Fun Fact: The Cargobob can be used to transport vehicles from the Vehicle Export Business, and even has integration with the Cargobob by preventing the Cargobob itself from being able to damage a vehicle (Though the vehicle hitting the ground or any obstacle that is not the Cargobob still damages it), and you can fly over the top of the destination to deliver a vehicle to a buyer or your warehouse (Depending on if you're buying/stealing, or selling)
1: Passing a bunker missions, there is a chance that Savage's heli will try to shoot you down when you steals tank from Zankudo. 2: Merryweather only use Buzzard's. 3: On the Savage's body you can see the inscription "Zankudo", which proves that this is their transport.
Yeah savage is army cause in a bunker resupply mission there is a mission where you go to el burro heights and when you take the tank with a cargo bob you get chased by savages
I wish Rockstar would update the Lazer and Hydra's missiles already. And by upgrade I mean make the missiles actually look like that are firing, like with the B-11, not make them stronger or better turning.
Man you see..... Back in the day. You'd find people online make some friends and then one of you comes up with the crazy idea of everyone gathering military vehicles and drive and fly around with an entire army then challenge other players to an all out war.
If the Rhino just got a quality if life update with amthe 50 cal being operational and the Lazer and other vehicles getting countermeasures would be so nice.
@@أحمدح_الجمالي I know i have like 100 gta v ideas only noobs can discover like in gta online the mafia take a hostage in a boat put him the handcuffs ,the bag on the head and then throw him in the water example only noobs and the ones who dont have gta 5 like me can think about this...😆😂
@@أحمدح_الجمالي i know and another idea: in gta online someone break the truck doors but not at all, the doors to be closable like if you spin the truck the doors to be closable someone get inside the truck and when the doors will be back he will remain stuck another one of my ideas 💡 😂😂😂
Barracks: good for bringing a small army and your friends Crusader: quick but not good unless your an army person Barracks semi: good for a suicide bomb(if u have the explosive trailer) Tank:well its a tank Cargo bob:fun to mess with and can carry small vehicles Buzzard:decent transport Jet:just a killer Titan:hilarious to fly and u may get away with carrying a car if your lucky Well I like them all I dont use them all but i like them
@@escpower1144 lazer has better acceleration and it has better handling but hydra is in top 3 fastest jets in game. Lazer is slower in longer distances.
Crusader:I can fit two couples in me Buzzard:Same Cargobob: I can fit a house party in me Titan:Hold my beer and shut up, in me you can fit a whole night club inside
The rhino tank used to be the best vehicle in GTA 5 and ONLINE but ever since gunrunning,doomsday heists,ect its just a shitty tank and the machine gun on the damn thing don't even work
The reason why the savage isn’t on there is because it doesn’t spawn in fort zancudo. You could put a zancudo camo in any air vehicle and say ‘yeah that’s a military vehicle now’ but it’s not because it doesn’t spawn in the fort, the titans the only exception as was planned to but the spawn spaces were too small or didn’t suit it so they removed the spawns except the hangar one I believe due to that being a space waste Also cut the lazar missile time in half as 2 vehicles were needed but if homing were on only 1 would be needed
The cargo Bob says it can lift anyone but I’m sure there’s limits even in the later versions of the game since the physics engine makes no sense and all it takes to send the insurgent flying is a ramp buggy and the PS3 cargo Bob struggles to even lift an SUV
Which of these vehicles did you used?
all of them
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
All of them :)
Lazer
All of them
They protecc
They attack
But even worst,
They still can’t stop the damn train bacc.
Hello fellow sans
Genesius 15, heya, wassup bro?
@Mister Mashups, uhh, i was just having a *warm up* on Los Santos because it's hot and it's called in snowdin.
I'm down the train is actually invisible in GTA same thing as brick red brick rigs to to train his invincible
Nothing can unless you remove the track
2:09 Logic of gta v
You can carry a rhino thank but you can't carry an insurgent
OK, man, cargobob can carry CHERNOBOG! WTF?!
