American Looks at a Map for the First Time

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  • @DuxoupJr
    @DuxoupJr 2 роки тому +8990

    Plot twist: he's actually a stereotypical American/hyperpolyglot unironically speaking his mind and we just haven't noticed

    • @darkfrozenwinterstar3639
      @darkfrozenwinterstar3639 2 роки тому +62

      I wouldn’t even be pissed if that was the case
      Btw nice to see a fellow Windir fan here \m/
      Hail Valfar!

    • @DuxoupJr
      @DuxoupJr 2 роки тому +11

      @@darkfrozenwinterstar3639 Haha awesome, great to see another Windir fan, too! Hail Valfar \m/

    • @goksuceylan8844
      @goksuceylan8844 2 роки тому +8

      windirrrrr

    • @ItsMeChair1
      @ItsMeChair1 2 роки тому +8

      I think that the footage screams AMERICA

    • @enzolisp8091
      @enzolisp8091 2 роки тому +7

      everyone noticed

  • @Nosiu
    @Nosiu 2 роки тому +2329

    Łódź of people try to pronounce polish cities, but not many of them do it properly.

    • @losarpettystrakos7687
      @losarpettystrakos7687 2 роки тому +159

      When I was in Poland, I wanted to travel to Chrząszczyżewoszyce, but could not find it on Google Maps. The whole powiat Łękołody is missing there! Stupid American program!

    • @krowaswieta7944
      @krowaswieta7944 2 роки тому +97

      @@losarpettystrakos7687 Well, weve got several fancy-named cities. Like "Jazgrzewszczyzna", "Brzyskorzystewsko", "Szymankowszczyzna" etc. I guess even names such as "Szczecin" might sound tricky.
      Anyway, your name of a city comes from popular polish tounge-breaker "W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie, i Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie."
      Btw, "Szczebrzeszyn" is a real name of a city too.

    • @adamwest8296
      @adamwest8296 2 роки тому +40

      @@krowaswieta7944 not nearly as good as the city in new zealand called "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu"
      yes it's real

    • @krowaswieta7944
      @krowaswieta7944 2 роки тому +10

      @@adamwest8296 Big true :( Now they look like a joke compared to this

    • @13tuyuti
      @13tuyuti 2 роки тому +6

      Woodge

  • @lestutostresutiles5958
    @lestutostresutiles5958 Рік тому +153

    As a Albanian i can confirm our country is pronounced Alabama and it is part of the United States, and I never understood why there is so much space between the United States and Alabama and when I go there I only take 1 hour, if anyone knows why tell me please

    • @Alpatrixx
      @Alpatrixx Рік тому +6

      Alabama and Albania, separated by oceans and continents, are indeed the same place! Who knew, right? It's like a mind-blowing. Now for the reason my friend! Alabama appears to be far away from the rest of the United States on some maps is because those mischievous cartographers decided to play a little game of "hide and seek" with our geographical senses. They thought it would be hilarious to give Alabama its own personal space.

    • @tsar01iron62
      @tsar01iron62 Рік тому +2

      So why you make vidéo in french😅?

    • @cstiger4
      @cstiger4 8 місяців тому +2

      much space? come on. it's just one big lake between Tirana and New York City.

  • @mikehughes6582
    @mikehughes6582 9 місяців тому +37

    I was laughing during the entire video. Absolutely hilarious. You're my favorite polyglot comedian.

  • @amirkharita1715
    @amirkharita1715 2 роки тому +4488

    As a syrian, I can 100% confirm that Syria does actually indeed for real looks like a Syria

    • @cterence1767
      @cterence1767 2 роки тому +137

      I think it was an Assyria joke

    • @amirkharita1715
      @amirkharita1715 2 роки тому +101

      @@cterence1767 guess it was, but the fact that syria looks like syria is a fact!

    • @belalabusultan5911
      @belalabusultan5911 2 роки тому +38

      this is weird, it looks exactly like (Soorya) for me ....

    • @DaGuys470
      @DaGuys470 2 роки тому

      Wait, there are people in Syria? I thought it was all terrorists.
      - some American, probably

    • @averagesauceenjoyer7209
      @averagesauceenjoyer7209 2 роки тому +9

      @loxksvi thanks 🙏 tell them we exist ❤️ no one is 100% anything

  • @marcellgyurjan5055
    @marcellgyurjan5055 2 роки тому +1808

    "why does iceland have no ice, but greenland has no land?"
    thats actually a good question

    • @angycucumber4319
      @angycucumber4319 2 роки тому +45

      Greenland is an island. It does have land

    • @tableprinterdoor
      @tableprinterdoor 2 роки тому +234

      The vikings did some trolling

    • @realbland
      @realbland 2 роки тому

      i believe it was to encourage immigration from the Norse to Greenland and to keep people away from Iceland, at least that's what I've always heard

    • @Empire.
      @Empire. 2 роки тому +120

      @@tableprinterdoor *"we do a little trolling"*- the Vikings probably

    • @dgphi
      @dgphi 2 роки тому +65

      Erik the Red called it Greenland to attract settlers to come there.

  • @GoldenTV3
    @GoldenTV3 Рік тому +23

    I can't believe he doesn't know all 54 cities of the country of Africa

  • @gottalivehappy
    @gottalivehappy Рік тому +130

    Fun fact: Hes actually an hyperpolyglot gigachad American speaker who is fluent in sarcasm

  • @pads6367
    @pads6367 2 роки тому +7881

    As a Mexican I'm triggered, not by your jokes but by the fact that there's people who actually think like that
    lol

    • @999samus7
      @999samus7 2 роки тому +120

      Mi país ni fue mencionado, y yo me sentí triggered también, gracias a Dios no mencionaron República Dominicana xD.

