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  • @TheDooo
    @TheDooo  Рік тому +311

    ✅ Install Raid for Free Mobile and PC: clik.cc/jhBHN and get a special starter pack with an Epic champion Tallia 🎉 Join the Dragon Egg Hunt here egghunt.plarium.com/

    • @GoAway3729
      @GoAway3729 Рік тому +13

      No thanks

    • @kharcst468
      @kharcst468 Рік тому +4

      @@GoAway3729 yeah im good

    • @BallzMcGavin
      @BallzMcGavin Рік тому +3

      What level are you??
      I wanna know if you actually play the game

    • @notacourier
      @notacourier Рік тому +2

      its fucking 2023.

    • @just_kris
      @just_kris Рік тому +2

      ​@@BallzMcGavin He probably never ever launched the game which is for the better

  • @mcnasty
    @mcnasty Рік тому +4158

    wow this crossed the line :/

  • @thepackupnorth2538
    @thepackupnorth2538 Рік тому +1699

    Y'all hit the construction worker bit a little too perfectly. 😂

    • @thepackupnorth2538
      @thepackupnorth2538 Рік тому +111

      I am a construction worker for context. Like half the guys I've met are either divorced or getting divorced. 😅

    • @KleinesStein
      @KleinesStein Рік тому +34

      And they still provide a service to the community (until some idiot managerial dude tells you to do the impossible)

    • @Chubby976
      @Chubby976 Рік тому +3

      ​@@thepackupnorth2538 ............. Welcome to fact or cap...................

    • @xX_Lord_Headass_Xx
      @xX_Lord_Headass_Xx Рік тому +8

      The way Dooo was so casual when he said "just them a number". No chill whatsoever. 🤣

  • @joshuafisher7167
    @joshuafisher7167 Рік тому +824

    You know it's a good video when the first two minutes contains naming sometime "Wage Slave #0000000000006" and the Dooo saying "We love you Epstein"

    • @radicalrafiki73
      @radicalrafiki73 Рік тому +10

      Do u know what game that was

    • @elianjoensen2756
      @elianjoensen2756 Рік тому +26

      @@radicalrafiki73 it might have been “labotomy corporation”. the art style also looks like “oxygen not included”. I haven’t played either game so I couldn’t tell ya, but I bet it’s “oxygen not included”

    • @mongmanmarkyt2897
      @mongmanmarkyt2897 Рік тому +29

      @@elianjoensen2756 it is indeed Oxygen Not Included

    • @spex4558
      @spex4558 Рік тому +9

      @@mongmanmarkyt2897 it's definetly Oxygen Not Included

  • @crimsondragon2711
    @crimsondragon2711 Рік тому +1439

    30 minute video from TheDooo? Best way to end the weekend

    • @TheEmptyRobotVA
      @TheEmptyRobotVA Рік тому +22

      jojos bizarre balls

    • @cee8015
      @cee8015 Рік тому +7

      DIDN'T ASK!

    • @jeremylugodas
      @jeremylugodas Рік тому +7

      besides the 30 minute video, with a woman?!?? they’re moving up in the world

    • @liam_isbetter24
      @liam_isbetter24 Рік тому

      Best way to end spring break!

    • @Arsenic404
      @Arsenic404 Рік тому +1

      Your comment made me realised it wad the weekend

  • @WeenyHutsJr
    @WeenyHutsJr Рік тому +620

    Everytime swagger is in the call its always gonna be 100x funnier than usual

    • @christianbarnes2139
      @christianbarnes2139 Рік тому +4

      That is because swagger is the best that is why he also played with mully and joshdub

  • @realJosshhh
    @realJosshhh Рік тому +480

    you already know whenever they all get together, something crazy's gonna happen

  • @willsandusky3045
    @willsandusky3045 Рік тому +166

    Always ready to watch a “these jokes may be offensive” type video

  • @isaacjones6638
    @isaacjones6638 Рік тому +45

    PorkPie is now undergoing intensive therapy following this session of online bullying

  • @Artanis5000
    @Artanis5000 Рік тому +249

    I like how Bordie's just here listening to all the weird things you guys talk about

    • @ukasztokarski3715
      @ukasztokarski3715 Рік тому +1

      Who's bordie?

