The best of Hignfy series 35

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  • @hannahjordan9833
    @hannahjordan9833 4 роки тому +538

    I've watched these so much I use them to relax or sleep. Except the Brian Blessed episode

    • @AlgoEX997
      @AlgoEX997 4 роки тому +20

      Snap!

    • @baoboumusic
      @baoboumusic 4 роки тому +39

      Thank you for putting the voice of Brian Blessed in my head now. "I'M BRIAN BLESSED! I TALK IN ALL-CAPS AND WITH DOUBLE EXCLAMATION MARKS!! MY ELOCUTION CAN FILL THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL AND I SHAGGED A YAK ON MOUNT EVEREST!!!"

    • @baoboumusic
      @baoboumusic 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/dtHrhSTY9Wg/v-deo.html

    • @hannahjordan9833
      @hannahjordan9833 4 роки тому +2

      @@baoboumusic LMAO

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 4 роки тому +7

      @@baoboumusic "That yak was gagging for it darling!"😁

  • @FerDoug
    @FerDoug Рік тому +35

    OMG, Brian Blessed, I'd forgotten how good this was. Actual national/worldwide treasure.

  • @topazpenguin5740
    @topazpenguin5740 3 роки тому +253

    I was lucky enough to get 4 tickets to the recording of Brian Blessed's episode. Absolutely wonderful, a night out to remember forever! We were fortunate that we were all in the front row.
    2 hours after the recording started the producer had to stop it, because there was a queue of taxis outside the studio for people who had booked them in advance.
    My ears are still ringing. Best. Episode. Ever.

    • @sopcannon
      @sopcannon Рік тому +5

      When did your hearing return?

    • @stevessowmindful576
      @stevessowmindful576 Рік тому +10

      Brian blessed is awesome on there. Such a funny funny man.

    • @bostocked
      @bostocked 5 місяців тому +2

      Sounds strange but how does one even apply to be in the audience?? Is it a waiting queue system or first come first served?

    • @laur9251
      @laur9251 4 місяці тому

      ​@@bostockedYou sign up for audience tickets, it is usually first come first served, but they are free, a quick google search should help you loads.

    • @YaYaFGAN
      @YaYaFGAN 11 днів тому

      Oh my gawd - that must have been so fantastic for you! Usually Paul can discombobulate a host with his unending comments and interruptions (especially Alexander Armstrong! 🤣), but he hardly got a word in edgewise (maybe now he knows what AA feels like 😆). So happy for you to have been there! 😊

  • @shellybelly35
    @shellybelly35 8 місяців тому +17

    I've never seen Paul Merton laugh so much over such a funny host, paul with his razor sharp wit normally holds it together especially when he says something funny. But Brian a true national treasure has him in stitches many times.

  • @RussellChapman99
    @RussellChapman99 4 роки тому +132

    Brian Blessed most definitely left the reservation, leaving nothing behind but scorched earth. What a performance.

    • @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810
      @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 4 роки тому +11

      Off the reservation???
      More like off the reservation, out the country, flee the continent and is currently residing somewhere in remotest Tanzania 🤷🏼‍♂️
      And we wouldn't want him any other way.

  • @-Tidgy
    @-Tidgy 8 місяців тому +10

    Brian Blessed is genuinely the most fascinating person to observe 😂😂😂 I love him

  • @Herbparis2001
    @Herbparis2001 2 роки тому +19

    The episode with Brian Blessed had me in stitches he is as mad as a box of frogs. Love also the Bill Bailey with Reginald D Hunter one.

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 4 роки тому +106

    The Brian Blessed episode broke me when it first aired, it still does. Legendary.

    • @cgdimension
      @cgdimension 3 роки тому +3

      Watch his interview with Richard Herring, Insanity !

  • @lapponia77
    @lapponia77 4 роки тому +110

    38:12 Paul's reaction to the idea of Boris Johnson as PM says it all .....

