I was trying to beat a boss in a game earlier and had typed into Google 'how to defeat...' and genuinely the most popular question was 'how to defeat an ostrich'
There is a very similar one in the latest TommyInnit video, I posted the clip to my channel if anyone's interested. He reads the definition of "gooning" in the same voice and it's pretty funny
I love how Tommy and Wilbur are legit dying, Philza is grinning like a gremlin and chuckling while Charlie is just reading and getting more and more dramatic as he goes! XD
@@Mono_Entertainment There were 2, but after doing some more digging, the second effort was made only a few days after the initial retreat so idk if it really counts as 2 wars or not
He is actually a dm on a podcast called just roll with it! He dmed 2 campaigns, blood in the bayou and the suckening if you didn't know that already! It's super good! I highly recommend :)
@@CDZ1309 I have and am in support of shubble, I want to make it very clear that don’t support anything Wilbur has done, or admitted to doing. As for the self-pity, it hurts (for me) to see him in content as he was honestly a big inspiration for me. I looked up to him, and his music. Hell, I even started guitar because of him. I don’t support him anymore, and I dropped all of his music and everything the moment I saw what he did. I hope that clears it up.
@@CDZ1309the thing about being in online communities, in supporting and having *any* kind of relationship with a celebrity, is that they have the ability to hurt you. That is something you give them - along with your time and perhaps even money - when you decide to support them. Human beings are so predisposed to *caring* that we’ll put googly eyes on a rock and be sad if we lose it. People are going to feel hurt and betrayed if someone they support betrays their trust. That is not in any way taking away from the victim. It never takes away from the validity of someone else’s pain to say that you were hurt too, as long as you are not actively invalidating that pain, which OP was not.
Normal people getting over sadness: Talking it out Me: Watching this clip over and over. Charlie is so funny and so stupid and he's awesome he is the definition of serotonin.
- I have google right now. I'm- "How to beat an ostrich" Why are there answers? Holy shit there's a WikiHow. - Use a long weapon. If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich, avoid close quarters combat. Keep as far out of reach of it's legs as you can. Use the nearest, *_*l o n g e s t*_* object that could be used as a weapon. - There's a side note here: If you have a **g u n** aim for the ostrich's **M A I N B O D Y.** Keep to the ostrich's side, consider yourself at the most risk when the two (2) of you are **FACE TO FACE!!** Stay behind or to the side of the bird as much as possible to keep clear of it's most _PoWErFuL WeApON._ *_*S T E P 3 ! ! !*_* AIM FOR THE NECK. CONSIDER THIS TO BE THE OSTRICH'S WEAKEST BODY PART! (despite their considerable size.) Strike it where it is vulnerable and least protected... **TO DEFEAT IT Q U I C K L Y .** **GO FOR THE LEGS!** If you find yourself behind or to the side of the ostrich with an easy shot to one of it's legs, **COMMA,** TAKE IT. **PERIOD.**
If given the chance, deliver *ONE* or *BOTH* a blow to upset its *BALANCE, SPEED, and STRIKING* **P O W E R** Anyway, I'm gonna leave you guys with this final image: POV: You're ostrich
anyone else had this play in their mind during their friday math test? just imagine this; "Find x, answer all 12 questions correctly" *_"-TO DEFEAT IT QUICKLY!!" -- "GO FOR THE LEGS!!!"_*
>You find an ostrich >You immediately pick up a really big stick and enter a combat stance >The ostrich, not exactly understanding wtf you're doing, simply decides to walk away. "Get back here! _You're the monster! You don't get to run away!_ *_COME BACK HERE AND SCARE ME!"_* >While chasing the ostrich in an attempt to provoke it, all it does is run as fast as it can in sheer terror. *_"GO AWAY, MAN! THIS BEAK CAN'T DO SHIT ANYWAY!"_*
Every time I watch this clip I cry actual tears from laughter, no matter how many times I see it. His delivery and the others losing their MINDS in the background is too good
This clip is still one that gets me to die laughing- it’s even funnier that I saw this exact thing printed out and taped up onto a wall in a doctors office or something😭😭😂😂😂😂
Use a long weapon… If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich, avoid close quarters combat. Keep as far out of reach of its legs as you can. Use the nearest, longest object that can be used as a weapon. Here’s a side note: If you have a gun, aim for the ostrich’s main body. Keep to the ostrich’s side, consider yourself at the most risk when you are face to face! STAY BEHIND OR TO THE SIDE OF THE BIRD AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO KEEP CLEAR OF ITS MOST POWERFUL WEAPON. AIM FOR THE NECK! CONSIDER THIS TO BE THE OSTRICHES WEAKEST BODY PART DESPITE THEIR CONSIDERABLE SIZE! STRIKER WHERE IT IS MOST VULNERABLE AND LEAST PROTECTED *TO DEFEAT IT QUICKLY!* *GO FOR THE LEGS* IF YOU FIND YOURSELF BEHIND OR TO THE SIDE OF THE OSTRICH WITH AN EASY SHOT to on of its legs, comma, take it period. If given the chance to deliver one or both a blow to upset its balance, speed, and striking power.