    • @Artanis5000
      @Artanis5000 Рік тому +11

      @@ukasztokarski3715 Girl in the video

    • @Junipermetal
      @Junipermetal Рік тому +3

      @@Artanis5000 simp

    • @Artanis5000
      @Artanis5000 Рік тому +19

      @@Junipermetal Yeah was just simping for your mom. She has one hell of a milker bubba

    • @Junipermetal
      @Junipermetal Рік тому +2

      🤓@@Artanis5000

  • @aaronkinney6004
    @aaronkinney6004 Рік тому +120

    Shoutout to the editor that thought cytoplasm was phytoplasm.

    • @Av-te7ze
      @Av-te7ze Рік тому +7

      There’s a thing people do with TikTok’s/shorts where they intentionally misspell things to get more interaction. I don’t think UA-camrs would do it because I feel like it would be pointless for long form content, but some of these caption mistakes make me wonder…
      It would’ve made at least some sense if it was “psytoplasm” but phytoplasm makes no sense at all

    • @lonelygod6496
      @lonelygod6496 Рік тому +16

      Editor is only paid 10cents a minute dont be too hard on him

    • @aaronkinney6004
      @aaronkinney6004 Рік тому +5

      @Av at the end of the day, I'm perfectly fine with throwing some extra engagement dooo's way.

    • @liverenjoyer_
      @liverenjoyer_ Рік тому +1

      i'm a bio student and i literally screamed but it's honestly really funny

    • @makaiwise4609
      @makaiwise4609 4 місяці тому

      @@lonelygod6496it’s actually 12 cents a minute, just enough to make minimum wage

  • @eggsbenedict8407
    @eggsbenedict8407 Рік тому +21

    “if you wanna get your turds pushed in then add me” once again dooo’s ad reads are the best on youtube lol

  • @Regener8Plays
    @Regener8Plays Рік тому +47

    The game Swagger is playing is called “Oxygen Not Included” and it’s a colony manage simulator made by Klei Entertainment, the same devs who made “Don’t Starve” and “Invisible Inc.”

    • @cookie_toast
      @cookie_toast 7 місяців тому

      Nice try sponsor bot

    • @Regener8Plays
      @Regener8Plays 7 місяців тому

      @@cookie_toast 🦾🤖

    • @Regener8Plays
      @Regener8Plays 7 місяців тому

      @@cookie_toast 🦾🤖

    • @Regener8Plays
      @Regener8Plays 7 місяців тому

      @@cookie_toast 🦾🤖

    • @Regener8Plays
      @Regener8Plays 7 місяців тому

      @@cookie_toast 🦾🤖 *beep* *boop* foolish human!

  • @wembozandco.807
    @wembozandco.807 Рік тому +97

    bordie is like the new kid who instantly vibes with the group

    • @thedandy6765
      @thedandy6765 Рік тому +9

      i prefer aches tho she will fuel the jokes even more

    • @wembozandco.807
      @wembozandco.807 Рік тому +12

      @@thedandy6765 if they all record together it would be a great opportunity for soup to teach all of them about Jimbo

    • @ชีชีo
      @ชีชีo Рік тому +10

      Bordies been playing with these guys for like 3 years now.

  • @united_kaos
    @united_kaos Рік тому +40

    He blessed us with a 30 min video at the end of the week how good today is

  • @dankknight4856
    @dankknight4856 Рік тому +53

    30 min video from dooo right as dinner finishes? I've been blessed today

  • @TheTerriersLMD
    @TheTerriersLMD Рік тому +54

    How these guys get away with it is amazing. The only place on the internet we can have this type of humour

    • @samael4550
      @samael4550 Рік тому +4

      What are you talking about bro 💀 I love the Goons but they’re not the only (or first) people to make edgy content lmao, not even here on this site. And UA-cam is extremely wishy washy about their rules around humor, this place is anything but ‘free’

    • @Just_a_Piano_
      @Just_a_Piano_ Рік тому +2

      @@samael4550 🤓

    • @YtStaffMember
      @YtStaffMember Рік тому +1

      @@samael4550 were talking without getting much hate if at all

    • @adamkemper4708
      @adamkemper4708 Рік тому

      I am so glad there’s no one in my neighboring barracks room

  • @kryhigh9302
    @kryhigh9302 Рік тому +13

    1:56 I like that Epstein is buying toast instead of bread. What a gamer.