    • @pads6367
      @pads6367 2 роки тому +165

      @@999samus7 Ah, querrás decir "México Dominicano" xd

    • @999samus7
      @999samus7 2 роки тому +49

      @@pads6367 diablo qué maldito cringe jajajajajaajaj

    • @luisandrade2254
      @luisandrade2254 2 роки тому +87

      Mexican countries 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @harmonwatson7511
      @harmonwatson7511 2 роки тому +10

      deberias decir isle de México

  • @egehansalepci1935
    @egehansalepci1935 2 роки тому +831

    My grandmother is also from Alabama. I was surprised when I learnt that Alabama was part of the Ottoman Empire not long ago and they had to immigrate on foot to Turkey after the war. The history is full of surprises I guess!

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 2 роки тому +49

      They had one of the best football coaches of all time, too. Paul "Skanderbeg" Bryant. A master tactician.

    • @zeryyy
      @zeryyy 2 роки тому +28

      He zoomed on Albania 😂😂😂

    • @kellopfan
      @kellopfan 2 роки тому +7

      You gotta be trolling

    • @FOOTBALLXGOATEDD
      @FOOTBALLXGOATEDD Рік тому +11

      SWEET COAST ALABAMA

    • @qerqiztopulli1708
      @qerqiztopulli1708 Рік тому +6

      As an Albanian lol

  • @jJLDY.0gskJtOHZcju_o8e3v
    @jJLDY.0gskJtOHZcju_o8e3v Рік тому +22

    Please make a sequel. This video is gold!

  • @Moneyandstuff2.0
    @Moneyandstuff2.0 Рік тому +76

    as an american i am proud of my country for our amazing geography knowledge

    • @0Kubus0
      @0Kubus0 Рік тому +1

      This joke right ?

    • @Moneyandstuff2.0
      @Moneyandstuff2.0 Рік тому +6

      yes and actually im not even american

    • @Thatspaceperson
      @Thatspaceperson Рік тому

      Well I am and I’m proud of our knowledge

    • @Thatspaceperson
      @Thatspaceperson Рік тому

      This is a joke btw I asked a kid in my class to name one country and they said Canada 💀💀💀

    • @gatocamufla1634
      @gatocamufla1634 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@ThatspacepersonBut Canada is a country

  • @MusicOfPhil
    @MusicOfPhil 2 роки тому +828

    "Turkey looks nothing like a Turkey. But Syria looks just like Assyria" comedic genius

    • @pierreabbat6157
      @pierreabbat6157 2 роки тому +18

      Tarsus is much farther from Ilium in Turkey than tarsus is from ilium in turkey.

    • @medstudentsarah3745
      @medstudentsarah3745 2 роки тому +15

      He said "just like a Syria", not Assyria. Assyria was North Iraq+ Northeast Syria+ Southeast Turkey, basically North Mesopotamia while South Mesopotamia was Babylonian and collectively they make up Mesopotamia.

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 2 роки тому +5

      When I was new to geography (the US education system is a failure on purpose),
      and learned geography by playing Rome: Total War and such,
      I thought Japan looked like a squid, and Britain like the hat of a witch.
      Later I learned just how bad the Roma: Total War map is. It's missing most of Greece's islands, for one thing.

    • @Silvyya
      @Silvyya Рік тому +4

      i showed my dad turkey once and his first thought was that it was a communist place because of the Turkish red flag that was on the map i showed

    • @TerexJ
      @TerexJ Рік тому

      @@Silvyya It's even worse than a communist country. It's a country full of Turks.

  • @ssuaviloquente
    @ssuaviloquente Рік тому +878

    As a Brazilian, I can confirm we are surrounded by a lot of mexican countries

  • @L19e
    @L19e Рік тому +10

    5:57 "and you are gay"

  • @easonlin5152
    @easonlin5152 Рік тому +90

    As a Taiwanese I burst out laughing when you say PASS. that's so hilarious

    • @bananagaming8232
      @bananagaming8232 Рік тому +14

      You are true China

    • @vaporcranberries
      @vaporcranberries Рік тому +3

      @@bananagaming8232ok western propagandist

    • @miraclem9444
      @miraclem9444 Рік тому

      @@bananagaming8232 glorious leader Xi (SHI) be sad of your word, silly american!! need rest in Uyghur resort park, good food good rest good work for Uyghur dog! Strike!!!

    • @noahcrowley2954
      @noahcrowley2954 Рік тому +1

      Taiwanese? oh you mean you're from chinese tapei?

    • @eltoroloco6265
      @eltoroloco6265 Рік тому +3

      Isn't the most common blood type 'Chinese Type A'?
      As a Japanese I respect all Taiwanese people so ye no hate incase ur wondering

  • @taylor2533
    @taylor2533 2 роки тому +2015

    I died laughing when he pronounced all the Northern African countries wrong and when he reffered to the Latin American countries as Mexican countries lmaoo

    • @butt3rcxp_572
      @butt3rcxp_572 2 роки тому +41

      Yeah and how he skipped Tunisia as if it doesn't even exist 💀

    • @b4594
      @b4594 2 роки тому +37

      @@butt3rcxp_572 bruh why isn't it part of Asia it literally has Asia in it's name

    • @taylor2533
      @taylor2533 2 роки тому +2

      @@b4594 Exactly 💀 💀

    • @BunnysAreCool
      @BunnysAreCool 2 роки тому

      Lmfao

    • @BIazy
      @BIazy 2 роки тому +9

      I'm from Morosho

  • @fiffimeister9014
    @fiffimeister9014 2 роки тому +2405

    I'm Polish and your pronunciation of Łódź was perfect, good job on your language learning adventure, it's a motivation for us all

    • @vexillonerd
      @vexillonerd 2 роки тому +50

      Woodz'

    • @radkaradzic91gaming23
      @radkaradzic91gaming23 2 роки тому +30

      @@vexillonerd that's not how you pronounce łódź, dź is a very weird sound that you can't really represent with

    • @vexillonerd
      @vexillonerd 2 роки тому +76

      @@radkaradzic91gaming23 Man, I am ukrainian. We have this sound as well.

