[SPICY] Your New Roommate is Your Bully [Enemies to Lovers] [Boyfriend ASMR]
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Imagine listening to this next to your parents. Would had been crazy. Def not me rn.
I am listening to this next to my older over protective brother 😢
deffff not me in a family reunion def def
Dude how are people listening to this in public
Y’all crazy for that
@@badhabitva I got no shame.
His voice is deeper than my depression 💀
DAMN-
Nah not even close
@@Fan_girly57 DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Then listen to YSF LOL
My guys really like “ Hey…👹”
him: grr im so mean im so angry i hate u
also him: i hate u but ur hot can we get it on B)
poetic 😂
13 minutes summed up in two sentences 😭
@@feinn4cartii 😭
I would genuinely be frightened if this happened to me in real life.
same
Help
😭😭nah fr I’d report a room change ASAP-
'its immoral to hate people period but i still do it' hes so real for this istg
hit*
yooo take a shot everytime he says "listen, i mean..." ‼️‼️‼️
Blackout drunk by minute 6
When i read this he said it😢
wouldn't it be sooooo funny if you did another bully asmr where he ended up making you cry and then he freaks out and then pampers the hell outta you hahaa and then lots of cuddles n kisses hahahha would it be sooooo fuuuunnnyyy that would never happen right
hmm...
@@badhabitva i dhouldva went eith the brainwashibng tactics oh shit🙆
@@three151I think you had someone brainwash you with the stroke machine
@@badhabitva I'm holding your pet hostage. MAKE IT. 👺👺
Aa he actually made it!!!
Bully: "Its just. I can't stand hearing your voice and having to look at your face on a daily basis."
Me: *holds up a mirror*
Bully: "What the fuck are you doing??"
Me: "Ohh no, no keep going. Cause everything your saying is how I feel about you, too. Just thought I'd help you tell yourself that."
Bully: *Smashes the mirror across the room and prepares to punch me in the face*
This sounds about right
Thats something I did to my enemy a year ago ☠️ he was cussing tf out of me infront of the whole cafeteria and I was js there with the mirror and when he asked me "why tf are you holding that shit?" And I said the same thing the comments says and everyone laughed and he just stared at me and said "fuck you" and left maf af, me and my friends still laugh abt that shit LMAO ☠️
@@Eli_tuadorati0nsavage
😭🤚 I can't 😂
Him- you're dumb as bricks
Me- look who's talkin' ya damn cinderblock!
9:46 that was the calmest stfu i ever heard
😮
When I tell you not only would he have never gotten that far in his little tantrum monologue, but that I would have full stopped him after that "be quiet or I'll punch you in your face" comment? If you do, I'm going to jail. That transfer would be immediate. I'd risk falling asleep in the dorm hallway with all my stuff before I stayed a night in that dorm with him. "I can help you," yeah, by making like a ghost and disappearing. 😂
see he would say all that shit to me but the thing about me is, I'd be laughing, I'd sarcastic as hell, I'd hear him list the ground rules and then proceed. to tell him what's actually gonna happen. "be fucking quiet, i like my quiet" "then enjoy these noise canceling headphones cause I blast music at 2am and if you're not trying to do a face mask and perform a full concert with me (only if you have a problem with noise like he does) there's the door. ciao~"
No I'd fr walk away in the middle of his monologue and take a nap like I don't got time for this go talk to the damn wall or smth 😭
@@Cl0ud_Pufffr!! like when he told me to stfu i told him that i will literally mortal komabt on his bitch ass
I want this man to narrate my life. Those low tones in my ear for the rest of my life.
"Its a very punchable face, but its also super cute"
IM DYING. BERY PUNCHABLE BUT CUTE.
The way I’d jus be saying nuh uh immaturely and as loud as I can to interrupt him jus to see him mad would make my day.
Him: I hate you, but what if you let me hit? Haha nvm... unless?