"use a long weapon..." "If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich, avoid CLOSE QUARTERS COMBAT....." "KEEP AS FAR OUT OF REACH OF ITS LEGS AS YOU CAN." "Use the nearest, LONGEST object that could be used as a weapon. "IF YOU HAVE A GUN, aim for the ostrich's main body." "KEEP TO THE OSTRICH'S SIDE, consider yourself at the most risk when the two of you are FACE-FACE. STAY BEHIND or TO THE SIDE OF THE BIRD AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO KEEP CLEAR OF ITS MOST POWERFUL WEAPON." (Step 3) "AIM FOR THE NECK" "CONSIDER THIS TO BE THE OSTRICH'S WEAKEST BODY PART DESPITE THEIR CONSIDERABLE SIZE. "STRIKE WHERE IT IS MOST VULNERABLE AND LEAST PROTECTED..." .. to defeat it quickly.
Thing is, if you have a gun then you shouldn’t aim for its body, that’s where it has the most armor and padding, like sure you’re probably going to hit it but only hit it in its body if you’re sure you can hit it multiple times in the same place
i like how it describes the act of fighting an ostrich like you're fighting a boss in the video game
wtf is wrong with me why did i say "the video game"
@@texasred8424that’s called edit the mf’ing comment
@@red_the_anomaly it's not that serious bro 😭
You should leave it, it's funny.@@texasred8424
when the advice on fighting an IRL ostrich is the same as with most dark souls bosses
I was trying to beat a boss in a game earlier and had typed into Google 'how to defeat...' and genuinely the most popular question was 'how to defeat an ostrich'
Lmao what
Charlie's proud
Listen, I had to make sure it was real
@@NikoReoOrion
Its real its been real
what boss were you trying to beat
i’ve seen this clip dozens of times but i’m still not over it
Same, I’ve rewatched it so many times and still laugh
this is got to be my most re-watched piece of media
I’m learning it by heart
TRUST ME I CANT STOP IVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR 7 MONTHS STRAIGHT HELP
There is a very similar one in the latest TommyInnit video, I posted the clip to my channel if anyone's interested. He reads the definition of "gooning" in the same voice and it's pretty funny
I love how Tommy and Wilbur are legit dying, Philza is grinning like a gremlin and chuckling while Charlie is just reading and getting more and more dramatic as he goes! XD
I was dying from the video too 😂 Charlie is so funny
@@MeaghanDivico Agreed. I was wheezing like a tea kettle watching this.
Haha ok 🫖
I don’t know why, but wheezes sound hilarious. Like the ones dream does
@@MeaghanDivico Ah yes the tea kettle ones are the most hysterical of the lot, though I sometimes sound like Mutley.
wanted to watch this clip again, immediately reminded of the biter of '87
Let's just start call will the biter of 87
OMG thank you! I thought I'm over it but I flinched when I looked at his face
The Briton Biter
That’s so dark and yet so funny
@@familyberente1407 Yeah! But you didn't.
Wait until Slimecicle learns about the Emu War of Australia...
Wars plural
@@angellynn7104 there was more than one?!