Doucheback don’t be that guy that self promotes on others channels
@@DBKGTA hi no clue
@@luftkrieg2602 rbmk 1000
Actually the rhino is lighter than that car because that car is in real life heavyer plated
The army of GTA 5 has got Savage
Damn right
L77l
Makes no sense it's a Russian gunship
abdelhadi shneiakt based on a Russian gunship, in the game its american
Plus this video is 7 months old lol
5:09 and titan said: i can stand up
1:21 cargo plane: a worthy opponent, I see.
you mean c130
@@miguelthecat913 The Cargo Plane is Actually Based On The An255
@@NikoBellicGaming. you mean the Titan?
@@Thatguy60929 no
@@NikoBellicGaming. the plane in the Video is the titan
2:20 the rhino is petting their animal (R.I.P Crusader)
Damaged Object
Lmao
Lmfaooooo
Damaged Object m
Yes rhino always bully the jeep
Nnoooo I'm in class and I been laughing at this for like 10 minutes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lazer And Rhino
whats better!?!?
@@MaryJohnson-eh4lb laser if you got the money
@@yoscratch7915 Crusader🤙
@@elrespetador6299 what
@Mary Johnson They are good
Fun Fact: The Cargobob can be used to transport vehicles from the Vehicle Export Business, and even has integration with the Cargobob by preventing the Cargobob itself from being able to damage a vehicle (Though the vehicle hitting the ground or any obstacle that is not the Cargobob still damages it), and you can fly over the top of the destination to deliver a vehicle to a buyer or your warehouse (Depending on if you're buying/stealing, or selling)
Cargobobs can spawn near the Airport, at the Merryweather dock
True!
btw 2022 comment no likes to u
@@NGRX_FXTbro chill hes just trying to be helpful
9:42 LMFAO the soldiers were chasing u with a fire truck! 🤣
well yes but actually no
Yeah lol
Conrail no
Your profile gay
Because I'm a bisexual furry?
Savage: *Am I a joke to you?*
1: Passing a bunker missions, there is a chance that Savage's heli will try to shoot you down when you steals tank from Zankudo.
2: Merryweather only use Buzzard's.
3: On the Savage's body you can see the inscription "Zankudo", which proves that this is their transport.
Yeah savage is army cause in a bunker resupply mission there is a mission where you go to el burro heights and when you take the tank with a cargo bob you get chased by savages
Savage
Hydra: AM I A JoKe tO yOu
TM-2 Khanjali: ..........
I'm from Poland
It would be cool if the machine gun on the rhino tank could be used by a second player
Crusader: I have the best seating capacity
Lazer: *_Hold my one seater_*
You mean the barracks right?
tic tac big snack probably
Laughs in cargobob who has the same limit and is more mobile
Laughs in titan who has cargobob capacity but is faster
@@oufro spell kid amogus backwards
6:11 just imagine what the guy in that shop must’ve been like 😂😂😂😂😂
@@niyatirichhariya7303 * cough * cough *, sandy shores**
Iiii8
"damn it, Trevor!"
2:30 The rhino tank should be renamed to the elephant tank.
Why
@@quandaledingle6949 long nose ahhagagagagagagagahahahahahahahaahagahahagahahagajagahahahhaahahahaà
2:19 that's bullying
No its tapping, better nown as the "F" word
Daryl Duanis
Punching people in a nutshell
I mean its litteraly a tank fucking the car up
Wat do you mean its bullying
Rhino: your grounded! *smack*
Crusader: no pls rhino
Rhino: I will never stop!!!
I wish Rockstar would update the Lazer and Hydra's missiles already. And by upgrade I mean make the missiles actually look like that are firing, like with the B-11, not make them stronger or better turning.