  • @Raven-Claws88
    @Raven-Claws88 Рік тому +30

    Still watching the Brian Blessed segment in 2023 and almost wetting myself with laughter. His delivery, voice and comic timing are fantastic 😂

  • @BrockSamson-i1i
    @BrockSamson-i1i 8 місяців тому +6

    i could listen to Julian Clary all day

  • @BSideWasTaken
    @BSideWasTaken Рік тому +18

    "I don't know if that *was* racist, I guess I'll ask myself" kills me every time

  • @nicholassiminson1825
    @nicholassiminson1825 4 роки тому +25

    Having now lived in Germany for over 30 Years and not kept up-to-date with British current affairs (those of Germany's are equally demanding), I find "Hignfy" extremely amusing and entertaining. Thank you 😉

    • @consuelo1441
      @consuelo1441 2 роки тому +3

      So glad we could hear about you.

  • @colinstewart7123
    @colinstewart7123 3 роки тому +86

    Brian Blessed is so naturally funny, hearing him swear in that amazing voice - priceless!

  • @TheBigAyland
    @TheBigAyland 4 роки тому +136

    I fell asleep last night with this on autoplay, and was abruptly woken up by Brian Blessed shouted "What the Fuck had happened to you"

  • @HIK_48
    @HIK_48 4 роки тому +185

    I like how almost the entirety of Brian Blessed's episode made it into the "best of Season 35". Alan Duncan was excellent value too

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 3 роки тому +10

      It’s a shame that I didn’t live in London or wherever he’s the MP for. After his appearance on that episode I genuinely would’ve voted for him. He wasn’t thin-skinned like most MPs: he could not only take a joke but dish it out too. And I respect that.

    • @hesky10
      @hesky10 3 роки тому +3

      @@DrewSavo Melton and Rutland in Leicestershire is/was the constituency Alan Duncan was MP for

    • @blue24563
      @blue24563 2 роки тому +8

      I love how this is the entire highlights of Series 35 and it contained 10 minutes of Brian Blessed's episode before he finally said 'Round 2'.

    • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
      @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 2 роки тому +8

      Alan losing his shit at Brian's Everest story - pun intended - was the cherry on the cake.

    • @Mike--Oxmall
      @Mike--Oxmall Рік тому +1

      I didnt like his second appearance though, it seemed like Ian and especially Paul just spent the entire night taking shots at him because he got more laughs than them the first time he was on.

  • @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays
    @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays 7 місяців тому +3

    The best bits of season 35 **features the entirety of the Brian Blessed episode**
    Even years later, it still makes me cry laughing. 😂

  • @katsmith4268
    @katsmith4268 2 роки тому +8

    I absolutely love this collection, especially Brian Blessed bit, anytime I need a laugh 😂

  • @DeanMoxley87
    @DeanMoxley87 3 роки тому +86

    35:57 Ian predicts the future 🤣
    38:15 Paul’s reaction to the future 🤣

  • @sfBE11
    @sfBE11 Рік тому +8

    That Brian Blessed segment was not going to end, I've been on the floor laughing for several days I think.

  • @withonelook1985
    @withonelook1985 4 роки тому +77

    "Do Edith Piaf instead." Possibly the funniest joke that no one has ever laughed at.

    • @baoboumusic
      @baoboumusic Місяць тому

      It took me embarrassingly long to get the callous/Callas reference.

  • @blue24563
    @blue24563 2 роки тому +17

    Brian Blessed is a true eccentric British hero.

  • @maximumlvl5001
    @maximumlvl5001 3 роки тому +31

    I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! Brian blessed is a national treasure.

    • @EleanorPeterson
      @EleanorPeterson 2 роки тому +1

      National treasure... I never know whether that expression means 'Loved by us all', or 'Should be buried in a field with only an X on a map to mark the spot'. 🤭

    • @babboon5764
      @babboon5764 Рік тому +1

      You're right. Attention span of a BBC executive I have ...... by the time I'd finished watching the whole thing I'd forgotten.
      Listening to to Blessed's Everest anecdote my wife came in from another room to find out what I was laughing so very loudly at.

  • @kahuna3901
    @kahuna3901 4 роки тому +18

    I love how the best bits for Brian were effectively the entire episode haha

  • @Timmy6983
    @Timmy6983 4 роки тому +24

    Brian is clearly a HIGNFY nerd, not only acknowledging past episode with Ann Widdicombe, but also Swampy? Wow. Bet he's watching all these now!

