[SPICY] Your New Roommate is Your Bully [Enemies to Lovers] [Boyfriend ASMR]

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 337

  • @WvMaii
    @WvMaii 11 місяців тому +1108

    Imagine listening to this next to your parents. Would had been crazy. Def not me rn.

    • @pumpkinspice49
      @pumpkinspice49 11 місяців тому +151

      I am listening to this next to my older over protective brother 😢

    • @lailayo
      @lailayo 11 місяців тому +91

      deffff not me in a family reunion def def

    • @AttacusPNG
      @AttacusPNG 11 місяців тому +121

      Dude how are people listening to this in public

    • @badhabitva
      @badhabitva  11 місяців тому +418

      Y’all crazy for that

    • @WvMaii
      @WvMaii 11 місяців тому +91

      @@badhabitva I got no shame.

  • @sandragray2099
    @sandragray2099 10 місяців тому +740

    His voice is deeper than my depression 💀

    • @P1NKDOORBELL
      @P1NKDOORBELL 10 місяців тому +18

      DAMN-

    • @Fan_girly57
      @Fan_girly57 10 місяців тому +19

      Nah not even close

    • @P1NKDOORBELL
      @P1NKDOORBELL 10 місяців тому +14

      @@Fan_girly57 DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @PompompurinFan
      @PompompurinFan 10 місяців тому +4

      Then listen to YSF LOL

    • @PompompurinFan
      @PompompurinFan 10 місяців тому +11

      My guys really like “ Hey…👹”

  • @badhabitva
    @badhabitva  11 місяців тому +391

    him: grr im so mean im so angry i hate u
    also him: i hate u but ur hot can we get it on B)

    • @Novalplants
      @Novalplants 11 місяців тому +22

      poetic 😂

    • @feinn4cartii
      @feinn4cartii 11 місяців тому +24

      13 minutes summed up in two sentences 😭

    • @Gasp_Tea
      @Gasp_Tea 10 місяців тому +6

      @@feinn4cartii 😭

  • @HKbbg_0000
    @HKbbg_0000 11 місяців тому +307

    I would genuinely be frightened if this happened to me in real life.

  • @backyard_gworl
    @backyard_gworl 11 місяців тому +375

    'its immoral to hate people period but i still do it' hes so real for this istg

  • @keeth-
    @keeth- 11 місяців тому +111

    yooo take a shot everytime he says "listen, i mean..." ‼️‼️‼️

    • @badhabitva
      @badhabitva  11 місяців тому +55

      Blackout drunk by minute 6

    • @lolore._.laiii5
      @lolore._.laiii5 8 місяців тому +6

      When i read this he said it😢

  • @three151
    @three151 11 місяців тому +175

    wouldn't it be sooooo funny if you did another bully asmr where he ended up making you cry and then he freaks out and then pampers the hell outta you hahaa and then lots of cuddles n kisses hahahha would it be sooooo fuuuunnnyyy that would never happen right

    • @badhabitva
      @badhabitva  11 місяців тому +65

      hmm...

    • @three151
      @three151 11 місяців тому +13

      @@badhabitva i dhouldva went eith the brainwashibng tactics oh shit🙆

    • @Your-Average-Nerd
      @Your-Average-Nerd 11 місяців тому +12

      @@three151I think you had someone brainwash you with the stroke machine

    • @chatnoirschatteblanc
      @chatnoirschatteblanc 11 місяців тому +9

      @@badhabitva I'm holding your pet hostage. MAKE IT. 👺👺

    • @Ray-k6q
      @Ray-k6q 11 місяців тому +6

      Aa he actually made it!!!

