

  • @jamesgarrison1235
    @jamesgarrison1235 8 місяців тому +1

    Deviled eggs fire, I have them for breakfast every morning

  • @experimis2019
    @experimis2019 8 місяців тому

    "Panic! At the disco"🙅‍♂ ➡ "Crawling! At the casino" 👍

  • @benstanfill363
    @benstanfill363 7 місяців тому

    Had a coworker come up to me and another coworker the other day and said "hey just letting you guys know it's Halloween so I'm going home early to hand out some candy to kids" and my other coworker goes "are you still allowed to do that?"

  • @antoniovazquez8644
    @antoniovazquez8644 8 місяців тому

    “who tf is oliver teeth” sent me istfg almost spilled my mac and cheese

  • @bachtobjialaa1672
    @bachtobjialaa1672 8 місяців тому

    i love the title of this one

  • @stormjett2608
    @stormjett2608 8 місяців тому +2

    The fact that you can make me laugh through the darkest times is why you will always be my No. 1, Dooo. You've also inspired me to work harder on my shredding skills cuz without fail? I've NEVER seen you play a dirty solo. LIKE HOW!?

  • @kotsioskyriakidis1349
    @kotsioskyriakidis1349 8 місяців тому

    Never pressed on a notification faster in my life

  • @thumasta666
    @thumasta666 8 місяців тому

    dire dire docks is 1 of my fav mario 64 songs.

  • @jamesburrell7382
    @jamesburrell7382 8 місяців тому

    This is the perfect video name 😂

  • @bocaj8272
    @bocaj8272 8 місяців тому

    no amount of ads will ever convince me to get wireless earbuds wired gang for LIFE!

  • @ismailkaraoglan4316
    @ismailkaraoglan4316 8 місяців тому +1

    give the deviled egg recipe MCNASTY BOIIIII

  • @ukecovers6129
    @ukecovers6129 8 місяців тому +1

    I don’t blame him, deviled eggs are fire

  • @gabrieltorres5
    @gabrieltorres5 8 місяців тому

    When Doo gets censored by his internet connection

  • @Mega_Man_Master
    @Mega_Man_Master 8 місяців тому

    1:20 wet dry world soundin differents

  • @BugsyMonkey242
    @BugsyMonkey242 8 місяців тому

    I'll be listening to your new song YO HO-PEG THE POOPDECK when i go to sleep

  • @TheDukeOfThunder
    @TheDukeOfThunder 8 місяців тому

    Already got Raycon. Can recommend

  • @Justachamp772
    @Justachamp772 8 місяців тому

    I love the GTA IV taxi service reference

  • @Random_Forestry
    @Random_Forestry 8 місяців тому +1

    At 1:20 are my ears fooling me or was that the farming simulator 2013 main menu song?

  • @DawnUpon
    @DawnUpon 8 місяців тому +1

    Damn same birthday might have to get one!