Him:I wont do anything in your sleep, whatever
Me: WHAT???😰😰IS HE GUNNA KILL ME IN MY SLEEP??? WTF BRO 😭
same like am I going to die
"Wait, I know how that sounds- Shut the Fvck up." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nope. I would immediately ask for a room transfer with the reason that he threatened to hit me. I've had bad roommates before and it's hard nit being able to do what you want in what is suppose to be your comfortable space.
THIS
You are the only sane person in this comment section
@@yaraparakippetara1 Just calling it like I see it. I have too much self respect to let this jerk push me around.
@@msmal1989ikr
I never had one ._., it sounds terrible
This bully is giving major drama student
Like
A whole entire monolgue for me?!
You shouldnt have cause I honestly woulda gone to my room or just flat out not listen listened to you
I have goldfish brain from ADHD and the voice is too soothing for my little lizard brain
He's just a complicated man trying to find a simple (sexy) solution to a problem he's helped to create in the first place.
Aint that the truth
He's So confusing😭. Baby boy is like:
I'D RATHER YOU DID NOT EXIST 😈🤬
0:41
FOR BETTER OR FOR WORST 🥺😘
1:43
bro u gotta keep making these bully ones idk what it is but mean or bad guy typa audios HAVE ME GOING AWOOGAAA
The whole video I was js joking around w the character swearing at it and cussing tf out of his ass for fun, i only watch asmrs to do that its so fun
ON SOULLLLLL
REALLLL
As a person, FRRRR RR R R R. R
we nee a part 2!! who agrees👇
The amount of back talk I am SCREAMING in my head is insane 😂😂
Literally!!! I mumbled some of it out loud too 😂🤣
him: once a day?
me; yes sirrr
him: no-ok yea no
me: NOOOOO
gotta love an enemies to lovers-
“ i wish uu didn’t exist”
Me: 😲
Yeah, just got to say if he was talking to me like that, I would not be taking that wouldn’t even care how much he threatens me
Not me listening to my enemy (crush tho) and him seeing me watching this 🫣
My anger issues could not irl
I hope there’s a part 2
ngl he sounded he need us sm even from the beginning, so i think he generally really fucking like us but doesn't want to aadmit it... AGAIN IM JS DELELU AND I HAVE NO MIND
you may be onto something
@@badhabitva ATOP OMG i mean hey😋
bully: your face is punchable
me: well your neck is pretty snapable!
Doesn't matter how hot he is or how nice his voice is. A man speaks to me like this and he's going to take a fall down the stairs. ^^
Hmm😭"I can admit i have some problems...with ur face firstly"Lmfaooo😂
Seems like he has some sexual tension for me.
Also seems like he is sexually frustrated about me.
He's gonna deck you in the face as foreplay 💀
no, really?
Not him taking away me and besties Uno nights, who is you??
I WAS LISTING TO THID AND NY CST JUMPED UPNON MY BED SCAREING THE EVER LIVEING LORD OUT OF ME, I THREW MY PHONE AND MY HEADPHONES CAME OUT..
Omg😅
He likes to study!!! WHAT I CALL BS!!! AND IF I WANT A MAN OVER IMMA HAVE A MAN OVER ONG!
how sweet😊 he'll punch the shit out of me and take me to the nurse free of charge❤❤
Imagine him being like a retired 62 year old and we are just drooling over him not even knowing how fcked up that would be
"I hate your face, it's a very punchable face. But it's also very cute"
Me: cool, now punch me
Bet
"I'd rather you not exist" 🥺
That was a lot of words for “I actually like you but I’m so emotionally constipated I can’t show it in a healthy way so I’ll just abuse you instead”
No thank you sir, the door is that way 👉
I could say the same thing to you. The door’s to your left, have a good one ;)
@@badhabitva Didn’t think you’d see this! Especially not right away. Btw I hope you know I’m just joking and you did a great job 👍👍👍
@@aquadraws5833 hes just like me fr
I can be your translator so what he was saying was I love you and I Can’t live without you so can I breath without you , he so kind huh
me listening to this knowing full well if a guy tried talking to me like this I'd scream in his face 😪
Best time to listen to this is next to your mom with no headphones frr !!!