@@Mono_Entertainment There were 2, but after doing some more digging, the second effort was made only a few days after the initial retreat so idk if it really counts as 2 wars or not
(Australian here) we don't talk about EW I and EW II
wikihow wasn’t around to help them back then so they lost
To this day, he has not been defeated by an ostrich
Truly the greatest thing to ever be recorded.
The most hardcore part of this is that Charlie was reading this WHILE IN A BASTION
I will gladly watch this for many years.
"POV: youre an ostrich" god that sounds like a nightmare
If he ever DMs another session with Jaiden, Alpharad, and Ranboo, I hope one of the bosses is just a literal ostrich.
He is actually a dm on a podcast called just roll with it! He dmed 2 campaigns, blood in the bayou and the suckening if you didn't know that already! It's super good! I highly recommend :)
Even with the bad memories of the certain British man in this, it’s still such a classic :,)
yeah felt 😭 tryna push through it
I try to separate past willbur and present willbur it helps (for me)
What bad memories? It's not as if this has affected you in the slightest. Maybe don't self-pity and instead support actual abuse victims?
@@CDZ1309 I have and am in support of shubble, I want to make it very clear that don’t support anything Wilbur has done, or admitted to doing.
As for the self-pity, it hurts (for me) to see him in content as he was honestly a big inspiration for me. I looked up to him, and his music. Hell, I even started guitar because of him. I don’t support him anymore, and I dropped all of his music and everything the moment I saw what he did. I hope that clears it up.
@@CDZ1309the thing about being in online communities, in supporting and having *any* kind of relationship with a celebrity, is that they have the ability to hurt you. That is something you give them - along with your time and perhaps even money - when you decide to support them.
Human beings are so predisposed to *caring* that we’ll put googly eyes on a rock and be sad if we lose it. People are going to feel hurt and betrayed if someone they support betrays their trust. That is not in any way taking away from the victim. It never takes away from the validity of someone else’s pain to say that you were hurt too, as long as you are not actively invalidating that pain, which OP was not.
we were worried about the wrong thing biting us.
This is basically how to take a tall person down
i dont think tall human people have huge necks, much harder to aim for it against them.
@exepire7877 You aren't trying hard enough.
Go for the legs
I’ve seen this clip so many times and it never gets old 😂
Normal people getting over sadness: Talking it out
Me: Watching this clip over and over.
Charlie is so funny and so stupid and he's awesome he is the definition of serotonin.
Charlie could cure depression
@@red_the_anomaly He could tho-
POV You're Ostrich - Best meme to come from Charlie
this clip will always be funny tbh
Thanks to this video, I have never been once beaten by an ostrich in combat, thank you Charlie🙏🙏🙏
I haven’t watched any of them in so so long, but this clip right here, it never gets old
This was the funniest bit of 2021 imo
- I have google right now. I'm- "How to beat an ostrich"
Why are there answers? Holy shit there's a WikiHow.
- Use a long weapon. If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich, avoid close quarters combat.
Keep as far out of reach of it's legs as you can. Use the nearest, *_*l o n g e s t*_* object that could be used as a weapon.
- There's a side note here:
If you have a **g u n** aim for the ostrich's **M A I N B O D Y.**
Keep to the ostrich's side, consider yourself at the most risk when the two (2) of you are **FACE TO FACE!!**
Stay behind or to the side of the bird as much as possible to keep clear of it's most _PoWErFuL WeApON._
*_*S T E P 3 ! ! !*_*
AIM FOR THE NECK. CONSIDER THIS TO BE THE OSTRICH'S WEAKEST BODY PART! (despite their considerable size.)
Strike it where it is vulnerable and least protected...
**TO DEFEAT IT Q U I C K L Y .**
**GO FOR THE LEGS!**
If you find yourself behind or to the side of the ostrich with an easy shot to one of it's legs, **COMMA,** TAKE IT. **PERIOD.**
If given the chance, deliver *ONE* or *BOTH* a blow to upset its *BALANCE, SPEED, and STRIKING* **P O W E R**
Anyway, I'm gonna leave you guys with this final image:
POV: You're ostrich
not the lyrics
" there's a side note here, if you have a gun... "
You're laughing? Charlie is reading important information on what to do in a life-threatening situation and your laughing?