  • @brandonhillgoth699
    @brandonhillgoth699 Рік тому +12

    0:17 I’ve never heard soup laugh that hard AAHAHAHAH

    • @dylans7141
      @dylans7141 Рік тому +2

      @@radicalrafiki73 him and trippy sieg heiling a big mac🤣

  • @tiredtobias
    @tiredtobias Рік тому +86

    You guys are legit the only content creators out there that makes me laugh

  • @TheTeebo05
    @TheTeebo05 Рік тому +15

    Every time Bordie talked Dooo chubbed up HARD

  • @TheDeviIDogg
    @TheDeviIDogg Рік тому +34

    I feel for PorkPie, we're one in the same my brother

  • @shaddori
    @shaddori Рік тому +34

    I love swaggers voice with his comments their always hilarious

  • @abdurrahmandureng
    @abdurrahmandureng Рік тому +16

    Everytime I hear swaggersouls I can't help but to laugh, his voice is too good .

  • @elianimations4569
    @elianimations4569 Рік тому +21

    You know its a good day when Dooo uploads

  • @viralink4030
    @viralink4030 Рік тому +1

    1:20 Thank you for ruining my keyboard... i just spit some expensive rum all over my desk. I didn't see that coming... I guess neither did Epstein

  • @yettipat2795
    @yettipat2795 Рік тому +137

    Need more bordie she's just as weird as you guys lol

  • @stavik96
    @stavik96 Рік тому +1

    20:50 Pigs have a long corkscrew(oh and big loads and at the end they have a liquid that hardens to form a cork keeping everything else inside).
    Cats have spines that scratch and stimulate the female and it's needed for her to ovulate.
    Dogs have a knot that inflates to form a seal.

  • @LVIS-a
    @LVIS-a Рік тому +5

    "You planning on having 6 billion wage slaves?"
    Well, that's earth for ya. Pretty accurate

  • @iselfdestrukt7338
    @iselfdestrukt7338 Рік тому +1

    It hasn't been a minute and I'm already CRYING at "Give it a number." 😭💀

  • @emmetolson69
    @emmetolson69 Рік тому +12

    In another country rn. Instead of doing something on the beach, I'm watching TheDooo. This is better.

  • @zacharyreichert5035
    @zacharyreichert5035 Рік тому +3

    PorkPie did not deserve this.

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 Рік тому +7

    5:58
    Dooo you're such a cvnt 😂😂😂😂

  • @Linklover1893
    @Linklover1893 Рік тому +2

    I totally love the fact that he didn't invite a single girl to his hypothetical party. Even in the hypothetical, he isn't getting laid.

  • @AuroraIceFlame
    @AuroraIceFlame Рік тому +4

    0:18 soups laugh cures my depression

  • @AnitaHanjaaab
    @AnitaHanjaaab Рік тому +1

    "Sorry about my friends asshole." Lmfaoo that didn't get the laughs it deserved. 😂

  • @Titanium999
    @Titanium999 Рік тому +11

    You guys talk about the most random crap and i love it i wish i could have a friendship like that with my friends.

  • @RedHood001-KA
    @RedHood001-KA Рік тому +10

    It's videos with these jokes that are always the funniest 😂

  • @SteelSentinel7
    @SteelSentinel7 Рік тому +3

    15:33 genuinely thought that this was Doo screaming

  • @LycaonGamer45
    @LycaonGamer45 18 днів тому +1

    "We love you Epstein" - TheDooo 2023

  • @JLawL
    @JLawL Рік тому +7

    Dude every time I watch your videos I’m laying in bed laughing so hard I wake up my girlfriend who then puts me back in my closet for the rest of the night.

  • @andrewlegg5234
    @andrewlegg5234 Рік тому +1

    26:53 had no business being as funny as it was 😂

  • @jeremiahn4more253
    @jeremiahn4more253 Рік тому +3

    Take a shot every time you hear the discord mute and unmute sound effect

  • @AydenBaugher
    @AydenBaugher Рік тому +1

    you know these guys are filming at 3 am when they talking about 100% all beef mystery tubes

  • @101_BlackWidow
    @101_BlackWidow Рік тому +4

    I like how the editor has endured so much brain dead content even he forgot to spell cytoplasm

  • @MunkeeMedia
    @MunkeeMedia Рік тому +2

    after that cold open, "Alright guys the video is sponsored by..."
    HOW.. HOW IS IT SPONSORED...?!