    • @SviatoslavKaverin
      @SviatoslavKaverin 2 роки тому +28

      @@radkaradzic91gaming23 дзь
      The Eastern Slavs here.

    • @radkaradzic91gaming23
      @radkaradzic91gaming23 2 роки тому +6

      @@SviatoslavKaverin thank you

  • @KApkmn2011
    @KApkmn2011 Рік тому

    thank you for this video i dont like geography but now i think i can do well in the geography test tomorrow. wish me luck guys :)

  • @areturningdog9722
    @areturningdog9722 Рік тому +5

    4:27 *This is your daily dose of Internet*

  • @l7bsi
    @l7bsi Рік тому +361

    I love that type of sarcasm. But still, learning geography is so important. People need to know the world around them

    • @jakegame6783
      @jakegame6783 Рік тому

      i’m good at geography and whatever but never used it other than convos tbh

    • @sans1331
      @sans1331 Рік тому +2

      sweden- i mean northern denmark

    • @user-sq2qj6hc1w
      @user-sq2qj6hc1w 11 місяців тому

      ​@@sans1331Denmark Kingdom come back😈!

  • @lx4302
    @lx4302 Рік тому +257

    If I was a kid who hasn't have any clue what satire and sarcasm means yet, I would definitely genuinely believe everything you said.

  • @Selmarya
    @Selmarya Рік тому +3

    as a pole, he actually named the last one correctly, if we ignore accent character letters that is

  • @SlavEditor
    @SlavEditor 10 місяців тому +7

    imagine if this talented geographer from the continent of northern america traveled to poland. Imagine the cities he would travel to...
    Chwąrząszczęszczowonice.... Szczębrzeszowno... etc 🤩🤩🤩

  • @calicracks3926
    @calicracks3926 2 роки тому +750

    I'm Polish.
    I can 100% totally, accurately, DEFINETLY confirm that Łódz is spelt "loads" and you got that totally right man. I have a lot of respect for this guy, damn....

    • @jeesdetriplek4588
      @jeesdetriplek4588 Рік тому +14

      Actually closer to the word "woods" as it's something like "wootch/wutch".
      ua-cam.com/video/8YHvwKsGB0o/v-deo.html
      Love Poland from Hungary

    • @calicracks3926
      @calicracks3926 Рік тому +20

      @@jeesdetriplek4588 FR though you got it right
      Polak, Węgier dwa bratanki.

    • @thewxxmlzman7224
      @thewxxmlzman7224 Рік тому +31

      missed pun opportunity: I have Łódź of respect for this guy

    • @gsmshew1101
      @gsmshew1101 Рік тому +9

      @@jeesdetriplek4588 woooosh

    • @MIlodOz0n
      @MIlodOz0n Рік тому +5

      @@jeesdetriplek4588 woooosh but thanks

  • @999goat
    @999goat 2 роки тому +597

    2:09 “Greenland is massive, holy crap! It’s like five times bigger than Africa!”
    One minute later
    3:17 “I’ve spent 20 minutes trying to find Africa this is so annoying…”
    it scares me that this is the only logical fallacy that i’ve found in the video; every other thing could have conceivably been said by an american

    • @ItsAsparageese
      @ItsAsparageese 2 роки тому +85

      Bold of you to assume we can't also pull off ludicrous logical inconsistency like that lmao

    • @JasonTubeOffical
      @JasonTubeOffical 2 роки тому +5

      @@ItsAsparageese yea i do it all the time

    • @mikeifyouplease
      @mikeifyouplease 2 роки тому +16

      The reason he (or an American) couldn't "find" Africa is because....it was not labeled. Only the countries contained within Africa were labeled on the map.

    • @epicmatter3512
      @epicmatter3512 2 роки тому +6

      Why do all people think Americans don’t know where countries are on maps. Every person at my school can name at least 100 countries.

    • @mikeifyouplease
      @mikeifyouplease 2 роки тому +9

      @@epicmatter3512 If "every person at your school can name at least 100 countries", then you must attend a very atypical American school.

  • @deulingue
    @deulingue Рік тому +2

    Achievement unlocked: The polyglot gigachad did not do any joke about Niger in this video

  • @danielino.
    @danielino. Рік тому +29

    as an albanian,i really feel pain when he said alabama and not albania 😖

    • @guyguy7953
      @guyguy7953 11 місяців тому +2

      As an Alabamian, same lol

  • @MandMs05
    @MandMs05 2 роки тому +689

    As an American, I too have never looked at a map before and this dude was really just speaking my own thoughts throughout the entire video. I definitely learned a lot today.

    • @vjalmazan2269
      @vjalmazan2269 2 роки тому +15

      Another son/daughter of the AES

    • @rubyy.7374
      @rubyy.7374 2 роки тому +33

      I had no idea Africa wasn’t a country! Learned so much today.