  • @SootherousNoise
    @SootherousNoise 10 місяців тому +280

    Bully: "Its just. I can't stand hearing your voice and having to look at your face on a daily basis."
    Me: *holds up a mirror*
    Bully: "What the fuck are you doing??"
    Me: "Ohh no, no keep going. Cause everything your saying is how I feel about you, too. Just thought I'd help you tell yourself that."
    Bully: *Smashes the mirror across the room and prepares to punch me in the face*

    • @badhabitva
      @badhabitva  10 місяців тому +83

      This sounds about right

    • @Eli_tuadorati0n
      @Eli_tuadorati0n 10 місяців тому +33

      Thats something I did to my enemy a year ago ☠️ he was cussing tf out of me infront of the whole cafeteria and I was js there with the mirror and when he asked me "why tf are you holding that shit?" And I said the same thing the comments says and everyone laughed and he just stared at me and said "fuck you" and left maf af, me and my friends still laugh abt that shit LMAO ☠️

    • @oriyomiolabamiji1905
      @oriyomiolabamiji1905 6 місяців тому

      @@Eli_tuadorati0nsavage

    • @SakuraGrayan
      @SakuraGrayan 5 місяців тому +3

      😭🤚 I can't 😂

  • @Kima_the_bbg
    @Kima_the_bbg 10 місяців тому +41

    Him- you're dumb as bricks
    Me- look who's talkin' ya damn cinderblock!

  • @ihavenoimagination1
    @ihavenoimagination1 6 місяців тому +36

    9:46 that was the calmest stfu i ever heard

  • @bigdadbeefsticks
    @bigdadbeefsticks 11 місяців тому +92

    When I tell you not only would he have never gotten that far in his little tantrum monologue, but that I would have full stopped him after that "be quiet or I'll punch you in your face" comment? If you do, I'm going to jail. That transfer would be immediate. I'd risk falling asleep in the dorm hallway with all my stuff before I stayed a night in that dorm with him. "I can help you," yeah, by making like a ghost and disappearing. 😂

    • @tazthebean2256
      @tazthebean2256 10 місяців тому +5

      see he would say all that shit to me but the thing about me is, I'd be laughing, I'd sarcastic as hell, I'd hear him list the ground rules and then proceed. to tell him what's actually gonna happen. "be fucking quiet, i like my quiet" "then enjoy these noise canceling headphones cause I blast music at 2am and if you're not trying to do a face mask and perform a full concert with me (only if you have a problem with noise like he does) there's the door. ciao~"

    • @Cl0ud_Puff
      @Cl0ud_Puff 10 місяців тому +3

      No I'd fr walk away in the middle of his monologue and take a nap like I don't got time for this go talk to the damn wall or smth 😭

    • @rainykid9155
      @rainykid9155 10 місяців тому

      @@Cl0ud_Pufffr!! like when he told me to stfu i told him that i will literally mortal komabt on his bitch ass

  • @melissalandis2188
    @melissalandis2188 10 місяців тому +63

    I want this man to narrate my life. Those low tones in my ear for the rest of my life.

  • @REALITY_YT_Account
    @REALITY_YT_Account 9 місяців тому +19

    "Its a very punchable face, but its also super cute"
    IM DYING. BERY PUNCHABLE BUT CUTE.

  • @bittersweetdemon5785
    @bittersweetdemon5785 9 місяців тому +29

    The way I’d jus be saying nuh uh immaturely and as loud as I can to interrupt him jus to see him mad would make my day.

  • @peanutting457
    @peanutting457 10 місяців тому +23

    Him: I hate you, but what if you let me hit? Haha nvm... unless?

  • @AirSafe-x3g
    @AirSafe-x3g 3 місяці тому +6

    Him:I wont do anything in your sleep, whatever
    Me: WHAT???😰😰IS HE GUNNA KILL ME IN MY SLEEP??? WTF BRO 😭

    • @ava-xb7gk
      @ava-xb7gk Місяць тому

      same like am I going to die

  • @-The-real-Alhaitham
    @-The-real-Alhaitham 10 місяців тому +16

    "Wait, I know how that sounds- Shut the Fvck up." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @msmal1989
    @msmal1989 11 місяців тому +90

    Nope. I would immediately ask for a room transfer with the reason that he threatened to hit me. I've had bad roommates before and it's hard nit being able to do what you want in what is suppose to be your comfortable space.

    • @Vaseline-n9w
      @Vaseline-n9w 10 місяців тому +3

      THIS

    • @yaraparakippetara1
      @yaraparakippetara1 8 місяців тому +6

      You are the only sane person in this comment section

    • @msmal1989
      @msmal1989 8 місяців тому +5

      @@yaraparakippetara1 Just calling it like I see it. I have too much self respect to let this jerk push me around.