  • @GoodOlPastaCake
    @GoodOlPastaCake Рік тому +4

    I haven’t laughed as hard as I did at the mystery tube bit in a long time

  • @JEFFwasHERE...
    @JEFFwasHERE... Рік тому +1

    JEFF was HERE 👇🏆

  • @gentrysalmon6214
    @gentrysalmon6214 Рік тому +4

    Most coherent sentences from Doo talking to a woman, Congrats homie

  • @DJ_Macret
    @DJ_Macret 5 місяців тому

    1:58 I have a friend named toasted bread on a Minecraft server and I LOST it on this clip 😂

  • @HalfCycle
    @HalfCycle Рік тому +5

    The discord noises kept fucking me up xD

  • @RoZe_Water
    @RoZe_Water 9 місяців тому

    Just the "and give it a number..." is one of the best one liners to come out of this session.

  • @darkblasterzero4067
    @darkblasterzero4067 Рік тому +6

    Just saw this on McNasty's version, and I'm glad you uploaded this to your main channel.

  • @ToughBeifong
    @ToughBeifong Рік тому +1

    I feel like after watching this video the host from the contest in Billy Maddison should show up and give his speech on how we're all stupider now for watching this video.May God have mercy on all our souls LMAO.

  • @samhorst9928
    @samhorst9928 Рік тому +3

    A 30 sminutes dooo and the boys video? What a treat

  • @Jackiemizukifan
    @Jackiemizukifan Рік тому +2

    i can garantee if this guy was a actual jojo fan he would be prepared for the heaven question literally part 6 is about that

  • @SenatorDodo09
    @SenatorDodo09 Рік тому +5

    thedooo will have hundreds of hours in csgo and will still walk out of spawn with his gun out

  • @DjMiBsweden
    @DjMiBsweden Рік тому

    0:50 The guy sounding like Howard Stern is so damn funny

  • @AllOfARCH
    @AllOfARCH Рік тому +4

    I really hope there will be a Part 2 with Boob Guy

  • @LeeBayliss98
    @LeeBayliss98 Рік тому +2

    26:51 hands down the funniest part of the video

  • @omnipotentmage
    @omnipotentmage Рік тому +3

    20 seconds in and this video is already cursed😂

  • @WolphinexClips
    @WolphinexClips Рік тому

    @11:11 these are the kinds of conversations that make me re evaluate my life... like what.the.fuck!? I'm confused yet laughing

  • @TaitLawrence-xl2xb
    @TaitLawrence-xl2xb Рік тому +3

    Soup had a field day with this session. I can just tell how is laugh was so much louder and higher pitch than I have ever heard

  • @Arthrninja
    @Arthrninja Рік тому

    The subtle overlay of the black parade picture over the screen when Dooo played the ONE NOTE has me dying 😂😂😂

  • @HolyAssassin
    @HolyAssassin Рік тому +3

    Anyone else going crazy looking at your discord cause of the sounds.

  • @dr_zotiac
    @dr_zotiac Рік тому +2

    i like how doo clipped most of the woman out of the video lmfao

  • @ryneweakley6420
    @ryneweakley6420 Рік тому +4

    30 minute dooo video? willing to wait this long for more of these ❤❤

  • @BluBlaze_
    @BluBlaze_ Рік тому +1

    Me when I heard that dude say JoJo
    LET HIM COOK!

  • @mason8368
    @mason8368 Рік тому +3

    I love Swagger’s voice, Ho does he do it?

  • @matthewhunter2443
    @matthewhunter2443 Рік тому

    18:33 the cytoplasm is a part of the cell. That would mean that McNasty is a single-celled organism. Makes sense

  • @guts60
    @guts60 Рік тому +3

    I love how respectful they are of Bordie. She’s not just some stranger they’ll only know for a single match, so they kinda have to hold back on the sexism unless they get the OK from her

