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A MAN SAID WHAT HE WAS ACTUALLY THINKING
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- Опубліковано 15 жов 2023
- Joelle found this hilarious!
I guess she knows how my brain and her brain work and this scenario is quite realistic and relatablez
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When you ask a man what he’s thinking and he says “Nothing” 9 times out of 10 he is telling the truth. But when he is thinking something, you don’t want to know what it is.
I have gotten in trouble for thinking Nothing. Go figure divorced.
So true…
Yep
I was going to say almost the same thing.
Lying is the only way to stay out of trouble with your woman. You have to tell them what they want to hear, or else the marriage is doomed.
He ain't lyin'! HOGS are HUGE!!
Now there are super pigs coming into the US from Canada, even bigger and more of them!
The ability for a women to ask for honesty and then be mad its not what she wanted to hear is insane
It is a talent that we are born with (although many women I know would of laughed at him and jokingly called him an AH)
Not the Punchline I was Expecting 😆😝😜🤣😂 Bloody Brilliant, Hilarious LMAO
My wife once asked me "what was I thinking"....my response......honestly....I was singing the Muppet show theme song in my head. We laughed so hard at that one. I told her I am not that complex. So now, in quiet moments I'll hum it out loud just to get some giggles.
You are making a good point. Just have canned answers ready for the question.
You could always start humming the Indiana Jones theme music,
And start chasing her around the house 🤔🤷♂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean who doesn't?
Me lately: dream of jeanie theme do dit, do do do do do, do dit....lol
@@notsureyou ha, I used to the theme from jaws then start chasing her haha (usually when she's wearing nothing but a towel hahaha)
@@muskokamike127 Isn't that the best time to do it 😂😂
MY husband and I find a great deal of relatable joy in this channel. Sometimes when we hear jokes regarding how women entrap the men or there is a clash of our natures he gives me a knowing sideways glance and says "Told ya." This is a wonderful way to find the humor in everyday encounters between husband and wife. Thank you for making them. Love the library you have, sometimes I go to it just to start the day, I need the right mindest.
That woman is so adorable.. always smiling, always up for the jokes... If only......
Exactly don’t write what you’re thinking!!
One thing a man will never think when looking at a woman : Wow what a nice pair of ...shoes!
Sure we do but it won’t be the first, second, third and maybe not even fourth thing we think about
@@Honorbound43 I have been a man all my life. Over 50 years. Never in my life have I cared what a woman's shoes look like. I may be interested in her. If I cared about shoes I would go shopping at mall. Of course, I am straight so that might be a bit of a problem.
@@paulmartin2348 i was over exaggerating. And being a bit facetious
The fancier the shoes, the worse they look.
She has the best body language and facial expression reactions on UA-cam as far as I'm concerned.
And this is why men reply with "nothing". We know it's stupid and will get us in trouble
In fact men often think “no thing”, isn’t it? Nope, nada, blank, quiet, in deep emptiness.😆😝
I started a CNC Machine shop in the early 90s. Aske me what I am thinking and in 3 seconds you will go braindead when I start explaining the problems with the set-up, tooling and how I am going to be able to modify the program to make this viable economically. It is the truth and it works every time. Don't think my mind as stopped working since before I was born.
@paulmartin2348,. Old time machinist, learned in the Navy. I can relate.
The guy in this: I refuse to apologise for. He shouldn't feel ashamed, that was absolutely golden! Legend, man.
I love this channel! Simple, effectively hilarious! Thanks y'all.
Basic rule of thumb. Never, ever, ever ask a question you really don't want the answer to, and trying to figure out what a guy is really thinking is something you don't want to know. You think you do, and then we tell you. Then you're super shocked Pikachu-face, and it's our fault even though you asked the question.
This is hilarious. The girl brings a lot to the humor of it.
You know they don't even have to play the jokes and Id still watch
And that's simply heeeeelarious!!!!!!
I've seen this over and over and it still makes me smile. It's simply the best of all of Joelle's reactions. The joke is also (to me) the funniest one on the channel. (Go figure!)
Ok I'm crying now!!😂😂😂
Now he’s a pig in a poke. Truth hurts. 😂
Oh man I lost it on that one😂
You pair make my day. Everyday. Thank you both very much.
How much happiness does Joelle bring us ?? She is lovely.
I love your comedy skits. Joelle has a stunning smile and laugh.
The skit reminds me of what was trending over Tik-Tok and then other media outlets. Women were shocked and appalled that their menfolk would often think of the Roman Empire.
I can't remember the last time I thought about the Roman Empire. I mostly think about the History of the Celts and why the King of France was such an a$$hole to the Templars.
That joke has me rollin. I can't stop laughin. You never know what's on someone's mind until you ask, but be prepared for the unexpected.
Joelle you are just too adorable your reactions are so real i never get tired of watching you 😊
That will teach you ladies to ask
Ladies you really do not want to know what a man is thinking! It will not be logical in any way shape or form as well as wondering if your boyfriend or husband has gone insane example My wife asked me once what I was thinking early in our marriage. I said If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it...does it make a sound?