    • @sreegowri9526
      @sreegowri9526 6 місяців тому

      ​@@msmal1989ikr

    • @twobirds-f1t
      @twobirds-f1t 4 місяці тому

      I never had one ._., it sounds terrible

  • @ChuMoon
    @ChuMoon 10 місяців тому +18

    This bully is giving major drama student
    Like
    A whole entire monolgue for me?!
    You shouldnt have cause I honestly woulda gone to my room or just flat out not listen listened to you
    I have goldfish brain from ADHD and the voice is too soothing for my little lizard brain

  • @TheGalCantHelpIt
    @TheGalCantHelpIt 10 місяців тому +46

    He's just a complicated man trying to find a simple (sexy) solution to a problem he's helped to create in the first place.

    • @badhabitva
      @badhabitva  10 місяців тому +21

      Aint that the truth

  • @Ally216-_-
    @Ally216-_- 10 місяців тому +10

    He's So confusing😭. Baby boy is like:
    I'D RATHER YOU DID NOT EXIST 😈🤬
    0:41
    FOR BETTER OR FOR WORST 🥺😘
    1:43

  • @sumixsu
    @sumixsu 10 місяців тому +18

    bro u gotta keep making these bully ones idk what it is but mean or bad guy typa audios HAVE ME GOING AWOOGAAA

  • @Eli_tuadorati0n
    @Eli_tuadorati0n 10 місяців тому +27

    The whole video I was js joking around w the character swearing at it and cussing tf out of his ass for fun, i only watch asmrs to do that its so fun

  • @haghaggy
    @haghaggy 11 місяців тому +28

    we nee a part 2!! who agrees👇

  • @KAlspaugh
    @KAlspaugh 9 місяців тому +13

    The amount of back talk I am SCREAMING in my head is insane 😂😂

    • @CayLuhsYah
      @CayLuhsYah 8 місяців тому +1

      Literally!!! I mumbled some of it out loud too 😂🤣

  • @EvaIoannou-vd4hf
    @EvaIoannou-vd4hf 10 місяців тому +13

    him: once a day?
    me; yes sirrr
    him: no-ok yea no
    me: NOOOOO

  • @Kuromi-jd5pc
    @Kuromi-jd5pc 10 місяців тому +13

    gotta love an enemies to lovers-
    “ i wish uu didn’t exist”
    Me: 😲

  • @MysticHorror02
    @MysticHorror02 11 місяців тому +14

    Yeah, just got to say if he was talking to me like that, I would not be taking that wouldn’t even care how much he threatens me

  • @brogantakarangi9892
    @brogantakarangi9892 11 місяців тому +18

    Not me listening to my enemy (crush tho) and him seeing me watching this 🫣

  • @NeptuneNight
    @NeptuneNight 10 місяців тому +10

    My anger issues could not irl

  • @lillia1451
    @lillia1451 11 місяців тому +20

    I hope there’s a part 2

  • @bangchans2wife
    @bangchans2wife 10 місяців тому +9

    ngl he sounded he need us sm even from the beginning, so i think he generally really fucking like us but doesn't want to aadmit it... AGAIN IM JS DELELU AND I HAVE NO MIND

    • @badhabitva
      @badhabitva  10 місяців тому +4

      you may be onto something

    • @bangchans2wife
      @bangchans2wife 10 місяців тому

      @@badhabitva ATOP OMG i mean hey😋

  • @rashikasingh251
    @rashikasingh251 9 місяців тому +16

    bully: your face is punchable
    me: well your neck is pretty snapable!

  • @awesomeann2463
    @awesomeann2463 10 місяців тому +9

    Doesn't matter how hot he is or how nice his voice is. A man speaks to me like this and he's going to take a fall down the stairs. ^^

  • @mymy_21
    @mymy_21 10 місяців тому +7

    Hmm😭"I can admit i have some problems...with ur face firstly"Lmfaooo😂

  • @hf1323
    @hf1323 11 місяців тому +21

    Seems like he has some sexual tension for me.
    Also seems like he is sexually frustrated about me.