  • @simonayers550
    @simonayers550 4 роки тому +37

    “If Boris is any good let’s have him as prime minister” and Paul Merton laughs hysterically........................

    • @MrSniperfox29
      @MrSniperfox29 4 роки тому +8

      Hislop and Merton claimed they were at fault for making Boris seem so "likeable"

    • @Bhalforii
      @Bhalforii 4 роки тому +7

      Boris has been playing the game for a long time. Purposefully messed up hair every morning, little stumbles here, weird rants, humiliating photo ops... everything to make him seem goofy and unthreatening. Actually he created a persona to ward off any criticism and move easily into power. Just like the clown emperor over the pond it worked like a charm. Wanna implement something unpalatable? Just do or say a silly thing the same day and the criticism of the first thing will be drowned. The masses and the media eats it up and his friends in politics supports him all the way because they know its an act and they all win.
      You know its been so successful that he could be honest about the act tomorrow and no one would believe him.

  • @elizamccroskey1708
    @elizamccroskey1708 2 роки тому +3

    OMG I'm so glad Brian Blessed exists and we get to experience all of it. I wish there was an American 2020 analog. We have many who come close, but like the next guy said . . .

  • @Sheffield_Steve
    @Sheffield_Steve 4 роки тому +27

    I'm glad you kept so much of the "Blessed". Definitely the BEST of Series 35!

  • @johnmcdonough955
    @johnmcdonough955 Рік тому +4

    I feel it fair to mention here what happened when an unexpected soviet/russian sub surfaced through artic ice having tracked the inimitable Blessed and co. from underwater. Brian sang at them!

  • @kettle_of_chris
    @kettle_of_chris 4 роки тому +12

    Contraceptive Equipment = "Inflatable Priest"
    Thank you Paul!

  • @wavydavy9816
    @wavydavy9816 Рік тому +9

    Zippy as Ken Livingstone had me in stitches 😆

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 9 місяців тому +2

      That entire thing was absolute genius! I’d happily buy whomever made it a pint 😂

  • @simac3880
    @simac3880 4 роки тому +37

    I'm nuts about your compilations of my favourite show. Thank you. I'm going to request that these are played in my dying hours and I'll laugh myself to death

    • @rachelclare8795
      @rachelclare8795 2 роки тому +4

      Oh,this is an old comment but I LOVE that idea though I will have to combine it with Buddhist chanting. Ive given myself a challenge.I guess it will depend on who else is there. Actually, my last words will be “Oh yeah, I know what I’ll do..”

  • @JeremyPB88
    @JeremyPB88 4 роки тому +17

    Thanks for uploading all these HIGNFY best of’s - perfect watching for COVID

  • @hmshood319
    @hmshood319 3 роки тому +8

    The only show to give you a headache from laughing too hard

  • @topgearisno1
    @topgearisno1 3 роки тому +12

    Love how they basically show the entire episode of Brian in it

  • @blue24563
    @blue24563 2 роки тому +24

    The good ol' days when the idea of Boris as PM was a ridiculous joke...

  • @Bhalforii
    @Bhalforii 4 роки тому +56

    Wow, they spoke about Saville before he was outed and laughed about Boris Jonson being prime minister. How low we have sunk.

    • @russianbot7875
      @russianbot7875 3 роки тому

      He was on the show once you should check the episode out

    • @stonehengemaca
      @stonehengemaca 3 роки тому

      @@russianbot7875 Pretty sure he was on the show twice..

  • @yoganathan001
    @yoganathan001 4 роки тому +7

    Brian Blessed is both magnificent and utterly adorable !
    May The Gods bless you, Mr.Blessed.

  • @Cygnusvailand
    @Cygnusvailand 3 роки тому +22

    I cry with laughter every time Brian Blessed completely derails anything he is on.

  • @bradleytanner9125
    @bradleytanner9125 4 роки тому +61

    The Brian Blessed episode should be a best of on its own

    • @CDNChaoZ
      @CDNChaoZ 4 роки тому +4

      It's the one I can rewatch all the time without getting tired of it.

    • @stevewynnearts
      @stevewynnearts 4 роки тому

      Noisy teat gobber

    • @mickmickymick6927
      @mickmickymick6927 4 роки тому

      Yes cause then I could just not watch it.