I rest my case!
But sweetie, to be fair to you, that is an age old question that philosophers have pondering probably since the beginning of philosophy (or the first forest-- probably what started philosophy to begin with!)... And I'd like to know the answer myself! Why your wife didn't ponder that with you is beyond me!😁 Take care!🙃
Yes, it would still make a sound. Ask squirrels or deer.
@@Subsy-e3j How do we know? Wouldn't a human need to be there when the squirrel or deer heard this? And then wouldn't that mean we were there to hear it and therefore it has nothing to do with the squirrel or the deer? I'm being serious, not a smart ass, I swear!🙃
@@juliastraus4273 it works in Narnia.
@@juliastraus4273 it's been recorded. Just saying.
Bro's right, though. These kinds of things are always there. It's why we men tend to be the innovators. Someone tried to ride most every type of animal and decided horse are better for riding and pigs better for bacon. How would we know otherwise?
Bravest man ever? Before cows were domesticated, he looked at one and said, "You know what. I'm going to squeeze that thing hanging down from that animal and drink whatever comes out."
@@georgewood7381 Someone saw it worked on human mothers, and cows have enough to give for 2 bigger kids. Eat the kid, drink the milk. The cow has discomfort when full so happy to give it. The real bravoury comes when trying it with a daddy cow, knowing it's not a mommy cow.
@@Cloxxki It was a joke. But thanks for the info.
@@georgewood7381 I'm bad at reading jokes, thanks 😀
Love you two. I always LMAO, it brings a lot of stuff I haven't heard or appreciated yet fully yet.
That’s hilarious 😂😂😂
She really didn't know him at all... silly girl.
Ladies, to remain happy all your life, never ask any man (husband, son, grand son….) what he is thinking.😆😂🤪
Or realise truth is not what you are thinking. Truth is outside your head.
During the years i've been asked many questions, included the what do you think - question, or what dress i think she should be wearing. That's a trap, by the way, i've now learned my lesson, so now i say i'm not answering such questions if don't have a lawyer present!
Eye candy... She's beautiful.... The jokes not so much.
One would think that she'd be impressed and amazed by his interest in and understanding of the deepest secrets of science.
Nah, it wasn't very deep. She'd obviously interrupted him at the start of the thought process. Riding pigs. Armoured knights riding pigs into battle. Pigs riding bigger pigs into battle. A planet where pigs ruled and acted like humans. Pigs keeping humans as livestock. Humans living in pigstys.
What are you thinking? If people didn't have clothes, would rolling around in mud offer decent protection from the elements? - Deep Thoughts.
@@SarthorS I guess I forgot my sarcasm tag.
I think a husband and wife who play together stay together.
Yet another presentation of the genius of this channel, and this "wife" character...to unite men and women in genuine laughter?
One of the best things about my wife is that she'd be incredibly amused by that and loves me because i say stuff like that.
Hey, I'm dumb, but I filter what comes outta my mouth,.... well, most of the time. Truthfully, sometimes! I think every man flunks this question the first time, and then has a ready to go backup for the rest of his life. Thank you for laughs!
Always the best lines please dont stop as it makes my day ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
A man I can confirm we think of the most random things.
This is a simple truth that women just cannot wrap their heads around. Probably the first meme ever made was of the differences between men and women ... a picture of a light switch for a man, and a photo of an airplane control panel for a woman. Men only focus on details when it's solving a problem, otherwise their brain is on stand-by. They are not plotting manipulation to get what they want, and women are completely confounded by this. I think Joelle has a very good handle on this, because she gets the joke every single time!
Your reactions are priceless 😄😄😄😄
I have watched so many of these clips and marveled at how lovely the surroundings are at the property. I kept wondering where in the USA could they be? You look too civilized, too urban to live in American back country, and that's a compliment. Well, I finally read that you are in New Zealand, so it makes sense now. Of course It's a beautiful place.
Sad part is I can see myself saying that.
Yesss. To my everlasting shame...
Men only so many words they can use everyday. I believe this couple said men have 7,000 but women have like 40,000+. So sometimes we are just out of words!
The Mash Report was such a good series
At least he wasn't thinking about another woman...
0:07 : No Madam!! He was not saying *that*!!
We men have our dignity too!
He's not wrong!
You guys crack me up And I think you are a beautiful woman with a warm smile. You and your husband are a beautiful couple and your son is gorgeous 🥰❤❤
The heartfelt dissapointment in her voice sais everything...LUL
Every man knows to say "about us"
Pigs ARE bigger than you think. Smarter and definitely meaner.
I was SURE he was going to say "I have to take a massive dump" lol
My wife found this joke “not at all funny” while i was laughing uncontrollably. i guess that could be added as the continuation of the joke?!😂😂😂
Pigs are quite big though, it is surprising how big they are when fully grown.
She got the oldest young face I have ever seen 😂
I assume she's 40
@@Clubber-Slang Youins living dangerous talking about woman's age.