Update as in visual? That is the most boring suggestion
F-16, Av-8b Harrier 2, A-10 C Thunderbolt
1:40 That one guy who jumped to his death and landed on his feet.
bro is a cat frfr
I once saw a bombushka in the military base couldn’t steal it tho to big I would’ve been shot down by tanks
It was another players Bombushka.
probbably from an online player in their hangar lookiing for a new plane
@@frankhsieh9057 after realizing it sucks
Cops turn blind eye: allow me to introduce myself...
Nani
1:44 of course, no faggio has been exploded
@@أحمدح_الجمالي do you under stand what is he saying he is saying there was no faggio exploding idiot
I think he meant: those are (legendary) faggios dont be dumb
@@someoneonearth3699 who me?
@@m1a2abrams61 No i meant A Great Helper
Its FAGIOTS YOU FAGIOTS
Tank:bad boy,bad
Jeep:what did i do
Me:wtf is going on?
Man you see..... Back in the day. You'd find people online make some friends and then one of you comes up with the crazy idea of everyone gathering military vehicles and drive and fly around with an entire army then challenge other players to an all out war.
?
@@linhlinhhoang1770 ?
@peanut boi ?
I remember when I befriended other two guys to grab three jets and bully a friend of mine. Good times
2:00 the same music as ParashockX outro
Yes true
It's called At The Fair
If the Rhino just got a quality if life update with amthe 50 cal being operational and the Lazer and other vehicles getting countermeasures would be so nice.
9:48 music is 😍😍😍
Like video😊
LFZ - Popsicle
Thank you :)
@@أحمدح_الجمالي thanks you
Kaoutar Jaber Welcome
They should update it where you can have a Gunner for the rhino tank.
@@IlllllIIll its not xD
The funny part is that the lazer's cannon is better than its missiles lol
1:57 i recognize this song from Parashockx
also
Titan irl: C 130 Hercules
Cargobob irl: CH 47 Chinook
Buzzard irl: MH 6 Little Bird
Oh yeah me too
Its not a chinook cause chinook don't have the grab thing and is a bit bigger
Lazer irl: F16 and F35
@@leonardocimx6371 or harrier 2
1:25 why dont you just put the swats inside and then close the door 😂😂😂
CRISTIAN 9002 I agree
@@أحمدح_الجمالي I know i have like 100 gta v ideas only noobs can discover like in gta online the mafia take a hostage in a boat put him the handcuffs ,the bag on the head and then throw him in the water example only noobs and the ones who dont have gta 5 like me can think about this...😆😂
CRISTIAN 9002 Omg Bro Lmao 😐😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@أحمدح_الجمالي i know and another idea: in gta online someone break the truck doors but not at all, the doors to be closable like if you spin the truck the doors to be closable someone get inside the truck and when the doors will be back he will remain stuck another one of my ideas 💡 😂😂😂
CRISTIAN 9002 Ok
6:34 my kuruma 😂
10:16 look to man 🤣🤣
Maxi Speed Bonk! 😂😂😂😂😂
Kakakakakakakkakakakakakakakakakkakakkakakskskskskskkskakaks
@@mariaclarafigueira2758 Are you Okay???
@@4n0nnn "kakakkaka" or "kkkkkk" in Brazil means "lmao", "lol" or "xd" in usa or other countryes
@@foronirodrigo that's true :D
It’s clearly the orbital strike satellite thing
How is it a vehicle?
@@aqqalularsen3322 😂
Oh I realized, that's mini
A really good way of taking out helis is shooting out the back rotor
Very cool. Keep it coming😍😍
Thank you :)
I love long videos yay :D
Thank you :)
Barracks: good for bringing a small army and your friends
Crusader: quick but not good unless your an army person
Barracks semi: good for a suicide bomb(if u have the explosive trailer)
Tank:well its a tank
Cargo bob:fun to mess with and can carry small vehicles
Buzzard:decent transport
Jet:just a killer
Titan:hilarious to fly and u may get away with carrying a car if your lucky
Well I like them all I dont use them all but i like them
My favorite army vehicle is Lazer!💥✈️
Bartłomiej Jeżewski Hydra is faster as well
@@أحمدح_الجمالي Hydra is slower, but i like Hydra too.