I apologize, I will see myself out
@@randominternetuser2436 nah, stay, it was hilarious
This sounds just like a dark souls boss walkthrough.
"to one of its legs COMMA take it PERIOD"
This nearly ended up killing Tommy
Imagine if he *did* spit out.
Nearly ended up killing me too 😂
Sidenote.
IF YOU HAVE A GUN!!!
When you search up something as a joke but don’t expect there to be any answers 0:30
omg biter jumpscare
anyone else had this play in their mind during their friday math test?
just imagine this;
"Find x, answer all 12 questions correctly"
*_"-TO DEFEAT IT QUICKLY!!" -- "GO FOR THE LEGS!!!"_*
This clip never gets old fr
I love how Charlie gets more and more frantic as he reads it.
i remember this so well.. absolutely one of my favorite clips i got
No wonder he hates ostriches, they eat corn AND HE IS DA CORN
But like "defeat" is also quite dramatic😂😂😂
*... there's a side note here: I F Y O U H A V E A G U N*
Okay but the article itself is even longer and even more hilarious when you read it in Charlie’s voice 😂
Comma, take it. Period BEST PART LMAO
*Use a long weapon.*
Everybody, collectively: 💀
'Keep as far out of reach, of it's legs if you *ken,"*
„If you have a gun…“
Bro im dead
>You find an ostrich
>You immediately pick up a really big stick and enter a combat stance
>The ostrich, not exactly understanding wtf you're doing, simply decides to walk away.
"Get back here! _You're the monster! You don't get to run away!_ *_COME BACK HERE AND SCARE ME!"_*
>While chasing the ostrich in an attempt to provoke it, all it does is run as fast as it can in sheer terror.
*_"GO AWAY, MAN! THIS BEAK CAN'T DO SHIT ANYWAY!"_*
Every time I watch this clip I cry actual tears from laughter, no matter how many times I see it. His delivery and the others losing their MINDS in the background is too good
that wikihow entry reads itself like its some fight in a fantasy novel holy shit
fun fact: I actually got my teacher to print the image at 1:21 on complete accident, and she printed 2 of them. **I sent it to her as a joke.**
WHAAAAAT
@@NINi_2085 Also, she left when I went up a year aswell, by far one of the best memories of intemediate school.
intermediate school?? what's that @@Sebastians_onlyFriend
"Use the nearest longest object that can be used as a weapon"
Looks down
Not _that_ kind of beat.
Oh yeah, your legs! If the ostrich can use them, so can we! :)
Nobody tell him about the existence of cassowaries
Oh god.
@@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an God cannot save you. Not from the disembowelment birb
Bro the nostalgia😭
WHEN THE VIDEO ENDED ALL MY MOM COULD HEAR WAS THIS FROM ME:
*Wheeze* ….. *wheeze* … *wheeeze*….*COUGHS AGGRESSIVELY*
This clip is too powerful
"TAKE IT. PERIOD."
Good. They suspect nothing.
This is one of my favorite clips ever 😭 Charlie is so funny
Aliens watching this be like:
"What the fuck? You know what? Fuck this piece of shit planet I'm leaving."
"GO FOR THE LEGS"
perfect quote
This clip is still one that gets me to die laughing- it’s even funnier that I saw this exact thing printed out and taped up onto a wall in a doctors office or something😭😭😂😂😂😂
Holy shit I haven't laughed like that in forever 😂😂
Thank you man 😂
YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED AGAIN TO WATCH THIS GEM OF A VIDEO
Use a long weapon… If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich, avoid close quarters combat. Keep as far out of reach of its legs as you can. Use the nearest, longest object that can be used as a weapon.
Here’s a side note: If you have a gun, aim for the ostrich’s main body.
Keep to the ostrich’s side, consider yourself at the most risk when you are face to face!
STAY BEHIND OR TO THE SIDE OF THE BIRD AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO KEEP CLEAR OF ITS MOST POWERFUL WEAPON. AIM FOR THE NECK! CONSIDER THIS TO BE THE OSTRICHES WEAKEST BODY PART DESPITE THEIR CONSIDERABLE SIZE! STRIKER WHERE IT IS MOST VULNERABLE AND LEAST PROTECTED *TO DEFEAT IT QUICKLY!*
*GO FOR THE LEGS* IF YOU FIND YOURSELF BEHIND OR TO THE SIDE OF THE OSTRICH WITH AN EASY SHOT to on of its legs, comma, take it period.