    • @user-rg6vf5tf2g
      @user-rg6vf5tf2g 2 роки тому +5

      @@rubyy.7374 Are you sure,

    • @AlexD-mg9xb
      @AlexD-mg9xb 2 роки тому +19

      bro tell me youre joking you too ruby

    • @Memistical
      @Memistical 2 роки тому +28

      @@AlexD-mg9xb of course they’re joking

  • @toraneeko
    @toraneeko 2 роки тому +505

    As a Mexican I call for Mexican countries unification, even our brothers of the south who speak Brazilean/Mozambican are welcome.

    • @saalthorjrundelius1368
      @saalthorjrundelius1368 2 роки тому +77

      United States of Mexico

    • @andreasl132
      @andreasl132 2 роки тому +33

      No, There are people who think, usb is the neighbour country of usa, but its true, The United States Of Brazil are the neighbour country of the United States of Argentina

    • @tableprinterdoor
      @tableprinterdoor 2 роки тому +21

      Fuck it just bring back the Spanish empire

    • @stickynotemetagaming
      @stickynotemetagaming 2 роки тому +21

      @@tableprinterdoor and Unite it with the Portuguese empire. Iberian Empire about to be even bigger than Russia.

    • @renatomsoborghi
      @renatomsoborghi 2 роки тому +6

      La patria grande!

  • @Eazy._E
    @Eazy._E Рік тому +3

    I love the fact that for the character more a country is bigger more is powerful because when I was a child I had the same logic 😂😂

  • @tiro_taiwan
    @tiro_taiwan 11 місяців тому +1

    2:09 because of the Mercator projection, higher latitudes will appear several times larger than lower latitudes

  • @mohammedalssamraey9581
    @mohammedalssamraey9581 Рік тому +703

    I'm Iraqi.
    And I have to say it's shocking that we have forests and lakes for foreigners, but we do have even snowy regions in the North.
    And a huge area of marshlands in the South.

    • @senecathefuka441
      @senecathefuka441 Рік тому +7

      I flew over Iraq some time ago and i literally couldn't see any tree

    • @mohammedalssamraey9581
      @mohammedalssamraey9581 Рік тому +29

      @@senecathefuka441 hard to argue with with that information, like you're already at high altitude and where you exactly flew over.

    • @alendmizori8575
      @alendmizori8575 Рік тому +12

      As someone from the north of Iraq, I can confirm it sometimes snows in the winter

    • @c0smic_mm2
      @c0smic_mm2 Рік тому +3

      Yes somebody who is actually smart of Iraq

    • @user-lq4yo6yo8z
      @user-lq4yo6yo8z Рік тому +2

      @@alendmizori8575 Are you an Assyrian? or kurdish

  •  2 роки тому +333

    As a brazilian, I can confirm that we're surrounded by a lot of mexican countries.
    3:00 I can see myself from there!

    • @andrewj3177
      @andrewj3177 2 роки тому +9

      By the way i love your national anthem

    •  2 роки тому +6

      @@andrewj3177 Thanks!

    • @Verner-eh4pk
      @Verner-eh4pk 2 роки тому +1

      Guinas: am I joke.

    •  2 роки тому +3

      @@Verner-eh4pk Yes.

    • @Cr7Micto
      @Cr7Micto 2 роки тому +9

      é muito bom que ele fala o nome de todos os países errado mas quando chega no Brasil ele fala com sotaque brasileiro e ainda para, assim ele falando "Bolsonaro".
      Thats so weird

  • @A_couple_of_cakepies
    @A_couple_of_cakepies Рік тому +2

    2:25 “I’m so excited to see the cartoon people” 😂😂😂

  • @noob_gaming2124
    @noob_gaming2124 Рік тому +11

    5:32 is got me dying 🤣🤣

  • @GierlangBhaktiPutra
    @GierlangBhaktiPutra 2 роки тому +188

    This guy has the knowledge to piss every country 👍 hats off

    • @geckogeico2212
      @geckogeico2212 2 роки тому +4

      How does he pee every country? 🤔

    • @user-vg7mk8ur9c
      @user-vg7mk8ur9c 2 роки тому +1

      @@geckogeico2212 watch the video again and get it is lithely piss me off and even in most of the video my country didn't come

    • @Brash_Candicoot
      @Brash_Candicoot Рік тому +1

      So this is a joke? Phew...

    • @mrunlucky4627
      @mrunlucky4627 Рік тому +3

      Execpt Denmark. Thats right norway and sweden is just north west and north east denmark🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰

    • @El_Jefe_Maestro
      @El_Jefe_Maestro Рік тому +1

      @@Brash_Candicoot Yes sarcasm is a thing look it up.

  • @bekss6307
    @bekss6307 2 роки тому +99

    When he said “yo, that's sus!” I don’t why, but that really got to me. It's just a spot on impression of a total giga alpha chad

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 2 роки тому +3

      H'es a super DUPER total giga alpha chad plus one with a cherry on top and a shield that prevents tampering with his title.

    • @galacticnameicantuse
      @galacticnameicantuse Рік тому +2

      alpha dijbouti and beta chad

  • @sMURTgUY
    @sMURTgUY 11 місяців тому +3

    trying to offend every culture speedrun any%

  • @chococ_
    @chococ_ Рік тому +2

    as a geography freak this hurts me physically and mentally

  • @SiwakSerg
    @SiwakSerg 2 роки тому +138

    2:02 Congratulations, You have finally located Alabama! Also, notice that there's an apparently new land named "North McDonalds". I suggest you visit this country to buy a burger or two.