    • @miratitn
      @miratitn 11 місяців тому +1

      He's gonna deck you in the face as foreplay 💀

    • @badhabitva
      @badhabitva  11 місяців тому +6

      no, really?

  • @Mushy_xoxo
    @Mushy_xoxo 11 місяців тому +8

    Not him taking away me and besties Uno nights, who is you??

  • @wallydarlingVA
    @wallydarlingVA 10 місяців тому +8

    I WAS LISTING TO THID AND NY CST JUMPED UPNON MY BED SCAREING THE EVER LIVEING LORD OUT OF ME, I THREW MY PHONE AND MY HEADPHONES CAME OUT..

  • @clairRoberts-sg6kr
    @clairRoberts-sg6kr 6 місяців тому +3

    He likes to study!!! WHAT I CALL BS!!! AND IF I WANT A MAN OVER IMMA HAVE A MAN OVER ONG!

  • @Nonexistent_creature
    @Nonexistent_creature 9 місяців тому +5

    how sweet😊 he'll punch the shit out of me and take me to the nurse free of charge❤❤

  • @Anime_edits-sl4y
    @Anime_edits-sl4y 13 днів тому

    Imagine him being like a retired 62 year old and we are just drooling over him not even knowing how fcked up that would be

  • @Unholy.Trash.Compactor
    @Unholy.Trash.Compactor 10 місяців тому +5

    "I hate your face, it's a very punchable face. But it's also very cute"
    Me: cool, now punch me

  • @yuumisnow
    @yuumisnow 7 місяців тому +6

    "I'd rather you not exist" 🥺

  • @aquadraws5833
    @aquadraws5833 10 місяців тому +6

    That was a lot of words for “I actually like you but I’m so emotionally constipated I can’t show it in a healthy way so I’ll just abuse you instead”
    No thank you sir, the door is that way 👉

    • @badhabitva
      @badhabitva  10 місяців тому +2

      I could say the same thing to you. The door’s to your left, have a good one ;)

    • @aquadraws5833
      @aquadraws5833 10 місяців тому +1

      @@badhabitva Didn’t think you’d see this! Especially not right away. Btw I hope you know I’m just joking and you did a great job 👍👍👍

    • @badhabitva
      @badhabitva  10 місяців тому +1

      @@aquadraws5833 hes just like me fr

  • @DarkShadow-lq9on
    @DarkShadow-lq9on 6 місяців тому +3

    I can be your translator so what he was saying was I love you and I Can’t live without you so can I breath without you , he so kind huh

  • @p0ntokuii
    @p0ntokuii 2 місяці тому +2

    me listening to this knowing full well if a guy tried talking to me like this I'd scream in his face 😪

  • @kwelgama638
    @kwelgama638 10 місяців тому +7

    Best time to listen to this is next to your mom with no headphones frr !!!

    • @badhabitva
      @badhabitva  10 місяців тому +10

      Please dont tell me thats what you did

  • @XOXO.CUPllD
    @XOXO.CUPllD 11 місяців тому +14

    listenin to this w no headphones the way god intended 😚

    • @badhabitva
      @badhabitva  11 місяців тому +13

      god is dead and we killed him

    • @Gasp_Tea
      @Gasp_Tea 10 місяців тому +2

      @@badhabitva goddamn 😭

    • @Boo.4
      @Boo.4 Місяць тому

      @@badhabitvareal

  • @cinuzuka
    @cinuzuka 10 місяців тому +5

    My reaction to this was calling him "Sir" and giggling like a child. 😂 Help 😂

  • @Angel-xk5xv
    @Angel-xk5xv 11 місяців тому +5

    I changed the 999 likes to 1k 😍🥰🎉

  • @mintyfrost551
    @mintyfrost551 9 місяців тому +2

    God dayum that was awkward as hell. Like the second hand embarrassment hit me LIKE A TRUCK on this one.