If given the chance to deliver one or both a blow to upset its balance, speed, and striking power.
i could not breath for 33 seconds thanks to this video (positive review)
pretty sure wilbur would just bite the ostrich he has experience with that....
why would you say this- whyyyy
LMFAO
No, the Ostrich can’t consent and therefore he wouldn’t want to bite them since he can’t break their boundaries.
@@Purple_guy-te6cgHe will just measure their pain tolerance, it must be lower than his ideal
I hope the rest of your year is incredible, lmao
It sounds like a video game boss tutorial 😂
this video has me in stitches every single time i see it, i can hardly breathe right now holy shit
The fact that he did a dramatic reading the intense music made it even better!!! Like its a fuckin boss fight or some shit!!😂😂😂😂
This is one of the funnyest clips i remember, i reminisce about it every few weeks
Dude this was the first topic brought up in my friend group we are now great friends because of this video
Wilbur: *laughing hysterically*
Philza: *giggling*
Tommy: *literally dying*
i think the majority of will know how to defeat an ostrich for a loooooooong time
I saw an animation of this, and for some reason it was in a church😂
It’s after midnight and everyone in my house is asleep. I have to hyperventilate to stop myself from laughing.
I hope you survived.
sometimes I like to check on the wikihow, it’s been updated pretty sure!
This clip is why my fear of ostriches came to be
‘IF YOU SEE A SHOT TO ITS LEGS, COMMMA, TAKE IT, PERIOD’ XD
"GO FOR THE LEGS" broke me
Man i havent laughing that much to the ostrich wikihow bit since kevin hart's ostrich joke
This is a classic clip
Charlie reading how to defeat an ostrich meanwhile Tommy struggling to defeat literal droplets of water
I love this
I know who I'm bringing into the war of ostrich
Slimcicle: (does farcry ostrich takedown)
Charlie is just the epitome of "boys will be boys"
Just killed an ostrich, feeling good.
Still the funniest clip of all time
This is legendary 🙌
the fact i was THINKING about this clip and it shows up on my reccomended
Me about to remind the animal kingdom why humans are the world's number one apex predator
charlie this is the 7th time youve posted this video
Hey it’s the 2nd
@@Slimeciclips We need another
I always felt that this was personal
Bruh I know for a fact someone is gonna be dodge rolling during their fight against an Ostrich like it’s a Dark Souls boss XD
0:30 Why are there answers
Dude it’s the internet. People hate everything.
True
The best thing ever
It gives you a whole story time on how to beat and then go's
Also if you have a gun...
"use a long weapon..."
"If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich, avoid CLOSE QUARTERS COMBAT....."
"KEEP AS FAR OUT OF REACH OF ITS LEGS AS YOU CAN."
"Use the nearest, LONGEST object that could be used as a weapon.
"IF YOU HAVE A GUN, aim for the ostrich's main body."
"KEEP TO THE OSTRICH'S SIDE, consider yourself at the most risk when the two of you are FACE-FACE. STAY BEHIND or TO THE SIDE OF THE BIRD AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO KEEP CLEAR OF ITS MOST POWERFUL WEAPON."
(Step 3)
"AIM FOR THE NECK"
"CONSIDER THIS TO BE THE OSTRICH'S WEAKEST BODY PART DESPITE THEIR CONSIDERABLE SIZE.
"STRIKE WHERE IT IS MOST VULNERABLE AND LEAST PROTECTED..."
.. to defeat it quickly.
GO FOR THE LEGS
Thing is, if you have a gun then you shouldn’t aim for its body, that’s where it has the most armor and padding, like sure you’re probably going to hit it but only hit it in its body if you’re sure you can hit it multiple times in the same place
This sounds like something you’d hear mid bossfight
These are the game tips you're given if it defeats you.
Throw weapons while maintaining a main long weopon in hand.
This will without fail always make me laugh
Use a long weapon
this is very offensive to my species
The way he says “step three” 😂😂😂