    • @chickenwingeee2025
      @chickenwingeee2025 2 роки тому +3

      Okay pal listen, that’s north Macedonia, and that’s Albania. There is a difference. North Macedonia doesn’t even have McDonald’s. And Albania is Alabama, Alabama is a state. If this is a joke then ok

    • @yorkshireball_mapping
      @yorkshireball_mapping 2 роки тому +38

      @@chickenwingeee2025 it mindblows me how jokes can just whoosh over peoples heads

    • @chickenwingeee2025
      @chickenwingeee2025 2 роки тому +2

      @@yorkshireball_mapping yep

    • @Tubulce
      @Tubulce 2 роки тому +13

      @@chickenwingeee2025 NOOO! HOW DARE YOU SAY GLORIOUS TUPAC REPUBLIC OF MCDONADS DOESNT EXIST AND ALABAMA ISN'T A STATE OF US!!! 😡🤬😠

    • @SiwakSerg
      @SiwakSerg 2 роки тому +3

      ​@@Tubulce You wrote "MCDONADS" whereas you should've written "mcdonaLds" (even better - McDonald's). Your attitude must be praised, but please do not insult sovereign republics by your ignorance next time.

  • @KC9QII
    @KC9QII 2 роки тому +200

    The hero the language learning community never knew we needed

  • @BritishGeography
    @BritishGeography Рік тому +2

    "What a bunch of bullies"
    Got me rolling on the ground💀

  • @tabletgenesis3439
    @tabletgenesis3439 11 місяців тому +7

    2:57 As a brazilian that was nice to get included. Also how did you pronounce "Brazil" in such good brazilian accent?
    3:58 *This is how we treat Portugal*

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 11 місяців тому +1

      At least your former colonizer knew how to cook.
      Edit: just to be clear, I'm saying Britain doesn't know how to cook, not Brazil.

    • @KartingRules
      @KartingRules 11 місяців тому

      @@wta1518 XD

    • @CyberFox404
      @CyberFox404 2 місяці тому

      As a Brazilian, I agree

  • @tunistick8044
    @tunistick8044 2 роки тому +152

    As a Tunisian I'm upset how you said "Morrocho, Alggeria, Lubya" and didn't say _Carthage_

    • @rayenaloui7191
      @rayenaloui7191 2 роки тому +5

      Hey a fellow Tunisian truly a rare breed we are

    • @tunistick8044
      @tunistick8044 2 роки тому +1

      @@rayenaloui7191 ey bila5ass flyoutube, ama ena tw 9a3d n3ml fi video bch y5alli ttwensa machhourin !!

    • @rayenaloui7191
      @rayenaloui7191 2 роки тому +4

      Ay haw bahi nchaj3ik sa7bi wa9ti thabtou to na3mil talla

    • @tunistick8044
      @tunistick8044 2 роки тому +3

      @@rayenaloui7191 mr6 tnjjm t3ml abonner 5tr bch ye5ou wa9t wzeda bch nnotification tjik

    • @rayenaloui7191
      @rayenaloui7191 2 роки тому

      I7sibha t3amlit sayé

  • @reggiebutter3183
    @reggiebutter3183 2 роки тому +146

    So to answer your question, Scot Land and Northern Ire Land are departments of France, but the national government of the UK in Dublin claims control over them since everyone there speaks English anyway. But I think there is something fishy going on because President Boris Johnson (or Jeansson??) speaks French and grew up in Brussels' Sprouts, Belgium Waffles, so I think he is really a puppet dictator installed by French secretary-general Emmanuel Macaroon. There's a reason why no one ever comes or goes from the British Isles. They don't want the rest of the world to find out the seediness that goes on there.

  • @unsound2134
    @unsound2134 Рік тому +2

    When he said "Finally I found Alabama" It killed me 🤣🤣

  • @MrLogo73
    @MrLogo73 11 місяців тому

    How did you avoid looking at maps in the past?

  • @Felixxxxxxxxx
    @Felixxxxxxxxx 2 роки тому +461

    I'm Polish and his pronunciation is perfect. Dziękuję for including us in your video.

    • @sigmaballsnetwork
      @sigmaballsnetwork 2 роки тому +56

      it’s pronounced “dixie cushy” for you fellow American alpha male gigachad polyglots

    • @AchtzehnSuper
      @AchtzehnSuper 2 роки тому +18

      It's pronounced дженькуйе

    • @GaiusCaligula234
      @GaiusCaligula234 2 роки тому +3

      @@sigmaballsnetwork no it ain't

    • @sigmaballsnetwork
      @sigmaballsnetwork 2 роки тому +13

      @@GaiusCaligula234 I know it isn’t, It’s part of the joke dummy

    • @Felixxxxxxxxx
      @Felixxxxxxxxx 2 роки тому +1

      @@sigmaballsnetwork “dixie cushy” for clearifying , to all non alpha male gigashad polyglots out there.

  • @francesc5313
    @francesc5313 Рік тому +282

    As a Polish native speaker I can confirm that your pronounciation was perfect. Even I usually strugle when have to pronounce Szczecin or Bydgoszcz.
    I'm shocked how accurate your accent was.
    Language Shrimp you are true hiperpolynésien kilochad alphabet male. Respect!

    • @6drge
      @6drge Рік тому +10

      its as shrimple as that

    • @h2.t2
      @h2.t2 Рік тому +4

      is it sz che sin and Beedgoes zuh ch

    • @c0smic_mm2
      @c0smic_mm2 Рік тому +2

      Shrimp

    • @GaiusPetroniuss
      @GaiusPetroniuss Рік тому +2

      yes yes as a łódź native i can confirm too

    • @andrewshepitko6354
      @andrewshepitko6354 Рік тому +1

      What are you talking about? Polish is not so difficult even for me, i am ukrainian.