  • @markfox7764
    @markfox7764 2 роки тому +10

    "He's a fu%kin idiot!" - Paul knew even back then. ;-)

  • @scarfhs1
    @scarfhs1 3 роки тому +5

    Brian Blessed for the Speaker of the House of Commons!

  • @matt_cummins28
    @matt_cummins28 2 роки тому +5

    These are all so brilliant, thanks so much for posting them.

  • @DennisMoore664
    @DennisMoore664 2 роки тому +3

    These are so much fun, Thanks for posting.

  • @ListerLanius
    @ListerLanius 3 роки тому +9

    When Brian shouts "you are doing fuck all at the moment!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Person-rl8dg
    @Person-rl8dg 4 роки тому +20

    Thank you so much for these uploads - they’re literally getting me through lockdown

  • @Alcagaur1
    @Alcagaur1 2 роки тому +6

    I'm just amazed the Brian Blessed episode boasted a 100% survival rate.

  • @TheLionInWinter07
    @TheLionInWinter07 3 роки тому +50

    I'd have loved to have seen Julian Clary host more episodes or even permanently, he makes a surprisingly good middleman and the interplay between him and Paul, who I believe are old friends, is brilliant.

    • @MatgoStyles
      @MatgoStyles 3 роки тому +11

      Yes Julian and Paul are very old friends. Paul has actually written a lot for Julian's act, even some of the filthiest innuendo!

    • @consuelo1441
      @consuelo1441 2 роки тому +2

      Friends or otherwise, Julian Clary was clearly out of his depth and it didn't make for the best viewing...

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK 2 роки тому +2

      @@consuelo1441
      The problem is Julian Clary's act is 100% camp and gay innuendo- which was fine in the 80s when he was young and it hadn't been done as blatantly on TV before- but doesn't fit in well with a news quiz.

  • @gastrickbunsen1957
    @gastrickbunsen1957 2 роки тому

    Paul,
    Tommy Steele was one of the first UK artistes to stand up against S. African apartheid.
    No one is perfect but it does add some credibility to the tale.
    Plus, the public microscope wasn't as powerful in those days.

  • @emmiebl6605
    @emmiebl6605 4 роки тому +9

    Brian Blessed is a national Treasure!

  • @jonathaneffemey4892
    @jonathaneffemey4892 3 роки тому +3

    Thanks for posting.

  • @artinyyk
    @artinyyk 4 роки тому +36

    38:07 Paul Merton's despairing laughter is priceless.

  • @slobodanreka1088
    @slobodanreka1088 4 роки тому +7

    Brian Blessed.... what a treasure.

  • @DragonwithaGirlTattoo
    @DragonwithaGirlTattoo 4 роки тому +20

    jeremy clarkson losing composure is a sight worth seeing

    • @hesky10
      @hesky10 3 роки тому +3

      Quite enjoyed him being baffled by gok wans gender as well as the missing word bit he lost his shit over

  • @scottgordon1781
    @scottgordon1781 3 роки тому +3

    After a good few watchings , can still have a great laugh .
    mocking Boris about being mayor , then he was and now PM :-) even on the show !
    BB was awesome !

  • @franrobertson9024
    @franrobertson9024 4 роки тому +6

    Boris's progress... watching in 2020!

  • @leahdurkan28
    @leahdurkan28 2 роки тому +3

    I’m with Ian; you don’t fatten a pig by weighing it all the time. I’m living in 2022, and this is still a relevant comment. Ye gods.

  • @giftheck
    @giftheck 4 роки тому +8

    I've been waiting for this one XD I half-expected it to have just the entirety of the Brian Blessed episode XD

  • @ferraridinoman
    @ferraridinoman 4 роки тому +14

    Brian Blessed! Now thats a National Treasure!! ha ha!

  • @Kenjamonster
    @Kenjamonster 4 роки тому +5

    Brian Blessed is just amazing

  • @kidmohair8151
    @kidmohair8151 4 роки тому +37

    I have to say this again...
    as lovely as he is,
    Brian Blessed is
    e x h a u s t i n g

    • @exessex3522
      @exessex3522 4 роки тому +2

      I think he's a total pain in the arse but I think I'm in a minority.