Please dont tell me thats what you did
listenin to this w no headphones the way god intended 😚
god is dead and we killed him
@@badhabitva goddamn 😭
@@badhabitvareal
My reaction to this was calling him "Sir" and giggling like a child. 😂 Help 😂
I changed the 999 likes to 1k 😍🥰🎉
God dayum that was awkward as hell. Like the second hand embarrassment hit me LIKE A TRUCK on this one.
not me over here falling asleep to you then waking up with your voice in my ear buds. if you reply to my comment ima go cry tears if joy like pass away bye bye my dreams have been fifilled
He said so don’t talk to me but he keeps talking and me I would say stfu I’m going to sleep
MAN HIS VOICE I IN LOVE WITH IT
Nobody:
Bully: **starts a random biology class**
I can't play uno?!? What universe is this where you can't have an uno party in your dorm?!?
New drinking game idea! Take a shot every time he says "i mean.." for bonus points kiss the person on your right.
His voice is about as deep as my childhood trauma
😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Bad Habit Asmr is my bad habit
Im late whoopsss 😂 welp i love this enemies to lovers are the best frlll😂
welcome back
@@badhabitva thx uu I am back tell I have to get up for college tm😮💨kms rn
yikes im gonna share that struggle in a couple months fr i do not envy u rn
@badhabitva I'm only a freshman in college and it's wild 😭
@@YourfavLatina16 im not much older than u so I get it, its rough first year but we survive
I’ll knock your socks off wtf 😂
Just hiding in me room😅 hoping my younger brother won’t spy on me
the way I genuinely have beef with this dude now
"me: BIT-3:01
Homeboy just want a doll 😭 "be quiet" I ain't even say anythin yet 🤐😭
Part 2 pls
My face was just saying wtf the whole time 😂😂😂
You know you’d think I’d learn to stop arguing back because he can’t hear me but… it’s fun 😂🤣 I’m gonna keep doing that 😊
TIME STAMPS!!/no I'm joking I'm too lazy for this teehee^^
Also y do I listen to these even if I have a boyfriend😔 then again I could bug him for it but thas weird..right?😰
not me the virgin in college heheh who didnt (and still dont) date. your just made you like me and cant speak up about it hehheh like i dont wanna look at your face, you sound like you cant look a me without being weird about it lol
aint no way bro givin me the talk rn💀💀
His voice is deeper than the cuts on my wrist 😦
This left me hanging like my depressed friends
@@hawwaaisha5530 I shouldn’t be laughing, but I am😂
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Me face if i was in this situation: "😐 Are u done?"
He’s just Yapping
Bro is waffling
@@badhabitva I feel I’ve been informative 😓
yep listen to this in class is kinda risky XD
He's not him😂😂😂😂😂😂
Listenin to this right Infront of my parents.. SO GRATEFUL FOR HEADPHONES.😭😭
He talks so much about not liking noise I wondering if he has sensory issues
could be
Tomorrow is my very important exam, and I am watching this 😩
This is what I want my future bf to sound like (im 10)
He says don’t talk the whole time it’s happening but what if it hurts💀
bros a professional yapper
Im at dinner with my parents RN lmao
Imagine downloading asmr vids on ur school device and they're monitoring it rn.
he hates me then why did he spend 13 minutes talking to me
HALP MY THINGY WHEN UP-
His voice damn I'm going crazy
Bro I’m almost done finishing all your videos🎉😂
his voice is so deep af like he got depression...
True
Two words, I need no explanation. HES HOT
If he was talking to me i would literally be so confused by interested at the same time😅
Amazing audio 🤺🤺🤺
i jumped when it started i was so scared
Bro said shut the f#$@% up😅
I’m genuinely scared for my life right now
Do i cry or kick my feet and giggle into my pillow 😦
This one is not on the website though ? Only 5 other videos?
Is this m4f or m4m or m4a cuz idk🥹🥲
What did I do to you?? 😭
HELP THIS MADE ME LAUGH I LOVE THIS❤