  • @agoofypolishguycalled5ive
    @agoofypolishguycalled5ive 10 місяців тому +4

    As a Pole I love how he pronounced Łódź as Lądz.

  • @TheTaccheggialo
    @TheTaccheggialo Рік тому

    I was starting to getting sick,then i realized you're satirizing... Such a relief

  • @yaserahmed4829
    @yaserahmed4829 2 роки тому +33

    Things Americans say to me in omegle : bruh you are white you can't be Egyptian, Egypt is in Africa 🙄🙄🙄🙄

    • @calisthenicsaded8514
      @calisthenicsaded8514 2 роки тому +11

      Unfortunately, this is what we're taught. Most everyone in America will have the same opinion

    • @Mikewee777
      @Mikewee777 2 роки тому

      That is why our favorite African named Elon Musk is trying to break stereotypes by being a African warlord who exploits child labor to mine for shiny stones . This is not important because the news stations want us to watch his ex-girlfriend kiss her transgendered fiance through videos on the Twitter network [which he owns a portion of ].

  • @bytheway1031
    @bytheway1031 2 роки тому +67

    "That's Egypt, that's in Africa?!" Always funny...🤣

    • @jasser6470
      @jasser6470 2 роки тому +8

      my father has been in egypt one time i asked him if he had ever been to africa and he said no lol
      but there is a good reason why Egypt is seen as middle eastern and its the fact that they are more middle eastern then Subsaharan and therefore not african by some people

    • @reiamy2823
      @reiamy2823 2 роки тому +7

      @@jasser6470 actually egypt is transcontinental country. Maybe your father visited Sinai only which is a part of Asia. Otherwise your comment about egypt being more middle eastern country is true.

    • @mukhlisfahmi75
      @mukhlisfahmi75 2 роки тому

      @@jasser6470 no, it’s the cultural that is middle eastern….but not the continent, it’s still a fact in africa….( but it’s actually transcontinental, but whatever)

    • @jasser6470
      @jasser6470 2 роки тому +3

      @@mukhlisfahmi75 i did not say it was in the midde east as a continent, in fact the middle east is not even a continent but a term for the cultural sphere Area

    • @mukhlisfahmi75
      @mukhlisfahmi75 2 роки тому

      @@jasser6470 bruh, I say the same thing….egypt is culturally middle eastern, but the continent is africa….maybe you should sometimes “read”

  • @BalloonAsap
    @BalloonAsap Рік тому +2

    "we could actually flank russia if we jump across" best line ever

  • @klopsmmm
    @klopsmmm Рік тому

    I have a question
    Does geography lessons exist in USA?

  • @nestalker117
    @nestalker117 2 роки тому +181

    awesome
    didn't know USA is a real place tho

    • @bruhthischaneldead
      @bruhthischaneldead 2 роки тому +31

      Yeah ngl I thought it was called america

    • @wtc5198
      @wtc5198 2 роки тому +2

      Ew Łacinka

    • @nestalker117
      @nestalker117 2 роки тому

      @@wtc5198 jana samaja. Peršy raz chtośći zaŭvažaŭ

    • @wtc5198
      @wtc5198 2 роки тому +4

      @@nestalker117 I don't speak Belarusian I just don't like Łacinka and it's kinda bad for an orthography

    • @YargMonster
      @YargMonster 2 роки тому +10

      Blasphemy, yo'ur speaking American right now

  • @EllaEllaAudios
    @EllaEllaAudios 2 роки тому +50

    I lost it at "cartoon people" I'm crying

  • @pop_porn
    @pop_porn Рік тому +11

    0:44 don't worry, we'll come back for Alaska sooner or later.

    • @zenuew4064
      @zenuew4064 Рік тому

      yeah maybe in 100 years, Russia a shit hole 💀

  • @KingdomOfMoi
    @KingdomOfMoi Рік тому

    i didnt even notice the sarcasm until he said he "it blows my mind when people come up of perfect ways to represent the world with no distortion

  • @extraFart
    @extraFart 2 роки тому +324

    Africa is favourite country, in all honestly, for betas though. Kinda surprised you missed Yurop, been my favourite country since I was in little

    • @Kebbab.213
      @Kebbab.213 2 роки тому +29

      i love yurop

    • @lilgravy2651
      @lilgravy2651 2 роки тому +36

      Only thing that sucks is some of them speak some weird language called engelesh that sounds like American 🗽🗽🇲🇾🇲🇾

    • @senorliamy17
      @senorliamy17 2 роки тому +26

      @@lilgravy2651 American and English both suspiciously sound like Australian.

    • @GalacticStuff
      @GalacticStuff 2 роки тому

      Its not a country

    • @idiotguy6738
      @idiotguy6738 2 роки тому +1

      @@GalacticStuff wooooooosh

  • @mandimcfly
    @mandimcfly Рік тому +84

    It’s so funny he knows how to pronounce everything perfectly, yet doesn’t realize we can’t just jump from Alaska to Russia.