  • @VoidMacPherson
    @VoidMacPherson 10 місяців тому +3

    not me over here falling asleep to you then waking up with your voice in my ear buds. if you reply to my comment ima go cry tears if joy like pass away bye bye my dreams have been fifilled

  • @Sess-du1xw
    @Sess-du1xw 2 місяці тому +1

    He said so don’t talk to me but he keeps talking and me I would say stfu I’m going to sleep

  • @LunAr_margay
    @LunAr_margay 10 місяців тому +8

    MAN HIS VOICE I IN LOVE WITH IT

  • @Justme-g5i
    @Justme-g5i 6 місяців тому +1

    Nobody:
    Bully: **starts a random biology class**

  • @FUNtm-mp9bg
    @FUNtm-mp9bg 3 місяці тому +1

    I can't play uno?!? What universe is this where you can't have an uno party in your dorm?!?

  • @mintyfrost551
    @mintyfrost551 9 місяців тому +1

    New drinking game idea! Take a shot every time he says "i mean.." for bonus points kiss the person on your right.

  • @Fan_girly57
    @Fan_girly57 10 місяців тому +10

    His voice is about as deep as my childhood trauma
    😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

  • @K_ThatOneBrunette
    @K_ThatOneBrunette 3 місяці тому +2

    Bad Habit Asmr is my bad habit

  • @YourfavLatina16
    @YourfavLatina16 11 місяців тому +8

    Im late whoopsss 😂 welp i love this enemies to lovers are the best frlll😂

    • @badhabitva
      @badhabitva  11 місяців тому +5

      welcome back

    • @YourfavLatina16
      @YourfavLatina16 11 місяців тому +1

      @@badhabitva thx uu I am back tell I have to get up for college tm😮‍💨kms rn

    • @badhabitva
      @badhabitva  11 місяців тому +3

      yikes im gonna share that struggle in a couple months fr i do not envy u rn

    • @YourfavLatina16
      @YourfavLatina16 11 місяців тому +1

      @badhabitva I'm only a freshman in college and it's wild 😭

    • @badhabitva
      @badhabitva  11 місяців тому +2

      @@YourfavLatina16 im not much older than u so I get it, its rough first year but we survive

  • @BlackLilly12
    @BlackLilly12 10 місяців тому +4

    I’ll knock your socks off wtf 😂

  • @Roxy-dino
    @Roxy-dino 11 місяців тому +6

    Just hiding in me room😅 hoping my younger brother won’t spy on me

  • @neptunejen
    @neptunejen 9 місяців тому +3

    the way I genuinely have beef with this dude now

  • @mariscrazy4steddie
    @mariscrazy4steddie Місяць тому +4

    "me: BIT-3:01

  • @annkumiko1736
    @annkumiko1736 10 місяців тому +2

    Homeboy just want a doll 😭 "be quiet" I ain't even say anythin yet 🤐😭

  • @pumpkinspice49
    @pumpkinspice49 11 місяців тому +7

    Part 2 pls

  • @kassandra.x
    @kassandra.x 3 місяці тому +1

    My face was just saying wtf the whole time 😂😂😂

  • @CayLuhsYah
    @CayLuhsYah 8 місяців тому +1

    You know you’d think I’d learn to stop arguing back because he can’t hear me but… it’s fun 😂🤣 I’m gonna keep doing that 😊

  • @xa1_xia
    @xa1_xia 8 місяців тому +1

    TIME STAMPS!!/no I'm joking I'm too lazy for this teehee^^
    Also y do I listen to these even if I have a boyfriend😔 then again I could bug him for it but thas weird..right?😰

  • @ashleylaughter4077
    @ashleylaughter4077 10 місяців тому +1

    not me the virgin in college heheh who didnt (and still dont) date. your just made you like me and cant speak up about it hehheh like i dont wanna look at your face, you sound like you cant look a me without being weird about it lol

  • @mayaistheone
    @mayaistheone 2 місяці тому +1

    aint no way bro givin me the talk rn💀💀

  • @S3rial_3xpermits.la8in
    @S3rial_3xpermits.la8in 8 місяців тому +3

    His voice is deeper than the cuts on my wrist 😦

    • @hawwaaisha5530
      @hawwaaisha5530 8 місяців тому +3

      This left me hanging like my depressed friends

    • @tabii_1409
      @tabii_1409 7 місяців тому +1

      @@hawwaaisha5530 I shouldn’t be laughing, but I am😂

    • @Voxiee_101
      @Voxiee_101 7 місяців тому

      .