    • @Caroleonus
      @Caroleonus 4 роки тому +2

      @@exessex3522 he is funny but also quite exacerbating. I think Ian and Paul feel this way a bit

    • @Bhalforii
      @Bhalforii 4 роки тому +6

      He's incredible. Youre just too sensitive

    • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
      @hayreddinbarbarossa661 4 роки тому +6

      He was exhausting in this only because he didn't give me a chance to breath between laughter.

    • @ianrutherford878
      @ianrutherford878 2 роки тому +1

      @@exessex3522 Me too.I skipped all of his bit.I'm in a minority about lots of stuff and FINE with it.

  • @Arcona
    @Arcona 2 роки тому +3

    Brian Blessed in a blessing.

  • @ianphilip3915
    @ianphilip3915 3 роки тому +3

    Brian Blessed -- 24 carat solid gold!!

  • @thatdude101ish
    @thatdude101ish 4 роки тому +2

    eye, the Brian blessed one was comedy gold!

  • @baoboumusic
    @baoboumusic 2 роки тому +6

    1:15:46 I love how this brings Jeremy Clarkson to tears :)

  • @jonathaneffemey944
    @jonathaneffemey944 Рік тому +1

    Tanks for posting

  • @peterbrophy3478
    @peterbrophy3478 4 роки тому +5

    Brian Blessed the coolest man ever

  • @JacobGrippenMusic
    @JacobGrippenMusic 4 роки тому +4

    I love Brian Blessed so much.

  • @Tobiwanz
    @Tobiwanz 2 роки тому +2

    Them laughing at Boris Johnson being prime minister.
    Good lord. xD

  • @davidwilkinson8136
    @davidwilkinson8136 4 роки тому +6

    Brian Blessed is just fantastic but i think thirty minutes in his company would be to much for me. Good on you Brian, your like a heatwave great at first but then later finding yourself screaming oh how i wish it would rain.

  • @mikerochburns4104
    @mikerochburns4104 4 роки тому +14

    Brian Blessed is fantastic.

  • @Renegade2786
    @Renegade2786 4 роки тому +19

    16:45 turn the volume down a little bit on this one.

  • @captainawesome8632
    @captainawesome8632 2 роки тому +10

    Love seeing them joke about how terrible Boris would be as PM. It’s like they saw the future.

  • @Marvee78
    @Marvee78 4 роки тому +7

    Brian Blessed should permanently host.

  • @frankowalker4662
    @frankowalker4662 6 місяців тому +1

    Brian is such a treasure. ❤

  • @michaelmcginley4887
    @michaelmcginley4887 2 роки тому +12

    An evening with Brian would not be long enough, what stories.

  • @RupertBruce
    @RupertBruce 3 роки тому +1

    Brian Blessed in conversation with the 'Very drunk at the time' character from Brilliant! 🙂

  • @Heroes_of_Qalanor_RPG
    @Heroes_of_Qalanor_RPG 3 роки тому +2

    Brian Blessed... fantastic !

  • @an885405
    @an885405 3 роки тому +11

    Back in 2008 we laughed at the idea of Boris as PM, and in 2021 we still do

  • @IndySidhu88
    @IndySidhu88 4 роки тому +8

    I want to grow up to be Brian Blessed.

  • @dalesmithies9051
    @dalesmithies9051 2 роки тому +1

    I wish sticky moments was on the TV.

  • @commandert5
    @commandert5 Рік тому +2

    Brian Blessed is like the Boris episodes but you actually like him lmao

  • @Michael.Talbot
    @Michael.Talbot 3 роки тому +3

    Brian Blessed cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Caroleonus
    @Caroleonus 4 роки тому +5

    I think Ian made that Prescott "bring up" joke by accident

    • @lmm2103
      @lmm2103 2 роки тому +1

      I'm 100% certain that he knew exactly what he was saying

  • @SamiHukka
    @SamiHukka 2 місяці тому

    Merton almost fell of his chair in the Blessed episode..😂

  • @davidmurray9193
    @davidmurray9193 4 роки тому +1

    Brian blessed , brilliant

  • @daftirishmarej1827
    @daftirishmarej1827 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you

  • @james_baker
    @james_baker 4 роки тому +1

    Hmm... Sunday on Monday? Ok, still worth the wait.