    • @acronix2893
      @acronix2893 Рік тому +17

      It was a troll lmao

    • @Vurinati
      @Vurinati Рік тому +5

      Al ge ria lubya egipto most of poland œéùraq (iraq)

    •  Рік тому +5

      It's a meme.
      It's just a troll video

    • @mandimcfly
      @mandimcfly Рік тому +1

      @ I know don’t worry

  • @kevan12we
    @kevan12we 11 місяців тому +1

    I can't wait to see the cartoon people" killed me😂😂🤣

  • @gen-san5567
    @gen-san5567 Рік тому +2

    You did not just call Morocco "morocho" also the "lubiya" you said instead of Libya is actually so hilarious bc in the Moroccan dialect lubiya means beans

  • @GIBI_SZPILORZ
    @GIBI_SZPILORZ Рік тому +153

    Your polish pronunciation is just... just wow. I don't even heard any accent. You speak it better than my friend and you even read correctly this special anime characters.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 2 роки тому +261

    You're talking about all the Mexican countries, but all the *BRAZILIAN* countries are where it's at. I mean there's Brazilian Europe (Portugal), Brazilian Macaronesia (Cape Verde), Brazilian Southwest Africa (Angola), Brazilian Southeast Africa (Mozambique), Brazilian Guinea (Guinea-Bissau), Brazilian Gabon (São Tomé and Príncipe), Brazilian Timor (Timor Leste), and while not a country you can't forget about Brazilian China (Macau)
    I am fully convinced the Poles came up with their settlement names by closing their eyes, smashing their keyboards, and writing whatever it results in...and I say this as someone who's part Polish on my dad's side

    • @Bl4z3MC
      @Bl4z3MC 2 роки тому +3

      Tak

    • @pauloteixeira9339
      @pauloteixeira9339 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah, and Beware. If the world don't come to Brazil, we will come after the world >:v

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 2 роки тому +1

      The Spanish owned all Portuguese things during the Iberian Union. Lose-itanians are still licking their ego's wounds.

    • @mehmeterciyas6844
      @mehmeterciyas6844 2 роки тому

      @@scintillam_dei what the fuck does loseitan mean lol

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 2 роки тому

      @@mehmeterciyas6844 I didn't say "loseitan." I said "Lose-itanian, which is a pun on the term "Lusitanian," a term for the Portuguese of the land called LVSITANIA.

  • @Mr_Lukable
    @Mr_Lukable Рік тому

    Why you use mercatur projecter since it full of destorition

  • @painandpyro
    @painandpyro Рік тому +4

    2:35 my poor weeb @ss as a child when I first realized that people in Japan actually don't have blue and pink hair and walk around doing karate, actually everything's just kinda gray and everyone's going to work 😄

  • @bubbamike4743
    @bubbamike4743 2 роки тому +57

    God his delivery is always so flawless

  • @HiimIny
    @HiimIny 2 роки тому +38

    hispanosphere: broke
    mexican countries: woke

  • @Batreek
    @Batreek 11 місяців тому +3

    This is absolutely hilarious, but I couldn't for the life of me finish it without writhing in cringe 😂

  • @NazarBondy
    @NazarBondy 11 місяців тому +3

    When Albania became Alabama😐

  • @DeamLinX
    @DeamLinX 2 роки тому +55

    0:31 Americans using anything but the metric system is so accurate

    • @PokoTheDinosaur
      @PokoTheDinosaur 2 роки тому +9

      I really wish we could just use the metric system. There’s a reason I smashed a ruler once.

    • @madders1851
      @madders1851 Рік тому +1

      @PokoTheDinosaur you did WHAT to your ruler?

  • @VectorKingSC
    @VectorKingSC 2 роки тому +185

    By all this Mexican countries 😂🇲🇽🌟, you're the Best dude.

    • @danielperales3958
      @danielperales3958 2 роки тому +6

      i've laughed at the mexican countries XDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @chibiromano5631
      @chibiromano5631 2 роки тому +2

      That's what you call predictive programming.

    • @MITHRIL_GOD
      @MITHRIL_GOD 2 роки тому +2

      When he said that I lost all of my geography brain cells

    • @arduinoguru7233
      @arduinoguru7233 Рік тому

      @@danielperales3958 Technically they're Mexican countries since it was the headquarters of Spanish colonization authority for all South American countries.

  • @NollerDaNielss
    @NollerDaNielss 11 місяців тому +1

    Man has an amazing opinion on North Denmark & north west Denmark fr

  • @arefinsadot2507
    @arefinsadot2507 Рік тому +18

    5:27 This is the nightmare version of USA

  • @everythingmatters9487
    @everythingmatters9487 Рік тому +72

    as an Indonesian in 4th grade, I feel bad thinking American kids having to learn 50 states and their capitals, when I can't even remember 34. But after learning that some Americans don't know basic geography just left me speechless.

    • @jpnpod8277
      @jpnpod8277 Рік тому +3

      It takes a lot time as well as bit of traveling experience to truly learn them all, which not many Americans get. Even I couldn't point out where each state is on a map, nor could I list them straight from memory, but I can recognize all of them when I hear or read any of them. I think most Americans are similar.

    • @urphakeandgey6308
      @urphakeandgey6308 Рік тому

      Yes, Americans are shit with geography, especially on the global scale, but lemme make one tangent:
      The USA is a HUGE nation. I see so many Europeans (and even Americans) talk down on Americans for not "travelling the world."
      When tbf, "travelling the world" is easy as fucking shit when you're a European that lives only a couple hours away (driving distance) from the next country with a different culture, language, and history.

    • @Nitrox_909
      @Nitrox_909 Рік тому

      @@jpnpod8277 Nah just grind USA quiz for half a year and they should stay in your head for quite a wile. The problem is with knowing all countries flags, capitals,us states that this knowledge doesn't get u very far

    • @jpnpod8277
      @jpnpod8277 Рік тому

      @@Nitrox_909 Fuck that. I've never been good at geography anyway, and I'm perfectly fine with that.

