5:15 "This isn't being happy, this is complacency" 😳 "you're expecting him to get better so you can have this fairy tale love story youve always wanted" fuckinnnnnn mind yo business dawg
Is it just me or am I obsessed with skincare … like 🌚🌚 Chapter 2; The bears are back… So I was in my room watching that Barbie movie with the raggedy Bibble thing (my spirit animal frfr 😴💕) and I heard a knocking on our plastic door made out of squeezed papaya seeds and plates from cookouts … And it was the bears with Goldilocks and they were tryna start some drama and get up in my business 😒 So I put on my boxing gloves and I started to 1v1 them and turned them into a 0.5/10 because they’re all built like the number 3 and I need to show floptropica citizens WHERE THEY STAND LIKEE But anyways then Goldilocks started tryna tip tap toe Irish dance across my floors tryna dodge those punches so I kicked the back of her legs and she fell down and smacked a hole in the floor so her face is even more messed up then it was when she was born… Like girl I have to pay for that now so I made her crawl her twig built skinny birch Minecraft tree wannabe wig out of my face and outside where she belongs because she acts like she was raised by wolves But then the bears got back up and started to fight and talk smack again so I kicked their fat Masha and the Bear wannabe behinds out and now I’m lowkey worrying cause now I got beef with a random white girl who needs to go eat some plain oatmeal no chocolate in her vanilla sugar cream cookie porridge dough and calm down 😒😒 xoxo, gossip girl 🐋💕
You don’t need a better body there is such thing as a better body, honey your body is perfect if he can’t handle you and your body then he needs to work on himself because if anything he probably has a smaller body part. You’re perfect don’t change yourself nor think you need a better body. You’re perfect and beautiful.!!!
What I love about these is that they act like sleep aid for me and when I fall asleep in the middle of the asmr I can listen to it the next day again because I didn’t comprehend what was happening lmao ❤️ Love your asmr’s
WHO ACCIDENTALLY FOUND HIM AND FELL IN LOVE ??✋✋✋
edit: TYSM IVE NEVER HAD 100+ LIKES B4
🙋🏿♀️
🙌
I accidentally fell in love with your profile pic 😘
🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚
🙋🏾♀️
Omg stop because I searched up “audios to help with breakup” and this was the first one that came up!!!! 😂❤️🩹
I actually have to stop staying up and watching these all night but it’s so addictive 😭
BRO I CANT SLEEP NO MORE 😭😭😭
NAHHH BRO ME TOO!!!!!! *makes squealing noises*
BRO ME TOO MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS SO MESSED UP😭
Same 😭
Same
LOL, "He seemed like your knight in shining armour but in reality he's just a loser in tin foil." 😂
😂😂😂😂
POV: YOUR STAING UP ALL NIGHT LISTENING TO THESEE😃
REALL
it is currently 5:03 in the morning🥰
Nono, could never be me🫥
But all honesty it's almost 8am rn, and I have not slept..
The " if you dont wanna be single you can get with me" got me😅
youtube's automated ad limiting system is a real bruh moment. Thank you for coming to my ted talk
Bro doesn't need water, water needs him.
Fr
6:33 I knew it- bro was really tryna shoot his shot he ain’t slick
Yay breakup story. Found this while enjoying a fresh baked pumpkin cookie, lemme tell ya pumpkin cookies with cream cheese frosting are bussin
I’m doing this!!!!!!
The most random comment I've found, but now I'm hungry for one😭😭
as a gay man who loves emo boys i agree
5:15 "This isn't being happy, this is complacency" 😳 "you're expecting him to get better so you can have this fairy tale love story youve always wanted" fuckinnnnnn mind yo business dawg
Where can i find a man like this😭
*tongue click* "Well 😜💅"
OKAY BUT HEAR ME OUT HE SOUNDS LIKE A MIX OF HAWKS AND AIZWA AND DABI
Wait-
Hey, now hear me out, enemies to lovers, treating injuries, and (now heres the kicker) backhanded compliments and insults that are a little too soft.
I'll get with you😭💀🧿
good morning 🫶🏽
I’M FINALLY EARLY!!!
Me at five in the morning and have already rewatched several of his videos for the past hour
I’ve been summoned
SCREAMING AND CRYING
Bro got me fvcking addicted 😓
mayonaise likes goth boys. 🥳
The way i got offended when he said told you so
U on my heart dude your mine now
I LOVE THIS
The wonderful things you say in that voice. 😩💜
Part 2?? 😭😭
Is it just me or am I obsessed with skincare … like 🌚🌚
Chapter 2; The bears are back…
So I was in my room watching that Barbie movie with the raggedy Bibble thing (my spirit animal frfr 😴💕) and I heard a knocking on our plastic door made out of squeezed papaya seeds and plates from cookouts …
And it was the bears with Goldilocks and they were tryna start some drama and get up in my business 😒 So I put on my boxing gloves and I started to 1v1 them and turned them into a 0.5/10 because they’re all built like the number 3 and I need to show floptropica citizens WHERE THEY STAND LIKEE
But anyways then Goldilocks started tryna tip tap toe Irish dance across my floors tryna dodge those punches so I kicked the back of her legs and she fell down and smacked a hole in the floor so her face is even more messed up then it was when she was born…
Like girl I have to pay for that now so I made her crawl her twig built skinny birch Minecraft tree wannabe wig out of my face and outside where she belongs because she acts like she was raised by wolves
But then the bears got back up and started to fight and talk smack again so I kicked their fat Masha and the Bear wannabe behinds out and now I’m lowkey worrying cause now I got beef with a random white girl who needs to go eat some plain oatmeal no chocolate in her vanilla sugar cream cookie porridge dough and calm down 😒😒
xoxo, gossip girl 🐋💕
Oh hell no I am not reading all of this
Only because I am tired don’t hate
@@isabella4975 I agree im a hater too (i lit don’t even remember writing this)
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Amazing, as always.
Bro the best thing to see after my bf just dumped me for a girl with a bigger chest😭
I just need a better body
You don’t need a better body there is such thing as a better body, honey your body is perfect if he can’t handle you and your body then he needs to work on himself because if anything he probably has a smaller body part. You’re perfect don’t change yourself nor think you need a better body. You’re perfect and beautiful.!!!
The way that I actually needed to hear this is crazy 😭 I feel so heard
Bro snitch on himself
STOP WITH THE MIXED SIGNALS MAN 😭
You sound like Jojo siwa :3
I don’t like you or anything he says 🙄 lol
My boys here?
Daddy???
This is a real thing?😭🙏 I’m a straight dude listening to another straight dude tuck me in🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Meanwhile me whos never been in a relationship 😂💀👌
part 2???
Approved
wow early post and most of us are still up
idk why i made this comment 😭
I thought bro sniffed me in the beginning 😭😭😭😭😭
What I love about these is that they act like sleep aid for me and when I fall asleep in the middle of the asmr I can listen to it the next day again because I didn’t comprehend what was happening lmao ❤️ Love your asmr’s
Am a lesbian irl and goth but don’t tell anyone I was here