@@rcstl8815 I just responded to the original post, but I'm 44, she's gotta be in my range
Super funny !!!!
I have a hard time understanding why some women think they have the right to invade his privacy and coerce him into revealing what he is thinking. Leave it be.
If he is with you, that should be enough.
He might be thinking, "I wonder how I'll afford to get the car fixed AND replace the water heater at the same time".
Lady's, do you really want to hear that? He is thinking about it as part of protecting you. That is what good men do, support and protect. He's not going to tell you that because then he would not be protecting you.
So you invaded his mind on the spot and now he has to make up a lie. Don't do that.
Don't ask what he is thinking, say what you are thinking. Something like, "I'm so glad we are here together". See, that is a positive thing he can respond to with a positive comment.
Men don't usually ask, "Honey, what are you thinking?", unless you screwed something up.
@Harleylovinchelley1
‘Ladies, he is protecting you’
WT actual F???
My wife of 3 decades is an electrician 25 years in her trade.
And I’m a builder with more than 3 decades on the jobsite myself.
What on Earth am I ‘protecting’ her from? Her own (considerable) competence?
Dude - you live in a cartoon.
So romantic, Martin.
We are hunters, so of course nature makes men focus on any wild animals we run across in the wild. Seems logical to me at least.
Fortunately for me, my wife is a fellow scientist so she would probably join in on a discussion of pig size. I am a lucky man ;)
Say nothing, always say nothing. YOU WERE THINKING of NOTHING!!
Love the cutoff jeans.
Just love her reactions, so real and not faked… and I love your shorts Jojo sooo sexy…
Ur wife’s a good sport mate!
She is very beautiful and funny
I was once having a bit of a smooch on the sofa after going out for an Indian meal with my (then) girlfriend. She asked that question. I replied, "I was thinking that curry you had must have had lots of garlic in it." She laughed a disgusted laugh! I chucked, "Well don't ask silly questions then!" She never asked again!
Mike, your one lucky man, my brother 🤟🤘💯
Yeah, that's always a dice roll along the lines of "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" Answers such as "I think so Brain, but it's your turn to wear the tutu." or "I think so Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking? I mean what would the children look like?" are inevitable.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so Brain, but how will we fit all of the Spice Girls into our cage?"
'Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?'
'Yeah. But where are we gonna get rubber pants in our size?''
Actual one from the show.
I was thinking about how to explain how to do a 360 degree Aerobatic Rolling Turn to a new Pilot, and she got mad at me for thinking about things she does not understand. Not my fault she expects me to think along one thing at a time, and for that one thing to be how great she is. That is why the answer has to be "Nothing". Of course then she will lunch into talking about how she feels about the last time I did something she thought was wrong.
Ladies, please, PLEASE, for-the-love-of-god; don't ask us what we're thinking unless you REALLY want to know and are prepared for great disappointment. (Don't ask me how I know this.)
Jordan Peterson said something the other day about how the best relationships are playful and a game. Your relationship is where you go for fun, not work, ambition, or competition. This is a really good example of that and everyone on here thinks that they have a great relationship (I'm sure they do). So why are so many women so humorless and want to be serious the whole time?
That's it ladies...when you can clerly see your man brain's cogs turning DO NOT ASK "what are you thinking right now", I assure you , you don't want to know.
don't ask questions you don't want answers to, Ladies.
I had a boss that has a saying. "Don't ask a question you may not want to know the answer to "
haha she hates that her man has thoughts
Mike, you have a beautiful wife, because she is happy
My answer is “I wish I had my fishing rod”
Short video but gonna viral ! ❤
To be fair, they ARE pretty big.
a great mashable moment
look up more to react to please
He was thinking about the Roman Empire.
I feel that somebody should put out a guide book that has a bunch of generic answers we could trot out in troubling times like that.
A: The author would make a obscene amount of money.
B: It would make life so much easier for us poor oppressed males.
C: It would keep she who MUST be obeyed happy.
And as we all know happy wife, happy life.
… and THAT’s when the fight started… 🤦🏻♂
LMAO !!!! 😂😂😂😂
I guess you had to be there 🤔
I know from experience that when a woman asks her man 'what are you thinking?' the motive behind it is to figure the man out so he can be manipulated by his woman for her undisclosed selfish reasons - to find ways to control the man - find out his weak spot for exploitation. If I am dating a woman who asks me that question these days, she is history. Will never ask her for a date again. Put up with it once, never again.
and what he said was quite true - non-farm people think that pigs are cute little pink animals. They are in fact huge, slothful, snorting mud dwellers.
Good one!!
50/50 it was the Roman Empire
Thanks !
Well, he's not wrong.
That was off the Mash Report...good TV show.
Don't ask questions for which you don't want to hear the answer!
My wife doesn't ask me what I think. She tells me what I think and if I don't agree, 🥵🥵🥵
When women's fantasy don't match reality men are to blame I guess...
that's one Problem with Woman, they ask you what you are think and if you answer honestly, they get all pissed off because its not what they want to hear !
LMAO
love that show