    • @Brewone204
      @Brewone204 Рік тому +1

      @@jpnpod8277 you don't need to travel to know well the country now like you're mum said money doesn't grow on trees

  • @marekcupak346
    @marekcupak346 Рік тому

    he: i learned a lot and you
    meanwhile me losing braincells watching this

  • @obaidmohammadi7489
    @obaidmohammadi7489 Рік тому

    As A Geography nerd whatever he says it just breaks my head

  • @blotski
    @blotski 2 роки тому +115

    As an Englishman can I explain the complexities of the UK? England was built two million years ago by the Romans. Wales was added as an extension by Vikings in the early Stone Age. In 2000BC William Shakespeare defeated the Normans, united Wales and England and formed the Kingdom of Wessex. Scotland collided with Wessex during the Ice Age of 1698. Two years later Queen Elizabeth the second, who is still the queen today, conquered Scotland. She called this new country The United Kingdom better known as just England. All Welsh and Scottish people consider themselves to be English. Great Britain is actually a fictional land invented by Charles Dickins and not a term ever used in the UK (pronounced Ook). Northern Ireland is a province inhabited by Irish people many of whom believe Britain is a real place and want to be part of it. It is the dream of all United Kingdomish people to be Americans.

    • @Big-Chungus21
      @Big-Chungus21 2 роки тому

      You didnt even mention the civil war caused by christopher columbus when he dumped some tea in a puddle or something 13 million years ago

    • @emersonpage5384
      @emersonpage5384 2 роки тому +5

      shoulda waited for me to say no before you typed alla that

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 2 роки тому +2

      Low key made me squirm lololol. Thank goodness it was a joke 😅

    • @dylanmcmanus3426
      @dylanmcmanus3426 Рік тому

      As an Irish person I also would like to join the imaginary land of great britian

    • @omkaarrao8179
      @omkaarrao8179 Рік тому

      @@emersonpage5384 legend

  • @reload2538
    @reload2538 2 роки тому +37

    3:25 me looking at those google suggestions (people also ask): “is Africa in Asia?” “Is america in Africa”
    *visible confusion*

    • @zaijogos
      @zaijogos Рік тому +1

      Yo I just noticed that rn 🤣🤣

  • @Sh3yyan
    @Sh3yyan 11 місяців тому

    You made me re think my geographical brain cells like a million times

  • @mrepic8178
    @mrepic8178 11 місяців тому +1

    0:43 Fun Fact! (Not really for Americans) We are exactly 2 miles away from Russia! There are 2 islands called Big diomede and Little Diomede little belongs to Alaska and big belongs to Russia. It goes across the 24 hour zone so it’d be the 24th in little diomede and the 25th on big diomede.

  • @matt92hun
    @matt92hun 2 роки тому +14

    TIL that Madagascar was named in the 13th century. How could they be mad at gas car, when gas cars didn't even exist back then?

  • @cokelennon2517
    @cokelennon2517 2 роки тому +23

    "Why iceland has no ice and greenland has no land?" 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤯

  • @rinatzagg4226
    @rinatzagg4226 Рік тому +4

    Миф о том что американцы плохо знают географию оказалась легендой...

  • @paimoon
    @paimoon Рік тому +1

    That's why you should never miss a geography class 💀💔

  • @paweplewa3644
    @paweplewa3644 2 роки тому +101

    As a Polish person living in Bydgoszcz I can confirm your pronunciation is perfect, better than mine in fact

  • @chrismathewjoseph1283
    @chrismathewjoseph1283 2 роки тому +27

    4:11 Pre-1947 India intensifies 🫡😂

  • @mariiasmith
    @mariiasmith 5 місяців тому +1

    imagine there are people out there who actually think the whole video is an irony

  • @jensabi
    @jensabi 11 місяців тому

    What did they do in school all time?

  • @Speak4Yourself2
    @Speak4Yourself2 2 роки тому +33

    05:13 Why is it eating that country!!?

  • @JordiVanderwaal
    @JordiVanderwaal 2 роки тому +60

    All jokes aside this was so well done & written. It makes me happy (don't know why).

  • @jasonwalker5174
    @jasonwalker5174 Рік тому

    ever seen countryball version of chile?

  • @riliong
    @riliong Рік тому +1

    2:10 Fun fact: Greenland isn't bigger than Africa, but its smaller than Africa! The map tricks your eyes.

  • @LightoZtriker
    @LightoZtriker 2 роки тому +67

    This is amazing, what a heartwarming moment, now look at Irish! I am an Ireland, if you don't I will send Potato army after You!

    • @LightoZtriker
      @LightoZtriker 2 роки тому +1

      Also you shall pray to giga chad chad

    • @nomdin2591
      @nomdin2591 Рік тому

      Potato army is actually in Belarus)))

  • @levyrangeletchichury9279
    @levyrangeletchichury9279 2 роки тому +37

    I'm Brazilian and loved all about South America. Your accent for "Brazil" and "Bolsonaro" is flawless

    • @AJGress
      @AJGress 2 роки тому +5

      I love how throughout the entire video he's been acting like a complete moron but then prounounces Brazil and Bolsonaro perfectly

    • @arduinoguru7233
      @arduinoguru7233 Рік тому +1

      ​@@AJGress Even if I spent 5 years learn Brazilian Portuguese, I won't pronounce it like that, this show how well educate he is opposite of the stereotype that American had little education compare to other developed countries.

  • @PaintFoxr
    @PaintFoxr Рік тому +1

    There is always distorsion on the map, you need like 13 GREENLANDS to occupy Africa

  • @Michal235
    @Michal235 Рік тому +2

    2:14 okay, to this point I wasn't sure xD

  • @tfmaker675
    @tfmaker675 Рік тому +84

    This is very funny but as a geography nerd this makes my blood boil at the same time