    • @chubsfly
      @chubsfly 4 роки тому +2

      James baker was panicking 😂

    • @james_baker
      @james_baker 4 роки тому

      @@chubsfly it's been a long ordeal. 🙀

  • @philipcarthy2977
    @philipcarthy2977 4 роки тому +12

    Brian blessed hilarious

  • @bazd
    @bazd Рік тому +2

    Brian Blessed is certainly blessed brilliant character... funny thing is I think thats really what he's like... bonkers!!

  • @vivienwilliams1538
    @vivienwilliams1538 2 роки тому +1

    I would have loved it to know that Elvis toured London before he went back to the US. It just did not happen, sadly. I understand he had a fear of flying. Obviously, when enlisted he managed to cope. Maybe he just did not fancy a visit to the UK. That makes me said because I love Elvis.

    • @susi-emily
      @susi-emily Рік тому +1

      I understood Elvis' lack of leaving the US, other than when he was enlisted, was down to Tom Parker. As he was an illegal immigrant in the US, had he left, as he would have been expected to do as Elvis' manager, he'd not have been allowed back in.

  • @Strutter1980
    @Strutter1980 4 роки тому +2

    Cheers mate!

  • @Scixxy
    @Scixxy 4 роки тому +5

    O, to have the elan of Brian Blessed!

  • @vivienwilliams1538
    @vivienwilliams1538 2 роки тому

    Mr Brigstocke. Who do you think you are? Mr Brigstocke. You're never gonna get my love. So sorry about the lack of quotation marks. I have had a few drinks this bank holiday Sunday and with lights low I cannot find the right 'mark' on my computer keyboard. Oh. Just realised I did as in 'mark'. Do love Marcus Brigstocke. He is lovely. Forgive ramblings.

  • @withonelook1985
    @withonelook1985 4 роки тому +22

    Alan Duncan is the best conservative MP. Can you imagine Ann Widdicombe or Edwina Currie laughing historically at a story about shit on a shoulder?

    • @baoboumusic
      @baoboumusic 3 роки тому +3

      Or hysterically ;)

    • @ryanwebb5082
      @ryanwebb5082 3 роки тому +3

      Alan Duncan has made millions from dodgy oil deals

    • @withonelook1985
      @withonelook1985 3 роки тому +1

      @@ryanwebb5082 what does that have to do with him having a good sense of humor?

    • @ianrutherford878
      @ianrutherford878 2 роки тому

      @@withonelook1985 time will tell

  • @del69blue
    @del69blue 2 роки тому +2

    oh Brian Blessed !

  • @carlday3538
    @carlday3538 3 роки тому +3

    elvis landed here refuled and took off again

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 9 місяців тому

      Yeah but in Scotland, not England, as was claimed. Paul was bang on.

    • @jamesm9995
      @jamesm9995 5 місяців тому +1

      Prestwick airport

  • @Snagglepuss1952
    @Snagglepuss1952 4 роки тому +1

    Been a fan of Brian since Z Cars first came on telly gets better like a Stilton cheese!

    • @exessex3522
      @exessex3522 4 роки тому +2

      He was very good as Augustus in "I, Claudius" as well. Patrick Stewart played Sejanus in that series. If you want to see him with hair, take a look at it.

  • @hullinstruments
    @hullinstruments 9 місяців тому

    1:15:55
    That might be one of the funniest things anybody has ever said on British tv. No idea how I've missed it. I've watched every episode and all of the compilations so many times. The hanging noose joke right before it.....i've seen a thousand times......
    How in the world have I not seen the sex registry joke. My god. That's better than both Jimmy Carr's gloryhole joke
    And Sean's "not spitting on Miles during sex" joke on countdown.
    Jesus christ. I know Paul is one of the quickest and funniest alive....but surely they edited it to make it look seamless and instant.
    How in the world could he come up with it that fast. That is so damn funny.

  • @harrywood6502
    @harrywood6502 4 роки тому +7

    40:03 good voice to scare kids off with