  • @PishyfishyponYO
    @PishyfishyponYO 9 місяців тому +2

    Me face if i was in this situation: "😐 Are u done?"

  • @dngrsense
    @dngrsense 11 місяців тому +11

    He’s just Yapping

    • @badhabitva
      @badhabitva  11 місяців тому +10

      Bro is waffling

    • @dngrsense
      @dngrsense 11 місяців тому +3

      @@badhabitva I feel I’ve been informative 😓

  • @Heehee_69
    @Heehee_69 10 місяців тому +2

    yep listen to this in class is kinda risky XD

  • @bharris0629bh
    @bharris0629bh 7 місяців тому +2

    He's not him😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @age-fw6qy
    @age-fw6qy 9 місяців тому +1

    Listenin to this right Infront of my parents.. SO GRATEFUL FOR HEADPHONES.😭😭

  • @sleepydoodle8653
    @sleepydoodle8653 10 місяців тому +2

    He talks so much about not liking noise I wondering if he has sensory issues

  • @ujwaladhavali5559
    @ujwaladhavali5559 13 днів тому

    Tomorrow is my very important exam, and I am watching this 😩

  • @Nevaehlovesnuggies
    @Nevaehlovesnuggies 15 днів тому

    This is what I want my future bf to sound like (im 10)

  • @PaylasanAdel
    @PaylasanAdel 9 місяців тому +2

    He says don’t talk the whole time it’s happening but what if it hurts💀

  • @kiera352
    @kiera352 24 дні тому

    bros a professional yapper

  • @brittanyhedrick-fy9ho
    @brittanyhedrick-fy9ho 7 місяців тому +1

    Im at dinner with my parents RN lmao

  • @AL1V34H1M
    @AL1V34H1M 7 місяців тому

    Imagine downloading asmr vids on ur school device and they're monitoring it rn.

  • @ava-xb7gk
    @ava-xb7gk Місяць тому

    he hates me then why did he spend 13 minutes talking to me

  • @FabryantoChasidy
    @FabryantoChasidy 4 місяці тому +1

    HALP MY THINGY WHEN UP-

  • @hancuddle
    @hancuddle 5 місяців тому +1

    His voice damn I'm going crazy

  • @MayCupid
    @MayCupid 8 місяців тому +1

    Bro I’m almost done finishing all your videos🎉😂

  • @Dhuhaslifee
    @Dhuhaslifee 9 місяців тому +1

    his voice is so deep af like he got depression...

  • @I.L0v3.ME._.10
    @I.L0v3.ME._.10 6 місяців тому

    Two words, I need no explanation. HES HOT

  • @Christy566-o2x
    @Christy566-o2x 2 місяці тому

    If he was talking to me i would literally be so confused by interested at the same time😅

  • @B0bblwbluess
    @B0bblwbluess 10 місяців тому +3

    Amazing audio 🤺🤺🤺

  • @Snowyy-mm8gc
    @Snowyy-mm8gc 6 місяців тому +1

    i jumped when it started i was so scared

  • @La_luna_Y-fs1nd
    @La_luna_Y-fs1nd 10 місяців тому +1

    Bro said shut the f#$@% up😅

  • @omniomelet1472
    @omniomelet1472 9 місяців тому +1

    I’m genuinely scared for my life right now

  • @Extra-c8o
    @Extra-c8o 10 місяців тому +1

    Do i cry or kick my feet and giggle into my pillow 😦

  • @letsfoodup6832
    @letsfoodup6832 10 місяців тому +1

    This one is not on the website though ? Only 5 other videos?

  • @Sukunashusbandd
    @Sukunashusbandd 8 місяців тому +1

    Is this m4f or m4m or m4a cuz idk🥹🥲

  • @kloverhaley3314
    @kloverhaley3314 7 місяців тому +1

    What did I do to you?? 😭

  • @kiksbrownie6906
    @kiksbrownie6906 4 дні тому

    HELP THIS MADE ME LAUGH I LOVE THIS❤