@@escpower1144 lazer has better acceleration and it has better handling but hydra is in top 3 fastest jets in game. Lazer is slower in longer distances.
@@أحمدح_الجمالي RHINO: hold my ROCKET
Szymon Kowalski lmao
2:19 I swear this is my favourite part I been laughing for like 10 minutes 😂
How did you even get the idea to do that lmao
2:19 *Angry stepdad noises
????!!!!!
A rhino can go much faster if we shoot missiles in the opposite direction.
@just an lc taxi it was a glitch
10:18 the damn tank push the man off the floor
5:49 xD
hes so cuteeeeee
it’s a car...
It a jep
@@yea9677 and? WeirdChamp
I am okay :-D
7:09 it’s all fun and games until the lazer or hydra uses the explosive cannon
Dude those are way too pay to win he put ones that you can steal
Don’t you just love when one of the biggest planes of the military is weaker than a tank
Onespot: Who can stop the train?
Vehicles being tested in the video:
*Ightma head out*
2:20 how tanks play with there toys
Tanks A lot For making a video I like laser
2:57 Only Hulk can stop the train.
No he can't the train is to strong
Why is the GTA 5 community full of kids?
Hulk sucks
@@wartunes6547 and the Soviet union sucks
gagaming dang
Pole : *i am invincible*
Hold my beer! A few seconds later....
-You wanna have your beer back? Oooh... wait you crashed
Crusader:I can fit two couples in me
Buzzard:Same
Cargobob: I can fit a house party in me
Titan:Hold my beer and shut up, in me you can fit a whole night club inside
You are the best youtuber in the world.
I'm italian
Thanks :D
1:24 ah yes this is how the Military in Los Santos arrives to war: *PLATOON OF SCOOTERS REPORTING FOR DUTY!*
5:08 NUKE
Ardwin Cabigat TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING
Aydengamer Tv no, my people have suffered enough
Fat Man
Befor this Vidioe starts I say: Lazer
I like channel his vidjas funny when enternain toilet watch his vidyas so funny helpful vidjas😂😂😂
@@fivefivestix ?
@@Ayolanze9 you speak english?
@@fivefivestix No, i don't.
@@Ayolanze9 same
I love the music that plays in this video 😊
Hey where's the Hydra and Khanjali ? 😕
I like Rhino best
Cause i can smash the city muahahaa :)))
@@F1_ShortsSteve lol kid no one likes u
The rhino tank used to be the best vehicle in GTA 5 and ONLINE but ever since gunrunning,doomsday heists,ect its just a shitty tank and the machine gun on the damn thing don't even work
@Ilija Sekulic im pro plsyer. Play gta for since when christmas came it out. 1v1 plyastdion 4 ?
@Ilija Sekulic the fact that you actually responded is funny as hell to me
@Ilija Sekulic because i wrote the response in a such a stupid way. I thought you would know that i was joking
Legend says if you come early Onespot gives you a heart
Maybe
The Devil Himself yeah 4 hours later
9:32
*Who will destroy me first?*
Rhino: *did someone say destroy?*
The Hunter is technically an Army vehicle, but the army doesn't use it
Which ones the hunter
@@DaylightZS The Hunter. It's an Apache looking attack helicopter in game
@@admiraljetro8783 oh I think I know what it is now
@@admiraljetro8783 oh I think I know what it is now
Admiral Jetro oh I think I know what It is now
5:19
The train : hold my beer
2:22 well thats a happy rhino
1:43 how is exploded the titan😂😂
The faggio's inside it
English
Boi
@@أحمدح_الجمالي blyat
Aqqalu Larsen Shut up and don’t say fuck
1:40 I am losing my gut laughing at this part
when titan runs out of fuel: You still holding my bear?