  • @corbinshelton2637
    @corbinshelton2637 Рік тому

    “I FUCKING HATE THIS QUESTION” absolutely sent me

  • @lestupid2141
    @lestupid2141 Рік тому +4

    how many times are they gonna leave and rejoin the discord god damn

  • @carternorman6428
    @carternorman6428 20 днів тому

    5:20 the way he said I’m alone was really sad

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion Рік тому +3

    Wait, Dooo is 1/20th Cherokee? I'm about to get a genetics test to confirm it, but apparently my great, great, great grandfather was 100% and a chief in Alabama, so... weird. Would explain why my dad is so tan despite never going outside anymore. Lol. I'm pale AF because of our mixed genetics that're likely Irish and Native, but I love hearing that kinda stuff. Cool to know where and what you came from.
    Plus now I can just tell people I don't like to leave my land regardless of skin color and tell them " I was here first, White Man. "

  • @CallOfTheVoid06
    @CallOfTheVoid06 Рік тому

    "Give it a number!" - I'm dead bro.

  • @StormySky48
    @StormySky48 Рік тому +1

    4:28 that discord cameo tho😂

  • @sakucelty
    @sakucelty Рік тому +1

    1:55
    .
    .
    .
    kid named toast:

    • @Drayhgo
      @Drayhgo 11 місяців тому

      Kid named milk:

  • @MLGcoworker
    @MLGcoworker Рік тому +2

    Petition to bring back “Boob Guy” Porkpie

  • @SquintXD
    @SquintXD Рік тому

    Sometimes these jokes aren’t even funny it’s their laughs that get me

  • @anti-roxas850
    @anti-roxas850 Рік тому +1

    I had to look up Pork Pie 😂
    I legitimately thought He was pulling my leg, but it was I who forgot Pork Pie. And I effing loved SBR. Wtf

  • @anthonys3948
    @anthonys3948 Рік тому

    I got to 11:15 and silently cried when I saw that I had another 20 minutes to go 😂

  • @sjmoorez
    @sjmoorez Рік тому +1

    I genuinely was curious when they brought up Herman Miller chairs. I didn't think anyone of THEM would know what they were.

  • @lotus_r1ce478
    @lotus_r1ce478 Рік тому +1

    I feel like Soup's laugh is getting higher pitched and I love it 😂

  • @zeesworld4650
    @zeesworld4650 Рік тому

    This is so far over the line they didnt even know there was a line.

  • @malpheus4299
    @malpheus4299 Рік тому +2

    The most depressed JJBA fan, playing CSGO

  • @ASDHAUIFGSD
    @ASDHAUIFGSD Рік тому

    I was rippin a dab when he said "Jesus made the 2nd amendment", I almost died XD

  • @stiffsock4187
    @stiffsock4187 Рік тому

    portal on the street "step in the portal now and stand still"

  • @MrAbin619
    @MrAbin619 Рік тому

    The whole conversation with Clean sounded like the fortnite henchmen talking

  • @Uberwenis
    @Uberwenis Рік тому +2

    I can't believe I have to type this, but... it's cats.
    Cats have spikes, dogs have knots.
    No more questions!

  • @justthetruth999
    @justthetruth999 Рік тому +1

    I had Discord open while I was watching, and the muting and unmuting was so confusing

  • @joe-sc2ff
    @joe-sc2ff Рік тому

    4:35 me every single day of my life until the end of my time in this planet
    5:21 also me every single day of my life until the end of my time in this planet
    6:56

  • @AnxtherDude
    @AnxtherDude Рік тому

    4:11 Gotta be the best part of the video 💀💀

  • @NathanBlain-zo7rh
    @NathanBlain-zo7rh Рік тому

    Honestly the most consistently hilarious video by thedoo I was laughing all the way through I was literally crying

  • @Cloud-lt5je
    @Cloud-lt5je Рік тому

    Even funnier when the editor doesn’t know what a cytoplasm is 18:30

  • @RIIZKEY
    @RIIZKEY Рік тому

    This is funnier than that time 11 billion crabs went missing

  • @Thehyperfury
    @Thehyperfury Рік тому

    That crossair placement is straight doo doo

  • @JackJibberish
    @JackJibberish Рік тому +1

    A shirt that says "white and proud" but you you can only see it if you're under a Black Light

  • @barryalesiaackerman1433
    @barryalesiaackerman1433 Рік тому +1

    What happened to the subtitles 😂😂 love You’re videos Doook

  • @McDoubleNuggets
    @McDoubleNuggets Рік тому

    I think I had an aneurysm while listening to “tube of contradictions” while putting away groceries