But they cant do just one thing that is
Bowling with Roman😅
@Gui Gamzzz they are vehicle,noob
@Gui Gamzzz ok sorry
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHH
Stop the damm Train CJ.
All you had to do was follow the damn train cj
5:50 LOL
Pengamat Nightcore Hey dude did u remember Me?
@Худший Мемер I am so sorry. I don't now you bro, maybe I forgeting
Pengamat Nightcore It’s me Ahmed Al-jammali But I changed My name
Indo anying
Fun fact the rhino was the only one that survived the train
The reason why the savage isn’t on there is because it doesn’t spawn in fort zancudo. You could put a zancudo camo in any air vehicle and say ‘yeah that’s a military vehicle now’ but it’s not because it doesn’t spawn in the fort, the titans the only exception as was planned to but the spawn spaces were too small or didn’t suit it so they removed the spawns except the hangar one I believe due to that being a space waste
Also cut the lazar missile time in half as 2 vehicles were needed but if homing were on only 1 would be needed
NO Way My Army Vehicle is stronger
*T H E. T R A I N*
Faggio
Barricks: I have the best seat capacity
Titan: hold my vodka
8:24 why do they sound so good sped up
@Elia S. fr
2:21 “Bad Boy!!!!!....Bad Boy!!!!....”
Pole test-
Helicopters: i comform with what i have...
Me encanta como pones las frases You can do this? Es como si le dieras vida a los vehículos
Y mas comico
10:18 HEADSHOT
I like your all videos
0:06 Lord, that just sounds slow...
The cargo Bob says it can lift anyone but I’m sure there’s limits even in the later versions of the game since the physics engine makes no sense and all it takes to send the insurgent flying is a ramp buggy and the PS3 cargo Bob struggles to even lift an SUV
I like that part in which the Tank was hitting the Jeep!!😂😂🤣
THE TITAN IS FASTER THEN THE CARGOBOB
Its impossible to cargobob be faster than tinan
Than*
2:49 this is what hapened when you fell asleep and you forget turn the brakes on 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I love this video! It's awesome and hilarious at the same time 🤣😁
2:58 faggio can XD
1:38 the UK Afghanistan evacuation
I feel like going off the radar and stealing a tank to protect the city from aliens
Oooof u wanna kill someone with a standard tank?
U know that the standard tank can be killed with only 4 missles in online right?
Bruh just buy the APC and the Khanjali like me
Onespot: destroys the titan with 3 shots of a homing launcher.
Me: destroys the titan with a sticky bomb.
Is weird how cargobob lifts tanks but no an insurgent
@Corbin Cox isn’t the rhino an M1?
@@G_Diddleridk what m1 you mean but its not an abrams
@@cheesix-yt6768 its an abrams in gta sa but with wheels
5:06 Titan looks like Giant mortar
Him: lets see what is the best army vehicle
APC: *leaves the chat in tears*
2:30 Im not a victim, I'm a survivor
are you
I still and will always love that intro music
Exelente el video mi amigo, muchas gracias, segui asi!.
Its funny how the air vehicles get destroyed by fall damage
tank:We are just playing
car:Please be gentle
car gets knocked out
Yan He I’m does watching dis does ww3
Bruh TOWN you feeling okay?
my favorites are leisure and Rhino, I love them so much😊😁
*Notification come and I say "how did I not see that?"*
*Then I pressed on the video and* *straight into the comments*
*Like=Like*
Bhai sahi bool raha hai ye chutiya hai schl me bhi chutiyapa karta hai
99% of you won't see this but for those who do, I hope you have a blessed day!
Great way on how 2 get likes
@@acev164it’s been 3 years 😂
thanks bro :)
ok bot 🤣🫵
@@harveyweaver8853 4
Nice Vid
The Baraks would have been good for capacity in a green or purple gang